[Quick Transmigration] Pandora's Blessing

Pandora didn't even take a good look at her man's appearance when she was so busy going to bed yesterday.

After watching it, I think... that's it.

But who made the setting that is half a head taller than him?

As a pure man, Pandora's cliff is more than 1.8 meters!

Half a head taller than him, it must be more than 1.9 meters.

Pandora said, do you want to be a pillar when you grow so tall?

He doesn't mind doing the Dinghaishen needle.

It can be big or small, long or short, thick or thin.

Last night, after a whole night of sex, Pan Gonggong's legs were a little weak, but Pandora was very energetic.

Pan Gonggong said, he doesn't really have the talent to absorb people's energy, does he?

Isn't that Lilith's exclusive talent!

With such a little fatigue, just cast a spell casually.

Pandora, who has always been used to relying on herself and not on the system, is a very qualified demigod!

Pan Gonggong is different. He used to live in a clay pot, and after he took shape, he continued to parasitize in other people's bodies. He could only commit crimes through the system, and there was no room for him to do it himself.

So which spell should be used for kidney deficiency and weak legs?

In other words, there is something to be clarified, it's really not that he can't do it!real!

The combat power of a human is about two to four shots before he gets down on the ground, but he has been working all night without drinking saliva!

He has just had his own entity, and his physical function is unstable, and it is normal that his divine power cannot run smoothly!

Just give him a moment!He can satisfy his wife to work hard for three days and three nights!Another three days and three nights!Do it until the sky is dark and the sun and the moon are dark!wish.

Pandora: When did I have this wish, why didn't I know it myself?

Pan Gonggong: Because I understand your heart!

Pandora: Do you understand that I want to change the heart of a man?

Pan Gonggong: Daughter-in-law, I can role-play whatever style you like!

That's right, Pan Gonggong just needs to change his body through the system, so he doesn't need to waste time hooking up with others.

The reason why there should be some people in this world who don't cheat...is because they are too lazy to cheat?

Pandora, who wanted to cheat and was too lazy to cheat, took Pan Gonggong and his wife, who were always on guard against his wife's cheating, to hell.

At this time, I have to say something in response to the situation.

"Let's go to hell together!"

What a beautiful word!

At the gate of hell, Pandora discovered a problem.

The watchdog is gone.

There should be no such thing as dereliction of duty, laziness and picking up girls.

After all, Cerberus is Hades' pet, and he knows his master's personality best, so he doesn't dare to go out to play during working hours.

Pandora and Pan Gonggong thought of a certain possibility at the same time, and then the bad premonition was out of control like a flash flood!

go further inside.

Fortunately, Charon is still there.

But the boat was gone!

Charon saw the two of them and reached out his hand in a businesslike manner.

Pandora kindly threw him two coins, "How can we get there without a boat?"

Charon immediately looked at them with country bumpkin eyes, "Have you heard of escalators? We have developed a tourist area in the underworld, and other places charge tickets. Those dead ghosts earn more than me! It's just me The ticket price has not increased! If Lord Eris hadn’t said that I, Charon, is a golden signboard in the underworld, and only repeat customers come from time-honored brands with old prices, I would have quit a long time ago!”

Pandora stroked her forehead with a deep face.

Pan Gonggong looked up at the sky with a vicissitudes of life.

Who has been in the underworld for how long?

And no one cares!No one cares!Lord Pluto doesn't care!

They were all spoiled by someone! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴ Speaking of which, what repeat customers does the underworld want? Could it be that it’s cheaper and everyone outside is rushing to hell?

Simply unable to complain.

Seeing their disgusted expressions, Charon quit immediately!

"Master Eris said that the underworld is too deserted and lonely. We need to let people outside know that although the light here is a little dark, it is actually a good place where neighbors are thriving and harmonious, and thousands of families contend with lights!"

Pandora couldn't help supporting the wall—Pan Gonggong's chest.

"Those idioms..." Pan Gonggong asked with a paralyzed face.

