However, before Song Yangle began to mourn his childhood fantasy, the situation where he thought that the "Hot Wheels" would fly past him with a "swoosh" did not happen——
There are two flaming wheels under the lace-up leather shoes. The big man with earphones, wearing a short-sleeved white shirt, and blue | color | overalls suddenly stopped when he flew to the sky a little ahead of him, and lowered his altitude carefully. Floating in a relatively sparsely populated area in front of the square, the huge body casts a shadow about two stories high that encloses Song Yangle on the ground. The big head wearing a blue hat marked with a string of numbers can be seen It looked clumsy and turned around at a normal speed for himself, as if looking for something.
Song Yangle, who was completely covered by the opponent's shadow, raised his head, looked at the big man in front of him, who was much bigger than he looked from a distance, and looked at the "people" who were more or less starting to detour around him, and a sentence slowly emerged in his heart : "On that day, people finally remembered the fear of being dominated by giants..."
Amidst the fearful or curious or plain gazes, the big man who didn't find the target took out a mobile phone that was about the width and height of an ordinary human desk with empty sides from his coat pocket, pressed the screen on, and clicked a few times.
"Om."
The mobile phone in his pocket vibrated, Song Yangle lowered his head and took out the mobile phone, because the text message was set to mute, so the vibration was caused by the pop-up message from the rental app.
He clicked on it, and the APP prompt popped up quickly: "Dear~ The taxi you called has arrived nearby~ May I ask where are you?"
Looking around subconsciously, Song Yangle, who didn't see the ordinary car, paused, and slowly raised his head: "..."
No way?
A second later, the giant hand that he was staring at, which was about the size of a one-year-old child, began to touch the phone again——
Almost as soon as the other party loosened his finger from the screen, the phone in Song Yangle's hand beeped again, and this time the message on it was much clearer:
"Darling~ I'm in the small square directly opposite the Chuyang Terminus of the East Hongqiao~ The biggest person on the Hot Wheels~"
"..."
There was no response, and the shadow on the top of the head changed its movements again: "Dear~ are you still there~"
"..." After half a second of silence, with his right hand holding his left elbow that seemed to be trembling because he had held up the phone for a long time, Song Yangle typed calmly: "You lower your head, the kind where your chin is next to your neck."
"..."
After a series of ellipsis lights, the huge shadow that completely covered Song Yangle moved. The owner of the shadow floated in the air on a hot wheel the size of a truck wheel and stepped back about a small step. He pressed the earphones and slowly The huge head was lowered, and the two tennis-ball-sized black eyes finally reflected the shadow of the human passenger. The other person opened his mouth that could swallow a basketball, and his voice was like a bell: "Mr. Song Yangle?"
"..." Feeling the eyes cast from all directions, Song Yang, who didn't want to hoarse before the interview started, was happy to see that the other party obviously couldn't meet his eyes, bowed his head, and typed two words on the phone :"it's me."
When the message was sent out, the giant responded in a timely manner, and also replied with a message: "Dear you, do you want to sit on my left shoulder, or my right shoulder~ or do you want to be hugged?"
"..." Looking up at the opponent's shoulders, which are taller than his own, and shoulder width, and the opponent's two pillar-like arms, Song Yang replied happily, "Is there any difference between the left shoulder and the right shoulder?"
"Oh, the left shoulder is a general seat, and the right shoulder is a VIP seat."
"? Is there any service on the right?"
"A shoulder pad is added on the right side~"
"What about the fee?"
"One,, it's different... But dear, are you sure you want to touch my shoulder directly? I'm very thin~"
"...to the right."
It's better to add money if you add money, than to scare yourself.Song Yangle finished thinking with his mobile phone expressionless, and saw the giant in front of him put away his mobile phone, bent down, and put his big hand as tall as a one-year-old child on the open space in front of him, with his fingertips sticking to the ground, as if from A ladder lowered from a helicopter or ship.
Song Yangle walked over and stood at the center of the "ladder" in the palm of his hand, and then the big man slowly raised his hand like a human holding a fragile elf ball, bent over and carefully placed him on his right shoulder , after the big eyes of tennis balls saw that he was sitting firmly and pulled the blue strap on his shoulders in a very understanding way, he straightened up, pressed the earphone hanging on his right ear firmly, turned his head and said something in a low but clear voice :
"Hold on tight, it's about to take off."
Song Yangle, who was sitting on the shoulders of a real giant for the first time, said that it was a lie that he was not excited, but after hearing this sentence, he still grasped the straps that were about as wide as his own hand, and then leaned against the opponent's head. He lowered his head unintentionally, and saw the slender white headphone cable beside his legs move.
Ok?
After confirming that he hadn't really taken off yet, the big driver's head, which was about the same height as his upper body, didn't move, and Song Yangle, who didn't feel a bit of wind in the sun that was gradually getting hotter, turned his head sideways and followed the giant ear that was half his arm long. The ping-pong ball-sized earphones that were plugged in were full of holes. Looking down, I found that the wobbling earphone cable was really weird—the earphone cable that was supposed to hang straight down to the big man’s chest due to gravity broke when it was in the neck. After a while, it continued to droop, as if it was hooked by something there.
Since it was being covered by the big man's ears and some hair in the blind spot of his vision, he tilted his head a little curiously, looked there, and then—
The upper body is a short-sleeved white shirt with a small bag on the back, the lower body is blue overalls and small lace-up leather shoes, like a micro-carved thumb-sized figure in a blue cap, sitting in the neck of the giant with an earphone cable as thick as his waist, With eyes the size of black dots open, she looked at him.
"..."
……
At this moment of stagnation in the air, the wind suddenly hit from the top of the head from top to bottom-the hot wheel started, and they began to fly.
I don’t know whether it’s because of the passenger on my shoulder or the villain on the earphones. The big man rises very slowly. Although there is wind, the earphone cable does not shake much, and it stays in the back of the neck with support, so Although the little man with the blue hat on his back would wobble from time to time as if he couldn't sit still, he looked safe overall.
I stared at the wobbly opponent (probably, of course, it is more likely that no one can see all of them) for a few seconds, neither wanting to be blown to the neck, but also hoping to be the only pure human being in the mountain and sea world who knows himself, and in the sense of high probability The main character, in order to leave a good impression of human beings on the little people who may have never seen pure human beings, Song Yang turned his head with joyful face, turned to the front, and looked at the man in front of him without squinting. Building floors.
in the heart...
The brain repeatedly flashes back to the picture I just saw, and is active to the peak level. 350 six degrees restore every detail that I saw before. From the short introduction of "Jingren" recorded in "Shan Hai Jing" all the way to the " Thumbelina"...Only when all the miscellaneous materials and gossip are pulled out in one go, can he feel the existence of reason.
