sweet love again

The sun will not appear in person, but has a professional naked substitute; for another example, as Chen Xiaowei, who has been missing his little friend and has become sick, he desperately pretended to be an idiot. Response'; again, the notorious Li Ming did not foresee that Yang Kang had actually blocked his phone.

So, that afternoon, Chen Xiaowei left the set with Little Sun Lin Xiao.

"Ooh, stop it! Stop it!"

All of a sudden, Chen Xiaowei, who seemed to have been beaten to death, stopped the driver, and looked at Lin Xiao like a complete bastard, "Did you see it?"

"What?" Lin Xiao was at a loss.

"Watermelons! Watermelons all over the place!" With an exaggerated expression, Chen Xiaowei pointed at the watermelon fields by the roadside and danced. "I'll go down and steal two. You guys are waiting here!"

steal?

Before Lin Xiao came back to his senses, Chen Xiaowei, who looked like a rocket, rushed down.Then, he quickly got into the car with two watermelons in his arms.

"Is it big?" Chen Xiaowei smiled and stuffed a watermelon for Lin Xiao, "Brother, I don't hold grudges, I'll give you one."

Another thing, Chen Xiaowei plans to go home and share with the head of the family.

Lin Xiao, who was holding the big watermelon, was taken aback for a moment, then looked at Chen Xiaowei.It seemed that the series of actions just now made the big boy in front of him sweat all over, and mixed with the scent of green grass and earth, it entered Lin Xiao's nose.He sniffled, then raised the corners of his mouth, "You still hold grudges!"

"Fuck - you hit me twice - hastily, drive quickly, master, drive quickly!!!" Chen Xiaowei, who was about to refute Lin Xiao, suddenly caught a glimpse of the farmer uncle running behind him, and hurriedly urged the driver to drive.

And how could Lin Xiao, who debuted as an idol, agree to such a thing?

Specifically, of course, his assistant.

The assistant lady stopped the car, got out of the car and negotiated with the farmer uncle.In the end, I paid my uncle two hundred yuan as compensation, and settled the matter.

"Two melons, you just gave me two hundred! The money must be burned." The shameless Chen Xiaowei made sarcastic remarks.

Immediately, Lin Xiao, who was full of laughter, immediately returned, "Then why don't you go down and get some more?"

"Is it okay?" Chen Xiaowei, who was shocked all over, rushed over immediately.

"..." Lin Xiao, who was originally intimidated by the other party but was perfectly intimidated by the other party, could only roll his eyes and ignored Chen Xiaowei.

Along the way, Chen Xiaowei praised Li Xiaodong with what he had learned all his life, trying to create a perfect and perfect man.It wasn't until the car reached the city center that Lin Xiao interrupted him, "Are you gay?"

Chen Xiaowei froze for a moment, then nodded, "Brother is not bad."

"Me too." Lin Xiao said with the corners of his mouth hooked and smiled like a fox.

"..." Chen Xiaowei blinked desperately, as if he didn't expect happiness to come so suddenly, he licked his dry lips, and asked with difficulty, "Are you single?"

"Ah."

Taking a deep breath, Chen Xiaowei continued, "Then Li—"

"I like you like this." Once again, Lin Xiao released a blockbuster.He raised his lips slightly, raised his eyebrows, and asked Chen Xiaowei silently.

Oh, myladygaga.

Chen Xiaowei moved back, with an expression of disbelief.

"You always try to attract my attention, and you even found a shield for yourself. Such a cute person, I suddenly have the urge to fall in love." Lin Xiao approached Chen Xiaowei while talking, "How is it?"

Mom told us not to talk to strangers lightly, and that was true.Chen Xiaowei was on the verge of crying.He blinked. "Are you kidding me, buddy."

Lin Xiao smiled, he backed away, pointed out the window, "Your home is here."

Chen Xiaowei immediately picked up his watermelon, hesitated for a while, and turned to Lin Xiao, "I have already used up my pocket money for this month, so I won't give you the 100 yuan for watermelon."

After speaking, he jumped out immediately.

After a long time, Lin Xiao's belly laugh came from inside the car, "Hahahaha..."

"Are you bullying the kids again?" the assistant sighed helplessly.

Lin Xiao asked with a smile, "Do I look gay?"

