Enough is enough, to counterattack [entertainment circle]
Chapter 1 found that Cheng Bandit was still there, and he stared at himself with a smile. (11)
Express its dissatisfaction with Cheng bandits.
Cheng Biao raised his eyebrows, hugged Lu Li proudly, and whispered in his ear, "I think this little erha is really lonely, so I found a companion for him. Not long ago, Marcia insisted on Give me a golden retriever, I think it's too small, let her raise it for a while, and I'm going to pick it up tomorrow."
He had already told Marcia that he wanted to get a dog, but he was too busy at that time to find time.
The golden retriever puppy that is still nursing is only as big as a mineral water bottle.
When Cheng Bandit carried it over, it was dozing off.Sleeping soundly with Cheng Bandit's sleeves in his hands, squinting his eyes, all he could see was a fluffy ball.
Lu Li poked its little nose with his hand, and the golden retriever puppy stretched out its paw and waved it in front of it, then continued to doze off.
Normally, whenever Lu Li called "Cheng Bandit", he would also call "Little Golden Retriever".
The two almost pinched each other because of the two dogs.
The balcony at home is a good place to bask in the sun. Normally, "Cheng Bandit" always likes to lie there, but since "Little Golden Retriever" came, it has been disturbed and clean.
Dogs have strong domain awareness. Although this dog is small, its temper does not seem to be small.Seeing "Little Golden Retriever" approaching, he rushed towards him with grinning teeth.
The husky is fierce in appearance, so frightened by it, the golden retriever puppies rolled all over the ground in fright.
Cheng Bandit had been observing in secret for a long time, and now he hurried up, picked up the hair on the back of Erha's neck, and proudly said to Lu Li, "This dog of yours is bullying the little dog."
Lu Li snorted, but did not admit it.
"The puppy did something wrong, you, the master, should bear it for him." Without further ado, Cheng Bandit hugged Lu Li's waist and began to kiss him.
Seeing this, the little Erha jumped up and bit Cheng Bandit.
Cheng Bandit felt pain in his ankle, so he couldn't help but let go of Lu Li. He looked down and saw that his trousers were torn, and when he lifted them up, there was a row of tiny teeth marks, and the trousers were already stained with blood.
Holding grass, it really hurts.But fortunately, it was worth it to kiss the little golden retriever.
Cheng Bandit frowned and inhaled, Lu Li knelt down and took a closer look.
"Go to the hospital." Lu Li frowned and glanced at the little Erha, then tapped its nose, "Squat in the corner and reflect for me!"
Cheng Bandit leaned against Lu Li's shoulder in a weak way, "I'm so dizzy, maybe I've got rabies."
Lu Li hugged his waist and walked out step by step.
In the battle of wits and courage between Cheng Bandit and Husky, in the first round, it was considered a victory.
He was happy for a few days, and he had more work to do, and the number of occurrences gradually decreased.Even the little Erha felt bored, lying at the door from time to time, looking at Cheng Bandit's door, barking.
Cheng Bandit is recording a song, and Lu Li is filming a web drama.Lin Youwei is really flustered, she doesn't know what to do at home every day, and there is no new play to find her.
So Song Qi asked her out for dinner, and she agreed without hesitation.
The first time I ate Yangzhou cuisine, Lin Youwei pretended to be a lady.The second time I ate hot pot, Lin Youwei was afraid of scaring Song Qi, so she ate very carefully and didn't feel full at all.The third time, Song Qi took her to eat Sichuan cuisine.After eating, Song Qi answered the phone.
She accidentally glanced at Song Qi's phone, and the screen wallpaper turned out to be her photo!
Lin Youwei has taken countless portraits, but she remembers this one clearly.
When you are in high school, you have to apply for the college entrance examination according to the photo of the admission card.At that time, Lin Youwei had just cut a very stupid hairstyle, her bangs were below her eyebrows, revealing her forehead.The ends of the hair are uneven like a dog has chewed on them.
At that time, Lin Youwei wore two shofar braids and took pictures in front of the red background.I remember clearly that someone farted next to me.She couldn't help laughing out loud, and the photographer snapped a photo.
She was bewildered.
Later, she lost her test admission ticket and got another one.
Unexpectedly, Song Qi also had this photo, black history, black history.
Song Qi finished the call, held her hand, and smiled at her sideways.
There was a spring breeze in the smile, slowly blowing away the little peach blossoms in her heart.
Lin Youwei couldn't help but think of the time when she had a crush on Song Qi in high school.
Song Qi took her to the movies, in the dark theater, he bent down, and gently pressed a kiss on her forehead.
Then he grabbed Lin Youwei's hand and asked her softly, "Weiwei, would you like to be with me?"
Song Qi's face was cold and calm, but the palms of his hands were already sweating from tension, damp and warm.
At that moment, Lin Youwei was stunned, and nodded straight.
Back at Lu Li's house, she felt as if she had lost her soul. She couldn't regain consciousness, and sat on the sofa looking at her hands in a daze.
"What's the matter today? I'm out of my mind." Lu Li finally came back, turned around and was about to leave before sitting down. He hadn't seen Lin Youwei for several days. Seeing her sitting there in a very ladylike dress, Lu Li had a guess. Seventy-eight percent sure.
"I seem to be in love." Lin Youwei said blankly.
Lu Li silently sighed, thinking, this is terrible.
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☆、chapter40 (Catch bugs)
As long as people get busy, they feel that the days go by quickly.
It was the Spring Festival in a blink of an eye, and Lu Li finally had a full vacation, and finally got a good night's sleep.
Years ago he was on the set almost every day, wishing he could work twenty hours a day.
The director and the staff worked harder, and stayed until later to rest.Gradually, Lu Li could also understand what the so-called dedication was.
Cheng Bandit was busier than him, and he was never seen all day long.He didn't come back until Lu Li fell asleep, and everyone left before Lu Li woke up.
Although the two lived only a wall apart, they met very rarely.
During the Spring Festival, Cheng Bandit's new song really topped the charts, and basically everyone could hum a few words.
Lu Li was sitting on the sofa with his dog in his arms and listening to his song, feeling empty in his heart.
All in all, he and Cheng Bandit haven't seen each other for at least half a month.After Lin Youwei left, his whole room became deserted.
Moving back home is still a bit popular, especially Xiaoyuan, who asks as if chanting scriptures in his ear all day long: "When will Brother Cheng Bandit come to see me?"
Lu Li was annoyed by her question, he frowned and didn't want to answer.
Maybe it was because Xiaoyuan mentioned it in his ear every day, so he was upset, his mind was full of Cheng Bandit's face.
Looking at his Weibo, there was nothing else but the official promotion. Lu Li couldn't find anything after scrolling for a long time. Sitting on the sofa, he was lost in thought, only to hear a burst of laughter coming from outside the door.
Just by hearing the voice, you can tell that Aunt Qin must have a smile on her face: "Hey, you are really good at talking. Auntie is so old, how can you compare with a little girl?"
"Auntie, it's all because you take good care of yourself. I didn't even realize your age. People would believe that you are Xiaoyuan's older sister."
Lu Li felt that the voice was familiar. Turning around, he happened to see Cheng Bandit's eyes, full of smiles.
"Why are you here?" Lu Li was full of doubts, because today was different from the past - New Year's Eve, it stands to reason that Cheng Bandit should be with his family.
"I brought Xiao Cheng here. I happened to meet him on the road. He was shopping alone in the supermarket. His family is in the United States. I see him spending the New Year alone. It's pitiful. Why don't we take him back home?" Our family is here." Aunt Qin smiled and looked at Cheng Bandit with satisfaction in her eyes, "Anyway, one more person means more chopsticks."
Speaking of chance encounters, Lu Li would never believe that someone like Cheng Bandit, who finds it difficult to meet, would be so easily met by her.
But Cheng Bandit was not polite. After putting down the gift boxes in his hand, he took advantage of the opportunity and sat next to Lu Li.
Lu Li smelled the long-lost smell on his body, and felt quite satisfied in his heart.
"Let's celebrate the new year together this year, and every year in the future, we will spend it together." Cheng Bandit put his hand on Lu Li's waist while Aunt Qin was going to the kitchen.
