My cheat is the ultimate Boss [System]

When the woman went to the ghost world to reincarnate, left a bag of money and silver for the black man, and repeatedly told him not to let things go, Lu Xiuyuan left Huanling City with two children waiting to be fed.

With two babies, Lu Xiuyuan didn't dare to use Yimu Ruyi to hurry.What if a gust of wind accidentally blows these two children who are broken at the first touch and gets sick?

Thus, Lu Xiuyuan began the hard life of carrying one on his back and hugging the other, walking on two legs.At the same time, the super baby daddy Lu Xiuyuan also came out.

Apart from sleeping, the two little babies were of course left to eat, drink, and scatter. Lu Xiuyuan, who had never raised a child before, had one head and two big ones.

On the first day of the journey, Lu Xiuyuan ate his own food and didn't need to eat at all, so he naturally forgot that the two babies needed to be nursed.

then……

"Oh, you two little ancestors, don't cry, can't I just find food for you?"

The two babies who were placed side by side on a big paper boat were crying hoarsely and out of breath, and Lu Xiuyuan was so irritable that he was going crazy.He really wants to feed these two babies, but where can he find a nanny in the wilderness?If he had, he'd want to do it himself.

Lu Xiuyuan was in a hurry, and the two children were still crying, showing no sign of stopping.He squatted down with his head in his arms, and there was nothing he could do with the two babies.

Suddenly seeing a few fruits hanging on a tree in the distance, Lu Xiuyuan's mind flashed.He hurriedly called out to 290 who was taking the children and took refuge in the sea of ​​consciousness: "290, get out of here quickly."

—Ask me to take care of the children?Then I will not leave.

Veins popped up on Lu Xiuyuan's forehead. He was about to growl when he remembered that there were two scary children beside him, so he gritted his teeth and said in a low voice, "I'm looking for you to exchange things. Can you come out?"

——Only a few hundred luck points of yours?What can I change?

290's mocking voice sounded in his mind, Lu Xiuyuan: "..."

It was only then that Lu Xiuyuan remembered that these few hundred luck points were generously given to him by 290, otherwise he would be belching.

People under the eaves had to bow their heads.Lu Xiuyuan immediately changed his attitude, and said in a doggy way: "Master 290, can I owe you first?"

--Row!

290 very proudly and generously said yes, and then opened the system exchange interface.

—The system does not accept credit if the denomination exceeds [-] Luck Value.

Whoa, you fucking cock!Lu Xiuyuan gritted his teeth secretly, but he could only bear with asking for help.

——Also, there is interest on credit, not much, [-]%.

Lu Xiuyuan's jaw almost sprained.290%?What about usury!He said why [-] agreed so simply, it turned out that a hole was dug here for him, waiting for him to jump!

Lu Xiuyuan clenched his fists, and the children beside him cried hoarsely, as if they were accusing him of mistreating them.For the sake of his parents' reincarnation, he endured again: "Everything is worthwhile."

Lu Xiuyuan's heart was bleeding, and he was tricked again...

In the system exchange interface, I changed a box of saliva fruit with very little aura, and removed [-] aura points.Holding the white jade box in his hand, Lu Xiuyuan instantly tasted the feeling of being heavily in debt.

Thinking of him as the dignified second youngest of the Lu family, he never had to worry about money in his previous life, and in this life, he has everything he wants from a noble position, and he also doesn't worry about money, but unexpectedly, he fell into the hands of his golden fingers.

The systems of other people's time travel belts are all soft and easy to talk about, and they are even more amazing.Only his system is arrogant, vicious and cheating, and often goes on strike.It's so infuriating that people compare to others!

Feeling overwhelmed, he crushed the spiritual fruit into a puree, added some water and water, and Lu Xiuyuan broke a branch and used his spiritual power to whittle it into a small spoon, which was just the size of a baby's mouth.

Lu Xiuyuan carefully scooped a spoonful into the baby boy's mouth, and the baby boy sucked the sweet pulp immediately.

