Pinocchio and Bluebeard

Lan Qiye had already discovered that Cheng Ran was afraid of him.

Now... I am still a little scared, but it seems that I am moving towards the goal of becoming less and less afraid.

Lan Qiye remembered the fate of the original owner that Cheng Ran had mentioned to him before, it seemed that he killed him because of cheating?And I'm afraid it's not as simple as killing him casually, otherwise Cheng Ran wouldn't have said it in a secret way.

Lan Qiye didn't ask at the beginning because he wasn't interested, but now he couldn't help being curious.

After all, he doesn't want his wife to be afraid of him all the time.

Cheng Ran didn't expect Lan Qiye to ask this question suddenly, and he didn't know how to answer for a while—it's the most convenient to tell the truth, as long as he retells the description of the original book, he's afraid that the big devil will be confused after hearing it. Not happy; a little modification is more troublesome, and it needs to be edited on the spot, the big devil will definitely be able to hear it, but I am still afraid that I will be unhappy.

Cheng Ran was in a dilemma.

"Just tell the truth, and I won't do anything to you just because of a few words." Lan Qiye was helpless.

"That's what you said." Cheng Ran's hesitant attitude caused Lan Qiye to roll his eyes, "Just...you asked the doctor to perform an autopsy when he was giving birth, and then threw him into the slums In the end, it seems that he was given to death by a homeless man in a slum."

After finishing speaking, Cheng Ran was both scared and embarrassed. What he was afraid of was the description of the autopsy, and the thing that was embarrassed was being tortured to death by a homeless man. He seemed to have only seen this kind of setting in Little Yellow Mosquito.

Lan Qiye didn't react to what he said, but when he saw the fear in Cheng Ran's eyes, he couldn't help but defend himself: "Strictly speaking, the Lan Qiye and I described by you should be two people, right? "

Cheng Ran was taken aback: "Huh?"

Lan Qiye said: "It's like a parallel world, the moment you put it on Cheng Ran's body, this world is not the one you know."

Cheng Ran pursed his lips, and asked tentatively, "You mean, you won't cut the original owner alive?"

"...If he is really as unbearable as you describe," Lan Qiye paused, but still chose to tell the truth, "I will."

Cheng Ran: "..."

Saying it or not is the same as not saying it.

Lan Qiye felt a little annoyed: "Are you going to cuckold me like him?"

"Of course not!" Cheng Ran said without hesitation, "I'm not that corrupt. Even if I move on, I'll divorce you before looking for a second love!"

"...I pretend I didn't hear the last half of the sentence." Lan Qiye took a breath, and he knew that this little bastard would always inadvertently piss him off, "Since you are not him, why worry that you will How about the same fate as him?"

Cheng Ran was speechless for a moment.

Yeah, why?

In fact, in the original book, the original owner had the worst end among all those who offended Lan Qiye.Even if other people are ruined, or go to jail or commit suicide, or live in poverty all their lives, they are not as terrible as the original owner's tortured death.

Perhaps the author wanted to describe how perverted and cruel Lan Qiye was by means of embellishment. Cheng Ran had to admit that the author was very successful, and he left an indelible psychological shadow.Coupled with the fact that when he first transmigrated into this world, Lan Qiye could only use him, and his personality was indeed unpredictable, Cheng Ran naturally rejected him subconsciously.

In fact, as long as he doesn't jump around to death like the original owner, he shouldn't be reduced to the point in the original book.

In the final analysis, there was still one reason, Cheng Ran sighed: "I don't have confidence in the cannon fodder halo above my head."

Lan Qiye put his hand on his head, rubbed it vigorously, and pointed out: "You should have some confidence in yourself."

It's a pity that Cheng Ran didn't seem to understand the true meaning of this sentence.

Cheng Ran never imagined that one day he would talk face-to-face with the characters in the book about each other's life.After knowing the general fate of the original owner, Lan Qiye also became curious about his own experience in the book, and no longer listened casually like before, Cheng Ran could only pick out the key points and spend a lot of time .

When he came back to his senses, the sky began to darken.

I have to say that Lan Qiye is a very good listener, the whole process was like listening to a stranger's story, except when he heard that Lu Zhongfeng dealt with him twice, he endured it and did not give Cheng a word. Then put on a face.

