My wife wants me to sleep in the cat litter every day, what should I do GL

The alarm at 06:30 in the morning sounded on time, Qin Ruochu opened her eyes in a daze, her head was still a little dizzy, she came back too late last night and woke up early, she sighed and got up from the bed.

Puss also got up with her, and then Qin Ruochu went to the guest room to call Shang Xiaoke.

"Xiao Ke... Get up, you can't be late for filming." Qin Ruochu rubbed his eyes, and patted her butt twice, but Shang Xiaoke twisted his body like a caterpillar to the other side, and stopped moving again.

Qin Ruochu went around to the other side again, she suddenly thought of a way, and hooked the black cat next to her feet with her hand: "Puss, I leave the task of waking Xiao Ke up to you, I'll go wash up first."

"Meow~" Puss hopped onto the bed with his little head tilted, and Qin Ruochu gave it a thumbs up before going out.

She went into the bathroom to set up the meatballs and picked up the electric toothbrush, only to hear screams in the room:

"Ow! Be gentle! Don't, don't step on my face, you stupid fat cat—"

"Meow~"

"Damn, don't bite my clothes, it's very expensive, I can't afford it even if I sell you!!"

"Get up, let go first, and I'll get up if you let go..."

The war lasted less than 2 minutes, and Shang Xiaoke walked into the bathroom with a haggard chicken coop head and yawned hundreds of meters long, but there were two more ostentatious teeth cavities behind the pajamas.

She sat carelessly on the toilet seat, pointing to the black cat sitting by the door: "You still follow, let me out quickly."

Qin Ruochu laughed tremblingly while brushing his teeth, Shang Xiaoke looked at Qin Ruochu and then turned to look at the black cat, and brushed his hair: "Okay, you are deliberately teasing me, right?"

After finishing speaking, Shang Xiaoke felt that he was too bad, slapped his thigh, got up from the toilet, grabbed Qin Ruochu's waist and scratched, Qin Ruochu put his hands on the side of the sink and begged for mercy: "Stop making trouble, I was wrong, I was wrong... ..."

"Damn it." Shang Xiaoke stopped suddenly, and brushed up Qin Ruochu's loose hair.

Qin Ruochu smiled back, "What's the matter?"

Shang Xiaoke stared at it several times: "You seem to have strawberries on your neck..."

"Ah?" Qin Ruochu was confused: "What strawberries?"

"I'll go, there seems to be more than one... It's the hickey, and it's deep and shallow."

At this moment, Puss moved slowly from the bathroom door to the balcony.

"Impossible, I slept alone last night, how could I have this." Qin Ruochu turned his body sideways to look in the mirror, and vaguely saw a few small red marks.

Shang Xiaoke was also puzzled: "Could it be that I sleepwalked at night?"

Qin Ruochu: "..."

"There should be mosquitoes at night, and I caught them unconsciously. Where are the strawberries?" Qin Ruochu said, "Hurry up, hurry up, it's too late."

The two chattered and chattered slowly, unexpectedly, they could get stuck in the dressing room. Bai Yishu was already sitting in the seat where the makeup artist was applying makeup, and Shen Shen was filming his personal scene outside.

"Why did you come here?" Bai Yishu said dissatisfied.

Qin Ruochu smiled apologetically: "The road is not easy to walk, and the meeting was delayed."

Bai Yishu glanced at her casually: "I'm going to shoot a scene for the school celebration performance in a while, help me set up the clothes, I want five sets with different styles, after matching, I will choose by myself."

"Okay." Qin Ruochu nodded.

Shang Xiaoke followed her: "Ah, good morning, aunt."

Bai Yishu: "..."

"Look what I brought you?" Shang Xiaoke took out a bag of green tea from her bag, and directly took the thermos cup on Bai Yishu's dressing table, "Little ancestor, wait for me to make you a cup of green tea. Reduce puffiness and look more beautiful on camera.”

Bai Yishu wanted to say something, but after searching the thesaurus for a long time, he couldn't think of any good words that could ridicule Shang Xiaoke.

After a while, the nimble Shang Xiaoke came over respectfully holding a teacup: "Have a taste?"

Bai Yishu took the water glass and hesitated for a long time.

Shang Xiao is not stupid, she took the water glass again, and took a sip by herself: "It's delicious and not poisonous."

Bai Yishu stared at his water glass without a word: "..."

Shang Xiaoke suddenly remembered that Qin Ruochu had told her that Bai Yishu was obsessed with cleanliness, she smiled awkwardly, took a tissue from the table and wiped it around the mouth of the cup: "That's all right."

Bai Yishu accepted the cup resignedly, took a sip, the water temperature was just right, and there seemed to be a faint fragrance of jasmine in the green tea.

Shang Xiaoke sat on the side: "how about it, if it tastes good, I'll make it for you every morning."

"You don't have to flatter me like this, soak it for a week, we will have nothing to do after a week." After Bai Yishu finished speaking, he drank the green tea in the cup in one gulp.

Shang Xiaoke said casually: "No matter what is a week or a week, if you like it, I will make it for you after a week. It's a matter of little effort."

Bai Yishu's heart moved slightly, even the assistant didn't seem to care about her so much, she didn't reject Shang Xiaoke's words, but acquiesced in her heart.Of course, for a person as proud as her, even if Shang Xiaoke talks nonsense now and doesn't practice it in the future, she won't be a stumbling block, she will just treat it as nonsense and let it go with the wind.

After the actors in a scene finished their makeup, Bai Yishu chose a set of Hong Kong-style clothes from Qin Ruochu's outfit and entered the university auditorium.

