God, he always changes me

When Jiang Che woke up, Brother Bao was still playing games in full swing, but the thin monkey woke up and ran to the toilet over and over again.

"The lunch box on the train is poisonous." The thin monkey pulled a few words out of his teeth.

Brother Bao said heartbrokenly: "The box lunch you ate yesterday just had an attack today, and you can still catch a cold while sleeping on a [-]-degree day. Oh my god, give me this physique!"

Lu Mei touched the short sleeves that were stuck with sweat, and looked at the thin monkey running to the toilet over and over again in amazement and envy.

It was really uncomfortable for her clothes to stick to her body, so Lu Mei decided to take a shower.But it's embarrassing to ask him to call the thin monkey out of the toilet. After all, I just met today, so it's not convenient to say anything.What's more, Lu Mei was born with a slow fever and has a terrible unlucky physique. Few people dare to go to his side, and she is used to giving convenience first, and often puts her own needs at the end.

The thin monkey is more anxious, and no one is unfamiliar with the overwhelming pain in the lower abdomen.

Lu Mei slowly folded and changed clothes, waiting for the thin monkey to come out.About 10 minutes later, the sweat on Lu Mei's body dried up, and the thin monkey came out with a pale face clutching his belly.

"I'm going to take a shower." Lu Mei picked up his clothes and rushed to the toilet. What he wanted was to make a quick decision, otherwise the skinny monkey would have a stomachache.

Unexpectedly, the thin monkey yelled anxiously from behind: "Don't go!"

Lu Mei abruptly stopped halfway, looking at the strange-looking thin monkey for no reason.

"Hey." The thin monkey smiled dryly: "You still have to wash it at night after washing now, don't waste water resources, we have to save water for the brothers in the north, right?"

Brother Bao who was playing the game on the other end sighed when he heard the words, lost his mind for a moment, and was instantly overwhelmed by the opponent's stunt: "Damn!"

Lu Mei hesitated for a moment: "I wash quickly, if your stomach still hurts, I will come out immediately."

The thin monkey jumped up and continued: "Lu Mei, are you hungry? Go out and buy some food for me."

"But..." Before Lu Mei finished speaking, Jiang Che, who had been engrossed in reading above him, suddenly spoke.

"There are people in 301, you go there to wash."

"Ah?" Lu Mei was completely stunned, where did she follow?

"Yes, yes, you go to 301. There is only one person on the opposite side today. It will be fine to take a shower. If you are thin-skinned and shy, I, Skinny Monkey, will tell him in person." Saying that, he pushed Lu Mei away.

Jiang Zhe was reading "Wang Anshi", written by Liang Qichao, one of the initiators of the Reform Movement of [-]. Halfway through the reading, he looked calm as usual, but he was disturbed.He moved his eyes away from the book, looked at the thin monkey and suddenly smiled, thousands of kinds of delicate flowers bloomed together, but this picture of a beautiful man chuckling made the thin monkey shiver out of thin air. Without moving his lips, he spit out a word.

"Smelly!"

"Damn! Jiang Che, come down, I promise I won't kill you." The thin monkey became violent instantly.But Jiang Zhe was still sitting on the bed reading a book, he didn't even bother to give him a look.

As dull as Lu Mei, she immediately figured out something, looked at Jiang Zhe gratefully, never dared to think about the smelly bathroom in her bedroom, and voted 301 instead.

It's getting late.Lu Mei looked at the time on the phone, and was a little surprised that she actually slept for four hours in one sleep until five o'clock.After taking a shower, he kindly asked the three of them if they wanted to go out to eat together tonight?

"Bring some back for me, anything is good, meat is the best." Brother Bao was not polite at all, staring at the computer screen intently, muttering in his mouth: "Little boy, when the competition starts, I will definitely put you If you are out of the top ten, if you don't cry and call me daddy, you still dare to second me."

The thin monkey had all kinds of troubles today, and was squeezed by Jiang Zhe, and spread out on the bed like a soft tissue marine creature: "I'm good at everything, too."

"Okay." Lu Mei responded, looking at Jiang Che questioningly.

Jiang Zhe's hand flipping through the book paused.

Lu Mei quickly changed her words: "Jiang Che, if you don't want to go out and tell me what you want to eat, I can bring it back."

Jiang Che glanced at Brother Bao and Shouhou, their backs suddenly stiffened, and they hurriedly buried their heads in their small things, pretending nothing happened.

"go together."

"Okay, I invite you to dinner. You helped me so much today, and I don't know how to thank you." Lu Mei was too busy to respond.

When Jiang Zhe and Lu Mei walked away, the thin monkey wailed like a ghost: "Brother Jiang's aura is strong, it wasn't my illusion just now, it wasn't an illusion, did he warn me just now?"

"Skinny monkey, you are still too young," Brother Bao raised his face from the computer, his face colorful: "This is not an illusion, it is a blatant warning. Senior brother lost his sight."

The two victims, who were frightened at the same time, cried out about Jiang Che's various "evil deeds" with snot and a tissue.

"Hey? Brother Bao." The thin monkey suddenly cheered up: "Today is the first time I've seen Jiang Zhe be so caring about someone, helping Lu Mei with luggage, and going to dinner with Lu Mei, it's a fight with Lu Mei We've met twice!"

Brother Bao said mercilessly: "Three times, and once said you stink!"

"Damn!" There was an earth-shattering howl of ghosts and gods from bedroom 302.

"This voice seems to be..." Lu Mei vaguely heard the voice.

"There's no sound." Jiang Zhe said blankly.

