Marriage by lottery is risky
Chapter 5
Cang Li was lying on the bed, on the left was the sleeping puppy, and on the right was the small computer desk.
Cons of wine.
He rubbed his fingertips, feeling a little hungry.
Cang Li just walked around, Ye Wanting did not put wine at home, but put a few cigarettes.
He had read about cigarettes in textbooks, and had heard others mention them.
Not long ago, Cang Li was forced to take a popular science class. The teacher was a new ghost, and he had just died not long ago.
As he talked, he burst into tears, saying that he was addicted to cigarettes, but his family wanted him to quit smoking, and he would not offer cigarettes when he died.
Cangli has a bad impression of cigarettes, and thinks that addictive things are bad things.
But he wanted to try the taste again.
So when Ye Wanting came back from get off work, he saw Cang Li sitting cross-legged on the bed, pinching a cigarette with his pale and beautiful fingers, with a cluster of fire jumping on the index finger of his other hand, carefully approaching the cigarette end.
Ye Wanting: "..."
This scene is really a bit funny.
Ye Wanting stepped forward and directly smoked the cigarette between Cang Li's fingers.
Cang Li: "???"
Ye Wanting lit a cigarette with the fire on his fingertips.
Just when Cangli thought that he would return the cigarette to him, he saw Ye Wanting put the cigarette in his mouth and nodded politely at him: "Thank you, the lighters at home are used up."
Cang Li was shocked and said, "Are you sick?"
Ye Wanting took out something from the shopping bag and threw it over, "You didn't smoke the cigarettes, you eat this."
Cang Li was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously caught it.
It's a strange thing with a round top and a small plastic stick underneath.
Cang Li curiously tugged at the outer plastic paper, but he didn't know how to remove it. He was about to scratch his fingernails, but his hand was empty—the sugar was taken away.
"It's not like this." Ye Wanting rubbed his fingertips, and the candy wrapper loosened and could be easily removed.
As soon as the back of his neck felt cold, Ye Wanting paused and looked sideways.
Cang Li leaned against his back and looked at him earnestly, he looked a bit cute.
Ye Wanting handed him the sugar.
Cang Li held the plastic stick and smelled it, even if he had eaten it.
Sweet.
As for offerings, ghosts are the "souls" that suck away the food. The food they have eaten is still there, but it has lost its taste. Normal people will have diarrhea after eating it.
Cangli put the eaten candy on the small table, "Is there any more?"
Ye Wanting: "Yes, there are better ones."
Cang Li raised his chin, "Why don't you bring it up quickly?"
Sure enough, being cute is just an illusion.
Ye Wanting didn't know why, ever since she saw him, she really wanted to make him angry, and wanted to see him jumping in anger.
It was obviously a ghost of unknown origin, with a strong temper, a lazy food, and it would be troublesome if it got involved, but Ye Wanting didn't feel any repulsion in her heart, so she took him home like this, and listened to his bossy instructions, asking for this or that. , Shine your nails if you don't give them.
Ye Wanting took out an orange square bag, "This is the crystallization of human wisdom. If you answer me a question, I will eat it for you."
Cang Li raised his eyebrows and said, "Threat me with dinner again?"
Ye Wanting: "This is an equivalent exchange."
Cang Li didn't think long before agreeing, just answering a question.
Or dinner is more important.
Ye Wanting went to the study and took out some papers from the drawer.
This is a portrait of the missing students, ten of them in total.
Missing are nine people, one of whom has been insane for three years, utterly insane, and is now in a mental institution.
There were no traces of them in the photo, Ye Wanting could only draw them from memory.
The portraits have been drawn for a long time, and the details are added bit by bit. These people are so vivid that they seem to smile at you.
He took the portrait to find Cangli.
Cang Li glanced at it, without thinking about it at all, and said, "I haven't seen it."
Ye Wanting's heart relaxed, "Not in the underworld?"
But Cangli said: "That's not true, it's just that it's not in our area."
"You don't know if you haven't been to the underworld. In order to let us have a common topic, the emperor grouped ghosts with the same cause of death together to facilitate communication."
"..."
