Marriage by lottery is risky

There are men and women surrounding the Taoist priest of the world, the oldest is about thirty years old, and one of them is even wearing a monk's robe.

Unlike Li Yue, this monk has a bald head, which can be seen as well-organized.

Now monks also need to fish pan?

The monk looked at the steaming pan with a serious face. Seeing that it was almost done, he took out a kitchen thermometer and poked it into the oil pan.

The number on the thermometer rose slowly, he nodded, and said to the others: "It's real oil."

Onlookers: "Wow!"

Cang Li: "..."

You are very much like Toh.

Ye Wanting walked over.

The people on the platform looked at Taoist Hongchen intently, and didn't notice his arrival for a while.

Just when he was about to get in front of them, the fire of the gas stove flickered a few times and went out with a "poof".

"What's the matter?"

Daoist Hongchen was also taken aback, "Oh, the gas has burned out."

"Would you like another can?"

"Don't change it now, it will be over soon."

The crowd nodded, looking forward to it.

Taoist Hongchen inhaled and exhaled, just as he raised his hand, he heard Chu Yu say "Hey" and said, "Brother Ye, why are you so fast?"

Ye Wanting glanced at him and said coldly: "Hongye Mountain prohibits the use of open flames, don't you know?"

This is in the mountains, if a spark jumps out, the consequences will be disastrous.

Chu Yu also reacted, and said awkwardly: "Isn't this, there are no plants near the platform, they are all stones."

Ye Wanting: "If you don't stop me, you'll still boo, go back and write the inspection."

Chu Yu: "Hey, my brother Li is here, why is my brother Li not here, brother Li, take care of me."

Cang Li was holding a bag of crab cucumber and melon seed meat, sitting in his pocket, stretching his arms to take it out.

Xiao Chu, the enemy's sugar-coated shells are too strong, you can only wish for luck.

Seeing Ye Wanting's extraordinary temperament, the melon eaters were a little uncertain about his origin for a while, but after reading that sermon, they thought he was the administrator of the scenic spot.

Looks like a leader.

Someone discussed with him, "Look, the fire is gone, let us finish watching."

Another person echoed: "That's right, it's rare to have this kind of quack tricks, and I've had an eye addiction."

Taoist Hongchen: "..."

Cang Li whispered, "I want to see it too."

So Ye Wanting changed his mouth: "Okay, let's get it."

The melon-eating crowd cheered, "Master Taoist, it's time for you to perform."

Taoist Hongchen: "..."

Suddenly I don't really want to fish anymore.But Taoists in the world of mortals still have to make money, this is the reward.

He took out a coin and threw it down, and the coin sank quickly.

Daoist Hongchen stretched out his arms, inserted his five fingers into the oil, and quickly picked up the coin.

Looking at his hands again, except for some oil, there was no damage.

This time, the people who eat melons let out a sincere exclamation.

The monk has just tested it, and the oil temperature is as high as 200 degrees.

There is no injury at all, and there are indeed some real skills.

Taoist Hongchen smiled triumphantly, "Do you want to..."

"I don't want to!" The person who persuaded Ye Wanting just said quickly, "I'm so tired of doing it myself, Daoist, can you return the gas stove to us?"

The Taoist of Hongchen was silent, "Really don't want to? I don't want to miss this opportunity. I don't teach people easily. This is not a quack trick, this is serious kung fu."

The man: "It's reasonable, but it's useless to learn it. If something falls into the oil pan and picks it up with a pair of chopsticks, what fool would still start to fish it."

The fool who just scooped up the frying pan: "..."

This time, even Chu Yu, the brainless fan of Taoist Taoist Hongchen, didn't say much.

Because he damn well thought it made sense.

That person: "We still have to eat barbecue, look at this stove..."

The portable gas stove belonged to them. They had invited a few people to have a barbecue here, but as soon as they got here and put the gas bottle on, Taoist Hongchen came to borrow it.

They also wanted to watch the show before dinner, so they agreed.

The stove was returned to these people.

But they didn't stay long, and went to another place to eat barbecue.

——The administrator of the scenic spot is still standing here, and if he calls the police, he will be caught blind.

So the only ones left in their place were the monk, Chu Yu and Taoist Hongchen.

Ye Wanting didn't know what to say anymore, so she said to Chu Yu, "Come here."

After seeing Ye Wanting, Chu Yu started to hesitate, and moved over on tiptoe little by little.

Impatient, Ye Wanting grabbed him by the collar and led him away.

"what happened?"

Not far away, Taoist Hongchen glanced at them and walked to the outermost.

He still felt a little regretful, why the railing was installed so high, and he sat down to block his sight.

Over there, Chu Yu began to tell what happened to him these days.

Ever since he came back from the living village, he had a psychological shadow. He used to be in the office, but now he spends most of his time in the neighborhood committee, which made his colleagues very strange and kept asking him what he used. The way to make the neighbors so harmonious, two days ago, I ran out at both ends, saying that it was to mediate disputes, what did I do to produce such a miraculous effect?

Chu Yu prides himself on being a technician, because he also wants to be like Ye Wanting, but the conditions do not allow it.

His aptitude is average, and the talismans he draws are not as good as those of Serious and Ye Wanting, so the talismans are also provided by them.

In terms of equipment, the Yan family is rich and powerful, and the prodigal son of Yan Yan pays them a lot every time.

Li Yue, who joined at the end, can fight and surpass, and has a good temper and hard work.

Apart from dreaming of getting out of the singles every day and being an old and unscrupulous monk, there is nothing wrong with it.

What about him?

What use is he?

Chu Yu has his own software, which is very convenient to search for information, and he can search for a lot of things in the first time.

But give this software to others, and they can use it too.