"Doesn't it mean that there is some kind of magnetic field between comrades?"

"Then I have been exposed?" Lin Xiao said, laughing again.

"..." The assistant shrugged and did not answer.

But the nanny car that had already left did not see Chen Xiaowei, who was holding a watermelon, getting into the black car that had just arrived at the gate of the community.

"Where did you come from?" Yang Kang had just finished a lecture, and when he arrived at the door, he saw Chen Xiaowei, who was holding a watermelon and was dirty.Yang Kang in a suit and leather shoes brushed Chen Xiaowei aside, "Good boy, wash your clothes yourself when you go home."

"Oh, no!" Chen Xiaowei exploded, "You can't do this to me, brother. You see, I'm all for you. Look at this, this big watermelon."

As he spoke, Chen Xiaowei lifted the watermelon in his arms to Yang Kang.

Yang Kang, who had already driven to the bottom of the parking lot, directly pushed Chen Xiaowei's hand away, "Again, don't block me while I'm driving, it's very dangerous."

After reversing the car, Yang Kang loosened his seat belt and turned to Chen Xiaowei, "Remember."

"En." Chen Xiaowei, who had transformed into a little rabbit, replied in a low voice.

"Didn't you go to the set with Li Xiaodong today?" Yang Kang took the big watermelon from Chen Xiaowei's arms.

"Yeah." Chen Xiaowei, who got out of the car, rushed to Yang Kang's side, and said in a low voice, "I met Li Ming there today, hey, that's enough, he kept talking to me, and then I started talking to my friends first." Let's go. Passing by the watermelon shed, I bought two, and I took one."

Bought two, Chen Xiaowei said calmly.

"Where did you get the money?" Yang Kang asked as he walked into the elevator.

Chen Xiaowei flinched immediately, and then answered bravely, "My friend is rich."

"Which friend?"

"It's the leading actor of this play, Xiao, Lin Xiao." Fortunately, he changed his words quickly, otherwise his mouth would be torn apart.Chen Xiaowei secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Yang Kang frowned, "Give you a melon when we met for the first time?"

"One hundred and one!" After speaking, Chen Xiaowei got excited, "It's too dark, and the supermarket only has 25 at most."

"Then you still buy it?"

"That's what I bought! Isn't it—"

Yang Kang turned his head and looked at Chen Xiaowei who had already realized that he had slipped up.

"I... didn't think about it, you know, brother, I'm not that kind of person." Chen Xiaowei hurried forward and took out the key to open the door, put the slippers at Yang Kang's feet.

"Honestly speaking." After putting on his slippers, Yang Kang lowered his head and kissed the corner of Chen Xiaowei's mouth, "Dare you try to lie?"

Mom told us to be honest kids, and it was true.

Chen Xiaowei pursed his lips, stood at the entrance, and explained the whole process of getting out of the car and stealing melons until he was discovered, and he had no money to ask his friends to pay for compensation.

"Chen Xiaowei, you really look good on me!" Yang Kang had already cut up the watermelon and put it on the plate. He held the plate and pointed at Chen Xiaowei at the door, "Just stand there."

"I was wrong, brother." The shameless Chen Xiaowei immediately began to admit his mistake.

Yang Kang shook his head, "Stand, don't move."

"... How long are you going to stand?" Chen Xiaowei sniffled, looking aggrieved.

Yang Kang raised his eyebrows and didn't answer. He just picked up the watermelon on the plate and started to eat it.Seedless watermelon is easy to eat.Soon, Yang Kang finished a plate.Later, Yang Kang entered the kitchen again, and Chen Xiaowei heard the sound of a knife cutting watermelon.

Chen Xiaowei looked at Yang Kang who appeared in front of him, "This is corporal punishment."

"Well, I admit it." Yang Kang admitted frankly while eating the watermelon.

"You are domestic violence."

"Well, that's right." Two or three bites a piece, Yang Kang, who has always loved watermelon, couldn't stop at all.

"...you are too bad."

Finally, the unbearable Chen Xiaowei rushed over and snatched the plate from Yang Kang's hand.

As a patriarch who loves his wife, Yang Kang still fails to grasp his position in front of big right and wrong.He let Chen Xiaowei finish the watermelon on the plate, and then beckoned Chen Xiaowei to come to him.

