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From [-]:[-] p.m. to [-]:[-] p.m., three hours of advance rehearsal, the two crews performed separately.

The TV series "Stars Are Not Like You" and "Drunk Spring Breeze" are TV dramas released in the early stage of the Spring Festival at the same time. They have just aired more than a dozen episodes, and they respectively occupy the top two on the hit list.During the twelfth lunar month, there was another wave of viewers watching variety shows, so this show has attracted much attention, and many people who want to grab tickets can't get it.

At eight o'clock in the evening, the recording of the program officially started, and the audience was full.

There are two hosts of the variety show, Chen Lang and Ye Xuan.They are all well-known presenters.Even Qin Ruochu's parents liked to watch this show.Qin Ruochu hasn't told the two elders about his entry into the entertainment industry, afraid that they might be worried, but it may not be possible to hide it now.

"It's here, you can go on stage." The program assistant shouted from the background.

Qin Ruochu took off her heavy down jacket, and followed Shang Xiaoke's pace onto the stage at the end of the line.

"Don't be nervous, follow the rehearsal." Shang Xiaoke reminded in a low voice.

Qin Ruochu pinched his fingers and responded softly.The light in front of him instantly replaced the darkness of the corridor, Qin Ruochu kept Li Jia's words in mind, and showed a quite decent smile.After seeing the main creators of the crew come to the stage, the audience in the audience screamed in unison.

"Shen Chen!!! Ahhh, brother, you are so handsome!!!" The eyes of Shen Shen's fans lit up, and the fans in the back row held up banners and waved support sticks.

Shen Chen was not surprised by such a small scene, so he waved his hand, which caused another wave of screams as expected.

The host Chen Lang smiled cooperatively and said, "Sure enough, I'm still not handsome enough. Everyone didn't react when they saw me. I'll discuss with the director about changing the host. How about you brother Shen?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Brother Lang means what he says!" The girls in the first row were impatient.

Michelle Ye laughed so hard that she couldn't stand up straight: "Okay, let's not talk much, let the leading actors of our most popular "Stars Are Not Like You" say hello to everyone one by one."

"Hello everyone, I am your Shen Shen, playing Fang Yucheng in the play."

"Hi everyone, I'm Bai Yishu, playing Liang Jing."

……

"Hello, I'm Qin Ruochu, playing Jian Yi in the play."

After the introduction, the hosts stood on both sides. Michelle Ye obviously took good care of Qin Ruochu, who was still a newcomer: "Ruochu is the first time to come to our show, right?"

"Well, I used to stay at home with my parents in front of the TV to watch Sister Lang Gexuan's hosting, it was very interesting. I am very happy to be invited to participate today." Qin Ruochu almost memorized the script by heart, and kept his eyes on Michelle Ye and the audience switch between them.

"Haha, look at the fans are starting to move around, don't you all like Ruochu?" As soon as the words fell, the fans in the audience raised their arms and raised Qin Ruochu's support sticks, which were light yellow.Just like her, quiet and gentle.

Qin Ruochu smiled very sincerely, and humbly bowed to the fans who liked her.

After the introduction of the "Stars" crew, they were arranged to sit aside.

Next was the introduction time of the crew of "Drunk Spring Breeze". Qin Ruochu sat on the side and carefully put down the microphone to adjust her skirt, and soon her eyes fell on Tian Rui who was on stage.

Tian Rui smiled very sweetly, her expression was very different from that in the afternoon, she just stared at it quietly.Shang Xiaoke took advantage of the opportunity that no one was paying attention and quietly approached her and asked, "Are you okay? Just now your performance was very natural."

"Yeah." Qin Ruochu nodded absent-mindedly. She subconsciously glanced down the left side of the stage, but met Shen Shen's gaze, which was confused for a moment. She blinked and looked straight ahead again. It has nothing to do with her.

According to the company's requirements for hype, Shen Chen deliberately posted Bai Yishu's whispers on the stage, causing fans to chatter.

"Okay, so far, our guests have been introduced. Next, it's still your favorite game session. Let's invite the "Stars" crew to come up again."

