Talisman Store
Chapter 22 Not too much, not too much
I don't know if the light in the shop is too dark, or the aura here is too chaotic. Goudan covered his eyes with his hands as soon as he came in. Ye Xiaolou naturally noticed it. When he looked carefully, he suddenly became a little nervous, because Goudan His eyes are slowly changing, they are no longer big black and white watery eyes, but have become ghostly and extremely black eyes.
Hurriedly carrying Goudan to the outside of the shop, Goudan twisted his fat body and said awkwardly, "Go to the bathroom."
I thought that Goudan wanted to go to the bathroom to escape, Ye Xiaolou hurriedly carried Goudan to the public restroom without thinking too much, but as soon as the door of the cubicle was closed, Goudan really started to hiss, and then let go He took a breath and his eyes returned to normal.
Going back to the shop tentatively, Goudan behaved as usual, which made Ye Xiaolou a little speechless.The emotional dog couldn't control his ghost just now, just because he was holding back his urine?Let him drink a lot of milk in addition to eating, often holding a large bottle to drink, drinking so much water, of course he will urinate a lot.
After such a small episode, Mr. Zhu seemed to have adjusted his mentality. He didn't embarrass the owner, but just introduced it to Ye Xiaolou.
"Oh, there are never too many friends, not too many..." The shopkeeper looked at Ye Xiaolou with a smile, and wanted to give Goudan some small gifts, but Ye Xiaolou refused.Staring at Tai Sui in Goudan's hand for a while, the shop owner said with a smile, "No wonder you don't like the things in my shop. This little gentleman is very rich."
Smiling and not answering, Ye Xiaolou put the dog down and let him stand hugging his thigh, while he kept pinching his knuckles with his fingers.This is the origin of the idiom "can pinch and count", where "pinching" refers to pinching the finger joints.Finger joints, except for the middle finger and ring finger, the middle finger is not counted as the thumb, because the thumb is used for pinching, and the entire palm is exactly twelve points, which represent the twelve zodiac signs, as well as the heavenly stems and earthly branches. According to some specific The time is calculated with high accuracy.
After these few rounds of pinching, Ye Xiaolou smiled and asked, "Are there any Suan Ni in this shop?"
As soon as the words came out, it exploded in the shopkeeper's ears like a thunderbolt, making the fat on his face stiff, and then he let out a haha, trying to blurt it out, but he didn't want to yell at him like a dog, the shopkeeper's Eyes met with Goudan's, he changed his words when he reached the tip of his mouth, and said with a smile: "There is indeed a Suan Ni incense burner."
Suan Ni (suan-ni garlic paste) is said to be the fifth son of the nine sons of the dragon. It is shaped like a lion. Because it likes smoke and is lazy, it often finds the incense burner and squats still, swallowing the smoke.The Buddha thought that Suan Ni was patient, so he took it as a mount, and Suan Ni can also lead all things and beasts, which is a very high-level divine beast.
The reason why Ye Xiaolou guessed that there was a Suan Ni here was also because he might have been tampered with here because he deduced the antique vase, but since Mr. Zhu couldn't see it and the owner said there was nothing unusual, it was probably a deception.To be honest, in places with many antiques, the aura is more complicated. After all, the antiques have many years and the aura is the most stable. Even Ye Xiaolou is not sure, what if there is an antique hidden with a very old age and a strong aura, and it will come out and destroy it when you play tricks?
Since the salary is relatively difficult, there may be some treasures to help. Ye Xiaolou thought of Suan Ni at the first time, so he cheated the owner.
Since Ye Xiaolou brought it up, in order to avoid suspicion, the shopkeeper naturally had to invite out the Suanni incense burner. The antique vase, at least 500 million, is possible if it is brought to the auction, and the shopkeeper can only cooperate.
