There Will Always Be Protagonists With Delusions of Starting a Harem

The huge thunder that hit head-on made Ye Zhizhou lose all thoughts, and hurriedly ordered Xiao Hei to turn around and run towards the deep mountains outside Lancheng.

According to the new plot description, the protagonist will get lost in the deep mountains for an hour, and then follow a villager's pet across the waterfall into the small village while drinking water, and then be invited by simple villagers looking for pets to eat at home and get drunk.After being drunk, he didn't sleep well, and actually wandered around the village, and then happened to meet the new beautiful patriarch who was sleeping in a small pavilion behind the village, and the spring breeze once...

He turned off the light screen, took off the warrior's short robe and put on a large long robe, loosened his hair and clumsily rolled it up, swallowed the voice-changing elixir, and smeared it with Yi Rong Dan—a poor man who was bullied A Girl in Distress is freshly released.

The little beast was woken up by his movements, looked up in confusion, then groaned in horror and was about to jump out, halfway through the jump, he stopped in doubt, looked at him carefully, leaned closer to sniff him, and tilted his head, " Dad? Mom?"

"...You should continue to sleep." Speechlessly stuffed it into his arms, let Xiao Hei land when he reached the waterfall, and rushed a few steps into the entrance behind the waterfall.

Calculating the time, the protagonist should have started wandering around the village by now.He loosened his collar, and while rushing towards the back of the small village, he anxiously searched for the small pavilion where the protagonist and the patriarch once lived.But it was too dark, and the houses in the village were so scattered that it was impossible to tell which was the front of the village and which was the back.

After searching for another 5 minutes, but to no avail, he frowned and thought about it, then stopped and shouted, "Help! There are flower pickers! Come here!"

The quiet village became lively in an instant, and the villagers hurried out of the house, asking each other what was going on while running, holding weapons and trying to catch the flower pickers.

"This uncle." Ye Zhizhou grabbed a villager who came the fastest, and asked hastily, "Is there a young man in a short black robe who came to you this afternoon?"

The uncle saw that his clothes were disheveled and his face was full of anxiety, so he didn't care about his face. He frowned and asked worriedly, "What's the problem with the girl, why is she dressed like this? There was indeed such a guest from the village in the afternoon. Please go home for a drink, why does the girl ask such a question?"

"That's bad!" He forced out an expression of anxiety, embarrassment and indignation, hesitating to speak, "That man, that man is a flower picker! Look at me... Oh, I can't let that man go, I just vaguely saw I went to the place where a man who looked like him went to the small pavilion behind the village, I..."

"The small pavilion at the back of the village?" The uncle's face changed drastically, and he hurriedly turned around and shouted at the villagers who came one after another, "Go to the small pavilion! The patriarch is still there, hurry up! Let the bad guys hurt her!"

The villagers were shocked when they heard the words, and they ran towards the small pavilion with serious expressions.

It's actually in another direction, no wonder I haven't found it yet!Ye Zhizhou cast aside his sense of direction in his heart, lifted his robe and followed behind them.

The protagonist appeared in front of people in disheveled clothes again, and there was a beautiful girl lying in a small pavilion two steps behind her, her outer robe had been taken off, revealing her snow-white inner garment.

The villagers were shocked, and then furious, Ye Zhizhou hurried forward to help the girl get dressed.

"It's really a flower picker! He must be tied up and sent to the family hall for punishment!"

"It was in vain for us to treat you with sincerity, and you must be punished!"

"Knowing people, knowing the face, but not knowing the heart, you look like a dog, how can your character be so bad!"

……

All kinds of accusations mixed together, making people's ears buzzing.Lian Yi just happened to be interrupted and was scolded by the villagers like this, feeling very irritable, his martial soul unconsciously scattered, and shouted, "Who cares about your hospitality! It's just a group of ordinary people who haven't awakened their martial soul. Mind my business?"

The villagers were even angrier when they heard the words, but they were suppressed by Wuhun and couldn't take a step forward.

"Who dares to be presumptuous in my Taoyuan Village!" An old man's angry shout mixed with violent energy came from behind the crowd, and the villagers were overjoyed, and hurriedly moved out of the way, calling out one after another, "The elder is here! Elder, this is the man Want to bully the patriarch!"

