sweet love again
Chapter 3 (5)
So, who was finalized before... I forgot.But now, look, it's me standing here. "
I have never hated a person so much, Chen Xiaowei really didn't want to think about him saying, "A humble person is invincible."
After speaking, he turned and left.
"Xiao Chen, I asked Yang Kang to have dinner tonight, why don't we come together?!" Li Ming called to stop him.
As soon as these words came out, Chen Xiaowei froze at the door, his stiff back fell into the eyes of Li Ming and Chen Xi.Ten seconds later, he completely disappeared with one step.
At this time, Brother Chen Xi said goodbye to Li Ming wearily: "Since Teacher Li has an appointment, let's go next time. Let's go."
After speaking, he chased out.
After chasing Chen Xiaowei, Brother Chen Xi was a little embarrassed and wanted to comfort him, "I really didn't expect him to be this kind of person."
"That kind of person?" Chen Xiaowei lowered his head and asked sullenly.
"Hmm... bitch." Brother Chen Xi said, smirking twice.
"Ha, that's a good point." Chen Xiaowei smiled, raised the corners of his mouth and looked at Brother Chen Xi, "I don't believe my husband will have dinner with him."
"—Pfft, husband?!"
"Do I look like I can push people?" Chen Xiaowei, who has no limit to self-deception, asked in surprise.
"It's not like." Chen Xige admired Chen Xiaowei for the first time, "Well, you are right."
Chen Xiaowei tilted his head, and started twittering again, "Our family said, he has cut off contact with Li Ming, and his phone has been blacklisted."
"How cruel!"
"This is basic fire protection and anti-theft protection. It's a lot more shameless now. If you don't pay attention, you can get mud on your feet. I don't want to have anything to do with him."
Brother Chen Xi was a little puzzled when he heard that, "...do you know something? About Li Ming? You didn't treat him like this before? When you come here today, you're like a sharp gun!"
Chen Xiaowei stretched out his hand and pushed Brother Chen Xi, "Didn't you see how he treats my slutty dog? This is poaching my corner, what kind of attitude can I have towards him?!"
When Brother Chen Xi heard this, he thought about it carefully.Well, it does.However, as for Chen Xiaowei's partner... Li Ming cannot be blamed.
"Besides, Li Ming's ex-wife has already exposed his true colors. This kind of person is considered a beast." Chen Xiaowei became more and more enthusiastic, "I must have had a serious problem with my eyes before! Damn it! , I shouldn’t have saved the three yuan for eye drops.”
Brother Chen Xi pursed his lips, "You're making it sound like Ding Dingran, aren't you happy?"
After being stunned for a while, Chen Xiaowei slowly opened his mouth, "...I don't know."
"Then...how about, let's follow up and see?" The leader of the cream group suggested.
Chen Xiaowei lowered his voice, and replied softly, "You're right, that's fine."
—Who am I for? !Brother Chen Xi spat in his heart.
Then, the two bought snacks and drinks outside the set and waited in the car (to catch rape??)...
At nearly seven o'clock in the afternoon, Li Ming finally left the set and brought his assistant into the nanny's car.
Brother Chen Xi is a little bit hostile to the rich, "It's totally unreasonable for Li Ming to make such a fuss and live such a happy life."
"This shows that he is not a good person."
Brother Chen Xi didn't understand, "Why did you come to this conclusion?"
"Typical bourgeois."
"..." Brother Chen Xi immediately shut his mouth, completely losing the desire to continue talking with Chen Xiaowei.
Chen Xiaowei was not happy anymore, and leaned in front of the car window to take a look, "Do you dare to say that I am wrong? Look, this is the way to the People's Hotel."
"Good guy! The People's Hotel has been brought out, and now I believe that Li Mingzhen is what you said." Brother Chen Xi still didn't hold back, and opened his mouth.
"What's the same?" Chen Xiaowei stretched his neck and looked forward.
Chen Xige replied: "It's not a good intention."
"Huh, my eyes are so bright, I think he is not a good guy." Chen Xiaowei was very proud, seeing Li Ming's nanny car entered the People's Hotel, he turned around and asked Chen Xige, "Shall we follow?"
"Nonsense! Definitely follow!" Chen Xige kicked over and followed.
Just after parking the car, Brother Chen Xi remembered something, "Hey, Chen Xiaowei, on me..."
As he spoke, he emptied his four pockets, "I'll count... 350 six yuan... seven cents"
Chen Xiaowei also hurriedly took out his wallet from his backpack, "I just got five hundred today."
Then, he handed the money to Brother Chen Xi.
"It's really miserable." Brother Chen Xi took the five hundred and shook his head, "Our brother's life must have been too miserable."
"Where's my pocket money for the next half month?" Chen Xiaowei ignored Chen Xige's words, just stretched his neck with a look of reluctance, "How about we just order two glasses of plain water?"
"Excuse me?!"
"What's so embarrassing?!"
Chen Xige pulled Chen Xiaowei to his body, leaned into his ear and whispered, "Can you be a little better?"
"Then I won't be able to live in the next half month?"
"Hey——Chen Xiaowei!" Brother Chen Xi puffed up his chest, showing some momentum, "I'm doing this for you."
As he said, he patted his trouser pocket with the money in it, "My 300 yuan is also in it."
Chen Xiaowei squirmed his mouth, and finally compromised, "...Brother, order two drinks at most."
"The two men have a drink?"
"Forget it, let's go!"
Chen Xiaowei had heard about the high consumption of the People's Restaurant a long time ago, and he came here a few times for nothing. Just these two drinks cost about [-] yuan.This kind of consumption can almost kill Chen Xiaowei.His heart ached so much that he dragged Chen Xige back to the parking lot.
"Hey, hey, don't, Chen Xiaowei, are you motivated?" Brother Chen Xi pulled Chen Xiaowei back, "Okay, let me drink tea!"
Hearing that, Chen Xiaowei let go of Chen Xige's arm, "That's settled."
"Ah."
The two delayed time because of this gossip.
When I entered the lobby, I was completely stupefied, a two-by-two XX hall——
How do they choose? !How do they know which hall to go to?
"What should we do now?" Chen Xiaowei asked Chen Xige.
"How about looking for them one by one?!"
Chen Xiaowei snorted, "Do you know how many halls there are?"
"Then what do you say?"
Chen Xiaowei thought for a while, took out his cell phone, and called Yang Kang.
"Brother, where are you now?... Ah, where is the People's Hotel... Oh, oh, I'm here too, which hall are you in?... Huaxin Hall, okay, wait, I'll be right there."
After hanging up the phone, Chen Xiaowei raised his chin and said, "Let's go, Huaxin Hall."
☆, 14
Chen Xiaowei took Chen Xige to the Huaxin hall. On the way, Chen Xige was a little nervous, and stopped Chen Xiaowei at the door, "Hey, buddy, don't cause trouble later."
Ninety-nine percent of the people who suffer from the fights of these goblins are the people.
"Did you hear me? Chen Xiaowei." Chen Xige's main purpose was to get a guarantee, and no one could guess whether the situation inside would make Chen Xiaowei so angry that he had a seizure.
As for the word epilepsy, it is still what Chen Xiaowei said when he commented on Avatar's dancing posture: Do you think he looks like an epileptic taking drugs? !
After a while, it really is.
Chen Xiaowei broke free from Chen Xige and rushed inside, Chen Xige yelled from behind, "Knock on the door, knock on the door—wait for me!"
Said, don't forget to knock on the door twice.
After entering the room, I found that there were four "middle-aged" men who were "winners in life" inside.The middle one is Yang Kang, and the old ones are Li Ming and... who don't know each other.
As soon as Chen Xiaowei entered, Li Ming immediately stood up and walked forward politely, "Xiao Chen, come quickly and sit down."
Chen Xiaowei didn't look at him, but looked directly at Yang Kang, only to see Yang Kang waving at him.Immediately, Chen Xiaowei rushed over after being summoned by his obedient dog.
