sweet love again

Chen Xiaowei and Li Xiaodong thought that they would have to take a stroll for dinner to be worthy of today's full meal.Coincidentally, as soon as I walked to the place dedicated to dancing baba dances, I ran into an acquaintance.

It was a female, with a pretty face and a curvaceous figure.However, in view of "same-sex repulsion", this person and Chen Xiaowei have a story to tell.Of course, it's not a good story.

Chen Xiaowei remembered that when he first met the girl in front of him, oh my god.He finally found a classic beauty who was even better than Lin Daiyu and Jia Baoyu.

The girl is an errand in the community hospital.Well, poor teeth.

At that time, Chen Xiaowei ate too much sugar cane.The whole cheek was in severe pain, Yang Kang took him to the community hospital to have a look.As soon as he entered, Chen Xiaowei was stunned by the beautiful appearance of the girl with bad teeth.After checking for a long time, I asked, "Pull it out?"

Chen Xiaowei was stupid anyway, so Yang Kang made the decision for him - pull it out.

But when it was really pulled out, everyone guessed and realized how strong Chen Xiaowei's brute force is.As soon as the girl's tweezers got in, Chen Xiaowei kicked her.Fortunately, Mr. Yang Kang had a sharp eye and a quick hand, which prevented an irreparable tragic situation.

"It hurts, it hurts, I hurt..." Chen Xiaowei hugged Yang Kang in various ways, his eyes were full of: Husband, I hurt.

Yang Kang's love for Chen Xiaowei originally belonged to the kind of irrational indulgence that you are unreasonable and I will let you a little bit.

So, Mr. Yang Kang, who was against the sky, patted Chen Xiaowei on the shoulder to comfort him: "As long as you say it doesn't hurt, I will take you to the amusement park on Sunday."

For a moment, Chen Xiaowei was satisfied.Then, the girl with bad teeth and her two little nurses and maidservants were completely petrified.

With regard to the desire for amusement parks, Comrade Chen Xiaowei verified for us that the childlike innocence of adults is still alive.

Nima!It's not easy to pretend to be tender.

So, when the toothless girl's tweezers caught Chen Xiaowei's bad tooth again, Chen Xiaowei crushed the potato chips in his hand.Wait, after the tooth was finally pinched away with a puff, Chen Xiaowei threw himself into Yang Kang's arms, crying: "Ah—I don't hurt—woo—I really don't hurt..."

All kinds of earth-shattering.

Originally, it was his fault that Chen Xiaowei made a fool of himself.Moreover, he never felt ashamed of himself.So, up to this point, he and Miss Yacha have no enmity.

But it happened to happen after the tooth was pulled.

The tooth difference girl prepared a mask for Chen Xiaowei, turned around and showed Qiong Yao's gentleness towards Yang Kang, "Brother, I am Xiaoqing from the [-] Research Institute by Daming Lake. Do you remember?"

Saying that, he still didn't forget to cast a wink.

The [-] Research Institute, is that the Institute of Neurology? !Chen Xiaowei is full of sadness.

"So you are a junior sister." Yang Kang is still a gentleman outside.As he spoke, he stretched out his hand for a handshake.

Chen Xiaowei is obviously not a vegetarian.Pulling forward, he put Yang Kang's arm in his arms, and his eyes shot at the little green girl like thunder and lightning.

Miss Xiaoqing is definitely not a kind person, the corner of her mouth twitched, "This must be the cousin of senior brother who got sick when he was young?!"

Childhood illness?

Chen Xiaowei thought about it, well, there are indeed two relatives of Yang Kang.One has psoriasis.

cousin?

Think again—

Oh shit!The polio that you got, the goat epilepsy is crazy!

As soon as he figured it out, Chen Xiaowei was about to jump up and scratch the girl opposite him to death.Because I just had my teeth pulled out and I can't speak very well, I can only yell "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu".

Seeing this, Yang Kang held him in his arms, stroked his scalp, and called out, "Good boy."

Then, Chen Xiaowei stopped.However, misunderstandings also arose.In Miss Xiaoqing's mind, Chen Xiaowei was that "modern sick and disabled" with polio and epilepsy.

"Hey." Miss Xiaoqing raised her hand to greet Chen Xiaowei when she saw Chen Xiaowei.

