[Quick Transmigration] Pandora's Blessing

The night passed.

Yes, the night passed.

The queen and the second princess don't always go to General Gu to catch the adulterer in the middle of the night, otherwise the two people's "fornication" will become a firm fact.

Naturally, they don't care about the princess's reputation.

But if the second princess wants to marry General Gu, General Gu's reputation must be preserved.

So to catch rape... Hehe, I can only catch it in the morning.

Ask, what if General Gu really did something cough cough cough with the eldest princess?

Don't make trouble, the queen's eyeliner is all over the palace, the eldest princess said a few words in her sleep and turned over several times in one night, the queen knows everything.

Moreover, no one would believe that our General Gu would succumb to the princess's despotic power and obey her!

Even if the eldest princess uses force, she will definitely not succeed!

General Gu: ...This point...I can't seem to guarantee...

Of course, if the eldest princess didn't say anything, General Gu wouldn't say such unscientific things.

For example, a girl like the eldest princess who looks very weak can knock General Gu down!

... No, correction, it was knocked down by the quilt.

Pan Gonggong: Recently, there is a shortage of manpower in the palace. [Expressionless face] Pandora: Oh, then knock it down. [Laughs] Even if you don't want to be an attack, Pandora is a person with a penis anyway!

……

There is nothing wrong with this sentence, hmm.

Catching rape is also a science.

If you rush in with a group of people to question the two, you will also lose face and everything.

Let's pretend we don't know anything, don't notice anything, just drop by for tea!

Moreover, the queen didn't seem to know that the eldest princess was staying with General Gu, and they sang and sang with the second princess to trick General Gu out for interrogation.

Well, on the surface it is condolences.

General Gu always kept an expression on his face.

Because he could only understand the superficial meaning of what the queen and the second princess said, and he didn't want to talk anymore after answering the literal meaning.

How can I communicate if I don't understand at all?

So General Gu said that he just listened.

It doesn't matter if General Gu doesn't understand, there are people who understand and are willing to be his interpreter!

"General Gu, you are dedicated to the country, I can understand, but you also have to think about your own happiness. Most men like your age already have wives and children. I'm just asking, do you have something you like? people?"

In fact, this topic will be mentioned countless times every time I look back at the general's temporary residence in the palace.

General Gu has long been numb to such words. Of course, the answers are all the same, and he is annoyed by what he said.

"Back to the queen, I have no intention of marrying a wife, let alone a woman I like."

Pandora: Soon there will be a man I like.

The queen smiled implicitly, and the second princess followed suit.

Pandora sneered outside the door.

"Emotions can be cultivated slowly after getting married. Even if there is no one you like, then do you think there is no one who is suitable for your wife?" The queen gave the second princess a meaningful look.

The honest boy immediately shook his head, "Weichen has never thought about marriage."

Queen:  …

Second princess: ...

The emperor is not in a hurry to kill the eunuch!

Eunuch Pan: I'm not in a hurry.

Pandora said that this kind of single-minded person can only speak clearly!And do it!If you make a detour with him, isn't that putting yourself in and strangling him to death?

"I told you that marrying a wife and having children is a matter of course. There are three ways to be unfilial and to have no descendants. Wait a few more years and you will get older. Which girl would still be willing to be with you by then." The queen smiled lovingly laugh.

General Gu nodded seriously, "I know what the queen said."

Just as the queen was about to show a more loving smile, the corners of her mouth stiffened because of the straightforward boy's words.

"But Wei Chen is willing to dedicate his life to the country! Wei Chen has long been prepared to die in battle!"

The queen's face is green!

The second princess Xiaobaihua's expression is almost turning into a witch's face!

"Then...then your Gu family also needs to stay behind..." The Queen said with a twitching corner of her mouth.

Pandora: Heh, someone else's evil seed was left in the end?

"For the sake of the people, why not abandon my small family! The ancestors of the Gu family will understand me!"

The queen couldn't help but roll her eyes.

"General Gu, what I mean by this palace is..."

Women who have played Gongdou for a long time have this problem!

Obviously, the murderer's name only has two or three characters, at most four characters... Well, foreigners are excluded.

However, they must add a series of prefixes in front, and finally, let alone the murderer's name, they don't even know the murderer's gender!

...the example is fine.

Just like the queen in front of me.

Is it so difficult to say "I want to marry my daughter to you"?

If you say it directly, you will die!

Do you think it was the slice demon king that a certain Harry couldn't call his name directly!

"What the queen means is that she wants to marry her daughter who is as pure as a little white flower to you."