Chu Yu was a little discouraged, and watched anime on the computer.

Looking at him, he discovered one thing. When the protagonist can't beat others, he will go to the mountains to practice, and after he comes down, he will be reborn.

Chu Yu: I can do it again.

He hurriedly asked for leave, packed his things, checked for a long time and found that the scenery of Hongye Mountain was better, so he rushed over overnight with the package on his shoulders.

It's a pity that the time was miscalculated and the scenic spot was closed.

He looked at the mountains in front of him, sat on a bench outside the scenic spot, and started the first day of practice - eating in the wind and sleeping in the open.

If you are hungry, you can eat in the scenic area, and you can wash in the bathroom.

When I go to bed at night, I just sit the cat on a chair.

I don't know if it was an illusion, Chu Yu felt that the Lingtai was much clearer, and her impetuous heart calmed down a little.

After two days like this, Chu Yu met a person.

That is the Taoist in the world of mortals.

At that time, he didn't know what Taoist Taoist Hongchen was, he just thought he was a bit strange.

Because he has a lot of Yin Qi on him.

Chu Yu looked at him for a while, thinking that he was haunted by a ghost, but looking at his expression, it didn't look like it.

If it is possessed, it looks like it can move freely, and its behavior and speech are very normal.

He still couldn't beat his curiosity, so he walked over and asked, "Have you encountered any trouble recently, or have you been anywhere?"

Daoist Hongchen looked at him sharply, and suddenly smiled: "You and I are on the same path, so don't be nervous, it must be that the little things at home have been mischievous."

Chu Yu's eyelids twitched.

Raising ghosts?

Taoist Hongchen: "Don't bite, don't be nervous."

Seeing that there was no blood in the yin energy, Chu Yu didn't say anything.

In the bureau, there are those who raise ghosts, and there are also those who raise Gu.

A Gu master even named all the Gu worms, and named the one he loves the most as a member of the Special Investigation Bureau, just like Cang Li.

As long as you don't touch the red line, the above will turn a blind eye.

Chu Yu learned the information he wanted to know, so he had no intention of talking.

He still practiced himself.

But when he left, Taoist Hongchen joined him.

"What are you doing here alone?"

Chu Yu said conservatively, "Practice."

Hongchen Daoist: "Practice what?"

Chu Yu pursed her lips, not wanting to answer.

Daoist Hongchen continued on his own, "Cultivating the mind is naturally practicing, and it doesn't necessarily require practicing Taoism."

Chu Yu looked at him.

Taoist Hongchen seemed to have a lot of insight into this, and he had a lot to say to Chu Yu by citing scriptures.

He spoke politely and fluently and naturally, which quickly attracted Chu Yu's attention.

Chu Yu is not so easy to deceive.

But Daoist Hongchen's voice seemed to have some peculiar rhythm, which made him unconsciously intoxicated. After listening to what he said carefully, Chu Yu didn't feel that there was anything wrong.

Not extreme, not brainwashing.

Translated with the current words, the words of Taoist Hongchen mean:

—— Smile to face life, life smiles at you, get up early every day, and say good morning to the mirror.

——The confusion and pressure of adults are far more than you think, please don't let the last straw fall.

Anyway, just some chicken soup.

Chu Yu even wondered if he had collected chicken soup articles from Moments.

Just the posture of coming from this mouth, I feel that I have read at least three hundred articles.

There is no harm in hearing really good chicken soup, but it can motivate people and generate motivation.

Chu Yu felt much calmer after listening to Taoist Hongchen's words.

Taoist Hongchen chatted with him till night.

He even gave Chu Yu a meal.

After dinner, Chu Yu continued to live on the mountain, but Taoist Hongchen returned home.

Chu Yu thought that their fate was over, but the next day, he saw him again.

After they had been together for two days, Taoist Hongchen began to give him advice on his practice.

This time it's not chicken soup for the soul, but Taoism.

Chu Yu learned from a wandering Taoist priest. It is said that his master was sent from Maoshan, but it doesn't look like it. He knows a little bit of everything, but it's very complicated.

Later, the master abandoned him and continued to wander.

Chu Yu groped to learn by herself, and finally passed the examination of the Special Investigation Bureau, and ate public meals.

Taoist Hongchen claims to have a lot of insight into cultivating immortals.

At first, Chu Yu thought he was wrong, but Taoist Hongchen continued to speak, and he found that the other party was really right.He was really telling himself how to attain Taoism and become an immortal.

Rumors say that the ancient gods returned to chaos, and now the only ones left are those like Emperor Fengdu who still carry a mission to maintain order in the world, and some gods who have nothing to do are no longer there.

That being the case, even if the heavens existed, they would be barren.

What are you doing?Do you want to go to heaven to build infrastructure?

What's the point of going there if there is no place for Malatang hot pot, barbecue, boiled beef and stir-fried small yellow cattle?

Chu Yu listened to him and didn't feel embarrassed to interrupt.

Taoist Hongchen continued.

I have already mentioned how to form a pill...

Chu Yu couldn't hold back, and said, "Do you believe in those cultivation novels?"

Daoist Hongchen paused for a moment, his face slowly changed. The man who had been mild-eyed just now had a bit of hostility in his eyes. He whispered softly, "What did you say?"

Chu Yu's heart shuddered.

Daoist Hongchen squinted his eyes, and gently pinched the back of his neck, the cold temperature aroused Chu Yu's goosebumps.

"Xiao Chu, I didn't hear clearly, please say it again."

The author has something to say: Hongchen Daoist: You are very courageous to destroy my dream of cultivating immortals

Thank you Yuhe for 13 mines [Speaking of which, girl, did you smoke...]

Thank you egg tarts are delicious 50 bottles; 2 bottles expired three days ago;