Xiaoyuan suddenly jumped out from the corner, caught off guard when she saw such a scene, she covered her mouth and pointed at Cheng Bandit in surprise, "You actually..."
Cheng Bandit winked at her and smiled, and then not only did not let go, but also increased his strength.
Children nowadays probably don't understand so much, Lu Li pushed Cheng Bandit's hand away, thinking to himself.
Unexpectedly, the little girl opened her mouth and said: "Aiya!!! Brother, are you really together? I have always been very optimistic about your CP!!!"
Lu Li looked at Xiaoyuan who was so excited that he was about to fly out, smiled awkwardly, and blushed suspiciously.
Cheng Bandit took off his coat, and inside was a light brown plaid suit. It happened that Lu Li was also wearing a light brown plaid shirt today, which looked no different from a couple's outfit.
Madoka strengthened her guess even more, and surrounded the two of them all morning asking questions, looking nympho.
In the afternoon, only Cheng Bandit and Lu Li stayed at home.
Lu Li watched TV for a while, and Cheng Bandit sat next to him, with one corner of his mouth smirking and asked, "I haven't seen you for so many days, do you miss me?"
Lu Li lowered his head, showing his slender and fair neck, and replied in a nonchalant tone, "No, I'm so busy every day, I don't have time to think about these things."
Cheng Bandit hugged him, slowly reached his right hand into the hem of his shirt, lowered his head and rubbed against his ear: "Really."
His breath was so warm that Lu Li couldn't help but shuddered, feeling numb all over.
Cheng Bandit was familiar with his body, and easily unlocked his password.
Noticing the subtle changes in Lu Li's body, Cheng Bandit gently bit his earlobe, and said in a hoarse voice, "Your body is telling me that you miss me so much."
Lu Li frowned, as if he couldn't stand his charm, he gasped, raised his head and kissed his lips.
After not being together for a long time, Lu Li made physical contact again, and a surge of electric current surged all over Lu Li's body, and he couldn't help cupping his face.
Cheng Bandit never expected that Lu Li would respond to him so proactively.
At first, he was taken aback for a moment, but soon turned his back on the customer.
The lips are soft and delicious, and they are extremely smooth.Cheng Bandit attacked the city, raging between Lu Li's lips and teeth, unbuttoning his shirt one by one, covering his smooth chest.
Reason told Lu Li that his family members might come back at any time. They are sitting on the sofa now. If they were seen by their family members, the consequences would be disastrous.He said out of breath, "Cheng Bandit, don't be like this..."
Cheng Bandit curled his lips into a smile, and put down his hands that were doing indescribable movements, but Xiao Luli held his head high at this moment, and reacted a little.
A blush appeared on Lu Li's face, he unconsciously tightened his legs, and closed his eyes in agony.
"Why? Can't bear it?" Cheng Bandit's breathing became quicker, and his voice became extraordinarily magnetic. It sounded no different from provocative.
In the end, Lu Li still couldn't overcome his primitive desire, and pressed Cheng Bandit's hand to the place just now.
Cheng Bandit raised his thin lips slightly, and bit Lu Li's lips hard.
The breaths of the two people were tightly entangled, and the temperature between their bodies became higher and higher.
"Are you comfortable baby?" Cheng Bandit grabbed Lu Li's waist and tried his best to relieve the pain on his body, "You're done, should you let me have a good time too? Hmm?"
"No...don't..." Lu Li bit his lip, resisting subconsciously.
Cheng Bandit gently kissed the tip of his nose, earlobe, and chin, all the way down to the sensitive two points, and swirled and licked gently.
"Um... um..."
Lu Li arched his body involuntarily, and moaned emotionally.A gesture of invitation was sent to him.
At this moment, there was a sudden sound of prying the door lock outside the door.
"Today are you going to make pickled fish again?"
"Great, I like pickled cabbage fish the most."
The voice of Lu Chengliang and Xiaoyuan's conversation came over, startling Lu Li.
Cheng Bandit reacted quickly, immediately picked up Lu Li and walked to his room, turned around and locked the door behind him, then threw Lu Li heavily on the bed.
Cheng Bandit's movements were done in one go, and when Lu Li realized it, he was already under him.
The two of them were panting heavily in the room, and they could vaguely hear the conversation between Aunt Qin and Lu Chengliang in the living room.
"Where did the two children go? Why didn't they see anyone?" Aunt Qin wondered, "Could it be that they went out again?"
"Go and see, they should be in the room." Lu Chengliang replied.
Lu Li closed his eyes and listened to the movement outside the door. He wanted to scream, but he could only bite his lower lip tightly.
"Lu Li, are you there?" Aunt Qin asked after knocking on the door.
"Well... in..."
Lu Li answered in a hoarse voice.
"Are you uncomfortable? Why is the sound so strange?" Aunt Qin turned the doorknob, "What are you doing with the door locked in broad daylight?"
Lu Li didn't make a sound, because he really couldn't utter a complete sentence properly.
Aunt Qin turned around and seemed to be leaving. Hearing the sound of her leaving footsteps, Lu Li felt relieved.
"Old Lu, do you remember where you put the key to Lu Li's room? There is something wrong with this kid." Aunt Qin said worriedly.
Lu Li tensed his nerves, glanced at Cheng Bandit, and asked him with a questioning look, "What should I do?"
The author has something to say: Don't dare to drive easily, for fear of being locked.I plan to use mahjong terminology to drive, eat, touch, and bloom after the bar...
☆、chapter41
Cheng Bandit deliberately turned a blind eye to Lu Li's anxious expression, and the corners of his mouth curled up secretly.
It's fucking exciting.
With his arms half-stretched, he whispered into Lu Li's ear, "Baby, what are you afraid of, the worst thing is to confess to our father and take the opportunity to tear up the evidence."
"Damn, how did the two men get married?" Lu Li glared at him.
"I am an American citizen, and I am fully capable of giving you a legal marriage." Cheng Bandit's tone suddenly became serious, his long eyelashes fluttered twice, and his eyes sparkled.
As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Li heard Aunt Qin's footsteps approaching step by step.
The sound was like a steady and powerful drumbeat, hitting his heart one after another.
Lu Li looked at the disheveled Cheng Bandit and closed his eyes resignedly.
It is estimated that Lu Chengliang would break his leg after seeing such an unbearable scene.
Aunt Qin will also be panicked, even disappointed.
However, even if you don't tell them now, they will still know in the future.
Although Lu Li knew this truth in his heart, he still didn't want to let them know at this time. After all, it's the New Year's Eve, and this kind of incident will cause more embarrassment to others.
Aunt Qin took out the key and was about to open the door.
At this moment, Madoka suddenly cried out in pain.
"My stomach hurts."
Aunt Qin stopped at the door, turned around and ran to Xiaoyuan's side.
Hearing that the three of them seemed to have gone to the hospital, Lu Li heaved a sigh of relief.
Get dressed and do your hair.Lu Li suddenly felt guilty and dared to come out of the room only after making sure that there was no one in the house.
Cheng Bandit looked at Lu Li with a smile on his face, feeling proud of a successful prank.
***
The annual leave is seven days in total, and Cheng Bandit stayed at home with Lu Li for a week.
On the first day of work, Lu Li saw Lin Youwei at the airport.
She looks a lot thinner, her face is pale, only the size of a palm.
It seemed that she should have been tortured by Zhong Han to the point of going crazy, Lu Li secretly sympathized with her.
Before he had time to say hello to Lin Youwei, he was blinded by two enchantingly dressed female stars next to him.
One was wearing tight leather pants and a pair of sunglasses, lest people would not know that she was a star.The girl in leather pants stood aside with a high ponytail, and a fan came up to her to ask for an autograph.
The woman in leather pants looked at the fan proudly, then glanced aside again: "Sorry, I'm busy."
The other one, wearing two sky-high gowns and wearing ice cream-colored clothes, made her eyes hurt.
Marcia sighed secretly: "I really admire her, she can wear more than five colors in one suit."
Marcia's clothes are always black and white, and she looks like she is going to a funeral wherever she walks.
Xiao Fei stood aside with his luggage, helping Lu Li and Cheng Bandit separate the fans.
Lu Li knew that the airport was like a second show for a star, so he specially tailored a suit.
