[Quick Transmigration] Pandora's Blessing
Chapter 54 Too Perfect and Flawed
General Gu has won another battle.
Having made great achievements at a young age, it is no wonder that so many women in the imperial city have secretly agreed with each other, and it even caused the two princesses to fight over their heads.
The emperor was very generous in promoting Gu Zheng, after all, he was his future son-in-law.
At the same time, the emperor was not at all worried that Gu Zheng would rebel.
The emperor watched Gu Zheng go from a pawn to today, and he can say with certainty that Gu Zheng's mind is full of marching and fighting to defend his family and country, and he has no extra brain cells to think about other things.
No, I didn't even think about marrying a wife.
Pandora said, what good is such a big log?
He thinks it doesn't matter whether he is good or not, the important thing is that the eldest princess likes General Gu very much.
Very, very, very, like it.
Every time Gu Zheng goes out to battle, the eldest princess will secretly go to the tower to watch him leave.
In the same way, every time Gu Zheng made a triumphant return, the Eldest Princess would secretly greet him upstairs in the capital.
And all this, probably only the second princess knows.
If she knew, she wouldn't tell anyone.
The eldest princess has a really bad reputation.
In addition to making a fuss about her appearance, there is also her temper.
There is only one little eunuch beside the eldest princess.
You are a princess, you don't have a few self-serving maids around you, but you follow an eunuch instead, is that plausible?
Eunuch Pang didn't know the secret of the eldest princess, and he was chosen because of his temper.
It can be described in this way, like a puppet covered with a layer of human skin, without any popularity on it.
Such a talent is the most suitable to serve the shameful princess, isn't it?
General Gu's class returned to the dynasty.
The second princess will definitely wait at the palace gate.
Although Gu Zheng has no intention of loving his sons and daughters, he is not stupid. The second princess is so obvious, how could he not know what she means.
But Gu Zheng's own opinion...it will depend on what the emperor wants at that time.
Gu Zheng had decided to hand over his whole life to the country and the Holy One, and marriage was not in his life plan.
Unless the emperor's life is difficult.
As soon as the palace door opened, Pan Lingling greeted her excitedly...and fell on the ground.
There are assassins!
Everyone took a closer look... drink!Isn't this the legendary princess!
By the way, where did this big princess come from?
As soon as he appeared on the stage, he tripped his own sister for a shit|shit?
Pandora: Who is the real sister?Don't let the uncle casually identify relatives.
With so many court ladies and eunuchs present, it was never Gu Zheng's turn to help the second princess up... He hadn't thought of doing this in the first place.
He doesn't want to, Pan Lingling wants to!
Just about to get up by the hand of the maid, the little maid was kicked to the ground by Pandora again.
As a matter of course, the second princess once again fell a shit|shit.
what?
Can't hit a woman?
Hehe, Pandora is a woman now, women can do anything, right?
Pandora brushed off the hem of her clothes gracefully, pretending that she had done nothing immoral just now, and looked at Gu Zheng with a smile, "Please, General Gu."
Everyone: ...your sister is still on the ground.
"Second Princess, she..." the straightforward General Gu said very straightforwardly.
"Which is more important, family or country?" Pandora smiled coquettishly.
"Nature is the country." The upright boy will always be so upright!
"General Gu, please." Pan Duo stretched his hand and made a "please" gesture.
Crowd: ? ? ? ?
Gu Zheng looked at him incomprehensibly.
Pandora chuckled, and pointed to Pan Lingling on the ground, "Home." Then she pointed to Gu Zheng, "Guo."
Everyone: ...such serious nonsense...but it seems very reasonable.
"General Gu, why don't you keep father waiting for a long time?" Pandora corrected her posture, looking very majestic.
Gu Zheng thought about it for a while, then nodded solemnly, "What the eldest princess said is true. Second princess, I will take the first step."
Pan Lingling: Pan Raoyu, you bitch! ! !
The strong general was at the forefront of the team, followed by Pandora.
Before he left, he did not forget to turn his head and cast a look at Pan Lingling with extreme contempt.
This was the first time in Pan Lingling's life that she was angered! ! !Still being angry with that monster of the eldest princess! ! !
Pandora said, it’s okay, once you are acquainted twice, and you get used to it three times.
The civil and military officials of the whole dynasty are waiting for him.
Gu Zheng has won countless battles and received countless awards.
But this man has never been proud and complacent. He is always concerned about the safety of the border.
