Enough is enough, to counterattack [entertainment circle]

It's all right!You hurry to sleep for me! " Gu Yuan roared.

Lu Li got annoyed when he yelled at him inexplicably, and hung up the phone feeling upset.

This person must be crazy, give him such a pass in the middle of the night, and use him as a punching bag.

But thinking about it carefully, Gu Yuan never seems to get angry, which is a bit too abnormal.

He called Gu Yuan back, but he was ignored.

Lu Li scratched his hair and lay down to sleep.

The next day, I didn't expect Rong Lin to find the crew.

Lu Li was pondering over his lines, when he saw a very familiar figure in the distance, a young man with a short hair and a denim jacket looked more and more like Rong Lin.

At that time, Cheng Bandit was sitting next to him and pulled him away: "I just remembered that the director has something to do with us."

But before they left, Rong Lin saw them, stood there and called out, "Lu Li."

Rong Lin stared straight at him, making him a little flustered.It felt like I owed him money, and I felt guilty all of a sudden.

"What's wrong?" Lu Li shook Cheng Bandit's arm and walked up to Rong Lin.

Cheng Bandit followed quickly, his face was shrouded in a layer of chill, and those eyes could make people feel bone-chilling cold.It was as if when he saw Rong Lin, he activated his defense system all over his body, ready to attack at all times.

Rong Lin acted as if he hadn't seen him, and tightly grabbed Lu Li's hand.

"Have you seen Gu Yuan?"

Cheng Bandit stared at Lu Li's hand, as if he was about to make a hole.After holding back for three seconds, he pulled Lu Li directly in front of him, and warned Rong Lin word by word: "Don't touch him."

Judging by his posture, it is possible to chop off Rong Lin's hand.

"Yesterday, he used your mobile phone to call me. What? Are you having a fight?"

After hearing this, Rong Lin frowned: "Don't listen to their nonsense, Gu Yuan and I don't have that kind of relationship."

"What's the relationship between living together?" Cheng Bandit said in a cool tone, "Pao-you?"

Rong Lin gave him a cold look: "I'm talking to Lu Li, can you stop interrupting?"

Cheng Bie raised his head arrogantly, his facial features were so handsome that it was suffocating: "I can't."

Lu Li couldn't stand it anymore, he turned his head and said to Cheng Bandit, "Shut up."

Cheng Bandit was stunned at the time, squinted his eyes, stood where he was, his face turned pale with anger: "Okay. I shut up."

He always thought that Lu Li was obedient to him. Although he didn't reveal the relationship, Lu Li belonged to him. This is an undoubted fact, but he didn't expect that Lu Li would dare to choke him. He was born to be a star that everyone focused on. People dare to show him face.This is not the most important thing, the important thing is that Lu Li actually choked him because of Rong Lin.In front of the rival in love, Cheng Bandit was so angry that his face was frustrated like this, he threw up his sleeves and left on the spot.

Lu Li didn't notice his emotions, he was just obsessed with what happened to Rong Lin and Gu Yuan.

But no matter how he asked, Rong Lin lowered his head and said nothing.

"You're so anxious, don't tell me if I ask you, forget it, I'm leaving! What's the matter with you, one or two of you are turning into sluts?" Lu Li tried to leave.

Rong Lin grabbed him: "It's not that I don't want to say it, but you don't want to hear it."

"Fuck, I can ask you so many times if I don't want to hear it?"

Both Gu Yuan and Rong Lin were his friends, they didn't know what went wrong, they kept it from him, it was because they didn't regard him as one of their own.Of course Lu Li was unhappy in his heart.

"Lu Li, I like you." Rong Lin looked into his eyes, not seeming to be joking.

"What?" Lu Li suspected that he was hallucinating.Rong Lin likes him?Just kidding.

"Yesterday Gu Yuan checked my phone and saw the star contacts in my phone. The note is..." Rong Lin lowered his head, obviously a little embarrassed, "The note is 'baby' so he called the phone half-jokingly. In the past, I didn’t expect you to be the one who answered the phone. At that time, he was angry and didn’t know where he went. I haven’t been able to contact anyone.”