Sharp-eyed fans could tell at a glance that the shoes on Cheng Bandit's feet were of the same style as Lu Li's.
Hearing the fans' screams, Lu Li knew that the news that "Lu Li and Cheng Bandit showed up at the airport wearing couple shoes" would definitely dominate the headlines on Weibo.
Maybe by tomorrow, a certain treasure has already launched the same style for nine yuan and nine free shipping.
After boarding the plane, Lu Li spent most of the time sleeping. Cheng Bandit turned on the reading light to read, and tucked him in the blanket from time to time.
At noon, the plane landed in Gansu.
Seeing that scene, Lin Youwei was so shocked that her sunglasses fell off.
In the sky full of yellow sand, two rows of soldiers in khaki camouflage uniforms stood upright and saluted them.
The girl in leather pants and Ice Cream hurriedly took out the masks from their pockets, and Lin Youwei fluttered in the wind with a dazed expression.
Didn't you agree to come and play?What does it mean.
Looking at her expression, Lu Li couldn't help gloating.
Before they could react, they heard an angry roar: "Stand at attention, stand still!"
Lu Li looked up and saw a tough guy about 1.8 meters tall standing in front of two rows of soldiers with his chest raised and his head held high.This man has a ferocious appearance, with protruding eyebrows, like steep mountain peaks, with upturned eyebrows, and calm and majestic eyes.Her lips were tightly pursed, and there was a ring of blue stubble around her.
"I am your chief, Li Feihu. From today onwards, you are a member of the Chinese People's Liberation Army." Li Feihu's voice was very rough, and Lin Youwei trembled twice when he spoke.
Li Feihu's eyes swept over everyone one by one, very dissatisfied.
Lu Li tried his best to straighten his back, his neck became sore from exhaustion.
"In order to train you, I specially selected a special squad leader to lead you in training." Under Li Feihu's introduction, a tall and straight figure appeared in front of everyone.
With a smile on his face, Yuan Jie glanced at the crowd with vigor.He glanced at Cheng Bandit calmly, then his eyes settled on Lu Li's face.
Lu Li was shocked, he didn't expect Yuan Jie to participate in this show.According to Yuan Jie's low-key personality, he usually doesn't accept interviews very much, how could he agree to record a reality show this time?
Cheng Bandit turned pale with anger, and frowned at Yuan Jie.If it wasn't for the photographer who was still shooting, he would have rushed up and grabbed Yuan Jie by the collar to ask him what he meant.
Li Feihu saluted Yuan Jie, then stepped back respectfully, looking at Yuan Jie full of awe.
Yuan Jie spoke, although the voice was not loud, but it was loud and loud: "From today, you will receive training for half a month, and then you will be assessed for admission. Now go change your clothes and gather here in 10 minutes."
Hold the grass, 10 minutes?Lu Li looked around and could only see a row of small bungalows in the distance, presumably that was the collective dormitory, 10 minutes would not be enough to go back and forth, plus the time to change clothes, it would probably take half an hour.
Everyone ran to the dormitory at a sprint speed, and Cheng Bandit dressed quickly, because when he was playing with Yuan Shi at his grandfather's house when he was a child, he often saw his uncle in military uniform.At that time, I thought it was very handsome, so I also pestered my grandfather to buy a set of imitation children's models.
Lu Li's belt couldn't be fastened no matter what, Cheng Bandit bent down and wrapped his long arms around him in his arms, aiming at the buttonhole, then pulled back and pinned it to his waist.
Lu Li took a breath halfway, and put on his shoes slowly.
"I'm sure I'll be late." Although Cheng Bandit said so, he had no intention of leaving first.Sit next to Lu Li and wait for him to get dressed.
Sure enough, the two arrived at the place, already more than a minute late.
Yuan Jie stood alone on the spot, holding a chronograph in his hand, without even looking at the two of them: "We are late by one minute and 40 seconds."
Cheng Bandit was wearing a camouflage uniform, but he could wear it with a romantic and suave feeling. The deep, dark eyes under the brim of the hat glanced at Yuan Shi lightly, and did not speak.
After waiting for 10 minutes, the three girls came slowly.
Lin Youwei's hat was crooked and her belt was not tied.
He ran over in a hurry. He ran so fast that his shoes fell off as he ran.
Yuan Jie glanced at her: "You guys are late for 10 minutes and 32 seconds."
Everyone bowed their heads.
Cheng Bandit had never felt so humiliated before. He suppressed his anger and closed his eyes, thinking only of cursing.
"No organization and no discipline!" Yuan Jie walked up to Cheng Bandit with his hands behind his back, straightened his shoulders a little, and cast a glance at him, his eyes full of provocation.
Cheng Bandit didn't show any dissatisfaction on his face, and there was no expression on his handsome face. His shoulders were secretly exerting force, as hard as a stone.
"Shoulders spread out!" Yuan Jie ordered.
"Report to the squad leader, I have frozen shoulder." Cheng Bandit frowned and hissed, seeming to be in great pain.
Yuan Jie sneered in his heart, it's really a loss for you not to be an actor.
"The two comrades who were just three minutes late, come out." Yuan Jie glanced at Lu Li with a bit of resentment in his eyes.
Lu Li and Cheng Bandit responded.
"Punish you to run around the playground five times." Yuan Jie glanced at the three female soldiers and found that Lin Youwei was still putting on her belt in a hurry. He frowned and his voice became gloomy, "What's the matter with you? Can't you wear any clothes?"
Lin Youwei froze for a moment, tears were about to fall, she opened her big innocent eyes, looked at Yuan Jie tearfully and said, "I...I didn't...intentionally."
Yuanju couldn't bear it, so he showed her how to wear it.
Only then did Lin Youwei straighten out her military appearance slowly, her mouth was flattened, and she stood aside aggrieved.
She still can't accept this cruel reality.
"You guys are late by 10 minutes. What is the concept of 10 minutes. If you go to the battlefield, your life will be dead by 10 minutes." Yuan Jie's rhetoric is a script compiled by the program team, he said It was stiff and cold, and I also felt that this was some kind of bullshit.
"It's a pity that I didn't have the chance to go to the battlefield." Ice Cream said silently.
Yuan Jie was so choked that he couldn't speak, so he coughed and said, "For the sake of being female soldiers, just run five laps around the playground."
The Gansu area is a plateau, and running is much more strenuous than usual.
Lu Li and Cheng Bandit, who exercised every day, started panting after running 1000 meters.
Lu Li felt that his feet were as heavy as a plumb weight, and the more he ran, the softer his feet became.
"Exhale when you raise your legs, and inhale when you lower your legs." Cheng Bandit gave him a concerned look, "It's okay, I'll be with you."
After five laps, Lu Li had never been so tired.Sitting down on the grass, his whole body was about to fall apart.
"It feels like my body has been hollowed out." Lu Li raised his head to the sky and screamed.
In the distance, Lin Youwei was still running hard step by step, her speed was slower than walking.
"It's time for dinner, let's go to the cafeteria." Yuan Jie walked to Lu Li's side, and stretched out a hand to pull him up from the ground.
Cheng Bandit held Yuan Jie's hand, stood up from the ground, raised the corner of his mouth, but there was no smile in his eyes: "Thank you, monitor."
After speaking, he grabbed Lu Li's hand and helped him up.Then he gave Yuansuke a bright smile.
The author has something to say: I don't want to write too much of Lin Youwei's role in the main text, so I omitted a lot.I will put her story in the episode.
It may end earlier than the estimated number of words, the data is not good, the heartache is dying, and there is no motivation to update~crying.
☆、chapter42
"Don't you think it's childish? It's not like I can't get up by myself." Lu Li rolled his eyes, turned around, stood up and left.
Only Yuan Jie and Cheng Bandit were left standing there in bewilderment, looking at his back, the two let out a disdainful "hum" from their noses almost at the same time.
The food in the army cafeteria was very good, Lu Li had heard of it before.Running today consumed a lot of energy, and he had already eaten two bowls of Lazhou Ramen in a blink of an eye.
It was only when Lin Youwei was able to show a little smile when eating, and slurped noodles while talking to Lu Li.
"I was really tricked by my manager. I naively thought that I just wanted to go out and play for a while." It's fine to come to such a crappy place, the key is to put away the phone.
