There Will Always Be Protagonists With Delusions of Starting a Harem

The two hugged each other in an ambiguous posture, staring at each other.

Gu Yi took a look at his appearance, and suddenly reached out and pinched his earlobe, his tone was cold, "Did that Dongfang pinch you like this?"

Of course I have pinched it, pinched it countless times.Ye Zhizhou pulled his hand down and held it, with a serious expression on his face, "Gu Yi, I'm actually a god."

Gu Yi: "...Oh?"

Continue to be serious, "You too."

"..."

"When you were in Heaven, your name was Dongfang Shu, and we were partners!"

Gu Yi looked at him with a straight face, with an expression of "I see how you make it up".

How could Ye Zhizhou be intimidated by his lover's cold face, and continued to open his eyes and talk nonsense, "Then you violated the rules of heaven and will go down to the world. I love you so much, how can I be willing to let you suffer alone, so I also followed.

Gu Yi twitched the corner of his mouth, "Then what rule of heaven did I commit?"

"Uh..." Ye Zhizhou was stuck, his mind turned quickly, and then he said decisively, "I have committed the crime of killing immortals in the sky! You stole the chicken from the Jade Emperor's back garden, and you killed the chicken and plucked it and cooked it! But then The chicken is actually a fairy, just ascended to the sky, relatively weak."

Gu Yi couldn't help but let out a sneer.

"...It's all my fault. If I hadn't said that I wanted to eat chicken, you would not have embarked on the path of crime." Ye Zhizhou turned his head, used his trump card, and pretended to be pitiful, "There was a small problem when I came down with you. Reincarnated in the animal realm... If I didn't have a transformation pill refined by the Supreme Lord in my hand, you and I would never be able to recognize each other in this life."

Gu Yi closed his sneer, flattened the corners of his mouth, frowned and pulled him into his arms, stroked his hair, "I don't blame you, it's my fault, don't be sad... What was your name when you were in Heaven?"

"Ye Zhizhou, you call me Xiaozhou." Ye Zhizhou leaned over to rub against him, covering his face with a successful smile, "Let's go to bed, it's getting late." Don't worry about your name or identity anymore , His ability to make up stories is really limited.

Gu Yi silently read his name several times, walked towards the room while holding him in his arms, and said seriously, "I need to confirm our partner status."

Ye Zhizhou was stunned, "How to confirm?"

The buttocks were pinched, and then the back was touched ambiguously.

"..."

The next morning, Ye Zhizhou swallowed a ball and got up from the bed, looked at the other half of the bed that was already empty, and clicked on the new plot information.

In the new plot, the plot where the protagonist was lost by the trash can and was picked up by Gu Yi disappeared, and it became the protagonist who was walking down the street and was accidentally rubbed by a car, then passed out, and his soul entered another world. in the body of a kitten.

Ye Zhizhou: "..."

After the protagonist wakes up, he finds that he has changed into a cat body. He is shocked and can't help but run towards home again, and then accidentally bumps into Xiao Rui who is buying roasted sweet potatoes on the side of the road...

The following plot is basically similar to the original plot, except that all the plots in which Gu Yi provides help to the protagonist are changed to the protagonist with strong abilities, and the number of male protagonists has also changed from six to five.The plot of the destruction of the world has basically remained the same, except that Gu Yi has changed from one of the harems where he traveled with the protagonist to a passerby who was innocently affected while on vacation, and the video of the supernatural battle is still shot and uploaded by him.

Ye Zhizhou turned off the plot data and frowned.The protagonist's soul actually entered the body of another kitten, and continued to meet other male protagonists.From this point of view, the encounter between the protagonist and the male protagonists should be intentional by the protagonist, but why does the protagonist do this? Is there anything in the male protagonists that he wants to get?Another point, is the protagonist's ability really only clairvoyant?Maybe he was a little too proficient in borrowing the kitten's body.Since the encounters between the protagonist and the male protagonists are all intentional, is it also intentional that the protagonist turns into a cat, or is it artificial?Let's think about the strange power settings in this world...

"What are you thinking about?"

His forehead was lightly poked, he came back to his senses, looked sideways at his lover who came in with breakfast, thought for a while and said, "Dongfang, I know whose cat Ah Huang is, let's send it back."

"Call me Gu Yi." Gu Yi put down his breakfast, turned around and went to the closet to take out a set of home clothes for him, and replied casually, "According to you, I don't think that cat is wild." will be so proficient.

Shi Jianhua villa, Ye Zhizhou took his seat, looked at the gentle man sitting opposite, and secretly turned on the system scanning function.

"I didn't expect Baozi to be met by you, thank you, I have been looking for it for several days." Shi Jianwen held the cat in his arms, touched its head with some doubts, and smiled, "I lost it once Afterwards, this temper has become more lively than before, and I can no longer be naughty in the future."

The kitten rolled in his arms and meowed softly.

Gu Yi nodded to accept his thanks, then looked sideways at Shi Jianhua who was sitting on the single sofa, and raised his eyebrows, "Why is it normal today? Where is your dog son?"

"I was taken to take a bath by the nanny." Shi Jianhua put down the file and looked back in doubt, "Gu Yi, why are you acting weird today? When did I not live normally?"

Gu Yi thought he was playing with himself, so he replied, "You forgot what happened just yesterday? Why, you won't snatch my dog ​​today?"

"Do you have a dog?" Shi Jianhua was even more surprised, and then asked with a smile, "What breed do you have? How old is it?"