"It seems that he's not just playing around this time, he should have genuine feelings for you." Lu Li analyzed with a frown.

"So what? I like you."

"Don't be joking." Lu Li smiled wryly, and took two steps back, "Go to a nearby bar and have a look. Maybe Gu Yuan is too sad to drink. As for the two of us, I'll just pretend I didn't hear what you said today. , try to be good friends in the future."

Rong Lin slowly clenched his hands into fists, unable to hide his disappointment: "Yes. I see."

Lu Li's mind was about to explode, but he still couldn't accept this fact. He shook his head and forced himself not to think about it anymore.

After returning to the crew, Lin Youwei saw his lost expression and couldn't help asking curiously: "What's wrong with you? The expression is like seeing a ghost."

Lu Li remained silent.

"The general came back just now, and his face is really scary. I didn't dare to breathe when I walked by him." Lin Youwei wrinkled her nose with a stern face, and she imitated it.

Lu Li was wondering, is Cheng Bandit angry?

"Lu Li, it's time for your camera." The makeup artist reminded him to change his clothes quickly.

Lu Li hurried into the changing room, forgetting to knock on the door.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw Cheng Bandit sitting there changing his shoes.

Before he could speak, Cheng Bandit pressed him against the wall.

Lu Li was a little frightened by his sharp knife-like gaze, raised his head, and ordered him with a forced calm: "Let go."

Not only did Cheng Bandit not let go, but he stretched out his hand and gently stroked Lu Li's thin lips with his fingertips.

Lu Li wasn't a vegetarian either, he struggled hard, begged him to hold him back, and pushed him against the wall with his backhand.

Cheng Bandit had fought against professional boxers before, and while marveling at how developed Lu Li's upper body strength was, he gently twisted his wrist.In terms of strength, Lu Li was definitely not his opponent, but he was afraid that if he hit him hard, he would hurt him, so he exerted all his strength, just enough to make him unable to move.

Lu Li's wrist was so twisted that he couldn't move it.

So he had no choice but to verbally attack Cheng Bandit: "Let go of me, I still have to change clothes. The filming will start soon."

Cheng Bandit didn't let go, looked into his eyes, and said calmly, "What did Rong Lin tell you just now?"

Cheng Bandit's series of behaviors today were too abnormal, out of his usual demeanor, and even started fighting with him.Lu Li felt very puzzled, but also slightly unhappy.

So, he gritted his teeth and refused to say a word.

"Little Golden Retriever. You are not good." Cheng Bandit frowned, pulled out a hand, raised his chin to himself, and forced him to look directly into his eyes.

Lu Li saw that in his beautiful eyes, there seemed to be faint flames beating. It seemed to be a volcano that had been suppressed for a long time and had not erupted, sleeping with terrifying power.

Cheng Bandit's handsome face moved down, approaching him inch by inch.With an irresistible air.

"What do you take me for?" Lu Li turned his head away, his tone as light as a sigh.

After Cheng Bandit heard this sentence, his pupils dilated suddenly, and he froze there, and the hand that imprisoned him slowly loosened.

Lu Li picked up the clothes behind him with a blank expression, and put them on his head.

Cheng Bandit watched him put on his clothes and leave without moving, and didn't come back to his senses until he was far away.

A gleam of light flashed in his eyes, and he quickly caught up with Lu Li.

The author has something to say: The saddest thing in the world is...

Lu Li: I regard you all as friends, but you all only want to have sex with me.

☆、chapter11 (Catch bugs)

Without even thinking about it, Cheng Bandit dragged him back to a place where no one was around, and asked him seriously, "Then what do you take me for?"

He was actually very angry in his heart, didn't he behave clearly enough, he just missed a word, even he didn't think it was necessary to say or not, but seeing Rong Lin today, he was very annoyed.He watched Lu Li being snatched away, but he acted like an outsider.

"Me or Rong Lin, who is more important?" Cheng Bandit approached him, his upturned nose almost touching his cheek.

