Pinocchio and Bluebeard

This was the first time Cheng Ran took the initiative in the past two months.

Lan Qiye was afraid of hurting him, so he didn't dare to make big moves the first two times, it was really tormenting.The experience this time allowed him to find a new method, a method that didn't require him to be overwhelmed, but also made Cheng Ran happy.

At 07:30 in the morning, Cheng Ran was still sleeping.

But Lan Qiye got up early, and a phone call woke Lu Zhongfeng up from under the covers.

"Who is it?" Lu Zhongfeng's voice was hoarse, obviously he hadn't woken up, he probably didn't even check the caller ID, otherwise it wouldn't be such a reckless tone.

"I, Lan Qiye."

Lu Zhongfeng was startled awake in an instant, and got up from the bed in a jerk: "What are you doing?"

"What did you say to Cheng Ran yesterday?" Lan Qiye asked.

Lu Zhongfeng became nervous: "What's wrong with him?"

Lan Qiye said indifferently: "It's nothing, it's just that he suddenly became very active last night."

Lu Zhongfeng: "..."

Lu Zhongfeng murmured: "However, take the initiative, isn't it good?"

"It's pretty good." Lan Qiye chuckled lightly, laughing until Lu Zhongfeng was terrified, "So how was yesterday's progress?"

Lu Zhongfeng tremblingly said: "I made a side note, but it seems that there are signs of softening, but I haven't told him about his pregnancy, I'm afraid he won't be able to accept it."

Lan Qiye didn't expect Lu Zhongfeng to have such an effect after chatting with Cheng Ran just once, it was quite unpleasant, and he said after a long while: "I understand, keep working hard." After speaking, he hung up the phone.

Lu Zhongfeng couldn't guess whether he was satisfied or not, holding the phone nervously.

"Lan Qiye?" An extremely gentle voice sounded from the side.

Lu Zhongfeng came back to his senses, put the phone on the bedside table casually, got back under the quilt, squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "Well, but it's all right now, let's continue to sleep."

Jiang Yousi smiled and said, "I'm already awake, so going back to sleep isn't a waste of time."

Lu Zhongfeng was stunned, and Jiang Yousi had already raised his upper body and rolled towards him.

Cheng Ran slept until noon.

He was taken aback when he picked up his phone to look at it. Speaking of which, he has naturally woken up later and later lately. Could it be some kind of illness?Like narcolepsy or something.

Cheng Ran got out of bed clutching his hungry stomach, washed up and went downstairs to look for something to eat.

Fortunately, there is Aunt Li at home, so I can prepare whatever I want to eat immediately.Cheng Ran now basically eats Aunt Li's special nutritious meal every day—but he hasn't noticed it yet—now he ate a bread mat first, and sat obediently at the dining table playing with his mobile phone while waiting for the meal.

Lan Qiye was not at home, so he probably went to work.

Cheng Ran didn't care much about Lan Qiye's whereabouts, but during this time he was getting along almost day and night, and he was not used to not being able to see each other at first.

After eating a full meal, Cheng Ran lay down on the sofa with Ge You stroking his round belly.

Xiao Hui walked to his feet with the cat teasing stick in his mouth, put the cat teasing stick on his shoe, and raised his head and let out a "Mi".

Cheng Ran didn't move, just waved his hands: "Xiao Hui, brother will play with you later, I can't hold it anymore."

Xiao Hui tilted his head and let out a "me", squatted on the spot for a while, then jumped onto the sofa.

Cheng Ran stroked his fur.

Xiao Hui also squatted down beside his legs very obediently, and calmed down with her hands in her hands.

There is no one to disturb the family, and the life of one person and one cat is not to mention how leisurely it is.Cheng Ran didn't have to go to school anymore, and Lan Qiye went back to work at the company. Uncle Liu and Aunt Li were fine and wouldn't bother him. Cheng Ran hugged the cat every day, watched anime and watched dramas, and occasionally had sex with Lan Qiye. Once the medicine is smashed in the wild, the little days pass quickly.

Lu Zhongfeng and Jiang Yousi flew abroad to discuss business three days ago.

