[Rebirth] Internet porn growth history

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Planning Department 100——Xiang Meng

Planning Department 007——Manager Zhang Jinian

Planning Department 044——Leader Li Wei

Propaganda Department 011——Lingyaoyao, a coquettish and coquettish man, there will be drama in the following.

Propaganda Department 003——Manager.Will become the boyfriend of Lingyaoyao.There will be drama later.

Planning Department 005 - a female card in the planning department.There will be drama later.

Lu Heng's weibo blew up all the drowsy people in the middle of the night!

Fog grass!Fog grass!Fog grass!

A well-known Weibo blogger scammed a corpse!

A large group of Lu Heng's fans were shocked, including the certified night owls inside the company. While they were terrified, they remembered to comment, like and repost, so it was another sensation!

"Hello boss, hello to the boss' dog!"

At the same time, the few melon-eaters who were watching Lu Heng and Xiangmeng's Weibo were stunned, I'm going to make a big fuss! ! !

Mochi is a "successfully attracted attention series" ah! ! !

"This must be a coincidence, a misunderstanding...a picture can't really explain anything..." the onlookers thought stubbornly.However, they don't know that they will be slapped in the face in 360 degrees in the next chapter.

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴The faces of people who eat melons are not 360° balls!!

#卢恒发微博# This incident is really not a small one, and it was also a popular headline on Weibo that night.But this has nothing to do with Xiangmeng baby who goes to bed early and wakes up late.

As soon as Xiang Meng entered the company, he felt that everyone's emotions seemed to be a little high. After asking the colleagues at the next table, he found out that Diji Asia Headquarters decided to organize a trip on the National Day, all at public expense.Xiang Meng counted on her fingers, the National Day will be next week.Sure enough, the benefits of big companies are better?

Xiang Meng didn't look forward to traveling too much, because he actually wanted to stay at home.

Xiang Meng went to the tea room to pour water in the middle of his work, and the team leader Li Wei also followed him in, looking like he had something to do with him.

"Xiang Meng..." Li Wei was having a hard time opening his mouth, and looked outside the door as if asking for help, but all of them glared at him. QQ

"Is there anything the team leader can do?" Xiang Meng asked in a considerate manner.

Li Wei sighed, and resignedly wrote a string of addresses on the note, hoping that Xiang Xiaomeng would remain innocent, cute, kind and pure after entering, "This is the company's private network, everyone wants to invite you in, Remember to keep the address a secret."

Xiang Meng tilted his head, that's all?

Li Wei nodded sadly, the fresh and tender cabbage was about to turn into soggy pickles.

In fact, Xiang Meng is already an old pickle. . .The extra eight years of effort were not in vain.

Xiang Meng returned to her desk, followed the instructions on the note, and successfully broke into Diji's interior.

planning department? ? ? : May I ask how to get the tail number at the back?

Planning Department 005: Xiao Mengmeng, I am the big sister diagonally across from you~ The tail number is the last three digits of the work permit.

Propaganda Department 011: Welcome cutie! ! !

People who eat melons: Welcome to cutie! ! !

planning department? ? ? : ...Won't taking the serial number reveal anything?And my name is not cute.

Planning Department 007: I am your manager.

Xiang Meng looked at the door of Zhang Jinian's office in the distance, did this private network already pull in all the high-level executives?No wonder I'm not afraid of being exposed, I'm really afraid.

Planning Department 100: I changed it. . . .Why are the last few digits of my work permit an integer? (-ω-)

Planning Department 005: You can be lucky if it’s not 010~

Planning Department 100: ...

Propaganda Department 011: ...

Planning Department 007: ...

People who eat melons:  …

Li Wei stared at the intranet silently. Fortunately, the newcomers who just joined the Internet could not see the previous conversation records, otherwise Xiang Meng would have known that he had already become popular in the entire head office.

Xiang Meng didn't expect that she would be treated so enthusiastically. After all, the whole company is full of well-dressed elites. I really don't know which funny net I thought I joined!

#On the Unknown Side of the Elites#

Propaganda Department 011: @计划部100 Look how well our tail numbers match.

Planning Department 005: Spirit Yaoyao, I warn you not to touch our little angels!

Propaganda Department 003: I will drag this old idiot away for everyone.