Lu Li smelled a faint fragrance, and his breathing was stagnant, his mind was a bit empty at that time.

Lu Li, who was pushed against the corner of the wall, held up a hand, pulled the back of the bandit's head, and kissed him involuntarily.He sucked Cheng Bandit's lips, stuck his tongue into it, licked it twice, and then bit him hard.

Cheng Bandit thought he was dreaming, and subconsciously stuck out his tongue to cater to him, but the tip of his tongue was bitten hard. He grunted and touched the bitten place with his fingers. The excitement came, so he couldn't help smiling.He always thought that Lu Li was a docile little golden retriever, but he didn't expect him to be a little wolf cub, what a surprise.

Lu Li narrowed his eyes to look at him, half leaning against the wall, with a mocking smile on his face: "Isn't this what you want?"

Cheng Bandit raised his eyebrows, noncommittal.

Lu Li's costume had a large neckline, and Cheng Bandit's hand easily slipped in. His low and hoarse voice rang in his ears, "What I want is much more than this."

Lu Li chuckled, with a flirtatious expression on his face that he had never seen before: "I don't mind playing with you."

As he spoke, he took the initiative to untie Cheng Bandit's belt, and turned him against the wall.

Realizing what he was about to do, Cheng Bandit glared at him in disbelief, then raised his hand and punched him. The punch hit his chest, making Lu Li, who was picking off his clothes, stop.

"You fucking want to fuck me?" Cheng Bandit gritted his teeth tremblingly and said these words like a bolt from the blue.

He always thought that he was the one who took the initiative to attack, and that Lu Li was his prey, and he could only passively wait for him to pounce on him and eat it up.But he didn't expect Lu Li to want to have sex with him? !

The plot reversed too quickly, and he couldn't accept it.

For the first time in his life, being pushed against the wall by a man, Cheng Bandit's eyes lit up, the more he thought about it, the more ashamed and angry he became, his face turned pale.Grabbing his shoulders, looking straight into his eyes, he repeated his question again: "You fucking want to fuck me??"

"I just want to tell you that it's not a good feeling to be forced." Lu Li stroked his chin, reliving the remaining warmth from being squeezed by Cheng Bandit just now.

Just as Lu Li finished speaking, he heard hurried footsteps.

"Has Lu Li changed his clothes yet? The filming is about to start!"

Cheng Bandit let go of his hand, pulled up his pants, and kept a distance from him.

The visitor saw Lu Li leaning against the wall with Cheng Bandit standing next to him. He was puzzled when he heard Cheng Bandit say indifferently, "I just had a cigarette, we'll go over now."

Because they are afraid that smoking will have a bad effect if they are photographed, actors usually hide in places where no one is around to smoke.

"Okay, hurry up. I'll go there first."

After the man left, Cheng Bandit looked at Lu Li quietly.

Lu Li stretched lazily, brushed his hair and walked past him.

I only heard him say softly: "How do you feel?"

Cheng Bandit was stunned, it turned out that Lu Li was the one with the darkest belly.

Cheng Bandit was not born crooked, and later entered the entertainment circle, and tried men, and it was not bad, so he didn't have any taboos, both men and women were fine.

Cheng Bandit's lips curled up, as if he was more interested in Lu Li.

He has always liked challenging things.

After filming a scene, Lu Li was exhausted. The makeup artist came over to touch up his makeup. When he was shooting the horse riding scene, his hair was messed up and his forehead was sweating a lot.

Lu Li's skin was already pretty good, so he only had his brows shaped and didn't wear much makeup.The makeup artist patted some lotion on him and wiped off his sweat.

After exercising, his face was powdered, his lips were red and his teeth were white, and he wore a wig. He looked even more delicate than a girl.

Cheng Bandit sat not far away, drinking tea from a cup, staring at him motionless.

Seeing Lu Li standing up, his eyes followed him.

Feeling his gaze, Lu Li felt a little uncomfortable, "Why are you staring at me?"

"Are you shy now? Just now you kissed..." Before Cheng Biao finished speaking, Lu Li pulled him aside.

