My protagonist attributes have been discovered

"... Today's Shanhai Lianbo program is over. Thank you for watching. For more news and information, please follow Shanhai Lianbo's Wechat|Public|Official account and download the official client. Alright, viewers, see you tomorrow."

After the male anchor finished speaking, the female anchor nodded and said, "See you tomorrow."

The melodious sound of pure music sounded, and the two anchors were sorting out the manuscripts next to the rising list. Near the end, the male anchor who had sorted out the manuscripts suddenly disappeared—half a second later, a tabby cat picked up the manuscript paper, and the end of the film ended.

Song Yangle stared at it for another five seconds, and was disappointed to find that there was no scene similar to the female anchor turning around on the subway TV.

The next advertisement was a Taoist temple's investment promotion. He took out his mobile phone, which he hadn't used much this afternoon, and looked at the red number "3" on the SMS box. After hesitating for a while, he opened WeChat first. Pressed the search button, searched for "Shanhai Lianbo"... A plane picture of the sky blue small earth popped up, Song Yangle glanced at the official profile, followed it, clicked in and looked at the automatic reply that popped up:

"Welcome to follow Shanhai Lianbo and watch the news of the Three Realms in real time. I wish you a happy Qingming and a happy family reunion!"

"..." What kind of reply was written by a sand sculpture, Song Yangle thought, I still like him a little bit.

The items at the bottom of the page were basically pasted and copied from China Central TV's official Weibo. He flipped through them, and it seemed that they were the latest news and some detailed interpretations of the evening reports.

Among other things, he was still very curious about the basic structure of the current "inner world", so he opened the "One Picture Interpretation" in the middle, and started to look at the handshake picture.

"Title: What do today's two 'meetings' represent?

Today, Shebi, the chairman of the Shanhai large-scale chain trading organization, met with Zhongshan, the ruler of China, in Hexushan; Xuanwei, the director of the Underworld Management Department, visited the West and met with Satan, the lord of hell.

So, what do these two 'meetings' today represent?What kind of changes will this foreign trade regulation revised by China today bring to the world of mountains and seas, the world of comprehension, and even the entire human world?What is the reason for the sudden visit of the Eastern Underworld to the Western Hell?Below we will use a series of pictures to break down for you one by one↓

[Long picture ①] [One picture will guide you to understand the Foreign Trade Law]”

Except for the necessary force value warning, the core of the law described in this particularly detailed picture is basically the same as the Chinese law that Song Yangle understands. It is just to adapt to the average level of education of users who follow this official account. Kindergarten vocabulary that is so basic that it could not be more basic, it was traditional characters at the beginning——he scrolled up and down, and sure enough, he saw the font switching button in the upper left corner, and found the last simplified character from "pictographs, oracle bone inscriptions... Simplified", Eyes are finally comfortable.

"Next, let's talk about the changes that this change today will bring to the world of mountains and seas and the world of comprehension. First, let's take a look at the map of the entire Eastern Human World↓

[Long Picture ②] [Simplified Map of the Eastern Human Realm]”

The eastern region on the map is briefly drawn as an egg cake spread out, and the mountains and seas, the realm of self-cultivation, and China are separated by blue, yellow, and red colors, which represent the mountains and seas and the The blue and yellow of the cultivation world are entangled with each other. Song Yangle compared the terrain of China and the platform that he passed by today when taking the subway. He guessed that the cultivation world is probably equal to the living area of ​​ordinary human beings plus some hidden deep mountains and old forests, while the mountain and sea world is completely hidden in the cultivation world. In the middle of the world, just like the entire street where Shanhai Hotel is located, ordinary people cannot see it.As for China... this small country in the middle of the wild east of the mountain and sea border, on the whole map, it looks like a red sesame seed scattered in the oblique center of the egg pancake. Not to mention the structure, the sense of existence is pitifully small People are simply embarrassing.

"From the picture above, we can see that China's land area is not large, so young audiences may have to ask why such a small country's laws | laws | laws | Is it closely related to the world? It’s very simple, please see the picture below↓

[Long picture ③] [Two separate red and green trees that are similar in shape to elm trees (note: Chimu and Xuanmu, you can become immortals if you eat their leaves)]”

Song Yangle remembered that there was such a thing, which was recorded in "Lushi Chunqiu·Benwei": "In the country of Zhongrong, there are leaves of red wood and mysterious wood." Later Gao You followed up and commented: " The leaves of red wood and black wood are edible, and if you eat them, you will become immortals."

It sounds very mysterious.

"Mysterious wood has a strange effect, and its growth cycle is no less than that of the legendary flat peach. It is said that when the two realms of heaven and man were separated, the seeds left unintentionally by the god Yingzhao who guarded the emperor's nursery grew in the human world and mutated through China. With the careful care of the Chinese people from generation to generation, coupled with the gradual recovery of spiritual energy in recent years, Xuanmu has finally grown. At this critical moment, China suddenly changed its relatively closed state policy. While achieving the goal of recruiting talents to protect its own country , and also brought good employment opportunities and cultivation prospects to the vast number of people in the mountains, seas and cultivation worlds. In a word, this meeting will be a historic meeting, a meeting that may change the entire pattern of eastern forces. meet."

It's really a bit powerful.Seeing such a big treasure mountain, Song Yangle, who is an ordinary human being, felt complicated, but...

Penance is nothing compared to heaven, which is too inconsistent with the core values ​​of socialism.As a protagonist, although it hurts a bit, he still should have this concentration.

Keep looking down.

