My protagonist attributes have been discovered

Why can everyone have similar faces, but the other party can be so beautiful?Looking at the two underworld species who started flirting and cursing again as if no one else was around, mother-fetal single 22-year-old first love is still an annoying, miserly old dragon, a weak chicken human Song Yang Le thought: obviously the only pure human among non-humans , I should be the well-deserved protagonist.

Also stimulated by this kind of hot-eyed picture, sister Tu, who is now a single dog, also closed the book, brought two glasses of drinks and pushed one to him.

"Thank you." After thanking him politely, in order to calm down his negative emotions, Song Yangle picked up the cup and took a big sip without thinking much...

In an instant, sourness and coldness spread in his mouth. He lowered his head and saw three whole slices of limes and a pile of ice cubes soaked in water in a cup that was barely enough for him to hold. His frozen face turned to Sister Tu— — At the same time, Sister Yu turned to face him. The exquisite and majestic facial features were so sour that they were completely wrinkled together. Every curve was exactly the same as the wrinkles on the lid of a lemon. With a sound, he slowly swallowed the heated water down the throat without expression.

Sister Tu, who was so soured by the unexpected lemonade and urgently needed normal water, opened her eyes and saw his calm facial expression. She quickly turned over the empty glass on the table and beckoned him to pour some for herself. sour".

Glancing at the lemon in her cup that was one slice less than her own, Song Yangle poured in a mouthful of it without the slightest hesitation, and watched Sister Tu pick up the cup...

"—Speaking of which, after so many years, you really haven't changed at all, Ah Ruo."

Xuan Wei, who was sitting opposite, suddenly took time out from the "whisper" game with the female ghost lady, and turned to say something to sister Tu.

Sister Tu held the cup tightly and removed it from her mouth. Gao Leng said, "Please call me Tu Ruo. We don't know each other that well, thank you."

...not that familiar. How many times have you dismantled him?Seeing the cup to put away or not, Song Yangle, who had nothing to do with himself, thought: I don't understand very well.

Unexpectedly, Xuan Wei raised his eyebrows and said, "Why don't we know each other that well?" Then he looked at him: "After all, you are my eldest father's employee and my second father's colleague."

"???" So the question is back?

Stared at by the surprised eyes of the female ghost lady, the too fast brain circuit immediately thought of who the "big daddy" the other party was talking about. In addition to one more doubt, Song Yangle suppressed the heat on the base of his ears and calmed down. Said: "We have already explained this matter before, please don't continue to talk nonsense. First, my ancestors are not necessarily older than you for eighteen generations; second, I am very sexually inclined. I am a Pure curvy man thank you."

Xuan Wei shrugged: "But does it have anything to do with you being my second father?"

"... Neither I nor my future partner may have the ability to conceive new life."

"So I decided to recognize you as the god|dad, the second god|dad."

"...Just because we look a little alike?"

"Otherwise?" Xuanwei nodded his head as a matter of course, raised peach blossom eyes and said arrogantly: "There are not many people who look like me in the three realms." After finishing speaking, he turned his head and asked the girl in his arms Miss Ghost: "Is that right, baby?"

The female ghost lady nodded shyly.

...Song Yangle's mood suddenly became a little complicated: careless or not, when did this cheap son move closer to his young lady again?Obviously just kept at least one punch away?

I need to observe and reflect.Thinking of Boss Ying who was upstairs sleeping or doing something else, he pondered.

But he didn't think about it for a few seconds, and the neglected sister Tu put the cup on the table unhappily, and the baby voice brought back the topic sarcastically: "I didn't see it, I haven't seen you for more than ten years, I haven't changed, but you have changed again Quite a few."

Xuan Wei smiled casually: "Didn't you stay abroad for a few days recently, there will always be some changes-and, didn't you say that we don't know each other well? Maybe it's good to just get to know each other again?"

Sister Tu who slapped herself on the spot: "..."

Facing the disastrous defeat of a relatively familiar colleague, Song Yangle couldn't bear to watch. Seeing Sister Tu's face flushed from holding back and... the female ghost lady opposite him began to look a little weird again, he straightened his back, and naturally inserted | into the topic: "Then let's get to know each other again."

Sister Tu turned her head, and before she had time to grieve and be indignant at Xiao Zaizai's "betrayal", she heard the human Xiao Zai Zai introduce her to Xuan Wei calmly:

"Come on, since you recognize me as your father, then this is your aunt, please call me 'Auntie' first."

Xuan Wei: "..."

Shanhai Lianbo's report on Satan's visit to Zhongrong ended, and with the voice of Mao Huang's anchor interjecting|broadcasting a few unimportant international text messages, I saw the peachy eyes of the underworld boss who had been maneuvering between the two women at last. , Song Yangle felt that even the lemonade he drank before became less sour due to various chemical effects.

Ok.