After all, just like many little girls like Barbie dolls, teenagers in the second year of middle school have longed for little soldiers or workers the size of thumbs who can talk and move when they were young-at least Song Yangle is like this.
but--
I want to be rational and steady.He thought: I am the only pure human being in the mountain and sea world now, so I can't act so ignorant... um.I have to divert my attention, I'd better keep thinking about the information... 1+1=2, 2+2=1...what's wrong, forget it, don't worry about it; 1+1=1...
"……it is good!"
1+1=3...
"Hello……!"
3+1=...It seems that there is some sound?The extremely small but inexplicably present voice from the left made the human carrying the travel bag stop thinking quickly, stopped, faced the high-rise wind, squinted his eyes towards the sound source, and then his heart suddenly stopped beating:
The thumb-sized blue cap "little worker" walked out of the safe area of the big man's neck against the "wild" wind with the earphone cable in his arms, but turned his small head upside down to look at him.
"..."
After waking up, the human youth turned his head without hesitation and put a hand beside the "little worker", holding down the white |color|headphone cable for the other party so that the other party stabilized his figure.
Facing the human who turned his head, the "little worker" who was blocked by the wind and finally stood still raised his head higher, his eyes with big black spots became short lines, like a longer small short line of a pen sticking out his mouth upwards Lie open, Zhang He: "..."
Song Yangle: "..." Compared to Boss Ying, he can also mouth-synthesize, but he really couldn't guess the meaning.
The other party seemed to have thought of this too, so he held the earphone cable in one hand, stretched out the other arm forward, and made a forward swinging posture with great force and then opened it wide.
Song Yangle: "...Do you want me to change your position?"
The "little worker" shook his broad bean-sized head, and the blue hat swayed from side to side.
"……That is?"
The "little worker" did the previous action again.
"...Why don't you come and talk to me?"
"Little Worker" nodded his head, and his blue hat moved up and down.
Because it was in the windy mid-air, Song Yangle could only slowly clenched his hands into fists, as if the big man had lifted himself up before, trying to judge where the other party had climbed. While slowly tightening the lower part of the fist, the upper index finger and thumb are tightly intertwined, leaving a space about the size of the "little worker", and then move the fist to his ear.
There were two insignificant rubbing sensations from the thumb. It seemed that the "little worker" put his hand on his thumb, and then he heard a voice that was still small but very hard:
"Can you hear it!"
Song Yangle, who could fully hear the long tone behind him, was almost distracted and wanted to shout out, but fortunately, his brain moved faster than his body. After the reflex arrived, he answered in a low voice at a volume he thought was appropriate: "Yes."
"..." "Little worker" paused for a moment, and then Song Yangle felt a little rustling in his fingertips, and then he felt itchy in his ears, as if something was hanging on his ears. The voice coming over feels much lighter:
"You-don't-use-the-so-small-sound-dah! I'm-accustomed-to-a-ten-sound-sound, so-you-can-sound-loud-sound !"
"……okay."
The "little worker" didn't mind hearing that he didn't continue. After a while, he asked him again: "Are you going to mountain-sea-television-television-television-to-work!"
"No, I'm going there to do something."
"Oh! That's - also - great - ah!"
"Thank you."
"You're welcome!" The "little worker" replied to him angrily, and then asked him loudly: "Is this the first time you came to the Yang district?" !"
"...Is it obvious?"
"Yes-ah-! Because I saw you were surprised to see Ah Shi before!"
"Ten?"
"It's the big driver who is driving you! His nickname is Ashi!"
"……Oh."
Unlike other creatures that received such unenthusiastic responses, the "Little Worker" seemed to have boundless vitality despite his small size, and he continued to shout vigorously without any setbacks: "Because Ah Shi and I often There are taxis here, so everyone who has been to Chuyang District knows us! And you have a very strange face, so I guess you are here for the first time!"
"...Well, it's my first time here."
"Then you must have fun here after finishing your work! There are many interesting things in Chuyang District! You will definitely like it!"
"OK, thanks."
Seeing that the muscles on his face didn't change, and he didn't seem very interested, the "little worker" immediately increased his strength and danced and recommended:
"Really! Chuyang District has the biggest sun-watching square in the Three Realms! Shanhai TV Station also has the tallest TV tower in Donghuang. Standing on it, you can see the 'Flower of Hexu'! "
In fact, Song Yangle, who really had no plans to travel before coming here, found that there were no unfamiliar terms in the map and information collected in his mind, and he was curious: "'Hexuzhihua'? What is that?"
Even though the voice coming over is not loud, the pride in the words of the "little worker" can still be heard: "The rainbow flower formed by the five rainbow bridges! This is also a unique attraction of our entire Hexu!"
"Is it beautiful?"
"Of course! It's still very lively! You will never see it in other places!" "Little Worker" proudly played a trick, and said triumphantly: "You will know when you see it!"
So powerful?Song Yangle, who just slept across two Hongqiao bridges in a car today, feels that its appearance is not much different from human highways except for its transparency, material composition and passenger composition. "Okay, there is a chance."
"Don't 'have a chance'!" Hearing his politeness, the enthusiastic "little worker" was anxious, and shouted: "Although the center is not in our Chuyang District, the 'Flower of Hexu' is definitely the same as Huangquan Xiao in the underworld. It’s a scenic spot that you can’t miss when you pass by! You won’t lose money if you take a look!”
The kindness is hard to turn down, Song Yangle thought about it, and agreed: "Okay." In case I can't go back today.
The "little worker" said with satisfaction: "This is it! You are here, and you will definitely regret it if you don't take a look at the 'Flower of Hexu'! ——Especially standing on the Shanhai TV Tower, it feels very uncomfortable." Same!"
"..."
"There are more! We also have a lot of delicious food in Chuyang! Yangliu cake, hibiscus fruit, Hexu egg fried rice... Nah! Nah! Our Hexu egg fried rice is said to be a gluttonous food at the beginning of the founding of the capital. I personally improved it! Especially the store next to the Demon Management Bureau on the other side of Chuyang Square, they have enough materials!"
Taotie's modified egg fried rice?The taste is trustworthy, but the quantity will be sufficient... Under the influence of a certain dragon, Song Yangle has never tried it, so he nodded and agreed directly: "Okay, I will try it at noon."
"Haha I won't let you down!" "Little Worker" was full of confidence.
Afterwards, the "little worker" took stock of a lot of exclusive scenic spots or snacks in Chuyang District that even Mrs. Tu hadn't mentioned before he came here. His appearance was in stark contrast to the big driver, Ah Shi, who hadn't spoken since he started on the road.
Seeing that the TV tower, which was still far away before, is about to arrive amidst the chattering sounds of the "Little Workers", Song Yangle was quite curious about how the big and small ones with huge differences could be together, so during the rest of the "Little Workers", he interjected The sentence asked: "Are you and Ah Shi a partner?"
"Yes!"
"What are you in charge of?"
This question was a bit straightforward, but as he expected, the "little worker" was not angry at all, and explained energetically: "I am in charge of repairing Hot Wheels!"
Unexpectedly, the Hot Wheels, which are not considered small to human beings, are repaired by "little workers" the size of a thumb. Song Yangle praised: "You are amazing!"