Chen Xiaowei turned his head and said to Li Xiaodong, "She's sorry for you. You still don't @ her."

Li Xiaodong was really looking forward to seeing this girl.There were several times when he got drunk, it was all thanks to the girl who was willing to let her beloved come to see a doctor, otherwise, Li Xiaodong would have died miserably.

By the way, I forgot to mention this.It is natural that a girl as beautiful as Xiaoqing has her own master, and only Chen Xiaowei thinks that Mr. Yang Kang of his family is a favorite, and everyone is drooling and greedy.

"Miss Xiaoqing." Li Xiaodong hurriedly greeted her with a smile.That scene was like acting in a costume movie.

"Mr. Li, it's been a long time." Miss Xiaoqing stepped forward and grinned, her white teeth almost blinding Chen Xiaowei's eyes.

Chen Xiaowei, whose combat power outside was basically zero, thought about it, and decided to ignore this girl.He stretched out his hand and tugged at Li Xiaodong. When Li Xiaodong turned his head, Chen Xiaowei muttered, "I have to go back to cook. Let's go."

"Let's go now?" Miss Xiaoqing laughed again.

Chen Xiaowei simply felt that this girl was probably a joke in her previous life.

"Yeah. I have to go back to write today's article. I've stopped updating for two days." Li Xiaodong replied politely.

I haven't seen a single one, and no one has urged me to stop updating for two centuries.Do you still need to rush?Chen Xiaowei rolled his eyes at Li Xiaodong.

Of course Li Xiaodong pretended not to see it, he was just being polite to Miss Xiaoqing.After being polite for a long time, the girl let me go, "That's fine, come find me later when you have time!"

Received the amnesty, Chen Xiaowei grabbed Li Xiaodong and ran away from the Baba Dance Square.

As soon as they arrived at the downstairs of the community, Chen Xiaowei and the two met the last of the "three humble guests".

"Squint, why are you here?" Chen Xiaowei walked over and hugged the visitor.

Slanting Eye's real name is Li Siqi, which is a poetic and temperamental name.It's a pity... In Chen Xiaowei's words, the parents with squinting eyes are "a bit of a mess".The head of the Yang family criticized it at the time, and this word is not used in this way.Chen Xiaowei was not happy, saying that squinting was born with a pair of eyeballs tilted up to the sky, it is the fault of random spots.

Yang Kang could only grit his teeth and bear with such unreasonable reasoning.

Squint is 1.8 meters tall, with a raised buttocks and a narrow waist.

When Li Xiaodong saw it, he would have a few mouthfuls.

But it so happened that a pair of hanging eyes were born, how to look at people, how to "see no one in sight".

For this matter, squinting is also ill-fated.

When I first went to work for training, I was in charge of all kinds of sex, and everyone was buried in the teaching with an open mind, only squinting and standing in the middle with a look of [-].It was the first time for the supervisor to meet such an enthusiastic person. He squeezed his fist and asked, "What kind of eyes are you looking at? Is it you who are not convinced?"

It's good to have squinting eyes, without changing his face, "I think everyone is like this!"

then.

There's no after that.

Squint was of course not admitted.

When Chen Xiaowei found out, his stomach burst out laughing.He said, yes, yes.Make you look awkward.

Slanting Eye doesn't talk much on weekdays, and outsiders think that he has a good personality. As for why he is classified as one of the "three lowly people", there are naturally reasons for him.

The squinting eyes were half a head high by Chen Xiaowei, and Chen Xiaowei had to step on his shoulders if he wanted to stop him.Without moving his eyes, he bent his knees and lowered his height.Chen Xiaowei was taken aback for a moment, and turned his head to look at Slant Eye, but unexpectedly, Slant Eye's knee bent against his knee.

As soon as he exerted force, Chen Xiaowei was forced to kneel on the ground.

"Hahaha……"

Immediately, Li Xiaodong smiled unkindly, "Yes, yes!"

"You, you," Chen Xiaowei supported his waist, so angry that he pointed at his squinting eyes and grinned crookedly.

"Who told you to talk too loudly?" The squinting eyes were very unhappy.

Speaking of which, he himself underestimated Chen Xiaowei.

