Amateur profiteer [planet]

They looked at the human who was coming, and saw that human nodded towards them, and said with a smile, "Hello, newcomers, I am Qianji, the Secretary General of the Star Alliance, an alien creature, and I welcome you on behalf of all the residents of the Star Alliance." arrival."

He smiled and spoke while quickly glanced at the surrounding creatures. Those Covenant residents he glanced at were taken aback, and then applauded in unison, expressing their support for the Covenant spokesperson with actions.

Ji Bei paused, "Hi, I'm Ji Bei, and this is my lover Shi'an... Would you please introduce us to the Star Alliance?"

He was a little confused by the situation in front of him. When he got here, he realized that the Star Alliance was completely different from what he had imagined.

Qianji didn't seem to be surprised by Ji Bei's question at all. He squinted his eyes and waved to the Star Alliance City behind him, "This is the Star Alliance City, the city where the Star Alliance headquarters is located."

As he waved his hand, a bird's-eye view projection of the entire city appeared in front of the two of Ji Bei.

This is an irregularly shaped city, surrounded by an empty sea, with countless traces of marine life faintly visible.And inside the city, all kinds of buildings stand without any logic.

They saw sky islands hanging high in the sky, and some high-altitude creatures lived above them. Connecting the sky islands and the ground of the city were tall trees that soared into the sky, and there were nests of countless flying creatures built above the trees.

The ground buildings of this city are even more varied, standing in every corner of the city ground in various shapes that are almost unimaginable.Cylindrical metal buildings, hemispherical cave buildings, and irregular round sculpture buildings...they are logically arranged and combined in a city in various forms, which obviously should give people a sense of chaos in the urban construction of this city, but overlooking the past, But it makes people inexplicably feel a subtle sense of harmony.

As Qianji's hand continued to wave, Jibei and the others saw the daily life of the creatures living in this kind of city.

The bored mechanical star came out of the metal building. He just stretched himself in front of the house when a large puddle of water suddenly splashed out from the top of a fish tank-shaped building next to him, which happened to pour on the mechanical star. Hearing several "zi la zi la", the mechanical star died gloriously.At this time, an octopus-like creature jumped out of the fish tank building, each of his eight paws was holding a water-absorbing rag, and when he saw the mechanical star, he threw all the eight rags on the opponent, and then It was eight claws working together to clean up the water on the mechanical star...

Their actions did not hinder the lives of their neighbors at all. Just as they were cleaning up each other beautifully, a group of dwarves carrying two large axes passed by them, and everyone pushed With a pile of square steel.What they didn't notice was that under his busy feet, a group of goblins who were about to go out were trampled on the door countless times. They had to wait for them all to pass by before slowly pushing the manhole cover away. Oh, no, it was their door. Walk out of the house slowly.

There are countless living creatures colliding with each other in the picture, but to the surprise of the two of Jibei, no matter how much their lives interfere with each other, there has never been any dispute between them, and some of them only have one or two disagreements. Malicious noise.

This city is very chaotic, but very harmonious; the city is a mess, but every building seems inexplicably in its place; every creature is disturbing others, but is also disturbed by others, but they never make noise.

Every creature seems to be able to find the most comfortable way of life and the friendliest life partner here.

Looking at this as if it was a city promotional film that had been filmed in advance, Ji Bei held Shi An with a complicated expression.

They have been to many planes, but no matter which plane they are in, they can't escape the struggle for power and resources. The intelligent creatures they have encountered all have the nature of seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages, whether conscious or unconscious To find the resources they need, and power and money are convenient channels to obtain resources. Therefore, countless intelligent creatures are struggling and fighting on the road of thirsting for power and money.

Even they, aren't they the same?

Jibei withdrew his thoughts and didn't intend to think about this issue any more.He took another look at the projected city panorama and asked, "Where is the headquarters of the Star Alliance?"

Hearing Jibei's inquiry, Qianji's eyes suddenly lit up, "Do you want to work at the Star Alliance headquarters?"

The other party seemed too enthusiastic, Ji Bei quickly shook his head, "No, I'm just asking!"

"...Well," Qianji was a little disappointed, he pointed to a small round house in the center of the city, which definitely didn't exceed ten square meters, "here."

Jibei and Shi'an were silent, and for a long time Jibei said with some difficulty, "Is it the Star Alliance, the superior organization of the mission center of all planes?"

