Pinocchio and Bluebeard

The atmosphere was a little stiff.

After a while, Lan Qiye withdrew his hand, curled his lips and said, "It's so fierce when we meet."

Cheng Ran's shoulders trembled, and he almost suspected that there was something wrong with his ears. Who is it?Who is the one who pursues and beats him ferociously as soon as he sees him?

"You disagree?" Lan Qiye glared at him, raised his red and swollen right hand and said, "This is the proof."

Cheng Ran muttered, "It's obvious that you are the one who blocked the door with your hand."

"I didn't stop you and ran away!" Lan Qiye's voice suddenly increased, and then suddenly dropped, "I haven't asked you yet, who was that man just now? You've got a lot of skills, you just found a mistress after only a few days away, Do you want to cuckold me like in the original text?!"

Cheng Ran's heart tightened, and he said with difficulty: "What about you, are you going to kill me?"

"I'm not that cheap on you." Lan Qiye snorted coldly, "I'll take you back, lock you up at home, and train you until you can't leave me forever."

After a pause, Lan Qiye became angry belatedly: "What do you mean, you really have an affair with that person?!"

"No." Cheng Ran said firmly, "But it has nothing to do with you."

Lan Qiye said: "Why doesn't it have anything to do with me? I'm your husband!"

Cheng Ran said: "You don't like me, you don't care who I'm with, if you really can't stand it, I will accept the divorce, everyone is happy."

"Congratulations on your size!" Lan Qiye was emotional, "I tell you, divorce, don't even think about it in your life!"

Cheng Ran sneered and said, "Then you can just wait for the cuckold, or you will die, anyway, I can't accept a marriage in name only."

In fact, in the real world, there are countless couples who get married because they are suitable. In comparison, there are very few couples who marry for love.If Cheng Ran liked a woman, he might have married under the pressure of his parents, but he is GAY, and same-sex marriage is illegal in the first place, so there is no need for him to compromise himself and find a man to live with.

That would be better than spending the rest of my life with Er Dan.

"Just because of this?" Lan Qiye's tone suddenly calmed down, "You ran away because I don't like you?"

Cheng Ran didn't even bother to talk to him.

Lan Qiye continued to ask: "If I fall in love with you, you won't leave?"

Cheng Ran stared coldly at the shoe cabinet at the door, but refused to look at him, and said, "Do you believe it when you say it?" He kept saying that he didn't like it before, but now he turned around and tried to trick him with lies, treating him as a fool ah.

"Why don't you believe me?" Knowing the reason, Lan Qiye's heart was fixed, "Cheng Ran, I like you."

Cheng Ran's heart trembled slightly, and then he sneered.

Lan Qiye was dissatisfied: "What's your attitude?"

Cheng Ran said, "The attitude of hearing a joke."

Lan Qiye said: "I already said that I like you, what's your answer?"

Cheng Ran mocked him and said, "I'm sorry, my IQ is over ninety, so I'm not mentally handicapped."

Lan Qiye asked back, "You don't believe me?"

If Cheng Ran believed it, he would be mentally handicapped.

Lan Qiye also realized that his tone just now was too flat, not like a confession. He took a deep breath, held back his discomfort, and said solemnly: "Cheng Ran, I like you. What I said before was nonsense. Tell me what you said." go home."

Cheng Ran: "..."

Lan Qiye grabbed Cheng Ran who turned his head and left, and said violently, "Damn! You don't plan to trust me anymore, do you?"

Cheng Ran's chin was pinched and forced to lift up, so he could only lower his eyes to avoid his sight.

"...Okay, then I'll say it again." Lan Qiye grinned grimly.

"I like you like you like you, I liked you long before I knew you were pregnant, otherwise why do you think I would be angry because you want to leave? If you are still the same useless idiot vase, just run away, Why should I care about it! You are good, you are heartless, you run as soon as you say, what do you think of me? Do you know that I can’t eat or sleep well these days, and I don’t know how many times I have dreamed of you? I like it You, fell in love with you, are you satisfied? Is it enough?!!!”

Cheng Ran looked at him blankly.

"say something!"

"...Why are you so fierce." Cheng Ran shed two tears, and then got out of control.