People who eat melons: Be sure to beat them to death! !

Planning Department 044: @ Planning Department 100 Did you forget the documents to be delivered at ten o'clock?

Planning Department 100: Team leader! ?Hey~ I'll go to QAQ right away

People who eat melons: @模拟部044 You bad silver!Forget it, since the little angel is not here, then we have to go to work.

Li Wei wants to cry but has no tears, how can he break the company if he accidentally offends the whole company.

Lu Hengshi browsed the intranet and found that the children had also joined it, and suddenly found it more interesting.Do you want to meet the children again at noon?Secretary Li Lingwen knocked on the door and entered the office. Seeing the boss looking at the computer with a cool handsome face, he had no doubt that the other party was serious about his work.

#The poor secretary who can’t understand the boss#

During lunch, Xiang Meng will naturally not be stupid again.He held the spoon in his hand and beat him to death, determined not to give anyone a chance to feed... Then... Xiangmeng ate the cauliflower picked up by the chopsticks on the opposite side.

"..."

It's hard to guard against!

"Eat well."

Xiang Meng nodded in a daze, put down the phone, and ate obediently like a primary school student QAQ

Satisfied, Lu Heng fed Xiang Meng another piece of meat.

The people who didn't know the situation were so frightened that the melon seeds fell to the ground.

I always feel that the big boss is raising Xiang Xiaomeng as a mascot!The rotten girls in the headquarters were so excited that they were about to scream, and they were gentle and pampered by the president Gong X’s young 丨 cute staff 丨, 30 words of flesh 丨 every minute, okay!

After Lu Heng left, Xiang Meng was surrounded by crowds.

Li Wei hesitated to speak, "Xiao Xiang, have you known the boss for a long time?"

Xiang Meng wanted to cry without tears, "I don't know! I just know that he lives next door to me now..."

"..." Li Wei and countless people eating melons.

***

Li Lingwen followed closely behind Lu Heng, "Boss, should you pay attention to your image?"

"Image? Which is more important in the future, sex or image?" Lu Heng raised his eyebrows.

Li Lingwen wanted to cry: What the hell kind of boss is this! ?

"I was going to transfer the kid to be my assistant, but you refused." Lu Heng blamed Li Lingwen rather resentfully.

Blame me? ! ! !

Xiang Meng's brain froze, and she returned to her desk in a daze, what the hell was going on!Why did you pick me as the only one to eat and play with mobile phones! ?

Private network within the company.Referred to as "public-private network".

Planning Department 005: It's so pitiful, the little cutie was scared by the big boss into a trance, and she hasn't recovered yet.

Planning Department 044: It's the same for anyone!

Propaganda Department 011: I think the little angel is taken by the CEO.The president is a rival in love, so the pressure is great.

Planning Department 005: @Propaganda Department 003 Hurry up and take care of that little goblin in 011!

Planning Department 044:005 There are always reasons for not getting married.

People who eat melons: +1

Planning Department 005: Little Sisi, don't think I dare not beat you up just because you are the cute team leader! (#`dish)

Xiang Meng looked at the public and private websites, then looked up, and sure enough, she saw Li Wei being smashed by 005 with a ball of paper.Li Wei's next table is 005 Liu Feifei.

Planning Department 005: @044 How does the paper ball taste?

Planning Department 044: Dead baboons, big and fat, gentlemen talk but don't move.

Planning Department 005: Believe it or not, my mother demolished it after get off work?

People who eat melons: Where do you make an appointment after get off work?Add me to watch.

Planning Department 044 & 005: Get out! ! ! ! ! ! !

Many people in the department laughed out loud, and Xiang Meng knew that everyone was fishing.

Planning Department 100: You don’t care about me anymore, hey (TωT) I was frightened again today.

Propaganda Department 011: I care about you, come to brother's arms quickly.

Propaganda Department 003: Lingyaoyao, where did you hand over the documents I asked you to hand over.

Propaganda Department 011: I will send it to QAQ immediately

People who eat melons: The third brother is mighty! ! ! !

Lu Heng looked at the conversation between the public and private networks, and wondered if he really overdid it?Do children hate themselves?Lu Heng frowned in distress.