It is said that last week, I squinted and went to the hospital to see a doctor.What disease do you see?Really, it's embarrassing to say.

He was an art worker, and when he got up in the middle of the night to pee, he was stamped by a thumbtack he had thrown in the corner at some point.Printed on the sole of the foot, it hurts as much as it wants.Thinking that rusty thumbtacks could easily cause tetanus, he went out early in the morning to go to the hospital.When I went to the gate of the community, I met Chen Xiaowei who was wandering around. Chen Xiaowei said that he wanted to escort him awe-inspiringly.Thinking about it squinting, I agreed because it was inconvenient for me.

Never thought about it! ! !

It was okay when I got to the hospital, there were not many people who saw this department, and soon it was the turn of squinting.Squinting eyes ask do you need a tetanus shot?

The doctor who sees a doctor wears a pair of elegant glasses, and the corners of his eyes are shining.

Chen Xiaowei looked very charming from the sidelines, not for anything else, but because the doctor and Yang Kang felt that they belonged to the same species.

The doctor looked up at him after hearing what the squinted eyes said, and told him directly, "If you have that money, you should look at your eyes."

The squinting eyes were directly blindfolded.

It took him a long time to come back to his senses. He felt that he might not have affected his optic nerve, so why did he ask, "Doctor, what's wrong with me?"

The doctor rolled his eyes at him, meaning: just your squinting eyes, what do you say? !

After receiving such an interesting glance with squinting eyes, he quickly lowered his head, got up and ran out of the medical room as if flying.It wasn't until he ran from the fourth floor to the lobby on the first floor that Slanted Eyes felt that he had been discriminated against and was particularly wronged.

Chen Xiaowei finally caught up with him, and before he could comfort him, his squinting eyes changed his face.

From a young cabbage, he became Qin Hui.

The corner of his mouth was crooked, his eyes squinted and he decided to write an anonymous letter to complain about this little surgeon.

At that time, the squinting anonymous letter was like this: Do you know what quality is?do you know?is that clear?Understand?I see you don't even know the fart.Especially that little surgeon named Liu Xiangdong, who looks like a mouse, has a qualification certificate?Have it?Are you qualified?It's not even as good as a fart.As one of your valued customers, I strongly recommend that you get him to sweep the lobby.Let him see what life is all about.Well, this is none of my business.I will never come to your hospital again.Well, that's all.

In fact, things are almost over here, and there is nothing about Chen Xiaowei at all.

The bad thing is that a few days ago, Yang Kang brought back a man, who he said was a good friend.Chen Xiaowei took a look, yo, isn't this the little doctor?

A few days ago, the little doctor was approved by the director because of that anonymous letter, and he felt very uncomfortable, so he hooked up with Yang Kang when he drank too much.How could Chen Xiaowei see this situation?

So, Chen Xiaowei sold Squinted Eyes all the time.

It was a coincidence that the decoration design company hired by the little doctor's family's big villa was the company that Slanted Eye belonged to.

Hehe, this life is naturally colorful.

Being angry at the hospital, the little doctor took care of the squinting eyes. Of course, he had to look for Chen Xiaowei.

☆, make

In fact, to be normal, squinting is not such a stingy person.

After all, beating a dog also depends on the owner.Bullying Chen Xiaowei is more fun, but the parents behind him are too "majestic".But my uncle can bear it, but my aunt can't.Thinking of the inhuman treatment he suffered yesterday, squinting his eyes, he was so angry that he wanted to pluck Chen Xiaowei's skin.

"You tell him where I work, huh?" Squinted eyes pulled up Chen Xiaowei's collar.

I recalled that I just got off work yesterday, and I was thinking about whether to eat hot and sour noodles or casserole rice noodles, but I was robbed and taken away by Liu Xiangdong!When I think of it, the place with the most fat behind me feels a dull pain.

Hey hey hey, I didn't lose my body.

"You harmed people like that, can you not be responsible?" Chen Xiaowei knocked off the squinting hand.

"Fuck, then you can't just sell me out!"

"Otherwise? He is relying on my family not to leave. I can't resist. The head of my family has been saying good things about him since he came to our house. In the end, I feel that my life is a stain! Bah bah... say What? I just, I just think, it's up to you two to settle the matter between you two. You can't implicate innocent people, you know, you can't!" Chen Xiaowei sniffed, then stood up.

