Talisman Store

In the past few days, apart from some ghost customers who can pay directly without deduction, the talisman specialty store also has an ordinary customer.According to what Ye Ziteng said, Ye Xiaolou knew his name was Wei Jinwen, so he broke into the store by accident, Ye Ziteng received him on the principle that entering the store is a customer, and successfully sold a talisman.

Mei Sheng Talisman, as the name suggests, is for female ghosts or female monsters, as well as other males who love beauty, etc.Originally, Ye Xiaolou made the Meisheng Talisman to achieve the effect of confusing others, but these customers bought it back and used it as a mask, saying that it was very helpful for their appearance...

The world is full of wonders, and monsters can always come up with all kinds of unimaginable but reasonable usages of talismans, so that Ye Xiaolou had to adjust the promotion plan of the talisman specialty store according to market demand.

This Wei Jinwen has a special hobby. He likes to wear ancient costumes. He thinks that he is an ancient man who traveled from ancient times to modern times.According to his own narrative, the Wei family is rich and powerful, has many children, and the family is very harmonious. It is almost a rare healthy family without major conflicts. However, Wei Jinwen himself has a lot of problems, because he sees The prospective marriage partner is not a modern person, but a military general in ancient times, who is still unknown.

"As soon as I close my eyes, I can imagine his appearance, flying fish suit, embroidered spring knife, exquisite boots, and a bay red horse. I am the suspect who was chased by him for thousands of miles. He didn't want to catch up with me, because he would have to take me with him." Going back, but he couldn’t defy his mission. In the end, he was old and I was old. We gathered together on the cliff, vowed to meet again in the next life and jumped off the cliff together. Who knew that I had the memory of the previous life, but he couldn’t find me... "

Above, Wei Jinwen's original words.

Throwing away the poker in his hand, Qi Zimin floated over with his hands in his hands and said, "Is this person delusional?"

"Did you become obsessed with reading too many novels, so that you thought you were only someone in novels?" Lang Guangxuan also floated over, rubbing his chin and continued, "But since he can come in, it means that he is related to the specialty store. Fated..."

Ignoring the two people's guesses, Ye Xiaolou took out his golden abacus and began to deduce based on the information Wei Jinwen gave him, such as his name, birth date, and home address.After reading all the information from Wei Jinwen, the clear sound of the golden abacus colliding stopped abruptly. After seeing the displayed results, Ye Xiaolou flicked the golden abacus lightly, and all the beads returned to their original positions.

"If Wei Jinwen comes to the store again, Zideng, you can keep him and wait for me to come back." Ye Xiaolou frowned slightly and explained, "His marriage line is very strange, I am worried that he is in danger. When he comes, Zideng, put this talisman on him, and don’t let him leave the store, he will eat and drink in the store.”

"Understood, sir." Yeziteng nodded seriously.

The time left for Ye Xiaolou and Goudan to prepare was not long. As soon as they packed their simple luggage, A Bing and A Ge came to the door.Two handsome guys stood in front of the advertisement basking in the sun. Passing cars and pedestrians couldn't help but look sideways, and some took out their mobile phones to take pictures.Then strangely, at that moment, no one paid attention to the side of the advertising wall, Ye Xiaolou and Goudan came out with two suitcases, and when people paid more attention to the advertising wall, they suddenly found that there was nothing there Time to have two more people!

"The plane will take off in one hour and arrive at the destination. What do you think, sir?" A Bing's expression was a little anxious, because he and his elder brother had just returned home and were asked for a long time by the family members. It is said that the family's property is about the same. Half of it has already been sent out, and it is still being sent out. After all, the base is large and it is easier to make money, but the merits that can be exchanged for sending money out are extremely precious.

The plane took off, and Goudan lay on the window looking at the blue sky and the white clouds outside. Suddenly his eyes lit up, and he saw a gray ball of hair squatting in the clouds and rolling up and down, front flips, back flips, sideways flips, etc. turn……

…It's hard to imagine that a fluffy, round bird that obviously hasn't grown any big feathers can fly so high, and it can also turn in the air with great flexibility.Goudan rubbed his eyes, and saw that the hairy ball still had time to take out a small dried fish from somewhere and swallowed it, and then calmed down: that thing turned out to be a monster.

This is the bird that went to Uncle Chicken’s house to ask Uncle Chicken to plead with his father, not wanting to squat high in the sky to help clear the flight path of other birds. He was very keenly aware that someone was staring at him, with small black bean eyes After turning around, I saw Goudan through the window.Jumped up suddenly and plunged headfirst into the clouds. Hidden in the clouds, the chubby bird kept trembling, and murmured: "It's over, it's over, I'm going to be scolded by my dad again!" Yes, I was actually seen by a human child."