"There are a lot of people, are you not afraid of being overheard?" Lu Li looked around guiltily.

"Don't be afraid." Cheng Bandit was carrying his pockets, looking a little two or three centimeters taller than him, "Whoever wants to hear it can hear it, and they can say whatever they want. I don't care."

Lu Li took a breath, remembering Marcia's words, "All eyes are on you, just get used to it".

It's not that he has no feeling for Cheng Bandit. When he just kissed, the feeling of electric shock that he had never had before made the blood in his whole body boil, and every cell in his body screamed "I like it." Cheng Bandit", he himself never imagined that things would turn out like this.

Cheng Bandit looked at him, black curly hair sticking to his temples, deep eyes that were amazingly beautiful, full of deep affection that couldn't be melted away.

"Go eat." Lu Li said in a deep voice. For a moment, he wanted to call his brother immediately, confess everything to him, and persuade him to stop.

"You kissed me just now, do you think I'll just let it go?" Cheng Bandit licked the corner of his lips, and the tip of his tongue still hurt a little.

The scar was healed and he forgot the pain, and when Cheng Bandit was out of tune, Lu Li refused to talk to him.

When they went back to the hotel for dinner, Xiao Fei helped them turn on the TV to watch.

After adjusting the channel, he excitedly pointed to the screen and said, "The first episode of "Mountain and River Weeping" is broadcast today! Brother Cheng, Brother Han, you are so handsome."

"Mountains and Rivers Weeping" adopts the form of recording and broadcasting at the same time, which has received a lot of response.

So when the filming of this episode was finished, just in time for the first episode to air, Lu Li, Cheng Bandit, and Lin Youwei were all stopped by a group of reporters at the entrance of the crew.

In the face of the reporter's short shots, Lu Li could only use a smirk to cover up his nervousness, but Lin Youwei was quite calm, smiling faintly and looking unpredictable.Standing between the two of them, Cheng Bandit covered almost all topics.

"I heard that the heroine almost got into a car accident when filming this movie?"

Lin Youwei looked at Cheng Bandit.

Cheng Bandit: "It's just an accident"

"May I ask if there were any accidents when you were filming?"

Cheng Bandit: "My tongue was bitten."

Lu Li looked at him in shock, is he going to make this matter public?

"Because my Chinese is not particularly fluent, I have been practicing my lines, and accidentally bit my tongue."

Lu Li exhaled.

"Then what is the relationship between the three of you in private?"

All three said in unison, "Very good."

"I didn't expect you to have such a tacit understanding. It seems that the relationship is really good. Then, are Cheng Bandit and Lin Youwei really a couple relationship as the media said?"

Lin Youwei: "We are just friends."

Cheng Bandit: "We didn't know each other before filming this drama."

"Then may I ask, Cheng Bandit, are you and Chu Tian together?"

Cheng Bandit: "I hope everyone will pay more attention to this drama. I don't want to answer more about my personal relationship issues."

"Lu Li heard that this is his first time acting, do you think he's doing well?"

Lu Li thought about it carefully: "Not good."

"Why is it bad?"

Lu Li: "Because I am so handsome, everyone may be attracted by my face and ignore my acting skills. For an actor, it is difficult to break through."

"Haha, it seems that you are not humble at all."

Lu Li: "There is no need to be modest about this matter."

After answering the question, Cheng Bandit looked at Lu Li bitterly.

Lu Li was puzzled: "Did I say the wrong thing again?"

"It's fine if you're narcissistic, why say it?" Cheng Bandit said quietly.

"But it's like this, it's hard for me to let go of the burden of being an idol." Lu Li said aggrievedly.

Going back and looking at Weibo topics are all about "Mountain and River Weeping". Fortunately, everyone is discussing the plot and didn't pay too much attention to this interview.

#《山河哭》Which pair do you stand on cp##Give me a bottle of prince’s milk##小王爷萌萌哒##王爷I want to give you a monkey#

Lu Li was very excited because a group of girls were wailing on Weibo to give him monkeys.