An old man with white beard and hair walked forward with a cane, looked at Lian Yizheng with sharp eyes, and lightly knocked the cane to the ground, easily dispelling the martial spirit he was pressing on the villagers, snorting coldly, "Just You dare to be so arrogant after learning a little bit of warrior skin, I will definitely teach you a lesson today!"

Lian Yi was being held in place by his counterforce, his face changed again and again, and finally gave in, he clasped his fists and saluted and explained, "It's all a misunderstanding, I didn't intend to insult your patriarch, then Pavilion..."

"what--!"

The girl's shy and angry scream interrupted him, Ye Zhizhou lifted Wang Lian who was flushed with anger after hearing what had happened, looked at Lian Yizheng, and said angrily, "You still want to quibble, sister Wang Lian's robe is covered by you How do you want to quibble if you take it off?"

Wang Lian grasped the neckline of her collar tightly, her beautiful face became even more beautiful because of the anger, and she shouted, "Deng Tuzi! If you dare to insult me, Wang Lian, I want you to die!"

[The love probability between Wang Lian and the protagonist has dropped to 50%, please make persistent efforts to the host. ]

I just like this kind of hot tempered girl!

Ye Zhizhou continued to fan the flames, "When this person passed by Lancheng before, he wanted to molest a pair of sisters, but he was found and beaten away, and then he wanted to treat me... I can't let him go. I don't know what will happen in the future if I let him go. How many girls have been victimized!"

Lian Yizheng turned to look at him when he heard the words, his eyebrows were erected with anger, "Where did you come from again, I would be interested in bean sprouts like you? Bah! I don't even look in the mirror to see what you are wearing. Not worthy!"

[The love probability between Wang Lian and the protagonist has dropped to 0%, and the second soul flag has been pulled out again. Congratulations to the host, please continue to work hard. ]

Wang Lian protected Ye Zhizhou behind her, and was so angry that she didn't want to say anything, she just pulled out the soft whip from her waist and started beating her!Seeing this, Lian Yi was about to draw his knife to resist, but was suppressed by the elder's vigorous and soft shout, so that he had no strength to resist.

Snapped!

The sound of the whip hitting the flesh was loud and crisp, and Ye Zhizhou felt very comfortable hearing it!With the escort of the elders, the fight between Wang Lian and Lian Yizheng turned into a one-sided beating, and Lian Yizheng passed out covered in blood after a while.Seeing this, Wang Lian directly wrapped a whip around Lian Yizheng's leg and dragged him to the entrance of the village, and threw it out neatly!

Ye Zhizhou was dumbfounded and applauded wildly in his heart.here you go!This is how you treat scumbags!

"The entrance should be closed. This has only happened a few days ago." The elder said suddenly, then looked at Ye Zhizhou, handed him a cloth bag, and said kindly, "Thank you for today's matter. dislike."

What's the matter with this, he wants to give these lovely villagers some gifts.After receiving the thank you gift, he said goodbye wisely. The villagers were worried that it would be dangerous for him to walk alone at night, so they wanted to send someone to take him off, but he declined with a smile, saying that there would be a high-level monster sent by his family to protect him, and nothing would happen.The elder was worried about coming out with him, but his face changed suddenly when he saw Xiao Hei who was squatting not far from the entrance, he dropped his crutches, shook his head and left with a sigh, "This world is going to be chaotic again..."

Ye Zhizhou picked up his crutches and chased after him for two steps, but found that the old man who seemed to be walking slowly turned out to be very fast, and disappeared behind the waterfall in a few steps. After chasing after him, where could he find Taoyuan Village on the smooth mountain wall? entrance.

"Strange old man..." Unsure of the meaning of the elder's last words, he put the crutches into the space, looked sideways at the protagonist who was lying on the grass with injuries all over his body, and smiled wickedly, "It can be regarded as falling into my hands, I really want to chop you up..."

[The killing of the protagonist by external forces will cause the small world to collapse, please calm down the host. ]

"Okay, okay, I got it." Putting away the knife he took out, he took out a tube of zombie virus that had been improved countless times brought from the last days, squinted his eyes, endured the nausea and injected it into the protagonist's crotch three inches.