As required, the staff brought up a wooden plywood and a stack of thick paper with different idioms printed on it.

"You gesture and let me guess the game. The captains of the two groups send three members to come out. The two gesture and the other guesses the idiom. The team that guesses more in 2 minutes wins."

Because of the need to ensure the effect of the program, this link was skipped in advance and there was no rehearsal.After the two teams discussed, two actors were sent opposite, and Tian Rui guessed the idiom.Here, Bai Yishu and Shang Xiaoke went up to make gestures, Shen Chen took the initiative to ask Qin Ruochu to go up and guess the idioms so that Qin Ruochu could get more shots and get familiar with each other.

Tian Rui and Qin Ruochu became rivals in disguise.

When Tian Rui saw Qin Ruochu on the stage, she was taken aback for a moment.She thought this woman was a backstage worker, but she didn't expect to be a guest.

Then take a good look at the strength.

Shang Xiaoke has always been the joker of this game, she dragged Bai Yishu up purely to satisfy her own selfish desires.This kind of secret real heartbeat that only the two of them know, this kind of vague ambiguity that can't be explained clearly, was well ventilated under the full house of guests.

After Shang Xiaoke and Bai Yishu watched the first idiom, the countdown began on the big screen.

Two sides and three swords.

What to do with this.Shang Xiaoke patted his head and began to suck the noodles frantically. Bai Yishu looked at her inexplicably, and also stretched out his index and middle fingers to sandwich the noodles. The audience burst into laughter.

Qin Ruochu's face was full of question marks, Bai Yishu glanced at the time, she felt that she couldn't let Shang Xiaoke, a mentally handicapped person, mess around.So she reached out and touched the faces of herself and Shang Xiaoke, Xiao Ke froze unnaturally, and screams erupted from the audience.

The tacit understanding between the two improved a bit, Xiao Ke made a gesture of three, clenched his fist and raised an invisible knife and stabbed himself three times.

"Two faces and three swords!" Qin Ruochu quickly realized.

OK, next.

Eyes? ?What kind of breaking point is this, Bai Yishu secretly slandered.

That's a good question, Shang Xiaoke pointed to his eyebrows and eyes, and winked at Bai Yishu with his eyes wide open.

Bai Yishu: "..."

If she were Qin Ruochu, he might run up and slap her twice.

"Hmm..." Qin Ruochu tentatively asked, "Thug eyebrows?"

"Hahahahahaha." Chen Lang couldn't stand anymore, but squatted aside laughing until his stomach ached.

no!Shang Xiaoke waved his hands twice, pointed to his eyes vigorously, and looked at Bai Yishu thinking that he was emotional.

Qin Ruochu saw the passage of time, and could only crazily output: "Uh, eyebrows raised and eyes lowered? Eyebrows raised? Eyes lowered? Eyes pleasing? Eyebrows winking?"

After saying four things in succession, Shang Xiaoke became very anxious. Bai Yishu patted her on the shoulder to signal Xiaoke to calm down. Suddenly, the hands pressing on her shoulders strengthened, and he looked at Xiaoke with roving eyes, and the audience booed one after another. : "Oh oh oh--"

"I know, it's a look at me!"

"Yes, next one!" Michelle Ye almost froze with laughter as she held the microphone.She felt that Shang Xiaoke was most likely not an actor, but a comedian.

……

They came and went like this, guessing again and again, because Shang Xiaoke was slow, Qin Ruochu only guessed eight correctly in 2 minutes.

In the next 2 minutes, Tian Rui guessed twelve correctly.

Qin Ruochu was defeated perfectly, and she was a little disappointed.

"In the idiom guessing session, the crew of "Drunken Spring Breeze" won. But in terms of laughter, the crew of "Stars" is even better. Don't be discouraged by the team that lags behind. There is still a chance. Next is the game of lazy people."

The program team prepared inflatable doll costumes for everyone. Qin Ruochu put on an inflatable suit made of yellow bees, and the small spikes on the buttocks trailed behind him, making her look particularly bloated and cute.She likes light yellow very much. She lowered her head and touched her belly with her chubby hands, and then danced around again.