Lu Li was very happy and couldn't help but feel complacent, but he didn't want to be too obvious, so he asked in a low-key manner: "What do you like the most about the little prince? Why do I think his personality is not very pleasing?"

With a proud look of "saying loudly that you love me", the tail is almost up to the sky.

Contracting my family Xiaolili V: I like the way you are pushed and say no with a proud face.

Once upon a time, there was a fresh mushroom bun: (covering his face) The prince is so arrogant!

Li Ge: The prince next door has a broken tongue, so you couldn't have bitten it, right?

Someone immediately replied: Lixuan hold me tight! ! !

Because the young prince's name is Tuobaxuan, and the crown prince's name is Tuobayi, their names are a bit of a mouthful, so the fans simply call them Lixuan.

Aircraft Xiaoyu: It was blown out by Lixuan!

I'm going to fly higher: @希骁太子头, your daughter-in-law asked you what you like about him?

Cheng Bandit V: I like the way he blushed and said no.

I have been turned over, I want to fly higher: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!The male god returned to me.

Green carp and Lu Li replied that I want to fly higher because my brand has been flipped: I heard that many people are pretending to be a star number, and the naked eye can't see it at all.

Lu Li V replied to Cheng Bandit V: No!

After replying to this day's Weibo, Lu Li turned off his phone and turned on the TV to watch the first episode of "Mountain and River Weeping".Looking at the strange self on the TV, he got goosebumps all over his body, and immediately switched to the TV to sleep.

He didn't see the text message Jiang Shaoyuan sent him until the next day.

The author has something to say: If there is a slight change in the previous content, if you feel that the baby is not up to the mark, you can read the previous text.

Please collect, and Huahua~ Recently, I am working hard to save manuscripts. Although I can't update them every day, everyone can fatten up and read them again.

☆、chapter12 (Catch bugs)

In the morning, Lu Li was woken up by Xiaofei's phone call.

He woke up very angry, only heard Xiaofei tell him about the recording of the program, he answered, hung up the phone, and continued to sleep with his head covered.

It has been raining in Hengdian for the past few days, and the weather is getting colder and colder. Lu Li was urged many times every day before he would get up.

In the end, it was Marcia who led someone to kill him directly, threw his quilt off, and woke him up by pulling his ears.

Lu Li rubbed his ears in dissatisfaction, and shouted, "Is this how you treat your artists? You still have to pay for my medicine when you're sick with cold!"

Marcia threw the clothes to him: "I wear the brand you endorsed today." Seeing that he was still shivering on the bed, Marcia directly turned off the air conditioner, "I have never woken up so much, because Clark never Don't make me worry."

Lu Li curled his lips, put on his trousers, shook his head and said, "Just wear this pair of trousers, sister? Where's my long johns?"

"Wearing long johns makes you look fat, bear with it."

"You're trying to freeze me to death. I don't! I want to wear long johns!" Lu Li protested dissatisfiedly while pulling on his sweater, and even kicked a sock away.

Marcia gave him a disgusted look, and motioned him to get out of bed to pick up the socks.

"Think about so many cameras pointing at you, I have to grit my teeth and endure the cold. Have you never heard the saying that vanity is the thickest cotton coat?" Marcia only wore a thin skirt, kicking A pair of stiletto sheepskin boots perfectly interprets this sentence.

Lu Li gritted his teeth and put on his socks, and rolled up his trousers: "Is there any baby warmer, I'll post some."

"Now the actress is still wearing a small dress with off-the-shoulder. The bottom is ripped out and there are warm babies. I guess Lin Youwei must have brought them. I'll borrow some for you when I go somewhere."

Wearing a pair of sunglasses and a coat, Lu Li followed Marcia out.

To the place where the program was recorded.

Lu Li saw Lin Youwei at a glance. Who said actresses still wear off-the-shoulder dresses? ! !Lin Youwei was wrapped in three layers, like a rice dumpling.

Marcia obviously didn't expect it, so she had to turn to Chu Tian who was standing not far away.