The Suan Ni Incense Burner is not big, but it looks very mighty, with the aura of commanding all beasts inside.Goudan sat on a relatively high chair and stared at Suan Ni, the dark pupils in his eyes seemed to be spinning, so he jumped up involuntarily and moved back.
Ye Xiaolou smiled and said, "This thing has been around for nearly 800 years. I'm afraid it has some spirituality. It likes to be mischievous."
For this reason, the shopkeeper fell silent, and the smile on his face disappeared, but it made him look a bit hideous, with a fleshy face, and a very obvious wrinkle appeared between his brows, which turned red like a streak of red. Like red blood eyes.
The fat on his cheeks trembled, and the shopkeeper sighed helplessly, nodded slightly under Mr. Zhu's incredulous eyes, and said, "I can't help this matter, listen to me. I stayed at the shop as usual that day." Here, although our shop does not have top-level antiques, there are quite a few real ones. Someone called me and asked me to do a little favor. When I heard that it was related to Mr. Zhu, I immediately refused. , who would have known to wait until night..."
Sometimes the owner doesn't want to go home, so he lives in a specially converted small bedroom at the back of the shop, which he did that night.In the middle of the night, the shopkeeper saw a huge lion-like monster coming out of the shop in a daze, swallowed him in one gulp, and then spat it out again.In the early morning of the next day, the call came again, and the shopkeeper didn't dare to refuse this time, so he nodded and agreed.
Later, Mr. Zhu came to the store for appraisal. The owner told the truth, he thought nothing happened, so nothing happened. Who knew that the antique vase that Mr. Zhu took back later turned into a fake, which made him scared, but he didn’t If you dare to speak out, firstly, your morality is not enough, and secondly, even if you speak out, there is no solution.
"You killed my whole family." Mr. Zhu said with red eyes.
Raising his hand to stop Mr. Zhu who was about to stand up, Ye Xiaolou said: "I can't blame him. Even if Suan Ni really has a spirit, the spirit will not come out. He is not good enough. The owner must have learned the way. You start counting on antique vases, and you will naturally succeed, but you can only say that your opponent is too high-end, and you can't blame others."
After saying this, Mr. Zhu calmed down. He knew that there are some things that ordinary people can't do. The shop owner has some friendship with him, so he naturally knew that he was just an ordinary person who was greedy for money, and he definitely couldn't do it like Ye Xiaolou. , Facing such a Suanni censer, he didn't change his face, and he didn't pay attention to it.
Taking out the golden abacus and making a quick call, Ye Xiaolou said with a smile: "800 million, I will give you a talisman and stick it on the suanni, which can ensure that others can't control him, and can make him gradually recognize you as the master. From now on, I will only protect you alone."
Hearing this, the owner's eyes lit up, but he also loves money, and after struggling for a long time, he still couldn't give up the money.
"1000 million, I bought this suanni, how about it?" Ye Xiaolou said again.
It can be said that if you want Suan Ni, you can pay for it, and if you don’t want it, you can get more money. The shop owner thought that money is better, so he nodded and agreed.So Ye Xiaolou quickly transferred the money, took Suan Ni out of the shop, and wandered around the antique street.
Since opening the talisman specialty store, Ye Xiaolou’s most important thing is money. Whether it’s an occasional ordinary customer or a monster customer, the money is of different sizes, ranging from ten thousand to millions, especially for those who have just become Dad, for a big monster who cares about educating his own cubs, buying lightning charms is simply addictive, not to mention he has special hobbies. He likes to lead lightning when he rolls the bed sheets. He rolls many times. Of course, there were a lot of talismans, and the money naturally went into Ye Xiaolou's pocket.
"The mud bodhisattva crosses the river, and it's hard to protect himself." Ye Xiaolou pointed to a mud bodhisattva and said, "I'll take this, you ask the price."
"It's a vintage item. I've been keeping it and I'm not willing to sell it. It's cheaper for you, 50." Seeing Ye Xiaolou holding a dog egg and a man in his thirties next to him, the peddler thought They are laymen, so they quote casually.