"It's cheap for you! There's only one potion with this local effect!" It was researched and played by Zhong Qiu when he was bored.Broke your crime tool, let's see how you will spoil girls in the future!

[The love probability of Ji Mengxue, Hong Yin, Ao Feng, Lianhua and the protagonist has dropped to 50%, please make persistent efforts to the host. ]

Satisfied with taking back the needle, he hesitated for a moment, but gave up the idea of ​​helping the protagonist go to heaven, climbed up Xiao Hei's back, left the forest without looking back, and flew towards Cangzhou.

The protagonist doesn't need to worry too much for the time being, it's time to fan the heroines and light the fire.

The little beast hiding in his arms quietly stretched out its head and took a look in the direction of Taoyuan Village, sniffed the space tattoo on his wrist suspiciously, blew twice, closed its eyes and fell asleep again.

Cangzhou is one of the most suitable cities for cultivation in Huaguo, with many mountains and monsters, and a strong martial spirit.

Ye Zhizhou spent the past few days on the road trying to improve his knowledge of the world, and he has already noticed that Xiao Hei is special, so he dared not ride it blatantly, so he asked Tongtian for a disguise talisman and hung it around his neck. It turned into the most common form of the beast spirit rhinoceros.

"Tong Tian, ​​I can't even imagine how I would go on doing this task without you. You see, you are both pills and talismans. You are like an omnipotent fairy. You can give me whatever I want. I'll make it out."

[The host praises it, I dare not call it a fairy, I'm just a small #* that's all. ]

"...Tongtian, what's the matter with that garbled code?"

The system was quiet for a while before the light screen popped up again, [The host has insufficient permissions to display the full text. ]

"I have done so many world tasks, why didn't I raise the authority a little bit?"

The light screen disappeared and turned into a progress bar that had only gone about a third of the way.

[The host please make persistent efforts. ]

"..." Why is this broken progress bar rising so slowly!

[Want to learn alchemy?Want to learn talisman?Want to become an omnipotent powerhouse? "Zixu Kung Fu", the best kung fu, you deserve it. ]

"...Tongtian, instead of selling fake medicines, you are selling pornographic books?"

[Learn or not, in a word. ]

Ye Zhizhou picked up the small mirror with great backbone, and shook his head, "It's not human if you don't learn it! Please give me a copy of this exercise!" The practical ability of alchemy and talisman must be learned!Must learn!

The small mirror twisted in his hand, and a light screen popped up, [Insufficient authority, unable to extract exercises, please work hard on the host. ]

"……"asshole!It turned out that he was just drawing a big cake for him!

Xianwu Academy is the yearning place for warriors in the entire Hua Kingdom. As long as you have enough talent or strength, its doors will always be open to you, and the endless resources inside are also available for you - as long as you earn enough school contribution points.

Ye Zhizhou stood in front of the domineering gate of Xianwu Academy, watching the students coming and going exuding all kinds of strong aura, he stepped into the gate confidently, and walked out aggrieved after an hour.He looked at the palm of his hand suspiciously, then pressed hard on the small fireball in his dantian, frowned and sat on the flower bed by the gate, his head full of question marks.Why can't the qualification be detected? Is the broken detector broken?The effect of the Xisui Pill is so powerful, and the small fireball at the dantian doesn't look like a fake. How can this body still have the qualifications of an ordinary person?

The little beast nestled in his arms rolled lazily and hummed happily.

Seeing that batch after batch of students came to report, his expression became more and more bitter, and his eyes became more and more empty.How will the grand plan of raising the flag without entering the school continue? The protagonist and the remaining heroines are all in the academy...

His eyes inadvertently glanced at some small vendors gathered at the door, his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly rummaged through the space, packed out some of the piles of jewelry that Oolong received when he was a princess, nodded, and finally made a little decision dessert.

What do girls love most?Clothes cosmetics jewelry and bags!Although the girls in the warrior world don't pay much attention to clothing, they don't have backpacks, and their cosmetics are very basic, but which girl doesn't have jewelry?Even if it is inconvenient to wear it for martial arts practice, don't you need to dress up when you go shopping and meet friends occasionally?As long as he makes good use of it, the pile of jewelry in his space will no longer be trash, but a bridge and shortcut for him to know the heroines!

