My protagonist attributes have been discovered

On the penultimate day of Ching Ming Festival, and Song Yangle's third day of work at Shanhai Hotel, the boss who disappeared and Taifeng who asked for leave have not yet returned, but at noon there are guests coming in and out one after another, and business is not as cold as yesterday.

Most of the guests who came back for dinner took their time very tight, packed a lot, and some of them seemed to be more leisurely and busy with things-tomorrow is the official Qingming, and the ghost gate of the underworld will check according to the household|account|census|census of the human world. Several channels are opened as appropriate to allow some ghosts who have passed the review in all aspects including their psychological state to go home and have a simple reunion with their family members in Yangjian; Social|social ghosts) take the opportunity to fish in troubled waters, the secret|secret|departments of the underworld, the mountain and sea world, the realm of comprehension and even ordinary human beings will deploy [-]% of their power at this time to supervise|supervise|supervise|guard|guard|guard|inspect and inspect. Work.

Among them, the world of comprehension is quite special. Except for some monsters from the Demon Management Bureau, most of them are from Taoist temples. Although the disciples and grandchildren are not very up-to-date, everyone still has to go back for the sake of their retreat in case their career fails. Make a face for them, help draw lots, do fortune-telling, and give back to the believers.

As one of the former ordinary people with yin and yang eyes, Song Yangle was not very clear about the actions of the former such as Shanhaijie before, but he still understood the latter - when he was thirteen or fourteen years old, he really had serious Immortal cultivation is what I pursue as my life goal.

"Why didn't you continue to pursue it later?" Since Taifeng was not around, he helped carry the dishes and got acquainted with this new human delivery man. Zhang Ling, who was still relatively leisurely, couldn't help asking curiously.

There were no new guests, and Song Yangle, the temporary waiter, had nothing to do. After chatting with the other party naturally, he was asked about the problem in the plan, so he let it happen and said frankly that it was hindering him from stepping in. Chronic diseases in the protagonist's domain:

"The masters think that I don't seem to have any roots."

"Huh?" As a top cultivator, Zhang Ling rarely heard such absolute criticism, so his curiosity arose, and he said, "Do you mind if I touch it?"

"..." There seems to be a little problem with these words.However, Song Yangle knew the process of "touching the bones", and focused on cultivating immortals, so he didn't think about it, nodded and said: "Okay."

He opened his arms to Zhang Ling very experienced, waiting for the other party to touch...

Then things fell into the eye of the beholder—

"Tsk," Sister Tu at the front desk looked at Zhang Ling, who was facing away from her, and stretched out her hands to "grope" the back and arms of the little boy. I really want to light a cigarette to celebrate this famous scene: Is this considered green?Dog|Bi Yinglong hahaha If you don’t come back, you will be green hahaha.

...But since she reminded Xiao Zai Zai of some information the day before yesterday, she couldn't help feeling a little bitter about being demolished.

Alas, Ying Long is still quite pitiful.She thought: Trying every means to recruit Xiao Zai Zai from the human side, but on the first day something bad happened and he had to leave. Before he had time to start, the color of his head was about to change... Speaking of which, the green one on the top of his head What will the dragon look like hahahahaha...

Sister Tu, who has been unrestrained and loves freedom all her life, has been forced to become the pillar of Shanhai Hotel for the past two days, finally found an outlet, and her heart fell into a crazy "hahahaha" endless loop.

In short, another crazy one ↑

Song Yangle didn't know about this.

Although as a terminally ill patient who has been sentenced to "death|sentence" many times by many "masters", Song Yangle can't say that he has any special expectations, but in the face of Zhang Ling's "former male god" series when he prayed to God and worshiped Buddha. , he still retained the last little bit of curiosity about the result.

However, Zhang Ling withdrew his hand, pondered for a moment, and said to him: "Well, your situation is really not optimistic."

"..." Well, the verdict is final, and it is indeed the expected death sentence.

Song Yangle's mentality was stable, his personality was not broken, and he maintained his usual curiosity: "Can I ask the specific reason?"

Zhang Ling nodded: "Of course."

Then he explained to him: "You know, do we cultivate the truth? What we cultivate is actually the unity of body|soul and jumping out of reincarnation. Because ordinary human body|body exists for a short time, so understanding is very important..."

"..." I think I've been attacked unnecessarily.he thinks.

