My protagonist attributes have been discovered

I knew this day would come.

Song Yangle stared at this order from "Bi Fang", with a deep and calm heart: After all, like me, I was born with the ability to see ghosts, and I have fought wits and courage with ghosts for many years. The Taoist bald donkey who knows gold and jade has been wasted for many years, and the genius with ill-fated life will eventually have such a day.

——As a child of destiny, today will be the beginning of my legendary life.

From now on, he will... After a pause, he continued to think deeply: Hmm... It is said that Bi Fang can control the fire, maybe after delivering this takeaway, he will never be afraid of walking at night again... …

……Bar?

——Song Yangle, male, 22 years old, a senior ghost person, who was rejected by various (?) masters for many years because he was "not suitable for a certain way" when he was young. It's not that easy to believe after all.

Moreover, having said that, Bi Fang's fire control skills seem to be a natural talent... He is a little sober.

"Are you really alright?" Tai Feng looked at his fickle expression, feeling uneasy.

He paused, looked at the other party, and said, "It's something."

Tai Feng met his eyes and was shocked by the seriousness in his eyes. He couldn't help but put down his ear scratching hands: "Uh...you say?"

"Excuse me, are you the auspicious god Taifeng in "Shan Hai Jing"?"

Oh, this one.Tai Feng, who had never thought of concealing it at all, breathed a sigh of relief and admitted without any psychological burden: "Yeah."

"..." A little bland, huh?

After a pause of two seconds, Song Yangle recounted the description he had learned for a second confirmation: "In the "Shan Hai Jing" it looks like a human and has a tiger tail, so it is good to live in the sun of Qiao (Wo) Mountain, and there is light in and out... Heaven and Earth Qi'?"

Tai Feng nodded: "It's me."

Now there is doubt.Song Yangle thought for a while, then asked calmly: "Then why was it neither windy nor rainy when you came out to call me just now?"

——"You are not as well-known as I thought."

Facing the human youth who had this subtext written all over his face, Taifeng: "..."

"I didn't walk out of the door just now." He couldn't help but argue for himself, "Besides, the continuous wind and rain in some areas will attract the Meteorological Bureau."

Makes sense.Song Yangle thought about it and agreed with this logic.

Then contact the previous red envelope - it seems that this should be a real auspicious god.

Having reached this conclusion, he straightened his back and looked directly into the other person's eyes seriously: "I understand."

Taifeng: "...??? What?" What do you understand?

"So, Lord Jishen, you really saw my potential to cultivate immortals, and you couldn't bear to bury such a good spiritual root of me, so you came to our school to recruit, right?"

Taifeng's head was in a daze, and the little hands holding his ears stopped at a loss, and subconsciously yelled a monkey: "Squeak???!"

Seeing his expression, Song Yangle paused: "...Isn't it?"

Although the other party's expression didn't change, Taifeng still felt that the human being who was facing him was not very emotional, so he panicked to make up for it—but first: "Uh...what is a spiritual root?"

Song Yangle thought for a while: "What about the potential for cultivating immortals?"

"Uh, um..." Taifeng scratched his ears and shook his head: "I can't see it - I'm not human after all, why don't you ask you human cultivators later?"

"..." Well, it seems that my chance to become a fairy is not here.

Song Yangle, who had been rejected from cultivating immortals for many years, had a steady and calm mind, obeyed the other party's advice, fell silent for a while, and asked, "Since it's not because of this, may I ask why your store recruited me, an ordinary person, as a delivery boy? "

"Uh," Tai Feng scratched his cheek, "Because you are the only one who submitted your resume."

Song Yangle did not give up: "...There is no other reason?"

"Maybe." Taifeng thought for a while, and replied, "You are the only C college student who can see us and is willing to submit a resume."

"..."

He refused to give up, and continued to ask: "Then why are you looking for humans to deliver food? Do you still have to go to University C?"

Tai Feng pondered: "Hmm..."

——He paused, there was indeed something inside!Song Yang thought happily.

Tai Feng asked him: "Do you really want to listen to the truth?"

"Ah."

"Uh." Taifeng scratched his ears: "Actually, there is no special reason..."

"It's mainly a question of cultural level." He pointed to the takeaway system on the computer: "You have also seen the latest system in our store. People who don't know English at all can't use it. But in our store Except for me and the boss, the other two employees really don’t know anything about English, and the front desk also took a whole morning off because they were too tired to learn English.”

"……again?"

Taifeng let out an "uh" and smiled awkwardly.

Song Yangle: ...Understood.

He motioned for the other party to continue.

Taifeng showed a sad face: "And external employment, let alone. Nowadays, little monsters either use apps all day or only know how to transform their heads. To be honest, their cultural level may not even be as good as our chefs— — But you ordinary human beings are different, especially your C major, at least you have passed CET-[-], and if you have an accident when you go to deliver food, you will be compensated by accident insurance, not to mention the body composition of your human beings in recent years It’s messy, has no aura, and doesn’t have much meat, so it’s not easy to be seen as extra food, and the risk of delivering food to your door is much lower than that of pure ghosts and monsters..."

Song Yangle stretched out his hand to stop him expressionlessly: "—Okay, that's enough, I understand."

"Oh." Taifeng stopped obediently.

This reason is not a protagonist at all, it is too realistic and unacceptable.

Song Yangle thought calmly: I have to pretend that I have never heard this passage.

So he naturally pretended that nothing had happened, pointing to the computer: "The takeaway order is here."

"Yeah?" Taifeng poked his head over and saw the order above, with a look of surprise: "Is there really someone who placed an order?"

"...What do you mean?" Is it strange?

"Oh," Taifeng stared at the screen and scratched the side of his face: "Our company has just opened this business, and the system is quite special. I didn't expect that someone would place an order so soon..."

I always feel that this sentence is full of loopholes.Song Yangle thought so in his heart, but before he could ask, Taifeng pointed to the small box that kept flashing at the bottom of the screen to prompt: "Huh? There's news."

Hearing this, Song Yangle dragged the mouse, pressed the right button, and the scarlet letter popped up on the computer|exploded|cracked——

"Is anyone there?! It's almost 10 minutes! Come and take the order!"

"What happened to your restaurant?! Why is there no movement?!"

"＊＊You guys!＊＊Glutton!"

“SBSBSBSB Gluttonous!!!”

"..."

After reading the following series of insults against Taotie's real name, Song Yangle and Taifeng thought in unison:

But what did Taotie do wrong?