Think and do it!He pulled out a thin blanket from the space and spread it on the floor, picked out some relatively small and exquisite earrings and placed them on the blanket, then took out a small flashing colorful desk lamp and put it in the corner of the carpet, brewing his emotions, and opened his voice. Howling, "Let's take a walk and have a look, girls must fight with earrings, guaranteed to catch the enemy's eyes!"

The advertisement was so bold that several girls who passed by immediately stopped, and then they were attracted by his colorful table lamp, and walked over curiously.

When there was a business coming, he hurriedly greeted him warmly, completely discarding his pretense, talking nonsense while holding the jewelry, then pulled out the sleepy little beast, held it up and said, "Please help me to promote it in the academy , I come here every day to set up a stall, look at this, the monster I raise, it is very edible! I have to earn rations for it."

The little beast snorted angrily and turned to bite him.

The girls were amused by him and cute by the little beast, and they all promised to help him promote with the earrings they bought.

The displayed goods were sold out not long after, except for a few pairs of particularly beautiful but expensive ones. Ye Zhizhou was very satisfied with this, and every day after that, he specially placed those pairs of earrings with sky-high prices in the most conspicuous position. place.

Three days later, the protagonist entered school, and Xianwu's reporting time ended.He put away the stall, counted the money he earned from selling earrings and going to the auction house to anonymously auction jewelry in the past few days, and proudly bought a double-storey shop on the street closest to Xianwu Academy, and began to sell jewelry in limited quantities.

One month later, Hong Yin, one of the heroines, came to the door first.

Hong Yin, an eighth-level martial artist, is the new teacher of the Xianwu Academy this year. He has an ordinary appearance but a hot body, set by Yujie.

After going through the information in his mind, Ye Zhizhou greeted him with a smile, and said, "What do you want, girl? I have all kinds of jewelry, I guarantee you can find what you are satisfied with!"

"Oh?" Hong Yin glanced at him with a smile in his eyes, raised his hand and made an eye-gouging gesture, "Recently, there is a student who clings to me every day, which is very annoying. Is there any jewelry that looks like a hidden weapon? It’s better to be the kind that can kill people without being found.”

Teacher, your idea is very dangerous.

Probably guessing who the student was, he pulled himself together and nodded vigorously, "Of course there are hidden weapon-like jewelry! But the style is a bit colder, does the girl mind?" The hidden weapon-like jewelry is all from Zijinwei. All the treasures found in the small warehouse are treasures, capable of killing people invisible!If the heroine accidentally kills the protagonist with those gadgets after buying it back... The picture is so beautiful, I can't help but want to drool!

"It's really there." Hong Yin frowned, glared at him suddenly, and sighed, "I lost the bet, alas, it seems that I have to buy this jewelry."

Ye Zhizhou recovered from the beautiful fantasy, and blinked suspiciously.

"Don't mind, little boss. My student bet me that you sell a complete range of jewelry, and you have everything you want. I didn't believe it, so I bet with her and promised to give her jewelry if she lost. You see , I’m losing now.” Hong Yin laughed helplessly, but with a hint of doting in his eyes, he turned his head and said loudly to the outside of the store, “Okay, don’t hide from the fun, come in and choose, I’ll tell you which one you like. you buy it."

"The sound is the best." A tall girl with long hair and half a bunch of hair came into the store with a smile, took her arm affectionately, and waved to Ye Zhizhou, "Hello, little boss, I heard you have a few sets." Sky-high priced jewelry, can I see it?"

Tall, loves to laugh, very rich, likes to wear dark gold warrior robes, has a good appearance, the class flower and goddess of the junior class of Xianwu Academy, one of the heroines, Ji Mengxue, the eldest granddaughter of the Ji family, the top family in the imperial city.

Very good, two heroines are summoned at once.

He nodded, took out a few boxes and two cards made of crystals from behind the counter, and said with a smile, "Here are the jewelry, you two take a look at it slowly. In addition, every seven days our store will hold a story meeting, members can use the card for free Enter, here is the membership card, I hope the two of you will have a face to visit."

