I'll hit you again

Qi Lian went home a few years ago, and he didn't come back until the third day before New Year's Eve, which was the day Lan Lan removed the gauze.He stood beside him, not daring to breathe, staring unblinkingly at the doctor as he wound the gauze off round by round.

After taking good care of her during this period of time, Lan Lan's eyelashes have returned to their original shape, thick and slender, casting a charming shadow on his face.Lan Lan rolled her eyes, blinked slightly, and slowly raised her eyelids, her black and white eyeballs cautiously looked around.

"How is it?" Qi Lian lowered his voice and asked.

The light in the room is very dark, just to suit Lan Lan's eyes.The corner of his mouth curled up, and he said happily: "I can see clearly!"

"Great!" Qi Lian's heart that had been hanging for so long finally fell to the ground.Lan Lan stepped on her slippers and dragged Qi Lian to run outside: "I'm going to take a look outside!"

Before Mu Chen had time to call him to stop, the door opened and closed, and the two of them disappeared. He sighed helplessly, and said to himself: "Your son is too big to stay."

Qi Lian followed him for a few steps in the corridor, suddenly thought of something, stopped him in place and said, "Don't run, don't run."

Lan Lan can see everything very clearly now. The world that was blurry before was covered with a layer of dust, but now everything has been washed clean. He was so happy that he turned around and asked with a smile, "What's wrong?"

Qi Lian supported his shoulders and let him lean against the wall, and said: "Stand here and don't move, wait for me for half a minute." Then, he turned and walked towards the ward.

"One, two, three..." Lan Lan stood obediently with her hands behind her back, closed her eyes and counted silently, "29, thirty."

A heavy coat covered him, wrapping him tightly.Qi Lian zipped him up and said, "It's cold outside."

Lan Lan blinked her big bright eyes, and unexpectedly kissed him on the cheek.Qi Lian coughed dryly, and said softly, "Don't make trouble in the public."

Lan Lan blushed slightly and smiled silly.Qi Lian put a pair of sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, put a hat on him, and said, "This way, we can go out."

Lan Lan was holding a hand by him, and she was so happy that she was almost bubbling: "Brother Lian, I will never have to look at you through a glass again!"

"Good student, you have to protect your eyes well in the future. Look at me, my eyesight has been fine since I was a child."

"Brother Lian, how much did you score in the college entrance examination?"

"..." Qi Lian rubbed his nose in embarrassment, and said, "I'll go home again during the Chinese New Year, stay at home for a few days and then come to see you, okay?"

Although Lan Lan was reluctant, she nodded obediently.

"Everyone puts off fireworks during the Chinese New Year. Don't join in the fun. Your eyes just can't look at things that are too dazzling. Also, don't watch TV, computer and mobile phones. Wait until your eyes are completely healed. Otherwise, there will be troublesome sequelae, you know?"

"I know my father has already told me." Lan Lan thought he was long-winded, so she smiled and said, "I want to tell Qiange that my eyesight is healed. If he dares to bully me when I can't see, I will severely Come back with revenge."

Qi Lian thought for a while and said, "He and Master seem to be very busy recently."

"What are you busy with?"

"It seems to be... looking at the house?"

Qiao Jiu and his wife spent more than half a month looking for a house, and finally, when the New Year was approaching, they found a small house with two floors and a small yard.The owner is a young couple who intend to sell the house to develop in other places.Although it is not brand new, but the maintenance is very good, it can be seen that the homeowner lives very meticulously.The two sides negotiated and completed the transaction very readily.

Back in the rental house, Jiuqiange lay down on the sofa and said with emotion: "I've lived here for so long, I'm really not used to leaving all of a sudden."

"I didn't leave suddenly." Qiao Yuzhe poured him a glass of milk. "They have to move things, and we also need to buy furniture for decoration. At least we have to live here for half a year."

"Half a year is half a year." Jiuqiange drank out a beautiful milk beard contentedly.

The doorbell rang "Ding Dong".Qiao Yuzhe opened the door, and there was a man in a suit and leather shoes standing outside.The man said politely, "Excuse me, are these Mr. Qiao and Mr. Jiu?"

"what's up?"

