I heard you asked me to take a bath

The three-day Mid-Autumn Festival holiday was over, and Bai Yan had returned to school. As soon as he entered the dormitory, he saw Ding Yao and Zheng Chuan discussing something excitedly.

"Xiaobai!" Ding Yao turned to see him, walked over quickly and said, "Did you see Luohe's Weibo?"

Bai Yan was stunned for a moment before realizing which one he was referring to: "You mean... the one about accepting apprentices?"

Ding Yao grabbed his shoulder even harder: "The Xiaobai Mr. Luohe mentioned...could it be you?"

Bai Yan nodded: "It's me."

Both Ding Yao and Zheng Chuan were stunned: "It's amazing my Bai!"

Bai Yan was pushed onto the chair by the two of them, interrogating the prisoner: "Tell me, why did you let Luo He accept you as a disciple?"

How did Luohe accept me as a disciple?

Bai Yan blinked: Actually... I don't seem to have done anything...

That is to say, I pressed his temples, squeezed his back, squeezed his waist...and...then...he kissed him.

Recalling the whole process, Bai Yan couldn't help but feel hot on the face, lowered her head and said, "I... didn't do anything..."

Ding Yao and Zheng Chuan looked at the blushing Bai Yan, and shouted at the same time: "Obviously there is something to do! It's too suspicious!"

Bai Yan covered her face: "I just flattered him a little bit."

The other two rushed closer: "Do you use your body?"

Bai Yan crossed her hands and hugged herself: "Of course not!!!!"

Zheng Chuan stepped back, stroked his chin and said, "Now Luohe fans are looking for your Weibo all over the world. Tell me, if I give directions in the comments, will you be popular?"

Ding Yao slapped his palm: "That's right, we can show the way for the masses of people who eat melons. Maybe we, Xiaobai, can become Internet celebrities by relying on the title of Luo He's apprentice?"

Bai Yan: "...Hi..."

Zheng Chuan: "First take a few cute photos of Xiaobai and upload them to the photo album. This is called the ability to test the appearance, but it depends on talent."

Ding Yao: "Then Ait Luohe is big, if the master and apprentice love to interact or something, I promise to make another wave of fans!"

Bai Yan: "I said..."

Zheng Chuan: "I'll take pictures first, Xiaobai sit up straight."

Bai Yan shook her head: "Stop making trouble, I don't have any works, and I'm not well-known. If I make such a big splash, I'll ruin my teacher's name."

"Smash the signboard?" Ding Yao and Zheng Chuan looked at him at the same time.

Bai Yan scratched her head, and smiled wryly: "You know that, right? The Tianming incident."

Ding Yao said slowly: "You mean, last year Tianming posted on Weibo to ask Luohe to be his teacher, but was rejected?"

Bai Yan nodded: "Yeah, think about it, that's Tian Mingda, the author of "The Legend of the Demon Fox". Such an outstanding apprentice Luo He didn't want such an outstanding apprentice, but he just accepted me. In fact, many people would find it incredible. I Now, I just want to hone my painting skills, and I don't want to make too many moths and cause trouble for Teacher Luo He." He lowered his shoulders, "Also, even if I circle Teacher Luo He, he may not necessarily interact with me, he He has been on Weibo for so many years, have you ever seen his Aite before others? Oh, except for the few times Aite went to the organizer of the comic book signing meeting, other than that, he never interacted with others. It can be seen that he He's someone who doesn't like trouble..."

When Bai Yan said this, she raised her head and suddenly found that Ding Yao and Zheng Chuan had already gathered in another corner.

Ding Yao: "Did you take a picture of Xiaobai's drooping eyes just now?"

Zheng Chuan: "I patted it, the angle is just right, the lighting is good, the eyelashes are very long, super cute."

Ding Yao: "I have already given directions on Luohe Weibo, you can post photos quickly."

Zheng Chuan: "Immediately, wait for me to give a like first..."

Bai Yan: "...you guys... did you listen to me!!(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"

……

In the end, under Bai Yan's timely stop, he finally kept his photo from being uploaded, but his Weibo name was already written by Ding Yao.

Bai Yan is unable to help his forehead: Why is there a sense of déjà vu that a bloody storm is coming...

He suddenly thought, has he posted anything messy on his Weibo before?Will there be a black history?

So he quickly opened Weibo, swiped it by himself, and found that... since he started the blog, all his Weibos are related to Luohe...

Moreover, the idiot attribute is obvious...

such as……

December 2016, 9

Forward Weibo

Bai Xiaosong: Ahhh, it's even more!Although short, the painting style is still awesome! qaq!Luohe, I love you!This is my knee for a year, please accept it all! //Luohe v: "One Leaf Boat" Chapter 30 has been updated, link to the web page.

December 2016, 9

Forward Weibo

Bai Xiaocounseling: Fuck, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.I decided that I want to marry Da Da!Stop me! //Luohe v: "One Leaf Boat" Chapter 29 has been updated, link to the webpage.

December 2016, 9

Forward Weibo

Bai Xiaosong: Wow, I went swimming, please take a picture!I want to see the abs! prprprprpr//Luohe v: It's rare that I'm free, so I went swimming. [picture]

Bai Yan slapped her face with a slap—Nimma, what the hell did I do? ! ! What the hell is prprpr!What a shame!