With such an honest man, the emperor can rest assured to marry his daughter to him.
Married to Gu Zheng, why don't you listen to the princess after marriage?
Yes, listen to the princess.
No one expected that the person following the General after this review was not the Second Princess, but the Eldest Princess!
But with the temperament of the second princess, how could she take the initiative to let General Gu out?
Could it be that the second princess has empathized with each other?
The emperor originally thought that Gu Zheng was destined to marry Pan Lingling, and the empress also meant the same.
But what is the meaning of this appearance in front of you?
Pandora stepped forward before everyone could speak, and bowed to the emperor in vain, "Father, I implore my father to grant marriage to my son and General Gu."
Manchu civil and military:! ! ! !
The emperor was stunned, "You are..."
Pandora chuckled, and took Gu Zheng's hand with lightning speed...and put it on her chest!
Everyone:! ! ! ! ! !
Gu Zheng was completely dumbfounded.
"You have all seen that General Gu is contemptuous of Ben Gong. If General Gu does not marry Ben Gong... then he will be punished for offending the princess."
Everyone: Hey hey hey! ! !Obviously you forced them! ! !What else is there to ask... Who will the emperor choose between a general who can support the entire border and a princess who is useless!
Yes, isn't it obvious who the emperor will choose?
Pandora looked at Gu Zheng coldly, "General Gu, do you want to admit it?"
Gu Zheng woke up suddenly!Take a few steps back!
"Princess, please forgive me if I offended you. But marriage is a trifling matter! If the princess is unhappy, you can punish me."
To put it bluntly, you can beat, scold, kill, or scratch as you please, but I will never marry you!
"I understand." Pandora smiled happily, "General Gu wants to marry the second princess, right? Then I'll be here to wish you... you'll be married in the end."
Everyone was shocked by his speech again!
"Father, the sons retire."
Pandora came suddenly and went even more suddenly.
On the way, I suddenly met the second princess who finally got up.
"Sister Huang, why did you treat Lingling like this just now?" Pan Lingling's eyes were wide open, blinking with tears.
Pandora smiled coldly, "Because your whole body is not pleasing to the eye."
Pan Lingling's eyes widened in shock!
This person is really her eldest sister?Pan Raoyu?That useless woman?
"You like Gu Zheng? Want Gu Zheng? Go ahead and ask for it. But remember one sentence, the higher you climb, the harder you fall."
After finishing speaking, Pandora swept over with one sleeve, as if a hurricane was brought up, and Pan Lingling fell face down hard!
It's really not good to use heat and violence if there is a disagreement.
Well, not good.
Can't you just play Gongdou honestly?
Pandora said that playing palace fights with such a woman is not belittling one's IQ?
However, hot violence is prone to problems, and if it is not good, the parents will be found!
After Pandora left, Pan Lingling got up from the ground, took out a small handkerchief to cover her face, and ran into the hall with tears in her eyes.
It looks like being bullied!
...Oh, she was really bullied.
Pan Lingling was well aware of the reason why small works would die if they were happy, so she didn't rush to file a complaint. Instead, after saluting the emperor, she saluted Gu Zheng in a proper manner.
"General Gu, Lingling is here to congratulate the general on this great victory. Lingling won't bother the royal father and the ministers to discuss matters. Lingling will leave."
That little girl is very wronged, just waiting for someone who pity her to stop her!
Of course, this person could never be the General Gu she expected.
"Wait!" The emperor roared flatly! "What's going on with your face?"
Pan Lingling seemed to be frightened, her shoulders trembled, "This... Lingling just fell down accidentally."
"Falled? How do the palace people do things! Just watch the princess fall like this? Pull them all out to hit fifty big boards!"
"Father!" Pan Lingling exclaimed! "No! Father! It has nothing to do with them! How dare they disobey the emperor...ah."
Pan Lingling seemed to have said something wrong, and quickly covered her cherry mouth!
Pandora: The drama is too much, bad review!
"What imperial sister? What did Ah Yu do to you?" The emperor asked with a serious expression, his face straightened.
"No, it's nothing. Father, don't be angry, Lingling is playing with Huangjie. Huangjie didn't make Lingling fall on purpose."
When Pan Lingling was speaking, she was very careful and tightly covered her face, for fear that others would not know that she was nearly disfigured by someone!
At this time, there is really no need for Pan Lingling to say anything.