"Use the word steal to make a sentence." Yang Kang sat on the sofa, crossed his legs and folded his arms, looking like a teacher.

"..." Chen Xiaowei kept his mouth shut and didn't speak. He just stood in front of the sofa with his hands behind his back, but his face started to turn red.

"Chen Xiaowei." When Yang Kang called out, Chen Xiaowei's heart tightened immediately.Yang Kang's expression was very serious, "Do you think I shouldn't blame you for today's behavior?"

Chen Xiaowei shook his head, desperately.

"Then why don't you talk?"

Chen Xiaowei blinked and closed his eyes, he was already sad, and after a while he said quietly, "Brother..."

Yang Kang continued: "You use stealing to make a sentence. If you make a good sentence, today's affairs will be over."

"...I shouldn't have stolen those two watermelons today." Chen Xiaowei was so wronged that he wanted to cry. He raised his head and kept repeating, "I shouldn't have stolen those two watermelons today. I shouldn't have stolen those two watermelons today." Steal those two watermelons, I shouldn't have stolen them today..."

Chen Xiaowei, who is already 28 years old, does not look like a man in his [-]s anyway.The most important reason is naturally because of Yang Kang's love to the bone.The tolerance like the sea makes Chen Xiaowei happy and at ease like an amusement park even in a place where ghosts and snakes cannibalize people.Many times, Yang Kang would get headaches from Chen Xiaowei's various "bad things". He even wondered whether he had found a lover or a child.

He looked at Chen Xiaowei whose eyes were gradually turning red, and finally stretched out his hand to beckon him.Immediately, Chen Xiaowei fell into his arms.Then, like a big dog, he hugged him tightly, making him unable to move.Yang Kang patted Chen Xiaowei's back again and again, and then kissed the tip of his ear, "You are always like a child."

"...I was originally." Chen Xiaowei, sniffling, held Yang Kang tightly and did not let go.

"So you just steal?" Yang Kang still patted Chen Xiaowei on the back.

"...I didn't think about it that much." Chen Xiaowei buried his face on Yang Kang's shoulder, and said in a muffled voice, "I was just happy for a while."

"Find excuses for doing something wrong?" Yang Kang stopped patting his hands.

Shaking his head, shaking his head desperately, Chen Xiaowei replied: "I thought you would like to eat at that time...so, I didn't think about anything else."

The answer, for a person with a lot of rhetoric, would be, 'I love you, everything in my life is about you' or, 'The best thing I can do for you is Letting you know that I love you all the time' will undoubtedly touch the hearts of the people.

Sighing deeply, Yang Kang forcefully lifted Chen Xiaowei's chin, and he looked at the big boy in front of him.

The former ethics and morality stood between them, one student and one teacher.It was Chen Xiaowei who took the first step. He was like a huge canine animal, full of stupidity, but when he met Yang Kang, he was full of hormones of a beast in heat.He downplayed all the obstacles between them, and only offered the strongest love with both hands.

When Yang Kang watched Natsume Soseki translate 'ILOVEYOU' into 'tonight the moonlight is very good', he thought that love should be so reserved, you can keep silent forever if you don't say it, and don't insist if you can let go.But after that rain, Yang Kang discovered that love has nothing to do with reserve.It is menacing and like rushing to the sea, the correct solution is to face it head-on.

☆, 9

Because of the crime of two watermelons, Chen Xiaowei was stuck at home on a rare weekend.Well, it's mainly those two eyes that are swollen and swollen like goldfish eyes from crying.So during the day, the arrogant Chen Xiaowei hummed left and right at home looking for "sense of existence".

"Are you ready? I'm going to starve to death! I'm going to starve to death!" Chen Xiaowei, with his legs crossed, yelled like a second uncle.

Yang Kang, who turned into a black deacon with glasses, immediately ran out of the kitchen after hearing the sound, "Good boy, it will be ready soon."

After finishing speaking, Yang Kang bowed his head and kissed Chen Xiaowei, and then stretched out his hand to pinch his cheek, "Be obedient, huh?"

"... Woo." The pinched Chen Xiaowei could only make a single sound, expressing that he would be obedient.