The man took out a large envelope from his briefcase and presented it with both hands, saying, "This is specially given to you by our manager."

"Who is your manager?" Qiao Yuzhe took the envelope, "What is this?"

"You'll know it when you read it. Excuse me. Farewell."

When the man left, Jiuqiange sat up and asked, "What is it?"

Qiao Yuzhe sat next to him, tore open the envelope, and took out a bright red post with a bow, with a golden "囍" on it.

Both of them were taken aback.Jiuqiange's eyes dimmed, and he understood.

"Qiao Yuzhe, Mr. Jiuqiange: We are scheduled to hold a wedding banquet at the XX Hotel at 27:[-] pm on February [-]th, please come. Yan Xiao, Li Weixin cordially invites you."

Jiuqiange looked at the wedding invitation without saying a word, and stuck out his tongue to lick the milk at the corner of his mouth, it was sweet.

Qiao Yuzhe put the wedding invitation on the coffee table, put his arms around his neck, licked all the milk from his mouth, and asked, "What are you thinking?"

Jiuqiange scratched his palm with his fingers and asked, "Going?"

"Why don't you go?" Qiao Yuzhe clenched his fidgeting fingers, "I have a question, maybe I shouldn't ask it, but I still want to know, how do you feel about him now?"

Jiuqiange thought for a while, then pursed his lips and said, "I don't think I hate him that much anymore, and of course I don't like him. Anyway, I don't feel anything. What happens to him has nothing to do with me. I already have you." Jiuqiange touched his face, "I proposed to you, we two will live forever."

As soon as Qiao Yuzhe thought of him "proposing marriage" to him, his heart softened more than half, and he couldn't express any resentment or dissatisfaction. He wrapped his arms around his waist and said, "Then go, let him see it with his own eyes. You made the right choice."

Jiuqiange nodded: "Yes! I have to give him a big red envelope. Anyway, he is my ex-boyfriend. I still have to give him some face."

Qiao Yuzhe narrowed his eyes, and pinched his waist casually: "Say it again, what is he to you?"

Jiuqiange bounced back in pain, and hurriedly said: "I love you, I love you the most!"

Qiao Yuzhe's face paled slightly, and he said, "That's good."

Jiuqiange rubbed his waist, and said aggrievedly: "Let's agree, you are not allowed to beat me in the future, you are so powerful, I am thin-skinned, tender and weak, maybe I will be beaten to death by you."

"..." Qiao Yuzhe said innocently, "I didn't hit you hard just now. Besides, have I hit you before? I can't even love you enough."

"That's what I said. I think I will say wrong things and do wrong things in the future. You have to reason with me, and I will listen, but you must not use force."

Qiao Yuzhe held him with one hand in front of his chest, and solemnly swore with three fingers on the other hand: "I only learn Sanda to strengthen my body and be self-reliant. Beating my wife is the most disgusting thing for me, so I will never do it to you." You do physical harm. If you do something wrong, I should be the one to hit you, because it was my negligence that caused you to make a mistake, so I have to reflect on myself."

Jiuqiange kissed him contentedly.Qiao Yuzhe put his arms around his body and said dumbly: "However, if you touch my bottom line, I will definitely beat you hard."

Jiu Qiange stared: "You still dare to beat me with a whip?!"

Qiao Yuzhe leaned close to his ear with a wicked smile, and said in a low voice, "Yes, use my 'human whip' to whip until you beg for mercy."

Jiuqiange's small face was instantly stained with a blush, and he said "rogue" brokenly, and said, "Are you hungry?"

Qiao Yuzhe raised his eyebrows and asked, "Do you want to cook?"

Jiuqiange said mysteriously: "I can cook eggplant."

Qiao Yuzhe was very surprised: "Really?"

Jiuqiange gave a confident "Yes", got up and walked to the kitchen: "I'll show you."

Looking at his back, Qiao Yuzhe was extremely relieved. Back then, the young master who didn't even know how to make scrambled eggs was working hard for him. He saw every little bit of progress during this time. He thought that there would be no more regrets in his life.

Qiao Yuzhe followed up and warned: "Be careful, don't cut your hands."