Ji Mengxue was so focused on the jewelry that she didn't even notice the card next to it, but Hong Yin picked up the card and looked at it with great interest, and asked, "Story meeting? What story?"

"There are all kinds of stories, it just depends on your preference."

"Do you have any horror stories? Then bring your girlfriend to listen to them, you know..."

"...Yes." Teacher, you understand too well.

"That's all right, I'll definitely be there!"

Ji Mengxue quickly picked out the jewelry, Hong Yin hurriedly made a confidential gesture to him, and after paying the bill, she took the card and jewelry box and left with Ji Mengxue hand in hand.

After collecting the money, Ye Zhizhou scratched his hair in some doubts. He always felt that something was wrong, but where exactly was it... His eyes swept over the promotional board specially made for the story club, and he had a flash of inspiration, and exclaimed, "Bring a girlfriend?!" Hong Yin, what kind of girlfriend would a girl bring? !Is this a slip of the tongue or... just now Ji Mengxue and Hong Yin are really close... no, maybe it's a girlfriend?The faces of Jiang Yue and Jiang Yun suddenly flashed in his mind, he wiped his face and refused to continue guessing.

If it's true... so the main character of this world prefers to collect beautiful lilies?

A week after Hong Yin and Ji Mengxue appeared, the other two heroines, Lianhua and Ao Feng, finally showed up. Ye Zhizhou took the opportunity to sell membership cards and story clubs to them.Another week later, the protagonist whose parts had been discarded brought a round-faced girl to his jewelry store, and he gave it as a membership card, hoping in his heart that the girl next to the protagonist would wake up and leave the protagonist soon.

Another seven days passed, Ye Zhizhou sorted out the manuscript, took a look at the four heroines who had finally arrived and Lian Yizheng who accompanied the girl in the corner, touched the camouflage on his face confidently, and patted the homemade gavel , smiled, "Today, we don't talk about a domineering martial artist falling in love with me, nor about a ten-year sadomasochistic relationship ending in reunion, and of course, we don't talk about going back to the past to be the overlord... Don't be impatient, everyone, the new story we are telling today It is more practical, called to torture that scumbag to death, I hope everyone likes it.”

The female protagonists brightened their eyes one after another, while the protagonist frowned silently.

Ye Zhizhou glanced at him from the corner of his eye, sneered, organized his words and started speaking.

It is said that there was a good-for-nothing protagonist who suddenly got a book of evil skills one day and became a genius. After his strength skyrocketed, he first ruined the appearance of his fiancée, and then took over the innocence of a pair of sisters.After being admitted to a top college, he didn't concentrate on his studies. Instead, he flirted with classmates here, hooked up with teachers there, and provoked other girls in his spare time. He hugged a big lady in his left hand and a cold beauty in his right hand. He lived a very happy life.Because of the exercises, these girls are all devoted to him, and they don't care about sharing a man with others at all.

The girls were all angry when they heard this, and they all cursed the scumbag to die, the cheated girl is too stupid!The protagonist felt secretly refreshed, and for the first time gave Ye Zhizhou a bounty.

Hong Yin and Ji Mengxue, who had been in contact with the protagonist, looked at each other after thinking about a certain part of the plot. From the corner of their eyes, they looked at Lian Yizheng in the corner, coughed meaningfully, and lowered their heads to drink tea.

After signaling everyone to be calm, Ye Zhizhou paused before continuing, "Of course, the so-called consummation of love achieved by using external forces will definitely not last long. Girls, love cannot be shared. A future like a couple for a lifetime, Who wouldn't yearn for it?"

Sitting in the corner wearing a veil, the saint Lianhua's eyes were in a daze for a moment, and then she gradually became firmer, "Yes, why can a man marry so many wives, but women have no power to resist? You can't even try love! It's not fair! Those dogmas are poison! They are eroding our freedom and soul bit by bit!"

[The love probability between Lianhua and the protagonist has dropped to 30%, please make persistent efforts to the host. ]

Hong Yin put down his teacup, glanced at Lian Yizheng who was in the corner with a dark face, and said coolly, "Yes, especially those playboys who think they are hooking up everywhere. Girls think they are so chic if they don't pierce him. It's disgusting." gone."

"It's even inhumane..." Ji Mengxue added in a low voice, causing Hong Yin to stare with a smile on her face.