Think about it, when you fall during a dispute, in most cases, your buttocks should land first, and of course there are cases where you bruise your hands and twist your feet.
But landing on your face...it's not like knocking you down, such a difficult way of falling...Only certain special groups of people can do it by using the flat fall skill.
Let's make another assumption.
When two people quarrel face to face, if you want to make the other person fall, you should push. No one will pull the other person towards you, right?
Even if it is pulled, then it should be two people falling together.
Of course, the assailant may avoid it, but at such a critical moment, the person who is about to fall will subconsciously grab the nearest thing to keep his balance. It is basically impossible to face the ground completely without hindrance.
If not face to face, push from behind.
Well, this reasoning leads to conclusions.
The princess did it on purpose!Deliberately let the pure, lovely, beautiful and moving second princess fall face down!The purpose is to smash her delicate little face! ! !
Pandora: Are you an idiot?Lao Tzu's face is ten thousand times more delicate than hers!
Yes, other issues can not be pursued, but the issue of face is absolutely unquestionable!
"You two sisters have always had a good relationship. What is the conflict this time?"
The emperor gave a fatherly smile.
Well, because family ugliness should not be publicized, in front of the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty, it is impossible to confront the two princesses, right?
"Could it be because of General Gu standing there? You two little girls really don't know how to be ashamed!"
Pan Lingling also showed a cooperative smile, "Father, don't be angry, Lingling will definitely reconcile with Huangjie. If Huangjie really likes General Gu... Lingling, Lingling is willing to bless them."
Pandora: Hehe.
"You guys give way and go like this, it doesn't seem like you have a bad relationship? But we still have to listen to Gu Aiqing's opinion on this matter."
In the eyes of the emperor, and in the eyes of everyone, Gu Zheng and Pan Lingling were obviously more familiar and closer. If the second princess offered an olive branch, General Gu would definitely accept it.
think too much.
I saw Gu Zheng with a serious face, and made a big gift to the emperor and the second princess, "Return to your majesty, how can you get married if the country is not peaceful! I only want to serve the country with this body for the rest of my life!"
emperor:……
Pan Lingling: ...
Manchu civil and military: ...
Translation: Fuck you idiot.
Both princesses refused. He really didn't want to marry a wife.
After all, if the princess is rejected, which girl from another family would dare to fight with the princess.
Unless the two princesses are married, otherwise, as long as they like General Gu for a day, General Gu will not even think about developing anything with girls from other families.
……
What about the boys?
Pan Lingling also resigned, and how to award rewards is not her concern.
She is busy, busy going to sue the queen!
Just now, I just wanted to blackmail Pandora in front of the emperor and Gu Zheng. In fact, the problems between these women still have to be found with the master of the harem, their own mothers.
The queen never regarded the eldest princess as her own daughter, so she didn't politely ask someone to pass him over.
But the only eunuch beside the eldest princess said that the eldest princess had already fallen asleep.
Putting on airs for the queen?Could it be that she should invite her in person?
The queen directly sent a few nuns to kidnap people.
There were no people in the eldest princess's palace, so there would be no problem if no one saw the princess being raped by the nanny.
After all, "that" eldest princess was supposed to be the most cowardly, and also the most obedient to the empress.
Yes, "that" princess, not "this" princess.
Pandora beat up the group of disrespectful witches and threw them out.
There is no one here for the eldest princess, no matter what happens, no one else knows.
It doesn't matter if someone is rough on him or he is rough on others.
Moreover, even if it is said that the eldest princess beat up all the nuns, who would believe it?
The eldest princess looks so slender, and look at those big and round mothers!
You said that the nuns stood still and were beaten because of their status as the eldest princess?
Pandora said, do you think only Pan Lingling can cry?
……
Well, yes, don't compete with the perverts from Jialan Pavilion in acting, absolutely not.
This is the most heartfelt warning.
Pandora said, look at me with thin arms and legs, even if I beat those old witches standing up, I can't beat them.
Helpless, the queen can only go out in person.
The eldest princess doesn't necessarily want to beat the queen!
Pandora: If you don't beat her, how about beating her?
The queen and the second princess rushed to the eldest princess' bedroom aggressively.
Someone is actually sleeping.
"Nizi! Don't let me get up yet!" The queen wished she could poke him to death with a fingernail!
"Queen, am I a daughter or a son, you have to think clearly about what to say." Pandora was in a provocative sleeping position, her eyes were tightly closed, and she didn't even bother to look at her.