Planning Department 007: @ Planning Department 100 Have you offended the boss?

Planning Department 100: No, it's him who is so excited to tease me!Manager Xie cares about m(__)m

Secretary General: ...

People who eat melons: Surprised by the manager of the Ouchi! ! ! ! ! !

Secretary-General: If you say one more word about the chief executive, I will notify all departments? ! ! !

Planning Department 007: Intimidation and threats are useless, who doesn't know that your secretariat is shriveled! ?

Secretary-General: Agent Zhang, Ma De 007, you are generous! [gritting teeth.gif]

Xiangmeng's manager, Zhang Jinian, ignored the threat, calmly took a sip of water, and continued typing on the keyboard.

Planning Department 007: Ouchi, you should know why the boss made 100!

Secretary-General: Hehe... It's rare for the boss to meet a child, and his bad taste broke out, and he was playing with it. Who said that Diji didn't have this kind of breed before?It is estimated that the boss feels fresh...

Secretary General:! ! ! ! ! ! !

Secretary General: Boss calls, retreat.

Planning Department 100: Is it my fault for growing up like this? 〒▽〒

Planning Department 007: Think about it. [shoulder clap.gif]

People who eat melons:  …

All the people in the head office who were stealing fish were slandering at this time: I didn't expect the boss to be such a person, tsk, don't be fooled by appearances.

The sadness in Xiangmeng's heart flowed like a river, no wonder Lu Heng always called himself "little friend".

Li Lingwen was inexplicably called into Lu Heng's office and got a large number of tasks. The simple Li Lingwen wondered, why the boss is always so accurate in timing? fuck!

I don't want to be cute at all: So the boss is such a person!I'm already 22, and I can't be more Moji!I'm not alone if I don't eat well, eh~

"Mengmeng, what is the relationship between you and Boss Lu?"

"Boss Lu posted on Weibo, did you know?"

"Stop making hype about Lu Heng, he's started playing Weibo."

After Xiang Meng posted Weibo, it was rare to see that there were no fierce words under Weibo, and she was not used to it quietly, so she went to check Lu Heng's Weibo.It turned out to be that rogue dog!The stupid dog's expression... tsk... indescribable!

Xiang Meng didn't have any special feelings when he saw Weibo. He always told the truth and there was no hype at all, so he completely ignored the comments below. Whether Lu Heng played Weibo or not did his shit.

Looking at the big silly dog, Xiang Meng couldn't help but comment at the bottom, "Rogue dog silly Lu Qi╭(╯^╰)╮" Anyway, he is a small ID now, so Xiang Meng is not worried at all that he will be caught by Lu Heng. See.With so many comments, he buried himself every minute. He didn't believe that Lu Heng would read them one by one.

Scolding his dog in the dog owner's territory feels like flying into Meng's heart!The resentment of being teased (molested) at noon also dropped a little.

...Xiang Meng didn't know that Weibo also had a function of "comment reminders from people I follow". Lu Heng... "quietly followed" him [doge.jpg]

When Lu Heng saw this comment, he couldn't laugh or cry, as if he could imagine Xiang Meng's embarrassing expression, so he changed his private follow to normal mode, and reposted that comment.

Lu Heng V: Lu Qi likes you very much. //I don't want to be cute at all: the rogue dog silly Lu Qi╭(╯^╰)╮//Lu Heng V:  …

After reposting, Lu Heng put his phone aside, not caring what kind of storm and waves it would cause on the Internet.

Where is this "I don't want to be cute at all"? ! ! ! ! ! !

As soon as Xiangmeng went home and turned on her phone, she felt that the way to open Weibo today was not right!Although he wants to be an internet celebrity, he doesn't feel safe at all when he becomes popular overnight.

Holding her own kidney fruit, Xiang Meng temporarily ignored the rising number of fans and began to find out the reason.

I don’t want to be cute at all: !!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ It must be because I turned it on in the wrong way, why would the boss pay attention to me!

Xiang Meng put the phone screen upside down on the sofa, took a deep breath, and said to herself: After the phone is unlocked, nothing will happen. This must be a pure daydream. It must be...

Xiang Meng closed her eyes, ready to turn on the phone, and then... the doorbell rang.