Losing her mobile phone is equivalent to being isolated from the world. She will spend a few months in this place filled with yellow sand, and she feels crazy when she thinks about it.
"You came here without knowing anything, and I really admire you." Lu Li glanced at her, "You seem to be tanned already."
Lin Youwei pawed at the noodles, spreading her hands indifferently: "Whatever, black is black, I have nothing to love now."
Before the two of them chatted a few words, they were the only ones left in the whole cafeteria in a blink of an eye.
It's been less than 10 minutes, why are everyone gone?
He couldn't help worrying about the digestive system of his comrades, whether they could digest so many things so quickly.
Cheng Bandit didn't eat anything, he was so angry this morning that he couldn't eat.
He was secretly thinking about how to deal with Yuan Jie.
Take a nap for half an hour, and gather for training in the afternoon.So the rest time becomes extremely rare.
Because they slept in a Datong bunk, Lu Li's seat was next to Cheng Bandit's.
Cheng Bandit was obviously satisfied with the program group's arrangement, lifted the quilt and sat on the bed watching Lu Li smile, showing his white teeth.
Lu Li knew that there was usually nothing good about him laughing like this.
Sure enough, in the next second, Cheng Bandit pulled Lu Li to the bed, put his arms around his waist, and wanted to make out.
"Cough." Seeing Yuan Jie, Lu Li coughed uncomfortably to remind Cheng Bandit.
The photographer came in carrying the machine and made a gesture of apology.
Lu Li blushed. Seeing that Cheng Bandit was still holding him, he pushed him away.
Yuan Jie came over and lay down on the empty bed next to Lu Li.Pillowing the back of his head, he smiled and waved to Cheng Bandit: "Hi."
"Hi." Cheng Bandit laughed so hard that his face froze. He waited for the camera to move away before he rolled up the quilt with gritted teeth and fell asleep on his side.
The afternoon has been spent in the basic training of standing in a military posture and kicking forward.
Yuan Jie corrected their mistakes one by one, worried that men and women were different, although Lin Youwei made many mistakes, Yuan Jie only gave verbal guidance.
He basically taught Lu Li and Cheng Bandit directly.
Cheng Bandit was afraid that Yuan Jie would take the opportunity to eat Luli Tofu, so he deliberately made frequent mistakes.
Yuan Jie was very disgusted in his heart, but he had to be impartial and selfless on the surface, so he was very rude, and slapped Cheng Bandit on the back of the shoulder, and Cheng Bandit was so shocked that he almost vomited blood.
Cheng Bandit also deliberately kicked Yuan Jie's knee when he kicked the goose step, and said sorry with a guilty face when he found out.
Later, when this episode was broadcast, two small blush were added to Cheng Bandit's face later.
Yuan Jie smiled warmly: "It's okay. Your feet don't hurt, do they?"
At that time, Yuan Jie had the heart to chop up Cheng Bandit, but in the eyes of the audience, somehow it became a doting smile.
In the eyes of the audience, this pair of Huanxi lovers looks like this: Cheng Bandit's concealed anger is shyness and awkwardness, while Yuan Jie's dissatisfaction is to deliberately attract Cheng Bandit's attention.
In the evening, take a bath together in the public bath.
A group of half-grown boys lined up at the entrance of the bathhouse, ready to go in.
Because there is drought and water shortage here all year round, each person can only take a bath for 10 minutes at most.There are many people who don't even use soap, just ran out after a couple of showers.
When it was Lu Li's turn to go in, the squad leader's original referee also entered the bathhouse.
After taking off their pants, everyone unconsciously began to compare their sizes.
Lu Li lowered his head and peeked at Cheng Bandit's, then at his own, feeling that his confidence had been hit.
He felt that he was no longer small, but he was still dwarfed by Cheng Bandit's huge zucchini.
Although it wasn't the first time he was hit, but after all there were so many pairs of eyes watching, Lu Li felt strangely uncomfortable.
Cheng Bandit saw through his thoughts at a glance, raised the corners of his lips and asked, "What are you thinking?"
"No way! I didn't think about anything!" Lu Li blushed in shame and indignation, raised his head and rubbed his hair.
Cheng Bie looked around calmly, and found that only Xiao Yuanjie could be compared with him.
It just so happened that Yuan Jie was looking at Cheng Biao with the same eyes at this time, and when their eyes met, Cheng Biao's eyes were a little colder.Yuan Jie's attitude was inexplicably evasive.
He must have been frightened by his majesty, hahahahaha.
Cheng Bandit couldn't help thinking proudly.
Lu Li rubbed the soap suds all over his body, and at the end of the wash, his faucet suddenly stopped running, and Lu Li's eyes were so hot.He reached out and tapped the faucet twice.
But I didn't want to, because the faucet fell to the ground because of too much force.The soap also fell to the ground due to slippery hands.
Seeing this scene, both Cheng Bandit and Yuan Jie subconsciously knelt down and prepared to pick it up.
The soap slid all the way to Lu Li's feet, Cheng Bandit took advantage of his position and bent down to pick up the soap.
But he didn't hold it, his hand slipped, and he watched the soap fall again.
Everyone turned their attention to these three people. Lu Li couldn't afford to lose this person, so he reminded Cheng Bandit in a low voice: "Forget it, don't pick it up."
His voice was too low for Cheng Biao to hear clearly, so he raised his head and asked him, "What? Louder!"
Yuan Jie took the opportunity to bend down.
In order to grab him, Cheng Bandit stepped on it with quick eyesight and quick hands.
Fortunately, Cheng Bandit slid out on the soap and threw Yuan Jie down.
With a sound of "stick", Yuan Jie fell to the ground.
Lu Li petrified on the spot.
Everyone held their breath and looked at these two naked big men lying on the ground like stacked arhats.This "pose" seems really misleading.
Cheng Bandit and Yuan Jie stared at each other for a few seconds.
Yuan Jie's old face couldn't bear it any longer, and turned suspiciously red.
Cheng Bandit got up quickly, rubbed his waist and said, "It hurts to death."
It was really embarrassing to throw it at grandma's house just now, but fortunately few people saw it.
Thinking of this, Cheng Bandit glanced at the stunned onlookers: "What are you looking at! Have you never seen a man taking a bath?!"
"I've never seen a man pick up soap." Lu Li raised the corners of his lips and couldn't help laughing.
Cheng Bandit knocked on his forehead: "Stupid?!"
Yuan Jie coughed, but did not speak.
Going to bed at night, because of the cold weather, everyone huddled up subconsciously.
Cheng Bandit put his hand directly into Lu Li's bed.
Lu Li was taken aback by his actions, and quickly wanted to push him away.
However, he was afraid that the noise would wake Yuan Jie who was already asleep beside him, so Lu Li had to warn Cheng Bandit not to move around with his eyes.
But his eyes were not bright enough in the dark night, so he couldn't threaten Cheng Bandit at all.
"What the hell are you trying to do?" Lu Li asked in a low voice.
Cheng Bandit smiled charmingly, but remained silent.
His hands covered Lu Li's treasure, and began to lick up and down through a layer of fabric.
Although it was just scratching the surface, Lu Li still felt extremely uncomfortable. He gritted his teeth and tried not to let himself cry out.
Ever since Cheng Bandit made Lu Li unhappy for the first time, he has been studying this area of knowledge a lot, and then it seems to have opened the door to a new world. He didn't expect so much knowledge in it.
But during that time, he couldn't see Lu Li, and he couldn't find others to practice, so he studied hard on himself, and finally developed a good skill.
There was a sequela that made him quite depressed, that is, he couldn't control his hand when he saw a stick.
Sure enough, men can understand men best. Cheng Bandit's method made Lu Li feel more comfortable than doing it himself.
Sometimes fast, sometimes slow, at a moderate speed, but when it reached the most itchy point, Cheng Bandit stopped again.
Reason no longer exists in Lu Li's mind, his mind is full of seeking more pleasure.
Seeing Cheng Bandit stop, he grabbed Cheng Bandit's wrist without thinking.
After the sprint was over, Lu Li shuddered and sighed in comfort.
Cheng Bandit was so tired that his hands were sore, but he smiled and kissed Lu Li lightly on the forehead.
Based on the principle of helping each other, Lu Li also made Cheng Bandit so comfortable.