Cang Li raised his feet, "These people are in their youth, and they are not likely to commit suicide. If they commit suicide, they will probably encounter a situation where life is worse than death. The resentment is deep, and they will be dragged to purification first. When will the transformation be completed? What? Time to let it out."
suicide
Ye Wanting raised his eyes and looked at him, his heart moved slightly, and an unspeakable emotion surged up for a while.
He had seen the date of Cangli's birth and death on the marriage contract. He was only 24 years old when he died, so he committed suicide?
Times have changed, and Cangli has long since stopped caring about how he died. After answering the questions, he reached out for dinner.
He is very interested in the crystallization of human wisdom.
Ye Wanting didn't say much this time and went to the kitchen.
Cang Li didn't wait long, Ye Wanting came in with two big soup bowls and stuffed them in his hands.
I saw that the big soup bowl was full of noodles, which were delicious and fragrant.
Ye Wanting sighed slightly, "Eat it, I'm afraid you won't have enough, I cooked eight packets of noodles."
Cang Li: "???"
Ye Wanting: "Spicy beef noodles and seafood noodles, you're welcome."
Cang Li said stiffly: "Do you think that our ghost's belly is a bottomless pit?"
Ye Wanting: "Other ghosts don't know, but you must be."
Cang Li: "..."
Too much to beat.
But soon, Cang Li was in no mood to be angry.
He was captured by the wisdom crystal.
Ye Wanting looked at the two bowls that were no longer steaming or fragrant, "I'll just say you can."
Cang Li lay flat on the bed, motionless, and didn't even have the strength to speak.
Twelve in the morning.
The thermometer hanging on the bedroom wall dropped from 24 degrees all the way, and finally stopped at 0 degrees.
The room was gloomy and cold.
This temperature is very comfortable for Cang Li, he turned over while hugging the pillow.
Ye Wanting, who was sleeping on the ground, quietly opened his eyes, but there was nothing in front of him, not even darkness.
Originally he planned to let Cangli sleep on the floor, but before going to bed, Cangli said: "How did I give you the illusion that I can sleep on the floor?"
So the one who slept on the floor became Ye Wanting.
"Shusha, Rusha—"
There was the sound of cloth sliding against the wall from the ceiling.
Just as Ye Wanting thought about it, a cold breath came from his arm.
Then, he smelled a faint smell of blood.
If he could see, he would find a long-haired female ghost with bloody eyes, lying on his body, her black and dry hair split into two strands, wrapping around his two arms.
There was a greedy and sinister light in her eyes, and she reached out to touch Ye Wanting's chest.
"retreat."
A cold voice exploded in my ears.
The female ghost's body froze, the smell of blood became stronger, the luster of her hair dimmed, and blood gushed from her lips, but her eyes were even more fierce, and her trembling hands still insisted on stretching towards his chest.
Ye Wanting bent his arms, as if stroking a lover's hair, and covered her head.
"I said, you cheated on the wedding night?"
Cang Li lay at the end of the bed, watching them quietly, feeling very unconvinced.
Where did the wild ghost come from, the person who came to rob him.
Ye Wanting's hands kept moving, his five fingers formed into claws, he directly clasped the female ghost's head, and squeezed it hard.
The female ghost screamed terribly.
Cangli: "...Although it's wrong to seduce someone's husband, but are you killing ghosts and exterminating relatives?"
The female ghost understood, and said weakly: "No, I just want to touch... ah!"
The female ghost was thrown out and hit the wall hard.
She was terrified and ran away quickly.
Ye Wanting did not chase.
Cang Li didn't chase him either.
Cang Li is a little confused now, "Is she your old friend?"
Ye Wanting pressed his forehead, "What are you thinking?"
Cangli: "I thought you were so harsh, that female ghost is already full of anger, if you want to get together with her, just wait to be eaten."
Ye Wanting pulled up the quilt again, "One is enough."
Cang Li stepped on him.
People like Ye Wanting who are famous in the public can't break up ghosts at will, unless it is very urgent and cannot be captured, but they have to submit a report afterwards to inform the underworld of the reason.
The normal way is to imprison and arrest the ghosts, summon the underworld messengers, and hand them over to them.