Xiang Meng never allowed the servants to stay, so the servants would leave every time they finished their work, so Xiang Meng had to open the door by himself now.

As soon as Xiang Meng opened the door, the tall and handsome Lu Heng caught his eyes, and then the stars and the moon behind the man——

It has completely turned into night.

Xiangmeng let out a "wow", and turned around like the wind and rushed back to the sofa to get her phone. Everything that happened on Weibo is still there, and my daydreams are still there, QAQ!

Lu Heng thought that something had happened to Xiang Meng, and followed him in, only to see the other party looking at the phone with a look of tears.The big watery eyes drooped pitifully and aggrievedly.

"What's the matter, kid Xiangmeng?"

Lu Heng squatted down and looked at Xiang Meng who was lying on the sofa. Xiang Meng turned his head decisively. Xiang Xiaoyu was already stranded on the sofa and didn't want to talk to you.

"Xiang Xiaomeng?"

"Humph!" ╭(╯^╰)╮

Lu Heng had no choice but to forcefully pull out the claw machine in Xiangmeng's hand to see what happened.It turned out that it was because I forwarded his Weibo.Hey, what a sad news.

Lu Heng sighed hypocritically.

"How about I delete Weibo?" Lu Heng formally asked Xiang Xiaoyu for his opinion.

Xiang Xiaoyu flopped awkwardly on the sofa and turned around, took the phone, and said, "It's useless, everyone knows now."

"It's all your fault!" Xiang Meng looked at Lu Heng resentfully.

Lu Dasha shrugged, looking like a big fish is not afraid of a small fish.Squeezing his cute and tender face, his heart was so soft that it almost melted away.How could there be such a cute, soft, legitimate, and just young man?

……

Li Wei V: I seem to know who you are →_→@一点不想萌//Lu Heng V:  …

Li Wei, the team leader of Kengmeng, started the forwarding, and the Diji Vs who didn't think it was lively enough joined in the ranks of forwarding "→_→", Xiangmeng was ashamed. (#'Д') Mud Meng plays triumphantly

Xiang Meng picked up her phone and sent a Weibo message in grief and indignation.

I don’t want to be cute at all: If you dare to blow up my photos, I will kill you o('^｀)o

Everyone in the company: I suddenly have a lot of expectations~ I want to be killed by a little angel丨~(*/w＼*) so embarrassing

Xiang Meng & Lu Heng: ...

Xiang Meng|T~T) The urban routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside

Lu Heng coughed lightly, and instead of looking at the sales limit of those people in the company, he asked Xiangmeng, "Have you had dinner yet?"

"Forget!" Xiangmeng jumped up from the sofa and ran to the restaurant, but the food in the incubator was already a little cold.

Lu Heng followed behind Xiang Meng. Seeing this, he immediately said empathetically, "Go to my house to eat. I came here to ask you to eat at my place. I bought some fresh ingredients today."

Xiang Meng was a little moved, but still couldn't figure out Lu Heng's attitude towards him, so he hesitated a little, "...you're not good..."

"No one has eaten you." Lu Heng pretended to be an upright gentleman, and he didn't tolerate any second-guessing, dragging Xiang Meng to his home.

Lu Heng really didn't lie to Xiangmeng, a lot of delicious food made Xiangmeng's eyes shine, and his saliva kept flowing.

"This is a French snail, how does it taste?" Lu Heng ate slowly.

"It's always good!" Xiang Meng had a good time, and suddenly thought of something, and asked, "You didn't make these yourself, did you?"

I heard that some rich people spend extravagantly airlifting food every meal... But Lu Heng doesn't look like that kind of person...

Lu Heng raised his eyebrows, "Isn't it delicious? I did make it, and I even made some snacks in the oven. It will be fine later."

Xiang Meng was so moved by this thoughtful words that she was about to cry, but why didn't you remind me to save some stomach QAQ

At this moment, the doorbell rang, Lu Heng asked Xiang Meng to continue eating, and went to the door by himself, and then a clear male voice sounded.

"Cousin, I'm here to see you!!!"

The mixed-race chestnut-haired boy put down his suitcase, shouted excitedly, and rushed towards Lu Heng.

Lu Heng dodged Han Ziqi's hug casually, and said coldly, "What are you doing here?"