When the plane flew over, Mao Tuanzi came out cautiously and saw a ball floating there quietly. He flew over curiously and poked it with his paws, and then the ball shot out gorgeous flaming flowers like a dazzle. The fireworks in the night sky are more colorful, like special fireworks for gods.

A small branch floated in front of Mao Tuanzi, and it read: "Five custard cakes, hard work on duty."

"Oh! My favorite! Could it be that the doll just now is not a human being?" Mao Tuanzi tilted his head and thought for a while, but he still couldn't figure it out. The sweet cake suddenly felt that his working hours were also full of happiness.

The cake was naturally given by Goudan. He brought a lot of food when he went abroad this time, because Qi Zibei said that when he was alive, Fanbang's life was very poor. He couldn't eat, wear clothes, or take a bath. .

After the plane landed, Goudan, who had taken a nap, immediately followed Ye Xiaolou off the plane attentively, and then looked curiously at the environment around him that was completely different from that in China, as well as various humanities.Elder Brother and Ah Bing can both speak foreign languages ​​fluently. They had done their homework before coming here, so naturally they went straight to their destination at this time.

"My eyes have been treated here, and I invited the head of the International Medical Association, but the other party said that my eyes can't be cured, unless human beings can invent artificial eyeballs in the future." A Bing said with a smile, "Actually, what he said is also true. Yes, because under the existing scientific conditions, my eyes really cannot be cured."

Turning his head to look at A Bing, Goudan said, "The smell here is weird, it doesn't suit us."

"Just get used to it." Ye Xiaolou patted Goudan's head and told him to rest on his stomach for a while.

The place everyone is going to is relatively remote, in the suburbs.

There are fields on both sides of the road, and there will be a house only a long distance away. By the time everyone reaches their destination, which is the small town, it is already dark.Without further ado, Ye Xiaolou immediately took out a golden abacus to identify the direction, and led the crowd to the outside of a very beautifully decorated farmyard. A Bing knocked on the door, and after a while, a woman dressed as a maid appeared When he came out, he stood there hesitantly when he saw a stranger.

I don't know what A Bing said to her, but finally everyone was able to enter the house, and the maid poured three drinks and one cup of fresh milk.

Observing the whole house without any trace, Ye Xiaolou found nothing strange for the time being, so he took out the black shadow caught by the dog egg, drew a simple tracing pattern, and followed the guidance of the tracing pattern while saying goodbye to the maid Leave and go to a farm on the edge of town.

There were ferocious mastiffs outside, bared their teeth and looked at the crowd fiercely. Goudan also bared his teeth when he walked to the front, and let out a low growl in his throat. Several mastiffs immediately lay obediently on the ground and did not dare to move.A few people from Ye Xiaolou took the opportunity to go in, walked around a house and saw in the open space in front of the house, a shirtless man forcefully wrung the neck of a sheep, then raised his head to drink the fresh blood, and tore the fresh blood. Mutton stuffed into the mouth.

"Roar!" The man let out a horrifying cry, and threw the torn sheep aside. When he turned around, he kicked his feet hard on the ground, and his body came over like an offline arrow. Ye Xiao, who was standing in place, Lou and the others immediately widened their eyes, not expecting that they would be discovered.

"I'll do it." The wound on Elder Brother's shoulder was almost healed, and he stood in the way of the millennium without saying a word, and took the man's trick hard.Bone-to-bone, fist-to-fist, muscle-to-muscle between real men, it’s actually not pretty when they meet head-to-head, because every contact represents injury and pain, but you still have to persevere with a cold face.

Moreover, the men in the battle were not good-looking, their hair was disheveled, dripping with sweat, their clothes were covered with dust, and their fists and joints were scratched to varying degrees.Elder brother gasped and retreated, staring coldly at the man in front of him. He was a little puzzled, feeling that the person he was fighting with was not a normal person, but an iron man made of steel, whose body was made of copper skin and iron bones. of.

"It's him without a doubt." Ye Xiaolou struggled to get back into the man's body with the black air in his hand. When he flipped his wrist, the talisman in his palm immediately began to wrap, just wrapping the black air inside. , and finally wrapped into a small ingot, which is very small.

Playing with Tai Sui in one hand, he reached into his pocket with the other and took out a talisman and handed it to A Bing. Goudan said with a serious face, "He can't beat that person, you put this on that person."