Ye Wanting didn't throw it to the errand this time because of Cang Li.
He wasn't sure if Cang Li would be taken back together.
Cang Li looked into his eyes, feeling a little strange in his heart.
To him, night is the same as day, and he always feels that Ye Wanting's eyes are a little strange.
But Ye Wanting quickly closed his eyes, "Go to sleep, there will be no ghosts tonight."
Cang Li noticed that he was talking about tonight.
He sat there for a while before lying down on the bed again.
Ye Wanting is much more powerful than he imagined.
The ghost just now, although not very powerful, but Ye Wanting didn't use amulets or chant mantras, and seriously injured her purely with his own strength.
Only then did Cangli know why Ye Wanting was not afraid of ghosts at all and dared to anger him.
……
The next day, when Ye Wanting woke up, she was stunned.
The red robe was spread on the bed, but there was only one piece of clothing, and Cang Li was gone.
He went to the living room first, erased yesterday's plan on the wall, and wrote today's plan again.
Then I searched around the house, but I didn't see Cang Li's shadow.
Where have you been?
Ye Wanting only knew that he was fine, and the marriage contract allowed them to perceive each other whether they were still alive.
He still has class in the morning, so he can only put down the matter of finding someone first.
The time for morning exercise and breakfast was used to find someone, Ye Wanting went a few minutes early to have breakfast at the school commercial street.
The boss recognized him and greeted him, "Ms. Ye, what do you want to eat?"
Ye Wanting: "A cage of steamed buns, a bowl of sweet soy milk."
Boss: "Okay, sit inside, it will be ready soon."
There were many students in the store, and there were not a few who peeked at Ye Wanting.
He found a corner and sat down.
The boss moved very quickly, as soon as he sat down, things came up.
Ye Wanting thanked her.
When the boss turned around, he bumped into a student.
The student was caught off guard, and the things he was holding fell to the ground.
"I'm sorry." The boss apologized quickly.
But the boy screamed, "What are you doing? You dirty my things, how can you accompany me?"
The boss was a little embarrassed, said "I'm sorry" again, and went to greet the guests.
The boy had no time to pay attention to him, so he quickly bent down and picked up the card.
He squatted on the ground, blowing the dust on his head, and he was relieved when he saw that there was no oil stain.
In the center of the card, "843" glows coldly under the light.
His classmate found a seat and sat down, calling him: "Yue Ping, hurry up."
Yue Ping stuffed the card back into his pocket, "Here we come."
"What is so precious?"
"Nothing." Yue Ping said vaguely.
The classmate said: "I heard that An Ningning is breaking up with her boyfriend. Now is your chance."
Yue Ping pursed his lips, suppressing the joy in his heart, "Don't talk nonsense, it's my turn."
That's what the classmate said, An Ningning is also a well-known pretty girl in the history department, so naturally it's not Yue Ping's turn.
Yue Ping took this name, his appearance was mediocre, his family background was mediocre, his grades were mediocre, and his personality was also mediocre.
It's just that he pursued An Ningning, and the classmate had this impression, so he made a joke.
Yue Ping looked at his classmates laughing and laughing coldly, and sneered in his heart.
He whispered: "Soon, my good luck is coming."
Ye Wanting put down his chopsticks.
He didn't mean to eavesdrop, his hearing was very keen.
The boy's words inexplicably made him a little concerned.
He picked up the chopsticks again, picked up the steamed bun and took a bite. The next second, he pulled out a piece of paper and spat on it.
The Xiaolongbao was bland and lacked any umami taste.
A flash of inspiration flashed in Ye Wanting's mind, he touched his pocket and found a paper figurine in his shirt pocket.
The paper figurine is only the size of a palm and is simply cut into a human shape, a bit like a meme.
Three horizontal lines were roughly drawn on the head to act as eyes and mouth.
Ye Wanting: "..."
The paper man remained motionless.
Ye Wanting shook it, but it still pretended to be dead.
Ye Wanting smiled angrily, and stretched out his hand to scratch its itch.
