My wife wants me to sleep in the cat litter every day, what should I do GL

"Hmm..." Shang Xiaoke snorted softly, and slowly opened his eyelids: "Where is this..."

She was so thirsty that smoke came out of her throat, she swallowed hard, and said weakly: "So there really is a hell, but it's still daytime."

Bai Yishu was pulling her own infusion line and standing up to pour water for her, Shang Xiaoke turned her head in bewilderment: "Why is your brain buzzing, what the hell!"

"Drink water, be careful it's hot." Bai Yishu handed her the water solemnly, Shang Xiaoke stared at her round eyes: "Why did you come down with me too!"

Bai Yishu was puzzled: "What? Where are you going?"

At this moment, Shen Chen brought the doctor over, and Bai Yishu took a few steps back to move him.

The doctor observed it as usual and said: "It's okay, after waking up, hang up two bottles of water, drink some gruel, and lie down for a few days to heal the injury."

"Okay." Bai Yishu responded.

Shen Chen said: "Then I'll buy hot porridge for you two."

After the doctor left, Shang Xiaoke stretched out his other hand that hadn't been needled, and suddenly realized: "I'm not dead!"

Bai Yishu: "..." Suddenly, I regretted saving her, she was so stupid.

"Xiao Xiaobai, Xiao Xiaobai, look at me, look at me, I'm not dead!" Shang Xiaoke opened his eyes, first confused and then joyful, completely ignoring the pain in other parts of his body, his heart and expression had already begun. Dancing in place uncontrollably.

Bai Yishu originally planned to ignore her, but seeing how miserable she was: "Yes, you are not dead. You are alive and well."

The corner of Shang Xiaoke's pale mouth curled up: "How are you? Did you get hurt anywhere?"

Bai Yishu shook her head: "It's just a skin injury."

"That's good, that's good." Shang Xiaoke pursed her lips and looked at the ceiling, "Actually, I really want to go before the gate of hell. I can see it better than anyone else. I just can't bear you, I can't bear to eat, I can't bear to bear with my parents. .”

"Don't be brave in the future..." Before Bai Yishu finished speaking, Shang Xiaoke touched her neck seriously and interrupted her: "Damn, where is my necklace!"

"Did it fall off during the earthquake..." Shang Xiaoke frowned and groped around, Bai Yishu almost couldn't hold back his emotions: "The necklace is so important?"

Shang Xiaoke said seriously: "That's right, you finally gave me a gift, I must not lose it—"

"As long as I'm here, so what if the necklace is lost?" Bai Yishu blurted out the words hidden in his heart.

As soon as the words were finished, Shang Xiaoke stopped her hands agitatedly, and she turned her eyes to Bai Yishu's face: "Xiaobai, what do you mean? I can't understand."

The air suddenly froze, and Bai Yishu was unnaturally stunned for a while: "It's nothing."

"What the hell do you mean, don't tell me halfway to whet my appetite..." Shang Xiaoke pouted dissatisfiedly, Bai Yishu regretted why she had to be blunt just now, and now she tried to turn this page quickly.

"I saw it. The necklace is on the cabinet." Bai Yishu brought her the black swan chain with a hanging bottle, and Shang Xiaoke tightly held the necklace in his palm. unhappy.

"Uncle Kai, you're here." Shang Xiaoke caught a glimpse of the man poking in from outside the door, and Uncle Kai walked in with a smile: "How do you feel?"

Shang Xiaoke had a hippie smile on her face: "Oh, what can I do. I just can't use my hands and feet."

"Oh, by the way, after our crew had an accident, did it get on the news?"

Uncle Kai said: "The media came to interview, but I chased them away. The crew's movements are completely kept secret, but the earthquake in the Qingyuan area has become a trending search."

Shang Xiaoke was shocked after hearing this: "It's over, it's over, call my phone..."

Uncle Kai and Bai Yishu frantically rummaged through their bags to find her cell phone, and Bai Yishu said, "It will automatically shut down when there is no battery."

"The charger is in the smallest bag in my bag."

After the charger was plugged into the bedside socket, Shang Xiaoke's back was covered with sweat. She pressed the switch button, and as expected, dozens of phone calls flooded the sky.

Qin Ruochu kept calling her, and this time she happened to catch her right away.

Qin Ruochu was sitting on the head of the bed and putting her feet on her feet, and Puss was lying in her arms: "Xiao Ke, you finally answered the phone. How is your injury?"

Shang Xiaoke said: "Chu Chu, it's all trauma, don't worry. The matter of my coma..."

"I already know, don't talk about it." Qin Ruochu said, "You can't do stupid things anymore, if you have an uncle or aunt who will..."

"My mother...doesn't she know it too!" Shang Xiaoke looked embarrassed.

"I told her that you were too busy and still filming, and you will call her back later. No, according to your mother's temperament, you must make a video call to her."

"It's broken, it's broken, I'm still lying in the hospital, what should I do?" Shang Xiaoke scratched her hair, with a sad face, "I won't talk about it, I'll go get ready."

After hanging up the phone on the other side, Qin Ruochu's heart was completely relieved.

Bai Yishu's salt water had already been hung up, she pressed Shang Xiaoke's hand that lifted the quilt: "What are you doing?"

Shang Xiaoke said: "Change your clothes, put on some lipstick, and don't let my mother know that I'm in the hospital, or she'll have to rush over all night crying."

"But your hands and shoulders... how do you change them?" Bai Yishu said, "How about I change them for you?"

