Quarreling every day is said to be a show of affection

Jing Ling held down the hand he wanted to slap someone, and angrily crushed the paper crane, ignoring the other party's pleading for help, and continued walking with Zhu Bao and Bei Shan without even changing the direction.

Suddenly, his footsteps stopped, the thoughts in his mind changed, and his eyes became brighter and brighter.

What a sleepy pillow, Kong Lingyu is fighting with Zhe Dong now, so he knocks Kong Lingyu unconscious in the past, and then takes advantage of the opportunity to send Kong Lingyu back to Huafeng, so he can visit Huafeng again... This idea cannot be better!

Jing Ling's eyeballs twitched, and immediately there were countless backhands to fill in the several loopholes derived from this idea.He patted the unnecessary dust on his body, "Since the monster Zhedong has a request, let's go and take this favor for nothing."

Immediately, he turned around with the two of them and headed for the township.

Niu Township is Zhedong's lair.In Shangyizhou, it is famous for its bad aesthetics and bright orange that blinds people's eyes. It is also one of the few peaceful places with few disputes.

Correct the reason.Not only because the owner here is a little violent, a little heartless, a little loud and narcissistic, but also because the scene here is quite eye-catching, and the soil quality here is quite special.The scene is so hot that people will never want to take a second look after seeing it once. The soil quality is special because the soil here is made of chicken manure accumulated for tens of thousands of years. The holes can be suffocated to death by the poisonous gas fermented in them for tens of thousands of years.

Therefore, there are few pedestrians here, almost none, and disputes are becoming more and more rare.

Looking back on the previous life, all races suffered ups and downs, and only Zhe Dong survived to the end. Although I don't know how he will end up, he is still better than him!

Later, he thought about it in his spare time, the two were clearly comparable in terms of ability to pull hatred, why did he end up in such a situation, but the other party was able to protect himself?One day, when an inspiration came, Fang realized the reason: because his strange and aesthetic cave mansion built on chicken dung can ward off evil spirits.

Even if ghosts and ghosts dislike him, they will not go to his messy cave to treat their eyes, nose and ears badly.

Who said that stupid people have stupid blessings?

If it was the past, Zhu Bao and Bei Shan would definitely refuse to go to Xixiang.

But now, one of them doesn't care because they are in a trance, and the other wants to see what it looks like in the jade slips in her memory, which is described as not wanting to set foot again, and Jing Ling wants to go to the village. Taking advantage of the fire to rob and knock people out of existence, the three of them rushed to the village this time, surprisingly well timed and swift.

If it is said that the people in Huafeng mainly focus on good looks, then the people in Yixiang mainly focus on weird and distorted aesthetics, even though they all look quite normal.

As soon as you enter the Yixiang area, the first thing that catches your eyes is a continuous stretch of bright orange waves.Bright orange grass, bright orange nests, bright orange chicken dung eggs... There are a few places, dotted with some white flowers, which, in Zhedong's words, symbolize the pure friendship between them.

However, only ghosts are willing to express friendship with white flowers growing from chicken manure!Except for Zhedong, the Jinmao chicken whose head is filled with "chicken"!

Ignoring the little chicken monsters of various races poking their heads out of the chicken coop by the roadside, with their eyes rolling around, Jing Ling led Zhu Bao and Bei Shan calmly across the piles of chicken droppings, carefully Avoid nests of eggs and go to the interior of the village.

One of the taboos in the village: it is not allowed to step on any eggs, because one of them may be the son and grandson of Zhe Dong who fell on the ground.

Offenders will be attacked by flocks of chickens and mountains of dung!

Walking through the outer Jiwo Ridge, the bright orange Jiwo Ridge finally changed: the weird spiral shape made of chicken coop, chicken feathers, chicken manure and white flowers on the chicken manure, continuous ups and downs, orange, black, white Flowers and flowers staggered, dotted with chicken paw prints everywhere.