The door was pushed open roughly, and the princess, as flirtatious as a fiery red rose, walked in.

It's like walking down the catwalk.

Although the queen was annoyed at his sudden appearance, what he said really touched her heart, and she planned to pursue it while the iron was hot.

"Since we've talked about this, what does General Gu think?"

The second princess blushed with embarrassment.

General Gu looked back and forth between the three women, with a troubled expression on his face.

Women are fiercer than tigers!

In other words, he fought well, so why was Mao forced to marry by three women at the same time in this golden cage?

Pandora: Be content, this is a special treatment for the leading actor!

Well, yes, the male protagonist is used to be abused.

"That's right, General Gu. Could it be that marrying me as your wife is really difficult for you to accept?" Pandora brushed off her sleeves and smiled extremely charmingly.

As soon as he said this, the other three were stunned.

Always feel that the topic is a little off?

Pandora trimmed her hair, and raised the corners of her mouth lazily, "The Queen's daughter who is as pure as a small white flower...doesn't it mean Ben Gong?"

General Gu: ...

Queen:  …

Second princess: ...

Ha ha.

Everyone: What a ghost! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴ All the women in the world are dead... Even if all the men in the world are dead, the adjective "pure like a small white flower" is definitely not applicable to him!

"Or...the queen forgot that besides Pan Lingling, you also have a daughter?" Pandora raised her eyebrows high.

Queen: I only have one daughter, thank you.

Pandora flicked her long sleeves, walked over to General Gu and sat down, "I'm staying with General Gu for a night. I thought that after receiving the letter, the Empress came here in a hurry to be a matchmaker."

The queen probably didn't expect a woman to say such shameless words in the presence of outsiders!

There are three loopholes in the above sentence.

First, strictly speaking, Pandora is not a woman.

Didn't the queen always think so about this?

Second, if you want to talk about outsiders, except for Eunuch Pan... Who in the whole world is not an outsider?

...Well, in fact, there is no need for anyone other than Eunuch Pan.

Third, is this kind of shameless?Pandora is already very reserved, okay?

"Queen, two princesses, I really have no intention of marrying a wife!" General Gu's head was covered with cold sweat.

Why do you want to bully honest people like this!

"General Gu, it doesn't matter if you don't follow me, but I will never allow you to follow the second princess. What you can't get... I would rather destroy it. Including you, including the second princess." Pandora grinned. mouth, and smiled flamboyantly.

The queen really wanted to poke his nails in the face!

The second princess wanted to put this face directly into the frying pan!

"Princess! Please respect yourself!"

This sentence was not said by General Gu.

It was the queen who said it!

As a mother, she actually called her daughter "the big princess"!

General Gu remembered that a few months ago, the empress treated the eldest princess with a motherly face.

He really couldn't understand the emotions between women.

Pandora: I can't understand either. 【Indifferent face】

"If there is a queen who is not self-respecting, there will naturally be a princess who is not self-respecting." Pandora looked at the second princess pointingly.

The second princess completely subconsciously...began to shed tears!

"Queen..."

"Enough, I don't want to listen to you." Pandora stopped her with his hand.

The second princess clenched the handkerchief tightly, but two lines of tears instantly slid down her innocent face.

Pandora sneered, "Gu Zheng, do you want to marry this woman? She cries in front of you all day long. Before you can say anything, her eyes are already bleeding out. It seems like everyone in the world has bullied her."

The second princess looked ugly, covered her face with a handkerchief, then lowered her head.

Because General Gu couldn't see her hideous expression at the moment!

The queen patted the second princess's hand, and then smiled at Pandora, "My lord, I know that you like General Gu, but since General Gu didn't say anything, why do you take your anger on Lingling?"

"Empress." Pandora looked at her coldly, "If Gu Zheng says he wants to marry me, will you really not be a hindrance?"

The queen was taken aback, and then smiled with a stiff face, "What are you talking about, girl! You are all my daughters, and if anyone can get a lover like General Gu, I will be happy for you."

"Okay, empress, you said it yourself. General Gu and the second princess heard it." Pandora raised her head slightly and smiled complacently.

A very bad feeling came to the queen's heart!

It is impossible for the second princess to believe such absurd thing as "General Gu has a crush on the eldest princess".

Besides, so what if you like it?

It's just his face and body.

If the eldest princess really took off her clothes, General Gu would be so disgusted that he would want to cut him off!

Pandora looked at the second princess with a slanted hook at the corner of her mouth.

Princes and aristocrats, literati and poets who have received the education of "Zhihu Zhe Ye" since childhood, may take the so-called morality, ethics, face and reputation very seriously.