He squinted and saw that what Chen Xiaowei said was reasonable, but his sins could not be taken in vain.

"Where are your parents?" He asked squinting.

Chen Xiaowei's first reaction was to cover his butt and butt, "What are you doing?"

Squinting eyes raised the corners of his mouth and smiled coldly.

Then, he asked Li Xiaodong to send Chen Xiaowei home with him.After arriving home safely, Slant Eye very kindly confessed all the "wrongdoings" of Chen Xiaowei, who was left at home when his parents were on a business trip.

For example, in order to sneak a peek at the handsome little doctor in the pet store, he hugged Li Xiaodong's dog and pretended to be sick...

After confessing for half an hour, Slanting Eye and Li Xiaodong left gracefully.Just walking to the door, Li Xiaodong whispered, "I'll keep the door of my house for you."

Yang Kang sat on the sofa with his legs crossed, showing his arrogance.

Chen Xiaowei didn't expect to be framed like this at all. His mouth was flattened and his brows were frowning, hesitating how to speak to avoid the "inhuman abuse" he might suffer next.

"Come on." Yang Kang waved his hand, motioning for Chen Xiaowei to come over.

Hearing this, Chen Xiaowei's neck stiffened.

He felt that at this moment, he was imagining a duck being chased away, swallowing his throat, and in the end, he still didn't dare to go over.

Hooking his fingers again, Yang Kang showed limited patience.

"Home!"

With a bang, Chen Xiaowei knelt down in front of Yang Kang, and that bang was full of affection.

Yang Kang lowered his head, looking at such an abusive face, he couldn't control it, he reached out and pinched Chen Xiaowei's cheek.

It hurts, it really hurts.

Chen Xiaowei was pinched and couldn't speak clearly.He could only look at the person above him with tears in his eyes, hoping that the good person would let him go.Many times, Yang Kang's attitude towards Chen Xiaowei is "whatever you do, I just want to spoil you" and "only I can bully you, because you only belong to me".

Like this time, while he wasn't around, he tried to sneak a peek at things like the handsome guy... Ha ha.

"Tell me, does that man have a handsome husband?" Yang Kang asked without limit.

The basic situation is that Yang Kang is modest and polite when he is outside, but when he treats Chen Xiaowei, he only has force to suppress and be cautious.

"Woo, wood!" Chen Xiaowei yelled miserably, pitifully.Holding the sadistic hands with both hands, Chen Xiaowei's aggrieved little daughter-in-law.He sniffed and cursed squinting 180 times in his heart.

"Then what are you looking at?" Yang Kang said, he squeezed Chen Xiaowei so hard that his eyes stared straight.

However, you can't resist, and you can't resist at all.

Because, if you don't resist, there may be a way to survive, but once you resist, you will die.

"My sincerity towards the organization can be learned from heaven and earth! Brother." What Chen Xiaowei is best at is nothing more than flattery and obedience.

Just like at this moment, the pitiful bullied can express his state of mind desperately without begging for mercy, this level is not low.

Of course, Yang Kang's training [teaching] contributed a lot.

"Baby, come on, tell me, do you feel that the organization is not treated well and want to transfer to another department?"

When Yang Kang first met Chen Xiaowei, Chen Xiaowei knew that he was a university professor and even gave him two or forty cents to help him pay the previous tour fare.

Tour fee? !

Yang Kang couldn't hold back at that time, and directly gave Chen Xiaowei a good time.

After the work was over, Chen Xiaowei also felt wronged in various ways, saying that he could not be a member of the Communist Youth League before he was 28 years old, and he completely became Yang Bailao in that way.

Yang Kang joined the Party.

Being a [party] member is also what a man must do, so he asked Chen Xiaowei to apply for membership in the party.It's just that he didn't expect Chen Xiaowei's reaction to be fierce: "Don't want it"!

"No—I was born as a member of the Communist Youth League, and I will die as a member of the Communist Youth League!" Chen Xiaowei resisted tearfully.

Of course, going back to the root, Chen Xiaowei just didn't want to admit that he was getting old.He felt that he would no longer be able to celebrate June [-]st. Could it be possible that he would also be deprived of May Fourth?