On February [-], the dragon looks up, the spring is cold and the sun is shining brightly, which is a good day for weddings.Before the newcomers arrived, the guests filled the hall one after another, with beaming smiles on their faces, eating snacks and chatting with each other lively.

Lu Xuechen quietly hid in the corner, holding a glass of orange juice in his hand.Li Weigu came over and hugged him from behind, put his chin on his shoulder, and asked: "Why don't you go eat something?"

"Not for now." Lu Xuechen turned his face and asked, "Aren't you going to entertain guests?"

"They have hands and feet that I can take care of?" Li Weigu took advantage of the opportunity to kiss him on the cheek, smiled, and said, "Honey, I think your calling/bed is much better than singing."

Lu Xuechen didn't answer, but his ears were very red.Li Weigu laughed in a muffled voice, and fell in love with his extremely shy but still aloof appearance.

Jiuqiange found them, fearing that the world would not be chaotic and squeezed into them. Seeing the rings they were wearing, he said in surprise: "You..."

Li Weigu proudly said: "We have obtained the certificate in France, and now we are legal couples."

Jiuqiange was shocked: "Fuck, you are so fast paced?!"

Lu Xuechen coughed lightly, and said coldly: "Who is the wife?"

The corners of Li Weigu's eyes twitched, and he changed the subject: "I'll go greet the guests, you two can talk slowly."

Even though she was wearing sunglasses, Lan Lan was still dazzled by the luxury, and couldn't help exclaiming: "Wow~ It's so beautiful~ It's my first time attending someone else's wedding."

"I'll talk to my friends for a while, and you can play by yourself." Mu Chen walked into the crowd without looking back.

Lan Lan quietly pushed down the sunglasses, Qi Lian raised his hand to push him up, and said with a straight face, "Put it on."

Lan Lan pointed in one direction and asked uncertainly, "Isn't that Master?"

Qiao Yuzhe saw the apprentice's daughter-in-law unexpectedly, walked over and asked, "You two are here too."

Lan Lan laughed and said, "My daddy is the one who invited us, we are family members."

"Oh~" Qiao Yuzhe glanced at Qi Lian meaningfully, showing a smile of "I understand".

Qi Lian coughed lightly, looked left and right, and asked, "Master, where is Qiange?"

Qiao Yuzhe said casually, "I went to chat with my sister."

"..." Li Weigu came over and picked up a bottle of champagne casually, "Now you don't care if they are tired of being together?"

Qiao Yuzhe laughed very generously, and said, "What's there to worry about when you two are together?"

"..."

Near noon, the float team finally arrived, and the guests rushed to the door to greet them.Yan Xiao was full of energy and high-spirited, leading the beautiful bride to the center of the auditorium, she was a match made in heaven.

Lu Xuechen glanced at the hall and said, "Let's go too."

"Ah."

The guests followed the newlyweds into the lobby, kept saying congratulations, and took their seats one after another.The master of ceremonies delivered an impassioned congratulatory speech, and took the lead in applauding after the bride and groom exchanged rings, which aroused applause from all the halls.

Jiuqiange's eyes stayed on Yan Xiao's body all the time, and he applauded along with his heart.The bridegroom toasted at the table, and when it was their turn, Yan Xiao went straight to Jiuqiange, raised his glass with both hands, and said, "Qiange, thank you for coming today, this is the most precious gift I have ever received. "

Jiuqiange stood up and raised his glass, saying: "From now on, we will never owe each other, Mr. Yan, happy newlyweds, I wish you a harmonious husband and wife, an early birth to a precious son, and a long life together." As he spoke, he clinked glasses with him with a "ding" and raised his head to take a drink And do.

Yan Xiao took a sip of wine expressionlessly, and the assistant next to him immediately filled it up. He blushed, raised his smile and shook the wine glass at the table, saying: "I am very grateful that everyone can come to the wedding. Don’t be shy, please enjoy it.”

Yan Xiao walked towards the next table in a nonchalant manner, turned his face slowly, saw Qiao Yuzhe feeding the peeled shrimp to Jiuqiange's mouth, and told him "I can only drink so much today, do you hear me?" Jiuqiange nodded , opened his mouth to bite the shrimp, and licked his finger by the way, smiling very playfully.