He didn't hold out any hope, he didn't expect the paper figurine to feel itchy, but unexpectedly, the paper figurine flinched, then became angry and slapped his finger with a "slap".
After Yue Ping and the others finished eating, Qiqi got up and went out.
Ye Wanting took note of Yue Ping's appearance.
He packed the remaining xiao long bao and soy milk, packed a few more meat buns, and left the breakfast shop.
When she arrived at the office, Ye Wanting threw the leftover steamed buns into the trash can, held up the paper figurine, and asked, "Explain?"
Cang Li was also devastated.
He ate too much yesterday, so he found the Xiaoshi powder that he had prepared before and ate it.
But there are always some side effects when he mixes the medicine. He has never taken this medicine before, so he doesn't know what the side effects are.
It wasn't until he woke up that he was almost suffocated by his own clothes that he realized what the side effect was.
He turned into a cardboard man.
Not long after Cangli collapsed, he accepted his new body, and optimistically thought that he could go out to eat with Ye Wanting without having to walk by himself.
Sure enough, it was right to follow up.
Xiaolongbao is a delicacy in the world.
Only then did Ye Wanting know that Cang Li was actually a doctor.
Ye Wanting looked at him strangely: "You can definitely afford to call you a quack."
The paper man put his hips on his hips, "Get lost!"
This scene is quite interesting.
Ye Wanting wanted to eat the steamed stuffed bun bought by himself, but seeing Cang Li's current appearance, he had the urge to feed him, so he put him on the table and gave him the meat bun.
Cang Li ate calmly, "On the road."
After eating and drinking, he crawled back into Ye Wanting's pocket and found a position to lie lazily.
Ye Wanting took the book and locked the office door.
In the pocket, Cangli suddenly said, "There is something wrong with that boy just now."
Cons of wine.
He rubbed his fingertips, feeling a little hungry.
Cang Li just walked around, Ye Wanting did not put wine at home, but put a few cigarettes.
He had read about cigarettes in textbooks, and had heard others mention them.
Not long ago, Cang Li was forced to take a popular science class. The teacher was a new ghost, and he had just died not long ago.
As he talked, he burst into tears, saying that he was addicted to cigarettes, but his family wanted him to quit smoking, and he would not offer cigarettes when he died.
Cangli has a bad impression of cigarettes, and thinks that addictive things are bad things.
But he wanted to try the taste again.
So when Ye Wanting came back from get off work, he saw Cang Li sitting cross-legged on the bed, pinching a cigarette with his pale and beautiful fingers, with a cluster of fire jumping on the index finger of his other hand, carefully approaching the cigarette end.
Ye Wanting: "..."
This scene is really a bit funny.
Ye Wanting stepped forward and directly smoked the cigarette between Cang Li's fingers.
Cang Li: "???"
Ye Wanting lit a cigarette with the fire on his fingertips.
Just when Cangli thought that he would return the cigarette to him, he saw Ye Wanting put the cigarette in his mouth and nodded politely at him: "Thank you, the lighters at home are used up."
Cang Li was shocked and said, "Are you sick?"
Ye Wanting took out something from the shopping bag and threw it over, "You didn't smoke the cigarettes, you eat this."
Cang Li was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously caught it.
It's a strange thing with a round top and a small plastic stick underneath.
Cang Li curiously tugged at the outer plastic paper, but he didn't know how to remove it. He was about to scratch his fingernails, but his hand was empty—the sugar was taken away.
"It's not like this." Ye Wanting rubbed his fingertips, and the candy wrapper loosened and could be easily removed.
As soon as the back of his neck felt cold, Ye Wanting paused and looked sideways.
Cang Li leaned against his back and looked at him earnestly, he looked a bit cute.
Ye Wanting handed him the sugar.
Cang Li held the plastic stick and smelled it, even if he had eaten it.
Sweet.
As for offerings, ghosts are the "souls" that suck away the food. The food they have eaten is still there, but it has lost its taste. Normal people will have diarrhea after eating it.
Cangli put the eaten candy on the small table, "Is there any more?"
Ye Wanting: "Yes, there are better ones."
Cang Li raised his chin, "Why don't you bring it up quickly?"