Immediately, Yang Kang let go, he gave Chen Xiaowei another sip, and turned back to the kitchen.

Seeing Yang Kang leaving, Chen Xiaowei covered his mouth and laughed lowly.

This appearance is really unbearable to look at directly, how wretched and wretched it is.

After laughing for a while, Chen Xiaowei noticed a miniature thorn ball on the coffee table in front of him. When Yang Kang just brought this thorn ball back, Chen Xiaowei stared at it with his chin in his hand every day.

Yang Kang watched it for a few days and asked him puzzled, 'Hey, what are you doing? '

'Look at the crystallization of our love. '

The crystallization of love? !

A ball of thorns no bigger than a palm...

Yang Kang didn't want to say any more, he could only cover his forehead and left silently.

Then, under Chen Xiaowei's daily watering and care, their "love crystallization" began to emit a strange smell.Chen Xiaowei wrinkled his nose, "Brother, come here, come and smell." '

When Yang Kang came to smell it, he also found this strange smell.

Chen Xiaowei got excited right away, 'Yes, brother, I'll just say it's interesting. '

Yang Kang was so excited that he didn't know what to say.

'Let's, this crystallization, is it going to... give birth? ' Chen Xiaowei asked in a low voice, lying on Yang Kang's shoulder.

...What happened?Yang Kang was puzzled.

'Can't you? Chen Xiaowei obviously also noticed Yang Kang's expression, and asked immediately.

Immediately afterwards, Chen Xiaowei slid off Yang Kang's body neatly and got close to the prickly ball, fiddled with his fingers back and forth.It's just that, probably, the strength is not well controlled.

'Kachi' passed through the void.

Spike ball - broken.

broken.

"Brother, brother, look, look, it—" Chen Xiaowei was completely dazed, pointing at the thorn ball broken in two with a silly expression.

Yang Kang looked at it, and then he realized that the strange smell before was the smell of rotten roots of the thorn ball.Perhaps because of the daily watering, the vigorous thorn ball has not lived for more than a month.

Seeing that Yang Kang didn't answer, Chen Xiaowei shrugged his shoulders, and gently planted the thorn ball back.

"Don't—" Yang Kang grabbed Chen Xiaowei's hand as soon as he saw it.

The thorn ball is full of thorns.

It's just that Yang Kang was still one step too late, Chen Xiaowei's hand had already been stabbed.But he didn't seem to notice, he just looked up at Yang Kang and smiled, 'Look, brother, it's ready. '

No one is better than Chen Xiaowei.

This fact has been recognized by many people.

But at this moment, Yang Kang cursed again in his heart; you bastard.

Then, he pulled Chen Xiaowei over and pressed him to the floor, and kissed him hard.The first thing he kissed was the protruding Adam's apple on Chen Xiaowei's neck, which was sexy and provocative.He kissed so that Chen Xiaowei groaned weakly and seductively, straightened his body, Yang Kang narrowed his eyes, he looked at the big boy under him, lowered his head again and slowly leaned over, holding Chen Xiaowei's lips.

In an instant, Chen Xiaowei whimpered, and immediately grabbed Yang Kang's back with both hands.

Wanton obscenity-playing, repeated licking-fucking, it seems that Chen Xiaowei will suffocate to death after a while.

And after this day-long prostitution, the thorn ball no longer had a strange smell.

Chen Xiaowei was curious and puzzled, always asking Yang Kang, what's going on?

And Yang Kang will never tell him the truth, he just keeps kissing him.

"The crystallization of our love is really getting stronger and stronger." Chen Xiaowei ran to the door of the kitchen, crossed his arms, and watched Yang Kang busy like a landlord inspecting, "Brother, let's make five or six dishes tonight." Come on, I can’t eat too much.”

Yang Kang, who was peeling cucumbers, was taken aback for a moment, then turned his head to look at the landlord, "I'm really afraid that one day I will raise you so badly that you will be dragged to an exhibition."

"Brother, you hurt my heart too much, you just ate a few plates of meat, why are you turning a corner and saying that I... swell?"

"Swollen?" Yang Kang smiled, "Where did you learn the word?"

"What's wrong? Isn't it right?"

"Use it correctly." Yang Kang couldn't stop laughing while cutting cucumbers.

