This abuse article is sweet [Quick Transmigration]

At 12:30 in the morning, most people in the city have fallen asleep, but there are still a group of people whose time has just begun.

Boom, the No. [-] nightclub in S City, has the most dazzling lighting, the largest dance floor, the strongest alcohol, and a group of boys who think the city is the most beautiful——

"Where did Yang Qing go?" Li Xuan leaned against the table, with a cigarette in his mouth, and turned his head to ask the person nestled in the sofa in the booth like a boneless one.

The three of them came to drink today. If they drank too much, it would be easy to go to WC. He just went there and came back, and the two people in this seat became one.

Qin Ge crossed his legs, took a puff of his cigarette, and swiped his phone with his head down.

"Don't fucking read it, I'm asking you something!" Li Xuan patted Qin Ge's thigh.

"There's such a noise in here, your fucking voice is so low and you're so far away, what about my hearing test?" Qin Ge pushed Li Xuan's hand away impatiently.

Li Xuan admits that he is intimidated, and has never won a fight with this person from the age of wearing open crotch pants to the age of wearing condoms!

He bent down, leaned close to Qin Ge's ear, circled his hands in the shape of a trumpet, and said word by word: "I-ask-you, where did Yang-Qing go-!"

Qin Ge heard it clearly this time, still without raising his eyelids, he said calmly, "Where the hell would I know, most likely he ran out again to call that Qing Lan."

"What blue, what blue, his name is Qin Lan! He has the same surname as you, and they belonged to the same family 800 years ago."

"Oh, Qinglan," Qin Ge picked up the whiskey on the table and took a sip, "Did her mother see a rainbow when she was born?"

Li Xuan didn't react, and said blankly: "What's the matter with the rainbow?"

"Red orange red green blue blue purple! You idiot!" Qin Ge cursed with a smile.

"I haven't seen you in three days. Your ability to tell cold jokes is really good. You can even freeze people to the North Pole!" Li Xuan sneered.

Qin Ge gave a "tsk", "It's obviously because you have too little sense of humor."

"Okay, don't be so humorous, Yang Qing wants to call Qin Lan, why don't you stop him?" After talking with this person for a long time, Li Xuan finally remembered that he still had something serious to ask.

"Why am I stopping you? It's none of my business." Qin Ge finally took his eyes off the phone for a moment, and glanced at Li Xuan who was still bent over beside him.

"Hey, what you said, you also know that if there is no Qin Lan, then Yang Qing will walk the Kangzhuang Avenue! Anyway, the brother who grew up together, you just watch him let the road go, and have to cross the single-plank bridge? " Li Xuan couldn't help asking.

Qin Ge is good at everything, he looks good, his grades are good, his family background is good, he can hold a lot of alcohol, but his temper is so bad that he is dying, his heart is like a stone, Li Xuan even suspects that he will die suddenly one day, this person can cry a tear not drop.

"Don't talk about crossing a single-plank bridge, it's a big puddle. He has to fall when he should fall. Can he stop it?" Qin Ge's tone was still light.

Li Xuan stopped talking, Qin Ge's words were rough and reasonable, then Qin Lan was born to defeat Yang Qing, Yang Qing was so sensible and well-behaved, he would go crazy when he met Qin Lan.

"Okay, don't fucking worry about other people's concerns, mother and child have been solo for more than 20 years, how can you still have the nerve to worry about others?" Seeing Li Xuan in a daze, Qin Ge gave him a hand and pulled him onto the sofa.

"Hahahaha, it seems like you are not the same!" Li Xuan said disdainfully.

"Can I be the same as you! I don't want them," Qin Ge said, raising his chin at the boys and girls dancing madly on the dance floor, "You, they don't want you."

"You fucking! A real dog can't spit out ivory!" Li Xuan scolded, and angrily threw the cigarette butt into the ashtray, as if it was not the cigarette but Qin Ge's head that he smashed.

The two of them were arguing so happily that they didn't even notice that there was a man sitting on the sofa behind them back to back, with a constipated expression on his face.

"Boss Shen, why are you so happy?" The man opposite the man looked at Shen Ye sitting there, neither talking nor looking at his phone, just smoking a cigarette and giggling, he couldn't help asking.

