Damn, harvest a skeleton man

"Ah, Brother Ming"

The woman's voice aroused Li Ming's desire even more.

……

With a slap, the woman who just rolled a round of sheets on the bed was thrown to the ground.

"Who the fuck asked you to get your paws on me"

The woman with a delicate face picked up the clothes on the ground and put them on while cursing, "The Taoist said that you are ruthless in pulling dicks. I have seen it."

"roll"

I opened my mouth expressionlessly.

I opened the window, and the red mark on my body was clearly illuminated by the dazzling white light. I sat by the window and smoked a cigarette, and the smoke wafted around.

The phone rang, and the familiar ringtone came, and only Ma Zixiaofang would call at this time.

"Xiao Ming is back for dinner,..."

"Okay, you stupid woman will think that I am that person?"

I hurriedly put on my clothes and hurried back.

Just when the car turned into the community, a car next to it ran over me, and my pupils shrank suddenly. At this time, I remembered a joke about why every year the people who get into accidents are female drivers. When it happened, I screamed.

Before I could call out, my head and body were separated under the white light.

I looked at the dead body in the car in horror, I was shocked, this is me, this is me, my handsome face that can be used to worship has become so rotten, but I can really go to the wall and mud.

I have more sighs, but the soul becomes boundless and heavy.My eyelids drooped, my body sank, the black bottomless pit pulled my body and turned in, and the strong pressure tore my body.

When I opened my eyes, I thought I was just having a dream, in which I died, but the world here is nothing like mine.

In the gray and unclear world, suddenly my head was photographed from top to bottom.

I rubbed my head, my eyes could squirt fire, "You are so stupid, Mengmeng"

"Stop talking, it's a promise, right?"

I was calm enough not to be scared to death.Standing opposite was a skeleton man, without a trace of flesh, and the white bones gleamed eeriely in the dark night.

"Answer or not, the hero spares my life, I'm just passing by."When I encountered such a danger, I just wanted to hold my head and run for my life. In fact, my legs also moved, and I insisted on running even though my legs were trembling.

I ran and shouted in horror, "Oh my god, ghost!"

I ran and ran, the whole world was gray, and I couldn't tell the way.I thought I had run a long way, and I was about to turn around and look behind, when someone kicked my hind legs and I jumped forward, my back was trampled by the claws of the skeleton man, and my ribs crackled. ring.My resentful eyes lit up, my body twisted and struggled in vain, and I spouted angrily, "You wait for Laozi, as long as Laozi survives, I will kill you"

The skeleton man's head turned around, and it grabbed Li Ming's short hair and lifted it up in a strange and twisted posture.

"Kill me, with your frightened butt peeing out of control body?"

I'm not going to admit that I was so frightened that I peed out, it's not me.

Seeing that I stopped talking, the skeleton man let go of Li Ming's hair. My head was smashed into a hard rock, and I grinned in pain. , the skull's head is between my neck, what the hell, I'm going to be eaten.I closed my eyes tightly, and the teeth pierced into the neck. I thought of the scene of the lion biting off the prey. The sharp teeth instantly bit the artery of the prey. It was only a matter of a second...

Li Ming didn't see that when the skeleton was sucking blood, a layer of light slowly spread from its feet to its head, and the flesh grew out from its feet to its head.If Li Ming wakes up now, he can still clearly see the scene of blood churning.

He kicked the man who was lying on the ground miserable by him, urging impatiently to "wake up"

"Ah" I wailed for a while, and there were no skeletons around.

"Is this hell? Who are you? Did you save me? What about that skeleton?"

The hand that grew out of skin and flesh quickly slapped me on the head, "What do you think?"

"Male Gobi, what are you doing as a boss, believe it or not, I'll kill you"

To be honest, Li Ming himself felt that his words were not very reliable, so in the end, his words became smaller and smaller, so small that only mosquitoes buzzed.

I thought my voice was quiet enough, but I never thought that I was still heard. My neck was an inch away from being grabbed by hands, and I turned back with a brake.

Suddenly a gust of wind blew violently, and the wind blew me down like a spinning tornado, and I fell down at the feet of the skeleton man.

I see the enraged colossus in the black majestic fur.

He looked at me with interest, "does it look good?"

"Damn, you are not a woman with something good-looking, this thing is a hundred times better than you."

In fact, ten thousand grass mud horses ran past in my heart, shit, a pervert who walks around with birds without clothes.

The wind blows and the crotch is chilly. The weather here is like deep winter, but the cold is not like the usual cold, it seems to be a gloomy cold that penetrates into the bone marrow.I smelled a dirty smell, I was a bit of a clean freak, I always disliked myself in all kinds of ways.