He has always wanted to know what kind of weirdness it is that would take chicken manure into consideration when arranging such a weird and orderly picture. Could it be that he couldn't live without chicken manure?

No!can!

This is Zhe Dong's answer. His standard answer is: If he can't beat him, he can still use his fermented and accumulated chicken manure for tens of thousands of years to bombard him until his nose can't breathe freely, and his demon power can't run freely!

A shameless demon is invincible, and it turns out that Zhe Dong won!He lived to the end on his chicken manure.

The second taboo in the home town: it is not allowed to disturb the "beautiful" appearance of Zhedong Yaojun's territory because of "jealousy", because the chicks are very hard to maintain.

Offenders will be attacked by flocks of chickens and mountains of dung!

Jing Ling took Zhu Bao and Bei Shan, stepped on the branches that occasionally protruded, tapped his toes, so as not to accidentally knock off the bird's nest between the branches, and moved to the depths of the village with difficulty.

Even though he has been with the skunk Mo Xiang for more than 300 years, he still can't get used to the strange "fragrant" smell all over the mountains and plains. This is one of the reasons why he doesn't want to come to his hometown no matter before or now.

After going through various wonderful scenes along the way, I finally entered the center of the village.When the tip of the noses of the three of them could be relaxed, the torment of everyone's eyes officially began!All kinds of bright orange bird's nests and chicken coops in exotic shapes dazzle the eyes of visitors with their unique flamboyant ways.

Because all the demons in the village were familiar with Jingling, they didn't shy away from seeing him, maintaining a leisurely original or half-original posture, and greeted him from a distance: "Alchemist Jingling, a distinguished guest is here, Peng Pisheng Hui, chirp chirp chirp chirp..."

"Alchemy Master Jingling, you must have heard that Yaojun Lingyu is here to worry about my lord. I am so touched, oh oh oh oh..."

"Alchemist Jingling, it's time to choose, hurry up and throw yourself into the arms of your master, cluck cluck cluck cluck..."

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Jing Ling: "..." Hug you big-headed ghost!Move your whole hometown!This group of broken mouths can compete with Huafeng's group of monsters.

He took a deep breath, "Where's the monster Zhedong?"

All the poultry monsters stretched out a finger one after another.

Jing Ling calmly ignored the bewildered smiles of these gossip monsters, and signaled Bei Shan and Zhu Bao to follow slowly, and he took a step ahead.

The huge nest in the middle of the village is located on a towering hillside, surrounded by low-lying chicken nests and bird nests.In a vast lawn and forest at the foot of the hill, he saw a pair of huge chicken paw prints left by Zhe Dong from a distance, Jing Ling immediately turned around and rushed to that place.

Along the way, Jing Ling was calculating in his mind what he should say and do when he saw the two of them fighting later, so that Kong Lingyu would faint properly. Big damage, and no sense of violation.

From the moment he entered the woods, Jing Ling opened the defensive cover on his body, and quietly dropped several array disks on several key nodes in the woods.

With such full preparations, when he saw two people sitting opposite each other in the middle of the woods, lazily basking in the sun, it is conceivable that his heart suddenly burst into complaints.

In the open place in the middle of the woods, Zhe Dong was lying on his back on the orange recliner, while the Kong Lingyu monster who was said to be making trouble was lying on the red delicate recliner, both resting.

No matter where you look at it, it is a pleasant and happy scene. Who the hell told him that there was a fight here?

He even prepared the stun talisman and the big hammer head, but he was asked to watch this?

Come to see your chicken manure?Nima!

Zhe Dong was the first to notice Jing Ling's arrival. He opened his eyes early, and when he saw Jing Ling appearing, he leaped up: "What? What? I said that if an accident happened to me, Jing Ling would definitely come. Yes, right! How about it, Hua Peacock, are you convinced?" Zhe Dong laughed.