But soldiers are different.

They even see through life and death.

Only fight for a certain belief.

As long as their beliefs do not collapse, there will be no setbacks in their lives.

Gu Zheng doesn't care if he has a wife and children.

Then, does he still care about his wife, whether it is a man or a woman?

"It's still early for lunch, I wonder if General Gu is willing to accompany me for a walk?" The queen showed a loving smile again.

"I'm sorry, General Gu has already agreed to this palace. As a gentleman, the empress doesn't want her future son-in-law to be a person who doesn't keep her word, right?" Pandora raised her lips viciously.

General Gu: ... When did I promise?

Pandora: Now.

"Is that so? General Gu?" The queen looked at Gu Zheng with a smile.

Pandora also looked at Gu Zheng with a smile.

Is it stressful?

This is a woman!

Pandora: ... the mood is delicate.

We can't ask which side General Gu "wants" to agree to more, we should directly ask which side he "doesn't want" to agree to more.

But here's another problem.

Offending the queen or offending the eldest princess, which is more serious?

In terms of status, of course she is the queen, not to mention that there is a second princess standing by her side.

However, as far as the instinct of seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages is concerned, General Gu does not want to be an enemy of the eldest princess in his life!

Don't ask him why!he does not know!

It's not carnivores versus herbivores.

It's carnivores meeting even more vicious carnivores!

Therefore, General Gu could only succumb to the princess's despotic power.

It doesn't matter whether you give in or not, the eldest princess will definitely have another trick.

It's better to be more aware of current affairs, at least... die better.

General Gu stood up and made a long bow to the queen, "Back to the queen, I have indeed... promised the princess."

Both the queen and the second princess widened their eyes in surprise!

impossible!

They don't believe it!

The most important thing is not who General Gu promised.

What matters is who General Gu chooses in the end.

In this situation, General Gu chose the eldest princess and rejected the second princess.

The second princess began to panic, and the queen quickly pressed her hand.

"Since the queen and the second princess have heard it, then I will not send it away. Don't spoil the pleasure of visiting the garden because of Bengong and General Gu." Pandora curled her lips, her face full of sarcasm.

"The emperor is too alien. But since you have an appointment with General Gu, I will disturb you by staying here. Bengong and Lingling will leave and go back to the palace."

General Gu saluted her again, without the slightest intention to hold her back, "Congratulations to the queen, respect to the second princess."

Queen & Second Princess: This big log!

Yes, they had to think that way, General Gu refused the queen's invitation purely because he promised the eldest princess first.

Yes, just because General Gu is an upright and good man!There is no other meaning!No!

...If they knew that General Gu had not promised anything, would they be so angry that they vomited blood?

Well, so better not tell them.

When the two women finally left, Pandora turned her head and looked at General Gu with a half-smile.

General Gu is guilty, he must be guilty, he lied!

Just for a woman like a tiger!

You know, on the battlefield, no matter how big and strong the enemy is, he has never been timid!

That's different, General Gu.

Cannibalism depends on strength and experience.

however……

Species rely on instinct!

The instinct to identify natural enemies!

General Gu!you need to know!You and Pandora are not a species at all!

The non-human Pandora approached General Gu with a smile.

General Gu retreated as a matter of course.

Between advancing and retreating, General Gu was forced to the table by the eldest princess.

At this time, General Gu realized that this eldest princess seems to be much taller than ordinary women?

As long as General Gu bent down a little, he could meet the princess' eyes.

Of course, he was bending over backwards.

Because the princess is still approaching!

"Why are you lying?" Pandora caressed General Gu's face, "Because you want to be alone with me?"

General Gu's steadfast man blushed when he said it!

After all, she is a little Daisy who has never seen any woman, let alone touched a woman... No, no, no, little chick!

"Princess, I really have military affairs..." General Gu was still leaning back, trying to avoid someone's trickery.

Pandora let out a low laugh, and slowly pressed down, "Didn't you just say that you promised me that you would be inseparable from me for a whole day?"

……

General Gu: So when did I promise?

"Princess, it's not that I don't want to, and I don't mean to tease the princess on purpose, but... military affairs are state affairs, and I can't delay it!"

"Then... you can delay this palace?"

Boom!

Pandora just reached out and pushed, and General Gu fell on the table.

Posture...uh.

General Gu looked at the princess's alluring face getting closer and closer in panic.

This classic overlord poses with a hard bow!

However, such a posture is simply impossible for a female-on-male male.

Unless the eldest princess climbed onto the table.

but……

If it's male to male...then there's no problem at all! [Stand hands] Oh, there is a problem.

