My protagonist attributes have been discovered

The arrival of Secretary Ba was not a big deal, but since Kunpeng and Song Yangle sat relatively outside, they both smelled/saw him at once—then one person and one Kun, like real grandparents and grandchildren, came to their mouths first A spoonful of rice was stuffed into his mouth first, his cheeks and belly were bulging.

Secretary Ba, who only had a little stomachache during the blind date: "..." Gulu.

Swallowing the food into their stomachs, the old and the young all stopped.Song Yangle, who was facing the door, politely met his eyes with him, and then Kunpeng, whose back was facing the door, turned his fat body away with difficulty, and looked at him kindly: "You came back so soon? How is the blind date?"

"not so good."

"Oh."

Hearing this answer, Kunpeng nodded vigorously, then slowly turned his body back, picked up the spoon, without lifting his head:

"Then you go. I will give you a special vacation to go on a blind date. I don't have a subordinate like you."

Secretary Ba and Song Yangle, who was listening with a spoon in hand: "..." That's a bit too much/Oh?

……

Just kidding. Two minutes later, Secretary Ba, who took off his high-end suit jacket and rolled up his shirt sleeves, sat next to Song Yangle. There was another rice plate the size of a washbasin on the automatically widened table, but the table was not crowded at all.

After observing for a while but not seeing any specific switches, Song Yangle somehow felt that the cucumbers in the fried rice had a sour taste.

Back teeth.

But the other two monsters didn’t notice this much—Kunpeng, the old leader of the Monster Management Bureau, really broke his heart for his “young” subordinates↓

The wind blew the thinning hair on Guangliang's forehead, and Kunpeng, who came from the Buddhist family, dug a spoonful of rice and finished eating, then sighed: "Why didn't you succeed this time?"

"..." Secretary Ba, who was hungry, didn't answer, and took a mouthful of food.

Not hearing the answer, Kunpeng dug another spoonful of rice, and after eating, he sighed again: "Did you send flowers of the wrong color again?"

Secretary Ba took a second sip of his meal: "No, I asked the owner of the flower shop."

Kunpeng stopped his spoon: "Then you were detained for running a red light again?"

"It's about Chuyang, flying, and not crossing the road."

"..." There was no smile on Kunpeng's chubby face, he put down his spoon, and worried: "You ordered dried chili again? How many times have I told you that besides your X city and C city, the monsters in other places I don't like things that are too spicy..."

Song Yangle, a human from City C who was shot in the knee while eating melons, said, "...eating spicy food is good for detoxification."

Kunpeng was a little distressed: "But there is no reason for a catty of rice and a catty of chili."

"..." Song Yangle turned his head to look at Secretary Ba, saw that the other party didn't notice any difference, and thought in his heart: It's a wolf fire.

But this one was also denied, "My parents ordered western food online." Secretary Ba, whose race is a snake that can swallow elephants, buried his head in a mouthful of food again, not very interested: "It's only enough after eating. The kind that pads my stomach."

Song Yangle and Kunpeng: "..." It can be seen.Give the kids are starving.

"What the hell is going on then?"

The old leader, Kunpeng, was so worried that the flesh on his fat face wrinkled up. He touched his stomach and said, "This time your parents have told me that the other party is the daughter of Tushan Entertainment, and she is definitely not bad looking. ;Over 200 years old since enlightenment, not too old nor too young, just right for you; I heard that I also have a decent job, and I have never relied on my family as an adult... This also meets your requirements in all aspects. The other party still looks at it I’ve seen your photo and agreed to meet, why haven’t I heard from you?”

Secretary Ba, who was finally full, recovered a little bit of the elite model, and finally straightened up, holding a spoon and giving one person and one Kun a specific but vague reason: "Our three views are not in harmony."

"...What is the reason?"

"She said I was too vulgar."

"How do you say that?"

"It seems to be because of a few questions I asked halfway."

"what is the problem?"

"How many people are there in the family? How much do you earn a month? How much do you spend on a daily basis? Have you bought a house? Whose name is on the real estate certificate? Do you mind leaving the money to me in the future..."

Secretary Ba frankly reported a long series of standard "suicide-style" blind date speeches, and faced the silent gaze of the human being "secretly in love with a devil" and the old leader who "repented of falling in love" in the same seat, feeling After a full two seconds of silence, a bit of belated hesitation finally appeared: "...Is there something wrong?"

"..."

Song Yangle lowered his head expressionlessly, pretending that he hadn't heard anything: pretending that he didn't expect that a certain dragon would ask the last question in the future.Um.

Kunpeng picked up the spoon in one hand, touched his bare head with the other hand, glanced at the thick black hair on the top of his subordinate's head with regret, and said with grief and indignation:

"—You can only dare to make this while you are at this moment."

"...?"

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Note:

Snakes are color blind.

small theater:

Song Yangle: Personally, I think there is nothing wrong with the previous speeches, but the last one... [Turning head] Will you ask me?

Boss Ying [glances]: Why should I ask you?

Song Yangle [relaxed]

Boss Ying [lazy]: I still need to ask you?

Song Yangle: ... [Manual goodbye:)]