When Chen Xiaowei saw it, he was about to refute when he heard Yang Kang's cell phone rang in the living room.He immediately ran over and handed the phone to Yang Kang, "Brother, it's Chen Yao, a gambler."

Chen Yao, Yang Kang's colleague, a professor at a vocational university, and the god of sideline mahjong.

"He definitely wants to play mahjong with you again." Chen Xiaowei unhappily dialed the phone to Yang Kang's ear.

Sure enough, I heard Chen Yao over there say that he has already made an appointment with some friends, and he is too lazy to spend the weekend today, so he asked Yang Kang to play a role.As soon as Chen Xiaowei heard it, he winked in various ways, and his eyes were full of threats: Brother, if you dare to go, I will die for you!

"I have something to do. I can't come. You can call someone else."

Seeing Chen Xiaowei's appearance, Yang Kang couldn't help laughing, and while controlling him, he rejected Chen Yao.After the two talked a few words, Yang Kang signaled Chen Xiaowei to hang up the phone.

"Brother, I really love you, really, you are simply amazing. I knew it, we can survive the war of resistance for eight years, what is this? Come and kiss, brother." The happy Chen Xiaowei hugged Looking at Yang Kang, he kissed endlessly, not letting go of every corner of his face.

When Chen Xiaowei let go, Yang Kang opened his slightly wet eyes, and said with a smile, "If I eat you before eating, you will definitely make trouble. Be good, let's eat first, and I will feed you well later."

After finishing speaking, Yang Kang bit the tip of Chen Xiaowei's ear.

"Hmph." Chen Xiaowei raised his chin, meaning: See how the master feels.

When Chen Xiaowei and Yang Kang were dating, Yang Kang was often played mahjong by Chen Yao and his colleagues in his spare time.Fixed angle, back and forth is not tired.Although Yang Kang has a high IQ, his gambling luck is not good. He loses nine out of ten bets, but he doesn't lose much each time.He has a good attitude, so he just spends some money to waste time, and he also spends time with friends.

Later, when Chen Xiaowei became unhappy because of playing mahjong, the two talked.

"Brother, you are gambling, do you know that?"

Yang Kang laughed at that time, "I know."

Chen Xiaowei crossed his hips, "Are you still a university professor?! Did you know that you would be arrested?!"

"I'm not afraid. In case I'm sentenced, you will give me a widow and give me food." Yang Kang laughed and hugged Chen Xiaowei into his arms, kneading him back and forth with his hands.

"Hey, hey..." Chen Xiaowei, who had been kneaded into a mess, finally broke free, and hurriedly continued his efforts, "Then if you are sentenced to death, I will also make you a widow?... Then I am thankful..."

As soon as he said this, before Yang Kang could clean him up, Chen Xiaowei said again, "Brother, quit gambling, I don't want to be a widow, really, I can't even deliver food, I don't know how to cook! Brother, you are poor Pity me……"

She looks like Mrs. Xianglin's pitiful spirit, but she can't shed tears, which makes people want to laugh.

"Brother, I really don't know how to cook, I beg you, let's stop playing mahjong."

"Ahem..." Yang Kang laughed so hard that he pinched Chen Xiaowei's face when he came back and said, "You talk nonsense every day, are you tired of it?"

"You eat this." Chen Xiaowei slapped Yang Kang's hand away with one hand, and replied proudly.

Yang Kang: "So it's still my fault?"

"What's wrong with this? This is love. My brother loves me." After speaking, Chen Xiaowei lifted Yang Kang's chin and kissed him hard.

After the kiss was over, Yang Kang sighed and said, "I'm looking for my ancestors, I asked for it myself, I should."

Touching Chen Xiaowei's waist, Yang Kang continued, "Quit gambling, quit gambling tomorrow, are you satisfied?"

"satisfy!"

As soon as Chen Xiaowei was happy, he put Yang Kang's hand touching his waist on his buttocks.

This posture is really very clear.

This is the case with the legendary Lord Israel.

From then on, Yang Kang spent his free time studying and 'walking' Chen Xiaowei.

At 12:30, all the dishes are ready, according to Chen Xiaowei's request, five dishes and one soup, three meat and two vegetables.

As far as this meat dish is concerned, there is a story.