Brother Chen Xi, who stayed at the door, cursed inwardly for being disrespectful, and then grabbed Li Ming's arm, "Teacher Li."
His surname is also Chen, isn't this little Chen just called himself?Chen Xige took it for granted when he thought about it.
Li Ming's face froze, he parted the corners of his mouth, and calmly let go of Chen Xige's hand, turned around and said to the rest of the audience, "These are my two little friends who just came with me from the set. You don't mind Bar!"
"Well, there are so many people here. Hurry up, Brother Chen, come and sit down." One of the fat sausage men with hundreds of milliliters of liquid in their belly waved his left hand with three gold rings on it, and greeted Brother Chen Xi.
In an instant, Chen Xige's eyes lit up, he slid over and sat down.
In addition, there is another person with a unique appearance, almost all white hair, who speaks sternly, "Hello."
As he spoke, he nodded to Chen Xiaowei again.
Chen Xiaowei immediately stood up, "Principal Wang."
The man Chen Xiaowei treated seriously was Yang Kang's senior, and the president of the student council several years older.I am under 45 years old, probably because I have gone too far in this academic research, and my hair has turned gray a long time ago.
To Chen Xiaowei, he was both familiar and... afraid.
The image of the whole dean should be as vivid as possible. Listening to him, everyone is nervous, afraid that if something is wrong with him, he will drag his pigtails and leave him with a lifetime of "regrets".
Every time Principal Wang sees Chen Xiaowei, he also has enough pomp. When he sees him, his brows are wrinkled, "Why are your pants so torn everywhere?"
Chen Xiaowei's buttocks were tight, he clamped his legs tightly, and put his hands between his legs. He didn't even think about arguing that this was a trend.He just lowered his head silently, and replied in a low voice, "I didn't pay attention when I bought it, and when I came back, I saw it like this, so I thought I couldn't waste it, so I wore it."
"You don't know how to sew?" Principal Wang, an old pedant, is not a vegetarian, and his IQ is not a problem.
When Chen Xiaowei heard it, he wanted to cry.After a few weeks of trouble and countless beggings, the head of the family agreed to the trendy jeans he bought for 398. This is hopeless.
He didn't show any grievances, "Go back, I'll sew when I go back."
After finishing speaking, he lowered his head and sneaked a sneak peek at Yang Kang. Seeing that Yang Kang was drinking tea without looking at him, he felt even more aggrieved. Suddenly, his face collapsed.
Principal Wang got the right words and nodded, "That's fine. Sit down."
After receiving the order, Chen Xiaowei dropped his ass.
Here, Brother Chen Xi was shocked at the time, this white-haired old man is awesome!It's a character, Brother Chen Xi quickly shifted his target from Fatty Jin, enthusiastically, "Principal Wang, my name is Chen Xi, it's Xiaowei who killed him. He often tells me about you and your deeds, really Let me listen to and admire and marvel!"
After hearing this, Principal Wang said without changing his face: "Then tell me, what did he say about me?"
——With a click, Brother Chen Xi heard the string in his heart... broke.
Brother Chen Xi blinked, paused for a while, and hiccupped. He quickly covered his mouth and apologized, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I ate too much work lunch at noon. Don't worry about it."
After pretending to cough a few times, Brother Chen Xi thought about it and let it go.
never thought-
Principal Wang still remembers: "Xiao Chen, you haven't answered me yet."
In an instant, Brother Chen Xi completely felt the tightness of Chen Xiaowei's buttocks.As if facing a big enemy, Chen Xige thought about it and said, "Xiaowei, he said that he has never admired anyone in his life, and this Principal Wang is the first one. It is his style to be rigorous and not fall behind. Idol."
——Phew, my mother, she has come back.Brother Chen Xi gave himself a compliment in his heart: You are a talent.
"He didn't say I'm old-fashioned, old-fashioned?" Principal Wang asked again.
"How can it be? You can see that he is an intellectual who can keep up with the times." Brother Chen Xi gave himself a thumbs up again, and he was calm and quick in the face of danger.
"Then—" Principal Wang raised his head and wanted to ask again, but suddenly stopped, and changed his tone, "Yes."
Brother Chen Xi also felt that there was something in his words, but he didn't dare to ask in depth, so he got up by himself, poured himself a cup of tea, and respected everyone present, "It's fate to meet you, and it's also fate that we brothers can get together today. I, Chen Xi, today I would like to offer a toast to Big Brother, and we will know each other in the future, if you need a brother, just say hello!"
After speaking, he drank his tea in one gulp.
Fatty Jin next to him also stood up when he saw Chen Xi doing this, he patted Chen Xi on the shoulder and praised: "Good boy, interesting, you like me. Everyone calls me Lao Jin, you can call me later Brother Jin will do it."
"Hey, Brother Jin." Brother Chen Xi immediately picked up.
Afterwards, it became Chen Xige's home game completely. For being able to spend at the People's Hotel without spending a penny, Chen Xige felt that it was no different from winning the lottery.
This has to be second prize.
He greeted, and after calling the waiter, he ordered a lot of food. During the period, he asked Chen Xiaowei shamelessly if it was enough, and if he wanted a crystal bun to take back to feed the dog.
How is this possible? !Chen Xiaowei wanted to growl.
Well, if Principal Wang isn't here, he'd be [-] percent willing.
None of the people present drank alcohol, which was regarded as law-abiding.
However, Chen Xige thought it should be mainly on the 'statue' of Principal Wang.With his dean sitting there, who the hell would dare to drink before driving?
It took only an hour to eat a meal, and it was off the table around eight o'clock.
As soon as Yang Kang got up, Li Ming passed by. He didn't say a word to him all night, so it's impossible to just let it go.He put in so much effort, Raba came with a large group of people, not just to chat about the past.
"Yang Kang, let's talk." Li Ming left Chen Xiaowei next to Yang Kang and continued: "Find a place where no one is around, okay?"
As soon as these words came out, Chen Xiaowei was unhappy. He rolled his eyes and remained silent.
Yang Kang actually smiled, put his arms around his shoulders, and whispered, "It doesn't look like it."
These words are too unpaternal, and the whole fool is alive and well.
As soon as Chen Xiaowei raised his eyebrows, he became proud.
Standing in front of them, Li Ming's face froze, and he struggled for a long time before he smiled, "How is it? Yang Kang."
Only then did Yang Kang face him, expressionless, and shook his head, "Li Ming, don't make everyone look bad."
The meaning of this is very clear. He had already said that he had no relationship with Li Ming before. Now that Li Ming moved out Fatty Jin and Lao Wang, he was a little embarrassed, and finally compromised, but he couldn't hold back the anger and anxiety in his heart.
Until, Chen Xiaowei opened the door.
——At that moment, he thought, why is this kid so rare!
Li Ming didn't expect Yang Kang to be so lenient, it took only a second, he recovered, "OK, see you then."
After speaking, Li Ming turned around and pulled off his coat and left.
Looking at his back, Chen Xiaowei raised his neck and leaned close to Yang Kang's cheek, "I hate him."
Yang Kang smiled, "I know."
"I used to admire him a lot."
Yang Kang wisely did not answer.
Chen Xiaowei continued: "But after I really got to know him, I found that he is nothing but rubbish."
"You know him?" Yang Kang said, stretched out his hand to part Chen Xiaowei's forehead hair, and stroked down along his hairline.
"I just don't have the time."
Saying that, Chen Xiaowei turned his head, kissed Yang Kang's lips, bit his lips, and still did not forget to seduce him: "At that time, I would like to do something interesting with you."
"Interesting thing?" Yang Kang stuck out his tongue and licked Chen Xiaowei's teeth.
This time, Chen Xiaowei froze.
—Damn it, he's hard.
Yang Kang grabbed the back of his head and kissed him, and he was powerless and could only rely on Yang Kang.He kept twisting his body, not forgetting to push against Yang Kang's body.
That's really nasty.
Yang Kang kissed fiercely, he didn't even want to stop here, but he had to stop, panting heavily, he pushed Chen Xiaowei away, "Be good, be good, wait a minute."