After receiving the talisman, Ah Bing rushed over without thinking too much. The 'pa' talisman stuck to the man's body, and then it burned into a ball of fire and penetrated into his body.The body as strong as steel twisted suddenly, like a punctured balloon, "puff puff puff" was blowing out, wisps of black air scattered in all directions, and the man's body became thinner at a speed visible to the naked eye, and finally became thinner. He became a little old man with sunken eye sockets and a wretched expression, and was blown away with a single punch from his elder brother.

That talisman was created by Ye Xiaolou before and given to Goudan to play with. Its function is to 'eliminate dissidents'. When you are too lazy to take a bath, stick one to yourself, and all the dust and sweat will leave. It is very practical, but it is also very useless. If you have the conditions Or a hot shower.

Just now everyone saw the scene where the man drank sheep's blood and ate mutton. Ye Xiaolou was a little puzzled at this moment. He walked over and stared at the little old man for a while, then said: "Your breath is very strange. If I didn't If you guessed wrong, you actually absorbed something else when you drank the blood of the sheep just now, right? For example, the soul of the sheep.” Just pasted a talisman on him, and the soul of the sheep refined by him was excreted from the body, and he also Restored its original appearance.

It is completely different from the Taoism in the East. This little old man's ability is more like a supernatural power, which is a kind of human body mutation.

"What are you going to do?" The little old man spoke a foreign language, he looked at Ye Xiaolou and Goudan vigilantly, and retreated naturally.

Glancing at the room behind the old man, A Bing replied in a fluent foreign language, "I personally think that you didn't pay enough for the blood samples you went to the East decades ago, so I came here to ask for payment."

Speaking of which, this old man really lived a long life. How many years have passed. Even if the average person is not dead, he is definitely old and slow.Not only is he sane, but he can also become a mature man after using his ability, but he doesn't know how he got his ability, and what is the relationship with the blood samples of those close relatives who married and gave birth to children.

"Oh..." Goudan suddenly opened his mouth and shouted.

The cattle and sheep in the pasture ran out of the fence like crazy, and ran to the front of the house in a group, and then knelt down in front of the house, expressing their submission to Goudan.This scene not only shocked the little old man, but also surprised Ye Xiaolou and others. He knew that Goudan had absorbed the purification of Taotie, and his roar was very intimidating, and after fused with Bai Ze's spiritual blood, he would be an auspicious beast, but he had to order all the beasts... ...Thinking of this, Ye Xiaolou suddenly felt relieved, because there are no beasts here, just cattle and sheep.

So shocked, the little old man immediately changed his denial just now, and led everyone into the house with a good attitude.

"Actually, I haven't had a good life in the past few years. I often can't control my body. Only by eating raw meat and blood on a regular basis can my body temporarily return to its peak to feel better." After finishing speaking, the old man looked at the talisman fold in Ye Xiaolou Cheng Yuanbao swallowed his saliva without a trace, and stopped talking.

A Bing and A Ge looked at each other, and the former said, "If you have no objections, return those blood samples, and compensate for our losses over the years. This is a draft document, in two languages, please You take a look."

Back then, the villages in the mountains did not know the preciousness of their own blood, but now that such a fact is presented again, it can be said to be a post-autumn settlement, and it is justifiable.However, in the face of strong strength, no matter how unwilling he was, the little old man still didn't dare to refute. He signed his name reluctantly and led everyone back to the house in the town.

After so many years, the blood samples are of course gone, only the little old man's research report, but they are all relatively obscure formula symbols, even A Bing and elder brother can't understand them.Fortunately, the authenticity of the report is not too important. In Ye Xiaolou's opinion, this kind of research is not as good as the technique that Ye Ziteng just learned. It can definitely beat the little old man Jiutiaojie, and the compensation later is only some cash or something. The money will be put together with the money given by A Bing to help people in the village move to the city.

At night, everyone stayed in the hotel in the town. Goudan stood at the door of the bathroom holding a towel with a straight face, rubbed his chin with his hands and said, "The water here is weird, I don't want to take a bath."

"Don't be willful, you can't sleep without taking a bath." Ye Xiaolou pointed to the bathtub filled with water and said, "I've been sterilized just now, don't worry."

"I have a talisman." Goudan still refused.

Pulling the chubby dog ​​egg into the bathtub, Ye Xiaolou smiled and said, "I have to take a bath, I'll go out and wait, tell me when I'm done!"

"Trouble!" Goudan put the towel aside and whispered while scrubbing his round belly.

But the body is soaked in warm hot water, even if it is confirmed that this place used to be a poor country, even now there is still a strange aura, and the dog eggs are still comfortable to wash.There is a very tall window in the bathroom, which is very tightly closed. However, when Goudan squinted his eyes comfortably, raised his legs and rubbed his feet, there was a black shadow on the window, and he patted the window, saying ' beep' sound.