So the two fell asleep.
The next day the whistle blew before it was lighted.
Cheng Biao raised his eyebrows, hugged Lu Li proudly, and whispered in his ear, "I think this little erha is really lonely, so I found a companion for him. Not long ago, Marcia insisted on Give me a golden retriever, I think it's too small, let her raise it for a while, and I'm going to pick it up tomorrow."
He had already told Marcia that he wanted to get a dog, but he was too busy at that time to find time.
The golden retriever puppy that is still nursing is only as big as a mineral water bottle.
When Cheng Bandit carried it over, it was dozing off.Sleeping soundly with Cheng Bandit's sleeves in his hands, squinting his eyes, all he could see was a fluffy ball.
Lu Li poked its little nose with his hand, and the golden retriever puppy stretched out its paw and waved it in front of it, then continued to doze off.
Normally, whenever Lu Li called "Cheng Bandit", he would also call "Little Golden Retriever".
The two almost pinched each other because of the two dogs.
The balcony at home is a good place to bask in the sun. Normally, "Cheng Bandit" always likes to lie there, but since "Little Golden Retriever" came, it has been disturbed and clean.
Dogs have strong domain awareness. Although this dog is small, its temper does not seem to be small.Seeing "Little Golden Retriever" approaching, he rushed towards him with grinning teeth.
The husky is fierce in appearance, so frightened by it, the golden retriever puppies rolled all over the ground in fright.
Cheng Bandit had been observing in secret for a long time, and now he hurried up, picked up the hair on the back of Erha's neck, and proudly said to Lu Li, "This dog of yours is bullying the little dog."
Lu Li snorted, but did not admit it.
"The puppy did something wrong, you, the master, should bear it for him." Without further ado, Cheng Bandit hugged Lu Li's waist and began to kiss him.
Seeing this, the little Erha jumped up and bit Cheng Bandit.
Cheng Bandit felt pain in his ankle, so he couldn't help but let go of Lu Li. He looked down and saw that his trousers were torn, and when he lifted them up, there was a row of tiny teeth marks, and the trousers were already stained with blood.
Holding grass, it really hurts.But fortunately, it was worth it to kiss the little golden retriever.
Cheng Bandit frowned and inhaled, Lu Li knelt down and took a closer look.
"Go to the hospital." Lu Li frowned and glanced at the little Erha, then tapped its nose, "Squat in the corner and reflect for me!"
Cheng Bandit leaned against Lu Li's shoulder in a weak way, "I'm so dizzy, maybe I've got rabies."
Lu Li hugged his waist and walked out step by step.
In the battle of wits and courage between Cheng Bandit and Husky, in the first round, it was considered a victory.
He was happy for a few days, and he had more work to do, and the number of occurrences gradually decreased.Even the little Erha felt bored, lying at the door from time to time, looking at Cheng Bandit's door, barking.
Cheng Bandit is recording a song, and Lu Li is filming a web drama.Lin Youwei is really flustered, she doesn't know what to do at home every day, and there is no new play to find her.
So Song Qi asked her out for dinner, and she agreed without hesitation.
The first time I ate Yangzhou cuisine, Lin Youwei pretended to be a lady.The second time I ate hot pot, Lin Youwei was afraid of scaring Song Qi, so she ate very carefully and didn't feel full at all.The third time, Song Qi took her to eat Sichuan cuisine.After eating, Song Qi answered the phone.
She accidentally glanced at Song Qi's phone, and the screen wallpaper turned out to be her photo!
Lin Youwei has taken countless portraits, but she remembers this one clearly.
When you are in high school, you have to apply for the college entrance examination according to the photo of the admission card.At that time, Lin Youwei had just cut a very stupid hairstyle, her bangs were below her eyebrows, revealing her forehead.The ends of the hair are uneven like a dog has chewed on them.
At that time, Lin Youwei wore two shofar braids and took pictures in front of the red background.I remember clearly that someone farted next to me.She couldn't help laughing out loud, and the photographer snapped a photo.
She was bewildered.
Later, she lost her test admission ticket and got another one.
Unexpectedly, Song Qi also had this photo, black history, black history.
Song Qi finished the call, held her hand, and smiled at her sideways.
There was a spring breeze in the smile, slowly blowing away the little peach blossoms in her heart.
Lin Youwei couldn't help but think of the time when she had a crush on Song Qi in high school.
Song Qi took her to the movies, in the dark theater, he bent down, and gently pressed a kiss on her forehead.
Then he grabbed Lin Youwei's hand and asked her softly, "Weiwei, would you like to be with me?"
Song Qi's face was cold and calm, but the palms of his hands were already sweating from tension, damp and warm.
At that moment, Lin Youwei was stunned, and nodded straight.
Back at Lu Li's house, she felt as if she had lost her soul. She couldn't regain consciousness, and sat on the sofa looking at her hands in a daze.
"What's the matter today? I'm out of my mind." Lu Li finally came back, turned around and was about to leave before sitting down. He hadn't seen Lin Youwei for several days. Seeing her sitting there in a very ladylike dress, Lu Li had a guess. Seventy-eight percent sure.
"I seem to be in love." Lin Youwei said blankly.
Lu Li silently sighed, thinking, this is terrible.
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☆、chapter40 (Catch bugs)
As long as people get busy, they feel that the days go by quickly.
It was the Spring Festival in a blink of an eye, and Lu Li finally had a full vacation, and finally got a good night's sleep.
Years ago he was on the set almost every day, wishing he could work twenty hours a day.
The director and the staff worked harder, and stayed until later to rest.Gradually, Lu Li could also understand what the so-called dedication was.
Cheng Bandit was busier than him, and he was never seen all day long.He didn't come back until Lu Li fell asleep, and everyone left before Lu Li woke up.
Although the two lived only a wall apart, they met very rarely.
During the Spring Festival, Cheng Bandit's new song really topped the charts, and basically everyone could hum a few words.
Lu Li was sitting on the sofa with his dog in his arms and listening to his song, feeling empty in his heart.
All in all, he and Cheng Bandit haven't seen each other for at least half a month.After Lin Youwei left, his whole room became deserted.
Moving back home is still a bit popular, especially Xiaoyuan, who asks as if chanting scriptures in his ear all day long: "When will Brother Cheng Bandit come to see me?"
Lu Li was annoyed by her question, he frowned and didn't want to answer.
Maybe it was because Xiaoyuan mentioned it in his ear every day, so he was upset, his mind was full of Cheng Bandit's face.
Looking at his Weibo, there was nothing else but the official promotion. Lu Li couldn't find anything after scrolling for a long time. Sitting on the sofa, he was lost in thought, only to hear a burst of laughter coming from outside the door.
Just by hearing the voice, you can tell that Aunt Qin must have a smile on her face: "Hey, you are really good at talking. Auntie is so old, how can you compare with a little girl?"
"Auntie, it's all because you take good care of yourself. I didn't even realize your age. People would believe that you are Xiaoyuan's older sister."
Lu Li felt that the voice was familiar. Turning around, he happened to see Cheng Bandit's eyes, full of smiles.
"Why are you here?" Lu Li was full of doubts, because today was different from the past - New Year's Eve, it stands to reason that Cheng Bandit should be with his family.
"I brought Xiao Cheng here. I happened to meet him on the road. He was shopping alone in the supermarket. His family is in the United States. I see him spending the New Year alone. It's pitiful. Why don't we take him back home?" Our family is here." Aunt Qin smiled and looked at Cheng Bandit with satisfaction in her eyes, "Anyway, one more person means more chopsticks."
Speaking of chance encounters, Lu Li would never believe that someone like Cheng Bandit, who finds it difficult to meet, would be so easily met by her.
But Cheng Bandit was not polite. After putting down the gift boxes in his hand, he took advantage of the opportunity and sat next to Lu Li.
Lu Li smelled the long-lost smell on his body, and felt quite satisfied in his heart.
"Let's celebrate the new year together this year, and every year in the future, we will spend it together." Cheng Bandit put his hand on Lu Li's waist while Aunt Qin was going to the kitchen.
Xiaoyuan suddenly jumped out from the corner, caught off guard when she saw such a scene, she covered her mouth and pointed at Cheng Bandit in surprise, "You actually..."