"Little Worker" was full of air: "Of course! This Hot Wheels was researched by me and Ah Shi together!"
"what?!"
"He's in charge of drawing the blueprints, and I'm in charge of finding information to stabilize Hot Wheels' spirit fire! This Hot Wheels was built by the two of us, it's unique in the world!"
"..." Caught off guard, it's the big | guy.
Song Yangle, a practice scum who specializes in theory, suddenly knelt down, shaking his hands next to his ears, and the boss "Little Worker" almost fell off his ass, and shouted inexplicably:
"What happened to you!"
"I..." The middle floor of the Shanhai TV Tower seemed to be within reach. After arriving at the destination, Ah Shi began to land, and his vision became smaller as the altitude dropped. Song Yangle tactfully concealed: "I have a fear of landing."
"???" The "little worker" who had never heard of this symptom was at a loss, but this did not prevent him from immediately forgetting his pain, and asked with concern:
"Then are you okay! Otherwise, we will fall on the top floor next door and you will go down later..."
Song Yangle calmly moved the stone that almost hit his foot back to the original place: "No need, I can bear it."
The "little worker" who didn't know why: "Ah! Okay! Then you can't help but have to say it!"
"……it is good."
Fortunately, Song Yangle's "landing phobia" didn't really cause any serious consequences until Hot Wheels actually landed on the road of Shanhai TV station.
Before Ah Shi's big hand reached out to pick up Song Yangle, the "little worker" quickly said into the human ear: "Okay! Put me down! I wish you a happy day today!"
Song Yangle moved his unclosed fist, and after his ears felt itchy again, he spread his hands and put the "little worker" back into the neck of Ah Shi, only to see that the "little worker" seemed to be holding a long There was a very long thin line of something—he guessed it was a microphone or something.
The "little worker" is small, has short reflex nerves, and is very flexible in everything he does. He winds up the thread that is almost invisible to humans without looking closely, and puts away the microphone. When Ah Shi's big hand is placed on his shoulder , and waved his small hands vigorously at him, the round black spots and small eyes were bent into short lines.
Although he couldn't hear what the other party said, Song Yangle really didn't have to guess this time. He also waved his hand, said "goodbye", and walked up to the huge palm, and was carefully and slowly carried back to the ground by the big man Ah Shi .
Back on the ground, Song Yangle first turned around and paid on the phone. Ah Shi took out the phone, looked down, and showed him a bright smile: "Thank you."
Song Yangle waved his arms: "It should."
Seeing his movements, Ah Shi's gigantic but young face smiled even brighter. He pressed the "headphone" and pressed the blue cap with numbers on his head. He nodded and shook the building: "I wish you a happy day today. .”
Song Yangle nodded greatly, and said seriously: "Thank you, I will."
Ah Shi smiled, waved to him, channeled his spiritual power, the flames on the Hot Wheels blazed up, and the huge body of the "Little Worker" and "Earphones" rose up, turned around and flew into the blue sky.
sunny.
***
Song Yangle carried a bag on his back, put his hands in his pockets, raised his head and stood on the spot, looking at the shadows of the two children who carried him away in the air.
A passer-by "person" who passed behind him said with emotion: "That's great, it's Ah Shi and the others."
"Yes."
"Every time I see them, my bad mood disappears."
"Who says it's not? Even though he has that incurable disease, Ah Shi and the others are really optimistic."
"Hey, I hope this time Xuanmu's plan is successful, and I can really find a way to go to the heavens and cure Ah Shi's illness."
"This... Even if one leaf is really immortal, then the ones above are not even able to be snatched, right? It's the turn of Ah Shi and the others?"
"Hi! Did you forget? Ah Shi and his family are very rich, and Xuanmu is just..."
"—Excuse me, gentlemen, if you have nothing to do, please don't stay in front of the TV station, you have disturbed the signal reception."
Before Song Yangle was about to turn around, a male voice politely interrupted the topic of the two creatures in standard official language.
"...!" This voice!
The sound | color | was too familiar, Song Yangle turned his head suddenly, and a silver tabby cat, whose eyes were too familiar, was standing on the side of the road, with the corners of its mouth curled down, looking at the two behind him with cold yellow eyes. A humanoid with a rational and calm voice.
The thin man who was interrupted and the fat man around him flinched when they saw the tabby cat, but after that, the thin man seemed to remember something, and regardless of his companion's obstruction, he puffed out his chest and stammered, "You, You... who are you! You, your family runs the TV station, you are so lenient?!" After the first sentence, seeing that the other party didn't move, the courageous thin man said more and more smoothly: "We interrupted the signal reception Already?! What rumors have you heard? It’s been [-] years. Why do sand sculptures like you still believe that we interfere with the signal..."
"—Excuse me sir, can I have a word?"
The thin man, who was interrupted again, looked at the creature carrying a bag who turned around with a human look, and stared at him fiercely with his small dingy eyes: "Who are you?!"
"It doesn't matter who I am. The important thing is that I have always pursued knowledge. When I hear something I don't understand, it's like asking a few more questions." The human youth said politely: "Excuse me, please ask me Can I ask you two questions?"
Although the biological temperament in front of him is inexplicably similar to the cat on the other side, after all, the other party did not say anything irritating as soon as he came up, and the thin man who had no reason to attack had no choice but to say: "You ask."
"Do you know what bioelectricity is?"
"..." The thin man looked blank: "Bioelectricity? What?"
The human nodded: "Okay, I understand."
"...What do you understand??? I didn't say anything???"
However, the human youth seemed to have really learned something from his answer, and he didn't mean to answer his question at all. He asked himself: "Second question, do you know that radiation is harmful to living things?"
"That's for sure! Who doesn't know?!"
"Okay, since that's the case, you must know that the TV tower has radiation."
"Then, what's the matter?"
The human youth is serious: "Our TV towers are generally built in accordance with the "Environmental Radio Hygienic Standards". The classification of this set of standards is based on the lower threshold value of the potential adverse effects on the human body caused by the intensity of electromagnetic radiation and its frequency band characteristics. As a boundary, the allowable radiation intensity of environmental electromagnetic waves is divided into two levels. The first level is called the first-level safety zone, which refers to all groups of people (including infants, pregnant women and the elderly) who live, work, and live under the intensity of electromagnetic waves in the environment for a long time. infirm, infirm), areas subject to any detrimental effects..."
"Stop, stop, stop being such a bunch of delusional people!" The thin man, who was dazed by a bunch of professional terms, waved impatiently: "Can you speak well?!"
The interrupted human youth calmly said, "I mean, since TV towers with an average signal transmission range are built according to the radiation tolerance of human beings, then the mountain and sea TV towers are naturally built according to the general tolerance of non-human beings." Construction, but because the TV station’s signal transmission range covers the whole world, the radiation intensity will definitely increase on this basis. Generally speaking, after a long stay under the radiation of ordinary TV towers, you will feel irritable, dizzy, insomnia, memory loss and even gene mutations Ordinary humans will experience these symptoms at an accelerated rate under such strong radiation. I don’t know how the two people’s tolerance to radiation compares with ordinary humans, and whether similar symptoms will appear after a long time...Huh? Sir? What do you think? Are you sick?"
