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"Hey."

Just when he was about to close his eyes as if he didn't know what to do, the seat under him suddenly sank, and a tall humanoid figure who was not light in weight sat next to him and called out to him.

Song Yangle opened his eyes——

Muscles, perms, nose rings, earrings, jumpers, sweatpants, old sneakers.According to the aesthetics of ordinary human beings, there is nothing wrong with dressing up in a non-mainstream way.

Very classic cannon fodder appearance.

In his mind, he marked the iron nose ring that pierced the nasal cartilage, which was too plain to fit with other external decorations. He looked into the other's eyes and held the incubator straight.

The big man's eyes followed the incubator as expected, and then moved back quickly, with the corners of his mouth raised slantingly: "Are you the new human deliveryman from Shanhaidian?"

"..." Low-level cannon fodder lines.Bad review.After thinking about these two sentences, Song Yangle looked at each other for a moment, then sat up straight.

It looks a little serious.The unexpected and sudden action of this human made the big man's heart tremble, and his body, which had leaned a little earlier, subconsciously leaned back. In order to maintain balance, his butt moved back a little unconsciously.

"..."

Song Yangle pretended that he didn't see the point where the other party retreated unconsciously, and didn't intentionally continue to move towards the other party to test the bottom line, but met the other party's eyes under the gazes of the crowd gathering intentionally or unintentionally, expressionless but serious "I said no, would you believe me?"

He spoke so sincerely, as if it was true... No!For a moment, the overly serious expression of the other party made the big man who was involved in this kind of thing a little dazed for the first time; but in the next second, his eyes touched the incubator with a clear logo in the lower right corner of the other party's arms, The trance mind instantly sobered up.

The big man who woke up couldn't help being annoyed by his credulity just a second ago, his eyes widened and he said angrily: "Of course I don't believe it! You're carrying the takeaway box from Shanhai Hotel! Still trying to lie to me? Do you think I'm a fool?!"

Swallowing the word "um" that came naturally from his heart, Song Yangle seriously shook his head and said, "I didn't intend to lie to you. So didn't I lie to you to say 'no' when I didn't intend to lie to you?"

"..." This sentence is a bit convoluted. The big man who is not a human being himself and whose IQ is not too high was dizzy for a while when he was surrounded by "yes" or "no" and a few "no", and he reacted for a while Only then did I slowly sort out the order, but I still didn't figure out the specific meaning... Never mind!Anyway, in fact he is!

He shook his head violently. Although he didn't think about anything, the big man who intuitively felt that he was being laughed at became angry from embarrassment: "I know you are! And you are the only one who enters the subway today with a sense of humanity!"

It's also hard work. You have waited for me for a day... No, it may be more than a day.Thinking that I joined the job the day before yesterday, probably the whole day yesterday must be added to the waiting time of the other party, well, it is really not easy to do anything these days.

Song Yangle thought for a while and admitted: "Well, I am. Then what can I do for you?"

"I--"

"Ding——Shanhai Bank reminds you that Zhongshan Station is here..."

Even though the big man hadn't finished speaking, Song Yangle still stretched out his hand to make a pause gesture, and said politely: "Can you wait a moment, please? I'll make preparations."

The interrupted big man was a little dazed, but human beings are so polite, he subconsciously agreed: "Ah? Oh, oh, you can change..."

"Thank you."

After expressing his gratitude, Song Yangle quickly took out the ice bag separated next to the warm baby from the first floor of the incubator and held it in his hand during the subway broadcast "Please passengers reduce the cold-proof items reasonably..." The moment the car door opened, an ice pack was stuck to his forehead.

The heat is coming, and the coolness is not diminished.A little cool.

Feeling the sweat next to him, he turned his head and saw the big man who was sweating even on his nose. He paused, and asked empathetically while keeping the ice pack firmly on his forehead:

"Do you need it?"

"Om—" Because there was no one going up and down, and for the sake of the comfort of the passengers, the subway doors were quickly closed in a very humane manner, and the temperature in the carriage dropped rapidly.

"..." Wiping the sweat that hadn't had time to condense on his face, watching the other party slowly put the ice pack back into the incubator, the big man felt an indescribable exhaustion, but because the other party was out Yu Haoxin had no choice but to reply wearily: "No need."

"Oh." After closing the incubator and being quiet for a while, Song Yangle turned his head: "By the way, what did you say you wanted to find me for?"

"Oh," being reminded of the key question, the big man who hadn't adapted to it due to the large temperature difference cheered up again, but without the blessing of anger just now, his tone became a little flat: "I came to grab j ..."

etc!Halfway through the speech, the big man suddenly became sober, and realized that his purpose seemed to be unable to be announced!As soon as his mind turned, his tongue immediately changed to: "... grab, grab, force, wall...!"

Finally finding the word "suitable", the big man immediately said: "Yes! I'm here to decorate the walls for people!"

"..." Can this really be considered an "IQ deficiency"?Silently looking at the big man who ignored the word "find me" and brought nothing but the other party himself, Song Yangle found that some of the eyes looking at him seemed to turn away because they couldn't bear to look directly.

He thought about it, and thought that according to this situation, instead of exposing the big man, it would be better to continue chatting with him, so he asked, "Are you alone?"

Can't expose the boss!When encountering such expected problems, the big man behaved much better, and said calmly, "Yes."

…Do you know that being so nervous before but suddenly becoming so frank suddenly is actually very suspicious?Song Yang paused, thinking: Oh, maybe he really doesn't know.

That is at least one more.Group|group|do|case.

"Then where are you going to decorate?"

"..." Oops, originally I was only going to ask the other party where he was going and then follow the answer and go the same way, but now he was asked about the destination first.Cold sweat poured down like rain, the big man tried his best to use the highest intelligence in his life to start a violent brainstorming, fortunately, he finally figured it out!