What's the situation now?
—— Desire is burned.
Chen Xiaowei couldn't hear at all, so he hugged Yang Kang's neck and continued.
"Okay, baby." Yang Kang directly stretched out two hands to hug him, and pressed his head to his chest, "We have to go home."
After calming down for several minutes, Chen Xiaowei gave a muffled answer, "Well, go home."
After finishing speaking, he bit Yang Kang's chest hard.
And the price of this blow was that Chen Xiaowei's butt was almost crushed.
Until he got home and waited at the elevator entrance, Chen Xiaowei was still complaining, "Brother, you almost used too much force, like a sex-sex maniac. I will take a closer look at it when I get home, it must be blue."
"Don't doubt your fat layer, it can withstand it." Yang Kang smiled and slapped his ass.
"Oh--"
The pained Chen Xiaowei clutched his butt and jumped away. He opened his mouth wide and complained, "Are you a pervert?!"
"yes." Yang Kang tilted his head, his eyes narrowed with a smile, when the elevator arrived, there was no one in it.Yang Kang walked in first, and as soon as Chen Xiaowei entered, he pushed him against the door and kissed him hard, "Do you like it?"
Chen Xiaowei was numb all over from being kissed, and his back could not straighten up. The person who should have softened up, but he blinked his eyes provocatively, "I like fiercer ones!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Yang Kang pulled him into the elevator.
☆, 15
The distance of five floors does not take much time.
Almost in the blink of an eye, the elevator arrived.
As soon as he got out of the elevator, Yang Kang pushed Chen Xiaowei against the wall and kissed him.This kiss was like a fire, and the two of them wanted to take off all their clothes immediately.
It was too hot.
"Ha ha……"
An impatient gasp sounded in the passage, Chen Xiaowei held Yang Kang's head and let him lick his Adam's apple.It was an irresistible pleasure, more terrifying than being touched by electricity.
"Oh—I've been standing there for 2 minutes."
And all of this was broken by Li Xiaodong standing at the door of their house.
Yang Kang let go of Chen Xiaowei and backed away.
Chen Xiaowei was completely angry, and even jumped up, "Why? Li Xiaodong, are you crazy? Why the hell are you standing there?"
"I've been waiting for you at your door since seven o'clock." After speaking, Li Xiaodong looked at his watch, "It's almost nine o'clock now."
"There are still 10 minutes." Chen Xiaowei also looked at his watch, and immediately refuted.
"Okay. Then, do you have time now?" Li Xiaodong swallowed his saliva and asked pretending to be calm.
You know, his normal reaction in this situation should be to jump and rush over to clean up the boldly intimacy scene in front of them—the daring guy who knows his life and death.
However, there happened to be a teacher Yang Kangyang inside, and Li Xiaodong was a little weak, and his neck shrank half an inch.
"Thanks to your old man, I...he has plenty of time now!!!"
The frenzied Chen Xiaowei came in front of Li Xiaodong, pressed against his ear and said viciously: "You better have some damn reason, otherwise I will block the door of your house and make the tax bureau shit and pee at home every day!"
"..."
After handing over his backpack to Yang Kang, Chen Xiaowei followed Li Xiaodong to his house.
The main reason was that Li Xiaodong was acting neurotic and didn't really want to enter his house, so Chen Xiaowei had no choice but to follow him.
As soon as he entered the door, the Tax Bureau rushed over, frantically wagging its tail, and licked it as soon as Chen Xiaowei picked it up.
"Oh—my husband just kissed me." Chen Xiaowei immediately put down the tax bureau in disgust.
"Is there a difference?" Li Xiaodong gave Chen Xiaowei a drink.
"For you, is there a difference between a husband and a dog?" Chen Xiaowei threw the question back to Li Xiaodong.
Li Xiaodong's reaction was a bit slow, maybe because he was out of shape, he took a while before replying, "There is a difference."
Hearing this, Chen Xiaowei pulled Li Xiaodong to have a look, and saw that his expression was really not right.He immediately put on a serious expression, "Hey, Li Xiaodong, what happened to you?"
Li Xiaodong was obviously a little guilty, his eyes flicked left and right, but he didn't want to look at Chen Xiaowei.
"I went to the scene of your play today, and I didn't see you, where did you go?" Chen Xiaowei immediately remembered what happened during the day, "By the way, also, the play they are shooting now is a bit different from what you wrote ah."
Li Xiaodong nodded after hearing this, "I know, I agree."
"Why?" Chen Xiaowei was puzzled, this was not like Li Xiaodong's style.
Li Xiaodong lowered his head, seemingly indifferently said: "This is also one of the requirements they agreed to let Little Sunshine act."
"One of the requests?" Chen Xiaowei immediately stood up, with his hips akimbo asked, "What the hell did you promise?"
When Li Xiaodong heard this, he covered his face.Obviously ashamed.
"I should have thought about it earlier." Chen Xiaowei looked like he hated iron and steel, "What else is there in your world other than a little bitch? Writing novels is also for the convenience of wanting to erotic him!"
"Am I so fucking dirty?" Li Xiaodong couldn't listen anymore.
Chen Xiaowei snorted coldly, "You have all the nastier ones, but to have someone change your work like that, you're giving me a fucking face!"
"Chen Xiaowei!!!" Li Xiaodong also stood up abruptly, and turned to Chen Xiaowei, "You try to say another foul language?"
"What? You fucking want to fuck me?" Chen Xiaowei became angry and asked with his chin raised in dissatisfaction.
Li Xiaodong pointed at him, and said viciously: "I'll go find your mother's mother!"
After finishing speaking, he pushed Chen Xiaowei away and went to the door.
"Hey hey hey - you are going to die, you!" Chen Xiaowei reacted as soon as he was pushed away, hugged Li Xiaodong and pressed him on the sofa, pinched his neck and shouted: "You fucking shameless? Catch him!" I will tell the parents, can we still play together?"
"——Let go, let go, you fucking let go of me!" Li Xiaodong was pinched uncomfortably, and he mustered all his strength to push Chen Xiaowei away, "You are too ruthless!"
Chen Xiaowei glanced at him disdainfully, "I am cruel to you!"
Li Xiaodong burst out laughing immediately, pulled Chen Xiaowei to his side, leaned on his arm and said with a smile, "It's so nice of you two."
"Nonsense." As soon as Chen Xiaowei retracted his arms, Li Xiaodong's head fell down.
"Hey, I almost hit my head." Li Xiaodong complained while touching his head, "You can't even lean on it?"
"In ancient times, men and women had different seats at the age of seven. You still want to rely on me, what if I am eliminated because of this?"
Li Xiaodong, who was stunned by Chen Xiaowei's pretentious appearance, sighed, "Are you a woman?"
"My partner is a man, what do you think?"
Chen Xiaowei just said this with his chin raised, which immediately confused Li Xiaodong.After Li Xiaodong slowed down, he gritted his teeth and pointed at Chen Xiaowei and scolded: "You are so fucking shameless!"
Immediately, Chen Xiaowei was like a cobra controlled by an old Indian man with music, elongating his neck and shaking from side to side proudly.
After 2 minutes of being unsatisfied, Chen Xiaowei remembered the business: "Hey, it seems that we have missed the topic."
Li Xiaodong nodded, "Yes."
"Then tell me." Chen Xiaowei nudged Li Xiaodong with his elbow, signaling him to tell the truth.
Li Xiaodong took a few deep breaths, tensed like a stretched spring, rubbing his hands back and forth, and when Chen Xiaowei was getting impatient, he said suddenly: "I...I slept with him again today. .”
"he?"
"Bingbing."
"I guessed it." Chen Xiaowei remembered that the little girl walked naturally on two legs, and didn't want to be kicked.He couldn't help being curious, and asked again: "Time, place."
"I'm going to the studio in the morning, and he's waiting for me there." Li Xiaodong said, exhaled again, took a while, and continued, "I originally planned to make it clear to him, but..."
"It's so slutty during the day, you really have enough time." Chen Xiaowei didn't hold back his mouth.