Yan Xiao let out a long breath, only feeling that the alcohol was on him and his limbs were going to be paralyzed.The assistant helped him lightly, and asked in a low voice, "Boss, are you okay?"

Yan Xiao's eyes were blurred, he said "Yes", and continued to toast to the next table.

Jiuqiange's stomach was so full that he was almost carried home by Qiao Yuzhe. He couldn't even lie down on the sofa, so Qiao Yuzhe had to pick a digestive tablet for him.Jiuqiange's mouth was sour and sweet, and he walked around the sofa to digest.

"Here's a little gift for you." Qiao Yuzhe turned around and went to the bedroom, and came back with a small box with a small bow tied on it.

After dismantling the nine thousand grids, his eyes lit up immediately, and he opened his mouth wide and asked, "How did you do it!"

Inside the box lay a little red book, and the three gold-plated characters of "marriage certificate" were clearly visible. Looking through it, their photos and personal information were completely displayed, and even the seals were very clear.

Seeing his overjoyed look, Qiao Yuzhe explained with little confidence: "Actually, it's not true. It's just a gadget I bought in a boutique. I came up with the idea when I received the wedding invitation that day. I think, you will like it."

Jiuqiange threw himself into his arms and said happily, "I like it, I'm so happy, we're getting married too!"

That night, Jiuqiange was so excited that he couldn't sleep, he ran around the house, hurriedly ran from the kitchen to the living room, and rolled on the bed in the bedroom, and was finally rushed by Qiao Yuzhe to wash up, and then let out bursts of weird laughter in the bathroom.Qiao Yuzhe was helpless, rushed in and urged: "Hurry up and wash!"

Jiuqiange was brushing his teeth, when he yelled at him, "Gulu" swallowed a mouthful of toothpaste froth: "..."

Qiao Yuzhe: "..."

Jiuqiange didn't care too much, just brushed it twice to clean it up, and then laughed "hehehe".Qiao Yuzhe patted his buttocks and threatened, "I'll beat you again."

Jiuqiange croaked confidently: "You don't dare."

Qiao Yuzhe gave a muffled laugh, hugged him and said, "Of course I don't dare to hit you, but I dare to 'slap' you. On the wedding night, I won't show mercy."

Jiuqiange blushed, bit his ear and said, "You can 'puff' as you like."

Qiao Yuzhe's eyes suddenly darkened, and he picked him up and walked towards the big bed in the bedroom.All the clothes are gone, spring/love overnight.

In fact, happiness has always been very simple. There is someone who knows the cold and the hot by your side, who can help each other and support each other in the long years to come. Any extravagant wishes are no longer extravagant.

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The author has something to say: _(:з」∠)_ This is the end of the text. After so long, it can finally be finished (wiping sweat). It may not be satisfactory, but it is also a successful full stop.I will write a few short episodes below, the number of words will not be too many, let’s treat it as a dessert~?(????ω????)?

☆, extra episode [-]: Er Shao is still young ([-])

Jiuqiange was a coward since he was a child - from the evaluation of his mother Qin Qin.

Newborn babies cry a lot, but they are also easy to feed, as long as they can take care of food, drink, and diarrhea.Jiuqianyi is a little girl, she is very quiet in comparison, which saves Qin Qin a lot of worry, unlike Jiuqiange, who has to cry in the middle of the night, disturbing people's dreams for no reason, just to make her mother coax more However, he recognized the taste of his parents and insisted on being squeezed between the two adults. As time passed, Qin Qin almost had a nervous breakdown. At the same time, he was angry and hated the snoring man next to him who was still and snoring like thunder.

One night, Jiuqiange cried and howled again on time, Qin Qin sighed in grief, and was about to sit up to coax the child, when a wave of resentment suddenly arose, and he beat Jiuxiaoyun's shoulder without saying a word.

Jiu Xiaoyun was drowsy, and was baffled when he woke up from the impact, but when he heard his son crying loudly, he said vaguely: "Don't cry, go to sleep."

His voice is deep and thick, although it is not as majestic as usual, but it is still full of shocking power.Jiuqiange beeped twice, and gradually stopped crying, and soon fell into a deep sleep.