Cheng Ran sometimes felt that it would be beneficial for him to wear this cannon fodder body.In the original book, the plot about him is usually that he ran out to die, but the daily life is rarely described, and there are basically not many settings except for going to school.It would be miserable to be like Erdan, Lu Zhongfeng is the protagonist, and he is destined to be domineering and domineering. Now Erdan has voluntarily given up many opportunities for competition, but the company left by the original body cannot let it go bankrupt. This time on a business trip Just had to go.

Fortunately, Jiang Yousi maintained a good relationship with him, and Lu Zhongfeng could ask him for help with anything.

Lu Nanshan, the eldest son of the Lu family, didn't seem to have intentionally troubled him because of Er Dan's cowardice.

Speaking of which, Lu Nanshan and Lan Qiye are still synonymous with each other in the original book. They met once before, and they should be regarded as friends. But Cheng Ran has not seen Lan Qiye contacting him so far, maybe Just don't bring it home.

Thinking of this, Cheng Ran inevitably thought of Ni Gantang, who had no sense of existence. He wondered what the legendary protagonist Shou had become now, and whether he had caught a new wealthy son-in-law.

It's easy for people to think about things when they are free. Cheng Ran lay on the bed, stroking the cat for a while, and reviewed the plot he remembered from beginning to end.Looking back at the part where the original owner was lying in the operating room and being cut open, he couldn't help shivering and covered his stomach.

Damn, don't think about it.

Cheng Ran wiped off the cold sweat from the fright, but his lower abdomen was still numb.

I felt something was wrong when I touched it. Could it be because he ate too much recently?There seems to be a hard lump in the stomach, but shouldn't the fat be soft? Could it be stool?

Cheng Ran was wondering when the phone rang suddenly.

It was Lu Zhongfeng calling.

"Hello? Bitch." Cheng Ran had just greeted him when he was interrupted by Lu Zhongfeng's crying.

"Of course... woo woo woo..."

Lu Zhongfeng was still sobbing at the beginning, but later he gave up his reserve and burst into tears, interspersed with Jiang Yousi's comforting voice from time to time.

Could it be that Erdan was bullied abroad?

Cheng Ran got serious, and said to the phone: "Mr. Jiang, can you hear me? What happened to the bastard?"

"It's nothing, it's just..." Jiang Yousi just said half a sentence, but Lu Zhongfeng snatched the phone back, "No! I want to talk to Ranran personally about such an important matter!"

Jiang Yousi had no choice but to say yes again and again.

Lu Zhongfeng adjusted his mood, blew his nose hard without caring about his image, and then said softly, "Of course, I'm pregnant."

"Ah, then congratulations, you are pregnant... what the hell?!!!"

Cheng Ran was so frightened that he almost threw the phone out, and roared, "Say it to me again!!!"

Lu Zhongfeng was probably startled by his volume, the voice was too low: "I'm pregnant, I'm pregnant with a baby, and I have a baby in my belly, do you understand?"

Silence answered him.

Lu Zhongfeng waited for a while, but he still didn't wait for Cheng Ran to speak, so he was anxious: "Of course, are you still listening?"

Cheng Ran's weak voice finally sounded: "I'm listening... just wait a moment, let me digest..."

Lu Zhongfeng obediently said "Oh".

After waiting for about 10 minutes, Cheng Ran spoke again: "You don't want me, do you? Are you a man? Could it be that men can get pregnant now? Tell the truth, did you secretly go for sex reassignment surgery behind my back?" .”

"No, in fact, my body is not a man..." Lu Zhongfeng glanced at Jiang Yousi, blushing and said, "I didn't know before, after Yousi mentioned it to me, I saw it myself It was confirmed that I am actually a linzi."

Cheng Ran still couldn't believe it: "A 1.8-meter-eight Linzi?"

Lu Zhongfeng choked, and said, "It's not like there aren't women who are 1.8 meters tall. There are a lot of basketball players."

That's true, but Cheng Ran still thinks it's nonsense: "You don't even know your own body?"