Sure enough, being cute is just an illusion.
Ye Wanting didn't know why, ever since she saw him, she really wanted to make him angry, and wanted to see him jumping in anger.
It was obviously a ghost of unknown origin, with a strong temper, a lazy food, and it would be troublesome if it got involved, but Ye Wanting didn't feel any repulsion in her heart, so she took him home like this, and listened to his bossy instructions, asking for this or that. , Shine your nails if you don't give them.
Ye Wanting took out an orange square bag, "This is the crystallization of human wisdom. If you answer me a question, I will eat it for you."
Cang Li raised his eyebrows and said, "Threat me with dinner again?"
Ye Wanting: "This is an equivalent exchange."
Cang Li didn't think long before agreeing, just answering a question.
Or dinner is more important.
Ye Wanting went to the study and took out some papers from the drawer.
This is a portrait of the missing students, ten of them in total.
Missing are nine people, one of whom has been insane for three years, utterly insane, and is now in a mental institution.
There were no traces of them in the photo, Ye Wanting could only draw them from memory.
The portraits have been drawn for a long time, and the details are added bit by bit. These people are so vivid that they seem to smile at you.
He took the portrait to find Cangli.
Cang Li glanced at it, without thinking about it at all, and said, "I haven't seen it."
Ye Wanting's heart relaxed, "Not in the underworld?"
But Cangli said: "That's not true, it's just that it's not in our area."
"You don't know if you haven't been to the underworld. In order to let us have a common topic, the emperor grouped ghosts with the same cause of death together to facilitate communication."
"..."
Cang Li raised his feet, "These people are in their youth, and they are not likely to commit suicide. If they commit suicide, they will probably encounter a situation where life is worse than death. The resentment is deep, and they will be dragged to purification first. When will the transformation be completed? What? Time to let it out."
suicide
Ye Wanting raised his eyes and looked at him, his heart moved slightly, and an unspeakable emotion surged up for a while.
He had seen the date of Cangli's birth and death on the marriage contract. He was only 24 years old when he died, so he committed suicide?
Times have changed, and Cangli has long since stopped caring about how he died. After answering the questions, he reached out for dinner.
He is very interested in the crystallization of human wisdom.
Ye Wanting didn't say much this time and went to the kitchen.
Cang Li didn't wait long, Ye Wanting came in with two big soup bowls and stuffed them in his hands.
I saw that the big soup bowl was full of noodles, which were delicious and fragrant.
Ye Wanting sighed slightly, "Eat it, I'm afraid you won't have enough, I cooked eight packets of noodles."
Cang Li: "???"
Ye Wanting: "Spicy beef noodles and seafood noodles, you're welcome."
Cang Li said stiffly: "Do you think that our ghost's belly is a bottomless pit?"
Ye Wanting: "Other ghosts don't know, but you must be."
Cang Li: "..."
Too much to beat.
But soon, Cang Li was in no mood to be angry.
He was captured by the wisdom crystal.
Ye Wanting looked at the two bowls that were no longer steaming or fragrant, "I'll just say you can."
Cang Li lay flat on the bed, motionless, and didn't even have the strength to speak.
Twelve in the morning.
The thermometer hanging on the bedroom wall dropped from 24 degrees all the way, and finally stopped at 0 degrees.
The room was gloomy and cold.
This temperature is very comfortable for Cang Li, he turned over while hugging the pillow.
Ye Wanting, who was sleeping on the ground, quietly opened his eyes, but there was nothing in front of him, not even darkness.
Originally he planned to let Cangli sleep on the floor, but before going to bed, Cangli said: "How did I give you the illusion that I can sleep on the floor?"
So the one who slept on the floor became Ye Wanting.
"Shusha, Rusha—"
There was the sound of cloth sliding against the wall from the ceiling.
Just as Ye Wanting thought about it, a cold breath came from his arm.
Then, he smelled a faint smell of blood.
If he could see, he would find a long-haired female ghost with bloody eyes, lying on his body, her black and dry hair split into two strands, wrapping around his two arms.
There was a greedy and sinister light in her eyes, and she reached out to touch Ye Wanting's chest.
