Talisman Store
Chapter 8
Throughout the ages, immortals must ascend, and the place they go to is no longer the mortal world, but the fairyland.As for the subsequent events, no one has been there, and naturally no one can understand.Just like rural people who have never been to the city, they think that the city must be full of high-rise buildings. People go in and out of the city by high-end cars, wearing gold and silver, and every meal is full of delicacies. Even the air they breathe is better than that in the countryside. As for the facts , and can only be determined after actually entering the city.
As for the ghost messengers in the underworld, the earth immortals such as the land god, and the heavenly immortals in the heavenly court, these are essentially immortals because they have the establishment of immortals, so they can be called immortals, but they are essentially the same as real immortals. The fairy is not the same.
In Ye Xiaolou's heart, immortals are existences above the entire world, far beyond the comparability of these self-appointed immortals.
So when faced with A Mu's question, Ye Xiaolou neither nodded nor shook his head, he just said: "Ordinary people have extremely strict restrictions on using lightning talismans. I will only sell it, otherwise I will not sell it no matter how much money is given.” There are some things that Ye Xiaolou didn’t say, and he was embarrassed to say it, because some parents of big monsters like to take advantage of thunderstorms to train their children, and often their children The cub will write down the mistakes he usually makes, and start to calculate the ledger when it rains, so that he can take the opportunity to strike the thunder, which is more deceptive.
Like summer, thunder in some places is like crazy, crackling non-stop, it is almost impossible to doubt which great fairy is going through the catastrophe, basically which cub made too many mistakes, and the parents used thunder charms to train their children , Just like ordinary parents' fried meat with bamboo shoots, spanking with soles, men's singles, women's singles, and mixed doubles, the cubs have rough skin and thick flesh, and a lightning strike is similar to spanking.
After looking around at the talismans, Amu stared at the decoration of the store again, every place was so exquisite that he praised it.Finally, seeing the most common stand-in amulets, he moved his mind, and was soft on Ye Xiaolou, wanting to buy a few back for his family.The role of the substitute talisman is not to pop up a living person as a substitute, but to be responsible for preventing disasters. The effect is the same as jade preventing disasters, but the effect is more powerful.
"I just made a divination. It stands to reason that the fate between you and me is over. No matter how much you pay, I can't sell you the amulet." Ye Xiaolou said seriously, "This is not intentionally targeting you, but fate. In this way, if I forcefully sell it to you, there will be a causal relationship between you, the double talisman and me, and maybe what should belong to you is just a small disaster like scratching the skin, and it will become a powerful disaster like a car accident."
Goudan was lying on the small bed over there, tilting his head and looking to the side. There was a deflated hanged ghost doll. He obviously remembered the fun things last night. what action.There are toys sent by other little monsters in the corner, but Goudan is still too small, and now he can only play with the Hanged Ghost doll for the time being, so Ye Xiaolou put it away.
Seeing that Goudan started playing with the feathers sewn on his clothes again, Ye Xiaolou smiled and continued: "But fate is dead, but people are alive. We can artificially create some fate. For example, you give I have a stone, and we have a relationship, so it will be much easier for me to sell you the talisman."
Of course, Amu couldn't really send stones. He sent two boxes of pure milk to Ye Xiaolou, five cans of imported milk powder to Goudan, and a cheese made of goat milk. It is said that it is purely handmade and pure. Natural without any additives.
"Three amulets, you and your parents can wear them." Ye Xiaolou took out the golden abacus again, and dialed on it cracklingly. He wrote his friendship with Amu, and the birthdays of Amu and his parents. , and finally put Goudan's birthday, because the latter is with Ye Xiaolou, and can also represent this specialty store, and finally come up with a price and let Amu pay.
In a sense, a stand-in talisman is equivalent to a life. Maybe it is just a trick for ascetics, but for ordinary people, it can be said that it is an extra life for nothing. worth it.After buying the amulet, Amu left happily. His evaluation of the store as a customer is as follows: "The owner is kind-hearted and gentle. Thank you in advance. The amulet is really a good thing. This will become the best in our family. Precious treasure, thank you very much for the shopkeeper, thank you for the avatar. If I can send blessings, I am willing to give all the blessings I can to the shopkeeper.”