The fat man next to the thin man covered his drowsy head, panting, weak and panicked and grabbed his companion, his face pale: "I, let's go, I feel like I've been radiated..."
"Ah?!" The thin man was at a loss when he was pulled down by the fat man's companion. At the same time, he also felt a little dizzy, and he "thumped" in surprise and suspicion: Oops, he was also radiated!
The fat man was about to cry: "Hurry up, hurry up, the genetic mutation will happen later, I don't want to become a defective mouse and be sent to the experimental bench..."
"Then let's go, let's go!"
Hearing that his companions who were good before were so confused that they forgot that they had a human form now, and the skinny man who still felt that something was wrong didn't bother to think about it any longer. There was no time to close the beard, so he hurriedly turned around and ran away with his tail between his legs.
Song Yangle, who stayed where he was, looked far away: "...this mouse is really courageous."
"You are also very courageous." Shanhai Lianbo's veteran anchor Yinskin Tabby Cat Mao Huang said leisurely in standard official language: "The radiation is so strong, you, a human, dare to stand here for so long."
Song Yangle wiped the sweat from his forehead, turned his head, and said frankly: "That was all nonsense just now, it was actually heat stroke..."
The tabby cat wagged its tail, looked at him with pity with sensible eyes, and said nothing.
"..." Looking at the other party's meaningful eyes for two seconds, Song Yangle found that his head was starting to feel dizzy: the smile gradually disappeared.jpg
Then it went dark:
No way? !He still likes to be a normal person! ! !
……
Ten minutes later, the reception room of the news branch on the third floor of Shanhai TV Station.
Due to X heatstroke after wearing two pieces of clothes, Song Yangle, who finally came back to life in the air-conditioned room, held a wet towel in his left hand, sat upright on the sofa, and listened to the gurgling sound of the water dispenser when Mao Huang, who had turned into a human form, received the water , suddenly spread out his right hand with the palm facing up, and then looked up at the ceiling—unfortunately, it was empty, there was no water or fire as he imagined, and it was so clean that there was not even a spider's silk.
"..." Song Yangle gripped the towel tightly, turned to ask Mao Huang, who was walking over with two water glasses, in a suit and leather shoes, "Am I really not genetically mutated?"
Hearing the question again and again since the other party woke up 3 minutes ago, although I feel that the tone has changed from the previous panic to the present, it is a bit strange, but I thought I was joking and I had to explain it when I knelt down Mao Huang who went back couldn't take it anymore, and when the cup was put down, the expression on the always serious face on the TV was very helpless:
"No, no, no! Really not. What's the matter with you kid? Didn't you say that your human kids born in the 21st century are very receptive? And you were very eloquent in your nonsense before, how can you be a joke Do you mind so much?"
Who wouldn't mind the shattering of the dream of becoming a superpower through genetic mutations!
Song Yangle was not very happy, and lowered his head in a closed manner.
Mao Huang, a married tomcat who happens to have a bunch of kittens at home: "..." This expression is exactly the same as that of his cubs, but isn't it a good thing that the genes don't mutate?
Alas, I can't understand the human children of today.
The hundred-year-old cat sighed in his heart about the vicissitudes of time, but when he thought of the next arrangement, he also had a tolerant heart for the cubs, and sincerely apologized: "I'm sorry, it's uncle who is wrong, uncle shouldn't be with you. Just kidding. But we are going to do an interview soon, can you be more happy? Or tell your uncle what you want, as long as it is not too much, uncle will agree, okay?"
The child raised his head: "Are you agreeing to everything?"
"...?!" Mao Huang, who was originally just coaxing the bear boy: Is this going the wrong way?
Seeing the other party standing there without answering, the human immediately lowered his head again, as if he was about to close himself and go back.
"..." Mao Huang stopped and compromised: "Well, please tell me first?"
Song Yangle immediately raised his head, his eyes brightened, "Can you change into your original form for an interview?"
Mao Huang: "..."
Such a promising kid, why do you want to be a cat | idiot?
……
But since the interviewee has a request, and the request is not outrageous, not to mention that he made a promise earlier, it must be...
"No." Mao Huang was decisive.
Song Yangle: "...you agreed."
"This really doesn't work." Mao Huang said seriously: "Our interview is going to be recorded on video. Although it will not be officially broadcast now, we still need to keep a backup. Working hours as the official does not use a general image will have a great impact on the TV station. good."
"But you turned into your original form every day in Shanhai Lianbo."
"...that's different."
"What's the difference?"
"I don't have humans staring openly at me while I'm in the studio."
"...Okay." Song Yangle thought for a while, backed off a step, and his eyes brightened: "Then after the interview, can you change into your original form and touch it for me?"
Mao Huang: "... I think your kid's eyes don't want to be touched, maybe they want to play a game?"
Song Yangle: "..." Ahh, I was seen through.
Mao Huang sternly refused: "No."
Song Yangle: Don't say anything, the scene is autistic.
Mao Huang: "...You young man."
Song Yangle: If young people don't speak, they will be autistic.
"..." Mao Huang sighed heavily and took a sip of water: "All right, all right, let's talk after the interview."
Song Yangle, who had been cheated once, looked up: "Let's book a contract first?"
Mao Huang, who originally wanted to fool his own kitten, said, "..." Really clever?
Due to the insistence of the human youth, there will be other arrangements in the future. The Mao anchor who can’t consume energy has no choice but to use spiritual power to make a contract that is not fake-the tabby cat must be patted, and humans must be touched. The kind that is only allowed to touch the head.
I didn't expect that the "Anonymous" senior who interviewed me with a very different voice would be the anchor Mao who appeared every day on Shanhai Lianbo. Song Yangle, who had satisfied his basic demands, came back cautiously, looked at the clean and tidy modern reception room, and asked: "Are we interviewing here?"
"Yes." Mao Huang nodded, and looked at the clock on the wall: "But it won't start until the photographer arrives, there are still 2 minutes."
"Oh."
"Have you read the question I sent before? Do you need to review it again?"
Song Yangle recalled the manuscripts he had read on his mobile phone before, confirmed that the memory and answer information were clear, and shook his head.
"Okay, let's wait for the photographer for a while. You drink some water."
"I'm not thirsty."
"...Normal saline to restore your energy, kid, your face continues to be so pale. How do we do interviews——As a new generation representative of Shanhai Lianbo, you have to show some energy."
Song Yangle, who pretends to be affectionate: "...Oh."
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Please pretend nothing happened.
as well as:
The electromagnetic wave information in this article is quoted from Baidu, but in reality the buildings are strictly in accordance with the standards.Other overhead.