"retreat."
A cold voice exploded in my ears.
The female ghost's body froze, the smell of blood became stronger, the luster of her hair dimmed, and blood gushed from her lips, but her eyes were even more fierce, and her trembling hands still insisted on stretching towards his chest.
Ye Wanting bent his arms, as if stroking a lover's hair, and covered her head.
"I said, you cheated on the wedding night?"
Cang Li lay at the end of the bed, watching them quietly, feeling very unconvinced.
Where did the wild ghost come from, the person who came to rob him.
Ye Wanting's hands kept moving, his five fingers formed into claws, he directly clasped the female ghost's head, and squeezed it hard.
The female ghost screamed terribly.
Cangli: "...Although it's wrong to seduce someone's husband, but are you killing ghosts and exterminating relatives?"
The female ghost understood, and said weakly: "No, I just want to touch... ah!"
The female ghost was thrown out and hit the wall hard.
She was terrified and ran away quickly.
Ye Wanting did not chase.
Cang Li didn't chase him either.
Cang Li is a little confused now, "Is she your old friend?"
Ye Wanting pressed his forehead, "What are you thinking?"
Cangli: "I thought you were so harsh, that female ghost is already full of anger, if you want to get together with her, just wait to be eaten."
Ye Wanting pulled up the quilt again, "One is enough."
Cang Li stepped on him.
People like Ye Wanting who are famous in the public can't break up ghosts at will, unless it is very urgent and cannot be captured, but they have to submit a report afterwards to inform the underworld of the reason.
The normal way is to imprison and arrest the ghosts, summon the underworld messengers, and hand them over to them.
Ye Wanting didn't throw it to the errand this time because of Cang Li.
He wasn't sure if Cang Li would be taken back together.
Cang Li looked into his eyes, feeling a little strange in his heart.
To him, night is the same as day, and he always feels that Ye Wanting's eyes are a little strange.
But Ye Wanting quickly closed his eyes, "Go to sleep, there will be no ghosts tonight."
Cang Li noticed that he was talking about tonight.
He sat there for a while before lying down on the bed again.
Ye Wanting is much more powerful than he imagined.
The ghost just now, although not very powerful, but Ye Wanting didn't use amulets or chant mantras, and seriously injured her purely with his own strength.
Only then did Cangli know why Ye Wanting was not afraid of ghosts at all and dared to anger him.
……
The next day, when Ye Wanting woke up, she was stunned.
The red robe was spread on the bed, but there was only one piece of clothing, and Cang Li was gone.
He went to the living room first, erased yesterday's plan on the wall, and wrote today's plan again.
Then I searched around the house, but I didn't see Cang Li's shadow.
Where have you been?
Ye Wanting only knew that he was fine, and the marriage contract allowed them to perceive each other whether they were still alive.
He still has class in the morning, so he can only put down the matter of finding someone first.
The time for morning exercise and breakfast was used to find someone, Ye Wanting went a few minutes early to have breakfast at the school commercial street.
The boss recognized him and greeted him, "Ms. Ye, what do you want to eat?"
Ye Wanting: "A cage of steamed buns, a bowl of sweet soy milk."
Boss: "Okay, sit inside, it will be ready soon."
There were many students in the store, and there were not a few who peeked at Ye Wanting.
He found a corner and sat down.
The boss moved very quickly, as soon as he sat down, things came up.
Ye Wanting thanked her.
When the boss turned around, he bumped into a student.
The student was caught off guard, and the things he was holding fell to the ground.
"I'm sorry." The boss apologized quickly.
But the boy screamed, "What are you doing? You dirty my things, how can you accompany me?"
The boss was a little embarrassed, said "I'm sorry" again, and went to greet the guests.
The boy had no time to pay attention to him, so he quickly bent down and picked up the card.
He squatted on the ground, blowing the dust on his head, and he was relieved when he saw that there was no oil stain.
In the center of the card, "843" glows coldly under the light.
His classmate found a seat and sat down, calling him: "Yue Ping, hurry up."
Yue Ping stuffed the card back into his pocket, "Here we come."
"What is so precious?"