The painting styles of Chu Tian and Lin Youwei are quite different. She is wearing a V-neck slit dress, standing among the crowd with fluttering long hair, 1.8 meters long legs, and a body that is so good.

Lu Li glanced at Lin Youwei, and smiled in half a step: "Look, this is what you call dedication. Look at you, you can only see two eyes if you wear such thick clothes."

Lin Youwei was drinking milk tea, and steam from the pink thermos poured onto her face, she sighed contentedly: "We are not following the same route. I belong to the pure route, and Chu Tian is the goddess route. .”

Chu Tian is a supermodel who turned into an actor. In recent years, she has become more and more popular, and the scandals have continued. Not long ago, a reporter photographed her sharing a car with Cheng Bandit to eat.

In today's program, Chu Tian came on behalf of another drama, that drama was broadcast on Thursday and Friday, and "Mountain and River Weeping" happened to be broadcast at this time.Because they are both costume dramas, people often compare the two dramas.

Lu Li felt that their "Beauty in the Harem" and "Mountain and River Weeping" were not comparable at all. Apart from being both costume dramas, they had nothing else in common.

Chu Tian was chatting with Marcia when Cheng Bandit came.

He was still wearing a suit coat, and the well-tailored suit made him stand taller. His chiseled mixed-race face was indifferent and handsome.

He walked over to say hello to Marcia, and walked over as if he didn't see Chu Tian.

Chu Tian's face that was smiling happily when she saw him was a little stiff at the time, but she quickly recovered her graceful posture.

Lu Li turned his head away, not wanting to talk to Cheng Bandit any more.

But Cheng Bandit sat next to him very naturally and asked the makeup artist to help him with styling.

"Just now Xiaofei drove to buy the crab roe steamed buns, eat a few first." Cheng Bandit glanced at the very delicate food box on the table, which was still steaming.

With a sharp nose, Lin Youwei walked over pretending to be surprised, and took a deep sniff: "What is this?"

Lu Li took the opportunity to lift the lid and didn't ask Cheng Bandit how he knew he hadn't eaten breakfast. He took out one and chewed it, making him blush.

"Is it delicious?" Lin Youwei looked at him eagerly, "What kind of taste?"

Cheng Bandit answered for Lu Li: "What do you think the crab roe buns taste like?"

"I don't believe it!" Lin Youwei had an expression of "If you don't give me a taste, I won't believe it even if I beat you to death".

"Didn't you have breakfast?" Cheng Bandithu asked.

"Look at how stingy you are." Zhong Han didn't know when he appeared. Standing behind Lin Youwei, he snatched the box containing the steamed buns and handed it to Lin Youwei. Go buy it for you."

"Give it back to me!" Cheng Bandit snatched it up, "I bought it after traveling so far, so I can't spoil it for you!"

"Didn't you just say that you asked your assistant to buy it?" Lin Youwei was very sad when she saw that the food she had eaten ran away again.

"I forgot...don't worry about it, I didn't buy it for you anyway." Cheng Bandit blushed suspiciously.

Zhong Han pulled Lin Youwei over and snorted: "We don't eat his food, there's nothing special about it. It's just a few buns, I'll take you to buy them. Eat as much as you want."

Lu Li looked at the two big men speechlessly, fighting over a basket of steamed buns: "I didn't expect you to be so childish."

Cheng Bandit didn't hear this, and handed it to Lu Li as if offering a treasure: "It will be cold soon."

Lu Li just thought it was funny, and finished eating after taking a few bites.

The recorded program this time is a program called "Who is the Answer King".Every time this program invites two groups of guests to compete, the losing team will be punished.

So at the beginning of the game, Gu Jiacheng said harshly: "If we lose this round, I will do five consecutive backflips."

Gu Jiacheng is the leading actor in "Beauty in the Harem", and he is also one of the hottest little fresh meats. He used to learn martial arts, so five backflips shouldn't be a problem for him.

But the host still let out an exaggerated exclamation, waiting for Lu Li's team to express their opinion.