When Li Xiaodong heard this, he became a little angry, and raised his head to face him, "I can't blame it, he seduced me."
Chen Xiaowei raised the corners of his mouth, giving him a sarcasm smile, "You really look like a fucking bastard now."
"I tried to refuse!" Li Xiaodong tried to explain.
"uh-huh."
"I tried not to go in!" Li Xiaodong held back for a long time before saying it.
Immediately, Chen Xiaowei burst out laughing, hahaha laughing, laughing unsteadily, totally out of shape.When his stomach hurt from laughing, he tried his best to suppress it, and said to Li Xiaodong: "Your words are like telling a normal man to say to a beautiful girl, 'Hey, sister, come to my house to see my new electric massage chair.' —what a fucking idiot."
"I know."
"I know what you are talking about?" Chen Xiaowei couldn't understand his thinking at all, and was extremely disdainful, "You look like you came back from a big meal and cried in front of me that you wanted to spend money to eat a grouper, but God But a crucian carp was given away for free. You boiled soup with it and drank it, but you still felt that it was not enough to stuff your teeth and taste, and you regretted it."
Li Xiaodong was stunned by these words.
Chen Xiaowei stood up again as he spoke. He stared at Li Xiaodong with staring eyes, "Li Xiaodong, let me tell you, you are a typical example of pushing your nose on your face! You are shameless, cheap, you, would you like it?" , just don’t-eat! Isn’t this the end?! You ate all the food, and ran in front of me to dig out your heart and lungs like God’s confession. Are you interested? Say someone seduced you, you Chicken X doesn't itch, can someone force you to eat it?!"
Hearing this, Li Xiaodong wanted to defend himself, but was blocked by Chen Xiaowei's hand.
"Can you find the problem from yourself! With your consciousness, you deserve to be single for 30 years! If you want me to say, that little crucian carp is also blind and has a crush on you! Li Xiaodong, let me tell you, if you really This attitude, tomorrow, tomorrow, I will make it clear to him. I will follow you when I ask for leave, you must make it clear to others! It’s shameless to take advantage of it for nothing, I fucking look down on you!"
Li Xiaodong was ashamed by Chen Xiaowei's scolding, his heart was trembling, but he felt aggrieved, so he whispered back, "...I have persisted for 30 years, if not—"
"What if?"
Li Xiaodong was shocked by the roar and was startled.
If it weren't for... the scene of seeing Bingbing during the day suddenly appeared in Li Xiaodong's mind, and any of his movements, such as licking his hair, biting his lips, stroking his forehead, and touching his ears, seemed to him to be a tease '.Even the earrings he used to adorn them were so coquettish that he couldn't help but catch his breath.
Until they arrived at the hotel, the room that was originally planned to be used for talking was changed.
When it was all over, he felt himself sinking into self-loathing.He felt like a carnivore who suddenly broke the seal and jumped into this world of flesh-and-desire, full of red dust, completely unable to extricate himself.
Li Xiaodong nodded, and finally admitted his mistake, "Well, I was wrong too."
"What's wrong with you?" Chen Xiaowei had a hellish expression, "What's wrong with you two single dogs having sex?"
After finishing speaking, Chen Xiaowei hurriedly asked, "Is he not interested?"
"No, no."
"Then what did you do wrong?"
"Didn't your mother keep yelling that I was wrong?" Li Xiaodong was confused again.
Chen Xiaowei directly poked Li Xiaodong's forehead, "I said you are wrong, it's your thoughts and your attitude that are wrong. You have sex with someone, and when you're done, I trample on others. Does this look like a man? Obviously you are defending yourself. Can't stop, no morals, why blame the little soldiers?!"
"Small soldiers?"
"The only thing that can fall in love with you is that you are young and ignorant and blind."
"Then you are wrong, he is not the kind of person you think at all." Li Xiaodong rolled his eyes, stood up, he tried to use his hands to draw a curve, and asked Chen Xiaowei slyly, "Do you understand? "
"...I understand your mother, you are sick."
"He's—he's so fucking hot. As soon as I lay down on him, he's like a snake, the estrus kind, and he can't move at all. When I touch him—"
"I'm not interested in your..." Chen Xiaowei stopped him.
"Well, I'm not interested in talking about my bed affairs either."
"and then?"
"...Don't you understand? I can't resist him at all, oh, God, I was taken down by his mother." Li Xiaodong opened his eyes wide, still in disbelief, "If you don't care about your heart, What the hell is this?! Brother, I feel like I can't take it anymore. Really, I will surrender sooner or later. Chen Xiaowei, you have to help me. Really, I need to get along with each other emotionally. "
"Haven't you heard? If you do more, there will be love between you." Chen Xiaowei winked at Li Xiaodong.
Li Xiaodong sighed, shook his head, with an expression that you don't understand, "That's not sex, that's shit."
"A Fifty Shades of Grey classic."
"Chen Xiaowei, you understand what I mean, I don't want to get into such an embarrassing relationship." Li Xiaodong held his forehead and felt a little depressed.
"But you say you can't control yourself?"
"I've been trying to say no, but what you said keeps coming back to my mind, for example, I can find him to practice skills. Well, I know, I'm an asshole. But what should I do? I can't stand him when he moves, just fucking Fuck him, I wanted to press him under my crotch and let him give it to me when I was driving—well, you understand.” The more Li Xiaodong spoke, the more excited he became, until finally, he withdrew his emotions.
"I know."
"Then what should I do?" Li Xiaodong looked at Chen Xiaowei with hopeful eyes.
Chen Xiaowei shrugged and shook his head, "I don't know."
Li Xiaodong was disappointed.
Chen Xiaowei hurriedly said again: "Oh, brother, your situation is too complicated. I mean, you have a heart in your heart, and there is a kidney in your side, but you want to have a heart and a kidney. What is the reality? , and there is no good thing to do both, so - choose one of the two."
Li Xiaodong bent down and looked at Chen Xiaowei for a long time, then parted his mouth and snorted coldly, "You fucking nonsense!"
"Then what else can you do? Oh, let you have a platonic love affair with the little girl while playing Xiao Bing Bing, so you will be satisfied?" Chen Xiaowei pushed Li Xiaodong away, "Dream! You! Don’t even think about such a good thing! Even your IQ can’t handle it! Listen to me, you’ll either stop the seven-year war of resistance, or you’ll have a good time with the little crucian carp.”
"...Isn't that the same meaning?" Li Xiaodong reacted for a while.
"Ah, no matter how you look at it, the little crucian carp is your official mate." Chen Xiaowei said frankly.
Li Xiaodong glanced at him, and suddenly said something meaningful, "Seven years, brother, how many seven years are there in life? I have been away for seven years! If you let me go now, I will die with you!" What's the difference?"
"OK, let's break up with the little crucian carp."
"...He is my first man, well, he has to be responsible to me." Li Xiaodong said, lowering his head, extremely ashamed.
( ̄_, ̄)→Chen Xiaowei was completely defeated by No Lower Limit.
☆, 16
Chen Xiaowei, who had wasted so much saliva after talking for a long time, understood that now, Li Xiaodong is dual-purpose, so he wished he could have an extra 'leg' to prove his powerful hormonal charm.
"Look, isn't brother unstoppable?"
Chen Xiaowei really couldn't bear to look directly at him in such a state of embarrassment, "You can do it, I performed a heart surgery on myself, and divided it into two halves. ah?"
"Fuck your uncle!"
"Hey, in the future, if you plan to return to human society, you have to give yourself two more knives and a few more stitches."
"You can just find my uncle, just pull it casually, and I will immediately-dangdang!" Li Xiaodong was completely insane at this time when Monkey King was alive. It's fragrant. When you settle down in the future, once you settle down, won't it be over?"
"No? Isn't your uncle a veterinarian?"
"He often ligatures and ties animals, and a few stitches can still cover them."
"Li Xiaodong, look at you now?! You are so beautiful!"
"Isn't that right?" Li Xiaodong, who was so frightened that he hadn't played anymore, stepped on the coffee table directly.