Adult Country: Bogu Mountain
Lilliputian: Jingren
There are two flaming wheels under the lace-up leather shoes. The big man with earphones, wearing a short-sleeved white shirt, and blue | color | overalls suddenly stopped when he flew to the sky a little ahead of him, and lowered his altitude carefully. Floating in a relatively sparsely populated area in front of the square, the huge body casts a shadow about two stories high that encloses Song Yangle on the ground. The big head wearing a blue hat marked with a string of numbers can be seen It looked clumsy and turned around at a normal speed for himself, as if looking for something.
Song Yangle, who was completely covered by the opponent's shadow, raised his head, looked at the big man in front of him, who was much bigger than he looked from a distance, and looked at the "people" who were more or less starting to detour around him, and a sentence slowly emerged in his heart : "On that day, people finally remembered the fear of being dominated by giants..."
Amidst the fearful or curious or plain gazes, the big man who didn't find the target took out a mobile phone that was about the width and height of an ordinary human desk with empty sides from his coat pocket, pressed the screen on, and clicked a few times.
"Om."
The mobile phone in his pocket vibrated, Song Yangle lowered his head and took out the mobile phone, because the text message was set to mute, so the vibration was caused by the pop-up message from the rental app.
He clicked on it, and the APP prompt popped up quickly: "Dear~ The taxi you called has arrived nearby~ May I ask where are you?"
Looking around subconsciously, Song Yangle, who didn't see the ordinary car, paused, and slowly raised his head: "..."
No way?
A second later, the giant hand that he was staring at, which was about the size of a one-year-old child, began to touch the phone again——
Almost as soon as the other party loosened his finger from the screen, the phone in Song Yangle's hand beeped again, and this time the message on it was much clearer:
"Darling~ I'm in the small square directly opposite the Chuyang Terminus of the East Hongqiao~ The biggest person on the Hot Wheels~"
"..."
There was no response, and the shadow on the top of the head changed its movements again: "Dear~ are you still there~"
"..." After half a second of silence, with his right hand holding his left elbow that seemed to be trembling because he had held up the phone for a long time, Song Yangle typed calmly: "You lower your head, the kind where your chin is next to your neck."
"..."
After a series of ellipsis lights, the huge shadow that completely covered Song Yangle moved. The owner of the shadow floated in the air on a hot wheel the size of a truck wheel and stepped back about a small step. He pressed the earphones and slowly The huge head was lowered, and the two tennis-ball-sized black eyes finally reflected the shadow of the human passenger. The other person opened his mouth that could swallow a basketball, and his voice was like a bell: "Mr. Song Yangle?"
"..." Feeling the eyes cast from all directions, Song Yang, who didn't want to hoarse before the interview started, was happy to see that the other party obviously couldn't meet his eyes, bowed his head, and typed two words on the phone :"it's me."
When the message was sent out, the giant responded in a timely manner, and also replied with a message: "Dear you, do you want to sit on my left shoulder, or my right shoulder~ or do you want to be hugged?"
"..." Looking up at the opponent's shoulders, which are taller than his own, and shoulder width, and the opponent's two pillar-like arms, Song Yang replied happily, "Is there any difference between the left shoulder and the right shoulder?"
"Oh, the left shoulder is a general seat, and the right shoulder is a VIP seat."
"? Is there any service on the right?"
"A shoulder pad is added on the right side~"
"What about the fee?"
"One,, it's different... But dear, are you sure you want to touch my shoulder directly? I'm very thin~"
"...to the right."
It's better to add money if you add money, than to scare yourself.Song Yangle finished thinking with his mobile phone expressionless, and saw the giant in front of him put away his mobile phone, bent down, and put his big hand as tall as a one-year-old child on the open space in front of him, with his fingertips sticking to the ground, as if from A ladder lowered from a helicopter or ship.
Song Yangle walked over and stood at the center of the "ladder" in the palm of his hand, and then the big man slowly raised his hand like a human holding a fragile elf ball, bent over and carefully placed him on his right shoulder , after the big eyes of tennis balls saw that he was sitting firmly and pulled the blue strap on his shoulders in a very understanding way, he straightened up, pressed the earphone hanging on his right ear firmly, turned his head and said something in a low but clear voice :
"Hold on tight, it's about to take off."
Song Yangle, who was sitting on the shoulders of a real giant for the first time, said that it was a lie that he was not excited, but after hearing this sentence, he still grasped the straps that were about as wide as his own hand, and then leaned against the opponent's head. He lowered his head unintentionally, and saw the slender white headphone cable beside his legs move.
Ok?
After confirming that he hadn't really taken off yet, the big driver's head, which was about the same height as his upper body, didn't move, and Song Yangle, who didn't feel a bit of wind in the sun that was gradually getting hotter, turned his head sideways and followed the giant ear that was half his arm long. The ping-pong ball-sized earphones that were plugged in were full of holes. Looking down, I found that the wobbling earphone cable was really weird—the earphone cable that was supposed to hang straight down to the big man’s chest due to gravity broke when it was in the neck. After a while, it continued to droop, as if it was hooked by something there.
Since it was being covered by the big man's ears and some hair in the blind spot of his vision, he tilted his head a little curiously, looked there, and then—
The upper body is a short-sleeved white shirt with a small bag on the back, the lower body is blue overalls and small lace-up leather shoes, like a micro-carved thumb-sized figure in a blue cap, sitting in the neck of the giant with an earphone cable as thick as his waist, With eyes the size of black dots open, she looked at him.
"..."
……
At this moment of stagnation in the air, the wind suddenly hit from the top of the head from top to bottom-the hot wheel started, and they began to fly.
I don’t know whether it’s because of the passenger on my shoulder or the villain on the earphones. The big man rises very slowly. Although there is wind, the earphone cable does not shake much, and it stays in the back of the neck with support, so Although the little man with the blue hat on his back would wobble from time to time as if he couldn't sit still, he looked safe overall.
I stared at the wobbly opponent (probably, of course, it is more likely that no one can see all of them) for a few seconds, neither wanting to be blown to the neck, but also hoping to be the only pure human being in the mountain and sea world who knows himself, and in the sense of high probability The main character, in order to leave a good impression of human beings on the little people who may have never seen pure human beings, Song Yang turned his head with joyful face, turned to the front, and looked at the man in front of him without squinting. Building floors.
in the heart...
The brain repeatedly flashes back to the picture I just saw, and is active to the peak level. 350 six degrees restore every detail that I saw before. From the short introduction of "Jingren" recorded in "Shan Hai Jing" all the way to the " Thumbelina"...Only when all the miscellaneous materials and gossip are pulled out in one go, can he feel the existence of reason.
After all, just like many little girls like Barbie dolls, teenagers in the second year of middle school have longed for little soldiers or workers the size of thumbs who can talk and move when they were young-at least Song Yangle is like this.
but--
I want to be rational and steady.He thought: I am the only pure human being in the mountain and sea world now, so I can't act so ignorant... um.I have to divert my attention, I'd better keep thinking about the information... 1+1=2, 2+2=1...what's wrong, forget it, don't worry about it; 1+1=1...