"Yes!" Qianji was extremely calm, and then sighed again, "Oh, we used to be brilliant, but after Shi Wei absenteeism, we have only five employees left... By the way, Long Kong, that is The one you met in the gap between the planes, he should have told you? Is Shi Wei okay now? When will he come back to work!"

Having said that, he seemed a little indignant, and turned his head to look at the circle of creatures around him, "And you, all of you went to work in the Star Alliance and resigned within two days! Have you taken the Star Alliance labor laws seriously? I agreed to resign one week in advance!"

All the creatures in the surrounding circle looked at the sky innocently.

Hearing Qianji's words, Ji Bei and Shi An felt as if they had discovered something...

So in fact, they used to think that the Star Alliance headquarters was extremely tall...in fact, it was just a small workshop with less than ten employees, right?How exactly did they command thousands of plane mission centers?

Seeing their expressions, Qianji seemed to guess what they were thinking, "Don't underestimate the Star Alliance! We have employees with supernatural powers! There are thousands of them alone! We also have people with data superpowers, he With one system, we can handle all missions in an instant! So we are actually very good...so do you want to join the Star Alliance headquarters?"

Jibei Shi'an quickly shook his head, seeing the circle of creatures living incomparably free, they had already decided what they should do.

Qianji had already guessed the ending, and he sighed, "It's okay, just forget it if you don't want to..." He looked at Shi An suddenly, the smile on his face seemed to be fawning, "Shi An, I hope you I'll like it here...by the way, have you picked out a place to live yet?"

Shi An was obviously stunned by his individual roll call, "...No."

"No?" Qianji blinked, "Then do you want to live next door to my house? There is an open space there..."

The insect next to him said weakly, "That's my house..." Qian Ji glanced over, and his voice instantly disappeared.

As soon as Qian Ji's voice fell, the creatures around him suddenly exploded, and they spoke in various languages, "Actually, there is an open space next to my house..."

"Come to my house! There is also an open space next to my house..."

"Stay at my house, live at my house..."

"It's still my home..."

Jibei on the side frowned, always felt that Qianji seemed a little weird, or it should be said that the attitude of the creatures here was not quite right to them, and he always felt a little too enthusiastic. He pulled Shi'an behind him, these people were enthusiastic The target is obviously Shi'an, more precisely Shi'an as a time and space user.

The principle he has always believed in is that it is not profitable to get early, and he does not believe that these creatures at the highest level in the interstellar world are all stupid, good and sweet.Jibei's vigilance was extremely sharp in this friendly atmosphere, Qianji frowned, and suddenly turned to look at a flying insect beside him.

"Mr. Chong, don't I look like a human race today?"

The insect buzzed for a while, but Qianji still looked puzzled. He turned his head and looked at Ji Bei again, "I've become a human, isn't it kind enough? What are you guarding against?"

This question made the two of Ji Bei even more vigilant. When he was protecting An, he took another step back calmly, and replied softly, "What do you need us to do?"

"..." After a pause, his expression was a little annoyed, with a hint of embarrassment, "Um, did you discover my intention?"

Such a Qianji really doesn't look like a bad guy, but his words made Jibei and the others have to be vigilant again, Shi An had already pinched a space blade, and at this moment Qianji whispered.

"Is your name Shi An? I want to buy a pound of figs from my hometown. Can you help me?"

Shi An: "..."

Qianji's voice was extremely small, but it was as heavy as a thousand catties to the ears of the onlookers. In an instant, a large circle of creatures was completely boiling, and the scene suddenly became noisy again.

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Qianji's words seemed to enlighten the other creatures in an instant, and they immediately reacted and shouted.

"Wow, Qianji, you are too much! You actually spoke first! You are using your power for personal gain!"

"..." Qianji frowned, where did he come from!In the name of Secretary-General, he is actually doing odd jobs, right?He was about to speak for himself, but the voices of others immediately drowned out his speech.

I saw a jelly-like creature that looked like a 2-liter Coke bottle jumped from behind the crowd to Shi An in an instant, opened a pair of big watery eyes and said, "Shi An'an! I want to eat Chen Nei Road, the city next door to my house." Ji’s Rice Noodles! It’s on the Yaozhou plane! Can you help?”