Oh.

No! ! !

For the sake of his own organization, at that time, Chen Xiaowei, a member of the Communist Youth League, faced Yang Kang with all kinds of sugar-coated bullets and physical abuse.Later, whenever there was something, Chen Xiaowei liked to show off his loyalty to the organization.

Now, Yang Kang asked him if he wanted to organize?

Damn it!

This organization is not a member of the Communist Youth League, but Yang Kang!

Who is Yang Kang! ?

That's his man!

To be hypocritical, it's still his belief.

Finally realized that Yang Kang was a little angry this time.

Chen Xiaowei rushed over and hugged Yang Kang's thigh, howling, "No change! No change! Husband, I won't change even if I die!"

With this howl, Yang Kang felt relieved, and his ears were a little calmed down.

He patted Chen Xiaowei on the shoulder, motioning him to look up.

With teary eyes and a flat mouth, Chen Xiaowei looked like a big-faced cat who made a mistake and was slapped twice, and then wronged Bala himself.

"Know it's wrong?" How could it be so cute!Yang Kang felt sorry for not bullying him well.

To say that when he was just dating, Yang Kang really didn't like Chen Xiaowei very much.

After all, ordinary people can't look down on such a Erque, but Yang Kang, a high-level and high-IQ person, can he look down on him?

Ok.

Did he really fall in love with him? He was paralyzed, and it was love at first sight.

The first time he saw Chen Xiaowei, he wanted to fuck him.

As for not wanting to see him, that is of course the virtue of Chen Xiaowei's two idiots.

It's like the first two times when Chen Xiaowei missed Yang Kang too much, so he sent him some boring text messages.

and then.

According to the development of ordinary people, wait for the other party to reply after sending.Come back, if you come to me again, won't it increase the relationship!

But—but—

Is Chen Xiaowei an ordinary person?No, of course he wasn't.After he sent the text message, he felt all kinds of uncomfortable, like a cat scratched his whole body.So I asked for leave and ran from the company to Yang Kang's university. Because Yang Kang was in class at the time, the mobile phone was left in the office.The smart and witty Chen Xiaowei successfully found the mobile phone...

It wasn't until Yang Kang turned on the phone after class that he found out that something happened to the phone.

All his contacts have been deleted.

After asking other people who knew that Chen Xiaowei had been there, Yang Kang probably understood the instigator.

He called Chen Xiaowei home, clicked on the text message and asked Chen Xiaowei, what's going on?

Chen Xiaowei must have been unaware of the problem at the time, he even raised his head and turned to Yang Kang with an expression of "I did a good job, come on, give me a favor", "Did you see my text message?"

"I see." Yang Kang obviously gritted his teeth when he answered this question at that time. He thought that if he was more rational, he should put this thing in front of him in the refrigerator and freeze his brain ='use his brain'.

"It's good if you see it." Chen Xiaowei's face was red to the neck, and he slowly moved his buttocks, buried his head in Yang Kang's neck, and blew hot air, "You will be a man who owns the world from now on."

——Because I am the world.

The second half of Chen Xiaowei's sentence was swallowed.He is not Baidu, but before he could say anything, he was picked up by Yang Kang and turned 180 degrees. All his romantic fantasies kept appearing in that second.

For example, "Fingertip Love Potion", "Sleeping Demon King", "Fantasy Lover", "Ultimate Trilogy"...

Chen Xiaowei thought, he would definitely cry, oh my god, it was too rough.he likes.

Yes, that's right, Yang Kang's actions at that time were indeed very violent, and Chen Xiaowei cried as well, but it may be that what happened was different from what he imagined.So when Bai Huanghuang's ass was hit for the fifth time, the poor child finally came to his senses, and he started howling, without struggling, just howling, "It hurts, it hurts——"

Every five-year-old kid does it.Chen Xiaowei imitated it very well.

"Do you know what's wrong?" Yang Kang stopped, staring at Chen Xiaowei's red buttocks and asked.Of course, no one could have noticed that his eyes had taken on another color.That's why Dong Zhuo failed, Yang Kang thought.However, why do you think of Dong Zhuo?

