My protagonist attributes have been discovered

After Sister Tu left, Song Yangle, who was helping to replace her, thought about it, found out that the information app had read all the receipts, and sent a message to the senior. After seeing that there was no one outside the shop, she glanced at the line chart in the stock market, and then exited Let's continue to finish what we didn't finish in the morning - the reading of the "Rumor" series.

In the absence of external interruptions, the "Rumor" series, which has only been updated with a total of six articles so far, is still easy to read. In 5 minutes, Song Yangle read all the way from "Cultivator ≠ God ≠ Immortal" at the beginning of Chapter [-] "Cultivator ≠ God ≠ Immortal", all the way to Chapter [-] "Devil destroys life? "The penultimate sentence of "The heart demon is just a bottleneck in cultivation, intermittent|sex|split personality that appears in a short period of time, I hope everyone believes in science, don't believe in rumors, deliberately demon|demonize this bottleneck; if you really encounter Here, I suggest that everyone relax their minds, earn more money, see famous mountains and rivers, and broaden their minds, maybe one day it will be fine." After a short pause, I looked at the relevant comments of this sentence:

"Ah Hui Hui, did you sleep well today: the class representative came to highlight the key points for everyone - 'earn more money'."

"Whatever: Upstairs Xiu'er."

"Beep beep beep beep: 喰*you guys."

"..."

Sure enough, in order to attract readers' attention, an article must also add some controversial points.Song Yangle finished thinking about it, and thought deeply: I have learned it.

However, the official is the official after all. Although he made a joke of "why not eat minced meat", the last sentence that followed quickly corrected his values: "Of course, if you really encounter a situation that you cannot solve, please promptly Call any official special consulting agency in the Three Realms, our staff is willing to help you solve problems at any time, and there are also kind-hearted single ladies/brothers in there~”

Looking at the consecutive rows of high praise blind date contact numbers below, Song Yangle: "..." Seriously?Since you can't solve it by yourself, under normal circumstances, you usually use force, right?

Commenting again on the single ratio of his peers in the comprehension world, he was silent for a moment. He left this article after being persuaded to quit cultivating immortals every day, swiped the page, read a lot of official Weibo articles all afternoon, and memorized a few After writing a note, the employee meal came calmly.

When I came back to my senses, the warm aroma had risen into the fireworks of the whole street.

Tai Feng took off his little apron, and sat at the dining table scratching his head while flipping through the daily newspapers he found somewhere; Tao Tie came out of the kitchen with a dinner plate that seemed a little bigger; Walking down the stairs unhurriedly, he glanced lazily at the person in front of him. The helpless but edible little pity paused for a while, slumped his shoulders in frustration, and walked back with tears...

"..." Seeing this scene, Song Yangle, who was going to take a lazy trip in the name of the front desk, recalled the past in an instant, and thought with his tingling scalp: It's better to go get the food by himself to be safe|safer.

He straightened the hat behind him, honestly put away his notes, went out from the front desk, entered the kitchen first, and took out his own plate and put it on the table. He looked at him with starry eyes.

Song Yangle: "..." I don't understand, and I don't want to understand, thank you.

--1 minutes later.

Tai Feng put down the newspaper, looked around, looked at the only vacant side of the four-person table, and then looked at Ying Long who was lazily extending his chopsticks to the noodle bowl, scratched his cheeks, and was about to stand up.

However, the chopstick|inserted|into the noodle bowl, rolled halfway, the other party suddenly stopped, and said lazily: "There is no water, I don't want to eat."

"???" Taifeng looked at the boss inexplicably, and was about to ask "Is there any noodle soup?" when he heard a dull sound of a chair rubbing against the floor, the human employee stood up and took the other person expressionlessly. The ceramic water cup at hand, went to the water dispenser to get water, and went to the kitchen to put salt.

"..." I'm so full.

Taifeng glanced at the backs of the human employees, at the boss who seemed to have suddenly stepped up to a new level of laziness, and at the gluttony who hadn't bitten the plate, thinking: Why am I the one who didn't eat anything? What about the one who feels overwhelmed?