It was raining heavily outside that day, and the speed of the cars was slower, but the pedestrians were in a hurry. When the pedestrians disappeared at night, the cars became less and less. Only occasionally, people would be seen roaring through the rain.
Holding on to the Hanged Ghost doll and not letting go, Goudan gulped milk while looking at Ye Xiaolou eagerly, and from time to time raised the Hanged Ghost doll in his hand and shook it, expressing that he wanted to go out to play.
"I'll take you out to have a look. It's raining outside, so it's not convenient to play." Ye Xiaolou couldn't bear to make Goudan unhappy, so he had to put a very big umbrella on the car, and wrapped Goudan in a thick bed I put on the quilt, put on my raincoat, and then went outside.
The oncoming raindrops hit the umbrella and the raincoat, making a rustling sound.When the weather is not good, even if there are one or two ghosts passing by, they are extremely fast and look hurried.Ghosts themselves have no entity, but when it rains, the raindrops are connected to the earth, which makes the ghosts floating in mid-air feel uncomfortable. Their place is in the underworld, and this is the world of the sun.
Looking at the raindrops outside without blinking, Goudan seemed to understand what Ye Xiaolou said, quietly put down the hanging ghost doll, and tried to hide under himself.Seeing this scene, Ye Xiaolou felt soft in his heart, and said with a smile: "Goudan, Goudan will grow up quickly and become a handsome man. Then our relationship will be confirmed. Marriage, I didn't expect me Ye Xiaolou can still find his own marriage in his lifetime, this is all given by the dog."
After watching the rain outside for a while, Ye Xiaolou went back to the store, sat on the sofa with the dog egg in his arms, poked his little nose, and then poked his little cheeks, it was so soft and doughy that it was very fun.
Suddenly, a drenched man broke in, panting violently and said, "Is anyone there? There was a car accident over there. It was serious. When I saw it, the whole car was deformed. I don't know how to drive." How fast is the speed, is the owner there? Please go over and have a look, I'm just a passer-by, I can't help you."
"Understood." Ye Xiaolou picked up Goudan, put him on the small bed, covered him with a layer of soft bedding, then sent the passer-by away, put on his raincoat and followed to the scene of the car accident go.
When I walked in, I realized how seriously the car was damaged. It looked like a luxury sports car, and its safety performance was guaranteed. It was probably because the speed was too fast, and the road was slippery in rainy days, so the car hit the wall out of control. , the whole car was crushed and deformed like soft bread, and the space inside could never tolerate survival.Taking a deep breath, Ye Xiaolou felt that it was a serious matter, and he approached quickly, and saw a big hole in the wall in front of him being hit by a car, which shows the force at that time.
The passer-by explained the situation and left. Ye Xiaolou turned around the car, but he didn't smell blood or see a soul, so he was a little puzzled.Looking through the cracks of the dilapidated car, he saw a fluffy tail wagging, and then he understood: "So it's a monster, are you injured? If you are not injured, come out, this matter Let me help you deal with it, otherwise if someone sees it tomorrow, it will be on the news again."
"Mom, I got sick from motion sickness, and my second child didn't drive well. I told him to slow down and he wouldn't listen. It's fine now, I'm stuck." The hairy tail exploded and exploded, Cheerfully changing various shapes, and pulling it out as if using force.
Ye Xiaolou felt relieved when he saw that the little monster was speaking with great anger. It seemed that he was not injured. When he heard that there was another one, he hurriedly searched around, and finally saw a wet ball of hair at the base of the wall. The guy should have flew out of the car window just now, but accidentally hit the wall and fainted.
No matter the circumstances, most monsters are physically very strong, and because of this, even if these two guys had a car accident, their lives were not in danger.Ye Xiaolou saw an obvious, relatively extra mark on the wall, and he guessed that it must have been hit by the driver's monster.
With a strong body, he bumped into the wall of another building, but he was fine, and a hole appeared in the wall.