This was an indoor play, and the auditorium was filled with group performers. Qin Ruochu was carrying the bag, and sitting on the stage with the changed clothes for Bai Yishu. She took out her mobile phone, and Chu Xinyan called her back an hour ago. WeChat:

[Big Boss: I went to sleep when I got back, I got home at twelve o'clock last night.And you? ]

Qin Ruochu looked at the dialog box and smiled:

[Qin Ruochu: I am also similar, boss, please be busy and don't bother me (smile). ]

Chu Xinyan had long since replaced Qin Ruochu's sleeping face in a light yellow jumper that she secretly photographed in the car last time with her own WeChat chat background. Facing such a cute and lovely face, she was in a good mood all day long.

"What? Why didn't you say it earlier!" Assistant Director Liu slammed the script like a rolling stick on the stage: "Do you understand the rules? Not coming? Who will bear the loss of the crew?"

Qin Ruochu followed the sound and looked over, sat on the steps and squinted his eyes to catch his sleep, while Bai Yishu leaned against the wall with his chest folded and watched the show.

"...Don't talk nonsense, you procrastinated to call until now, so I'll ask what you want to do? The crew can't shoot without her?" Director Liu became angry and no one dared to step forward. I just heard him continue to shout: "Now, immediately, can you come right now, if you can't come, the contract will be terminated!"

Director Liu hung up the phone, and Bai Yishu stepped forward: "Director Liu, calm down and drink some water."

Shen Shen put it in his pocket and asked: "Then this..."

Director Liu took a sip of water: "I'm going to shoot today, the process has been arranged, and nothing can be missed—"

"Which actor is playing a big game." Producer Ma walked in with his hands behind his back, half a cigarette in his mouth.

Director Liu immediately bent over and said, "A small supporting role, he said he couldn't come because of a stomachache and diarrhea. If it's really not possible, how about picking a girl from the extras?"

Producer Ma said, "Okay, you look at the arrangement."

"Brother Shen, it will be your kiss scene later, why don't you choose it yourself from so many people in the audience." Director Liu said.

This scene is a scene where the heroine and the heroine are at odds, the heroine is performing on stage with someone else, the hero sitting below is jealous, and pulls a girl who admires him to stand in the auditorium for the last kiss, which makes the heroine feel frustrated.

Bai Yishu looked back at Shen Shen, Shen Shen understood what she meant, and pulled out a hand from his pocket, and the group performers below all screamed: "Shen Chen!! I, I, I, I'm coming ahhhhhhhhhhh—"

Sitting in the first row, Qin Ruochu glanced back at the crazy girls. The sharp shout pierced her eardrums. She freed her hands and covered her ears with frowning, and said in disbelief, "Oh my God..."

At this moment, Shen Shen's fingers swept across the dense crowd from left to right, and finally landed on one place randomly: "Just her."

Qin Ruochu covered her ears, seeing hundreds of pairs of eyes falling on her body: "..."

She lowered her arm in disbelief, and looked back at Shen Shen, good guy, that finger was pointing at her, Shang Xiaoke stood aside and said "Come on" with her lips, but her mind was blank.

Producer Ma locked onto Qin Ruochu with his heavy fingers, took off his glasses and said with a smirk, "Not bad, good vision. I also think Miss Qin is very suitable."

When Qin Ruochu got up, she felt that there were countless eyes behind her like thorns on her back. She endured the embarrassment and walked up: "Director Liu, Mr. Shen, it's better to change people. I don't know how to act..."

"Oh, Ms. Qin, you are also with the team, so it shouldn't be difficult just for a kiss scene. You just stand behind like a log, and the rest will be performed slowly." Director Liu didn't dare to disobey the intention of the producer Ma, how could he follow along? how come.

Shen Chen smiled and said, "Ruochu, I thought we were already friends, why do we still call him Mr. Shen?"

During the interval between Shen Chen persuading Qin Ruochu, Director Liu reassured the fans below, saying that Qin Ruochu was a member of the group's staff, Shen Shen didn't choose her specially, and it wasn't that there was any trickery between the two of them.

They walked slowly to the outside of the auditorium, where the film crew was filming Bai Yishu's clips.

The golden sun brushed over the weeping willows, and there was a row of bicycles parked by the lake. Standing in the shade, Qin Ruochu said awkwardly: "Brother Shen, I really don't know how to act. Don't make things difficult for me, just choose from among your fans. Everyone knows how to act better than me."

"How do you know if you don't try?" Shen Chen kicked the stones under his feet: "I treat you as a friend, so I want to ask you to do me this favor. Besides, this group performer pays 400 yuan a day, so I only make money. "

"I..." Qin Ruochu said, "It's not about money—"

"Then you despise me as a partner." Shen Shen just turned around and pushed him against the wall after finishing speaking. Qin Ruochu was pressed against the wall by him unsuspectingly, watching the sunny and handsome face slowly appearing in front of his eyes. Zoomed in and held his breath, Shen Shen was still slowly approaching.

Qin Ruochu felt her cheeks heat up rapidly, she pushed Shen Shen away in a panic.

Shen Chen staggered a step back, said with a smile: "That's all, it's nothing. What do you think?"

Qin Ruochu lowered her head, and if she refused again, it would appear that she was too hypocritical and too ignorant, so she could only bite the bullet and respond: "Okay, I'll help you. But it's just a favor."

"No problem." Shen Chen waved his hand with a smile, entered the auditorium, and said "OK" to Director Liu.

Bai Yishu looked at him on the stage, but showed a satisfied smile.

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