Pinocchio and Bluebeard

Jiang Yousi left for more than three months.

During this period, there was not even a phone call, and Cheng Ran couldn't help wondering whether Gong Er was extremely gentle or extremely ruthless.

Due to Jiang Yousi's going abroad, the apartment was vacant, so Lu Zhongfeng finally went back to live in it.Seeing every little bit of his life with Jiang Youpan every day, Lu Zhongfeng was sad, but he was not willing to change the home. Even Jiang Youpan's things were just put in the box, and he didn't throw them away.

At the same time, Lu Zhongfeng and Cheng Ran's stomachs swelled up like balloons.

Cheng Ran's stomach is almost nine months old, and it's still a little smaller than the pregnant women of the same period. The doctor said that the fetal position is in the back.Lu Zhongfeng was completely different, his belly in less than seven months was bigger than that of other people who were in labor, and he was notified of the twins when he was about five months old, and he didn't know whether it was joy or worry.

Every time he sees his best friend's chubby belly, Cheng Ran can't help but sigh.

"Are you sure you are ready to be a single father?" Cheng Ran asked.

Although Lu Zhongfeng's expression was not so confident, his tone was firm: "The difficulty of a single-parent family is that they have no money and no energy. Now the former is no longer a problem, and the latter I believe is a father!"

Cheng Ran was helpless: "If you have any difficulties, you must come to me."

Lu Zhongfeng had a hippie smile on his face: "Of course, I won't lose face and suffer. If I can't hold on anymore, I will definitely come to you for help."

Then Cheng Ran discovered that sometimes he can't talk nonsense because he has a crow's mouth.

Just a few days after they finished discussing this in-depth topic, Lu Zhongfeng gave birth prematurely.It was five o'clock in the morning when Cheng Ran received the call, and the sky was still not fully lit. After hearing the painful groans on the other end of the phone, he woke up immediately and quickly woke up Lan Qiye. .

In fact, Lan Qiye didn't want to take care of Lu Zhongfeng's affairs, he couldn't stand Cheng Ran's attention, so he could only act as the driver once.

The key to Lu Zhongfeng's house had been given to Cheng Ran three months ago, and this was the first time it came in handy.After Cheng Ran went upstairs, he didn't knock on the door, he just used the key to open the lock and pushed the door, all in one go, and he smelled a faint smell of blood as soon as he entered the door.

Lu Zhongfeng was lying on the sofa, whimpering.

Cheng Ran still has a big belly, so he can only ask Lan Qiye to help him.

Lan Qiye was so strong that he directly lifted the man out of the door. Cheng Ran was stunned and froze on the spot until Lao Gong got into the elevator to urge him to come back to his senses. Husband seems to be a bit hot-eyed.

On the way, Cheng Ran kept talking to Lu Zhongfeng to keep him awake.

Lu Zhongfeng suddenly had symptoms after getting up and peeing, and the amniotic fluid broke quickly, and his stomach hurt so badly that he couldn't stand still, so he called Cheng Ran immediately, and only after the call did he realize that he should Call an ambulance first.

"It's right to call me." Cheng Ran comforted him, "The ambulance may not be available, and the time to arrive is definitely not as fast as ours."

There were very few cars on the main road after six o'clock, and the speed was fast, and the road was smooth.

Although Lan Qiye didn't speak the whole time, Lu Zhongfeng's current appearance reminded him of Cheng Ran. Would Cheng Ran be in such pain when he was due to give birth?It's just that the water broke after waking up overnight, and the pain is so great that you can only lie at home and wait for rescue?

Soon to the hospital.

The hospital hadn't opened yet early in the morning, but fortunately the emergency department was quite empty.

As soon as the doctor saw Lu Zhongfeng's condition and made a quick diagnosis, he pushed him into the preparation for the operation and began to prepare for the cesarean section.