Cheng Ran was also afraid of Lan Qiye's anger, so he hurriedly said, "But now Lu Zhongfeng has been impaled by my friend, and the plot of the original book has almost been destroyed. He will definitely not come to oppose you again."

Lan Qiye firmly believed in these words.

As for Lu Zhongfeng's bear, seeing him is like a mouse seeing a cat, and it would be hell if he could go against him.

Two days passed peacefully, Cheng Ran suddenly received a call from Cheng Feng.

He thought that the other party would not change his mind and threatened him again. He was just about to move out of Lan Qiye, but the other party said "Cheng Ran, you are cruel enough" and hung up the phone, leaving Cheng Ran confused.

When Lan Qiye came back, he asked casually.

Lan Qiye replied very calmly: "Oh, I just caused them a little trouble. They are busy, so they don't have time to harass you."

Cheng Ran said blankly, "Oh."

Lan Qiye was very dissatisfied: "Is there only 'oh'?"

Cheng Ran said bluntly: "Do you want me to praise you? But didn't you say last time that I'm not allowed to use nonsense words to perfuse you?"

Lan Qiye: "..."

Lan Qi was so wild that he ate sullenly.

Cheng Ran had an innocent look on his face, he didn't know why he got angry again, and even let out several rainbow farts to make up for it, but Lan Qiye turned a deaf ear to it, and even went upstairs directly after eating.

...Sure enough, it was still that Lan Qiye, making people unpredictable.

Cheng Ran was deeply moved as he sipped the hot milk that Aunt Li brought him.

After Lan Qiye returned to his room, he was so angry that he beat the bed, if it wasn't for Cheng Ran's pregnancy, he would have pressed Cheng Ran on his lap and spanked him!

Lan Qiye went to the study to deal with the work, so he was so angry that he hurt his body.

After about half an hour, a pair of eyes appeared furtively behind the door.

Lan Qiye was in a better mood, stopped what he was doing, and said lazily, "What are you doing squatting at the door, come in." He thought Cheng Ran had figured it out to make amends.

Who knew that Cheng Ran was here, but he just came to ask if he could go out with Lu Zhongfeng tomorrow.

Lan Qiye almost threw the mouse away.

Cheng Ran looked at his gloomy face again, and wondered if his anger hadn't calmed down yet?If I knew it earlier, I would have waited another hour to ask.

"Go if you want, remember to go home early." Lan Qiye took a deep breath, "As long as you don't want to run away, I will naturally not restrict your travel."

Cheng Ran hurriedly nodded.

Today is different from the past. After a lot of things are settled, it is meaningless for him to run again.

Lan Qiye glanced at him, saw that his eyes were looking at him with sparkling eyes, he felt a lot more relieved, and added: "By the way, you are not allowed to cuddle with Lu Zhongfeng."

Cheng Ran retorted: "I didn't cuddle with him."

Lan Qiye said: "Are you going to tell me that the photo is a composite?"

Of course not, Cheng Ran moved his lips, and muttered to himself: "But I'm used to it, and besides, it doesn't matter if he's Linzi."

Lan Qiye twitched his ears, and said in surprise, "You said he was Linzi?"

"Didn't I tell you?" Cheng Ran was puzzled, "He himself only found out recently that his mother lied about his gender back then, and he was not the original so he always thought he was a man, and he is also pregnant now. Yes, it's Jiang Yousi's child."

Lan Qiye: "..."

Lan Qiye's mood was somewhat indescribable.

Anyone who finds out that his opponent for many years is actually a Linzi will not feel good, he will feel ashamed that he won't be defeated, and... when he fought against the previous Lu Zhongfeng, the number of times he had the upper hand is very small number.

want to scold.

Moreover, the delicate and strong body of 1.8 meters eight is really eye-catching.

Cheng Ran went out the next day.

Lan Qiye didn't have the persistence to send his wife out, so Cheng Ran drove by himself and followed the navigation all the way to Lu Zhongfeng's apartment.This was an appointment they made last night, and they couldn't think of a place to go for entertainment, so Cheng Ran proposed to visit Lu Zhongfeng's house.