Yang Kang has a light taste and prefers vegetarian food, while Chen Xiaowei has a strong taste and loves meat.From the beginning of the cohabitation, Chen Xiaowei, who hadn’t eaten much meat for several days, came home one day and smelled the smell of rotten pig’s feet all over the house. It was the smell of pig’s feet that had been stewed for at least five or six hours. It can absorb a hoof of bone oil.

'Brother, brother is so nice! At that time, Chen Xiaowei threw off his bag and coat and threw himself on Yang Kang, kissing and licking, "Brother, our family finally has stewed meat!"I've been thinking about it for days! '

Wearing an apron, Yang Kang, who was holding a spoon, waited until Chen Xiaowei finished kissing before pulling the corners of his mouth, "Our family eats spaghetti today." '

spaghetti……

noodle! ! !

Chen Xiaowei immediately pushed Yang Kang away, only to see that there were circles of noodles in the soup pot on the stove.

'Where's my trotter? 'Chen Xiaowei turned around and couldn't believe it.

Yang Kang pursed his lips and smiled, pointing to the wall, "I think it should be next door." '

Chen Xiaowei, who had been beaten to pieces, turned and left the kitchen like a ghost who had lost his soul, until the voice behind him said, "Hey, let's go to the next street to eat Shanghai bone pot tonight." '

Big bone pot! ! !

In an instant, Chen Xiaowei, who had returned to his body, yelled. He turned around and threw himself on Yang Kang's body, hugging and rubbing against him, "Brother, brother, brother..."

After shouting several times, he said quietly, 'Can we order another big lobster next to the big bone pot? '

☆, 10

"Alien Beasts from the Milky Way" organized a dinner party on the first day of filming, including Li Xiaodong himself, who thought it was a good opportunity for him to get rid of his virginity.

As soon as the filming of the first sex scene started, Li Xiaodong was stunned. Who was that dried bean sprouts that were as white as a cauliflower? !

The assistant director next to him replied weakly: Lin Xiao's naked substitute.

Naked! ! !

Naked! ! !

……

Li Xiaodong was furious: Why does such a low-budget online drama still have such an unreasonable existence of naked substitutes! ! !

After watching the dried bean sprouts fight against celery tips all afternoon, Li Xiaodong, who was already dead, was instantly activated by the evening dinner and KTV!

More energy than a Snickers bar!

With a back hair, silver glasses, a blue striped T-shirt and skinny pants, this is exactly the Madou from the Paris show!With a shake of his head, Li Xiaodong didn't call for Chen Xiaowei and went with his chest held high.

It's just that he didn't expect that this trip would be like falling leaves all over the ground in autumn without any hint of spring.

On the second day, Sunday, when Chen Xiaowei had had a full lunch and was having sex with the adults in his family, there was an untimely knock on the door.Chen Xiaowei flinched when he saw the cat's eyes, "Damn it, I've seen hell in broad daylight."

As he spoke, Chen Xiaowei opened the door, and immediately, Li Xiaodong with disheveled hair rushed in.As soon as he entered, he sat down on the ground and started howling, "I'm going to kill myself! I'm going to kill myself! I'm going to die! I can't live!"

Chen Xiaowei grabbed the doorknob and stared dumbfounded at Li Xiaodong, who was nine parts ghostly and one part human.

"Hey, close the door." Yang Kang came out of the kitchen and said without changing his expression.

"Oh." Hearing this, Chen Xiaowei closed the door.

Li Xiaodong was taken aback for a moment, then came back to his senses, "Why are you closing the door?"

"It's not good to scare others." Chen Xiaowei left a sentence, and ran to the dining table to help Yang Kang put away the dishes.

"Hey, Chen Xiaowei, what is your family eating today?" Li Xiaodong stood up suddenly, sniffling his nose. Seeing Yang Kang, he immediately pushed back the hair on his forehead and put on a more serious expression, "Mr. Yang, I Come to your house and sit down."

"Have you eaten yet?" Yang Kang nodded.

"No--"

Li Xiaodong was overjoyed immediately, but before he could finish his sentence, Chen Xiaowei blocked his chest, "He is sentient and full of water, what is he eating? Waste!"