Because the members of this group, Mileage Bandit, grew up in the United States, he should not be troubled by the English class. Seeing how happy everyone is, Lu Li threatened with confidence: "If our group loses, I will take off my clothes and dance." .”

This flag stands up and flies.

Even Cheng Bandit didn't think about it, and asked him secretly: "Are you good at math?"

Lu Li was puzzled: "What?"

"The last level is Sudoku. Are you confident you can answer it all?"

"Hold the grass! Sudoku? What the hell? Isn't it an English question?" Lu Li scratched his head. He remembered that the last time he read the question was in English.

"The content of each issue is different." Cheng Bandit paused, "And Shen Yu in their team used to be a math teacher."

Lu Li felt bad immediately after hearing this, the program team didn't notify in advance at all!This time I'm going to play off!

Cheng Bandit smiled and folded his arms to watch the fun.

Lu Li poked Lin Youwei with his elbow, and asked her softly, "How is your math score?"

Lin Youwei shook her head blankly: "I haven't been studying mathematics since I finished high school. I entered the showbiz because I don't like studying."

Tsk tsk, it seems that this is also a product whose nutrition is all grown on the face.

Lu Li felt hopeless. He knew that after a few days of exercise, he would lose his followers once the show aired.

After the harsh words, the people from both teams were ready to start answering the questions.

The four people in Lu Li's team here are his support uncle, Cheng Bandit Lin Youwei, and himself.This host is a famous comedian, and it is impossible to help them win for the sake of the show.Let's rely on Cheng Bandit.

On the opposite side were Chu Tian, ​​Gu Jiacheng, Shen Yu and another host.Chu Tian has a very high IQ. I heard that she got a double degree in the UK and is a famous female academic bully.

At the beginning of the first round, Chu Tian showed her nature as a master of learning. She passed ten levels in a row, and none of the questions could stump her.

Lu Li barely finished answering the first ten questions. The second level required jumping to step on the correct answer. Only those with good reflexes and physical strength could do it.

Chu Tian lowered his head, revealing a large area of ​​snow-white skin on his chest. Lu Li felt a little angry when he saw it. In order not to delay the game, he resolutely took off his coat and put it on for Chu Tian.

"Don't think that I don't know what your plan is! If you want to confuse me, there is no way!" Lu Li cursed in his heart.

But Lu Li's academic performance was not good since he was a child, he was at the bottom of the exams, and he didn't know anything about ancient poetry.

People come out: Hibiscus tents warm the spring night.

He answered: From then on, the king does not go to court early.

People come out: 3000 beauties in the harem.

He answered: The iron pestle is ground into embroidery needles.

Others said: There is a way to heaven, you don't take it.

He answered: There is no limit to the sea of ​​learning and hard work.

After Lu Li finished answering the questions, almost none of his opponents could stand on the stage, because they all collapsed with laughter.

In the last sentence, the host asked him what the next sentence would be after ten years of life and death.

The popularity rate of this poem is very high, the host saw that he couldn't answer a single question, so he deliberately let him down.But Lu Li still didn't know, and couldn't connect at all.

Since he was a child, he has adhered to the principle that as long as the teacher asks him to answer questions, he must never disappoint the teacher. Even if he can't, he still has to make up an answer.Lu Li frowned and repeated in his heart, ten years of life and death, ten years of life and death...

Got it!

Ten years of life and death, Pleasant Goat, Big Big Wolf!

Lin Youwei laughed so hard that she almost looked up, Cheng Bandit shook her head and sighed.

Lu Li also felt quite honored, at least he got all the answers right, it's like a student who did a full test paper but got a zero.Each of these students, like Lu Li, has a heart full of pride and self-esteem.

Chu Tian beat Lu Li easily, and continued to fight again in the second round.

This game is Cheng Bandit vs. Chu Tian.

Before the game started, Chu Tian lost her mind, and the right to answer the question was snatched by Cheng Bandit.

Chu Tian raised her head and glanced at Cheng Bandit, a fiery light flashed in her eyes.

The author has something to say: How do I feel that the babies in my collection are all diving parties.