Of course, Cheng Ran also said that he could come to his house to play when he was free, and Lu Zhongfeng thanked him for his kindness.

Jiang Yousi has something to go back to the Jiang family, so today's apartment is the world of Lu Zhongfeng and Cheng Ran, so do whatever you want.

As soon as Cheng Ran entered the door, he locked his eyes on the game console in the living room. He remembered that this was the witness of the protagonist Gong and the second brother Gong in the original book. The two often played games together all night.Lu Zhongfeng also knew Cheng Ran's little hobby, so he took out the things specially to entertain him.

In addition, there are an assortment of snacks, fully demonstrating the generosity of the host.

Cheng Ran accepted all the orders.

The two played games while killing snacks, and the whole morning passed like this.

When it was lunch time, Cheng Ran touched his stomach that didn't feel any hunger at all, and leaned his head on the sofa: "Aren't we going too degenerate like this?"

Lu Zhongfeng was not ashamed but proud: "This is the life I dream of."

Cheng Ran said, "But didn't I hear that pregnant women should pay attention to their diet?"

Lu Zhongfeng was stunned.

"...Eating it once in a while, shouldn't it matter?" Lu Zhongfeng scratched his chin, and the doctor didn't say to quit snacks.

Cheng Ran also just said casually, he touched the package of potato chips, but also very reluctantly, nodded and said: "What you said makes sense."

Lu Zhongfeng looked sideways at him for a while, then suddenly reached out to him.

Cheng Ran was taken aback for a moment, then felt his stomach being touched.

"what?"

"Feel it." Lu Zhongfeng's paws stuck to his stomach, with a surprised tone, "I saw a little bulge last time, but now it feels more real to the touch, a little hard and soft, so amazing."

In fact, Cheng Ran didn't study his belly carefully, so he simply lifted up his clothes now, and observed his body with the little boy together with Lu Zhongfeng. "You said that men don't have wombs, where is this child?"

Lu Zhongfeng thought about it: "I remember it was mentioned in the original book that Linzi has a gestational sac."

Cheng Ran asked back: "A gestational sac growing in a chrysanthemum? Then where will the baby come from?"

Lu Zhongfeng: "..."

Cheng Ran: "..."

The atmosphere was completely destroyed, and there was still a trace of evil.

Cheng Ran put down his clothes silently, and the two of them avoided the topic at the same time.

——Some things are better not to be so serious.

The afternoon was still a decadent day. After playing enough games, Lu Zhongfeng took Cheng Ran to watch a recently released blockbuster movie on the home theater, which made the two of them excited.

After watching it, it was still early, and Lan Qiye didn't get off work. Cheng Ran didn't want to go back so early, so Lu Zhongfeng searched for another literary film that was also newly released to play, but the effect was obviously not as good as the blockbuster film—two Everyone looks a little drowsy.

It was inevitable that he really fell asleep, so Lu Zhongfeng tried to stir up the topic.

"How are you and Lan Qiye doing recently?"

Sure enough, Cheng Ran woke up all of a sudden: "Just, just like that."

Lu Zhongfeng said: "Will there be any fights after that?"

Cheng Ran shook his head: "I don't know how we got back together, but we got along pretty well recently."

Lu Zhongfeng said: "Then do you still think about leaving?"

Cheng Ran was slightly embarrassed, touched his nose and said, "I won't be leaving for now."

It's temporary, but everyone knows the subtext of this sentence, Lu Zhongfeng can't help sighing: "Then how is he treating you?"

"Should... be okay?" Cheng Ran was not sure, "I just like to lose my temper."

Lu Zhongfeng knew that this was a human setup, but as long as Lan Qiye didn't bully or abuse Cheng Ran, everything would be fine.

In the end, the two couldn't resist the drowsiness and fell asleep together.

When Jiang Yousi and Lan Qiye walked into the apartment one after the other, they saw two pregnant women lying on the carpet, sleeping in a mess.

The author has something to say: [Xiao Meng Duan]

I have a second-hand friend. I found a mobile phone with a note inside the case, "If I lose my mobile phone someday, please return it. Thank you very much. My number: 139..." As a result, my friend called two times in a row. Tiandu was on the phone...he ran to tell me, and I seemed to understand something after listening.What two wonders!