"……it is good!"
1+1=3...
"Hello……!"
3+1=...It seems that there is some sound?The extremely small but inexplicably present voice from the left made the human carrying the travel bag stop thinking quickly, stopped, faced the high-rise wind, squinted his eyes towards the sound source, and then his heart suddenly stopped beating:
The thumb-sized blue cap "little worker" walked out of the safe area of the big man's neck against the "wild" wind with the earphone cable in his arms, but turned his small head upside down to look at him.
"..."
After waking up, the human youth turned his head without hesitation and put a hand beside the "little worker", holding down the white |color|headphone cable for the other party so that the other party stabilized his figure.
Facing the human who turned his head, the "little worker" who was blocked by the wind and finally stood still raised his head higher, his eyes with big black spots became short lines, like a longer small short line of a pen sticking out his mouth upwards Lie open, Zhang He: "..."
Song Yangle: "..." Compared to Boss Ying, he can also mouth-synthesize, but he really couldn't guess the meaning.
The other party seemed to have thought of this too, so he held the earphone cable in one hand, stretched out the other arm forward, and made a forward swinging posture with great force and then opened it wide.
Song Yangle: "...Do you want me to change your position?"
The "little worker" shook his broad bean-sized head, and the blue hat swayed from side to side.
"……That is?"
The "little worker" did the previous action again.
"...Why don't you come and talk to me?"
"Little Worker" nodded his head, and his blue hat moved up and down.
Because it was in the windy mid-air, Song Yangle could only slowly clenched his hands into fists, as if the big man had lifted himself up before, trying to judge where the other party had climbed. While slowly tightening the lower part of the fist, the upper index finger and thumb are tightly intertwined, leaving a space about the size of the "little worker", and then move the fist to his ear.
There were two insignificant rubbing sensations from the thumb. It seemed that the "little worker" put his hand on his thumb, and then he heard a voice that was still small but very hard:
"Can you hear it!"
Song Yangle, who could fully hear the long tone behind him, was almost distracted and wanted to shout out, but fortunately, his brain moved faster than his body. After the reflex arrived, he answered in a low voice at a volume he thought was appropriate: "Yes."
"..." "Little worker" paused for a moment, and then Song Yangle felt a little rustling in his fingertips, and then he felt itchy in his ears, as if something was hanging on his ears. The voice coming over feels much lighter:
"You-don't-use-the-so-small-sound-dah! I'm-accustomed-to-a-ten-sound-sound, so-you-can-sound-loud-sound !"
"……okay."
The "little worker" didn't mind hearing that he didn't continue. After a while, he asked him again: "Are you going to mountain-sea-television-television-television-to-work!"
"No, I'm going there to do something."
"Oh! That's - also - great - ah!"
"Thank you."
"You're welcome!" The "little worker" replied to him angrily, and then asked him loudly: "Is this the first time you came to the Yang district?" !"
"...Is it obvious?"
"Yes-ah-! Because I saw you were surprised to see Ah Shi before!"
"Ten?"
"It's the big driver who is driving you! His nickname is Ashi!"
"……Oh."
Unlike other creatures that received such unenthusiastic responses, the "Little Worker" seemed to have boundless vitality despite his small size, and he continued to shout vigorously without any setbacks: "Because Ah Shi and I often There are taxis here, so everyone who has been to Chuyang District knows us! And you have a very strange face, so I guess you are here for the first time!"
"...Well, it's my first time here."
"Then you must have fun here after finishing your work! There are many interesting things in Chuyang District! You will definitely like it!"
"OK, thanks."
Seeing that the muscles on his face didn't change, and he didn't seem very interested, the "little worker" immediately increased his strength and danced and recommended:
"Really! Chuyang District has the biggest sun-watching square in the Three Realms! Shanhai TV Station also has the tallest TV tower in Donghuang. Standing on it, you can see the 'Flower of Hexu'! "
In fact, Song Yangle, who really had no plans to travel before coming here, found that there were no unfamiliar terms in the map and information collected in his mind, and he was curious: "'Hexuzhihua'? What is that?"
Even though the voice coming over is not loud, the pride in the words of the "little worker" can still be heard: "The rainbow flower formed by the five rainbow bridges! This is also a unique attraction of our entire Hexu!"
"Is it beautiful?"
"Of course! It's still very lively! You will never see it in other places!" "Little Worker" proudly played a trick, and said triumphantly: "You will know when you see it!"
So powerful?Song Yangle, who just slept across two Hongqiao bridges in a car today, feels that its appearance is not much different from human highways except for its transparency, material composition and passenger composition. "Okay, there is a chance."
"Don't 'have a chance'!" Hearing his politeness, the enthusiastic "little worker" was anxious, and shouted: "Although the center is not in our Chuyang District, the 'Flower of Hexu' is definitely the same as Huangquan Xiao in the underworld. It’s a scenic spot that you can’t miss when you pass by! You won’t lose money if you take a look!”
The kindness is hard to turn down, Song Yangle thought about it, and agreed: "Okay." In case I can't go back today.
The "little worker" said with satisfaction: "This is it! You are here, and you will definitely regret it if you don't take a look at the 'Flower of Hexu'! ——Especially standing on the Shanhai TV Tower, it feels very uncomfortable." Same!"
"..."
"There are more! We also have a lot of delicious food in Chuyang! Yangliu cake, hibiscus fruit, Hexu egg fried rice... Nah! Nah! Our Hexu egg fried rice is said to be a gluttonous food at the beginning of the founding of the capital. I personally improved it! Especially the store next to the Demon Management Bureau on the other side of Chuyang Square, they have enough materials!"
Taotie's modified egg fried rice?The taste is trustworthy, but the quantity will be sufficient... Under the influence of a certain dragon, Song Yangle has never tried it, so he nodded and agreed directly: "Okay, I will try it at noon."
"Haha I won't let you down!" "Little Worker" was full of confidence.
Afterwards, the "little worker" took stock of a lot of exclusive scenic spots or snacks in Chuyang District that even Mrs. Tu hadn't mentioned before he came here. His appearance was in stark contrast to the big driver, Ah Shi, who hadn't spoken since he started on the road.
Seeing that the TV tower, which was still far away before, is about to arrive amidst the chattering sounds of the "Little Workers", Song Yangle was quite curious about how the big and small ones with huge differences could be together, so during the rest of the "Little Workers", he interjected The sentence asked: "Are you and Ah Shi a partner?"
"Yes!"
"What are you in charge of?"
This question was a bit straightforward, but as he expected, the "little worker" was not angry at all, and explained energetically: "I am in charge of repairing Hot Wheels!"
Unexpectedly, the Hot Wheels, which are not considered small to human beings, are repaired by "little workers" the size of a thumb. Song Yangle praised: "You are amazing!"
"Little Worker" was full of air: "Of course! This Hot Wheels was researched by me and Ah Shi together!"
"what?!"
