My protagonist attributes have been discovered

However, the facts have proved that the fantasy journey is not something that a weak ordinary human protagonist can start at any time with a baby warmer and an ice pack.

"……What's this?"

Standing in front of the stall named "Shanhai Grocery Store" next to the Shanhai bus stop, Song Yangle picked up the blue plastic handle thrown by the boss on the stall and took out two long strips of orange V-shaped rubber, and pressed it. Press the "ON" button on the handle, and the handle vibrate|vibrates immediately, and the small V-shaped rubber tip on it stretches a bit, exposing the slender alloy|stick|stick body.

"Three-year warranty, free car charger, large-capacity lithium battery, dual LED lighting, expandable|retractable, waterproof, fireproof, and lightning-proof super new Dr. Pig electric pig chaser!"

The middle-aged owner of Mediterranean Sea enthusiastically sold it: "With this, whether it is windy or rainy, whether it is farming or cultivating immortals, your life of driving pigs will no longer be difficult!"

"..."

"No 388! No 288! Just 188! 188 can be taken home!"

Song Yangle thought calmly: Yes, jump directly from fantasy to farming. This style of painting spans such a wide range. If there is an author, it seems that the author is really ready to die on the street.

He nodded politely to the boss, looked at Sister Tu who was smoking beside him, pondered for a moment, turned around, and expressed his opinion: "I think the vibration|vibration|strength|intensity might be a little..."

"No problem!" The boss next to him pricked up his ears and said hastily: "Big shock|vibration means more power, and more power means more power—isn't your destination moderate? Believe me, this is definitely our shop. This is the most suitable one for a trip to Zhongrong!”

He fell into thinking: "In 'your' shop..."

Hearing that he specially emphasized the word "you" and understood his implication, the boss couldn't take it anymore, blowing his beard and staring at him and said: "What do you mean?! Let me tell you! Although there are indeed supermarkets over there, but Compared with our house, they are definitely super-expensive!"

After pressing the "OFF" button whose characters were almost blurred, the handle shook again, and the alloy rod retracted. He continued to think and pondered: "But I personally think that the quality may still be better than the price..."

"Hey, hey, hey! It's okay, it's cheaper for you!" The boss stretched out a hand, firmly: "One hundred and fifty! No less! This is our purchase price!"

With the marked "OFF" button facing out of the palm, he said lightly, "I think, for business, maybe the second-hand price still has to be..."

"—Little brother, one hundred is the lowest, no less, and the small shop also needs to eat."

Therefore, one person and one monster pay money with one hand and deliver goods with one hand, which is a tacit understanding.

Sister Tu who had just spit out the first smoke ring before she had time to end: "..."

She looked at the smiling boss who got the money, and then at the normal-looking human youth. She didn't know if she should remind the former person who "has to pay every penny" to set up an early warning, or should she ask the human for bargaining first. Skill.

Standing at the intersection of Husheng, she fell into confusion—fortunately, she was not the only one who was confused:

"Are you crazy, Old Li?! The price of your pig-hunting auction was more than 200!" The owner of the fruit shop frantically transmitted his voice through the air.

"Young birthday! Pixiu has changed sex! Great news from the Three Realms!" The proprietress of the newsstand followed the browser of the times in surprise.

"Actually, I think it's okay, that pig-driving shoot has been rented out more than once..." the girl from the milk tea shop said with a lack of confidence.

"..."

There were other voices of conversation mixed in one after another. Sister Tu slowly regained her sanity, thinking: Even if I am crazy today, it seems that I am not the only one who is crazy.

However, what surprised them even more was yet to come.

For thousands of years, even the hair on his legs has been treasured, and the reputation of miserliness has spread among ordinary humans. After getting the money, he took the initiative to take out a tattered booklet from the bottom of the booth and handed it to him. This human being "generously" said:

"Little brother, I see that you are my favorite. The original price of this book is 880. I will only charge you [-] yuan today. Don't miss this opportunity, don't miss it!"

This booklet is usually in the hands of the other party, even if it is rented out once, it will cost 88 yuan. Even Sister Tu feels that this is a big concession.

However, Song Yangle who "knows nothing" just asked plainly and reservedly: "Can I take a look first?"

Boss Pixiu rarely decides to be a kind monster, a little meaty man who attracts wealth and wealth: "Yes, but you can't look too closely!"

"Okay." The ordinary-looking and even unreliable human youth replied politely.

So no matter whether it was Miss Tu who was already a little out of her mind in the morning, the grocery store owner Pixiu who was in a good mood but her miserly nature remained unchanged, or other gods and monsters who had been secretly peeking at the situation here, they all looked at each other. He casually flipped through "One Hundred and Eight Postures of Beast Control" from beginning to end, then handed it back to Pixiu, and smiled: "Thank you, boss."

Pixiu stretched out his hand and said, "You're welcome, as long as [-] yuan is enough..."

Song Yangle still smiled: "We won't buy this book."

"..."

Dead silence.

Absolute silence.

After a moment of dead silence, an unprecedented chirping sound broke out in the air:

"What happened just now? Isn't he an ordinary human?!"

"Did I hear it wrong or did he really only read it once?!"

"Does this human being want to rush to the streets? He is engaged in Pixiu?!"

"Just pay attention to what the young man said, Pixiu can hear you!"

"..."

"Weng Bu Bu Bu Bu Bu Bu buzzing", sister Tu took a puff of cigarette, exhaled a smoke ring, looked at Song Yang Le who was calmly looking at Pai Yao, and thought: You are just relying on other people's cubs to not hear you.

Hmm... However, after going through the price bargain just now, she suddenly felt that the title "Xiao Zai Zai" seemed a little bit out of harmony.

Should it be changed to "big cub"?

"..." Followed his own Mediterranean Sea, Boss Pixiu put down his hands and said calmly: "Little brother, you still need to show some loyalty when you walk in the rivers and lakes."

Song Yangle smiled, and said: "I remember, Brown Bear Country also published a book in [-]XX, called Brown x..."

"—Walking Jiang Fu, the most important thing is loyalty." The boss interrupted the word "bear" he was about to say, and looked at the situation indifferently: "As for me, the most important thing is loyalty. I see you are pleasing to the eye. , Hey! I won’t charge you any more! Let’s see what else you want to buy?”

Song Yangle looked at Sister Tu.

Breathing out a cloud of smoke, Sister Tu looked at the many "planned necessities" on the booth, then at him, finally shook her head, and said:

"Nothing."

It was me who underestimated humans.She thought, when Ying Long and the others came back, she would call the senior the human youth mentioned.

——Even Pixiu can capsize a boat, learning is like sailing against the current.

Having said that, why is Pixiu so talkative in the first place?

Leaving the booth on foot, Sister Tu heard the dead house at the end of the street in Shanhai Trading Supermarket asking her heart, and Pixiu said via voice transmission:

"You don't understand, nostalgia!"

... That's right, Sister Tu remembered in a trance that Pixiu stayed in the south for the longest time before being thrown back here by Ying Long and the others, and even brought all the wealth of ordinary humans to a small town that specializes in wholesale small commodities .

However, she looked at the human youth who had never met Pixiu before, and couldn't figure it out: How did Da Zai Zai guess it?

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Parallel time and space.