Seeing that it was so effective, Qin Qin was immediately overjoyed, poked Jiuqiange's little head, and cursed softly: "Stinky boy, let you make trouble, I have a way to cure you."

Since then, every time Jiuqiange cried in the middle of the night, Qin Qin would wake Jiuxiaoyun up, let him coax the child, and go to sleep with peace of mind.On the contrary, Jiu Xiaoyun was disturbed, and he didn't dare to get angry with his wife, and he was really angry with Jiu Qiange, a brat.

During the day, when Jiu Xiaoyun came home from get off work, Jiu Qiange staggered over and hugged his trouser legs begging for a hug.Jiu Xiaoyun was annoyed at him, so he lifted his foot lightly to give him a small butt kick, then turned and went upstairs.

Jiuqiange: "..."

Fortunately, Jiuqiange was startled by his father's voice every night and fell asleep again. After half a month, he adjusted his biological clock in this way, and the two adults were finally able to sleep soundly.

Jiuqiange sighed after a long time: Thank you dad for not killing me!

☆, extra episode [-]: Er Shao is still young ([-])

Jiuqianling once said that his younger brother was born very smart.

He was eight years old that year, and Jiuqiange was three years old.In the second grade of elementary school, Jiuqianling has excellent grades, and he is proud to be the monitor of the small class. He is a child that everyone loves.Back home, he has always regarded himself as a parent and took the initiative to take care of and educate his younger siblings.The two children are also very clingy to him, always sitting at the door and waiting obediently when he is about to leave school.

One day, when Jiuqianling came back from school, he took out a stack of puzzle books for children, pointed to the pictures on it and asked, "What is this?"

The two children replied in unison: "White~vegetable~"

"what about this?"

"Apple~fruit~"

Jiuqianling drew another card and asked, "What about this one?"

"puppy!"

"What's the dog's name?"

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"What's the name of the kitten?"

"Meow meow~"

Jiuqianling let out a smirk, and asked, "What's Xiaoyu's name?"

"???"

Looking at the two identical dolls with question marks all over their faces, Jiuqianling couldn't help laughing, waiting patiently for their answers.Jiu Qianyi pursed her lips and said, "The little fish can't make a sound, it won't bark."

Jiuqianling nodded to show that she was right.

Jiuqian grid's beautiful little eyebrows were frowned for a long time, and suddenly became enlightened. He raised his hand high and said, "I know!" As he said, he pouted his mouth very seriously, and began to imitate a small fish spitting food, "Gululu Lulu... puff... puff... puff..."

"..."

☆, extra episode [-]: Er Shao is still young ([-])

Extra Story Three Two Young Boys Are Still Young ([-])

With the end of another summer vacation of Jiuqianling, Jiuqiange's childhood also came to an end.

He doesn't want to go to school, one is because he thinks going to school is scary, and the other is because his mother said that he will be independent after school, so he can't sleep in the same room with his parents.But even though he was unwilling in every possible way, he was still dragged to the kindergarten by force.

On the first day of school, Jiuqiange came back crying, accusing in tears, "Little... chubby bullied me!"

When Jiuqianling heard this, his eyes widened, and he hurriedly asked, "Why did you bully you?"

With tears in his eyes, Jiuqiange peeled off the collar of the little short sleeve a little, only to see a immature tooth mark lying on his round shoulder, all stained with blood, which shows how much effort the biter put in.

Jiuqianling was so distressed that he quickly called the nanny to bring the medicine and applied it to him himself.

"Brother! It hurts! It hurts! Be gentle!" Jiu Qiange was about to cry again.

Jiuqianling blew his wounds, and said fiercely: "I'll help you teach that chubby tomorrow! Why should he bite you!"

Jiuqiange was very wronged and said: "Because... I scratched his face..."

"..."

Jiuqianling suppressed his arrogance and asked, "Why are you scratching his face?"

"Because...he said that I look like an ugly monkey, and that I look like a little girl, so I'm a little female ugly monkey..."

Poof... the little ugly monkey? !Kids are so creative!

Jiuqianling tried his best not to laugh, and said, "Oh, then what?"