Chen Xiaowei didn't say a word, just bit his lip, "I'm more angry than you", "What did I do and you hit me, if you don't kneel down and shout long live three times, do you think I will forgive you?" ' expression.Well, that's right, he hasn't realized the problem so far.

"Why did you delete my address book?" Yang Kang's pet name for Chen Xiaowei is 'good', well, this has been spurned by everyone.But he obviously couldn't yell out, he was already very angry.Chen Xiaowei's behavior today completely broke his lower limit of tolerance, and he asked again, "Why?"

Chen Xiaowei was still silent, but this time, he became quieter.Then, Yang Kang let him go, and they fell into the first cold war.From the first irresistible attraction, to today, they finally had the cold war that must happen between all lovers.

After calming down, Yang Kang's first reaction was to blame himself.He was obviously too out of control, and he should know why in the latter answer.He still loves Chen Xiaowei very much, so in the evening after the Cold War, he cooked the meals that Chen Xiaowei liked, and even put on the doraemon apron that he refused to wear all the time, "Hey, let's eat."

Yang Kang stood outside the door, and Chen Xiaowei was in the bedroom.After standing for 5 minutes, Yang Kang didn't wait for a response. He thought maybe he should wait a little longer.So he ate it alone.

When taking a bath at night, Yang Kang swore that he seemed to feel a strange breath—a deep resentment.Yang Kang couldn't see it when he turned his head. When he went to bed at night, he didn't hug Chen Xiaowei for the first time, but just kept his body on one side.

In such a cold war, when encountering "The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me", you should rush forward fiercely and use the 360-degree Thomas full-rotation exercise [] X Dafa to make Xiao Shou cry, make Xiao Shou suffer, and make Xiao Shou love.

When Chen Xiaowei is 28 years old, he is not a young shou, but an old shou.Old Shou means that he can only stare at Yang Kang's back after being hungry for a day and getting five slaps (butts), infinitely... wronged.He didn't sleep either, and sat on the side of the bed, staring at Yang Kang's back without moving.After watching for a long time, Yang Kang didn't respond.He didn't think it would work, so he propped himself up on his elbows, moved past him little by little, lay on the head of the bed, and continued to stare.

In this case, unless it is a dead person, there should be a reaction.Ten thousand horses were already breaking down in Yang Kang's heart, he thought, the mobile phone matter is over.He has never done anything about this prodigal bastard.And just when Yang Kang was about to reach out and hug Chen Xiaowei, Chen Xiaowei got up suddenly.

Listening to the voice, Yang Kang knew that Chen Xiaowei had left the bedroom.His heart tightened, he didn't want the Cold War to escalate again.He was about to get up as soon as he lifted the quilt, when Chen Xiaowei came back again.Immediately returning to the 'playing dead state', Yang Kang remained calm, but the sound of 'Kachi Kachi' kept ringing in his ears.Frowning, Yang Kang quietly went to take a peek, only to find that the girl was squatting at the end of the bed with potato chips in her arms to eat.

Desperately trying not to laugh, Yang Kang stretched out his feet and kicked the quilt.

In an instant, the 'Kachi Kachi' disappeared.

After a while, the voice sounded again.Yang Kang groaned, as if he was dreaming.

But the poor child was so frightened that he got stuck in the potato chips and held it in desperately, but he still couldn't hold it in. Chen Xiaowei stood up and threw the potato chips, and he threw himself on Yang Kang.Pounced on it, and cried aggrievedly, "Why are you so bad!"

☆, 5

After the first cold war, Yang Kang understood that no matter he was shitting or masturbating, his lover's message must be responded in time.

Because not everyone's lover is Chen Xiaowei.

Later, because of the cold war, he decided to treat Chen Xiaowei well, so he studied the "Furniture Use Evaluation Report Posture" thoroughly.Even at the end, a research report was written, which read as follows:

Desk, three stars for comfort, two stars for difficulty;

Hammock, three stars for comfort, five stars for difficulty;

Hanging chair, three stars for comfort and three stars for difficulty;

Rocking chair, four stars for comfort, three stars for difficulty;

Bench, four stars for comfort, three stars for difficulty;

Carpet, five stars for comfort, one star for difficulty.

In conclusion, the carpet wins.