"He's in charge of drawing the blueprints, and I'm in charge of finding information to stabilize Hot Wheels' spirit fire! This Hot Wheels was built by the two of us, it's unique in the world!"
"..." Caught off guard, it's the big | guy.
Song Yangle, a practice scum who specializes in theory, suddenly knelt down, shaking his hands next to his ears, and the boss "Little Worker" almost fell off his ass, and shouted inexplicably:
"What happened to you!"
"I..." The middle floor of the Shanhai TV Tower seemed to be within reach. After arriving at the destination, Ah Shi began to land, and his vision became smaller as the altitude dropped. Song Yangle tactfully concealed: "I have a fear of landing."
"???" The "little worker" who had never heard of this symptom was at a loss, but this did not prevent him from immediately forgetting his pain, and asked with concern:
"Then are you okay! Otherwise, we will fall on the top floor next door and you will go down later..."
Song Yangle calmly moved the stone that almost hit his foot back to the original place: "No need, I can bear it."
The "little worker" who didn't know why: "Ah! Okay! Then you can't help but have to say it!"
"……it is good."
Fortunately, Song Yangle's "landing phobia" didn't really cause any serious consequences until Hot Wheels actually landed on the road of Shanhai TV station.
Before Ah Shi's big hand reached out to pick up Song Yangle, the "little worker" quickly said into the human ear: "Okay! Put me down! I wish you a happy day today!"
Song Yangle moved his unclosed fist, and after his ears felt itchy again, he spread his hands and put the "little worker" back into the neck of Ah Shi, only to see that the "little worker" seemed to be holding a long There was a very long thin line of something—he guessed it was a microphone or something.
The "little worker" is small, has short reflex nerves, and is very flexible in everything he does. He winds up the thread that is almost invisible to humans without looking closely, and puts away the microphone. When Ah Shi's big hand is placed on his shoulder , and waved his small hands vigorously at him, the round black spots and small eyes were bent into short lines.
Although he couldn't hear what the other party said, Song Yangle really didn't have to guess this time. He also waved his hand, said "goodbye", and walked up to the huge palm, and was carefully and slowly carried back to the ground by the big man Ah Shi .
Back on the ground, Song Yangle first turned around and paid on the phone. Ah Shi took out the phone, looked down, and showed him a bright smile: "Thank you."
Song Yangle waved his arms: "It should."
Seeing his movements, Ah Shi's gigantic but young face smiled even brighter. He pressed the "headphone" and pressed the blue cap with numbers on his head. He nodded and shook the building: "I wish you a happy day today. .”
Song Yangle nodded greatly, and said seriously: "Thank you, I will."
Ah Shi smiled, waved to him, channeled his spiritual power, the flames on the Hot Wheels blazed up, and the huge body of the "Little Worker" and "Earphones" rose up, turned around and flew into the blue sky.
sunny.
***
Song Yangle carried a bag on his back, put his hands in his pockets, raised his head and stood on the spot, looking at the shadows of the two children who carried him away in the air.
A passer-by "person" who passed behind him said with emotion: "That's great, it's Ah Shi and the others."
"Yes."
"Every time I see them, my bad mood disappears."
"Who says it's not? Even though he has that incurable disease, Ah Shi and the others are really optimistic."
"Hey, I hope this time Xuanmu's plan is successful, and I can really find a way to go to the heavens and cure Ah Shi's illness."
"This... Even if one leaf is really immortal, then the ones above are not even able to be snatched, right? It's the turn of Ah Shi and the others?"
"Hi! Did you forget? Ah Shi and his family are very rich, and Xuanmu is just..."
"—Excuse me, gentlemen, if you have nothing to do, please don't stay in front of the TV station, you have disturbed the signal reception."
Before Song Yangle was about to turn around, a male voice politely interrupted the topic of the two creatures in standard official language.
"...!" This voice!
The sound | color | was too familiar, Song Yangle turned his head suddenly, and a silver tabby cat, whose eyes were too familiar, was standing on the side of the road, with the corners of its mouth curled down, looking at the two behind him with cold yellow eyes. A humanoid with a rational and calm voice.
The thin man who was interrupted and the fat man around him flinched when they saw the tabby cat, but after that, the thin man seemed to remember something, and regardless of his companion's obstruction, he puffed out his chest and stammered, "You, You... who are you! You, your family runs the TV station, you are so lenient?!" After the first sentence, seeing that the other party didn't move, the courageous thin man said more and more smoothly: "We interrupted the signal reception Already?! What rumors have you heard? It’s been [-] years. Why do sand sculptures like you still believe that we interfere with the signal..."
"—Excuse me sir, can I have a word?"
The thin man, who was interrupted again, looked at the creature carrying a bag who turned around with a human look, and stared at him fiercely with his small dingy eyes: "Who are you?!"
"It doesn't matter who I am. The important thing is that I have always pursued knowledge. When I hear something I don't understand, it's like asking a few more questions." The human youth said politely: "Excuse me, please ask me Can I ask you two questions?"
Although the biological temperament in front of him is inexplicably similar to the cat on the other side, after all, the other party did not say anything irritating as soon as he came up, and the thin man who had no reason to attack had no choice but to say: "You ask."
"Do you know what bioelectricity is?"
"..." The thin man looked blank: "Bioelectricity? What?"
The human nodded: "Okay, I understand."
"...What do you understand??? I didn't say anything???"
However, the human youth seemed to have really learned something from his answer, and he didn't mean to answer his question at all. He asked himself: "Second question, do you know that radiation is harmful to living things?"
"That's for sure! Who doesn't know?!"
"Okay, since that's the case, you must know that the TV tower has radiation."
"Then, what's the matter?"
The human youth is serious: "Our TV towers are generally built in accordance with the "Environmental Radio Hygienic Standards". The classification of this set of standards is based on the lower threshold value of the potential adverse effects on the human body caused by the intensity of electromagnetic radiation and its frequency band characteristics. As a boundary, the allowable radiation intensity of environmental electromagnetic waves is divided into two levels. The first level is called the first-level safety zone, which refers to all groups of people (including infants, pregnant women and the elderly) who live, work, and live under the intensity of electromagnetic waves in the environment for a long time. infirm, infirm), areas subject to any detrimental effects..."
"Stop, stop, stop being such a bunch of delusional people!" The thin man, who was dazed by a bunch of professional terms, waved impatiently: "Can you speak well?!"
The interrupted human youth calmly said, "I mean, since TV towers with an average signal transmission range are built according to the radiation tolerance of human beings, then the mountain and sea TV towers are naturally built according to the general tolerance of non-human beings." Construction, but because the TV station’s signal transmission range covers the whole world, the radiation intensity will definitely increase on this basis. Generally speaking, after a long stay under the radiation of ordinary TV towers, you will feel irritable, dizzy, insomnia, memory loss and even gene mutations Ordinary humans will experience these symptoms at an accelerated rate under such strong radiation. I don’t know how the two people’s tolerance to radiation compares with ordinary humans, and whether similar symptoms will appear after a long time...Huh? Sir? What do you think? Are you sick?"