Shang Xiaoke covered her mouth, her face flushed suddenly, but the corner of her mouth couldn't help mentioning: "This...isn't it good."

"Sit up first, I'll get you clothes." Bai Yishu didn't know the little Jiujiu in her heart, and pulled out one: "How about this black button-down shirt?"

Shang Xiaoke nodded: "OK, and the lipstick is in the grid on the far side, my lips must be miserable white."

Bai Yishu squatted down to find her lipstick, Shang Xiaoke reached out to unbutton the hospital gown, just unbuttoned two buttons and found that the underwear was gone: "Fuck... who did this..."

Bai Yishu didn't turn around but said leisurely: "I don't know how to cover the injury on your shoulder?"

"I found it, Shang Xiaoke, you won't be shy and afraid to change clothes in front of me now, right?" Bai Yishu turned her head, Shang Xiaoke pulled her clothes together, and brazenly argued: "Who said so and so?" Yes! Just take it off..."

After finishing speaking, Shang Xiaoke tore off his clothes shamelessly, and Bai Yishu lowered her head instantly.

Shang Xiaoke knew that she had won the bet, and she held the initiative firmly in her hands. She said meanly: "Xiaobai, come quickly and undress me, the other hand can't be taken off."

"If you want to see it, you have to look at it openly. My mother's breasts are a little small, but other places look good."

"Shut up!" Bai Yishu couldn't stand the lewd|spoofed talk, but she leaned forward with a straight face, half-closed her eyes, and carefully pulled her sleeve through the needled hand and the infusion set, and finally passed the drop bottle to her. Take it off.

She threw the hospital gown aside, picked up the shirt and put it back on slowly: "Hand up."

Shang Xiaoke looked at her with a smile: "Shy?"

"It's so uncomfortable to squint, just look at it, don't be responsible, I'll let you watch."

Bai Yishu took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and said, "Believe it or not, if you talk too much, I'll beat you up?"

"Punch here." Shang Xiaoke pointed to his heart.

"Unreasonable." Bai Yishu held up her other hand.

"Hiss—" Shang Xiaoke twitched his face, and Bai Yishu hurriedly relaxed: "Did you pull your shoulder?"

It's better not to be in a hurry, but in this rush, his eyes opened unconsciously, and he inadvertently took a thorough look at Shang Xiaoke's carcass, his neck was stained pink within a few seconds.

All of this was seen by Shang Xiaoke, she stared at Bai Yishu closing her eyes and dressing her: "You look so shy."

"I want to let you see enough without wearing clothes..."

Bai Yishu couldn't take it anymore: "Shang Xiaoke, if you talk again, I'll go out."

"Don't, don't, I'm just talking for fun..." She grabbed Bai Yishu's hand, but touched it vigorously, like an old hooligan who hasn't touched meat for a long time.

Bai Yishu swears, if this person hadn't been kind to her before, and she was the kind of person who always repays kindness, otherwise Shang Xiaoke would definitely not be alive now.

Bai Yishu's hand accidentally brushed against the skin of her chest while fastening her buttons. The moment he touched it, it was as if a tiny electric current passed through, and then Shang Xiaoke's skin began to heat up and turn red.

"Okay." Changing Shang Xiaoke's clothes seemed to have exhausted Bai Yishu's entire strength, and she was so tired that she didn't want to continue standing.

"There is also lipstick." Shang Xiaoke pouted her mouth very cooperatively, closed her eyes and muttered, "I can't see, you put it on for me."

Bai Yishu wanted to reward her with two ear scrapers very, very much, and after holding back for a long time, she sighed and gave up struggling: "Open your mouth well, I'll help you apply it."

The moment the lipstick touched Shang Xiaoke's lips, she opened her eyes, Bai Yishu's beautiful face was close at hand, and the slender eyelashes even brushed the tip of her nose, itching.Shang Xiaoke just stared at her, Bai Yishu painted very professionally and carefully.

There was a hint of ambiguity in the air.

But within a few seconds of being ambiguous, a hurried WeChat ringtone rang.Both of them were startled, Bai Yishu quickly withdrew her hand, Shang Xiaoke fumbled for the phone, it turned out to be a video call from her mother.

She took a deep breath, scratched her hair, and pressed the connection: "Mom."

Shang's mother's face was still stained with tears, but when she saw Shang Xiaoke, her complexion suddenly became as black as the bottom of a frying pan.

"Damn girl, do you still know how to answer your mother's phone?" Shang's mother started cursing again, "I've called you so many times, you can't count them with your fingers! Filming and filming, I don't know how to call back after filming." Phone! Do you know...know that I'm going to die of anxiety!"

As she spoke, Shang's mother felt that she was particularly wronged, and began to pucker her mouth again.

Shang Xiaoke didn't know what expression he should make, so he could only drag Bai Yishu, who was sitting beside him silently, over: "Quick, call mom."

"Bah! Sorry for making a mistake, call me mom." Bai Yishu squeezed out a decent smile: "Auntie."

"Hey! Yishu, I, I see that you are in a much better mood..." Shang's mother took a piece of facial tissue from Shang's father.

"Auntie, don't worry. We've been filming all afternoon, and we're just taking a break now." Bai Yishu took the initiative to help her out.

Mother Shang nodded, squinting at the background behind the two of them: "Where are you guys? Why does it look so much like the hospital wall..."

The author has something to say: Too tired, take a day off tomorrow!

See you the day after tomorrow!

感谢在2020-05-0422:29:10~2020-05-0522:40:16期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Cangjuan, 424452531;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!