Later, what Yang Kang didn't expect was that Chen Xiaowei, who had an unusual brain capacity, stole the "Furniture Use Evaluation Report" to Li Xiaodong. He could guess that Chen Xiaowei's deep meaning was nothing but showing off.It's just that he didn't expect that Li Xiaodong would actually write the content of the report and Chen Xiaowei's dictation into a high-H work of "On the Eighteen Styles of Dog Men and Men", which was popular at the time. The president and the little one Weiwei.

Little Weiwei?

Well, Chen Xiaowei's anger surpassed Yang Kang's on this point.

"Look at it, look at it," Chen Xiaowei was sitting on the sofa of Li Xiaodong's house, pointing to the comments under "On the Eighteen Styles of Dog Man and Man" with his ipad in his hand, feeling aggrieved, "What are you talking about in reality? Is it a man?! Soft and easy to push down, that can only be a girl! He also said that you made it up and had no logic at all. Well, although I must admit that he was right to say that you have no logic, but why does he think it is not Maybe Weiwei exists?"

"Ah, that's not right." Chen Xiaowei suddenly remembered another thing, "You write me a few centimeters, why don't you just write me as an eunuch?"

Tiny = a few centimeters.

Li Xiaodong was scrolling through Weibo, and he didn't have the time to talk to Chen Xiaowei, so he opened his mouth and replied, "Is my writing wrong? Do you want to measure it on the spot?"

In an instant, Chen Xiaowei was stunned.

Scrolling down, Chen Xiaowei accidentally saw a comment: If there is such a boy in this world, I would like to give him an ancestral chromosome.

puff! ! !Surprised, Chen Xiaowei threw the iPad on the sofa and became angry, "What a mess!"

"Hey, Chen Xiaowei," Li Xiaodong raised his head and shouted, "Did you read today's headlines? Wu Jiahong and Li Ming got divorced! Damn, I knew these two people must be a formal marriage. of."

Chen Xiaowei, who was a fan of Li Ming, was shot in an instant.

"Brother Chen Xi is chasing this line."

As a magazine company, Chen Xiaowei's company will definitely not let go of this kind of celebrity divorce.Li Ming's positioning is to pose with BOSE, take hard photos, show a few spots, and the following will say "Oh, dad, look at me, dad look at me—"

A 'zebra' who is about the same age as Yang Kang and whose male hormones are at their peak is simply Chen Xiaowei's 'dream lover'!In his opinion, everything an idol does is right. As for the Three Views, for Chen Xiaowei, who is obscene-slutty and cute—he doesn't have such a thing at all!

"Brother Chen Xi said that someone must have cheated on the two of them. They have been arguing for several years. Now that the divorce is revealed, there must be serious news. Li Ming is going to attend a premiere in two days, and Brother Chen Xi asked me to go with him. I'll be there Do you want an autograph for you?" Chen Xiaowei asked Li Xiaodong, "I'll sign for you directly from the Tax Bureau."

"Fuck you! I don't want his signature!"

"Okay, then sign your name and your dog's name together."

……

"I thank you, sir." The completely powerless Li Xiaodong finally sent out a sentence of thanks.

"You're welcome." Waving his hand, Chen Xiaowei responded graciously.

In Chen Xiaowei's only remaining IQ, he never thought about knowing about Yang Kang's past before he knew him.After attending Li Ming's premiere with Chen Xige, he discovered——

Damn, the head of the family is drinking tea with his idol!

alone!

Two people!

One brother and two good friends!

Maybe she still looks adulterous!

Well, there is no such thing as "dream lover", "idol" and so on Li Ming anymore.

Chen Xiaowei gritted his teeth and stared at the two people in front of him with wide eyes.

"Tsk tsk, did you see that? I just said that Li Ming has a problem. These days, he must have a cabinet behind his back." Chen Xi poked Chen Xiaowei with his elbow, "Do you know what that means?"

"..." I came out of the closet in college, what do you think?

"That's the one," Chen Xi slowly bent his index finger down, and smiled lewdly, "Got it! Look at that guy with glasses, that ass, that temperament, I fucking want to kneel Come down to lick him, Li Ming can still hold back, this is amazing!"

"..." If you dare to lick it, I will let you swallow feces and die.