The queen's breath was blocked in her throat, and she quickly pushed back the palace people.
"Are you crazy! If this matter gets out..."
"With the empress buried with me, why not do it?" Pandora lazily opened her eyes, her eyes were seductive but extremely cold.
The queen was frightened by his glance.
The eldest princess, the eldest princess she gave birth to was not like this.
How could there be such eyes!
"Queen, do you feel that you owe me too much? It's okay if you don't want to pay it back. I will ask for it myself. First of all... it is to take away from your daughter what she values most. At present, Gu Zheng." Pandora smiled coldly.
The second princess tightly grasped the queen's sleeve, "Mother's queen! I want to marry Gu Zheng! I must marry Gu Zheng! Quickly think of a way and let the emperor marry you immediately!"
The queen patted her hand reassuringly, "Don't worry, the queen mother will definitely let you get your wish. Hmph, with her body, does she dare to marry someone? After entering the bridal chamber, the other party will not be scared to death by him!"
"I won't bother you about the bridal chamber. I can assure you that your beloved General Gu will love my body very much. I wish I could die in this body, even if I ask him to go out." Pandora grinned, The smile is particularly flamboyant and evil.
"You you you...you have no shame! You really are a monster!" The second princess stomped her feet resentfully.
But she didn't dare to go forward and do anything to Pandora.
After what happened just now, Pan Lingling has a new understanding of Pandora's force value.
All in all... don't let this monster get close!
"You...have you already..." The queen narrowed her eyes and examined him.
How could a boudoir woman say those words just now?
What's more, the eldest princess is different from ordinary people, and she dare not explore the matters of men and women.
Ordinary women, only before they get married, will be taught that knowledge by their mother or female elders.
How can there be such remarks if you don't even know how to do it?
Therefore, the queen decided that the eldest princess must have had an affair with someone before she could say these words, and she said these words firmly.
It's almost like... He has experienced hundreds of battles and read countless people.
Pandora said that I really want to have an affair with someone, but the only one who can have an affair is missing parts!
It's a really sad story.
"No. My body is still pure and clean, no matter the front or the back. It's protruding, it's concave, it's all there." Pandora smiled meaningfully at the queen.
The queen blushed at what he said.
In this day and age, no matter how easy it is to talk about that kind of thing, even giving some small gifts in private will be talked about.
The second princess couldn't understand what Pandora was saying at all, so she couldn't help turning her suspicious gaze to the queen.
"After you get married, the queen mother will teach you." The queen gave the second princess a look and told her not to ask any more questions.
"Oh, get married? With whom? After getting married...it's too late."
Pandora flicked her sleeves lightly and sat up.
He sat and they stood.
He was obviously looking up, but he felt condescending.
Pandora will not let Pan Lingling keep her chastity until after they get married.
Pan Lingling seized on the weakness of the eldest princess and framed her because the other party could not marry a man for life.
Well, Pandora is doing the same thing.
Doesn't Pan Lingling like men?Isn't it impossible to live without a man?
Very well, he will fulfill her.
As the eldest sister, of course I have to carefully choose a good husband-in-law for this younger sister.
"Ayu, listen to your mother, you are destined to be unable to marry. As long as you obediently obey your mother and help your sister, if we are regents in power, you can live a rich life, right?"
"Queen. If you want to be a regency and take power, first...you have to have a son."
Pandora was full of smiles, not hiding her malice.
The queen was almost congested by these words!
It seems that this person is going to tear face off with her?
Then tear it up!
She can't believe it!
A powerless princess with such an ominous body, what kind of disturbance can she cause!
"Pan Raoyu, you have to think clearly! Going against Ben Gong will not end well!"
"Leave this sentence to you mother and daughter. You don't dare to tell the truth to others, but I dare. Queen, remember, it's not you who catch me, but I who catch you The handle. If it falls into your hands, you will give me a good death? Since it is death anyway, why should I care about the secret being known by others? If you make me anxious, I can’t guarantee what rumors the emperor will hear. "
The queen couldn't help shaking, and the second princess quickly supported her.
"Queen... what should we do?"
"Pan Raoyu, do you really want to confront Bengong?"
Pandora stood up and walked in front of them step by step.
Now you can look down.
Pandora is taller than them.
Thank you for this body that is neither male nor female.