Looking at the small vendor with a half-smile, Ye Xiaolou leaned into his ear and said, "If you give me 2 yuan cheaper, I'll show you the way. Do you think this stall is full of fakes? But In fact, there are genuine items inside, but you probably didn’t recognize them yourself.”
Hearing this, the vendor's eyeballs rolled, and he subconsciously glanced at his stall. Every word Ye Xiaolou said was correct. It looks like the real thing, and he had someone test it a long time ago, and there is nothing else hidden in the clay bodhisattva, it is just a real bodhisattva made of clay.Anyway, that thing is not worth a lot of money, and it is a profit to buy [-] yuan, so the vendor nodded.
Swiping the card to pay, Ye Xiaolou picked up the clay bodhisattva with a smile and said with a smile: "I will also fulfill my promise, only the clay bodhisattva is real at your stall. Don't believe me, I will let you see it today!" He said, I took a talisman on the forehead of the small vendor, and the talisman disappeared quickly.
The peddler felt as if he had been patted by something. He rubbed his eyes and opened them, and saw that the Bodhisattva who was being dragged by Ye Xiaolou had changed his appearance, his whole body was pitch black, and his eyes were blood red. , the fingernails are extremely long, pitch-black, and it seems that there is still something pinched between the fingers.
"This Bodhisattva is not that Bodhisattva. He will not save the world and help people. He is dressed up by other monsters. If you have been in contact with it for a long time, you may be in danger of your life. Fortunately, I saw it today, so I will help you with this. God With the virtue of good life, saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda." Ye Xiaolou walked away while talking.
It took a long time for the small vendor over there to come back to his senses, and then he looked where Ye Xiaolou was still there.
"Coincidentally today, there are Suan Ni and this monster, just set up an formation, and find your vase!" Ye Xiaolou laughed, "We are really lucky."
The box for the vase is also matching, and it is also handed down from generation to generation. When Mr. Zhu brought it, it was already a little tattered, but because of the matching, he would rather put this broken wooden box in another box than the wooden box. throw away.
Finding an open space with a great view, Ye Xiaolou drew an oval shape, and placed the box in the middle, with a dragon on one side and a monster on the other, and then flung out talismans one by one, while stepping on gossip steps, but there was something in his mouth. Without saying any other words, she held the water that burned the talisman in her hand, and threw it to the ground bit by bit.
I saw the 狻猊 incense burner jumping up and down, and even the monster started to move, but it couldn't jump up and rolled on the ground. It was very lively for a while.
"Ten miles in one step, a hundred miles in ten steps. Three miles in one shot, thirty miles in ten shots!" Ye Xiaolou yelled, "Find it for me quickly!!!"
I saw the monster and 狻猊 bouncing and bouncing in the formation, and finally came to the wooden box and stood still.Ye Xiaolou threw out all the water runes in his hand, quickly grasped in the void with both hands, and the monster and 狻猊 stopped moving.
This method of finding objects is more advanced, but it requires an antique like suanni, which is generally difficult to achieve.Fortunately, Ye Xiaolou was lucky, and at the same time, he got all the conditions together, and the formation went smoothly.
According to the clues from both sides, Ye Xiaolou quickly set off and got into a taxi.
Sometimes it is necessary to go forward, and occasionally to go backwards. Although the taxi driver felt strange, he didn't say much for the sake of money. He just kept chatting with Ye Xiaolou and asked Goudan's identity. Mr. Zhu is Goudan's father, and Ye Xiaolou is Goudan's relative.After hearing that Goudan and Ye Xiaolou were not related, the driver smiled and said, "You are still willing to raise children, you should be a kind person."
Ye Xiaolou smiled and said nothing, Goudan is different from other children, he has grown into a two-year-old in a few months, and he is very smart, of course he will not say these words.