"Then...then I pushed him, he pushed me, I grabbed him, he bit me..." Jiuqiange began to cry again as he spoke, "It hurts me to death..."

Jiuqianling finally couldn't help laughing out loud: "Hahaha little ugly monkey hahaha!"

"..." Jiuqiange looked at him inexplicably, and said angrily, "Brother! You still laugh when I'm bleeding! Tomorrow you will help me beat him up!"

Jiuqianling stopped laughing in pain, continued to apply the medicine on him, and at the same time reasoned with him, children should love each other, they must not speak ill of each other, and they must not fight, etc., and promised to buy him cotton candy to eat, only when the combination of reason and reason is calmed down his anger.

"Brother, can I sleep with you tonight?"

The family rearranged the room for the child, and added a small bed to Jiuqiange in Jiuqianling's bedroom. The two brothers share one room. Although Jiuqianyi has a room to herself, she has a special permission to stay with her parents at any time. sleep.So in comparison, Jiuqiange felt that he was at a disadvantage.He couldn't go to the master bedroom anymore, but he didn't dare to sleep alone, so he could only make the best of it and beg his brother.

Jiuqianling asked, "Why?"

"I'm afraid..." Jiuqiange said pitifully, "I'm bleeding..."

Jiuqianling was instantly poked at the cute spot by his younger brother's eight-character eyebrows, diamond eyes, walnut chin, and bun face, and immediately agreed.Jiuqiange cheered a little, bursting with joy, hugged Jiuqianling's face and kissed him, saying, "Brother is the best!"

Jiuqianling later reflected that he had a serious tendency to be controlled by his younger brother, perhaps it started at that moment.

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☆, extra episode [-]: the second youngest is still young ([-])

Six-year-old Jiuqiange hated carrots very much. As long as there was even a little carrot in his meal, he would not eat even carrot-colored tomatoes, and would pick them out and throw them away.Jiuqianling reasoned with him, saying that carrots contain various vitamins, which are good for the body. Jiuqiange went in the left ear and exited the right ear, but he was still very picky.

One day, Jiuqiange went to the dining table and was horrified to discover a nightmare fact: all the meals on the table were carrots!Stir-fried carrots, shredded carrots in cold salad, carrot stew, carrot buns, rice mixed with diced carrots, even carrot juice mixed in soup.

Jiuqiange was about to cry, he didn't want to eat any of the rice on the table, but his parents, brother and sister all ate and ate nonchalantly, completely ignoring him.He said weakly: "I don't want to eat carrots..."

Jiuqianling didn't even look at him, and said, "Then don't eat it. Let me tell you first, not only today is all carrots, but also tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow are all carrots, and no snacks are provided."

As if being shocked by an electric shock, Jiuqiange held back his tears and took a carrot bun, took a bite very slowly, and swallowed it whole. Then he looked at the sticky carrot stuffing, and couldn't help but "vomit". Complained: "Like poop..."

whole family:"……"

Jiuqianling raised his hand and gave him a shudder, Jiuqiange covered his head with an "Ouch", and threw the bun into his bowl with tears in his eyes, saying, "I don't want to eat buns anymore, I want soup... "

Jiuqianling served him a big bowl of soup in a good-tempered manner, and ordered: "Drink it all."

For the first time, Jiuqiange felt that his brother was annoying. When he was sleeping at night, he threw his brother's pillow on the ground in anger and sat under his buttocks.Jiuqianling grabbed the pillow with both hands and carried him to the bed, and said, "If you get angry again, you will sleep on the bed by yourself from now on."

Jiuqiange was cowardly, he got off his pillow slowly, and said, "I don't like carrots..."

Jiuqianling smiled and asked, "Want some candy?"

"Think!" Jiuqian grid flicked his limbs.

Jiuqianling took out a lollipop from his pocket, Jiuqiange snatched it eagerly and took a look, then withered again: "Why does even the lollipop taste like carrots..."

Jiuqianling patted his head and said, "This is delicious, try it if you don't believe me."

Jiuqiange dubiously tore open the package, licked it tentatively, nodded and said, "Really."