I have never hated a person so much, Chen Xiaowei really didn't want to think about him saying, "A humble person is invincible."
After speaking, he turned and left.
"Xiao Chen, I asked Yang Kang to have dinner tonight, why don't we come together?!" Li Ming called to stop him.
As soon as these words came out, Chen Xiaowei froze at the door, his stiff back fell into the eyes of Li Ming and Chen Xi.Ten seconds later, he completely disappeared with one step.
At this time, Brother Chen Xi said goodbye to Li Ming wearily: "Since Teacher Li has an appointment, let's go next time. Let's go."
After speaking, he chased out.
After chasing Chen Xiaowei, Brother Chen Xi was a little embarrassed and wanted to comfort him, "I really didn't expect him to be this kind of person."
"That kind of person?" Chen Xiaowei lowered his head and asked sullenly.
"Hmm... bitch." Brother Chen Xi said, smirking twice.
"Ha, that's a good point." Chen Xiaowei smiled, raised the corners of his mouth and looked at Brother Chen Xi, "I don't believe my husband will have dinner with him."
"—Pfft, husband?!"
"Do I look like I can push people?" Chen Xiaowei, who has no limit to self-deception, asked in surprise.
"It's not like." Chen Xige admired Chen Xiaowei for the first time, "Well, you are right."
Chen Xiaowei tilted his head, and started twittering again, "Our family said, he has cut off contact with Li Ming, and his phone has been blacklisted."
"How cruel!"
"This is basic fire protection and anti-theft protection. It's a lot more shameless now. If you don't pay attention, you can get mud on your feet. I don't want to have anything to do with him."
Brother Chen Xi was a little puzzled when he heard that, "...do you know something? About Li Ming? You didn't treat him like this before? When you come here today, you're like a sharp gun!"
Chen Xiaowei stretched out his hand and pushed Brother Chen Xi, "Didn't you see how he treats my slutty dog? This is poaching my corner, what kind of attitude can I have towards him?!"
When Brother Chen Xi heard this, he thought about it carefully.Well, it does.However, as for Chen Xiaowei's partner... Li Ming cannot be blamed.
"Besides, Li Ming's ex-wife has already exposed his true colors. This kind of person is considered a beast." Chen Xiaowei became more and more enthusiastic, "I must have had a serious problem with my eyes before! Damn it! , I shouldn’t have saved the three yuan for eye drops.”
Brother Chen Xi pursed his lips, "You're making it sound like Ding Dingran, aren't you happy?"
After being stunned for a while, Chen Xiaowei slowly opened his mouth, "...I don't know."
"Then...how about, let's follow up and see?" The leader of the cream group suggested.
Chen Xiaowei lowered his voice, and replied softly, "You're right, that's fine."
—Who am I for? !Brother Chen Xi spat in his heart.
Then, the two bought snacks and drinks outside the set and waited in the car (to catch rape??)...
At nearly seven o'clock in the afternoon, Li Ming finally left the set and brought his assistant into the nanny's car.
Brother Chen Xi is a little bit hostile to the rich, "It's totally unreasonable for Li Ming to make such a fuss and live such a happy life."
"This shows that he is not a good person."
Brother Chen Xi didn't understand, "Why did you come to this conclusion?"
"Typical bourgeois."
"..." Brother Chen Xi immediately shut his mouth, completely losing the desire to continue talking with Chen Xiaowei.
Chen Xiaowei was not happy anymore, and leaned in front of the car window to take a look, "Do you dare to say that I am wrong? Look, this is the way to the People's Hotel."
"Good guy! The People's Hotel has been brought out, and now I believe that Li Mingzhen is what you said." Brother Chen Xi still didn't hold back, and opened his mouth.
"What's the same?" Chen Xiaowei stretched his neck and looked forward.
Chen Xige replied: "It's not a good intention."
"Huh, my eyes are so bright, I think he is not a good guy." Chen Xiaowei was very proud, seeing Li Ming's nanny car entered the People's Hotel, he turned around and asked Chen Xige, "Shall we follow?"
"Nonsense! Definitely follow!" Chen Xige kicked over and followed.
Just after parking the car, Brother Chen Xi remembered something, "Hey, Chen Xiaowei, on me..."
As he spoke, he emptied his four pockets, "I'll count... 350 six yuan... seven cents"
Chen Xiaowei also hurriedly took out his wallet from his backpack, "I just got five hundred today."
Then, he handed the money to Brother Chen Xi.
"It's really miserable." Brother Chen Xi took the five hundred and shook his head, "Our brother's life must have been too miserable."
"Where's my pocket money for the next half month?" Chen Xiaowei ignored Chen Xige's words, just stretched his neck with a look of reluctance, "How about we just order two glasses of plain water?"
"Excuse me?!"
"What's so embarrassing?!"
Chen Xige pulled Chen Xiaowei to his body, leaned into his ear and whispered, "Can you be a little better?"
"Then I won't be able to live in the next half month?"
"Hey——Chen Xiaowei!" Brother Chen Xi puffed up his chest, showing some momentum, "I'm doing this for you."
As he said, he patted his trouser pocket with the money in it, "My 300 yuan is also in it."
Chen Xiaowei squirmed his mouth, and finally compromised, "...Brother, order two drinks at most."
"The two men have a drink?"
"Forget it, let's go!"
Chen Xiaowei had heard about the high consumption of the People's Restaurant a long time ago, and he came here a few times for nothing. Just these two drinks cost about [-] yuan.This kind of consumption can almost kill Chen Xiaowei.His heart ached so much that he dragged Chen Xige back to the parking lot.
"Hey, hey, don't, Chen Xiaowei, are you motivated?" Brother Chen Xi pulled Chen Xiaowei back, "Okay, let me drink tea!"
Hearing that, Chen Xiaowei let go of Chen Xige's arm, "That's settled."
"Ah."
The two delayed time because of this gossip.
When I entered the lobby, I was completely stupefied, a two-by-two XX hall——
How do they choose? !How do they know which hall to go to?
"What should we do now?" Chen Xiaowei asked Chen Xige.
"How about looking for them one by one?!"
Chen Xiaowei snorted, "Do you know how many halls there are?"
"Then what do you say?"
Chen Xiaowei thought for a while, took out his cell phone, and called Yang Kang.
"Brother, where are you now?... Ah, where is the People's Hotel... Oh, oh, I'm here too, which hall are you in?... Huaxin Hall, okay, wait, I'll be right there."
After hanging up the phone, Chen Xiaowei raised his chin and said, "Let's go, Huaxin Hall."
☆, 14
Chen Xiaowei took Chen Xige to the Huaxin hall. On the way, Chen Xige was a little nervous, and stopped Chen Xiaowei at the door, "Hey, buddy, don't cause trouble later."
Ninety-nine percent of the people who suffer from the fights of these goblins are the people.
"Did you hear me? Chen Xiaowei." Chen Xige's main purpose was to get a guarantee, and no one could guess whether the situation inside would make Chen Xiaowei so angry that he had a seizure.
As for the word epilepsy, it is still what Chen Xiaowei said when he commented on Avatar's dancing posture: Do you think he looks like an epileptic taking drugs? !
After a while, it really is.
Chen Xiaowei broke free from Chen Xige and rushed inside, Chen Xige yelled from behind, "Knock on the door, knock on the door—wait for me!"
Said, don't forget to knock on the door twice.
After entering the room, I found that there were four "middle-aged" men who were "winners in life" inside.The middle one is Yang Kang, and the old ones are Li Ming and... who don't know each other.
As soon as Chen Xiaowei entered, Li Ming immediately stood up and walked forward politely, "Xiao Chen, come quickly and sit down."
Chen Xiaowei didn't look at him, but looked directly at Yang Kang, only to see Yang Kang waving at him.Immediately, Chen Xiaowei rushed over after being summoned by his obedient dog.
Brother Chen Xi, who stayed at the door, cursed inwardly for being disrespectful, and then grabbed Li Ming's arm, "Teacher Li."
