My protagonist attributes have been discovered

It was the day, outside the only villa in Zhongshan, in the boundary between mountains and seas.

"Thank you for your patronage, and welcome again next time." Carefully taking the receipt slip handed out from behind the iron fence by a stubby palm with sharp nails, Song Yangle, who was carrying a delivery box, pressed the end button on the pedometer and wiped it Sweating on the tip of his nose, habitually ignoring the huge number of red|color|colors fixed on the phone, he said politely to the two "people" behind the iron gate.

A little far away from him, standing behind the "person" with sharp fingers and hooked nose, the "person" wearing a yellow suit and trousers, with a straight nose occupying half of his face, quickly waved his hair at him. The red palm endured |flesh|pain| and grinned an almost distorted enthusiastic smile: "You're welcome, you should."

"..."

Although in the past half a month or so, he has seen quite a few gods, ghosts, and monsters who were manipulated by Ying's boss until he dared to be angry and dare not speak out, but until today, he had never seen them so flexible and stretchable like the two before him. of.

What about "The Son of Candle Yin" and "The Drum and Qin Kill Baojiang"?I can't see the courage to kill the emperor's close ministers in the legend at all.

↑Half a month after entering the non-human world, the fantasies of his youth were shattered for the nth time, and Song Yangle felt that he was about to become the "fear of real gods/demons/ghosts" group that Sister Tu had given him popular science.

After a moment of silence, Song Yangle wiped the sweat off his forehead, and nodded expressionlessly:

"Goodbye."

"Goodbye!"

The yellow suit formerly known as Drum and now named 鵕(jùn) bird waved to him, and the joy and relief in his voice could not be concealed; the hook-nosed osprey who obeyed the former's order directly showed a sigh of relief. expression.

"..." I said you should wait for me to turn around before releasing | releasing | yourself!

Song Yangle couldn't bear to look directly at him and turned around, only to take two steps forward, when he heard the two "people" talking to him as if he were deaf:

The bird said with emotion: "Oh, it turns out that the human beings look like this now, and they are not as ugly as I imagined."

The big osprey replied: "No, little master, aren't those humans on TV inherently ugly?"

The bird scolded him: "What do you know! It's been said on the Internet that those people are all made up! Put makeup remover on your face, who knows if it's a human or a ghost!"

Big Osprey: "That's right. But little master, how do you know if he wears makeup now?"

The bird was speechless: "..."

"..."

Three steps away, Song Yangle, who heard the conversation clearly, stopped and turned his head.

"!"

Hearing the sound, the owl and the big owl, who were eye to eye with him, instantly closed their mouths and looked respectful.

"..."

Song Yangle turned around.

"Huh." The big osprey breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the osprey bird with a slightly lowered volume but still within the audible range: "Little master, do you think he heard us talking?" What's the matter?"

"How is it possible!" Niu retorted, "Haven't you watched TV dramas? We are so far away from him, he must not be able to hear him!"

"But he turned his head?"

"That's the 'sixth sense'! Doesn't the sixth sense know? Usually people say that this kind of distance in TV dramas will sense it!"

Big Osprey suddenly said, "Oh!"

Song Yangle, who listened to the whole process five steps away: "..." He didn't even bother to look back.

He raised his head, looked at the hot|spicy|hot sun shining down in the sky, and squinted his eyes—it was a little hot, there was no wind, it was a good weather.

……

April has passed, and the May Day holiday is coming. Shanhai Hotel is busy again, especially Ms. Tu, who is tortured by her homework at the same time, is poor in her spiritual world. After listening to the words of the two birds and big ospreys, Song Yangle catches Song Yangle and makes a sharp comment:

"These two are really getting more and more stupid as they live."

"I don't think so." Tai Feng, who was wearing a small apron, walked by with a feather duster, scratched his head, and smiled to defend the old "person": "I am willing to use the basic hardware around me to understand my unknown field. This is even more remarkable than the many younger generations who are running around now."

Sister Tu, who has suffered from new knowledge recently, retorted: "Okay. Don't be too old to speak ill of the new generation. Isn't this when they were born and they didn't catch up with the good times? ——The development of human science and technology is changing with each passing day. Violence|The per capita living area has shrunk, and the previous generation may not have all been enlightened native gods and demons in the mountains and seas... It's you, did you encounter these things when you were born? Is it normal to be confused if you have too much knowledge? ?You old guys who do news |news| will take this and talk about it."

"That's not the reason why they don't know everything." Taifeng disagreed with this, and while standing on the bench to wipe the dust from the ceiling, he said: "Besides, the environment is still very good now." Yes, it’s not as good as our fighting and killing in those years, it’s a good time to learn skills; some people say that they are still so lazy, no one says that it’s okay..."

Sister Tu rolled her eyes and patted the table lightly: "Shut up, you. You're not afraid of eating ashes in your mouth."

"..." Jishen suddenly became as quiet as a chicken, silently doing hygiene.

——A person who knows current affairs is a hero.

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