"Hey bro, can you help me get a pair of pants?"

He stopped talking, I thought he wouldn't help me with clothes and pants, seeing that he didn't have the consciousness to wear them himself, as a civilized person, I seem to have to figure out my own way.

"Give"

In an instant, I saw him conjure a garment from a ring.

I took the clothes and looked at him but didn't intend to take off the clothes. Although they are all men, I definitely don't admit that Laozi's balls are smaller than his. Skyrim, whoever becomes his girlfriend will poke a hole in it.

I turned my back to him, bent down and quickly took off my pants and quickly put them on again. The scorching sight behind me made my back feel like a glow, and I cursed, "Damn it!"

I thought of my beautiful girlfriend, no, if I don’t go back for so long, I might run away with others, I am more determined to get out of this ghost place, but where is this, if it’s not hell A place like hell.

I looked up to the front, the wind was blowing, the ground was flying sand and rocks, the gray world was becoming clearer, and the majestic city wall was in front of me, and I saw that the crumbling plaque read

"Quick Sand River"

This is a reminder for me. Countless overlapping memories came to my mind and slowly became clear. My girlfriend once recommended me to read a book, just because the protagonist is named Li Ming like me, so I flipped through it casually, and all Boys’ novels are the same in that the protagonist opens a golden ring and goes to the pinnacle of life to marry beauties all over the world. Because of the twists and turns of the plot, I still read half of it. I recall the contents of the book, and those contents are very clear in my mind as if I had really experienced it. present inside.

The hidden lake where zombies are buried, and skeleton people.

I remember that at the end of the book it said that Li Ming had returned to real life. Does that mean that I can go back as long as I follow the instructions in the book, and then I can open the harem all over the place. Only when I thought of this did I have some impulses, and I worked hard. There is no doubt about wanting to number the person in front of him and see who it is.

"Fuck, you're a skeleton man"

His smile deepened and he returned to the "positive solution"

I'm going to run and run, calm down and think about the plot, and when I think of the plot, I breathe a sigh of relief "You won't hurt me"

His face was almost in front of me, and I took a step back, "That's not necessarily it."

"You need me to get the Chaos Orb"

My neck was strangled. Fortunately, my neck was thick, otherwise he would have strangled me to death.

He said coldly, "How do you know?"

You Yisong "But it's good to know, then go and get it, and see if you are really that person"

"Zangshan Passionate Game System has been installed, is it enabled?"

The system finally appeared, I clicked No in my heart, and there was no sound.I am looking forward to the little system loli, but I want a better time to wake her up, because once I wake up the system gentleman, the plot will really start.

"Hurry up"

The skeleton man spoke suddenly.

Before I came back to my senses, the skeleton man had already opened the gate to the Quicksand River.

Whether you're ready or not, the attraction sucks you in.

I opened my eyes and saw the white wall, my girlfriend fell asleep next to me.

I wanted to stretch out my hand, but this tugging pulled the hanging needle in my hand, which made me grin my teeth in pain.

"You're awake, Xiao Ming"

Xiaofang hugged me happily.

"Let go, it's me"

Xiaofang wiped her nose with snot and said, "I thought you would never wake up again, you scared me to death."

I pinched her nose and returned to "Silly woman, do you want me to die? What do you mean you can't wake up again? Can this happen to me!"

I recovered quickly and Xiaofang was discharged from the hospital. After this time of life and death, I decided to marry Xiaofang. We simply got a marriage certificate. We were going to have a wedding, but Xiaofang insisted on keeping it simple, because this matter always It's like feeling sorry for her.

When I came back from get off work, I sat leisurely on the sofa, looking at the wedding photos on the wall, still feeling incredible.

I actually got married.

Xiaofang suddenly appeared from behind, she hooked my neck and I held her little face in my arms for a long kiss.

"Husband, Xiaopang gave me some tea yesterday, it's good, I'll make it for you to try."

I nodded.

The back of Xiaofang disappeared in the kitchen. I took out my mobile phone and wanted to contact my former friends. This kind of ordinary life is too much, but when did my mobile phone lose its bag? Otherwise, how can I explain my hand? Template phone on .

This cognition made me a little fuzzy, no, no, I forgot something, I tried to remember but my head was dizzy.

"You are not Xiaofang"

Xiaofang paused for the water glass she was holding, and the smile at the corner of her mouth was still on her face, "What are you talking about, Xiao Ming?"

"You are not Xiaofang, Xiaofang is not like you, Xiaofang will know that I don't like drinking tea."

"so what"

I calmly replied "I'm leaving"

Picking up the clothes I took off and going out the door, Xiaofang standing behind the door and the blurry world behind disappeared, leaving only a vast expanse of whiteness.