Seeing that the baby boy was fine after eating, Lu Xiuyuan wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

I thought that there were ordinary fruit exchanges on the system exchange interface, but I didn't know that they were all spiritual fruits.Only this saliva fruit is first-order, and its aura content is not high.Recalling that he almost ate the seven-tailed colorful feather chicken by mistake and almost burped, and because of this, Yan Shuyuan adulterated a book, and was punished by his master, so he was heartbroken.If 290 hadn't repeatedly ensured that the reincarnated babies of his parents could eat the spirit fruit, he wouldn't have dared to feed it.

Looking at it now, it really is the same as what 290 said, there is no problem at all, and his face looks a lot ruddy.Lu Xiuyuan immediately felt relieved, and used his true energy to control the vines to slowly feed the two baby dolls.After they were full and began to feel drowsy, they used vines to set up the paper boats on both sides and swayed slowly.

The two little ancestors finally slept soundly, and Lu Xiuyuan felt more tired than fighting a battle.

In other words, seeing this pink and tender baby sleeping soundly, Lu Xiuyuan couldn't help but yawn and feel sleepy.

Although he really wanted to sleep, but if he fell asleep, who would look after the child? 290's scam is definitely unreliable.

Lu Xiuyuan patted his face to cheer up, and led the paper boat floating beside him to the direction of Yudu.

Ten days later, in the capital city of Yu, the Tower of Invitations to Immortals.

"Xiao Er, serve two side dishes."

A young man who was pulling a one-meter-long paper boat approached. Xiao Er hurriedly put down the tray in his hand, opened the seat for him, poured him a cup of hot tea politely, and said with a smile: " Apart from two small dishes, what else do you need?"

The young man glanced at the paper boat, and Xiao Er's curious eyes also slipped over. They were two baby babies who were less than a month old.

Xiao Er's smile twisted, and he silently cursed in his heart: This handsome fairy elder actually has a child?or two?Didn't it mean that it is difficult for ascetics to conceive offspring?

Lu Xiuyuan didn't notice Xiao Er's probing eyes, he only thought that the two children had eaten the saliva fruit for more than ten days, but they didn't drink a sip of milk, it was a crime.So he said, "Can you find me a nanny?"

"Grandmother?" Xiaoer scratched his head in confusion at first, then out of the corner of his eyes, he saw the two sleeping baby dolls, and suddenly realized: "Guest officer, please wait a moment, the little one will go find it." Then he looked at Lu Xiu anxiously. Far away, motionless.

Lu Xiuyuan took out a few pieces of low-grade spirit stones without a word, and Xiao Er ran to the back kitchen to prepare vegetables, then rushed back out and smiled at Lu Xiuyuan, and rushed out of the gate of Yaoxian Tower to find the nanny.

Lu Xiuyuan leaned on the back of the chair paralyzed, feeling exhausted. He finally realized how hard it is for those mothers who take care of their children full-time.Fortunately, he turned himself around, and there will never be such a sweet and tiring burden of children in the future!

The children were still sleeping soundly, and before the food was served, Lu Xiuyuan simply wrote a letter, folded it into a paper crane, entered a divine thought, and threw it out with a wave of his hand.

The moment he let go of his hand, the paper crane immediately "lived" and flew out flapping its paper-folded wings.

After doing this, Xiao Er happened to bring a young and beautiful woman about 20 years old.

"Guest officer, the nanny you are looking for."

"Yeah." Lu Xiuyuan nodded, got up and pulled the paper boat and said, "Arrange a private room with the window facing the market."

"Okay, okay." Xiaoer nodded without hesitation, smiling so hard that his teeth can't see his eyes.Ouch, it's rare to meet a generous customer, but the attitude should be better.

Xiaoer is very attentive and everything is covered.

The nanny was feeding the baby behind the screen, and Lu Xiuyuan was outside the screen, propping his chin with his hands, feeding slices of meat into his mouth, while staring at the window in a daze.

Speaking of which, it has been more than a year since he left Tianji Palace, and he doesn't know what happened to his master, maybe he still practiced and meditated as usual to refine weapons?

It's also possible that she was stalked by some little bitch?

Thinking of this possibility, Lu Xiuyuan immediately became very anxious, and cursed secretly in his heart: Why did the people from the Lu family come so slowly?Don't you value his father so much?Such procrastination, be careful that he takes his parents and runs away to make them cry.

Just as he was slandering, he saw a few monks with hasty expressions appearing at the end of the street. Isn't the leader wearing a black robe and collar his second uncle?