The smile on Gu Yi's face slowly disappeared when he heard the words, and he frowned and replied, "I bought the same variety as you, which is smaller..."

"Then you have to take care of it carefully, the puppy needs to be taken care of." Shi Jianhua answered naturally, with the same attitude as usual, as if he didn't remember the snatching of the dog yesterday at all.

Gu Yi observed his expression carefully, and his brows frowned even deeper.

[The scan is complete, in good health and without hidden diseases.There are no abnormal energy fluctuations in the brain, and there are signs of awakening mental power.Applicable elixirs: Anshen Pills. ]

Ye Zhizhou was shocked and couldn't help holding Gu Yi's hand.How come the scan result is exactly the same as Gu Yi's?Could it be the soul flag again?Well, then yesterday he relied on this to judge whether his lover's identity would be misled...

"What's wrong?" Gu Yi withdrew his thoughts and held his hand. After thinking for a while, he approached him and comforted him in a low voice, "Don't be afraid, Jian Hua won't snatch you away. Besides, he seems to be out of his mind. I don't remember what happened yesterday."

Shi Jianhua heard what he said clearly, and couldn't help protesting, "What are you talking about, I'll rob you...cough, why would I rob you, I'm straight, straight. You I just lost my mind, I remembered you came to me yesterday to talk about buying paintings and studios, so don’t label me indiscriminately.”

Shi Jianwen couldn't help laughing out loud, "The relationship between Big Brother and Brother Yi is still so good."

"Back then, I made a bad friend by mistake." Shi Jianhua rolled his eyes at Gu Yi indifferently, then lowered his head and continued to read the documents.

Listening to their conversation, Ye Zhizhou gradually calmed down.He gathered the mental power that had been scurrying out unconsciously, turned his head to Gu Yi and shook his head, and tightened his hand with Gu Yi.Concern leads to confusion. The trace of familiar mental power he noticed yesterday was not an illusion. Gu Yi was indeed his lover, and he did not admit his mistake.But what happened to Jianwen's scan results?There is no supernatural power, but there are signs of awakening spiritual power...

The kitten playing on Shi Jianwen's lap suddenly ran down, and then swished to the second floor.Shi Jianwen got up helplessly, with a look like a cat slave, "Why did Baozi suddenly become so noisy... Sit down, I'll go up and look for him, so he won't mess things up."

[The love probability between Shi Jianwen and the protagonist has dropped to 80%, please make persistent efforts to the host. ]

Ye Zhizhou watched him go upstairs and touched his chin.It only dropped by 80%. It seems that the trick of returning the cat is not very effective. The plot he changed will help the protagonist use what he learned when he was a cat next to Shi Jianwen to cater to Shi Jianwen's preferences. , Gaining Shi Jianwen's favor has no effect at all.And sometimes Jianwen's scan results... Is it a special case, or are all male protagonists like this?

What can I do? The protagonist has a clear purpose. After becoming a human, he will definitely find an opportunity to meet the male protagonists. In addition, the protagonist has already figured out the characters of the male protagonists when he was a cat. It is difficult to gain the favor of the male protagonists. It's as easy as turning the palm of your hand... No, we can't let the remaining male protagonists meet the protagonist.At least he couldn't let them meet until he figured out what the protagonist wanted from them.And that scan result, he also had to figure it out as soon as possible.

In the new plot data, due to the disappearance of Gu Yi's role, the meeting between the protagonist and Xiao Rui was brought forward. At this time, Chang Yao hadn't left the country, and the protagonist hadn't been sent to the hospital... The soul of the protagonist must return to his body, as soon as possible!

After leaving Shi's house, Gu Yi wanted to buy clothes for Ye Zhizhou, but Ye Zhizhou declined.

"I'm still a gangster now, are you sure you don't want to apply for an ID card for me first?" Ye Zhizhou tugged at the clothes on his body, looking listless, "The few sets of clothes you bought for me at noon are enough for me to wear, Gu Yi, I'm a little sleepy and I want to go back to sleep." He said and pressed his waist.

Seeing this, Gu Yi really misunderstood, reached out and rubbed his waist for him, thought for a while and said, "Then I'll take you home to rest first, and I'll take care of the ID card right now. Be good at home, I'll come back tonight Take you out to eat delicious food."

Ye Zhizhou nodded quickly, and gave him a smirk.Gu Yi was stunned for a moment, leaned over and kissed him, and drove home.

After confirming that Gu Yi had left, he lifted the quilt and got up, first used his mental power to fool the surveillance at home, and then began to stumble and set up a formation, muttering dissatisfiedly, "It's okay to put some jade at home, and turn on the surveillance surveillance every day. Thief, it’s inconvenient to do anything..."

It took a full hour to set up a primary phantom array, and seeing that it was getting late, he hurriedly picked up the cash left by Gu Yi and went out, took a taxi and ran towards the protagonist's house.

The protagonist's mother has left the protagonist and ran away, and now Chang Yao is taking care of the protagonist's body.Calculating the time, Chang Yao should be in class now, and the protagonist’s home is the only one at the moment, and the nurse that Chang Yao hired nearby will only come to see him every one or two hours when Chang Yao is not around. He can take advantage of many loopholes big.

After successfully arriving at the door of the protagonist's house, he surrounded himself with spiritual power, concealed his figure and aura, then took out a wire from the space, and began to pick the lock.

After 2 minutes, the door was pried open, and he stepped in. After carefully identifying the atmosphere in the room with his mental strength, he ran towards the room where the protagonist was.