The car finally arrived at the destination, and the guidance of the monster and Suan Ni was the same place.Ye Xiaolou paid the money, got out of the car in his arms, took a deep breath, looked forward, and sighed: "This place is like a sea, and the mud bodhisattva is hard to protect..."
Hurriedly carrying Goudan to the outside of the shop, Goudan twisted his fat body and said awkwardly, "Go to the bathroom."
I thought that Goudan wanted to go to the bathroom to escape, Ye Xiaolou hurriedly carried Goudan to the public restroom without thinking too much, but as soon as the door of the cubicle was closed, Goudan really started to hiss, and then let go He took a breath and his eyes returned to normal.
Going back to the shop tentatively, Goudan behaved as usual, which made Ye Xiaolou a little speechless.The emotional dog couldn't control his ghost just now, just because he was holding back his urine?Let him drink a lot of milk in addition to eating, often holding a large bottle to drink, drinking so much water, of course he will urinate a lot.
After such a small episode, Mr. Zhu seemed to have adjusted his mentality. He didn't embarrass the owner, but just introduced it to Ye Xiaolou.
"Oh, there are never too many friends, not too many..." The shopkeeper looked at Ye Xiaolou with a smile, and wanted to give Goudan some small gifts, but Ye Xiaolou refused.Staring at Tai Sui in Goudan's hand for a while, the shop owner said with a smile, "No wonder you don't like the things in my shop. This little gentleman is very rich."
Smiling and not answering, Ye Xiaolou put the dog down and let him stand hugging his thigh, while he kept pinching his knuckles with his fingers.This is the origin of the idiom "can pinch and count", where "pinching" refers to pinching the finger joints.Finger joints, except for the middle finger and ring finger, the middle finger is not counted as the thumb, because the thumb is used for pinching, and the entire palm is exactly twelve points, which represent the twelve zodiac signs, as well as the heavenly stems and earthly branches. According to some specific The time is calculated with high accuracy.
After these few rounds of pinching, Ye Xiaolou smiled and asked, "Are there any Suan Ni in this shop?"
As soon as the words came out, it exploded in the shopkeeper's ears like a thunderbolt, making the fat on his face stiff, and then he let out a haha, trying to blurt it out, but he didn't want to yell at him like a dog, the shopkeeper's Eyes met with Goudan's, he changed his words when he reached the tip of his mouth, and said with a smile: "There is indeed a Suan Ni incense burner."
Suan Ni (suan-ni garlic paste) is said to be the fifth son of the nine sons of the dragon. It is shaped like a lion. Because it likes smoke and is lazy, it often finds the incense burner and squats still, swallowing the smoke.The Buddha thought that Suan Ni was patient, so he took it as a mount, and Suan Ni can also lead all things and beasts, which is a very high-level divine beast.
The reason why Ye Xiaolou guessed that there was a Suan Ni here was also because he might have been tampered with here because he deduced the antique vase, but since Mr. Zhu couldn't see it and the owner said there was nothing unusual, it was probably a deception.To be honest, in places with many antiques, the aura is more complicated. After all, the antiques have many years and the aura is the most stable. Even Ye Xiaolou is not sure, what if there is an antique hidden with a very old age and a strong aura, and it will come out and destroy it when you play tricks?
Since the salary is relatively difficult, there may be some treasures to help. Ye Xiaolou thought of Suan Ni at the first time, so he cheated the owner.
Since Ye Xiaolou brought it up, in order to avoid suspicion, the shopkeeper naturally had to invite out the Suanni incense burner. The antique vase, at least 500 million, is possible if it is brought to the auction, and the shopkeeper can only cooperate.
The Suan Ni Incense Burner is not big, but it looks very mighty, with the aura of commanding all beasts inside.Goudan sat on a relatively high chair and stared at Suan Ni, the dark pupils in his eyes seemed to be spinning, so he jumped up involuntarily and moved back.