Kong Lingyu stared at Jingling gravely, until he was covered with hairs, then looked away, and said with a sneer, "I just ran to your chicken coop because I heard that we two had a fight. You two have a really good relationship."

Zhe Dong didn't hear the irony, and nodded frequently.

Jing Ling felt a gloomy chill all over his body, and unexpectedly had a strange intuition: It seems that he came here by mistake.

He took a deep breath, re-deduced the plan in his mind until he found no loopholes, then raised his head and smiled politely: "You two, it seems that it is not good to bet with me. Is there something wrong to come to me in such a hurry?"

"Tsk! It's not me looking for you, it's him!" Zhe Dong said calmly, "He wanted to find you, but he didn't want to go to Ningfang, so he came to me on purpose to provoke me. I just followed his wishes."

Jing Ling and Kong Lingyu looked at Zhe Dong together: It turns out that this guy is not so stupid as to be hopelessly stupid, and he actually underestimated him in the past!

"My hometown, although usually only birds are shitting and it's a bit desolate, but today we can welcome two distinguished guests, it's considered a flourishing place!"

Jing Ling: No, if he didn't want to knock Kong Lingyu unconscious, he wouldn't want to step into this shitty place at all.

Kong Lingyu: No, if Zhe Dong hadn't been needed to fish out that poor little one that was avoiding him, he wouldn't have stepped here to poison his eyes.

The two smiled and raised their chins slightly, looking away, their thoughts overlapped strangely.

Jing Ling looked at Kong Lingyu, smiled softly, and said politely but respectfully: "Young Lord Ling Yu is looking for me, I don't know why?"

Kong Lingyu: "I just want to see if you have been pinched by me."

Jing Ling tried his best to hang up the mask of Wen Tun: "Thank you, no problem!"

"You still owe Huafeng a mountain protection array, please remember, don't forget."

Jing Ling gritted his teeth, "Don't dare to forget." Looking up again, he calmly protected his whole body to cover the phantom, and quickly arranged several dizzy arrays on several key nodes near the lawn.

Now or never.

Few people can see through his disguise except those with illusory eyes or those with too high a level of cultivation.

Zhe Dong looked at the hidden electric current in the two people's mutual gaze, frowned, and began to feel unhappy: "So, you actually strangled Xiao Jingling's neck? Hua Peacock, I have always wanted to know, except that we are not at odds with each other, we How did you offend me, making you want to ambush me a while ago? Could it be that I accidentally robbed the girl you liked?"

Jing Ling and Kong Lingyu: You are so stupid!

However, he did want to know about the ambush.Jing Ling looked at Kong Lingyu suspiciously, ready to listen to his answer, but when he turned his head, he met the other party's eyes that seemed to have deep meaning, and the grievance in it was not easy to detect.

For him?joke!

Jing Ling was so frightened that his heart stopped, and when he looked closely, his eyes were as deep as before, and it can be seen that what he saw just now was an illusion.

However, even with such consolation, Jing Ling's heart was still agitated, because the feeling Kong Lingyu gave him was abnormal the whole time.

It stands to reason that if a little demon king provoked him in his own territory, no matter who he was, he would kill first and then kill him without any discussion. any parts.

It stands to reason that since I have offended the other party, then when I see you in the future, I must be an enemy. However, this guy took the initiative to ask himself out in a curvy way, without any murderous intent or temper!

It stands to reason that even if you ask yourself out, you should be thinking about how to trap yourself first and then kill yourself. This guy will be wronged and paralyzed. This guy is not sick!

Thinking of the real sea of ​​blood that I saw in the opponent's sea of ​​consciousness last time... that was the real sea of ​​blood, not the phantom that I had set up in the mirror spirit space... Even if it was him, if he hadn't met the master later He and the second master have gone through a series of inhumane corrections in their outlook on life and morality that they no longer want to recall, and I am afraid that they will also become seriously ill.Then this person has really transformed into the neuropathy that the second master said.