Picking up the guy who was lying on the ground and passed out, Ye Xiaolou touched his paws, then his stomach, and found that the guy really just passed out, so he felt relieved.At this moment, the one stuck in the car also crawled out in a daze, jumped to the ground and ran to Ye Xiaolou quickly.
It was too dark, and these two guys were covered in pitch black, without any stray hairs. Ye Xiaolou only saw two black hair balls, and he didn't know what kind of monsters they were.He made sure that there was no one in the car, so he took out two Dali Talismans and stuck them on his arms, one on the left and one on the right, and then he picked up the badly damaged car and walked back.
The talisman specialty store naturally has a warehouse, and the area is very large, it is more than enough to store this scrapped car temporarily. The two monsters knew that Ye Xiaolou was not a bad person, so they followed into the store one after the other.
With two 'bang bang' sounds, they turned into boys about ten years old. They all looked the same, and at first glance they were brothers.Under Ye Xiaolou's guidance, the two of them boiled two pots of hot water, took a beautiful hot bath, washed clean, and ran out wearing a large bathrobe. At this moment, their skin was white and their hair was black. beautiful boy.
Because Goudan left him alone, he lay on the small bed and played with his feathers alone. When Ye Xiaolou came back, he was wronged. He nestled in his arms and refused to move. He didn't care about the two new children in the store. Curious, his little hands grabbed Ye Xiaolou's clothes, and refused to let go no matter what.
"Okay, I really had something to do just now, and it was raining outside again, if it doesn't rain next time, I will definitely bring dog eggs with me." Ye Xiaolou comforted in a low voice, "I made fragrant milk for you, come and drink , and then quickly grow your body..."
"Sir, your child is really interesting. My brother didn't know how to crawl when he was so old, so he just lay down and cried all day long. He had to be hugged by his father. It's very hypocritical. He can drink a huge bowl of milk for a meal, and his body is also weak." He grows very fast, but pretends to be weak, I really look down on such a brother."
"You still say that when you were young, you wanted to gnaw on me when you had nothing to do. You insisted on tasting me. If you didn't gnaw on the hair on my body, you would complain to Dad! Hmph, Dad said it all, If you are brothers, you have to lick each other's fur, you are not qualified at all as a brother."
The two brothers walked over in unison while arguing, and stood by the side watching Goudan drink milk, both showing emotional expressions.
As for the ghost messengers in the underworld, the earth immortals such as the land god, and the heavenly immortals in the heavenly court, these are essentially immortals because they have the establishment of immortals, so they can be called immortals, but they are essentially the same as real immortals. The fairy is not the same.
In Ye Xiaolou's heart, immortals are existences above the entire world, far beyond the comparability of these self-appointed immortals.
So when faced with A Mu's question, Ye Xiaolou neither nodded nor shook his head, he just said: "Ordinary people have extremely strict restrictions on using lightning talismans. I will only sell it, otherwise I will not sell it no matter how much money is given.” There are some things that Ye Xiaolou didn’t say, and he was embarrassed to say it, because some parents of big monsters like to take advantage of thunderstorms to train their children, and often their children The cub will write down the mistakes he usually makes, and start to calculate the ledger when it rains, so that he can take the opportunity to strike the thunder, which is more deceptive.
Like summer, thunder in some places is like crazy, crackling non-stop, it is almost impossible to doubt which great fairy is going through the catastrophe, basically which cub made too many mistakes, and the parents used thunder charms to train their children , Just like ordinary parents' fried meat with bamboo shoots, spanking with soles, men's singles, women's singles, and mixed doubles, the cubs have rough skin and thick flesh, and a lightning strike is similar to spanking.
After looking around at the talismans, Amu stared at the decoration of the store again, every place was so exquisite that he praised it.Finally, seeing the most common stand-in amulets, he moved his mind, and was soft on Ye Xiaolou, wanting to buy a few back for his family.The role of the substitute talisman is not to pop up a living person as a substitute, but to be responsible for preventing disasters. The effect is the same as jade preventing disasters, but the effect is more powerful.