Cheng Bandit winked at her and smiled, and then not only did not let go, but also increased his strength.
Children nowadays probably don't understand so much, Lu Li pushed Cheng Bandit's hand away, thinking to himself.
Unexpectedly, the little girl opened her mouth and said: "Aiya!!! Brother, are you really together? I have always been very optimistic about your CP!!!"
Lu Li looked at Xiaoyuan who was so excited that he was about to fly out, smiled awkwardly, and blushed suspiciously.
Cheng Bandit took off his coat, and inside was a light brown plaid suit. It happened that Lu Li was also wearing a light brown plaid shirt today, which looked no different from a couple's outfit.
Madoka strengthened her guess even more, and surrounded the two of them all morning asking questions, looking nympho.
In the afternoon, only Cheng Bandit and Lu Li stayed at home.
Lu Li watched TV for a while, and Cheng Bandit sat next to him, with one corner of his mouth smirking and asked, "I haven't seen you for so many days, do you miss me?"
Lu Li lowered his head, showing his slender and fair neck, and replied in a nonchalant tone, "No, I'm so busy every day, I don't have time to think about these things."
Cheng Bandit hugged him, slowly reached his right hand into the hem of his shirt, lowered his head and rubbed against his ear: "Really."
His breath was so warm that Lu Li couldn't help but shuddered, feeling numb all over.
Cheng Bandit was familiar with his body, and easily unlocked his password.
Noticing the subtle changes in Lu Li's body, Cheng Bandit gently bit his earlobe, and said in a hoarse voice, "Your body is telling me that you miss me so much."
Lu Li frowned, as if he couldn't stand his charm, he gasped, raised his head and kissed his lips.
After not being together for a long time, Lu Li made physical contact again, and a surge of electric current surged all over Lu Li's body, and he couldn't help cupping his face.
Cheng Bandit never expected that Lu Li would respond to him so proactively.
At first, he was taken aback for a moment, but soon turned his back on the customer.
The lips are soft and delicious, and they are extremely smooth.Cheng Bandit attacked the city, raging between Lu Li's lips and teeth, unbuttoning his shirt one by one, covering his smooth chest.
Reason told Lu Li that his family members might come back at any time. They are sitting on the sofa now. If they were seen by their family members, the consequences would be disastrous.He said out of breath, "Cheng Bandit, don't be like this..."
Cheng Bandit curled his lips into a smile, and put down his hands that were doing indescribable movements, but Xiao Luli held his head high at this moment, and reacted a little.
A blush appeared on Lu Li's face, he unconsciously tightened his legs, and closed his eyes in agony.
"Why? Can't bear it?" Cheng Bandit's breathing became quicker, and his voice became extraordinarily magnetic. It sounded no different from provocative.
In the end, Lu Li still couldn't overcome his primitive desire, and pressed Cheng Bandit's hand to the place just now.
Cheng Bandit raised his thin lips slightly, and bit Lu Li's lips hard.
The breaths of the two people were tightly entangled, and the temperature between their bodies became higher and higher.
"Are you comfortable baby?" Cheng Bandit grabbed Lu Li's waist and tried his best to relieve the pain on his body, "You're done, should you let me have a good time too? Hmm?"
"No...don't..." Lu Li bit his lip, resisting subconsciously.
Cheng Bandit gently kissed the tip of his nose, earlobe, and chin, all the way down to the sensitive two points, and swirled and licked gently.
"Um... um..."
Lu Li arched his body involuntarily, and moaned emotionally.A gesture of invitation was sent to him.
At this moment, there was a sudden sound of prying the door lock outside the door.
"Today are you going to make pickled fish again?"
"Great, I like pickled cabbage fish the most."
The voice of Lu Chengliang and Xiaoyuan's conversation came over, startling Lu Li.
Cheng Bandit reacted quickly, immediately picked up Lu Li and walked to his room, turned around and locked the door behind him, then threw Lu Li heavily on the bed.
Cheng Bandit's movements were done in one go, and when Lu Li realized it, he was already under him.
The two of them were panting heavily in the room, and they could vaguely hear the conversation between Aunt Qin and Lu Chengliang in the living room.
"Where did the two children go? Why didn't they see anyone?" Aunt Qin wondered, "Could it be that they went out again?"
"Go and see, they should be in the room." Lu Chengliang replied.
Lu Li closed his eyes and listened to the movement outside the door. He wanted to scream, but he could only bite his lower lip tightly.
"Lu Li, are you there?" Aunt Qin asked after knocking on the door.
"Well... in..."
Lu Li answered in a hoarse voice.
"Are you uncomfortable? Why is the sound so strange?" Aunt Qin turned the doorknob, "What are you doing with the door locked in broad daylight?"
Lu Li didn't make a sound, because he really couldn't utter a complete sentence properly.
Aunt Qin turned around and seemed to be leaving. Hearing the sound of her leaving footsteps, Lu Li felt relieved.
"Old Lu, do you remember where you put the key to Lu Li's room? There is something wrong with this kid." Aunt Qin said worriedly.
Lu Li tensed his nerves, glanced at Cheng Bandit, and asked him with a questioning look, "What should I do?"
The author has something to say: Don't dare to drive easily, for fear of being locked.I plan to use mahjong terminology to drive, eat, touch, and bloom after the bar...
☆、chapter41
Cheng Bandit deliberately turned a blind eye to Lu Li's anxious expression, and the corners of his mouth curled up secretly.
It's fucking exciting.
With his arms half-stretched, he whispered into Lu Li's ear, "Baby, what are you afraid of, the worst thing is to confess to our father and take the opportunity to tear up the evidence."
"Damn, how did the two men get married?" Lu Li glared at him.
"I am an American citizen, and I am fully capable of giving you a legal marriage." Cheng Bandit's tone suddenly became serious, his long eyelashes fluttered twice, and his eyes sparkled.
As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Li heard Aunt Qin's footsteps approaching step by step.
The sound was like a steady and powerful drumbeat, hitting his heart one after another.
Lu Li looked at the disheveled Cheng Bandit and closed his eyes resignedly.
It is estimated that Lu Chengliang would break his leg after seeing such an unbearable scene.
Aunt Qin will also be panicked, even disappointed.
However, even if you don't tell them now, they will still know in the future.
Although Lu Li knew this truth in his heart, he still didn't want to let them know at this time. After all, it's the New Year's Eve, and this kind of incident will cause more embarrassment to others.
Aunt Qin took out the key and was about to open the door.
At this moment, Madoka suddenly cried out in pain.
"My stomach hurts."
Aunt Qin stopped at the door, turned around and ran to Xiaoyuan's side.
Hearing that the three of them seemed to have gone to the hospital, Lu Li heaved a sigh of relief.
Get dressed and do your hair.Lu Li suddenly felt guilty and dared to come out of the room only after making sure that there was no one in the house.
Cheng Bandit looked at Lu Li with a smile on his face, feeling proud of a successful prank.
***
The annual leave is seven days in total, and Cheng Bandit stayed at home with Lu Li for a week.
On the first day of work, Lu Li saw Lin Youwei at the airport.
She looks a lot thinner, her face is pale, only the size of a palm.
It seemed that she should have been tortured by Zhong Han to the point of going crazy, Lu Li secretly sympathized with her.
Before he had time to say hello to Lin Youwei, he was blinded by two enchantingly dressed female stars next to him.
One was wearing tight leather pants and a pair of sunglasses, lest people would not know that she was a star.The girl in leather pants stood aside with a high ponytail, and a fan came up to her to ask for an autograph.
The woman in leather pants looked at the fan proudly, then glanced aside again: "Sorry, I'm busy."
The other one, wearing two sky-high gowns and wearing ice cream-colored clothes, made her eyes hurt.
Marcia sighed secretly: "I really admire her, she can wear more than five colors in one suit."
Marcia's clothes are always black and white, and she looks like she is going to a funeral wherever she walks.
Xiao Fei stood aside with his luggage, helping Lu Li and Cheng Bandit separate the fans.
Lu Li knew that the airport was like a second show for a star, so he specially tailored a suit.
Sharp-eyed fans could tell at a glance that the shoes on Cheng Bandit's feet were of the same style as Lu Li's.