Due to the special gender setting in this world, Linzi does not have a channel for women to give birth, so a vagina-like organ will appear about a month before the expected date of delivery, which is transformed from Linxian, so that the child will not have nowhere to go Come out - this organ is simply and rudely called Lindao.Then, like a woman in confinement, Lindao will slowly disappear within a month after giving birth, as if the wound has healed.

But Lu Zhongfeng is only seven months pregnant, and Lin Dao hasn't appeared at all, so he has to have a caesarean section.

Cheng Ran's due date is approaching, and Lin Dao has naturally appeared.

Since this setting was not mentioned in the original book, Cheng Ran turned pale with shock after discovering the change in his body, and Lan Qiye, as a man, did not specifically understand this aspect of knowledge, so he was also at a loss.Later, I went to ask the doctor to find out the reason, and the doctor said a few words that I had no "common sense".

Cheng Ran felt wronged, he was a real man before, how could he know Linzi's common sense.

After knowing that the worry was nothing but a false alarm, Cheng Ran and Lan Qiye developed a strong sexual interest in the so-called Lin Dao. As for the specific research process, Jin Jiang did not allow it to be written, so I will not describe it too much.

The lights in the operating room came on.

Sitting outside the door, Cheng Ran was very nervous as if Erdan gave birth to his own son.

Lan Qiye was a bit apprehensive, during this time his wife paid more attention to others than to him, just about to say something sour, she caught a glimpse of wet marks from the corner of her eye, and immediately stood up excitedly.

Cheng Ran was taken aback by him, and quickly pulled him: "What are you doing, sit down quickly."

Lan Qiye pointed to his pants and said, "Don't you feel it?"

"What?" Cheng Ran followed his fingers and lowered his head, also surprised.

Probably because he was a little emotional just now, so that he didn't realize that his water broke. At this moment, a large area of ​​his pants was already wet. If it wasn't for wearing dark pants, he should have discovered it earlier.

Before Cheng Ran could speak, Lan Qiye immediately called the nurse.

It was the first time for a nurse to meet a case where a pregnant woman sent another pregnant woman to give birth. Fortunately, there were exactly two obstetricians on duty tonight, so she went to inform immediately and arranged for Cheng Ran.

Cheng Ran was only about a week ahead of the expected date of delivery. The doctor checked his physical condition and said that he could give birth normally, so he pushed him in.Lan Qiye originally wanted to follow, but Cheng Ran said that if Lu Zhongfeng came out, he couldn't be left alone, and insisted on letting him stay where he was, but Lan Qiye couldn't hold him back, and Cheng Ran refused to leave when he saw that he didn't nod, so he had to agree. .

Now, Lan Qiye was the only one standing in the corridor.

Cesarean section is much faster than normal delivery, not to mention that Lu Zhongfeng fell into it. After Lan Qiye waited for a long time, a little nurse came out with a recording board: "Who is Lu Zhongfeng's delivery?" Husband's family?"

Lan Qiye walked over immediately: "I told me something, but I'm not his husband."

Nurse:"……"

If it weren't for his handsome looks, the nurse would have looked at him like a psychopath: "Then why are you here?"

Lan Qiye had no choice but to explain: "He is my wife's friend, and my wife also went in to have a baby."

Nurse:"……"

The nurse laughed dryly: "This, so, what about the family members of the delivery man?"

Lan Qiye said: "Run away."

Nurse:"……"

For the first time, the nurse realized that she couldn't talk to the handsome guy, so she could only silently explain the current situation of Lu Zhongfeng and the twins, saying that the baby would be taken care of in an incubator due to premature birth.

Lan Qiye said, "Oh."

The nurse was completely speechless, shook her head and left.

After a while, Lu Zhongfeng was pushed out, and the anesthetic hadn't expired yet, and he was falling asleep in a daze.Lan Qiye glanced at him to make sure he was still breathing, and confirmed the room number with the nurse, then stayed where he was and waited for Cheng Ran.

Poor Lu Zhongfeng was pushed away alone like this, it's really miserable.