"Wow, you have to trouble others with the food, you are too much!" A big furry panda stretched out its big palm and patted Mr. Jelly's face, "Shi'an, my requirements are relatively low, please satisfy me first Is it okay? I want the signed personal photo of the superstar Jian Fan in the Milky Way plane, or the unsigned life photo is also fine..."

Shi An paused, wanting to make sure that he had heard correctly.

Jian Fan, who was far away from Gan Xing, who was struggling to cultivate his abilities, sneezed. After a second of annoyance about why he didn't practice well before, after seeing the starship that the audience had swiped for him on the live broadcast screen, he silently He apologized to Jane who was already far away on a different plane. He felt that he might have to go to the Star Alliance to join forces with the other party later...

In Star Alliance City, Shi An asked suspiciously, "Jian Fan?"

This name seemed to tease the nerves of all creatures in an instant, and an elf with pointed ears flew over with wings, a delicate little face was wrinkled at this time, and there was a slight complaint in his voice, "Yes Shi'an, I think you don't know Jian Fanfan! Actually, I didn't like him very much at first, but he is really good-looking! Well, I want to buy a recording chip for "Forest of the Dead" starring him, Can you help?"

As soon as his words came out, the surrounding creatures gasped, and a transparent person who could only see his clothes in Shi An said, "You want simple and complex movie chips! The requirements are too harsh! Shi An, don't worry about it." He, I just need any special product from the Milky Way plane, which can make me feel the breath of the simple life plane!"

"Go away, you star fans! Shi'an, I want to send something to my ex-girlfriend, she is in the circle plane..."

Shi An: "..."

He felt that he needed to make a long-distance call to Jian Fan...

Shi An silently looked at Ji Bei, and after their eyes crossed, they saw each other dumbfounded in each other's eyes.In the end, Ji Bei was the first to react. Almost within seconds, he took a slow breath and then coughed loudly, stopping the commotion at the scene.

Jibei looked at Qianji, "I think maybe we need to discuss how to arrange it first?"

"This kind of thing is casual..." As a fan who just started to discuss Jian Fan's works enthusiastically with others, Qian Ji responded casually, and only realized it in the next second, and opened his eyes wide, "Yes, first Discuss the issue of housing! You say you creatures, new residents arrive, and you just let them stand on the street chatting, do you still have any way of hospitality!"

Zong Jun, Assistant to the Secretary-General of the Star Alliance, muttered in a low voice, "But you are the receptionist..."

Qianji must kill his eyes, and Mr. Chong silently shut up again.

Qianji, who was in charge of all the official administration and miscellaneous affairs of the Star Alliance, coughed lightly, and said to Jibei in a serious manner, "Well, where do you want to live? Come with me to the Star Alliance to see if there is any vacant space you like. Just build a house..." He glanced at the onlookers, "Is the lunch break over? Are you still going to work?"

The surrounding creatures paused, blinked their eyes and took a step back silently. After a long silence, some people began to turn around and walk away, looking back at Shi An and the others three times a step at a time, feeling rather reluctant to part.

Looking at the main street that was finally vacated, Qianji smiled, and led Jibei and Shi'an towards the Star Alliance headquarters. Jibei immediately inquired about cross-plane transactions.

Speaking of this, Qianji's enthusiasm became even higher, but he also complained about his subordinate Shi Wei who had been absent from work for many years, "Actually, if it weren't for Shi Wei, everyone would not be so enthusiastic about supplies from other planes..."

Before Shi Wei became a member of the Star Alliance, the residents of the Star Alliance City had been living a life of small farmers in the city-state that was almost self-sufficient and self-entertaining.There is no currency, no power, no class, no laws... In fact, there are laws in this aspect. The Star Alliance has a complete set of laws, but all of them are used to restrain and manage the mission centers of lower planes. Few in the Covenant have any awareness of the need to obey Covenant laws.

The origin of the existence of the Covenant City is no longer testable. No creature knows exactly when the Covenant appeared. Along with the Covenant, there are also the original Covenant creatures. They are some intelligent creatures born with the laws of the plane. According to the laws of the plane, they established the prototype of the Star Alliance and the mission center of the plane.

Later, more and more intelligent creatures who understood the laws of the plane and successfully broke through to the full level were guided to come here, and the Star Alliance City was built up little by little, but even if it developed to the scale it is today, there is still no creature mentioned. Make law on this issue.