"Why don't you say that this thing talks about magnetic fields? I've been with Li Ming for so long, and he looks down on everyone he sees. Look, he looks like he's about to take off his pants and fart now! Damn, this stuff Great, if I send it out, this month's bonus will explode!" Chen Xi, who had been completely immersed in beautiful fantasies, was completely dancing.

"Just drink tea face to face, is that a big deal?" Chen Xiaowei gritted his teeth and looked at Chen Xi, "Your brain is about to catch up with the toilet."

"Xiaowei, you don't understand now. The current audience doesn't care if you are true or not, they like to have some exciting and exciting things. Just watch, I will make up a few sentences, the bottom line must be It exploded." Chen Xi waved his hands triumphantly, "I will be the future king of entertainment journals."

"—"

Finally unable to take it anymore, Chen Xiaowei directly pulled Chen Xi up and dragged him to Li Ming's table.

"Brother." Chen Xiaowei yelled, and sat next to Yang Kang. He looked at Li Ming and smiled, "I'm Chen Xiaowei, his lover."

He loves people!

He loves people! !

He loves people! ! !

Chen Xi felt that the whole world had gone dark.

"Hello, I'm Li Ming." Li Ming on the opposite side immediately got up and held out his hand, and Chen Xiaowei shook it obediently.

"This is my colleague, Chen Xi." By the way, Chen Xiaowei also introduced Li Ming.

With a ding, the frozen Chen Xi revived in an instant, sat next to Li Ming, and continued his "road to success" as the king of entertainment journals.

During this period, Chen Xi completely defeated everyone present and became the king of topics.Probably because of this, soon, Li Ming suggested that he had to leave first, and then Chen Xi followed.Just before leaving, I gave Chen Xiaowei an ambiguous look that you understand.

Chen Xiaowei and Yang Kang were left.

"It's raining." Suddenly, Chen Xiaowei pointed to the dark cloud-covered sky outside, leaned in front of the glass, he saw the ground gradually getting wet, and remembered before, "The first time I seduced you, it was raining."

The first rainy day.

Chen Xiaowei was still in college, and Yang Kang came to visit their school.On the last day of the exchange, there was thunder and lightning, and Chen Xiaowei stood under the eaves. He was full of thoughts: Damn, damn, I'm so fucking wet, if I don't do something, I'm sorry to God!

Standing next to him was Yang Kang who had met by chance. At this time, the two were still in the ambiguous stage where you don't tell me and I don't tell you.

"Well, Mr. Yang, the rain is heavy enough. I don't think it can stop." Chen Xiaowei swore that he was about to burn at that time, yes, that's right, his small universe!

"I, we, let's go to the hotel over there for a while!"

Mom, I fucking said it, my heart is going to jump out!Chen Xiaowei didn't dare to look up at Yang Kang anymore.

"hostel?"

This is the legendary magnetic voice. When Chen Xiaowei heard it, he immediately shivered.

"Are you cold?" With that said, Yang Kang took off his suit jacket and covered Chen Xiaowei, "What about now?"

And now... I want to fuck you, teacher.

"Thank you, Teacher Yang." Chen Xiaowei's heartbeat was completely uncountable, it was too fast.

"Then let's go." Yang Kang stretched out his hand and directly pulled Chen Xiaowei into his arms, as if it could block the wind and rain.

This is exactly the scene of the TV series.

Wearing the jacket of the handsome male protagonist, the two ran in the rain hugging each other tightly. All the sounds outside could not be heard, only the beating of each other's hearts.The hot body couldn't stop the fiery lust, Chen Xiaowei felt that his life was finally over, he waited for it!

"Okay, here we are."

Chen Xiaowei swears that he has never hated Malatang so, so much as at this moment.He stood in front of the store, looking at Yang Kang who had already gone in to order food, with a look of death on his face.

"Come in." The noble teacher Yang beckoned to him, signaling him to find a seat to sit down, "It's almost five o'clock now, let's eat dinner early. Eat this, you won't be cold. "

Yang Kang ordered a red pot.

……

Thank you, Mr. Yang, I wish you a lifetime of being an old virgin.

"At that time, I really wanted to throw you down and kill you. You are so unwilling to let you worry! I obviously did my part, and you still bring