"...But it's not about your comprehension." After Zhang Ling comforted him, he continued: "Your problem is that there seems to be a big difference between your body and your soul. In this case, the shortest time of practice would be two or three hundred years to reach the level where the body and soul are compatible—this level, according to the popular words of your modern young people, is 'foundation building'."

"Well, for your situation," Zhang Ling said: "Our association has indeed clearly stipulated that ordinary Taoist sects cannot accept it on their own. After all, you can't delay your future for a result that is basically nothing."

"...Your Management Association is very humane."

Zhang Ling, who formulated the rules himself, said modestly: "It's not bad, thank you for the compliment."

"..." This modesty is a bit superficial, Daoist.He thought about it, but didn't say anything.

"But don't be discouraged." Zhang Ling comforted him again, saying, "Actually, some emperors in the past had this problem, and they all found new solutions later on."

Um?Song Yangle had never heard of it before, and asked, "What method?"

"It's fine to die." Zhang Ling smiled: "After the death of the body, the soul returns to the underworld, and the underworld will go through the procedures according to all aspects of each person's life. The |clerk exam is also a good way to leave reincarnation."

"..." Song Yangle thought for a while, then nodded: "Thank you for the suggestion." I won't seriously consider it.

Zhang Ling waved his hand, not taking credit at all: "You're welcome, it should be."

"..."

It seems that the road to cultivating immortals was completely cut off when he was alive.Song Yangle thought deeply: I can only follow the story of the fantasy protagonist honestly.

Now that he has chosen this path, Song Yangle shoulders the mission of this type of protagonist very responsibly for the sake of possible ratings, and is ready to break through the potential dimensional barrier between ordinary humans and the world of comprehension.

He thought for a while, and said in an interview: "Since you said earlier that the body and soul are one in cultivation, then I would like to ask, does such a thing as 'seize the house' really exist in the cultivation world?"

"Well..." Zhang Ling thought for a moment, and said to him implicitly: "About this issue, I think you can directly pay attention to the WeChat public account of Shanhai Lianbo. It is purely rumor|rumour' article, I believe some of the items in it can answer your questions very well."

... Well, this topic has completely answered this question.

After thinking about it, Song Yangle nodded, "Okay, thank you."

After casually chatting about a few topics, Zhang Ling, who had neither a boss to pack nor trivial matters to deal with personally, had to go back to Zhongrong—although outsiders couldn’t see it, the Three Realms of the East were indeed not as it appeared on the surface. It came out so peacefully, not to mention some stubborn old monsters in the mountain and sea world, just in the cultivation world, the strength is not very good, but the heart is in turmoil | There are also many thorns... On the contrary, it is the underworld, ghosts without bodies The only place where he can really settle down is the Underworld. There are not too many bad things, and Xuan Wei, the director of the Underworld Management Department, can have the leisure time of being a playboy.

After the noon rush hour passed and nothing happened, Song Yangle actually took out his mobile phone and dug out the continuously updated article from the WeChat official account.

——The first item above is about "seize the house".

Since most of these rumors are aimed at the younger generation, it can be seen that the cultural level of words used in this article is relatively high.Song Yangle was a little curious about Shanhai Lianbo's attitude towards these rumors, so he rushed to read the entry without entering directly, but first looked at the introduction at the top:

"With the development of the times, the advancement of human science and technology, and the rapid changes in modern society, the construction of spiritual civilization in China has gradually strengthened. In the process, cultural industries such as novels, animation works, and TV dramas related to cultivation have gradually emerged. However, because most cultivation works The behind the scenes are checked by ordinary human directors, so in some details, there will be a lot of exaggeration and joking. Due to the wide spread of these works, many young practitioners and ghosts are not true to some of them. I am so convinced of the details that in the later stage of cultivation, I will even enter the bottleneck of my mentality, and I will not be able to get promoted for a long time, which has caused the problem of "cultivation is always difficult" in the world of self-cultivation, mountain and sea, and the underworld.

In order to solve this problem, we decided to adopt the method of "official rumor refutation", first breaking these old false cognitions at one time, and directly reshaping your worldview, cultivation/monster/ghost life outlook and values, so as to avoid everyone from entering Cultivation misunderstanding.

This article is divided into multiple parts. Due to the subsequent changes and additions of certain rumors, it will be continuously updated later, please stay tuned.Cherish Xiu/demon/ghost birth, stay away from rumors.Chirp Mi╭(╯ε╰)╮. "

... This official is real leather.

He looked at the last symbol for a while, thinking.