Pandora will not be hard.

Facing this person, he has no character at all.

He just hoped that the other party would be hard for him.

General Gu wanted to reach out and push him away.

However, the perverted Pandora always sees the right time to send her huge breasts up, causing General Gu's hand to retract halfway out!

I am so surprised!

There is a terrifying premonition that if you touch it, you will be responsible!

Well, General Gu's sixth sense is excellent! [Pat on the shoulder] "General Gu, I will let you go if you say a word, how about that?" Pandora patted his face with a smile.

Total bully face!

When General Gu heard this, it was as if he had received an amnesty!

"Princess please speak!"

"I want you to promise that you will never have any entanglements with Pan Lingling in this lifetime. Otherwise..."

Pandora narrowed her eyes slightly, her jade hand moved down slowly, and stopped on General Gu's waist.

If so, General Gu, who doesn't know much about men and women, was quite frightened!

"Otherwise, I will let you stay with my father-in-law. If I can say it, I will definitely do it. General Gu should have known this a long time ago, otherwise, I wouldn't have lied to the queen just now."

General Gu thought about it quietly, and then nodded, "I have always felt that I am not good enough for the second princess. What the eldest princess said, I agreed."

"No, you're wrong." Pandora's hand climbed up from below and landed on General Gu's chest.

"She is not good enough for you."

General Gu was taken aback.

"Trust me, she's not good enough for you. Even looking at it stains the eyes."

Pandora spoke very seriously, not at all as if she was slandering the other party, but was narrating the facts very seriously.

Such an expression, such a tone, will make people want to believe.

"The second princess has the body of a thousand pieces of gold, but the humble minister..."

The honest boy said in a daze.

Pandora chuckled lightly, and patted his face, "Virtue has nothing to do with status. General Gu, don't tell Bengong about such a simple truth, you don't understand."

General Gu was even more stunned.

About to be unbelievable.

Such a person, who is known as a misbehaved son, would say such a thing.

Regardless of high or low.

That's why this princess doesn't care about her identity and reputation, and behaves in her own way so recklessly?

At this moment, General Gu may feel that the distance between himself and this person seems to be getting closer.

Compared with the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty, compared with the concubines and crown princes, he and this person seem to be more able to talk to each other.

……too naive.

"Besides, both the queen and Pan Lingling are on the opposite side of the palace. So, General Gu, think about it. Standing in line is very important. Your colleagues in the court should have taught you this, right?"

Pandora snorted, put her hands on the table, and lowered her head.

Thanks to the eldest princess's body which is neither male nor female, he has created a figure even taller than some men.

Table dong is completely stress-free!

General Gu: I'm under pressure!

Well, it doesn't matter.

You know, in ancient times, the average height of women was around 1.5 meters to 1.5 meters five.

Pandora was a full [-] centimeters taller than them, and she stood out from the rest of the females!

General Gu was a little confused at this moment.

Isn't it a thing for princes to stand in line?

Even if you want to stand in line among concubines... Isn't this a matter for women in the harem?What's the matter with him as a general?

Pandora placed two huge balls on General Gu's chest, and stared into his eyes, "General Gu, you only care about the country and the people of the world, don't you? Then... it doesn't matter who sits on the throne Bar?"

General Gu's eyes widened instantly!

General Gu is just being straightforward, he really isn't stupid!

He doesn't understand the petty thoughts between women, but he still understands the affairs of the court very well!

and so……

The princess really said something incredible just now, right?Right!Bar!

"Princess, please be careful! If this word reaches the ears of the Holy One..."

Pandora smiled charmingly, "That's his misfortune."

Strike first.

It is still very easy to kill the emperor.

General Gu only thought that this princess was absolutely crazy!

"And...you see, we talk so close and so quietly. Our conversation, as long as you don't talk, I don't talk...who will know?"

Pandora smiled and shaved his face, "Or... General Gu is so ignorant that he wants to kill a little girl like me...?"

When General Gu heard this, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.

He really didn't know how to respond to such serious nonsense.

"General Gu, remember what I said to you at this moment. If one day the emperor is not well... I will depend on you, whether you choose to support the orthodox heir, or for the sake of the common people... bow to me."

After the soft whisper, a kiss as light as a feather fell on the man's forehead.

General Gu was stunned.

Because of his words.

Because of his kiss.

A rebellious princess, a traitor who covets the throne!

But what does that last sentence mean?

For the sake of the common people... bow to him?

Use him alone to exchange the common people in the world?

How can it be?

Pandora: Probably impossible, you can witness it with your own eyes. 【Smile】