Or it should be said that they don't need to restrain each other with the rules enforced by the law, because every Star Alliance resident naturally has a set of order in their hearts, and they enjoy the freedom within the rules, but they are not bound by the rules.

They independently contribute to the social operation of the city, and also receive feedback from the city.

Qianji did not consciously introduce the social form of the Star League City, but chatted with Ji Bei and Shi An about the life of the Star League City residents, and at the same time complained about Shi Wei, "The left side of the headquarters is Da Lei's residence, he comes from The rocky mountain plane is a petrified creature. He should dig a hole for the Teng Snake now. You know Teng Snake comes from the Red Flame Plane, where the temperature is as high as 50 degrees Celsius all the year round, so Teng Snake's temperature here is slightly lower than 25 degrees. going to sleep..."

He paused, "Speaking of which, Teng Snake was the first to be helped by Shi Wei. Shi Wei said that he had traveled to the Chiyan plane pitifully, and brought him the local solid magma to keep him warm... When Qianji said this, his expression was extremely tangled, "Then countless people went to Shiwei to help bring special products from the plane of his hometown..."

Jibei questioned, "We have seen the residents of the Star Alliance in the gap between the planes..." Does this mean that the Star Alliance at least has the tools to travel between planes?

"Dragon hole!" Qianji said, "The Star Alliance actually has a plane channel that is open all year round, but the rules stipulate that only those who hold the mission token of the headquarters can pass through." Indignantly, "Those bastards, they ran away after two days of working in the Star Alliance, even if they were given a business trip and travel benefits, they didn't come to work! Too lazy!"

The expressionless Mr. Chong squinted, "There are already thousands of mission applications submitted below that require your stamp, Mr. Secretary-General."

Qianji: "..." Will you die if you don't speak?

"They're all bad guys anyway!" Qianji felt aggrieved and angry, "And Shiwei, if he doesn't come back to work, I'll...I'm going to die of exhaustion!"

Shi An and Ji Bei didn't have any fluctuations in their hearts, and they even wanted to laugh a little.

They finally reached the Star Alliance headquarters all the way, and saw several creatures walking out of a very practical hemispherical stone house in front of them. The dinosaur brother Long Kong they met in the gap between the planes was also there. An and An's expressions were quite excited, but their eyes immediately turned into disgust after touching Qianji.

"Boss, why did you become such a naked, hairless creature!" Long Kong said with an unbearable expression, "It's so scary!"

Next to Shi An and Ji Bei, who are also naked and hairless creatures: "..."

Qianji flicked his bangs, "It's okay to be hairy, and I'm not going to pick up new residents..." He said and turned into a white-haired fox with nine tails in the blink of an eye , from a distance, there is no trace of variegated white hair balls, which is very pleasing to look at.

Seeing a fox and a dinosaur communicating without any obstacles in front of the Star Alliance headquarters, surrounded by a beetle-shaped creature, a spherical mechanical creature, and a dandelion-shaped creature walking with its own flowerpot...

After a few words of gossip, Shi'an and Jibei chose an empty seat near the interstellar headquarters, Qianji didn't tell them how to build their own house, but just arrived at the destination, they saw a few long A creature as big as a boulder stood there, and said in a low voice, "What kind of architecture do you like?"

Shi An blinked his eyes, and after looking at Ji Bei, the corners of his lips curled involuntarily.

Three days later, a building in the style of the Star Alliance was erected on an empty spot in the Star Alliance City. All the Star Alliance residents noticed that there was a huge light screen hanging on the top of the building, and on the light screen was a line of big words: ——Universal Currency Face Service Center.

It was still early in the morning, and a ray of sunlight came in from the window and shone on the big bed in the house. Shi An slowly opened his eyes, kicked the guy who was still entangled behind him mercilessly out of the bed, and then slowly lifted the quilt, He got out of bed a second before the guy who climbed onto the bed behind him jumped over again, and then walked to the window and pulled the curtains vigorously.

In an instant, the whole room was filled with sunshine, and Ji Bei who was still on the bed pursed his lips innocently, "Xiao An..."

Shi An put on his shirt, turned his head to look at Ji Bei, raised his eyebrows slightly, Ji Bei immediately got up from the bed, the quilt slipped off him, and he stood straight in front of Shi An, "Xiao An'an , to hug..."

Shi An: "...Hurry up."

