My protagonist attributes have been discovered

The "little black group" teacher in a small suit flew over worriedly: "Have you been cheated of money?"

Shaking his head.

"His divination is not good?"

Shaking his head again.

"Then you are?"

The white short-sleeved youth thought for a moment and asked, "Teacher, have you heard of 'Fan Jinzhong Ju'?"

The "little black group" teacher at Central City University who has been away from human culture classes for decades: "...???"

……

Fan Jin, a middle- and lower-class intellectual in a certain human classical novel, was unable to make any progress because he had been tortured by the examination questions for decades, so that he was unbelievable and directly...crazy——Song Yangle felt that he had listened to it before The one-hour state of responding to the boss's words, finding a bus, taking the bus, entering the university town, meeting happy students, and entering the classroom for fortune-telling is somewhat similar to that of Mr. Fan who "zhongju".

The only difference is that the other party was directly out of order and woke up after being slapped; while he was superficially calm, but actually experienced the three states of happiness→doubt→deep doubt, and woke up only when he realized that he was almost cheated out of money. come over.

"..." The "little black group" teacher who felt that this narrative had too many gaps took a few steps back, looked up at the big classmate, and then went straight to the root cause: "Shouldn't you just be happy when someone you like confesses? Why do you feel Doubt?"

"It's not a question of whether you should be happy or not."

Song Yangle thought for a while, and described the other dragon involved in the language of the organization without his name: "The problem is that he is really that kind, a rare kind - drinking water must be above forty degrees with salt45 Warm water below [-] degrees Celsius, will never wake up until noon in the morning, is more stingy than me, and can't see a bit of love from head to toe; and we have only known each other for two weeks, and he didn't treat me It was love at first sight, and there was no time to get along..."

Song Yangle couldn't figure it out: "You said in this situation, why did the other party suddenly have to follow me all the way back?"

"Little Black Group" teacher: "...I think the strangest part of this is actually not this."

"what is that?"

The teacher "Little Black Tuan" leaned back and looked at his palm-sized eyes, feeling confused: "What's wrong with the aesthetics of your college classmate? You can also like this kind of useless creature?!"

The human college student buried his face with his hands, covered his reddened ears, and whispered: "But he is really good-looking."

The teacher of "Little Black Tuan" raised his head and took a careful look at the big classmates whose face was bigger than his own: "...Oh, that's not worthless."

Song Yangle with a pair of eyes between his fingers: "..." Hey, teacher, this is too much.

The "Little Black Tuan" teacher stood on the table with his hands behind his back, opened a pair of black eyes that were bright even under his dark skin, raised his head and explained to him with reason:

"The theory of physiognomy and psychology is that under normal circumstances, even if the appearance of living things and non-living things is different, and the definitions of 'standard' and 'beautiful' are not the same, what we all think of as an appearance is 'good-looking' The benchmark is based on the premise that there is no big difference between the other party's three views and your own, and the other party does not particularly hate yourself. I think you are full of heaven, my classmate, and your appearance is standard. If there is no wrong guess, as long as you think you like it If your creature is really good-looking, then he should—the big festival is not far behind."

"..." My "black group", no, the villain teacher.

Song Yangle put down his hands, straightened his back, and his eyes lit up reservedly: "Then you mean that he has already had a crush on me?"

He thought with satisfaction: In this way, it makes sense logically...

The teacher of "Little Black Group" shook her head with her hands behind her back: "I didn't say that. I just said that the other party shouldn't particularly hate you; as for whether they have a good impression, I don't know."

Human classmate: "..." So the question is back again?

"But didn't you say he confessed his love?" Seeing that he was lost all of a sudden, the "Little Black Tuan" teacher stepped on the leather shoes as big as his fingernails and took two steps to help him actively find his blind spots: "Since he Now that I’ve confessed, then the favorability shouldn’t be a problem, right?”

"...Teacher, I just said that he seems to be determined to go with me, and he hasn't reached the point of confession."

The "little black group" teacher who had "wrong listening comprehension" was silent for a long time, then raised his head and looked at him:

"You mean, you've been struggling for more than an hour, but what you're really wondering about is why your crush and your crush have to go the same way with you?"

Song Yangle blinked: "...ah."

Big and small black eyes looked at each other for a long time, "Little Hei Tuan" teacher sighed worriedly, frowned, and the expression on his small face was extremely heavy: "It seems that it is a matter of putting your younger generation's love issue on the school schedule. There is no time to delay..."

"—If this goes on like this, you single youths are afraid that if you look at each other with someone you have a crush on, you will be able to think of your children and grandchildren all the way."

"..."

……

The teacher of "Little Black Group" exposed the fact that he was thinking too much. At the end of the conversation, he asked him a very "heart-wrenching" question: "From March to October, the living and non-living things that come to Hexu generally travel Would not choose to return in the afternoon, guess why?"

"...too rushed? Too hot?"

Teacher "Little Hei Tuan" floated into the air, with a gratified expression of "children can be taught" on his small black face: "Look, you know it yourself."

Song Yangle: "..." I would rather not know.

He thought for a while, and he was unwilling to give in to reality easily: "But when I was going to leave in the afternoon, he would also go with me."

"Then there are other reasons?" Teacher "Little Black Tuan" said to him: "Are you a pure human being? Maybe he is protecting you?"

"But he also..." and so on.

Before he finished speaking, he stopped his voice, and his brain suddenly remembered a certain "detail" - just two days ago, he insisted on unilaterally "cold war" with the other party for a week because of Sister Tu's proposal; "Something is wrong" also happened to start two days ago when "the end of the cold war"; and before the "cold war", I just encountered the first life-and-death crisis of my career on the subway...

ah.After guessing a certain possibility, the logic in his heart became smoother, but at the same time, Song Yangle lost his expression—it was too cruel.

He thought deeply: As the protagonist of a teenage manga, my emotional line is really long and difficult; the fantasy adventure science popularization route is more reliable...

"...Student?" The "Little Black Tuan" teacher called him with his hands behind his back and his head raised.

Song Yangle came back to his senses: "Huh?"

"Our lunch break is almost over, and we can't sit in without textbooks."

Song Yangle: "..." Popular science, cross it out.Um.

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