His surname is also Chen, isn't this little Chen just called himself?Chen Xige took it for granted when he thought about it.
Li Ming's face froze, he parted the corners of his mouth, and calmly let go of Chen Xige's hand, turned around and said to the rest of the audience, "These are my two little friends who just came with me from the set. You don't mind Bar!"
"Well, there are so many people here. Hurry up, Brother Chen, come and sit down." One of the fat sausage men with hundreds of milliliters of liquid in their belly waved his left hand with three gold rings on it, and greeted Brother Chen Xi.
In an instant, Chen Xige's eyes lit up, he slid over and sat down.
In addition, there is another person with a unique appearance, almost all white hair, who speaks sternly, "Hello."
As he spoke, he nodded to Chen Xiaowei again.
Chen Xiaowei immediately stood up, "Principal Wang."
The man Chen Xiaowei treated seriously was Yang Kang's senior, and the president of the student council several years older.I am under 45 years old, probably because I have gone too far in this academic research, and my hair has turned gray a long time ago.
To Chen Xiaowei, he was both familiar and... afraid.
The image of the whole dean should be as vivid as possible. Listening to him, everyone is nervous, afraid that if something is wrong with him, he will drag his pigtails and leave him with a lifetime of "regrets".
Every time Principal Wang sees Chen Xiaowei, he also has enough pomp. When he sees him, his brows are wrinkled, "Why are your pants so torn everywhere?"
Chen Xiaowei's buttocks were tight, he clamped his legs tightly, and put his hands between his legs. He didn't even think about arguing that this was a trend.He just lowered his head silently, and replied in a low voice, "I didn't pay attention when I bought it, and when I came back, I saw it like this, so I thought I couldn't waste it, so I wore it."
"You don't know how to sew?" Principal Wang, an old pedant, is not a vegetarian, and his IQ is not a problem.
When Chen Xiaowei heard it, he wanted to cry.After a few weeks of trouble and countless beggings, the head of the family agreed to the trendy jeans he bought for 398. This is hopeless.
He didn't show any grievances, "Go back, I'll sew when I go back."
After finishing speaking, he lowered his head and sneaked a sneak peek at Yang Kang. Seeing that Yang Kang was drinking tea without looking at him, he felt even more aggrieved. Suddenly, his face collapsed.
Principal Wang got the right words and nodded, "That's fine. Sit down."
After receiving the order, Chen Xiaowei dropped his ass.
Here, Brother Chen Xi was shocked at the time, this white-haired old man is awesome!It's a character, Brother Chen Xi quickly shifted his target from Fatty Jin, enthusiastically, "Principal Wang, my name is Chen Xi, it's Xiaowei who killed him. He often tells me about you and your deeds, really Let me listen to and admire and marvel!"
After hearing this, Principal Wang said without changing his face: "Then tell me, what did he say about me?"
——With a click, Brother Chen Xi heard the string in his heart... broke.
Brother Chen Xi blinked, paused for a while, and hiccupped. He quickly covered his mouth and apologized, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I ate too much work lunch at noon. Don't worry about it."
After pretending to cough a few times, Brother Chen Xi thought about it and let it go.
never thought-
Principal Wang still remembers: "Xiao Chen, you haven't answered me yet."
In an instant, Brother Chen Xi completely felt the tightness of Chen Xiaowei's buttocks.As if facing a big enemy, Chen Xige thought about it and said, "Xiaowei, he said that he has never admired anyone in his life, and this Principal Wang is the first one. It is his style to be rigorous and not fall behind. Idol."
——Phew, my mother, she has come back.Brother Chen Xi gave himself a compliment in his heart: You are a talent.
"He didn't say I'm old-fashioned, old-fashioned?" Principal Wang asked again.
"How can it be? You can see that he is an intellectual who can keep up with the times." Brother Chen Xi gave himself a thumbs up again, and he was calm and quick in the face of danger.
"Then—" Principal Wang raised his head and wanted to ask again, but suddenly stopped, and changed his tone, "Yes."
Brother Chen Xi also felt that there was something in his words, but he didn't dare to ask in depth, so he got up by himself, poured himself a cup of tea, and respected everyone present, "It's fate to meet you, and it's also fate that we brothers can get together today. I, Chen Xi, today I would like to offer a toast to Big Brother, and we will know each other in the future, if you need a brother, just say hello!"
After speaking, he drank his tea in one gulp.
Fatty Jin next to him also stood up when he saw Chen Xi doing this, he patted Chen Xi on the shoulder and praised: "Good boy, interesting, you like me. Everyone calls me Lao Jin, you can call me later Brother Jin will do it."
"Hey, Brother Jin." Brother Chen Xi immediately picked up.
Afterwards, it became Chen Xige's home game completely. For being able to spend at the People's Hotel without spending a penny, Chen Xige felt that it was no different from winning the lottery.
This has to be second prize.
He greeted, and after calling the waiter, he ordered a lot of food. During the period, he asked Chen Xiaowei shamelessly if it was enough, and if he wanted a crystal bun to take back to feed the dog.
How is this possible? !Chen Xiaowei wanted to growl.
Well, if Principal Wang isn't here, he'd be [-] percent willing.
None of the people present drank alcohol, which was regarded as law-abiding.
However, Chen Xige thought it should be mainly on the 'statue' of Principal Wang.With his dean sitting there, who the hell would dare to drink before driving?
It took only an hour to eat a meal, and it was off the table around eight o'clock.
As soon as Yang Kang got up, Li Ming passed by. He didn't say a word to him all night, so it's impossible to just let it go.He put in so much effort, Raba came with a large group of people, not just to chat about the past.
"Yang Kang, let's talk." Li Ming left Chen Xiaowei next to Yang Kang and continued: "Find a place where no one is around, okay?"
As soon as these words came out, Chen Xiaowei was unhappy. He rolled his eyes and remained silent.
Yang Kang actually smiled, put his arms around his shoulders, and whispered, "It doesn't look like it."
These words are too unpaternal, and the whole fool is alive and well.
As soon as Chen Xiaowei raised his eyebrows, he became proud.
Standing in front of them, Li Ming's face froze, and he struggled for a long time before he smiled, "How is it? Yang Kang."
Only then did Yang Kang face him, expressionless, and shook his head, "Li Ming, don't make everyone look bad."
The meaning of this is very clear. He had already said that he had no relationship with Li Ming before. Now that Li Ming moved out Fatty Jin and Lao Wang, he was a little embarrassed, and finally compromised, but he couldn't hold back the anger and anxiety in his heart.
Until, Chen Xiaowei opened the door.
——At that moment, he thought, why is this kid so rare!
Li Ming didn't expect Yang Kang to be so lenient, it took only a second, he recovered, "OK, see you then."
After speaking, Li Ming turned around and pulled off his coat and left.
Looking at his back, Chen Xiaowei raised his neck and leaned close to Yang Kang's cheek, "I hate him."
Yang Kang smiled, "I know."
"I used to admire him a lot."
Yang Kang wisely did not answer.
Chen Xiaowei continued: "But after I really got to know him, I found that he is nothing but rubbish."
"You know him?" Yang Kang said, stretched out his hand to part Chen Xiaowei's forehead hair, and stroked down along his hairline.
"I just don't have the time."
Saying that, Chen Xiaowei turned his head, kissed Yang Kang's lips, bit his lips, and still did not forget to seduce him: "At that time, I would like to do something interesting with you."
"Interesting thing?" Yang Kang stuck out his tongue and licked Chen Xiaowei's teeth.
This time, Chen Xiaowei froze.
—Damn it, he's hard.
Yang Kang grabbed the back of his head and kissed him, and he was powerless and could only rely on Yang Kang.He kept twisting his body, not forgetting to push against Yang Kang's body.
That's really nasty.
Yang Kang kissed fiercely, he didn't even want to stop here, but he had to stop, panting heavily, he pushed Chen Xiaowei away, "Be good, be good, wait a minute."
What's the situation now?
—— Desire is burned.