Ye Xiaolou smiled and said, "This thing has been around for nearly 800 years. I'm afraid it has some spirituality. It likes to be mischievous."
For this reason, the shopkeeper fell silent, and the smile on his face disappeared, but it made him look a bit hideous, with a fleshy face, and a very obvious wrinkle appeared between his brows, which turned red like a streak of red. Like red blood eyes.
The fat on his cheeks trembled, and the shopkeeper sighed helplessly, nodded slightly under Mr. Zhu's incredulous eyes, and said, "I can't help this matter, listen to me. I stayed at the shop as usual that day." Here, although our shop does not have top-level antiques, there are quite a few real ones. Someone called me and asked me to do a little favor. When I heard that it was related to Mr. Zhu, I immediately refused. , who would have known to wait until night..."
Sometimes the owner doesn't want to go home, so he lives in a specially converted small bedroom at the back of the shop, which he did that night.In the middle of the night, the shopkeeper saw a huge lion-like monster coming out of the shop in a daze, swallowed him in one gulp, and then spat it out again.In the early morning of the next day, the call came again, and the shopkeeper didn't dare to refuse this time, so he nodded and agreed.
Later, Mr. Zhu came to the store for appraisal. The owner told the truth, he thought nothing happened, so nothing happened. Who knew that the antique vase that Mr. Zhu took back later turned into a fake, which made him scared, but he didn’t If you dare to speak out, firstly, your morality is not enough, and secondly, even if you speak out, there is no solution.
"You killed my whole family." Mr. Zhu said with red eyes.
Raising his hand to stop Mr. Zhu who was about to stand up, Ye Xiaolou said: "I can't blame him. Even if Suan Ni really has a spirit, the spirit will not come out. He is not good enough. The owner must have learned the way. You start counting on antique vases, and you will naturally succeed, but you can only say that your opponent is too high-end, and you can't blame others."
After saying this, Mr. Zhu calmed down. He knew that there are some things that ordinary people can't do. The shop owner has some friendship with him, so he naturally knew that he was just an ordinary person who was greedy for money, and he definitely couldn't do it like Ye Xiaolou. , Facing such a Suanni censer, he didn't change his face, and he didn't pay attention to it.
Taking out the golden abacus and making a quick call, Ye Xiaolou said with a smile: "800 million, I will give you a talisman and stick it on the suanni, which can ensure that others can't control him, and can make him gradually recognize you as the master. From now on, I will only protect you alone."
Hearing this, the owner's eyes lit up, but he also loves money, and after struggling for a long time, he still couldn't give up the money.
"1000 million, I bought this suanni, how about it?" Ye Xiaolou said again.
It can be said that if you want Suan Ni, you can pay for it, and if you don’t want it, you can get more money. The shop owner thought that money is better, so he nodded and agreed.So Ye Xiaolou quickly transferred the money, took Suan Ni out of the shop, and wandered around the antique street.
Since opening the talisman specialty store, Ye Xiaolou’s most important thing is money. Whether it’s an occasional ordinary customer or a monster customer, the money is of different sizes, ranging from ten thousand to millions, especially for those who have just become Dad, for a big monster who cares about educating his own cubs, buying lightning charms is simply addictive, not to mention he has special hobbies. He likes to lead lightning when he rolls the bed sheets. He rolls many times. Of course, there were a lot of talismans, and the money naturally went into Ye Xiaolou's pocket.
"The mud bodhisattva crosses the river, and it's hard to protect himself." Ye Xiaolou pointed to a mud bodhisattva and said, "I'll take this, you ask the price."
"It's a vintage item. I've been keeping it and I'm not willing to sell it. It's cheaper for you, 50." Seeing Ye Xiaolou holding a dog egg and a man in his thirties next to him, the peddler thought They are laymen, so they quote casually.
Looking at the small vendor with a half-smile, Ye Xiaolou leaned into his ear and said, "If you give me 2 yuan cheaper, I'll show you the way. Do you think this stall is full of fakes? But In fact, there are genuine items inside, but you probably didn’t recognize them yourself.”