"It's all the exact words of Lord Eris!" Charon puffed out his chest proudly!

Pandora & Pan Gonggong: I think so.

"Help me up, I'm afraid I'll pass out on the way." Pandora said weakly.

Pan Gonggong smiled dotingly, "It's okay, I can wake you up if you pass out."

boom--!

Pandora punched Pan Gonggong's hard abs, successfully knocking him to the ground.

Pandora raised her fist to her eyes, blew lightly, then snorted coldly, and approached the shore.

"Here, yours." Charon handed over a small stone.

"what?"

"Ticket. See the two pillars over there? Just throw a stone into the small hole in the middle."

"..."

Pandora said automatic coin slot?What the hell is it on the cos subway or the cos bus?

"Why don't you just insert coins and buy tickets from you?" Pandora asked a very critical and scientific question!

However, Charon looked at Pandora like a country bumpkin again, "Of course it is for currency unification! Master Eris said that the times are developing, and when the time comes, the underworld, heaven, human, and sea will develop independently, and even the same country will issue different coins. currency. It would be too troublesome to create a device that can recognize the currencies of various places, or tickets are convenient. You don’t even understand this?”

Pandora: ...

Because what she said made sense, Pandora couldn't get angry.

However, Pandora said that it was obvious that the hillbillies in the underworld had never seen the world, so they were fooled by Master Xiaoxu so casually that they didn't even know who their boss was!

"Okay, let's go, don't block the traffic here." Charon lit a pipe, took a sip, and enjoyed it all over his face.

Pandora: ...Is this a prohibited item?

What the hell is the pervert surnamed Xiao Mingxu doing here?What!What!

Xiaoxu: For the progress of the times and the development of the underworld, I want to emit light and heat, bringing infinite vitality to this dark and cold land!

Pandora: No ghost will believe you.

Ghost: Agree upstairs.

Pan Gonggong: Daughter-in-law, have you forgotten something?

Pandora ignored the man behind him who was staring at his back affectionately, and stuffed the small stone into the center of the stone pillar.

beep!

A stone slab appeared on the surface of the river.

Pandora stepped on it.

Whoosh-!

fly over!

Pandora: In terms of practicality, this is really a cross-century invention... What the fuck.

This cliff is not about the development of the times, but the chaos of the times!

If you change the past casually, does this world have a future?

Xiaoxu: In this era, Medusa, Hercules, and Pandora no longer exist... children have been messed up for a long time.

Pandora: That makes sense.

Well, let's break the jar and smash it.

Crossing the River Styx, they saw ghosts distributing leaflets, ghosts performing on the street, and ghosts soliciting customers to experience the sauna in hell...

The gods of the underworld would never join forces with these little ghosts... No wonder!

Those ghost gods who can be named seem to be gathering a crowd to gamble.

Pandora and Pan Gonggong accidentally heard it when passing by.

The bet is whether Mr. Pluto lost his virginity!

Pandora & Pan Gonggong: My hearing is too good.

Pandora said that someone like Xiaoxu should be tried in a row by the three judges of the underworld!

Xiaoxu said that the interrogation has been done long ago, and the ending is the underworld you see now. [Smiling] "Are we jet lagged?" Pandora rolled her eyes.

Pan Gonggong looked puzzled, "What's the time difference?"

"Are you sure this is ancient Greece and not a different time and space?" Pandora's big white eyes didn't want to turn back.

Pan Gonggong sighed, and took Pandora's shoulders, "Baby, hold on. Our life is still very long..."

So there is still an infinite amount of time to live under the shadow named Xiaoxu!

After going through all kinds of hardships, the two finally came to Hades' palace.

Tired.

very tired.

"Master Hades~!!!"

"Wang Wang Wang!!!"

Pandora: ...

Pan Gonggong: ...

Tired.

very tired.

What a... nonsense scene!

Cerberus does not guard the gate because he wants to guard the chastity of his master!