Chen Xiaowei couldn't hear at all, so he hugged Yang Kang's neck and continued.
"Okay, baby." Yang Kang directly stretched out two hands to hug him, and pressed his head to his chest, "We have to go home."
After calming down for several minutes, Chen Xiaowei gave a muffled answer, "Well, go home."
After finishing speaking, he bit Yang Kang's chest hard.
And the price of this blow was that Chen Xiaowei's butt was almost crushed.
Until he got home and waited at the elevator entrance, Chen Xiaowei was still complaining, "Brother, you almost used too much force, like a sex-sex maniac. I will take a closer look at it when I get home, it must be blue."
"Don't doubt your fat layer, it can withstand it." Yang Kang smiled and slapped his ass.
"Oh--"
The pained Chen Xiaowei clutched his butt and jumped away. He opened his mouth wide and complained, "Are you a pervert?!"
"yes." Yang Kang tilted his head, his eyes narrowed with a smile, when the elevator arrived, there was no one in it.Yang Kang walked in first, and as soon as Chen Xiaowei entered, he pushed him against the door and kissed him hard, "Do you like it?"
Chen Xiaowei was numb all over from being kissed, and his back could not straighten up. The person who should have softened up, but he blinked his eyes provocatively, "I like fiercer ones!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Yang Kang pulled him into the elevator.
☆, 15
The distance of five floors does not take much time.
Almost in the blink of an eye, the elevator arrived.
As soon as he got out of the elevator, Yang Kang pushed Chen Xiaowei against the wall and kissed him.This kiss was like a fire, and the two of them wanted to take off all their clothes immediately.
It was too hot.
"Ha ha……"
An impatient gasp sounded in the passage, Chen Xiaowei held Yang Kang's head and let him lick his Adam's apple.It was an irresistible pleasure, more terrifying than being touched by electricity.
"Oh—I've been standing there for 2 minutes."
And all of this was broken by Li Xiaodong standing at the door of their house.
Yang Kang let go of Chen Xiaowei and backed away.
Chen Xiaowei was completely angry, and even jumped up, "Why? Li Xiaodong, are you crazy? Why the hell are you standing there?"
"I've been waiting for you at your door since seven o'clock." After speaking, Li Xiaodong looked at his watch, "It's almost nine o'clock now."
"There are still 10 minutes." Chen Xiaowei also looked at his watch, and immediately refuted.
"Okay. Then, do you have time now?" Li Xiaodong swallowed his saliva and asked pretending to be calm.
You know, his normal reaction in this situation should be to jump and rush over to clean up the boldly intimacy scene in front of them—the daring guy who knows his life and death.
However, there happened to be a teacher Yang Kangyang inside, and Li Xiaodong was a little weak, and his neck shrank half an inch.
"Thanks to your old man, I...he has plenty of time now!!!"
The frenzied Chen Xiaowei came in front of Li Xiaodong, pressed against his ear and said viciously: "You better have some damn reason, otherwise I will block the door of your house and make the tax bureau shit and pee at home every day!"
"..."
After handing over his backpack to Yang Kang, Chen Xiaowei followed Li Xiaodong to his house.
The main reason was that Li Xiaodong was acting neurotic and didn't really want to enter his house, so Chen Xiaowei had no choice but to follow him.
As soon as he entered the door, the Tax Bureau rushed over, frantically wagging its tail, and licked it as soon as Chen Xiaowei picked it up.
"Oh—my husband just kissed me." Chen Xiaowei immediately put down the tax bureau in disgust.
"Is there a difference?" Li Xiaodong gave Chen Xiaowei a drink.
"For you, is there a difference between a husband and a dog?" Chen Xiaowei threw the question back to Li Xiaodong.
Li Xiaodong's reaction was a bit slow, maybe because he was out of shape, he took a while before replying, "There is a difference."
Hearing this, Chen Xiaowei pulled Li Xiaodong to have a look, and saw that his expression was really not right.He immediately put on a serious expression, "Hey, Li Xiaodong, what happened to you?"
Li Xiaodong was obviously a little guilty, his eyes flicked left and right, but he didn't want to look at Chen Xiaowei.
"I went to the scene of your play today, and I didn't see you, where did you go?" Chen Xiaowei immediately remembered what happened during the day, "By the way, also, the play they are shooting now is a bit different from what you wrote ah."
Li Xiaodong nodded after hearing this, "I know, I agree."
"Why?" Chen Xiaowei was puzzled, this was not like Li Xiaodong's style.
Li Xiaodong lowered his head, seemingly indifferently said: "This is also one of the requirements they agreed to let Little Sunshine act."
"One of the requests?" Chen Xiaowei immediately stood up, with his hips akimbo asked, "What the hell did you promise?"
When Li Xiaodong heard this, he covered his face.Obviously ashamed.
"I should have thought about it earlier." Chen Xiaowei looked like he hated iron and steel, "What else is there in your world other than a little bitch? Writing novels is also for the convenience of wanting to erotic him!"
"Am I so fucking dirty?" Li Xiaodong couldn't listen anymore.
Chen Xiaowei snorted coldly, "You have all the nastier ones, but to have someone change your work like that, you're giving me a fucking face!"
"Chen Xiaowei!!!" Li Xiaodong also stood up abruptly, and turned to Chen Xiaowei, "You try to say another foul language?"
"What? You fucking want to fuck me?" Chen Xiaowei became angry and asked with his chin raised in dissatisfaction.
Li Xiaodong pointed at him, and said viciously: "I'll go find your mother's mother!"
After finishing speaking, he pushed Chen Xiaowei away and went to the door.
"Hey hey hey - you are going to die, you!" Chen Xiaowei reacted as soon as he was pushed away, hugged Li Xiaodong and pressed him on the sofa, pinched his neck and shouted: "You fucking shameless? Catch him!" I will tell the parents, can we still play together?"
"——Let go, let go, you fucking let go of me!" Li Xiaodong was pinched uncomfortably, and he mustered all his strength to push Chen Xiaowei away, "You are too ruthless!"
Chen Xiaowei glanced at him disdainfully, "I am cruel to you!"
Li Xiaodong burst out laughing immediately, pulled Chen Xiaowei to his side, leaned on his arm and said with a smile, "It's so nice of you two."
"Nonsense." As soon as Chen Xiaowei retracted his arms, Li Xiaodong's head fell down.
"Hey, I almost hit my head." Li Xiaodong complained while touching his head, "You can't even lean on it?"
"In ancient times, men and women had different seats at the age of seven. You still want to rely on me, what if I am eliminated because of this?"
Li Xiaodong, who was stunned by Chen Xiaowei's pretentious appearance, sighed, "Are you a woman?"
"My partner is a man, what do you think?"
Chen Xiaowei just said this with his chin raised, which immediately confused Li Xiaodong.After Li Xiaodong slowed down, he gritted his teeth and pointed at Chen Xiaowei and scolded: "You are so fucking shameless!"
Immediately, Chen Xiaowei was like a cobra controlled by an old Indian man with music, elongating his neck and shaking from side to side proudly.
After 2 minutes of being unsatisfied, Chen Xiaowei remembered the business: "Hey, it seems that we have missed the topic."
Li Xiaodong nodded, "Yes."
"Then tell me." Chen Xiaowei nudged Li Xiaodong with his elbow, signaling him to tell the truth.
Li Xiaodong took a few deep breaths, tensed like a stretched spring, rubbing his hands back and forth, and when Chen Xiaowei was getting impatient, he said suddenly: "I...I slept with him again today. .”
"he?"
"Bingbing."
"I guessed it." Chen Xiaowei remembered that the little girl walked naturally on two legs, and didn't want to be kicked.He couldn't help being curious, and asked again: "Time, place."
"I'm going to the studio in the morning, and he's waiting for me there." Li Xiaodong said, exhaled again, took a while, and continued, "I originally planned to make it clear to him, but..."
"It's so slutty during the day, you really have enough time." Chen Xiaowei didn't hold back his mouth.