"I just made a divination. It stands to reason that the fate between you and me is over. No matter how much you pay, I can't sell you the amulet." Ye Xiaolou said seriously, "This is not intentionally targeting you, but fate. In this way, if I forcefully sell it to you, there will be a causal relationship between you, the double talisman and me, and maybe what should belong to you is just a small disaster like scratching the skin, and it will become a powerful disaster like a car accident."
Goudan was lying on the small bed over there, tilting his head and looking to the side. There was a deflated hanged ghost doll. He obviously remembered the fun things last night. what action.There are toys sent by other little monsters in the corner, but Goudan is still too small, and now he can only play with the Hanged Ghost doll for the time being, so Ye Xiaolou put it away.
Seeing that Goudan started playing with the feathers sewn on his clothes again, Ye Xiaolou smiled and continued: "But fate is dead, but people are alive. We can artificially create some fate. For example, you give I have a stone, and we have a relationship, so it will be much easier for me to sell you the talisman."
Of course, Amu couldn't really send stones. He sent two boxes of pure milk to Ye Xiaolou, five cans of imported milk powder to Goudan, and a cheese made of goat milk. It is said that it is purely handmade and pure. Natural without any additives.
"Three amulets, you and your parents can wear them." Ye Xiaolou took out the golden abacus again, and dialed on it cracklingly. He wrote his friendship with Amu, and the birthdays of Amu and his parents. , and finally put Goudan's birthday, because the latter is with Ye Xiaolou, and can also represent this specialty store, and finally come up with a price and let Amu pay.
In a sense, a stand-in talisman is equivalent to a life. Maybe it is just a trick for ascetics, but for ordinary people, it can be said that it is an extra life for nothing. worth it.After buying the amulet, Amu left happily. His evaluation of the store as a customer is as follows: "The owner is kind-hearted and gentle. Thank you in advance. The amulet is really a good thing. This will become the best in our family. Precious treasure, thank you very much for the shopkeeper, thank you for the avatar. If I can send blessings, I am willing to give all the blessings I can to the shopkeeper.”
It was raining heavily outside that day, and the speed of the cars was slower, but the pedestrians were in a hurry. When the pedestrians disappeared at night, the cars became less and less. Only occasionally, people would be seen roaring through the rain.
Holding on to the Hanged Ghost doll and not letting go, Goudan gulped milk while looking at Ye Xiaolou eagerly, and from time to time raised the Hanged Ghost doll in his hand and shook it, expressing that he wanted to go out to play.
"I'll take you out to have a look. It's raining outside, so it's not convenient to play." Ye Xiaolou couldn't bear to make Goudan unhappy, so he had to put a very big umbrella on the car, and wrapped Goudan in a thick bed I put on the quilt, put on my raincoat, and then went outside.
The oncoming raindrops hit the umbrella and the raincoat, making a rustling sound.When the weather is not good, even if there are one or two ghosts passing by, they are extremely fast and look hurried.Ghosts themselves have no entity, but when it rains, the raindrops are connected to the earth, which makes the ghosts floating in mid-air feel uncomfortable. Their place is in the underworld, and this is the world of the sun.
Looking at the raindrops outside without blinking, Goudan seemed to understand what Ye Xiaolou said, quietly put down the hanging ghost doll, and tried to hide under himself.Seeing this scene, Ye Xiaolou felt soft in his heart, and said with a smile: "Goudan, Goudan will grow up quickly and become a handsome man. Then our relationship will be confirmed. Marriage, I didn't expect me Ye Xiaolou can still find his own marriage in his lifetime, this is all given by the dog."
After watching the rain outside for a while, Ye Xiaolou went back to the store, sat on the sofa with the dog egg in his arms, poked his little nose, and then poked his little cheeks, it was so soft and doughy that it was very fun.
Suddenly, a drenched man broke in, panting violently and said, "Is anyone there? There was a car accident over there. It was serious. When I saw it, the whole car was deformed. I don't know how to drive." How fast is the speed, is the owner there? Please go over and have a look, I'm just a passer-by, I can't help you."
"Understood." Ye Xiaolou picked up Goudan, put him on the small bed, covered him with a layer of soft bedding, then sent the passer-by away, put on his raincoat and followed to the scene of the car accident go.