Shen Ye shook his head, picked up the wine glass and touched Zhang Qiang, and said with a smile, "I've already been sitting here drinking, what's the point?"

"Hahaha, Xiaoshen, Xiaoshen, come and drink, I'll do it, you can do whatever you want!" After Zhang Qiang finished speaking, he raised his head and poured a glass of wine into his mouth. After drinking, he put the glass on the table boldly A pier made a crisp sound.

Shen Ye smiled, took a sip of a third, and then put down the glass.

It's not that he doesn't want to drink. In fact, Shen Ye loves wine, and he should have a good capacity for alcohol, but his body can't help him drink too much. If he drinks too much today, his legs will hurt tomorrow.

"Xiao Shen, what happened to your recruitment of a secretary?" Zhang Qiang asked suddenly.

"I plan to release the recruitment information tomorrow." Shen Ye replied.

"Hey," Zhang Qiang sighed, "The salary can be raised a little higher."

"I know." Shen Ye lowered his eyes, covering the flash of hostility in his eyes.

The company has been in operation for eight years, and it has been scaled up to start having a secretary for three years. I can't remember if this is the seventh or eighth time to change the secretary.

Over there, Yang Qing finally came back. Before he could speak, Li Xuan stood up and asked Yang Qing with his hips on his arms: "Who beat you! I'm still sitting here Anyone dare to hit you?"

Yang Qing shook his head and mumbled, "No one hit me."

"The eyes are swollen like this, why don't you tell the truth? Which little bastard is so bold, I can kill him!"

Li Xuan was originally hot-tempered and righteous, but now that he drank alcohol, his head became even more angry. When he saw the people who went out well, their eyes were swollen like walnuts, and he couldn't help cursing immediately.

"No, Brother Li, really... no one hit me, yes... I just called Xiaolan, I couldn't hold it back, and cried..." Yang Qing explained with a blushing face.

"Hahahahaha!"

"Pfft!"

Two different laughter sounded at the same time, and the three of them were stunned. Both Yang Qing and Li Xuan turned to look at Qin Ge.

Qin Ge was also confused, and shouted: "What do you think I'm doing? I'm not a b-box player. Can one person make two voices at the same time?"

"I'm sorry, I just couldn't hold it back." A deep male voice suddenly came from behind, and a restrained smile could be faintly heard hidden in it.

Qin Ge inexplicably felt a chill on the back of his neck, and when he looked back, he met Shen Ye's handsome face right in front of him.

Sword eyebrows and star eyes, high nose and thin lips, well-defined...a face that is very ascetic.

This looks so fucking right for me...

This was Qin Ge's first thought, but he stopped the car of Unlimited YY just in time, glanced at Shen Ye, and asked with his lips slanted, "So funny?"

While Qin Ge was looking at Shen Ye, Shen Ye was naturally looking at him too.

Peach blossom eyes, cherry mouth, slapped face, a child who is too beautiful, yes, she is beautiful.The appearance of the person in front of me is not feminine, and it can be seen at a glance that it is a boy, but it still makes people want to boast that it is beautiful, the kind that is more beautiful than a girl.

Shen Ye was immersed in his own thoughts, when he heard Qin Ge's question, he was delayed for two seconds before recovering, and calmly said "Yes".

Qin Ge had never seen this kind of eavesdropping on other people's conversations and was so brave to admit it. He thought it was interesting, so he asked again: "Where did you start listening?"

Shen Ye paused, but still chose to tell the truth, "Rainbow..." After finishing speaking, the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.

This time Qin Ge was stunned, God damn Rainbow, doesn't that mean that this person heard the whole thing from the beginning to the end! "You like listening to bad jokes so much?" Qin Ge took a puff of his cigarette and dusted it with his index finger, "Why don't I tell you two more?"

Qin Ge's words were purely to ridicule Shen Ye. Unexpectedly, not only was Shen Ye not annoyed, but his eyes lit up slightly, and he nodded, "Okay."

Qin Ge gave a "tsk" in his heart, maybe this person has no childhood?But the slander belongs to the slander, Qin Ge really talked about the water that was splashed out when he said it——

"A candy, I walked in the North Pole and found it very cold, what happened after that?"