Probably because the pregnant woman is emotionally sensitive, Cheng Ran originally wanted to tell him domineeringly that I don't care, but now she just burst into tears and lost all face.What's even more incredible is that, faced with such a fierce confession, Cheng Ran actually had the urge to be mentally handicapped - believe him!

What a hell.

Lan Qiye was also a little dumbfounded, this was different from all the expected reactions.

But seeing Cheng Ran crying, he also felt distressed, so he had to wipe his tears with his sleeve, and said in a rough voice, "You can go home."

Cheng Ran shook his head while crying.

Lan Qiye wanted to be irritable again, but facing Cheng Ran like this, he couldn't get angry, so he could only hug him and sit down on the sofa.He let Cheng Ran sit between his legs, hugged him from behind like a child, and quietly let him release his emotions.After all, Cheng Ran wasn't Lu Zhongfeng's crying bag, he quickly wiped away his tears after his emotions stabilized.

Lan Qiye said again: "Go home."

Cheng Ran also said, "I won't return."

Lan Qiye: "..."

Cheng Ran looked down at the hand on his waist, and said uncomfortably, "Are you really not planning to go to the hospital?"

Without hesitation, Lan Qiye asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Cheng Ran: "..."

Cheng Ran coughed dryly and said softly, "I mean your hands."

Lan Qiye hadn't reacted yet: "What's wrong with my hand?"

Cheng Ran said unhappily: "You insist on asking me to say it, right? Well, I apologize to you, but I didn't mean to pinch your hand, you stretched it out yourself, so I can't blame it all!"

Lan Qiye said in a daze, "When did I blame you?"

Cheng Ran curled his lips and said, "Then why are you pretending to be stupid?"

Lan Qiye was speechless, he really didn't think his hand was injured enough to go to the hospital, he would be fine after two days of rest, but since Cheng Ran cared so much about him... "Okay then, let's go to the hospital."

"Where did we come from?" Cheng Ran didn't cooperate, "I didn't say I wanted to accompany you."

Lan Qiye said confidently: "You pinched this hand, so when the doctor asks about the situation, you will naturally have to explain it clearly."

Cheng Ran wondered, "Could it be that you can't explain clearly?"

Lan Qiye said: "I don't know."

"..." Cheng Ran was not fooled, "Anyway, I won't go."

Lan Qiye hugged Cheng Ran and leaned back on the sofa: "Then I won't go either, let my hands be useless."

Cheng Ran was forced to lean against his chest, and rested his head on his shoulder for a moment, but he still let go: "Okay, I'll accompany you." It was more swollen just now, and it must have been painful.

Lan Qiye succeeded in playing tricks, and immediately went out with Cheng Ran in his arms.

Guan Ju, who did not bring the key, was still standing downstairs, staring at Assistant Lin who came later.

The two of them coincidentally saw Lan Qiye coming out with Cheng Ran in his arms, and Assistant Lin's expression remained unchanged: "Boss Lan, madam."

Lan Qiyeman responded: "Go and call a car."

Assistant Lin immediately returned the same way.

Guan Ju's mouth grew wide, and it took him a long time to recover his voice: "So, so you are really married."

Before Cheng Ran could speak, Lan Qiye said arrogantly: "That's natural, we all have children." As he spoke, his palm ostentatiously stroked Cheng Ran's abdomen, and the cloth stuck to his body, protruding There is nothing to hide from the abdomen.

Guan Ju: "!!!" Cheng Ran didn't dare to shake off his hand in front of outsiders, and it would be good if Guan Ju knew the difficulty and retreated, so he acquiesced.

Lan Qiye's arrogance became more and more arrogant.

Guan Ju returned to his senses, glanced at Lan Qiye again, and then said embarrassingly: "Then I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years."

Lan Qiye said: "Things that anyone with eyes can see, you don't need to talk too much."

Guan Ju: "..."

Cheng Ran turned his face away, it's clear what's out of sight.

Taxi is the most indispensable thing. Lan Qiye hugged Cheng Ran and did not let go. When the two of them pushed and shoved to the gate of the community, the taxi and Assistant Lin had already been waiting there for a long time, and the group headed to the hospital.