When I walked in, I realized how seriously the car was damaged. It looked like a luxury sports car, and its safety performance was guaranteed. It was probably because the speed was too fast, and the road was slippery in rainy days, so the car hit the wall out of control. , the whole car was crushed and deformed like soft bread, and the space inside could never tolerate survival.Taking a deep breath, Ye Xiaolou felt that it was a serious matter, and he approached quickly, and saw a big hole in the wall in front of him being hit by a car, which shows the force at that time.
The passer-by explained the situation and left. Ye Xiaolou turned around the car, but he didn't smell blood or see a soul, so he was a little puzzled.Looking through the cracks of the dilapidated car, he saw a fluffy tail wagging, and then he understood: "So it's a monster, are you injured? If you are not injured, come out, this matter Let me help you deal with it, otherwise if someone sees it tomorrow, it will be on the news again."
"Mom, I got sick from motion sickness, and my second child didn't drive well. I told him to slow down and he wouldn't listen. It's fine now, I'm stuck." The hairy tail exploded and exploded, Cheerfully changing various shapes, and pulling it out as if using force.
Ye Xiaolou felt relieved when he saw that the little monster was speaking with great anger. It seemed that he was not injured. When he heard that there was another one, he hurriedly searched around, and finally saw a wet ball of hair at the base of the wall. The guy should have flew out of the car window just now, but accidentally hit the wall and fainted.
No matter the circumstances, most monsters are physically very strong, and because of this, even if these two guys had a car accident, their lives were not in danger.Ye Xiaolou saw an obvious, relatively extra mark on the wall, and he guessed that it must have been hit by the driver's monster.
With a strong body, he bumped into the wall of another building, but he was fine, and a hole appeared in the wall.
Picking up the guy who was lying on the ground and passed out, Ye Xiaolou touched his paws, then his stomach, and found that the guy really just passed out, so he felt relieved.At this moment, the one stuck in the car also crawled out in a daze, jumped to the ground and ran to Ye Xiaolou quickly.
It was too dark, and these two guys were covered in pitch black, without any stray hairs. Ye Xiaolou only saw two black hair balls, and he didn't know what kind of monsters they were.He made sure that there was no one in the car, so he took out two Dali Talismans and stuck them on his arms, one on the left and one on the right, and then he picked up the badly damaged car and walked back.
The talisman specialty store naturally has a warehouse, and the area is very large, it is more than enough to store this scrapped car temporarily. The two monsters knew that Ye Xiaolou was not a bad person, so they followed into the store one after the other.
With two 'bang bang' sounds, they turned into boys about ten years old. They all looked the same, and at first glance they were brothers.Under Ye Xiaolou's guidance, the two of them boiled two pots of hot water, took a beautiful hot bath, washed clean, and ran out wearing a large bathrobe. At this moment, their skin was white and their hair was black. beautiful boy.
Because Goudan left him alone, he lay on the small bed and played with his feathers alone. When Ye Xiaolou came back, he was wronged. He nestled in his arms and refused to move. He didn't care about the two new children in the store. Curious, his little hands grabbed Ye Xiaolou's clothes, and refused to let go no matter what.
"Okay, I really had something to do just now, and it was raining outside again, if it doesn't rain next time, I will definitely bring dog eggs with me." Ye Xiaolou comforted in a low voice, "I made fragrant milk for you, come and drink , and then quickly grow your body..."
"Sir, your child is really interesting. My brother didn't know how to crawl when he was so old, so he just lay down and cried all day long. He had to be hugged by his father. It's very hypocritical. He can drink a huge bowl of milk for a meal, and his body is also weak." He grows very fast, but pretends to be weak, I really look down on such a brother."
"You still say that when you were young, you wanted to gnaw on me when you had nothing to do. You insisted on tasting me. If you didn't gnaw on the hair on my body, you would complain to Dad! Hmph, Dad said it all, If you are brothers, you have to lick each other's fur, you are not qualified at all as a brother."
The two brothers walked over in unison while arguing, and stood by the side watching Goudan drink milk, both showing emotional expressions.
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