"Queen, it's obvious that you insist on my death, right? You want to execute me secretly after Pan Lingling gets married, right? Unless I know the times and stay far away from the palace in advance, such as staying with a green lantern in a certain temple. If it doesn't matter to you, you won't be able to silence yourself."
Pandora's cold eyes fixed on the queen, her pupils trembled and she felt extremely uneasy.
"Pan Raoyu, you have to know, this palace really wants to kill you, you can't hide at all."
"Why should I hide? If you want to kill me, don't I want to kill you? It's not certain who wins the battle. Think about General Gu Zheng and Gu, who has fought many battles with less victory....When have you ever been afraid? ?”
"You want to kill me? Pan Raoyu, you unworthy descendant! I'm your mother! It's your God! It's only natural for you to obey me! Even if I want you to die, you should be grateful to die for me! "
boom--!
The second princess widened her eyes in horror!
blood.
Blood all over his face.
Porcelain shards all over the place.
Pandora sneered, "Not only do I want to kill you, I also want to kill you with my own hands. And... I dare to kill you. Queen, if you want to die, remember to stay away from me. You should know that the desperate man who is in a hurry You can do anything."
The queen held her head and looked at Pandora like a monster.
I have always called him a monster before, which just means disgust.
And now... stands for fear.
"I have nothing but this life. So I can afford it. Killing you two, even if you die, is a profitable business."
Pandora smiled, returned to the bed, lay down leisurely, and pulled down the bed curtain.
"Empress, Second Princess, please don't send me far away."
The second princess hugged the queen's arm and quickly helped her out, even though she was out of the palace gate, she still couldn't help shaking.
Is it scary?
There is something even more terrifying waiting for them.
Unless these two people can put all their eggs in one basket and risk being questioned by the emperor, they will kill the eldest princess as soon as possible.
What about the wound on the Queen's head?
How can I say it, of course I accidentally knocked it.
How many people will believe this statement?
When the second princess met the eldest princess, her face was bruised.
When the queen saw the eldest princess, her head was smashed.
What magical powers does the princess have?Or was she born with a cursed physique?
...Oh, born with a curse.
But it's up to others to believe it or not.
As long as there are no strange rumors in the emperor's ears, it will be fine.
Pandora said that it doesn't matter what rumors are outside, as long as he achieves what he wants.
Frightening words are nothing to Pandora.
And what chastity, innocence, reputation... why are you here?What can I do!
His men have become like that, what else can he expect?
The big deal is that everyone will die together!
Before that, Gu Zheng had to be snatched away.
After all, the eldest princess' obsession all comes from that person, so...do you really want to marry him?
……
Eunuch Pan, come here, let's talk about life.
Eunuch Pan really came.
He had to come and pick up the wreckage in this place.
He is the only palace servant who can enter the eldest princess' bedroom. If he doesn't clean up, who will clean up?
When Pandora heard the noise beside the bed, she immediately stood up and lifted the bed curtain, "Clean up slowly, you come up."
Eunuch Pan raised his head and looked at him blankly, "Princess, it's unreasonable."
"This is an order, you come up." Pandora looked back blankly.
You can't be in the same room with facial paralysis, it's easy to be infected!
"Yes, princess."
The only advantage of this Eunuch Pan is that he is obedient, very obedient, very obedient.
It's like a moving puppet, with no self-thought at all!
Eunuch Pan climbed halfway on the bed, and Pandora threw him down on the bed without any hassle.
Eunuch Pan still had no expression on his face!
Pandora stroked her forehead helplessly.
Then began to take off his clothes.
Eunuch Pan blinked and held his hand, "Princess, it doesn't make sense."
"Fuck you!" Pandora slapped his hand away!
...Don't worry about it, anyone who wants to abstain from sex will have the idea of dying with the world.
Seeing that the Eldest Princess was angry, Eunuch Pan lay down obediently, and then said, "Princess, the servant has never seen his mother before."
Pandora: (╬ ̄dish ̄)
This is living and dying!
Pandora was furious!Bow down and kiss his lips hard!
Eunuch Pan: ...
Surprised, of course there are.
After all, the one above is a princess.
Oh, the most important thing is that he is a eunuch, even if the princess wants to do something, he can't satisfy her.
Pandora said, it's okay, I can satisfy you!
...that's weird.
Pandora's little bird can be used.
But both himself and the body used for time travel are big birds!big bird!Big~big~bird!