No one caught bugs for me, crying~==

☆、chapter13

As soon as Cheng Bandit came on stage, the group of little girls screamed deafeningly like wolves.

Lu Li shook his head and lamented that popularity is only used to annoy people. When he played just now, he rarely even applauded personally.

Cheng Bandit was carrying the mission of their team, Lin Youwei and Lu Li stared at the big screen without moving, and cheered Cheng Bandit with clenched fists.

Here they were shouting vigorously, and the fans below were also crying and howling, and the scene fell into chaos for a while.

Cheng Bandit faced the auditorium, raised his index finger slightly, put it on his lips, blinked his eyes and made a "shh" movement.

After a commotion in the audience, it was so quiet that a gasp could be heard.

The host breathed a sigh of relief, took the question card in his hand, pointed to the big screen behind him and said, "Are you two ready?"

"Ready." The two said at the same time.

"Cheng Bandit studied science in college, so he should be good at math." The host next to Lu Li said.

Lu Li remembered that he searched for the personal information of the process bandit on the Internet. It said that he graduated from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in the United Kingdom. At that time, Lu Li thought that he had given the money to the browser. Now that the host said the same thing, he really had to admit it. Cheng Bandit is indeed very good.

But it was this very good person who made three mistakes in a row at the beginning.Lu Li was dumbfounded, and even Lin Youwei couldn't help complaining: "He didn't mean to release water on purpose, did he?"

Because Cheng Bandit, who grew up in the United States, even misspelled the third-level English vocabulary just now.This is really shocking.

Chu Tian looked at the man in front of him with a calm expression, who had been losing to her all the time. He had an incomparably handsome face and a perfect figure, but he exuded a dangerous aura warning others not to approach him. This aura was fatally attractive. Commonly known as hormones.When she thought of this face and his smooth chest, she was a little distracted.

I heard the audience sitting in the front row say: "Clark is deliberately giving way to Chu Tian, ​​it's too obvious."

"Yeah, Chu Tian is beautiful, probably because he can't bear to embarrass others."

"What a gentleman."

Chu Tian's heart couldn't help but move, she raised her eyes to write down the answer to the question, and the corner of her mouth slightly curled up.

Has he really not forgotten himself?

Cheng Bandit casually ticked off the correct answer and accurately avoided the correct answer. Seeing Lu Li who was standing beside him was about to cry, he pressed the corners of his lips and showed a restrained smile. It's hard to see.

It's really interesting to see him scratching his heart and lungs anxiously.

Cheng Bandit deliberately lost several rounds in a row, let alone, he really wanted to see how Lu Li danced while taking off his clothes.

It is estimated that if he loses another round, he will be able to get his wish.

Cheng Bandit couldn't help but twitched the corners of his lips, and pressed an option casually.A piercing reminder sounded from the stage: "The answer is wrong."

Ok, you're done.

Lu Li watched him walk from the stage with a dark face.

Cheng Bandit looked at him innocently, without even averting his gaze.

"You did it on purpose." Lu Li frowned and glared at him, "I don't believe you can't spell that polite! Even I can!"

"You are awesome!" Cheng Bandit patted his head with narrowed eyes, and praised him sincerely.

Hey, what happened to being praised, so happy?

Lu Li held his head up proudly, and snorted, "I know a lot of English words. I should be allowed to win this round. I won't let that female model go."

"You think I was letting her in just now?" Cheng Bandit approached Lu Li and said quietly behind him.

Because everyone was competing in the stands, and no one cared too much about what they were doing backstage, so Cheng Bandit directly put his hand under the hem of Lu Li's sweater.

His fingers were cold, Lu Li couldn't help but shivered, and glared at him, "Damn, what are you doing?"

Cheng Bandit touched all the way along his spine and came down: "I'm telling you, I have no sexual interest in women, I only have sexual interest in you."

"Really?" Lu Li frowned, seeing that the host was blocking him, he grabbed the little Cheng Bandit not to be outdone, then quickly stood up, folded his arms and hid under the camera to provoke him. laugh.

Cheng Bandit raised his eyebrows