"...I am like this now, you still have the heart to treat me like this?" Li Xiaodong grabbed Chen Xiaowei's wrist with his backhand, and asked him with a sad face.

Of course, he originally thought that grabbing the collar would be more suitable for the scene, but considering that a ruthless character is at home, grabbing the wrist is in line with our intellectual status after all.

Chen Xiaowei immediately slapped Li Xiaodong's hand away, with a sullen face, very unhappy, "You can open a dyeing workshop with just a few words, and you can get on your nose and face faster than me. It's really good for you. I'm afraid of tomorrow I'm going to be added to the list of homeless people."

"...Go to hell." The powerless Li Xiaodong could only give Chen Xiaowei a blank look.

"I did a research before." Seeing that Li Xiaodong was so depressed, Chen Xiaowei smiled and pulled him to sit on the sofa. After thinking about it, he raised his head and shouted to Yang Kang who was in the kitchen, "Brother, I'll wash it tonight." Bowl."

"Okay." Yang Kang replied loudly.

"You two don't abuse dogs, can you die?" Li Xiaodong next to him regretted his behavior of sneaking into Chen Xiaowei's house at this moment.

Chen Xiaowei didn't speak, but raised his eyebrows with a lewd smile.

Sighing deeply, Li Xiaodong is really hopeless about this world, "Every good man in this world probably needs a pair of laser glasses. When I have money, I will give each of them one."

Chen Xiaowei: "This joke is so cold."

"...Why did I come to your house?!" Li Xiaodong, who could only cover his face in regret, wailed again.

"Hey, hey, don't interrupt, I will continue to tell you about my research."

"Did I interrupt?" Li Xiaodong asked 'heartbreakingly', wishing he could eat Chen Xiaowei alive.

"Oh, it's me, it's me, don't be angry." Chen Xiaowei burst out laughing when he saw Li Xiaodong getting angry, and he didn't forget to pat Li Xiaodong on the back to comfort him, "Believe me, brother, there are people in this world 50% of the troubles can be solved by a good sleep, and the remaining 50% will be forgotten after waking up."

"Try it, huh?" Chen Xiaowei tried hard to enlarge his eye sockets, trying to make himself look honest and credible.

"Remember when you first came to my house?" Suddenly, Li Xiaodong changed the subject.

Chen Xiaowei nodded, "I remember, what's wrong?"

"You dismembered my Transformers body, and in the end you put the head and arms upside down. When I found out, you turned the end back with a snap in front of me." Li Xiaodong's eyes hung He was blue, and when he said this, he had a nagging look, which made Chen Xiaowei's heart tighten for no reason.Following his words, Chen Xiaowei remembered the scene at that time.

Li Xiaodong continued: "Now, I just fucking want to turn your head around."

As he said that, Li Xiaodong's hand took advantage of Chen Xiaowei's inattention and stroked lightly from the base of his neck.

Suddenly, the hair stood on end.

"You're going to die?!" Chen Xiaowei jumped up from the sofa, jumping stiffly like the big cat seeing the cucumber.

Li Xiaodong raised his head and looked at Chen Xiaowei for a long time, he felt very guilty for looking at Chen Xiaowei.

"What are you doing?" Chen Xiaowei sat back on the sofa tremblingly, sat with his legs crossed, and then hugged the pillow next to him into his arms, pretending to listen to gossip and not be afraid of big things.

"I, I slept with a man." Li Xiaodong deliberated for a long time before turning to Chen Xiaowei, he clenched his fists, his whole face was distorted, "I...is not pure anymore."

In the end, Li Xiaodong's tone became very weak, and his expression became pitiful, "I fucking betrayed my love! I deserve to die!"

"..." Chen Xiaowei blinked, "I don't understand much."

"Yesterday, the crew had dinner, and I went to sing K."

"——Are you crazy? What a fat courage! After listening to your song, is there anyone alive?"

"Go to hell."

"Just kidding, kidding, keep going."

Li Xiaodong continued: "Little Sunshine never came, so they let me play games, and I drank too much without noticing."

"Should be, drinking is a mistake, the ancients have known for thousands of years."

"If you interrupt again, I'll kiss you, believe it or not?"

Chen Xiaowei immediately put a zipper on his mouth.