Shen Ye took a sip from the wine glass, and replied with a smile, "It's turned into rock sugar."

"Yo, not bad, let me ask you one more question." Qin Ge didn't expect the other party to guess it, and felt a little challenge in his heart, "Two bananas are shopping one after the other, and the banana in front of me feels very uncomfortable when I walk. It was hot, so I took off my clothes, and guess what happened?"

"The banana in the back slipped and fell." Shen Ye replied in seconds, his dark pupils lit up a little more, and his normally stern facial features were softened by his smile.

"How can you guess it! You don't watch it too often?"

This was the highest record of Qin Ge telling bad jokes to others. He had no doubt that his own jokes were too old-fashioned, so he immediately decided that the other party was also a veteran.

"Well," Shen Ye nodded, his eyes wandered for a moment, but he turned back quickly, "When I was young, I had nothing to do, so I often looked at it to pass the time."

The moment of loneliness was very short. Shen Ye thought he was covering it up well, but he didn't know that he had already fallen into the eyes of Qin Ge who had been staring at him. Qin Ge felt as if his heart had been hit by something. Comfortable.

Before he could answer, Li Xuan, who had been silent by his side, suddenly said, "When I was young, I was busy running around and playing around, why do I need to watch this to pass the time?"

Qin Ge noticed that the smile on Shen Ye's face disappeared instantly after hearing this. Qin Ge felt that the answer was not what he wanted to hear, so he hurriedly answered before Shen Ye opened his mouth: "You think everyone Like you, p just run around and play without doing anything?"

Li Xuan curled his lips, and muttered in a low voice: "Now you have the face to criticize me, you were the happiest when you were young!"

His voice was not loud, but the three of them were getting close now, so naturally they all heard them, Shen Ye couldn't hold back, and laughed again.

"Xiao Shen, my wife sent me a message to urge me, otherwise, look, let's withdraw?" Zhang Qiang, who was sitting opposite Shen Ye, said suddenly, and shook the phone in his hand.

Shen Ye replied "Yes", then said "Excuse me" to Qin Ge and the others, and turned away.

Qin Ge was still staring at his back, watching him take out something from under the table.

Qin Ge didn't see what it was at a glance, but when Shen Ye opened it, Qin Ge suddenly felt that he would rather not see it all the time.

It was a folding wheelchair.

Qin Ge watched Shen Ye place the opened wheelchair in the narrow aisle on his left, watched Zhang Qiang walk over, put his hands under Shen Ye's armpit, and half-supported and half-carried him into the wheelchair.

For some reason, Qin Ge felt as if his heart was being tightly grasped, the pain was so painful that he even had trouble breathing.

When I was young, I didn't run and play, but I could only pass the time by watching cold jokes. It's not that I don't want to run, but I can't run, right?

After Shen Ye sat down, he thanked Zhang Qiang, and turned the wheelchair around by himself. As soon as he turned around, he met Qin Ge's eyes.

In those beautiful peach blossom eyes, there was a little bit of water vapor that was not so obvious. There was no surprise, no contempt, or even sympathy, but only heartache.

Shen Ye was stunned for a moment, the two looked at each other, neither of them said a word, after a while, Qin Ge suddenly took a napkin from the table, took out a pen from nowhere, and wrote a series of numbers on it , stuffed it into Shen Ye's hands.

"I call, you have something to do, no, you can call when you have nothing to do, and I will tell you a joke."

After Qin Ge said this, he stood up and ran out of the nightclub non-stop, regardless of Shen Ye's reaction or Li Xuan's shouting from behind.

Qin Ge didn't stop until he got out of the gate, leaned against the wall to take a breath, took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it, and calmed down a little under the effect of nicotine.

Qin Ge has lived for thousands of years. There are countless people who can't remember who handed him notes and left their contact information. Qin Ge always glances at them and then throws them away. This is the first time that he took the initiative to hand it to someone.

Qin Ge couldn't say why, anyway, his hands moved before his brain at that time.It feels fresh, but not bad.

While thinking wildly, the voice of a crane suddenly sounded in my mind [Master, congratulations to the completion of the first meeting between the master and the target Shen Ye]

——I am the lovely dividing line——

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