He really can't handle this little bird! [Touch the forehead] Very good, *turns into a lily in a second.
Pandora felt very tired.
Alright, let's have a deal.
It's really annoying to think about it.
Pandora kissed harder and more violently!
Eunuch Pan is still laying down like a dead man.
Is rape fun?
Pandora felt even more tired.
Lao Gong wants too much, some people will not be able to bear it.
But no x life at all!As long as it's a man, it can't stand it!
Not to mention Pandora, who will die if you don't have sex!
With a mentality of venting her anger, Pandora tore Eunuch Pan's clothes with a ferocious face.
It should not be about wanting to do something (love), but about wanting to do something (case).
Intentional injury or intentional murder... You will know this after you have to do it.
Eunuch Pan said that if the princess is not a princess but a prince, then his behavior is understandable.
But...you are a princess, to a eunuch...what are you playing?
……
Is it the prince to understand?
Eunuch Pan, you know a lot!
Pandora is really venting her anger!The anger of hatred (?)!
He left rows of neat teeth marks on Eunuch Pan's body.
That's right, it's very neat, and they're all aligned so that every one of them is white and lovely... The sharp teeth like beasts can leave clear marks on the opponent's skin.
He chewed and scratched at the same time!
The scratches were like the mad dogs I met!
However, from the beginning to the end, Eunuch Pan kept the expression on number [-] unchanged.
Pandora said that this kind of person in our Jialan Pavilion will be tortured into a fool by the boss!
Pandora felt that compared to someone, she was really gentle and kind.
Ok.
The gentle and kind Princess Pandora got out of bed and fetched the teapot and cups.
Tired of playing, sit down and have a cup of tea?
Hehehehe.
The gentle and kind Princess Pandora aimed the spout at Eunuch Pan's little daisy without saying a word.
Eunuch Pan's expression finally changed!
Oh, it didn't fade away.
He just looked puzzled.
A look is like never seen before!
...Who wants to see this kind of world...
There was still warm tea in the teapot, which should have been replaced by Eunuch Pan not long ago.
Self-produced and sold! [shoulder clap]
The gentle and kind Princess Pandora pokes the mouth of the pot into it with a smile!
The mouth of the pot is thinner than a finger, so it's not a big deal.
...but it bends! ! !
And when Pandora moved her hand, the warm tea rolled down the intestinal wall.
Eunuch Pan clenched his fists instantly!
I don't think it's a dead person!
A man is really dead if he doesn't feel it when he is stimulated!
It's a pity... hey.
The big thing that usually salutes Pandora at this point is gone.
Sad.
Sad.
Angry! ! !
Pandora took out the teapot and pointed the spout at Eunuch Pan's face.
"Bear my wrath."
...Come on, Comrade Pandora!Your family is innocent!He might not choose to be a eunuch himself, hey!
It's useless.
Pandora in rage!
A man in rage!
It is to abuse each other viciously!
The tea soaked in chrysanthemums was poured on his face, which was equivalent to someone shitting and peeing on his face.
It's extremely insulting.
but……
It is impossible to hate each other.
It is an emotion conveyed from the depths of the soul.
If Eunuch Pan had the tools to commit crimes, he must be in a state of pain at this moment.
Yes, unfortunately, no... hey.
Angry Pandora pokes the teacup in again!go in!
The difference in size is slightly larger!
bleeding!Really bleeding!So much blood!
Eunuch Pan's face was slightly pale, but he didn't resist, not even a little bit angry.
After that, Pandora didn't do anything else, but lay on his body, quietly looking at that face.
Hey, why aren't you angry?
It's you, the eunuch, who are used to bowing down to people and being treated like livestock.
Or... because the target is me?
"Fatty, do you like men or women?"
…Princess Pandora, your father-in-law is currently fighting with his own sphincter, and there is no time for your sudden girlish heart!
"Slaves...don't like..."
Eunuch Pan gasped in pain.
Yo yo, so poor.
Such a crazy Pandora. 【stand hands】
"Fatty, do you like men or women...or me?"
Very good, this guy is very self-aware and classifies himself as the third gender!
Eunuch Pan was taken aback, and even temporarily forgot the pain, "Princess?"
A princess asked an eunuch "do you like me"... I was too tired to complain.
bring it on!Eunuch Pan!Dump him with a face of "gender inappropriate"!
...But that is absolutely impossible.
Eunuch Pan is a slave without self-thought, and it is precisely because of this that his instincts are more prominent.