Shen Chen changed into a dark blue dolphin doll costume. Although it was funny, it still couldn't hide his handsomeness.

The audience picked up their mobile phones to take pictures frantically, and Shen Shen walked to the edge of the stage intimately and made various strange poses to satisfy the fans' desires.And Shang Xiaoke concentrated on following Bai Yishu's buttocks, which fit her perfectly with the green caterpillar costume she was wearing.

A rectangular thin blanket was placed in the center of the stage. The rules of the game were simple. Two people fought against each other, and the one who knocked the opponent out of the boundary first won.It's just that you can't push with your hands, and other actions are fine.

First of all, the two teams of captains competed head-to-head, pushing their opponents out of bounds with three strokes.

Then the opponent sent Tian Rui, who was wearing a donut inflatable suit, on the stage, and Shang Xiaoke took the lead to fight: "I'll do it."

Qin Ruochu stepped back and quietly watched the battle.

Although Tian Rui has little strength, she can play tricks. Shang Xiaoke was perfectly dodged by several reckless collisions, and almost ran out of bounds by himself.

"It's difficult." Shang Xiaoke said secretly.

Tian Rui raised the corners of her lips and smiled, the first time she took the initiative to attack, she didn't come up for a collision, but fell down by herself, with a hook with her foot, Shang Xiaoke suddenly lost her center of gravity and rolled out of bounds.

"Fuck, play dirty." Shang Xiaoke gritted his teeth and cursed.

When Shang Xiaoke walked back to the team, Bai Yishu asked her: "Isn't it hurt?"

"No, who is that girl, she's so good at playing."

"This time "Drunken Spring Breeze" won the game!" Chen Lang said, "The captain will send Tian Rui in the next game, so who will the "Stars" team send?"

"Let me try." Qin Ruochu raised his hand obediently.

Tian Rui turned her back to the audience, narrowed her long and narrow phoenix eyes and smiled at Qin Ruochu.

Qin Ruochu smiled back.

When Qin Ruochu stood on the blanket, for the effect of the show, she stretched her shoulders and neck and turned her waist in a serious manner.Not to be outdone, Tian Rui did a set of high leg raises, but the doll's clothes were too inconvenient, and she was exhausted after just two leg lifts.

"Start." Xuan Ye shouted.

Qin Ruochu held her breath.This time Tian Rui changed her tactics and rushed towards her decisively. Qin Ruochu has been training every day for the past six months, and her body is so light that it is not 01:30. Rui reacted, and bumped into it with a high jump. Tian Rui's body suddenly moved forward, and she was at a loss in panic, and almost nodded.

It was Qin Ruochu who held her hand.

Tian Rui turned her head and glanced at her expressionlessly, squeezed her hand hard, Qin Ruochu let it go in pain.

"The scene was extremely intense, and Tian Rui has met his opponent." Chen Lang explained passionately, and the audience was very nervously staring at the game on stage.

After Qin Ruochu let go, she immediately retreated, but she didn't dare to turn her back.

Tian Rui became irritable, and she started attacking desperately again. Shang Xiaoke stood aside and sweated for Qin Ruochu.

Qin Ruochu spun around twice to dodge, but Tian Rui kept chasing her, desperately pushing her to the edge.

Generally, if you play to this extent, it is true.

Qin Ruochu didn't retreat this time, but fought back. Tian Rui was so angry that she had already forgotten the tactics. Qin Ruochu leaned down to avoid it, and raised her right foot to swipe it lightly. Tian Rui immediately lost her balance and fell out of the boundary line.

Shang Xiaoke secretly said: "Chu Chu is really good."

The audience waved their colorful sticks and cheered.

"This one is wonderful."

After Qin Ruochu returned to the team, although she won the game, she felt that Tian Rui might not let her off so easily.

She was just retaliation for Shang Xiaoke with an eye for an eye.

The author has something to say: good night, go to bed early.

Let's continue tomorrow.

感谢在2020-05-2022:01:42~2020-05-2121:59:19期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 Cangjuan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!