He stammered and asked, "You, what about you?"

Song Yangle said calmly: "Oh, I'm going to Dahuang East Station. How about you?"

Great Wild East?Doesn't that mean that as soon as you leave the subway station, you have to enter the ship station again and have security? !The big man was a little confused, and asked subconsciously: "Then why don't you go out?"

"No. Isn't Zhongrong's place under martial law these two days? The guest said he was too lazy to bother, so he sent his secretary to get it... What about you?"

He spoke very naturally, and the ordinary tone in his tone is easy to be convinced involuntarily; what's more, in the past two days, it is strictly forbidden for cultivators and monsters who have no proof of entry and exit to enter and exit. , the big man and many monsters and monks who pricked up their ears immediately believed it, and then felt annoyed—squatting for two days in vain!Returning in vain again!

Among them, the big man was the most uncomfortable one, because not only did he have to face the fact that he was starving because he couldn't grab anything today, but he also had to face the non-stop questioning of the human being accosted by him!

"What about you? Where are you going?"

"...Shizhe Mountain." There are not many familiar places in memory, and after holding back for a long time, the big man finally came up with a place name.

"Oh, is that the mountain where Meng Ji lives?"

He replied sullenly; "...Meng Ji has not lived there for a long time."

"Really? Where does he live now?"

He couldn't help but sit up straight: "X|Emotion|Bureau staff building."

"It's really amazing." Song Yangle smiled: "The people who work in the X | Intelligence | Bureau are all elites selected by the country, right?"

"Of course." Speaking of the achievements of his old friend, the big man couldn't help puffing out his chest, and said proudly for the other party: "Don't say that he is on your human side, even in the mountain and sea world, he is also one of the best divers here. Fu master, the elite of the elite."

"Wow, you should be busy usually, right?"

The big man nodded: "Yes, he has to do a lot of things every day, and sometimes he has to go abroad for business trips!"

Song Yangle is really a little curious now: "Since he is so busy, how did you know each other?"

"Us? We knew each other a long time ago." Perhaps because this is a good memory, and it has not been asked for a long time, the scene where Song Yangle was preparing the topic hit the rocks did not appear at this time, even unexpectedly Other than that, the big man showed a look of reminiscence on his face:

"If you want to say the earliest words, it was probably hundreds of years ago..."

300 years ago, due to the sudden rebellion of the Sanmiao Kingdom in the wild north of the mountain and sea world, it violated the oath made by the mountain and sea world to "not intervene in the affairs of the ordinary human world", which aroused the anger of the heavenly dao, and the aura has since declined. Movements are frequent, climate changes are huge, starvation is everywhere, and millions of corpses lie dead.

For food and aura, many divine beasts and fierce beasts in the mountain and sea world who were originally scattered and independent had to leave their hometowns and wander to other places to survive.At that time, Meng Ji was one of them.

Since he has no special supernatural powers, Meng Ji has no believers, and cannot absorb the power of faith like some divine beasts, so he can only survive by eating and absorbing the reduced aura.But in the world of mountains and seas and the world of self-cultivation, there are more powerful monks or gods and ghosts than him. He is also an ancient fierce beast. He has his own dignity and is unwilling to be reduced to a mount and be driven by others; When the number drops sharply, they cannot prey on humans who are favored by heaven, so even in a wandering life, Meng Ji is often hungry and full.

Jing | Jing met him at this time: it was a very cold day, and there was a cloud of white lying in the melted snow outside the cowshed, if the other party hadn't been hiding for too long to avoid his human master , so cold, so hungry that he passed out, and didn't wake up when the snow melted. The spirit who was buried in ambush must not even know how he died.

Jing|Jing sighed: "...he is really powerful."

"..." Be more sober, the other party seems to be trying to eat you, huh?

Jing|Jing really doesn’t think there’s anything wrong—although I’m a herbivore, the other party really wanted to eat me based on Meng Ji’s recipe, but in the end I saved the other party and became good friends with the other party Isn't this a good thing, my friend?

The appearance is similar to that of a cow, and there is a similar kindness in the character. Wen Dun's essence|essence is very willing to recognize the excellence of friends.

Seeing the other party talking about friends, he finally echoed Wen Dun's smile with his simple and honest face and simple nose ring, Song Yang paused for a moment, but finally did not ask, "You two have such a good relationship, why are you here again?" ?”

It's just a stranger, there's no need to pay too much attention to it...

"Ding——Shanhai Bank reminds you that the third station of Wangchuan is here, and the door on the right side of the train is about to open. Passengers, please add appropriate cold-proof items..."

Taking out the warm baby in the incubator, Song Yangle held it in his hands. Although it had no effect on the coldness of the frozen spirit outside the carriage, it was better than nothing... Just as he was thinking, the big stupid man next to him leaned over, and naturally He grabbed the crispy human being.

"..."

Hey, face value warning.Although I'm crooked, but as the protagonist, I won't engage in CP with ugly people.Song Yangle, who was embraced, was thinking expressionlessly, but he didn't push away the warm arm on the back of his neck.

It wasn't until the car door was closed again that the big man withdrew his hand, sat back in his seat and muttered in a low voice: "I really don't know why Shanhai Hotel recruits a human being, human beings are so fragile..."

Even if I have no supernatural powers, I am not actually deaf.Putting the warm baby back in the incubator, Song Yangle finished thinking about this sentence, and turned his head expressionlessly:

"Hey."

Jing|Jing| who was suddenly called by him looked up blankly: "Huh?"

"Do you know Taotie?"

The author has something to say: Note:

Jingjing: A mythical animal shaped like a cow.

Meng Ji: A mythical beast like a leopard.

Stone Mountain: The place where Meng Ji lived.

—— "Shan Hai Jing"