Lu Heng quickly walked through the lobby of the Yaoxian Building, asked the next Xiaoer, and knew that Lu Xiuyuan was on the second floor, so he trotted hurriedly to catch up.

When entering the private room, just as Lu Heng stepped into one leg, he saw Lu Xiuyuan roll the piece of meat in his mouth into his mouth with a stabbing sound, bit it and swallowed it a few times, and then complained with a stinky face: "It's so slow to come. .”

Lu Heng was slightly taken aback, then smiled and cupped his hands and said, "Sorry." His eyes scanned around, and finally landed on the huge killing screen.

Lu Xiuyuan raised his eyebrows, carefully observed his expression, and there was nothing wrong, so he said: "Don't look, it is indeed inside."

Lu Heng was all over immediately, and his voice was a little choked and hoarse: "Brother, he...isn't dead?" Then why didn't you come out to see him?Are you angry that he didn't speak for him back then?But at that time, father and the elders of the clan insisted on going his own way, and he, a second son who had no right to speak, was useless to say anything, and maybe it would make father even more unhappy.

There was a hurt look in Lu Heng's eyes.

The Second Monk Lu Xiuyuan and Zhang Zhang were puzzled, completely unable to understand why the person who was looking happy just now suddenly felt like an eggplant beaten by Shuang.

At this time, the nanny came out with two dolls in her arms, stared at Lu Heng with astonishment and disbelief, walked in front of Lu Xiuyuan, put the children into his arms and said, "Master Xian, the children are all fed, but how can we still feed them?" What are your orders?"

Lu Xiuyuan, who was still depressed in his heart because of missing his master, disappeared when he saw the cute faces of the children holding their hands and opening their mouths and yawning.He couldn't help stretching out his hand to tease the boy, who remained motionless and let him poke his pink cheek, very calm, as if he had a bit of the shadow of Lu Liang in the past.

Lu Xiuyuan withdrew his fingers and said to the nanny who had been waiting for a long time: "There is nothing else, you can go."

As he said that, he took out a string of small gold beads and gave it to her, the nanny took it over flattered and withdrew.

"You don't have to guess, they really blew up Jindan and died."

After dismissing the nanny, Lu Xiuyuan was free to take care of the petrified Lu Heng.Seeing him staring at the baby boy with his mouth slightly open, he seemed to be in disbelief.Lu Xiuyuan couldn't help but explain aloud.

"The person who blew his golden core lost his mind and soul, why..." Lu Heng quickly recovered his voice.

"Ahem..." Lu Xiuyuan turned his head and mouth twitched guiltily, he couldn't explain to him how he used the soul lamp to condense their souls, and then indulged in 290's haunting world, right?

Lu Xiuyuan pushed the paper boat with the children in front of Lu Heng, and said domineeringly: "I used special means to condense their souls, and you don't need to know how. You just need to know that they are Lu Liang and Li San It’s fine if there’s nothing wrong with your mother.”

After finishing speaking, he pushed the paper boat into Lu Heng's arms, turned around and jumped onto the window stable, turned around and waved goodbye to the stunned Lu Heng: "Take care of them, don't let them be wronged, or I will not be able to do it in Tianji Palace." I will spare you."

No matter what, first give his parents a big backer. Those crooked people in the Lu family want to touch his parents, and they have to consider whether they have that weight.

"Wait……"

Lu Heng raised his hand to hold him back, but Lu Xiuyuan seemed to know what he wanted to say, with a push of his palm, his whole body jumped out of the window.His body fell weightlessly in an instant, a green light flashed, and he was already standing on Yimu Ruyi.

Lu Xiuyuan waved at Lu Heng and said, "Please pay for the food. There will be a date later."

Then it really turned into a streamer and flew away, leaving behind Lu Heng who hadn't reacted yet and a pair of dragon and phoenix twins who had been abandoned by him.

Until Lu Xiuyuan's figure could no longer be seen, Lu Heng retracted his outstretched hand in mid-air, smiled wryly and shook his head.Sure enough, he didn't want to have anything to do with the Lu family, so he directly cut off the karma with his brother.

Lu Heng said to the two children who were sleeping without knowing anything: "Brother and sister-in-law, I will take good care of you."