Half an hour later, Jibei, who was ashamed to be hugged half an hour ago, arrived at the service center downstairs, and faced a large circle of Covenant creatures, showing the most standard smile, "Everyone, take your time, Universal Currency Service Center will wholeheartedly provide the most perfect service to all customers.”

Shi An, a technician of Universal Coin Group, was serious in the back, thinking about what to do after other coolies and surrounding creatures of Universal Coin Group came to the Star Alliance.Suddenly he felt a gaze cast on him, and when he raised his eyes, he saw Ji Bei who was working quietly turning his head back, showing him a silent grin.

Shi An's thoughts paused, but the corners of his mouth involuntarily began to rise slightly.

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"Hi everyone, this is the live broadcast from Room 201 of the Universal Currency Face live broadcast platform. I'm Jian Fan."

On the advertising light screen outside the Universal Currency Service Center in the Star Alliance City, such a picture suddenly appeared on this day, and the light screen was already crowded with countless people wearing posters with simplified and traditional characters on their heads or in their hands. Residents of the Star Alliance, when they saw Jian Fan appearing on the screen, there was a burst of howling immediately.

At this time, several years have passed since Ji Bei and Shi An came to the Star Alliance, and the scale of the service center is not the same as before.It was a small square western-style building at the beginning, but now it has been expanded into a large garden, including several surrounding households.In fact, not only the buildings were included, even the owners of these houses basically became members of the Plane Service Center.

In the leisure courtyard in the service center building, Shi Wei was sitting under a gazebo, flipping through his own wordless book for a thousand years, while Ji Wu put his arms around his shoulders and looked at the book together with him. Wordless book, the expression on his face changes with the content of the wordless book.Not far away, Jane was standing under the sun to carry out photosynthesis, while holding a light screen to watch Jianfan's live broadcast of plane travel. A black panther was leaning on his feet, rubbing against Jane's ankle stickily.

It has been a while since they arrived at the Star Alliance. On the day Shi Wei arrived at the Star Alliance, Qianji directly dragged Shi Wei into the Star Alliance headquarters, forcibly united with all the members of the headquarters, and trapped Shi Wei in the headquarters to work overtime for more than an hour. Zhou Zhou vented his hatred a little and was willing to let Shi Wei out.Of course, the main reason was that Ji Wu also followed in. After a group of single dogs in the headquarters were fed dog food for a week, they finally couldn't take it anymore, and hurriedly drove Shi Wei and the others out.

Shi Wei and Ji Wu took advantage of the opportunity to live in Shi An's residence. After the stone people walked around, the service center completed the first expansion.

Not long after, Jane and his black panther also arrived at the Star Alliance. At first they chose to build a vine-wood house by themselves, but recently after Shi An contacted Jian Fan, Jane also started to run to the service center, with an expression Still calm and breezy, but his eyes showed a bit of anxiety.

The service center was open as usual on this day, and it was only because it had been announced that Jian and Traditional would be broadcasting the scenery of the gap between planes today that it attracted so many viewers.Over the years, Jianfan's fame has grown as Shi'an and the others have brought more and more Jianfan's works and accessories, and they are almost becoming the national idols of the Star Alliance. When they knew that Shi'an and Jianfan were from the same position After the interview, and Jian Fan will also come to the Star Alliance recently, their enthusiasm is even higher, and they are counting down the time of Jian Fan's arrival almost every day.

In the lobby of the service center, Shi An rubbed his eyes, casually passed behind the service window, and heard the needs of customers in detail.

"It's the 350th anniversary of my wife's marriage next month. I want to go on a trip. Is there any place I can recommend?"

"What type of scenery do you prefer? The more popular tourist planes here include the Azurite plane with a full ocean view, the Candy plane of the natural candy world, and the cute pet paradise that is rich in stuffed animals. You can take a look at it!"

"In this way, my wife and I prefer primitive large beasts..."

"Then why don't you take a look at the Jura plane..."

The conversation between the customer service personnel and the customer passed by Shi An's ears. From his perspective, he looked up a little, and he could see that the customer who was talking just now was a creature that looked like a Persian cat. His hair Supple and beautiful, very pleasing to the eye, Shi An recognized that this was Mr. Kate from the plane of Meow, and when he heard him say that the couple liked large animals, Shi An paused slightly.