"Nothing." Yue Ping said vaguely.
The classmate said: "I heard that An Ningning is breaking up with her boyfriend. Now is your chance."
Yue Ping pursed his lips, suppressing the joy in his heart, "Don't talk nonsense, it's my turn."
That's what the classmate said, An Ningning is also a well-known pretty girl in the history department, so naturally it's not Yue Ping's turn.
Yue Ping took this name, his appearance was mediocre, his family background was mediocre, his grades were mediocre, and his personality was also mediocre.
It's just that he pursued An Ningning, and the classmate had this impression, so he made a joke.
Yue Ping looked at his classmates laughing and laughing coldly, and sneered in his heart.
He whispered: "Soon, my good luck is coming."
Ye Wanting put down his chopsticks.
He didn't mean to eavesdrop, his hearing was very keen.
The boy's words inexplicably made him a little concerned.
He picked up the chopsticks again, picked up the steamed bun and took a bite. The next second, he pulled out a piece of paper and spat on it.
The Xiaolongbao was bland and lacked any umami taste.
A flash of inspiration flashed in Ye Wanting's mind, he touched his pocket and found a paper figurine in his shirt pocket.
The paper figurine is only the size of a palm and is simply cut into a human shape, a bit like a meme.
Three horizontal lines were roughly drawn on the head to act as eyes and mouth.
Ye Wanting: "..."
The paper man remained motionless.
Ye Wanting shook it, but it still pretended to be dead.
Ye Wanting smiled angrily, and stretched out his hand to scratch its itch.
He didn't hold out any hope, he didn't expect the paper figurine to feel itchy, but unexpectedly, the paper figurine flinched, then became angry and slapped his finger with a "slap".
After Yue Ping and the others finished eating, Qiqi got up and went out.
Ye Wanting took note of Yue Ping's appearance.
He packed the remaining xiao long bao and soy milk, packed a few more meat buns, and left the breakfast shop.
When she arrived at the office, Ye Wanting threw the leftover steamed buns into the trash can, held up the paper figurine, and asked, "Explain?"
Cang Li was also devastated.
He ate too much yesterday, so he found the Xiaoshi powder that he had prepared before and ate it.
But there are always some side effects when he mixes the medicine. He has never taken this medicine before, so he doesn't know what the side effects are.
It wasn't until he woke up that he was almost suffocated by his own clothes that he realized what the side effect was.
He turned into a cardboard man.
Not long after Cangli collapsed, he accepted his new body, and optimistically thought that he could go out to eat with Ye Wanting without having to walk by himself.
Sure enough, it was right to follow up.
Xiaolongbao is a delicacy in the world.
Only then did Ye Wanting know that Cang Li was actually a doctor.
Ye Wanting looked at him strangely: "You can definitely afford to call you a quack."
The paper man put his hips on his hips, "Get lost!"
This scene is quite interesting.
Ye Wanting wanted to eat the steamed stuffed bun bought by himself, but seeing Cang Li's current appearance, he had the urge to feed him, so he put him on the table and gave him the meat bun.
Cang Li ate calmly, "On the road."
After eating and drinking, he crawled back into Ye Wanting's pocket and found a position to lie lazily.
Ye Wanting took the book and locked the office door.
In the pocket, Cangli suddenly said, "There is something wrong with that boy just now."
You'll Also Like
-
Participating in a money-saving variety show, earning billions because of stinginess
Chapter 37 20 minute ago -
Mortal Cultivator
Chapter 334 33 minute ago -
Galaxy Lich
Chapter 598 1 hours ago -
The young man who cultivated the truth returned to the city
Chapter 668 1 hours ago -
I don't want to be a heroic spirit
Chapter 207 1 hours ago -
My villain wants to save himself, but the yandere heroine disagrees
Chapter 537 1 hours ago -
I, who was determined to stay in Naruto, became the white moonlight
Chapter 298 1 hours ago -
Naruto: Starting from the pursuit of Tsunade
Chapter 479 1 hours ago -
Hogwarts in the shadows
Chapter 398 1 hours ago -
Naruto? Post Bar Naruto Super!
Chapter 254 1 hours ago