The registration went smoothly, except that Cheng Ran blushed a little when the doctor asked about it.

It's not the first time the doctor has seen this kind of young couples fighting. There are many who quarreled until their heads were broken, but they made up after seeing the doctor, but they couldn't help but said: "Young people nowadays Fortunately, the injury is not serious this time, the bones are fine, but the soft tissue is contused, pay attention to rest after going back, and heal in a few days."

Lan Qiye frowned, "Is it so light?"

The doctor said angrily, "How much do you want?"

Cheng Ran hastily tugged Lan Qiye's hand, thanked the doctor, got up and left.

Before leaving the room, Lan Qiye still couldn't hold back and said, "We are not a couple, but a husband and wife." After finishing speaking, he was dragged away by Cheng Ran.

The doctor has black lines all over his head.

Went to the nurse for simple treatment, tied a bandage, took anti-inflammatory spray, Cheng Ran was silently carried by Lan Qiye and walked out.

"When will you go home?" Lan Qiye asked again.

Cheng Ran also replied very resolutely: "I won't answer."

Lan Qiye said reluctantly, "Why?"

Cheng Ran said, "I don't want to go back."

Lan Qiye said: "I told you I like you, what else do you want?"

Cheng Ran was made even more irritable by his tone: "I didn't force you to like me!"

"What about you, do you like me?" Lan Qiye changed his angle.

Cheng Ran said angrily, "I don't like it, I don't like it, I don't like it!"

He thought that Lan Qiye would be furious, but Lan Qiye was unexpectedly calm: "It's okay, it's enough that I like you."

Cheng Ran was dumbfounded.

After listening to this conversation, why did Mao feel that he was the one making trouble for no reason?

"Forget it, I won't go back if I don't go back. I just stay here for a few days, so I'll treat it as a trip with you." Lan Qiye immediately changed his decision, making him more and more reasonable, while Cheng Ran was unreasonable.

Cheng Ran stepped on him angrily.

Lan Qiye was neither hurt nor itchy.Then he forcibly followed Cheng Ran back to the den.

Cheng Ran's small rented house only has one bedroom and one living room, and the space is extremely small. I was too busy chasing people just now and didn't have time to look at it. Now that the dust has settled, Lan Qiye sat down on the sofa boldly, and began to comment on this small living room. The complaints are decent.

Cheng Ran was forced to sit in his arms and could only force himself to be deaf.

It's past lunch time, and Cheng Ran still has one in his belly. He didn't feel nervous before, but now that he's settled down, he suddenly feels his chest sticking to his back.He pushed Lan Qiye's arm, indicating that he was going to have lunch.

Lan Qiye immediately wanted to call Assistant Lin and ask him to buy food.

Cheng Ran held down his hand and said, "No need, there is still food to order in the kitchen, and I will starve to death when Assistant Lin buys it."

Lan Qiye was stunned for a moment, then asked in surprise, "You can cook?"

Cheng Ran snorted lukewarmly: "I only do my own share, you can eat what Assistant Lin bought."

That being said, he ended up doing three servings.

At first, Lan Qiye wanted to watch him cook in the kitchen, but after repeatedly blocking Cheng Ran's path and almost breaking the eggs, he was brutally kicked out by Cheng Ran, and finally he could only look helplessly. Stand at the door and watch.

"So virtuous." Lan Qiye smiled.

Cheng Ran rolled his eyes, and virtuously cooked a big pot of fried rice with eggs.

Lan Qiye said: "You want to eat so much?"

Cheng Ran said, "Give more to Assistant Lin."

Lan Qiye suddenly fell silent.

Cheng Ran glanced at him, and couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong?"

Lan Qiye said: "I'm thinking, fire a right-hand assistant and recruit a new one, or keep the assistant to put on shoes for him every day, which one is more relieved?"

Cheng Ran: "..."

Cheng Ran angrily stuffed one of the bowls of rice into his hand: "The craftsmanship is average, it's just enough to eat."

Lan Qiye immediately took a big bite, and then commented: "Well, it's really not very tasty, it's far worse than Aunt Li's craftsmanship."

Cheng Ran: "..."

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