Hearing the fans' screams, Lu Li knew that the news that "Lu Li and Cheng Bandit showed up at the airport wearing couple shoes" would definitely dominate the headlines on Weibo.
Maybe by tomorrow, a certain treasure has already launched the same style for nine yuan and nine free shipping.
After boarding the plane, Lu Li spent most of the time sleeping. Cheng Bandit turned on the reading light to read, and tucked him in the blanket from time to time.
At noon, the plane landed in Gansu.
Seeing that scene, Lin Youwei was so shocked that her sunglasses fell off.
In the sky full of yellow sand, two rows of soldiers in khaki camouflage uniforms stood upright and saluted them.
The girl in leather pants and Ice Cream hurriedly took out the masks from their pockets, and Lin Youwei fluttered in the wind with a dazed expression.
Didn't you agree to come and play?What does it mean.
Looking at her expression, Lu Li couldn't help gloating.
Before they could react, they heard an angry roar: "Stand at attention, stand still!"
Lu Li looked up and saw a tough guy about 1.8 meters tall standing in front of two rows of soldiers with his chest raised and his head held high.This man has a ferocious appearance, with protruding eyebrows, like steep mountain peaks, with upturned eyebrows, and calm and majestic eyes.Her lips were tightly pursed, and there was a ring of blue stubble around her.
"I am your chief, Li Feihu. From today onwards, you are a member of the Chinese People's Liberation Army." Li Feihu's voice was very rough, and Lin Youwei trembled twice when he spoke.
Li Feihu's eyes swept over everyone one by one, very dissatisfied.
Lu Li tried his best to straighten his back, his neck became sore from exhaustion.
"In order to train you, I specially selected a special squad leader to lead you in training." Under Li Feihu's introduction, a tall and straight figure appeared in front of everyone.
With a smile on his face, Yuan Jie glanced at the crowd with vigor.He glanced at Cheng Bandit calmly, then his eyes settled on Lu Li's face.
Lu Li was shocked, he didn't expect Yuan Jie to participate in this show.According to Yuan Jie's low-key personality, he usually doesn't accept interviews very much, how could he agree to record a reality show this time?
Cheng Bandit turned pale with anger, and frowned at Yuan Jie.If it wasn't for the photographer who was still shooting, he would have rushed up and grabbed Yuan Jie by the collar to ask him what he meant.
Li Feihu saluted Yuan Jie, then stepped back respectfully, looking at Yuan Jie full of awe.
Yuan Jie spoke, although the voice was not loud, but it was loud and loud: "From today, you will receive training for half a month, and then you will be assessed for admission. Now go change your clothes and gather here in 10 minutes."
Hold the grass, 10 minutes?Lu Li looked around and could only see a row of small bungalows in the distance, presumably that was the collective dormitory, 10 minutes would not be enough to go back and forth, plus the time to change clothes, it would probably take half an hour.
Everyone ran to the dormitory at a sprint speed, and Cheng Bandit dressed quickly, because when he was playing with Yuan Shi at his grandfather's house when he was a child, he often saw his uncle in military uniform.At that time, I thought it was very handsome, so I also pestered my grandfather to buy a set of imitation children's models.
Lu Li's belt couldn't be fastened no matter what, Cheng Bandit bent down and wrapped his long arms around him in his arms, aiming at the buttonhole, then pulled back and pinned it to his waist.
Lu Li took a breath halfway, and put on his shoes slowly.
"I'm sure I'll be late." Although Cheng Bandit said so, he had no intention of leaving first.Sit next to Lu Li and wait for him to get dressed.
Sure enough, the two arrived at the place, already more than a minute late.
Yuan Jie stood alone on the spot, holding a chronograph in his hand, without even looking at the two of them: "We are late by one minute and 40 seconds."
Cheng Bandit was wearing a camouflage uniform, but he could wear it with a romantic and suave feeling. The deep, dark eyes under the brim of the hat glanced at Yuan Shi lightly, and did not speak.
After waiting for 10 minutes, the three girls came slowly.
Lin Youwei's hat was crooked and her belt was not tied.
He ran over in a hurry. He ran so fast that his shoes fell off as he ran.
Yuan Jie glanced at her: "You guys are late for 10 minutes and 32 seconds."
Everyone bowed their heads.
Cheng Bandit had never felt so humiliated before. He suppressed his anger and closed his eyes, thinking only of cursing.
"No organization and no discipline!" Yuan Jie walked up to Cheng Bandit with his hands behind his back, straightened his shoulders a little, and cast a glance at him, his eyes full of provocation.
Cheng Bandit didn't show any dissatisfaction on his face, and there was no expression on his handsome face. His shoulders were secretly exerting force, as hard as a stone.
"Shoulders spread out!" Yuan Jie ordered.
"Report to the squad leader, I have frozen shoulder." Cheng Bandit frowned and hissed, seeming to be in great pain.
Yuan Jie sneered in his heart, it's really a loss for you not to be an actor.
"The two comrades who were just three minutes late, come out." Yuan Jie glanced at Lu Li with a bit of resentment in his eyes.
Lu Li and Cheng Bandit responded.
"Punish you to run around the playground five times." Yuan Jie glanced at the three female soldiers and found that Lin Youwei was still putting on her belt in a hurry. He frowned and his voice became gloomy, "What's the matter with you? Can't you wear any clothes?"
Lin Youwei froze for a moment, tears were about to fall, she opened her big innocent eyes, looked at Yuan Jie tearfully and said, "I...I didn't...intentionally."
Yuanju couldn't bear it, so he showed her how to wear it.
Only then did Lin Youwei straighten out her military appearance slowly, her mouth was flattened, and she stood aside aggrieved.
She still can't accept this cruel reality.
"You guys are late by 10 minutes. What is the concept of 10 minutes. If you go to the battlefield, your life will be dead by 10 minutes." Yuan Jie's rhetoric is a script compiled by the program team, he said It was stiff and cold, and I also felt that this was some kind of bullshit.
"It's a pity that I didn't have the chance to go to the battlefield." Ice Cream said silently.
Yuan Jie was so choked that he couldn't speak, so he coughed and said, "For the sake of being female soldiers, just run five laps around the playground."
The Gansu area is a plateau, and running is much more strenuous than usual.
Lu Li and Cheng Bandit, who exercised every day, started panting after running 1000 meters.
Lu Li felt that his feet were as heavy as a plumb weight, and the more he ran, the softer his feet became.
"Exhale when you raise your legs, and inhale when you lower your legs." Cheng Bandit gave him a concerned look, "It's okay, I'll be with you."
After five laps, Lu Li had never been so tired.Sitting down on the grass, his whole body was about to fall apart.
"It feels like my body has been hollowed out." Lu Li raised his head to the sky and screamed.
In the distance, Lin Youwei was still running hard step by step, her speed was slower than walking.
"It's time for dinner, let's go to the cafeteria." Yuan Jie walked to Lu Li's side, and stretched out a hand to pull him up from the ground.
Cheng Bandit held Yuan Jie's hand, stood up from the ground, raised the corner of his mouth, but there was no smile in his eyes: "Thank you, monitor."
After speaking, he grabbed Lu Li's hand and helped him up.Then he gave Yuansuke a bright smile.
The author has something to say: I don't want to write too much of Lin Youwei's role in the main text, so I omitted a lot.I will put her story in the episode.
It may end earlier than the estimated number of words, the data is not good, the heartache is dying, and there is no motivation to update~crying.
☆、chapter42
"Don't you think it's childish? It's not like I can't get up by myself." Lu Li rolled his eyes, turned around, stood up and left.
Only Yuan Jie and Cheng Bandit were left standing there in bewilderment, looking at his back, the two let out a disdainful "hum" from their noses almost at the same time.
The food in the army cafeteria was very good, Lu Li had heard of it before.Running today consumed a lot of energy, and he had already eaten two bowls of Lazhou Ramen in a blink of an eye.
It was only when Lin Youwei was able to show a little smile when eating, and slurped noodles while talking to Lu Li.
"I was really tricked by my manager. I naively thought that I just wanted to go out and play for a while." It's fine to come to such a crappy place, the key is to put away the phone.
Losing her mobile phone is equivalent to being isolated from the world. She will spend a few months in this place filled with yellow sand, and she feels crazy when she thinks about it.