Xiaoxu pounced on Hades when she disagreed with her, and Cerberus dragged her back.

Pandora wanted to ask, how long has this situation lasted?Also, Master Xiaoxu, what about the image of your divine god!

And here, Pandora had to admire Hades.

In such a chaotic scene, he was still able to deal with his own affairs as calmly as a mountain, without being affected by that pervert over there in the slightest.

Just look at it and get used to it!

"Cerberus, I know you covet my beauty, but you are wrong, do you know? How can you do such despicable behavior just because you want to monopolize my beauty! Even if my body is sealed by you But my heart has long been on Lord Hades! No matter what you do, it is useless!"

……

Pandora supports Pan Gonggong.

Pan attacked and supported the wall.

Hades stroked his forehead.

Cerberus said, I am a dog.Yes, I am a dog.I can't understand human speech, well, I can't understand.

"Why trespass?"

Hades obviously knew how to get along with Xiaoxu.

Well, just ignore her.

The corner of Pandora's mouth twitched, "Because the gods and ghosts in the underworld are busy."

When Hades heard this, he glanced lightly at Xiaoxu.

Xiaoxu looked back with an innocent face, "What's the matter? Lord Hades, have you finally discovered that I am so beautiful, and you have already fallen in love with me deeply!"

……

They didn't hear anything, eh.

"Why are you here?"

Pandora: ... By the way, why am I here?

After being made such a fuss by Xiaoxu, who still remembers those shitty things in Olympus!

"Hera and Venus want to have another beauty contest, and this time they want Lord Hades to be the judge."

Pandora is really broken.

Anyway, it doesn't matter whether he does the job well or not.

Because of Xiaoxu!

Hades' expression didn't change.

But if translated, it means "Are you kidding me?".

Xiaoxu knocked Cerberus unconscious, then ran to Hades' side, sat down on his legs, and leaned on his head.

A series of actions in one go!

Successfully lay on Hades' lap!

Breathtaking!

Pandora: I really want to poke my 24k titanium dog eyes blind!

"Hades, being idle in the underworld is idle, why don't you go out for a walk with me. You will know how pure and unpretentious I am only when you see those prostitutes outside! Just like a peerless little white lotus!"

Pandora: If I had a knife in my hand!

Pan Gonggong: You can't cut her with a thousand knives.

"I refuse." His Majesty Pluto's face was indifferent.

Xiaoxu chuckled, her wide-open eyes were clear and bright, "Hades, do you hope that when the time comes... I will hold you and appear in front of people?"

Oh yes, that's the threat.

Hades looked at her blankly.

"You know I'm not joking." The corners of Xiaoxu's mouth were raised, and the smile was beautiful.

It's so beautiful that I want to tear her face apart. ╮(╯_╰)╭ "OK."

Pandora didn't feel happy at all, okay?

He could only feel aggrieved that he couldn't spit it out and couldn't swallow it!

I really want to fight!

Or slap!

"you are so kind to me."

Xiaoxu frowned and smiled at him.

However, the next moment, the girl instantly restrained her expression, stood up slowly, and looked at Pandora.

"Pandora."

Pandora wanted to kneel on a conditioned reflex, and then she did.

"You can go back and report back. Your man stays. At that time, he will go to the banquet as Hades' entourage."

"Yes, Lord Xiaoxu."

"It's done, hurry up, and take your man out... Oh, and take this dog out, don't disturb me and Lord Hades, I'm so sweet."

The veins on Pandora's head twitched violently, and she kept taking deep breaths.

"...Yes, Lord Xiaoxu."

Hades continued to look at Xiaoxu expressionlessly.

It's not that no one cares, it's that they can't.

Hades wanted to throw people out countless times, and the gods under him tried to throw people out countless times.

Of course it didn't work.

It really doesn't make sense, not at all.

The most frightening thing is that the entire underworld is used to the existence of this scum!

Including the changes brought about by this scum!

Even Hades himself...

When Xiaoxu lay on his lap, what kind of mood was he in?