Cheng Ran's cub didn't come to the ground until noon, and when the nurse handed him the baby in his arms, Lan Qiye's eyes turned hot, but he stopped going back soon, and no one noticed that his eyes were red at all.Immediately afterwards, Cheng Ran was also pushed out, his consciousness was clear, and he smiled weakly when he saw Lan Qiye.

Lan Qiye felt that his eye sockets were hot again, so he quickly put on a straight face: "What are you laughing at, doesn't it hurt?"

Cheng Ran's smile froze, he rolled his eyes weakly, and only hooked his fingers at him.

Lan Qiye immediately leaned over: "Why did you call me?"

Cheng Ran said in a hoarse voice: "Stop being sentimental, I didn't call you, I asked you to give me the child."

Lan Qiye: "..."

Cheng Ran gave birth to a Linzi.

In fact, I saw Zai Zai’s penis in the B-ultrasound as early as during the birth examination, but because I still can’t tell whether it is a son or a son, I can’t make a judgment.

They are all single wards, and Cheng Ran's room is next to Lu Zhongfeng's.

Cheng Ran hugged his cub and couldn't put it down, and asked, "How is Erdan, what happened to him?"

Lan Qiye said: "I don't know, I didn't ask."

Cheng Ran was speechless.

In the end, I called the nurse to ask and found out that Lu Zhongfeng was still sleeping and gave birth to two sons.Lu Zhongfeng really wanted a little daughter, but unfortunately he had already learned of this "bad news" during the prenatal checkup, so he probably wouldn't be too disappointed now.

Cheng Ran said: "If Erdan wakes up and finds that he is alone, he will be very sad. You should go around the next door twice, and if he wakes up, you can tell him."

Lan Qiye said without hesitation, "I won't go."

Cheng Ran: "..."

Lan Qiye said: "I only accompany my wife."

Even though it was very unkind, Cheng Ran still shamelessly flattered himself.

In the end, Lan Qiye still didn't go to the next door, so Cheng Ran had to ask for a post-it note. He dictated Lan Qiye's pen, explained the current situation, and posted it on Lu Zhongfeng's bedside, so that he wouldn't be at a loss when he woke up. .

Lan Qiye took the note, went to the next door with a stinky face, looked down at Lu Zhongfeng expressionlessly for a few seconds, then "slapped" the note on his forehead, then turned around and went back to report mission completed.I saw these big characters simply and roughly written on the light yellow sticky note——

[My wife has also given birth, so I don't have time to take care of you, so I can take care of myself. 】

The child was born at noon, and Cheng Ran was exhausted and slept all afternoon. When he woke up, it was already night, and he was hungry, with his chest almost pressed against his back.I have to say that natural delivery has advantages over caesarean section. Although the body is still a little weak, the pain has been greatly reduced. It is estimated that after a few hours of rest, he will really be able to walk.

Lan Qiye was reclining on the sofa with his eyes closed, and immediately opened them.

Cheng Ran smiled at him: "I'm so hungry."

Lan Qiye immediately took over the thermos that Aunt Li had brought earlier, and the tender porridge inside was still steaming.

Cheng Ran poured down half the pot in one breath, then wiped his mouth and said, "How's Erdan?"

Lan Qiye said, "I haven't seen it."

Cheng Ran: "..."

Seeing his unfriendly expression, Lan Qiye reluctantly said, "Okay, I'll take a look now."

While talking, he walked towards the door, but just as he opened the door, a figure quickly passed in front of him.Lan Qiye couldn't help turning his head, and looked at Cheng Ran, who also saw the face of that person just now.

——Jiang Yousi is back?

The author has something to say: Sorry for oversleeping and being late, MUA~

【Xiaomeng Section】

A classmate only got 18 points in the English test. The English teacher yelled in anger: Do you know what 18 points is?I'll tell you shit!So she made a shocking move that has never been seen before or since, and we have talked about it until now - she took out a blank answer sheet, put it on the floor, stepped on the front side, and stepped on the back side, Then put it into the card reading machine, and then the card reader finished reading it, and the answer card scored 36 points... instantly petrified!