Lu Zhongfeng scolded: "Damn, that mark grows in that place, and I'm not an acrobat, nor a pervert, who would stare at my place every day?"

Cheng Ran laughed dryly: "Hehe, it seems to be the same."

After a pause, he asked again, "Are you sure you're pregnant?"

Lu Zhongfeng said: "Yes, I have been checked in the hospital."

Cheng Ran said, "How long has it been?"

Lu Zhongfeng said: "About four weeks, probably the last engagement banquet of the Zhou family."

Cheng Ran was stunned and said, "It's amazing, you hit it with one shot."

Lu Zhongfeng: "..."

Cheng Ran said: "But now I finally figured it out. Why Lu Zhongfeng and Ni Gantang didn't have children until the end of the original book may be because he is a son who always thought he was a man."

Lu Zhongfeng cursed in a low voice: "Grass, Shoushoulian, homosexual among homosexuals, goddamn me, Tianlei, cheating author, I wish him time-traveling too!"

"..." Cheng Ran said speechlessly, "I'm still a little curious, didn't you want to have children before?"

Lu Zhongfeng paused for breath, seemed to be worried about something, seemed to be talking with his mouth closed: "I still don't want to, it hurts so much to have a baby... But I'm pregnant, I want to live a good life, always You can’t kill a little life just because you’re afraid of pain. Besides, Youbo seems to be looking forward to it, so I can’t let him down, at worst, I’ll wear a condom after giving birth.”

Cheng Ran said, "I remember that you seem to like children a lot, don't you?"

Lu Zhongfeng said in a low voice: "I like it, but I never thought of giving birth to myself. Ever since I confirmed my sexual orientation, I have never expected to have a child. Now it can be regarded as a surprise, that is... when I gave birth. Can the doctor give me anesthesia? Or simply have a caesarean section."

Cheng Ran hit him: "I heard that the follow-up recovery from the caesarean section will be more painful."

Lu Zhongfeng: "Oh!"

"Well, the boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge." Cheng Ran comforted him, "But what I'm more curious about is how did you find out that you might be pregnant?" As far as he knew, Linzi didn't have a big aunt, unless her belly grew bigger, Or there are obvious early pregnancy symptoms, such as morning sickness and the like...

Huh?Morning sickness?

"You Si asked me too." Lu Zhongfeng's voice interrupted his divergent thinking, "You Si said that the color of Linzi's line will become darker after Linzi is pregnant, and the color will become darker with the age of the month. The menstrual period has the same effect."

Cheng Ran exclaimed, "I've learned a lot."

"Actually, what I'm most worried about right now isn't the pain, it's after my belly grows bigger." Lu Zhongfeng's voice sounded like he was about to cry again, "Tell me, a [-] strong pregnant man, can you still watch it?" !Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-

Cheng Ran imagined that scene, and it seemed that his eyes were indeed a little hot.

But if Jiang Yousi can eat the current dick, it shouldn't be a problem if his stomach grows bigger in the future.

Just as Cheng Ran wanted to comfort him, someone over there had already preempted him. Hearing the unclear conversation coming from the phone, Cheng Ran grinned and hung up the phone silently.

But the method Erdan said can indeed be tried.

Although Cheng Ran insisted on taking medicine during this time, he was always worried about what might happen.He glanced at the closed door, reckoning that Lan Qiye would not be back for more than an hour, even if he came back, he would not go upstairs immediately, so he got up quickly, took off his trousers, and laid them on the bed side.

Relying on the fact that there was no one in the room, Cheng Ran put on an extremely shameful pose, and then took a picture of himself with his mobile phone.

After the shooting, I was not in a hurry to put on my pants, so I just lay on my back on the bed, staring at the photos and studying them carefully.

In fact, Cheng Ran has never seen the original appearance of the original owner Linxian. Looking at the dark red scar over and over again, he couldn't see anything. The degree of redness, is it pregnant or not?

While frowning, the door of the room was suddenly pushed open.

The author has something to say: Tsk tsk, I said you little bastards, the number of comments exploded yesterday. If you don’t mess with medicine today, can you also explode one?

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