[The chance of Hong Yin, Ji Mengxue and the protagonist falling in love has dropped to 20%, the host please continue to work hard. ]

Lian Yi was blushing and turning white, very ugly, but thinking of his body that had a sudden problem, he suppressed his anger aggrievedly.

"There are still such men in the world?" Ao Fengying raised her brows slightly and snorted, "Anyway, I, Ao Feng, don't like that kind of waste! Even if I lose my innocence like the eldest lady in the plot, so what, I can raise myself You have enough strength to live on your own, and when the time comes, kill the scumbag and live your own happy life."

[The love probability between Ao Feng and the protagonist has dropped to 30%, please make persistent efforts to the host. ]

Ye Zhizhou was very satisfied with the first verbal provocation, and he was very satisfied. He calmed down the irritable girls with warm words, and after they calmed down, he told the rest of the story about the abuse of scum in wonderful detail.

The story will come to a successful conclusion, the girls are all in high spirits, Lian Yizheng keeps his face sullen, and before leaving, he gives Ye Zhizhou a gloomy look.

Ye Zhizhou pretended not to see it, and only held Hong Yin when she passed by and whispered, "The one in the black robe is a student in your class? Is his name Lian Yizheng?"

"That's the name." Hong Yin frowned, with disgust in his eyes, "This student has some character problems...Why did you ask him?"

Ye Zhizhou looked around carefully, and explained in a low voice, "To be honest, I was inspired by him for today's story. I had a relative who came to visit me from the imperial city before and told me about him. What you said before...you and Mengxue, be careful, I don't think he's a good person, and the way he looked at me just now was scary."

Hong Yin was surprised, "In the first half of your story, the main character ruined the appearance of his fiancée and forcibly took over the innocence of his sisters. They all happened for real. Lian Yi is doing it?"

"It happened, but it didn't work. The sisters happened to be rescued by my good friend." He paused and added, "The sisters are named Jiang Yue and Jiang Yun. They are from Liuzhou. There was a sage in their family. Sheng, is very famous in the local area, and you can find out if you inquire about it. Also, Lian Yizheng once tried to take advantage of a young matriarch, but was later discovered by other villagers, whipped him and threw him out... Did he have whiplash when he went to report?"

Hong Yin's face darkened, and he slapped the table angrily, "It's unreasonable! I thought he was just a little carefree student, but he turned out to be like this! Why does the academy keep all the scum in there, and the government doesn't care about this arrogant person!"

Ji Mengxue, who was looking at the new jewelry, was startled by her rare anger and came over, and asked in confusion, "What's wrong? Why are you so angry?"

"I'll tell you later." Hong Yin softened his expression and stroked her hair, looked at Ye Zhizhou and continued to ask, "Did those girls not report to the officials? As long as they report to the officials, I can ask the academy to expel him from school." .”

"How to report to the official? There is no evidence and no evidence, and he is still from the Lian family... With the lessons of the Zhi family, who dares to offend the Lian family easily? What's more, Lian Yizheng is now a heaven-level aptitude and a pure martial body , such a genius, the people above will be able to figure out how to choose with their toes, so the people around them can only be more careful." Ye Zhizhou said helplessly on purpose, and sighed, "And I just heard that you should pay more attention to it." A little bit, I tell this story today just to make the girls more vigilant."

"You have a heart." Hong Yin was helpless when he heard the words, "Why is it just a body of pure martial arts, those old-fashioned people in the academy... Sigh..."

Ji Mengxue looked at this and then at that, and couldn't help laughing, "Hey, what are you worrying about, you forgot what my family does, it's just a small family, if he really made a mistake, it counts as ten Don’t even try to cover him at home! There is no such thing as a pure martial body, isn’t there a lot of such qualifications, and he is not a heavenly saint. Alright, Yinyin, don’t bother me, I will feel sorry for you like this.”

[The love probability between Ji Mengxue and the protagonist has dropped to 0%, and the third soul flag has been removed. Congratulations to the host, please continue to work hard. ]

Ye Zhizhou turned to look at her, thoughts racing through his mind.The Ji family, the oldest super master in China, will produce a heavenly saint every generation... Could it be that the lover is from this Ji family?