"The above is the whole content of the first 'meeting'. Next, let's talk about the reason why Xuan Wei, the director of the Underworld Management Department, visited the West and the Lord of Hell, Satan.↓

[Long picture ④] [Dr. Rabbit takes you to understand the whole story of the 3.22 Hades incident]”

In the long picture, a cartoon rabbit wearing glasses holds a small teaching stick with a serious expression and points to the shrunken pictures on the cartoon blackboard, describing the whole thing concisely in the form of text bubbles—— To put it simply, a certain radical demon in the west has evil intentions and wants to destroy the harmonious relationship between the east and the west. He sneaked into the east and wanted to do bad things, but before he could do it, he was inspected by a certain king of the underworld in the east. At that time, he was caught in public, which made the faces of both parties look ugly.

In order to maintain the friendly relationship between the two parties, the unreasonable Lord of Hell in the West invited Xuanwei, the director of the Management Department of the Eastern Underworld, to travel to the West to see the scenery and let go of this incident. influence on both sides.

At the end of the article, there were a lot of likes at the bottom, and as expected, there was also a lot of scolding for that demon:

"Little girl, Xiao Erlang: I know that group of yellow-haired people don't do good things all day long!"

"Old Gui: Those who offend China will be punished no matter how far away they are."

"Beep beep beep beep: XXX's gluttonous! Have you seen this thing with long horns on its head? This is what you should eat! Did you hear that? SB gluttonous!"

"..."

Unexpectedly, there was another acquaintance.Seeing the 39 likes following Bi Fang's words, Song Yangle felt really sorry for Taotie.

He quit the article, clicked a download button on the top, and the 1G software named "Shanhai APP" jumped to the background and started to download automatically.

The volume is quite large.

There was nothing to do during the download interval, so he simply looked up at the TV again, and then——

Male lead (anxiously): "OO, listen to me! Things are really not like this!"

The heroine (covering her ears): "I won't listen, I won't listen!"

Male lead (heartache): "No, you have to listen!"

The heroine (shaking her head desperately): "If I don't, I won't listen~!"

Male lead (breaks opponent's hand, forcefully): "No! You must listen to my explanation!"

The heroine (twitching): "Hey..."

The male lead (painful): "You have to believe, I really have you in my heart... (blabla's declaration of a scumbag)"

The hostess (moved): "I know, I knew you must have no other choice!"

So the two hugged each other.

However, at this moment when the heavens and the earth were moved, the second female came.

Female second (distorted): "XX! How could you do this to me!"

Male One (firm): "You go! I don't love you! I love OO!"

The second female (voiced hoarsely): "No! I don't believe it!"

A number of repetitions of "believe it or not" are omitted in the middle. In the end, the second female 1v.s.2 fell to the disadvantage, so she resorted to her trump card.

The second female (shouting): "But I'm already pregnant with your child!"

The male lead and the female lead (shocked at the same time): "What?!"

...After a quarrel that confused Song Yangle, who had heard about polygamy in ancient times, the male lead was with the second female again, and the first female was heartbroken, so she actually jumped off the cliff by herself?

What puzzled him even more was that the trailer at the end of the film said that after jumping off such a high cliff, the heroine lost her child with less than two days of pregnancy so she couldn't detect it (?), and she also lost her memory. Ancient costume fairy tale?

The plot moved towards BE inexplicably, the ending song with incomprehensible lyrics sounded, and there was even a sobbing sound behind him. Song Yangle turned his head and found that the customers in the store were more or less sad. Zhang Ling There were tears in his eyes.

"..." He reflected for a moment, was he too indifferent?But when he thought of the logic in the plot that could not be guessed at all, he felt that indifference should be indifferent. When he grows up to this age, half of his life is given by mathematics; indifference is okay, dead logic is not.

He went to check his mobile phone and found that the Shanhai app had been downloaded. After clicking install, the shortcut quickly appeared under the software file.

The appearance of the APP is a very realistic small picture of the landscape. Once you enter it, it is full of old cadre styles that do not match the WeChat official account of Shanhai Lianbo. Even the sections are arranged in a neat chessboard.

The sections divided into four grids horizontally and vertically are news, video, forum and live broadcast in the order of left and right and top and bottom respectively.The news is similar to the official WeChat, except that there are videos and videos, there is nothing to say; the videos are mostly costume movies and TV series, and most of the names of them look familiar, as if they are similar to ordinary human video apps, but there is no classification, but Song Yangle searched for the name of a certain foreign movie, and found nothing unexpectedly...it couldn't be found, it was blocked, and his stand was very firm.

Entering the forum, even if he didn't use such things much, Song Yangle finally had the feeling of returning to the modern society.The layout inside is neat and playful, and the four major categories are clear: emotion/discourse/finance/other... From this category, it can be seen that finance is indeed a big problem for the cultivation world, and then he chose to click "emotion" :

"Title: Ask for help, what if the grandchildren don't provide pensions? [HOT]"

"Title: Single for a hundred years, owning a car and a house, both parents dead, please hurry up if you are interested. [New]"

"Title: What should I do if I was swollen by a snake demon! 【HOT】"

... (multiple headings omitted)

"..." After reading a bunch of dizzying headlines, Song Yangle thought: I'm overthinking.

This kind of classification is not clear at all from the beginning to the end, and it is simply messy. The last post was still discussing the problem of "a hundred-year-old widow'old man' who has no one to support (actually, the host is still a young man on the outside)", and the next post appeared A middle-aged man who is also a hundred years old but owns a car and a house has a marriage proposal, and then suddenly it turns to a vixen fighting a scheming snake demon girlfriend... Your circle is really chaotic, it can be chaotic.

These messy and scattered incidents made him dizzy, and he didn't even read the sexual ones. He quit the forum as if his hands were burned, and then saw the live broadcast section. After thinking about it, he opened it and saw the cover of the live broadcast on the homepage—

"Super sweet ~ sexy ♂ cats will take you to make (tiao) Gu (xi) pure male college students ~ live broadcast ~"

"..."