After a while, he saw that the unread messages in private messages were rising slowly. In just a few seconds, they jumped from a dozen, to forty, and then to eighty...

He opened it tremblingly, and the head portraits of various "One Leaf Boat" fans flooded into his eyes like a flood.

"Are you Xiaobai?"

"Are you the legendary Xiaobai?"

"Are you Luo Heda's apprentice?"

"My little apprentice's Weibo name is so funny, why is it called Bai Xiaosong? Because you are very cowardly? Hehehe~"

"I couldn't help but look at your Weibo again, and found that you are a big idiot just like us!"

"Hi, I'm a sightseeing group. The little apprentice has obvious idiot attributes, so cute hhhhh!"

Bai Yan held the mobile phone to Ding Yao and Zheng Chuanchuan: "Is it too late for me to log off Weibo?"

"do not!"

Ding Yao and Zheng Chuan said in unison: "Don't be cowardly!"

"I..." Bai Yan pointed at the rising number of fans of "Cengcengceng" and said tremblingly, "I'm starting to get scared..."

At this time, a voice message came on WeChat, and Bai Yan saw it was Luo He.

He was even more flustered—the news from Luo He at this time must be because he saw Ding Yao’s guiding comment... Now all his fans have gone to see my Weibo, but my Weibo is Does this strange style of painting make him feel ashamed?

If I had known before, I would have posted on Weibo a bit taller... Art exhibitions, art museums, Van Gogh, Monet, etc., at least they can be a little higher, so that people won't think that Luo He's apprentice is so low.

God, what have I been thinking...

Bai Yan took a look at Ding Yao and Zheng Chuan, and ran to the balcony to turn on the voice, and Luo He's voice came out of the receiver: "Bai Xiaoshou, how are you?"

That voice was as charming as ever, with a bit of a teasing smile.

Bai Yan replied with a voice: "Teacher...you also saw my Weibo?"

"Yeah, September NO.11, you wrote that you want to marry me, don't let anyone stop you, right?"

"No, no, no! I wrote that when I was out of my mind! I just read your update and it was too shocking, so I wrote it out of my head. Teacher, don't get me wrong..."

"September [-]th, do you want to see my abs? prprpr?" Luo He's voice sounded more pleasant, "You have already seen my abs, so you are not satisfied with just looking...you still want prpr Right?"

"teacher……!!"

"I didn't expect you to be interested in this area. I'd be happy to lick it for you. As long as you want, I'm here anytime."

Bai Yan blushed: "Teacher... please forgive me..."

Luohe sent a series of laughter, and finally paused, and said, "Did you like me a little bit today? Huh?"

Unexpectedly, he would suddenly bring up this topic. The "hmm" at the end of the sentence, with a raised ending, added a provocative meaning, which made him unconsciously think of the kiss last night.

Since Luo He expressed his heart to him last night, Bai Yan has not slept all night.

He grabbed the phone for a long time, and replied in a low voice: "Hold, I'm sorry... I may... still only worship you, Teacher..."

After the voice was sent, the other party didn't reply for a long time, Bai Yan suddenly felt that he had said something wrong, and held the phone in a daze.

However, 2 minutes later, Luo He sent a message: "It's okay, don't be stressed, as I said, any time, as long as you start to like me, I will respond to you."

After hearing this voice, Bai Yan couldn't regain consciousness for a long time.

Suddenly, Ding Yao called him from behind: "Xiaobai! Look at this comment!"

Bai Yan quickly gathered herself together, and walked back to the room: "What's wrong?"

Ding Yao pointed to a comment and said: "What does this person mean? What is the meaning of 'Tian Ming Da Da wanted to worship him as a teacher but he rejected him. Why is this Xiaobai'? Does Luo He have to go through him to accept anyone as an apprentice?" do you agree?"

Bai Yan saw that it was the last comment about "Tianming". Although many people replied and scolded her, many people also gave her likes.

So in fact, they must have thought this way in their hearts... The little-known self is not worthy of the words "Luohe apprentice".

His eyes darkened: "It's normal to have such thoughts..."

At this time, Zheng Chuan poked him on the shoulder: "Hey! Luo He posted on Weibo again!"

"Huh? When?"

"Just now! I returned Aite to you!"

Bai Yan hurriedly clicked on his Weibo, because he set Luohe as special attention, so it will be displayed whenever the other party posts a post.

I saw it said

Luohe v: It's the first time to accept apprentices, and I don't have much experience. Please give Bai Xiaosun a lot of advice in the future.Also, don't be too enthusiastic, it will scare him. [picture]

Bai Yan clicked on the picture and saw that it was a caricature of a big fox hugging a little rabbit. There was no line drawing or coloring. It was just a draft, so it could be seen that Luo He had just drawn it.

For some reason, he suddenly felt warm in his heart.

Within a few minutes of posting this Weibo, the number of comments reached more than 600——

"Fog Grass is a capitalized pamper!"

"Strength pet!"

"Caught off guard by a bite of dog food!"

"I kicked over this pot of dog food!"

"Where's my dog ​​food from 82?"

"Return to the master, the 83 one is broken, how about getting you the 49 one? It's from the year of the founding of the People's Republic of China."

"Luo Da, you have changed. Since you accepted your apprentice, your whole Weibo is full of pink bubbles. Where has my coldness gone?"