After a while of silence, he coughed twice and continued walking forward. After turning a corner, he saw Ji Bei looking at the air in front of him with great enthusiasm. From the style of the clothes, Shi An guessed The other person, Mr. Jiuba, who should be a transparent person from the transparent plane, just got a little closer, and Shi An heard Jibei's voice.

"Mr. Jiuba, don't you really consider Universal Coin to help? In fact, we are quite short of anchors. We can provide you with satisfactory treatment? In fact, we cooperate with the first matchmaking agency in the first city of the transparent plane. They said that there are quite a lot of transparent people of the right age..."

Jiuba, who was a little hesitant at first, paused when he heard the words, "Really? Don't lie to me!"

Seeing the drama, Ji Bei immediately hit the iron while it was hot, "Do you have any requirements on appearance? Report your sexuality and personality, don't worry, I will help you contact the first dating agency!"

The transparent man Jiuba waved his sleeves, and it can be seen from the shaking of his clothes that he was very excited at this time, "Ah, I like girls with fleshy flesh, I hope her age is 200 to 300 years old..."

"no problem……"

"There is a problem." Shi An pulled Ji Bei up from the chair and nodded to Mr. Jiuba, "Mr. Jiuba, we don't provide population smuggling services for the time being, but if Mr. Jiuba is willing to help at Universal Coin , we will try our best to help Mr. Juba keep an eye on the full-level residents of the transparent plane."

Jiuba was stunned, looking at the expressionless Shi An, he didn't know how to answer the conversation for a while, and after a long time he wanted to reply, but when he looked up, he found that Shi An had pulled Ji Bei away.

Shi An, who had left the service center at this time, was walking in front, while Ji Bei was behind with a grievance on his face, "Xiao An'an..."

Shi An said he couldn't hear.

"Little An'an..."

"An'an~"

"An'er~"

"Ji Bei," Shi An finally stopped and turned around, and said earnestly, "Be a good person and abide by the law, you know?"

Ji Bei: "..."

"Actually, I was joking with Mr. Jiuba haha!" Looking at Shi An's seriousness, Ji Bei quickly admitted his mistake, "I won't do this again next time, okay, An An..."

Shi An raised his eyebrows, turned around without saying anything and continued to walk forward, Ji Bei chased after him in two or three steps, "Xiao An'an, where are you going..."

"Simple and complicated."

"Ah, yes, that guy arrived today..."

Their silhouettes gradually elongated in the sunlight, and in front of them was the hemispherical building where they first arrived at the Star Alliance. At this time, Jian Fan had already stepped through the gate of the Star Alliance, and stood in the Star Alliance city. He saw something he had never seen before. A three-eyed creature.

The moment the three-eyed creature saw him, the whole creature couldn't help but tremble. Jian Fan and He Yanchuan, who was in the form of a panther, immediately became [-]% vigilant, but the next second they saw the three-eyed brother jumping up. .

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Jian Fan was taken aback for a moment, but before he could fully react, he saw a group of creatures suddenly pouring in from outside, with red hearts shining in their eyes.He Yanchuan subconsciously stood in front of him, but when they turned around, they heard a familiar voice.

"Fanfan, Yan Chuan."

They turned their heads and saw Shi An and Ji Bei standing behind the biome, and waved to them.

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As the only barber on the planet,

His customers are mainly hairy creatures with unique aesthetics.

One day, a human came to his shop.

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Dachengguan: This planet is under my jurisdiction, all vendors please consciously apply for a business license, thank you.

The only barber shop owner on the planet: no money.

Dacheng Guan: Let’s use your labor to pay for your capital, and get your fingerprints on it!

Store owner:  …

Three minutes later, the Dachengguan smiled with a pig's face: In fact, we can have a more gentle way of cooperation...

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This is an aristocratic landowner who was exiled to the dinosaur planet and led the dog-legged urban management team.

Using violence and the convenience of the position to force the planet to operate small vendors without a license as free labor,

Help him manage the messy primordial dinosaur planet.

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①Urban management big landlord Xiao Gongju vs. professional washing, cutting and blowing homeless man;

②The protagonist's force value exploded, punching Tyrannosaurus rex and kicking Velociraptor;

③This is a clone planet of the earth at the end of the Mesozoic (Jurassic-Cretaceous) period;

④This is a universe where your fist is big and you speak.