"You came here without knowing anything, and I really admire you." Lu Li glanced at her, "You seem to be tanned already."
Lin Youwei pawed at the noodles, spreading her hands indifferently: "Whatever, black is black, I have nothing to love now."
Before the two of them chatted a few words, they were the only ones left in the whole cafeteria in a blink of an eye.
It's been less than 10 minutes, why are everyone gone?
He couldn't help worrying about the digestive system of his comrades, whether they could digest so many things so quickly.
Cheng Bandit didn't eat anything, he was so angry this morning that he couldn't eat.
He was secretly thinking about how to deal with Yuan Jie.
Take a nap for half an hour, and gather for training in the afternoon.So the rest time becomes extremely rare.
Because they slept in a Datong bunk, Lu Li's seat was next to Cheng Bandit's.
Cheng Bandit was obviously satisfied with the program group's arrangement, lifted the quilt and sat on the bed watching Lu Li smile, showing his white teeth.
Lu Li knew that there was usually nothing good about him laughing like this.
Sure enough, in the next second, Cheng Bandit pulled Lu Li to the bed, put his arms around his waist, and wanted to make out.
"Cough." Seeing Yuan Jie, Lu Li coughed uncomfortably to remind Cheng Bandit.
The photographer came in carrying the machine and made a gesture of apology.
Lu Li blushed. Seeing that Cheng Bandit was still holding him, he pushed him away.
Yuan Jie came over and lay down on the empty bed next to Lu Li.Pillowing the back of his head, he smiled and waved to Cheng Bandit: "Hi."
"Hi." Cheng Bandit laughed so hard that his face froze. He waited for the camera to move away before he rolled up the quilt with gritted teeth and fell asleep on his side.
The afternoon has been spent in the basic training of standing in a military posture and kicking forward.
Yuan Jie corrected their mistakes one by one, worried that men and women were different, although Lin Youwei made many mistakes, Yuan Jie only gave verbal guidance.
He basically taught Lu Li and Cheng Bandit directly.
Cheng Bandit was afraid that Yuan Jie would take the opportunity to eat Luli Tofu, so he deliberately made frequent mistakes.
Yuan Jie was very disgusted in his heart, but he had to be impartial and selfless on the surface, so he was very rude, and slapped Cheng Bandit on the back of the shoulder, and Cheng Bandit was so shocked that he almost vomited blood.
Cheng Bandit also deliberately kicked Yuan Jie's knee when he kicked the goose step, and said sorry with a guilty face when he found out.
Later, when this episode was broadcast, two small blush were added to Cheng Bandit's face later.
Yuan Jie smiled warmly: "It's okay. Your feet don't hurt, do they?"
At that time, Yuan Jie had the heart to chop up Cheng Bandit, but in the eyes of the audience, somehow it became a doting smile.
In the eyes of the audience, this pair of Huanxi lovers looks like this: Cheng Bandit's concealed anger is shyness and awkwardness, while Yuan Jie's dissatisfaction is to deliberately attract Cheng Bandit's attention.
In the evening, take a bath together in the public bath.
A group of half-grown boys lined up at the entrance of the bathhouse, ready to go in.
Because there is drought and water shortage here all year round, each person can only take a bath for 10 minutes at most.There are many people who don't even use soap, just ran out after a couple of showers.
When it was Lu Li's turn to go in, the squad leader's original referee also entered the bathhouse.
After taking off their pants, everyone unconsciously began to compare their sizes.
Lu Li lowered his head and peeked at Cheng Bandit's, then at his own, feeling that his confidence had been hit.
He felt that he was no longer small, but he was still dwarfed by Cheng Bandit's huge zucchini.
Although it wasn't the first time he was hit, but after all there were so many pairs of eyes watching, Lu Li felt strangely uncomfortable.
Cheng Bandit saw through his thoughts at a glance, raised the corners of his lips and asked, "What are you thinking?"
"No way! I didn't think about anything!" Lu Li blushed in shame and indignation, raised his head and rubbed his hair.
Cheng Bie looked around calmly, and found that only Xiao Yuanjie could be compared with him.
It just so happened that Yuan Jie was looking at Cheng Biao with the same eyes at this time, and when their eyes met, Cheng Biao's eyes were a little colder.Yuan Jie's attitude was inexplicably evasive.
He must have been frightened by his majesty, hahahahaha.
Cheng Bandit couldn't help thinking proudly.
Lu Li rubbed the soap suds all over his body, and at the end of the wash, his faucet suddenly stopped running, and Lu Li's eyes were so hot.He reached out and tapped the faucet twice.
But I didn't want to, because the faucet fell to the ground because of too much force.The soap also fell to the ground due to slippery hands.
Seeing this scene, both Cheng Bandit and Yuan Jie subconsciously knelt down and prepared to pick it up.
The soap slid all the way to Lu Li's feet, Cheng Bandit took advantage of his position and bent down to pick up the soap.
But he didn't hold it, his hand slipped, and he watched the soap fall again.
Everyone turned their attention to these three people. Lu Li couldn't afford to lose this person, so he reminded Cheng Bandit in a low voice: "Forget it, don't pick it up."
His voice was too low for Cheng Biao to hear clearly, so he raised his head and asked him, "What? Louder!"
Yuan Jie took the opportunity to bend down.
In order to grab him, Cheng Bandit stepped on it with quick eyesight and quick hands.
Fortunately, Cheng Bandit slid out on the soap and threw Yuan Jie down.
With a sound of "stick", Yuan Jie fell to the ground.
Lu Li petrified on the spot.
Everyone held their breath and looked at these two naked big men lying on the ground like stacked arhats.This "pose" seems really misleading.
Cheng Bandit and Yuan Jie stared at each other for a few seconds.
Yuan Jie's old face couldn't bear it any longer, and turned suspiciously red.
Cheng Bandit got up quickly, rubbed his waist and said, "It hurts to death."
It was really embarrassing to throw it at grandma's house just now, but fortunately few people saw it.
Thinking of this, Cheng Bandit glanced at the stunned onlookers: "What are you looking at! Have you never seen a man taking a bath?!"
"I've never seen a man pick up soap." Lu Li raised the corners of his lips and couldn't help laughing.
Cheng Bandit knocked on his forehead: "Stupid?!"
Yuan Jie coughed, but did not speak.
Going to bed at night, because of the cold weather, everyone huddled up subconsciously.
Cheng Bandit put his hand directly into Lu Li's bed.
Lu Li was taken aback by his actions, and quickly wanted to push him away.
However, he was afraid that the noise would wake Yuan Jie who was already asleep beside him, so Lu Li had to warn Cheng Bandit not to move around with his eyes.
But his eyes were not bright enough in the dark night, so he couldn't threaten Cheng Bandit at all.
"What the hell are you trying to do?" Lu Li asked in a low voice.
Cheng Bandit smiled charmingly, but remained silent.
His hands covered Lu Li's treasure, and began to lick up and down through a layer of fabric.
Although it was just scratching the surface, Lu Li still felt extremely uncomfortable. He gritted his teeth and tried not to let himself cry out.
Ever since Cheng Bandit made Lu Li unhappy for the first time, he has been studying this area of knowledge a lot, and then it seems to have opened the door to a new world. He didn't expect so much knowledge in it.
But during that time, he couldn't see Lu Li, and he couldn't find others to practice, so he studied hard on himself, and finally developed a good skill.
There was a sequela that made him quite depressed, that is, he couldn't control his hand when he saw a stick.
Sure enough, men can understand men best. Cheng Bandit's method made Lu Li feel more comfortable than doing it himself.
Sometimes fast, sometimes slow, at a moderate speed, but when it reached the most itchy point, Cheng Bandit stopped again.
Reason no longer exists in Lu Li's mind, his mind is full of seeking more pleasure.
Seeing Cheng Bandit stop, he grabbed Cheng Bandit's wrist without thinking.
After the sprint was over, Lu Li shuddered and sighed in comfort.
Cheng Bandit was so tired that his hands were sore, but he smiled and kissed Lu Li lightly on the forehead.
Based on the principle of helping each other, Lu Li also made Cheng Bandit so comfortable.
So the two fell asleep.
The next day the whistle blew before it was lighted.
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