"Okay." Jiuqianling took the candy back and stuffed it back into the packaging bag, tied it with a small rubber band, and said, "Eating candy at night will damage your teeth, so eat it tomorrow morning."

Jiuqiange groaned unwillingly, lay down on the bed with his lips pouted, and said, "Then you are not allowed to steal it!"

"No stealing. But we have to make an agreement that we are not allowed to pick out carrots when we eat in the future."

"Well...then you give me candy every day?"

"As long as you are not picky eaters, give it every day."

"Uh-huh!"

Turning off the lights and going to sleep, Jiuqianling felt something poking his arm while he was half asleep and half awake, he asked, "Why aren't you asleep?"

Jiuqiange lowered his voice and asked, "Brother, I'm not picky eaters anymore, can I eat other flavors of candy?"

Jiuqianling raised the corners of his mouth in the darkness and said, "Okay."

☆, extra episode [-]: Er Shao is still young ([-])

Jiuqianling went to junior high school, somewhat rebellious, secretly skipped classes, fought, smoked, drank without telling the school and family, and at the same time learned to swear from a small group of cronies.One day during the summer vacation, Jiuqianling came back from outside sweating profusely, raised his hand and took off his shirt, took out a can of fruit beer from the refrigerator, and sipped it.

"Wow, brother, why are you taking off your clothes indiscriminately?"

Jiuqianling spat out a mouthful with a "poof", stared at Jiuqiange with wide eyes, and asked with a trembling voice, "You... what did you just say?"

With a popsicle in his mouth, Jiuqiange repeated for no reason: "Wow, brother, why are you taking off your clothes?"

Damn, don't you swear with an innocent face, okay? !Jiuqianling raised his hand to give him a shudder, and said fiercely, "Who told you to swear!"

Jiuqiange hugged his head and said aggrievedly, "Where did I swear?"

"'Wow' is a dirty word!"

Jiuqiange retorted: "But you also said it, you told your classmates on the phone yesterday!"

"..."

Jiuqianling thought silently, did he really swear in front of his younger brother?No, no, this is not good, it will teach the children badly.

Then Jiuqiange suffered another violent thump, he said angrily, "Why did you hit me again!"

Jiuqianling said confidently, "I didn't say that!"

"You just say it, you just say it!" Jiuqiange pouted his lips unwillingly, "I want to tell Mom and Dad that you swear! And hit me!"

"Wow, you little bastard..."

"..."

Jiuqianling shut his mouth in embarrassment, hooked his arm around his neck, and threatened, "I can swear, but you can't! If you dare to say it, I will beat you!"

"Brother is a villain!" Jiuqiange held his nose and protested, "Ahhh, brother, you stink to death, don't touch me!"

"Then you swear, you are not allowed to say a single dirty word in the future! And you are not allowed to complain to your parents! Otherwise, you will be stinking to death!"

"I, I, I, I will stop swearing and sue in the future. Let me go!"

Only then did Jiuqianling let go of his hand.Jiuqiange licked the popsicle and asked, "Then tell me, what is swearing?"

"It's just a curse word."

"What are the curse words?"

"For example, the 'wow' I just said is a swear word."

"Oh, wow."

"And 'Little Rabbit'."

"Oh, little brat."

"So does 'Turtle Grandson'."

"Oh, tortoise grandson."

"And..." Jiu Qianling suddenly felt that something was wrong, the corner of his eyes twitched, and he ran away in an instant, "Damn boy, you did it on purpose, I will beat you to death!"

"Ah, ah, why are you hitting me again, brother! It hurts! It hurts! Don't spank! Dad! Mom! Sister! Help!"

☆, extra episode [-]: Er Shao is still young ([-])

Jiuqianling bought a new Honda Business, cool black gold, Jiuqiange followed him jealously and begged: "Brother, let me drive it."

Jiuqianling didn't even bother to look at him, and said, "Do you have a copy?"

"I'm not an adult yet, let me try driving it first, please brother~" Jiuqiange grabbed his sleeve tightly, with a very sincere expression.

"Then wait until you're an adult. Your birthday is coming soon, so it's not too late." Jiu Qianling continued to admire his new car, "If you can drive it, you can just join in the fun."