Hearing this, the vendor's eyeballs rolled, and he subconsciously glanced at his stall. Every word Ye Xiaolou said was correct. It looks like the real thing, and he had someone test it a long time ago, and there is nothing else hidden in the clay bodhisattva, it is just a real bodhisattva made of clay.Anyway, that thing is not worth a lot of money, and it is a profit to buy [-] yuan, so the vendor nodded.
Swiping the card to pay, Ye Xiaolou picked up the clay bodhisattva with a smile and said with a smile: "I will also fulfill my promise, only the clay bodhisattva is real at your stall. Don't believe me, I will let you see it today!" He said, I took a talisman on the forehead of the small vendor, and the talisman disappeared quickly.
The peddler felt as if he had been patted by something. He rubbed his eyes and opened them, and saw that the Bodhisattva who was being dragged by Ye Xiaolou had changed his appearance, his whole body was pitch black, and his eyes were blood red. , the fingernails are extremely long, pitch-black, and it seems that there is still something pinched between the fingers.
"This Bodhisattva is not that Bodhisattva. He will not save the world and help people. He is dressed up by other monsters. If you have been in contact with it for a long time, you may be in danger of your life. Fortunately, I saw it today, so I will help you with this. God With the virtue of good life, saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda." Ye Xiaolou walked away while talking.
It took a long time for the small vendor over there to come back to his senses, and then he looked where Ye Xiaolou was still there.
"Coincidentally today, there are Suan Ni and this monster, just set up an formation, and find your vase!" Ye Xiaolou laughed, "We are really lucky."
The box for the vase is also matching, and it is also handed down from generation to generation. When Mr. Zhu brought it, it was already a little tattered, but because of the matching, he would rather put this broken wooden box in another box than the wooden box. throw away.
Finding an open space with a great view, Ye Xiaolou drew an oval shape, and placed the box in the middle, with a dragon on one side and a monster on the other, and then flung out talismans one by one, while stepping on gossip steps, but there was something in his mouth. Without saying any other words, she held the water that burned the talisman in her hand, and threw it to the ground bit by bit.
I saw the 狻猊 incense burner jumping up and down, and even the monster started to move, but it couldn't jump up and rolled on the ground. It was very lively for a while.
"Ten miles in one step, a hundred miles in ten steps. Three miles in one shot, thirty miles in ten shots!" Ye Xiaolou yelled, "Find it for me quickly!!!"
I saw the monster and 狻猊 bouncing and bouncing in the formation, and finally came to the wooden box and stood still.Ye Xiaolou threw out all the water runes in his hand, quickly grasped in the void with both hands, and the monster and 狻猊 stopped moving.
This method of finding objects is more advanced, but it requires an antique like suanni, which is generally difficult to achieve.Fortunately, Ye Xiaolou was lucky, and at the same time, he got all the conditions together, and the formation went smoothly.
According to the clues from both sides, Ye Xiaolou quickly set off and got into a taxi.
Sometimes it is necessary to go forward, and occasionally to go backwards. Although the taxi driver felt strange, he didn't say much for the sake of money. He just kept chatting with Ye Xiaolou and asked Goudan's identity. Mr. Zhu is Goudan's father, and Ye Xiaolou is Goudan's relative.After hearing that Goudan and Ye Xiaolou were not related, the driver smiled and said, "You are still willing to raise children, you should be a kind person."
Ye Xiaolou smiled and said nothing, Goudan is different from other children, he has grown into a two-year-old in a few months, and he is very smart, of course he will not say these words.
The car finally arrived at the destination, and the guidance of the monster and Suan Ni was the same place.Ye Xiaolou paid the money, got out of the car in his arms, took a deep breath, looked forward, and sighed: "This place is like a sea, and the mud bodhisattva is hard to protect..."
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