My protagonist attributes have been discovered

A week ago, on Wednesday, Song Yangle, as a delivery man, received the second Shanhai overseas delivery order in his career, set foot on the land of Zhongrong, and took the first full-angle fantasy journey in his life...

Miss Tu yawned.

Song Yangle: "..."

"Ah, I'm sorry, the main thing is that I know about it." Sister Tu rubbed her eyes and cheered up: "Can we get straight to the point?"

... Please give this normal review of the previous situation a little face, thank you.

Seeing the expressions of the two colleagues who were indifferent and only wanted to listen to the dry goods, Song Yangle was expressionless: "The main point is, on the way back, I found out that I was concealed by the owner of a public rental animal station in Zhongrong, which caused me to lose a lot of money." , I decided to teach that store a lesson, so I wrote a Zhongrong Travel Guide and submitted it to the official Weibo of Shanhai Lianbo. Because I just happened to meet the new generation support project held by their official Weibo this time, this article It was posted on Shanhai official Weibo on Monday of this week, and due to the good response, I received an invitation for this project this morning, and asked me to go to Hexu Mountain for an interview next Monday."

Although I wanted to hear the topic, I didn't expect to encounter such a dry and straightforward conversation between Sister Tu and Taifeng: "..." I lost my emotions for a moment.

Life, it is impossible to always have so many ups and downs.Song Yang Le thought: Therefore, since the submission of the manuscript, all the follow-up developments are expected, so it is better not to let everyone down.

Sister Tu withdrew her hand stretched out of the door, and flipped the melon seeds she received from someone on the counter, showing a thoughtful expression: "Then for this project, will the fare be paid by oneself, or will it be provided by the government?"

"... Take care of yourself."

"..." Sister Tu wrinkled her face, covered her melon seeds, and looked at Taifeng who was about to extend her little hand over, heartbroken: "Aren't you too stingy?!"

Song Yangle:? ? ?

Tai Feng, who was full of innocence written all over his face, stopped his hands and said awkwardly: "I don't know, I have been a waiter for almost ten years, and what they want to do has nothing to do with me..."

Sister Tu raised her face: "What's the focus of the Mountain and Sea broadcast tonight?"

Taifeng conditioned reflex: "The file handover problem of the newborn monster——"

Song Yangle and Taotie: "..." Can't you hide it to be distracted?

Facing the accusatory eyes turned by Taotie, who had always wandered far and wide, Tai Feng stopped his hands and scratched his ears after reacting, and smiled: "Well, I admit that I still have some relationship with them, but I'm not in charge of every project. The main news is okay, the newcomer plan is not very..." tactfully omitting the follow-up of "Don't Disturb Small Things", Jishen gave the three a look of helplessness.

Song Yangle: "..." I don't want to say anything, let's shut myself up first.

Seeing that Xiao Zai Zai was about to act autistic on the spot again, sister Tu glared at Tai Feng, and quickly diverted the other party's attention, the baby voice said sweetly: "Oh, don't listen to him, it's nothing to pay for yourself, you don't have to think about paying for yourself The reimbursement issue is too embarrassing to play around. Let me tell you, Hexu Mountain has many interesting places..."

Song Yangle interrupted her sullenly: "Sister Tu."

"what?"

"Stop talking like that." To save his life, Song Yangle considered for a long time: "It sounds a little...unaccustomed."

"...X, I'm still not used to listening to people's words, are you?" Sister Tu rolled her eyes, changed back to her familiar style and cursed, and asked again: "Then are you planning to spend the night there or will you be on the same day?" Come back? Did you ask for leave from Ying Long, that old dog X?"

"Try to be on the same day if you can; if you ask for leave, I'll go upstairs later."

"Oh." Sister Tu crossed her arms and thought for a while, and then offered a suggestion: "Actually, it's okay to stay there for one night. There are really many interesting places in Hexu Mountain. You can invite two more days, just one or two days It's just time, anyway..." He glanced at the stairs, but he didn't see anyone, "Anyway, that old dog X of Yinglong usually tries to deduct wages during working hours."

Listening to the low voice that seemed to turn into a whisper, Song Yangle: "..." Don't be so deceiving, everyone knows that I am the only one in the whole street who can't hear such a small voice, right?

However, he who wanted to remind him caught a glimpse of the books and homework that had been forgotten by Sister Tu under his arm, so he stopped talking.

Forget it, he and Tai Feng who touched a whole handful of melon seeds at some point and began to peel them looked at each other, and they both thought in unison: It's not easy to take a look at it, don't increase her brain capacity any more. Burdened.

Song Yangle stretched out his hand: "What's the taste of melon seeds?"

Taifeng spread out his palms: "Green tea."

"Is there no spiced one?"

Taifeng shook his head: "I don't know, anyway, I don't have any."

"Oh, then I'll find it myself." Song Yangle looked at the counter, but found that it was empty? ? ?

He paused, then turned his head, and sure enough, he saw the shadow named "Gao Tie" squatting in the corner licking his hands, and the corner of his mouth seemed to be crumbs that looked like melon seed shells.

"..." You devil, what have you done to melon seed shells!

Feeling genuinely horrified at Taotie's insane behavior of eating melon seeds without spitting out the skin, Song Yangle moved his knees, grabbed a small handful of melon seeds from the understanding Jishen, sat next to him and started nibbling, Solved two in two seconds.

Tai Feng was stunned by his speed: "Isn't it peeled?"

Song Yangle paused: "We all use nibbling here."

"...How did you do this?" Taifeng approached enthusiastically, holding his little hands and his eyes sparkled: "Just demonstrate again, and I'll help you apply for public funding."

Song Yangle: "..." So casual.

Am I that easy to buy|buy?He thought: As a good protagonist in the new era, of course I am responding to the call of society...to help others.Um.

Unscrupulous|fuck|losing his protagonist's burden for money, he began to seriously study the skills of cracking melon seeds with one person and one mind.

Behind the counter, Sister Tu finally finished talking dryly about the tourist spots she could remember, and suddenly remembered that she still didn't know which article Xiao Zai Zai wrote, so she raised her head and was about to ask a question. Seeing the appearance of two colleagues staring at a melon seed solemnly...

Sister Tu: "..." Although I don't know what you guys want to do, the level of sand sculpture in the picture is enough to stop me from looking outside the mirror.