When Li Xiaodong heard this, he became a little angry, and raised his head to face him, "I can't blame it, he seduced me."
Chen Xiaowei raised the corners of his mouth, giving him a sarcasm smile, "You really look like a fucking bastard now."
"I tried to refuse!" Li Xiaodong tried to explain.
"uh-huh."
"I tried not to go in!" Li Xiaodong held back for a long time before saying it.
Immediately, Chen Xiaowei burst out laughing, hahaha laughing, laughing unsteadily, totally out of shape.When his stomach hurt from laughing, he tried his best to suppress it, and said to Li Xiaodong: "Your words are like telling a normal man to say to a beautiful girl, 'Hey, sister, come to my house to see my new electric massage chair.' —what a fucking idiot."
"I know."
"I know what you are talking about?" Chen Xiaowei couldn't understand his thinking at all, and was extremely disdainful, "You look like you came back from a big meal and cried in front of me that you wanted to spend money to eat a grouper, but God But a crucian carp was given away for free. You boiled soup with it and drank it, but you still felt that it was not enough to stuff your teeth and taste, and you regretted it."
Li Xiaodong was stunned by these words.
Chen Xiaowei stood up again as he spoke. He stared at Li Xiaodong with staring eyes, "Li Xiaodong, let me tell you, you are a typical example of pushing your nose on your face! You are shameless, cheap, you, would you like it?" , just don’t-eat! Isn’t this the end?! You ate all the food, and ran in front of me to dig out your heart and lungs like God’s confession. Are you interested? Say someone seduced you, you Chicken X doesn't itch, can someone force you to eat it?!"
Hearing this, Li Xiaodong wanted to defend himself, but was blocked by Chen Xiaowei's hand.
"Can you find the problem from yourself! With your consciousness, you deserve to be single for 30 years! If you want me to say, that little crucian carp is also blind and has a crush on you! Li Xiaodong, let me tell you, if you really This attitude, tomorrow, tomorrow, I will make it clear to him. I will follow you when I ask for leave, you must make it clear to others! It’s shameless to take advantage of it for nothing, I fucking look down on you!"
Li Xiaodong was ashamed by Chen Xiaowei's scolding, his heart was trembling, but he felt aggrieved, so he whispered back, "...I have persisted for 30 years, if not—"
"What if?"
Li Xiaodong was shocked by the roar and was startled.
If it weren't for... the scene of seeing Bingbing during the day suddenly appeared in Li Xiaodong's mind, and any of his movements, such as licking his hair, biting his lips, stroking his forehead, and touching his ears, seemed to him to be a tease '.Even the earrings he used to adorn them were so coquettish that he couldn't help but catch his breath.
Until they arrived at the hotel, the room that was originally planned to be used for talking was changed.
When it was all over, he felt himself sinking into self-loathing.He felt like a carnivore who suddenly broke the seal and jumped into this world of flesh-and-desire, full of red dust, completely unable to extricate himself.
Li Xiaodong nodded, and finally admitted his mistake, "Well, I was wrong too."
"What's wrong with you?" Chen Xiaowei had a hellish expression, "What's wrong with you two single dogs having sex?"
After finishing speaking, Chen Xiaowei hurriedly asked, "Is he not interested?"
"No, no."
"Then what did you do wrong?"
"Didn't your mother keep yelling that I was wrong?" Li Xiaodong was confused again.
Chen Xiaowei directly poked Li Xiaodong's forehead, "I said you are wrong, it's your thoughts and your attitude that are wrong. You have sex with someone, and when you're done, I trample on others. Does this look like a man? Obviously you are defending yourself. Can't stop, no morals, why blame the little soldiers?!"
"Small soldiers?"
"The only thing that can fall in love with you is that you are young and ignorant and blind."
"Then you are wrong, he is not the kind of person you think at all." Li Xiaodong rolled his eyes, stood up, he tried to use his hands to draw a curve, and asked Chen Xiaowei slyly, "Do you understand? "
"...I understand your mother, you are sick."
"He's—he's so fucking hot. As soon as I lay down on him, he's like a snake, the estrus kind, and he can't move at all. When I touch him—"
"I'm not interested in your..." Chen Xiaowei stopped him.
"Well, I'm not interested in talking about my bed affairs either."
"and then?"
"...Don't you understand? I can't resist him at all, oh, God, I was taken down by his mother." Li Xiaodong opened his eyes wide, still in disbelief, "If you don't care about your heart, What the hell is this?! Brother, I feel like I can't take it anymore. Really, I will surrender sooner or later. Chen Xiaowei, you have to help me. Really, I need to get along with each other emotionally. "
"Haven't you heard? If you do more, there will be love between you." Chen Xiaowei winked at Li Xiaodong.
Li Xiaodong sighed, shook his head, with an expression that you don't understand, "That's not sex, that's shit."
"A Fifty Shades of Grey classic."
"Chen Xiaowei, you understand what I mean, I don't want to get into such an embarrassing relationship." Li Xiaodong held his forehead and felt a little depressed.
"But you say you can't control yourself?"
"I've been trying to say no, but what you said keeps coming back to my mind, for example, I can find him to practice skills. Well, I know, I'm an asshole. But what should I do? I can't stand him when he moves, just fucking Fuck him, I wanted to press him under my crotch and let him give it to me when I was driving—well, you understand.” The more Li Xiaodong spoke, the more excited he became, until finally, he withdrew his emotions.
"I know."
"Then what should I do?" Li Xiaodong looked at Chen Xiaowei with hopeful eyes.
Chen Xiaowei shrugged and shook his head, "I don't know."
Li Xiaodong was disappointed.
Chen Xiaowei hurriedly said again: "Oh, brother, your situation is too complicated. I mean, you have a heart in your heart, and there is a kidney in your side, but you want to have a heart and a kidney. What is the reality? , and there is no good thing to do both, so - choose one of the two."
Li Xiaodong bent down and looked at Chen Xiaowei for a long time, then parted his mouth and snorted coldly, "You fucking nonsense!"
"Then what else can you do? Oh, let you have a platonic love affair with the little girl while playing Xiao Bing Bing, so you will be satisfied?" Chen Xiaowei pushed Li Xiaodong away, "Dream! You! Don’t even think about such a good thing! Even your IQ can’t handle it! Listen to me, you’ll either stop the seven-year war of resistance, or you’ll have a good time with the little crucian carp.”
"...Isn't that the same meaning?" Li Xiaodong reacted for a while.
"Ah, no matter how you look at it, the little crucian carp is your official mate." Chen Xiaowei said frankly.
Li Xiaodong glanced at him, and suddenly said something meaningful, "Seven years, brother, how many seven years are there in life? I have been away for seven years! If you let me go now, I will die with you!" What's the difference?"
"OK, let's break up with the little crucian carp."
"...He is my first man, well, he has to be responsible to me." Li Xiaodong said, lowering his head, extremely ashamed.
( ̄_, ̄)→Chen Xiaowei was completely defeated by No Lower Limit.
☆, 16
Chen Xiaowei, who had wasted so much saliva after talking for a long time, understood that now, Li Xiaodong is dual-purpose, so he wished he could have an extra 'leg' to prove his powerful hormonal charm.
"Look, isn't brother unstoppable?"
Chen Xiaowei really couldn't bear to look directly at him in such a state of embarrassment, "You can do it, I performed a heart surgery on myself, and divided it into two halves. ah?"
"Fuck your uncle!"
"Hey, in the future, if you plan to return to human society, you have to give yourself two more knives and a few more stitches."
"You can just find my uncle, just pull it casually, and I will immediately-dangdang!" Li Xiaodong was completely insane at this time when Monkey King was alive. It's fragrant. When you settle down in the future, once you settle down, won't it be over?"
"No? Isn't your uncle a veterinarian?"
"He often ligatures and ties animals, and a few stitches can still cover them."
"Li Xiaodong, look at you now?! You are so beautiful!"
"Isn't that right?" Li Xiaodong, who was so frightened that he hadn't played anymore, stepped on the coffee table directly.
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