Lu Mei immediately shut her mouth and followed Jiang Che cautiously.He found that Jiang Che didn't like to talk, and when he saw people he didn't even smile, he just looked at you as a greeting, but many people followed his trick and were happy to make friends with him.

He had heard of Jiang Zhe, the favorite student of Professor Zhou of the Department of Archeology.He was originally a high-achieving student at University B. After graduating from university, he decided to apply for a graduate student at University A, regardless of the many teachers in the public at B to persuade him to stay.Some people say that he came here for Professor Zhou. After all, Professor Zhou is a top-ranked scholar in China, and he has been found in almost all the huge ancient tombs excavated in the past 20 years.Some people also said that Jiang Zhe was chasing after beautiful women. Chen Chuqian, a talented girl from the Chinese Department of University A, was as popular as her appearance and her innocence and difficulty. She was almost the goddess of all the boys in University A.

Talented scholars and beautiful ladies, heroes are saddened by beauty, even the aloof Jiang Zhe cannot guarantee that he will not be tempted by Chen Chuqian.

Lu Mei sighed slightly, feeling sore in her heart.He has been keeping a secret since junior high school. He doesn't like delicate girls. Only boys with the same physique as him can make his heart beat. He is the legendary gay.

"What to eat?"

"Ah?" Lu Mei came back to her senses and hurriedly said, "Anything is fine."

Jiang Che's pretty lips were tightly pursed, and Lu Mei couldn't help but take a second look.

"There is a Chinese fried restaurant near the school, the taste is not bad, go there."

"Okay." It's really a beauty who has misled the country, and the beauty can say anything.

Lu Mei thought that Zhongchao mentioned by Jiang Zhe was just an ordinary small frying shop, but when he got there, he was dumbfounded.Fulaixing looks grand on the outside, but the interior decoration is very old-fashioned. The table used is not a modern and simple style, but the Eight Immortals table that is common in rural areas. The red lanterns add to the atmosphere, which is very similar to the ancient Taibai Building.

It's not that this store doesn't know, and the staggering cost is directly proportional to its characteristics.Wouldn't the cost of inviting Jiang Zhe here be too high?Lu Mei glanced at Jiang Che who was calmly ordering food, and swallowed impatiently, eating soil for two months is nothing!As long as Jiang Che is happy.

While waiting for the food, Lu Mei kept looking for topics to chat with Jiang Zhe.Jiang Che could respond to all of them, which was not considered a win-win but also made Lu Mei happy.He knew Jiang Che's temper, although he didn't know if Jiang Che treated everyone like this, but if a person is willing to have dinner with you, at least it means that he still wants to see you.

Eight dishes?Lu Mei was dumbfounded. Sweet and sour fish, boiled beef, braised eggplant in soy sauce, rice balls made with wine...all of them were his favorites, but what followed was a burst of liver pain. Do two people need eight dishes?

"It's all my favorite food!" Lu Mei murmured.

"What a coincidence!"

"..."

Jiang Che picked up a piece of beef and put it in Lu Mei's bowl: "Eat."

Lu Mei returned a smile: "You eat too, I'm treating you today, you're welcome."

Jiang Che raised his eyebrows, and there was an imperceptible smile on his stern face: "If you can't finish eating, you can take it away."

Definitely pack it!Eight dishes, even if I turn my grief and anger into a pig, I can't finish eight dishes, and this dish is so delicious that he can't wait to swallow his tongue, and he can't bear to throw it away.

During this meal, Lu Mei's head seemed to be stuck to the bowl, and Jiang Ze added vegetables to Lu Mei from time to time.If Lu Mei took a look at Jiang Zhe in his busy schedule, he would find that Jiang Zhe didn't eat a few bites the whole time, and almost all looked at him with a smile.Of course, if someone who is familiar with Jiang Che passes by and sees this situation, he must look like he has seen a ghost, and by the way, he will curse, "I'm a big fool!"

Lu Mei didn't eat much, and she felt that her stomach was going to burst and she still left half of the food.Called the waiter to pack.Lu Mei smiled and asked Jiang Che to sit and wait for him, then went to the front desk to pay.

Seeing Lu Mei take out the wallet to get the money, the professional smile of the cashier beauty froze for a moment: "Mr. Jiang is the VIP of our store, and all his expenses in this store are paid uniformly every year."

Does that mean no payment?

Lu Mei didn't give up and asked: "It's mine this time, can't I pay?"

The cashier lady shook her head apologetically.

"Okay!" Let's give the money to Jiang Zhe!

Lu Mei was in a complicated mood and couldn't figure out what Jiang Zhe meant, so she agreed to treat him, but brought him to Fulaixing. She was obviously a VIP here, but she didn't stop him when she saw him come to pay.In a blink of an eye, I saw Jiang Zhe walking down the stairs carrying two bags. From Lu Mei's perspective, Jiang Zhe's legs were particularly long, and his expressionless face softened a bit.

Lu Mei immediately took out the money and handed it out without looking at the amount: "It's agreed, I'll invite you."

Jiang Che didn't even look at the money, he just said lightly, "Next time!"

next time?Will you eat with me next time?

Ok!

Next, Lu Mei is going to the fried shop to buy dinner for Shouhou and Brother Bao.Jiang Che said no, pointing to the two bags in his hand.

Lu Mei: "Just packed?"

Jiang Zhe nodded lightly: "They don't mind."

Lu Mei stuttered a little, it's not a question of whether you mind or not, the problem is that we eat and drink here, but bring the leftovers to our roommates, even if the roommates don't know, it's not proper etiquette.But seeing Jiang Che taking it for granted, Lu Mei wondered if she was thinking too much.