Jiuqiange hurriedly said: "I will, I will definitely! The driver has been taking me to and from school since I was a child, and I can do his driving with my eyes closed! Good brother, I beg you, please let me have a good time!"

Jiuqianling was so entangled with him that he had no choice but to agree.Jiuqiange got into the driver's seat with a "Yohoo", and Jiuqianling sat on the co-pilot and told him: "Just drive in the yard, don't go on the road, if I get caught by the traffic police, I will have to indulge the underage!" The crime of committing a crime by driving. Also, this is a new car bought by my brother, drive slowly, if you dare to scratch me, I will cut you to death!"

"I know, I know, I know." Jiuqiange happily put into gear and started.

Hearing a crackling sound, the car rubbed against the fence and went out. Jiuqianling watched helplessly as the rearview mirror on the right side of the car hung on the iron fence, and it snapped with a "click".

Jiuqianling: "..."

Jiuqiange: "..."

Jiuqianling suppressed his anger, showed a strange smile to his dear brother, and said, "Very good, very good."

Jiuqiange swallowed, tremblingly said: "Brother...I...I didn't mean to..."

"Of course I know you didn't do it on purpose," Jiuqianling suddenly changed his face, and paused every word, "You f*ck did it on purpose!"

Jiuqianling turned around and got out of the car, went around to the driver's seat and grabbed him off, and rewarded him with a series of horrific blows without saying a word.Jiuqiange scrambled, begging for mercy: "Brother! Brother! I made a mistake and I didn't mean it! Ouch, it hurts! I'll pay you to fix it!"

"You pay? You don't even think about who gave your money!" Jiu Qianling continued to hit.

Jiuqiange was beaten until his eyes were filled with stars, and with tears in his eyes, he said, "I'm going to become stupid, so stop beating me..."

When Jiuqianling saw his pitiful appearance, he couldn't do it anymore, but when he saw his beloved car in the blink of an eye, his anger flared up again, and he tapped Jiuqiange's small chest vigorously, and said viciously: "Look at me! How to deal with you!"

Jiuqiange shuddered firmly.

A few days later, Jiuqiange passed his coming-of-age ceremony in an extremely strange atmosphere.On that second day, he was inexplicably sent to a certain driving school, and then he began his miserable career of learning to drive.

"Oh, you look so clever, why is your brain so hard? You're so loose!" "Run so fast, why are you rushing to reincarnate!" "Your leg is rusty, is it because you stepped on it backwards! "I've been teaching cars for so many years and I've never seen you so stupid!" You still want to eat before you learn it!" "Go down!" "Go away!"

Jiuqiange began to doubt the meaning of his life, and went home every day in a dazed state.Three days later, he couldn't take it anymore, and when he got home, he threw everything in the room down in a rage. When Jiuqianling opened the door and saw him holding his notebook as a gesture, he threw it on the ground. He hurriedly stepped forward to stop him, and asked knowingly: "Why is it so hot?"

Jiuqiange stomped his feet in anger, and said, "The coach is a pervert! Just catch me and scold me every day! I won't learn anymore!"

Jiuqianling secretly raised the corners of his mouth, pressed his shoulders to make him sit on the edge of the bed, and comforted him, "Don't be angry."

"Ah, no, no, no, I'm so mad!!!" Jiu Qiange rolled on the bed.

Jiuqianling lay beside him, calmly said: "I made him do this."

"..."

Jiuqiange looked at him in disbelief for a long time, and gradually resentment gathered in his eyes, and finally said: "Brother, I hate you."

Jiuqianling comforted him with a good voice: "You broke the new car I just bought, so I can't bully you?"

"I've already apologized to you," Jiuqiange turned around and pointed his butt at him, "Even if you're angry, you can't ask someone outside to scold me! Outside, everyone calls me 'Second Young Master' , when have I ever been so angry!"

Jiuqianling pulled his shoulders to make him face himself, and said, "Are you still embarrassed to say that? People call you 'Second Young Master' to be polite to you. Why do you think people call you that? It's because of Dad, because of me. , because of the 'Nine Thousand Group'. You look at yourself, poor study, bad temper, stinky hair