"I don't know when I got drunk. When I woke up, I was lying in the hotel room... I was holding a man in my arms." Li Xiaodong stopped talking.

...You fucking go on! ! !Chen Xiaowei stared at Li Xiaodong with wide eyes, is it Lin Xiao?Do you have your first condom and lube ready?Nine shallow and one deep, can you?

"Okay, close your eyes." Li Xiaodong waved his hand, "I must have lost my mind at the time, I fucking forgot to turn on the light to see who that man is?"

……Then?

"Then he jumped on me and twisted and twisted, you know, men are very impulsive. In the end, I put him to sleep. I didn't know who he was until this morning?"

--who is he?Chen Xiaowei felt like he was going to suffocate to death.

"Bingbing." After Li Xiaodong finished speaking, he lowered his head, as if he was very ashamed.

"Bingbing? Who?" Chen Xiaowei was stunned. Who is this?Never heard of it?

"Little Sun's naked replacement." In an infinitely resentful tone.

"Naked substitutes?!" Chen Xiaowei shook off the pillow and became excited, "You actually have naked substitutes in this online drama like ghosts and snakes? Isn't that just played by Wang X Wei and the others?"

"How the hell do I know?" Li Xiaodong also yelled, "I am also a victim!"

"...You are so shameless." After a long pause, Chen Xiaowei swallowed this sentence before regaining consciousness.

"Don't fucking think that chickens have no chastity? The world's number one chastity belt protects this thing." As he said, Li Xiaodong stretched out his hand and patted his little brother.

"...You are so reasonable. Then you let that Bingbing be responsible?" Chen Xiaowei laughed loudly after finishing speaking, "Hahahahaha, I can't do it, I can't do it, I am dying of laughter... Yes, let He is in charge, fuck, how the hell is he going to be responsible for this?"

"I didn't come here to be funny." Li Xiaodong let Chen Xiaowei laugh, and when he finished laughing, he asked, "Are you done laughing?"

"No, no... I can't control it, damn—you're so talented!" Chen Xiaowei smiled stumblingly and said, "Hey, a 30-year-old golden virgin, this first time is too precious. I support you, Really, brother, look for him, you must look for him."

For the "little partner" who couldn't straighten his waist with laughter, Li Xiaodong regretted for the [-]th time why he formed the Three Musketeers with him and Liu Xiangdong.It was simply the worst decision of my life.But the matter has come to this point, the bad friend is also considered a cobbler, Li Xiaodong gritted his teeth and endured it.

"I don't want to bother you because I remember the first time I passed away. I came to you because I thought, um, does this count as cheating?" Li Xiaodong asked very anxiously.

"Cheated? Are you in a relationship? With whom?"

"...Little Sunshine." Li Xiaodong's ears turned red like lightning.

"When did it start? Why didn't I know?" Chen Xiaowei was confused, "Hey, no, it was the second time you met yesterday, and you hooked up with him as soon as you talked to him? 666, brother, is it okay. "

"Are you looking for death?"

Chen Xiaowei burst out laughing, "You're sick! You two are not the same farts, what a fool to cheat!"

"I have loved him for seven full years." The past is like wind.

"The seven-year itch, just right, this Bingbing is more practical."

Li Xiaodong gave Chen Xiaowei another white look, "Don't desecrate my love."

"Oh, it's so scary... What should I do? Your body has been desecrated." Chen Xiaowei moved to Li Xiaodong's side so frighteningly cheap, "Pure love, blow, blow... yellow cabbage, in the field Cool..."

...I really want to turn his neck.

Li Xiaodong turned his head, "Tell me, what if he comes to pester me?"

"You're overthinking, brother." Chen Xiaowei suddenly became serious, "Don't expect him to be able to bang bang with the ammunition that has been stored for 30 years—trust me, this is all you can do."

As he spoke, Chen Xiaowei raised his thumb.

"...You fucking ejaculated prematurely!" After thinking for a long time before realizing it, Li Xiaodong immediately pushed away Chen Xiaowei who was beside him, without being polite at all.

"Hahahaha...premature ejaculation is better than impotence. Really, think about it, did you go in there?"

"Where's your lord?" Li Xiaodong suddenly looked around.

"Why?" Chen Xiaowei became nervous.

"You owe too much, I can't clean up