The fat man next to the thin man covered his drowsy head, panting, weak and panicked and grabbed his companion, his face pale: "I, let's go, I feel like I've been radiated..."
"Ah?!" The thin man was at a loss when he was pulled down by the fat man's companion. At the same time, he also felt a little dizzy, and he "thumped" in surprise and suspicion: Oops, he was also radiated!
The fat man was about to cry: "Hurry up, hurry up, the genetic mutation will happen later, I don't want to become a defective mouse and be sent to the experimental bench..."
"Then let's go, let's go!"
Hearing that his companions who were good before were so confused that they forgot that they had a human form now, and the skinny man who still felt that something was wrong didn't bother to think about it any longer. There was no time to close the beard, so he hurriedly turned around and ran away with his tail between his legs.
Song Yangle, who stayed where he was, looked far away: "...this mouse is really courageous."
"You are also very courageous." Shanhai Lianbo's veteran anchor Yinskin Tabby Cat Mao Huang said leisurely in standard official language: "The radiation is so strong, you, a human, dare to stand here for so long."
Song Yangle wiped the sweat from his forehead, turned his head, and said frankly: "That was all nonsense just now, it was actually heat stroke..."
The tabby cat wagged its tail, looked at him with pity with sensible eyes, and said nothing.
"..." Looking at the other party's meaningful eyes for two seconds, Song Yangle found that his head was starting to feel dizzy: the smile gradually disappeared.jpg
Then it went dark:
No way? !He still likes to be a normal person! ! !
……
Ten minutes later, the reception room of the news branch on the third floor of Shanhai TV Station.
Due to X heatstroke after wearing two pieces of clothes, Song Yangle, who finally came back to life in the air-conditioned room, held a wet towel in his left hand, sat upright on the sofa, and listened to the gurgling sound of the water dispenser when Mao Huang, who had turned into a human form, received the water , suddenly spread out his right hand with the palm facing up, and then looked up at the ceiling—unfortunately, it was empty, there was no water or fire as he imagined, and it was so clean that there was not even a spider's silk.
"..." Song Yangle gripped the towel tightly, turned to ask Mao Huang, who was walking over with two water glasses, in a suit and leather shoes, "Am I really not genetically mutated?"
Hearing the question again and again since the other party woke up 3 minutes ago, although I feel that the tone has changed from the previous panic to the present, it is a bit strange, but I thought I was joking and I had to explain it when I knelt down Mao Huang who went back couldn't take it anymore, and when the cup was put down, the expression on the always serious face on the TV was very helpless:
"No, no, no! Really not. What's the matter with you kid? Didn't you say that your human kids born in the 21st century are very receptive? And you were very eloquent in your nonsense before, how can you be a joke Do you mind so much?"
Who wouldn't mind the shattering of the dream of becoming a superpower through genetic mutations!
Song Yangle was not very happy, and lowered his head in a closed manner.
Mao Huang, a married tomcat who happens to have a bunch of kittens at home: "..." This expression is exactly the same as that of his cubs, but isn't it a good thing that the genes don't mutate?
Alas, I can't understand the human children of today.
The hundred-year-old cat sighed in his heart about the vicissitudes of time, but when he thought of the next arrangement, he also had a tolerant heart for the cubs, and sincerely apologized: "I'm sorry, it's uncle who is wrong, uncle shouldn't be with you. Just kidding. But we are going to do an interview soon, can you be more happy? Or tell your uncle what you want, as long as it is not too much, uncle will agree, okay?"
The child raised his head: "Are you agreeing to everything?"
"...?!" Mao Huang, who was originally just coaxing the bear boy: Is this going the wrong way?
Seeing the other party standing there without answering, the human immediately lowered his head again, as if he was about to close himself and go back.
"..." Mao Huang stopped and compromised: "Well, please tell me first?"
Song Yangle immediately raised his head, his eyes brightened, "Can you change into your original form for an interview?"
Mao Huang: "..."
Such a promising kid, why do you want to be a cat | idiot?
……
But since the interviewee has a request, and the request is not outrageous, not to mention that he made a promise earlier, it must be...
"No." Mao Huang was decisive.
Song Yangle: "...you agreed."
"This really doesn't work." Mao Huang said seriously: "Our interview is going to be recorded on video. Although it will not be officially broadcast now, we still need to keep a backup. Working hours as the official does not use a general image will have a great impact on the TV station. good."
"But you turned into your original form every day in Shanhai Lianbo."
"...that's different."
"What's the difference?"
"I don't have humans staring openly at me while I'm in the studio."
"...Okay." Song Yangle thought for a while, backed off a step, and his eyes brightened: "Then after the interview, can you change into your original form and touch it for me?"
Mao Huang: "... I think your kid's eyes don't want to be touched, maybe they want to play a game?"
Song Yangle: "..." Ahh, I was seen through.
Mao Huang sternly refused: "No."
Song Yangle: Don't say anything, the scene is autistic.
Mao Huang: "...You young man."
Song Yangle: If young people don't speak, they will be autistic.
"..." Mao Huang sighed heavily and took a sip of water: "All right, all right, let's talk after the interview."
Song Yangle, who had been cheated once, looked up: "Let's book a contract first?"
Mao Huang, who originally wanted to fool his own kitten, said, "..." Really clever?
Due to the insistence of the human youth, there will be other arrangements in the future. The Mao anchor who can’t consume energy has no choice but to use spiritual power to make a contract that is not fake-the tabby cat must be patted, and humans must be touched. The kind that is only allowed to touch the head.
I didn't expect that the "Anonymous" senior who interviewed me with a very different voice would be the anchor Mao who appeared every day on Shanhai Lianbo. Song Yangle, who had satisfied his basic demands, came back cautiously, looked at the clean and tidy modern reception room, and asked: "Are we interviewing here?"
"Yes." Mao Huang nodded, and looked at the clock on the wall: "But it won't start until the photographer arrives, there are still 2 minutes."
"Oh."
"Have you read the question I sent before? Do you need to review it again?"
Song Yangle recalled the manuscripts he had read on his mobile phone before, confirmed that the memory and answer information were clear, and shook his head.
"Okay, let's wait for the photographer for a while. You drink some water."
"I'm not thirsty."
"...Normal saline to restore your energy, kid, your face continues to be so pale. How do we do interviews——As a new generation representative of Shanhai Lianbo, you have to show some energy."
Song Yangle, who pretends to be affectionate: "...Oh."
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Please pretend nothing happened.
as well as:
The electromagnetic wave information in this article is quoted from Baidu, but in reality the buildings are strictly in accordance with the standards.Other overhead.
Adult Country: Bogu Mountain
Lilliputian: Jingren
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With billions of supplies stored up, I can win the apocalypse in a safe house
Chapter 317 17 hours ago -
Don't be afraid, handsome man, I will save your whole family with my melon-eating system
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