Without knowing it himself, he blurted out, "I like...you."
Pandora smiled, a very beautiful smile!
It's a sincere smile!Not the "kill you" kind of laugh!
"Good boy, reward you."
The gentle and kind Princess Pandora took Eunuch Pan's hand and stuffed it directly into her clothes.
Well, there are two big lumps.
Hey, if Eunuch Pan was still Pan Gonggong, these two lumps would be... Hey, everyone understands!
Yes, that's in Lily.
It's nothing more than a D cup and an A cup.
"Is it comfortable? Is it soft? Do you like it?" Pandora asked him with a smile.
Eunuch Pan looked at him expressionlessly.
Oh, this is a habitual expression, and it does not represent his true inner thoughts!
Eunuch Pan said that he always felt something was wrong?
Yes, for example, there are more people in front of me, but I am missing something, so I feel full of disobedience!
"Princess."
"What?" Pandora grabbed his hand and played with her body together.
After all, the girl's body... When he once owned it, he was taken away by someone without even touching a hair.
Boobs are like playdough.
……
The policeman Shushu is this person!
"It seems that something is holding the slave."
Eunuch Pan said expressionlessly.
Pandora stopped in an instant and looked back blankly.
The two looked at each other...at each other...for a long time.
suddenly!
Pandora grinned slowly!
He showed a very ferocious smile!
then!
Pull out the teacup from the little daisy!
No matter how vicious!poke in!
Eunuch Pan: ...Why is it always me who gets hurt? [Expressionless] Pandora: Because you have nothing to stand against me! 【Noble sneer】
Having made great achievements at a young age, it is no wonder that so many women in the imperial city have secretly agreed with each other, and it even caused the two princesses to fight over their heads.
The emperor was very generous in promoting Gu Zheng, after all, he was his future son-in-law.
At the same time, the emperor was not at all worried that Gu Zheng would rebel.
The emperor watched Gu Zheng go from a pawn to today, and he can say with certainty that Gu Zheng's mind is full of marching and fighting to defend his family and country, and he has no extra brain cells to think about other things.
No, I didn't even think about marrying a wife.
Pandora said, what good is such a big log?
He thinks it doesn't matter whether he is good or not, the important thing is that the eldest princess likes General Gu very much.
Very, very, very, like it.
Every time Gu Zheng goes out to battle, the eldest princess will secretly go to the tower to watch him leave.
In the same way, every time Gu Zheng made a triumphant return, the Eldest Princess would secretly greet him upstairs in the capital.
And all this, probably only the second princess knows.
If she knew, she wouldn't tell anyone.
The eldest princess has a really bad reputation.
In addition to making a fuss about her appearance, there is also her temper.
There is only one little eunuch beside the eldest princess.
You are a princess, you don't have a few self-serving maids around you, but you follow an eunuch instead, is that plausible?
Eunuch Pang didn't know the secret of the eldest princess, and he was chosen because of his temper.
It can be described in this way, like a puppet covered with a layer of human skin, without any popularity on it.
Such a talent is the most suitable to serve the shameful princess, isn't it?
General Gu's class returned to the dynasty.
The second princess will definitely wait at the palace gate.
Although Gu Zheng has no intention of loving his sons and daughters, he is not stupid. The second princess is so obvious, how could he not know what she means.
But Gu Zheng's own opinion...it will depend on what the emperor wants at that time.
Gu Zheng had decided to hand over his whole life to the country and the Holy One, and marriage was not in his life plan.
Unless the emperor's life is difficult.
As soon as the palace door opened, Pan Lingling greeted her excitedly...and fell on the ground.
There are assassins!
Everyone took a closer look... drink!Isn't this the legendary princess!
By the way, where did this big princess come from?
As soon as he appeared on the stage, he tripped his own sister for a shit|shit?
Pandora: Who is the real sister?Don't let the uncle casually identify relatives.
With so many court ladies and eunuchs present, it was never Gu Zheng's turn to help the second princess up... He hadn't thought of doing this in the first place.
He doesn't want to, Pan Lingling wants to!
Just about to get up by the hand of the maid, the little maid was kicked to the ground by Pandora again.
As a matter of course, the second princess once again fell a shit|shit.
what?
Can't hit a woman?
Hehe, Pandora is a woman now, women can do anything, right?
Pandora brushed off the hem of her clothes gracefully, pretending that she had done nothing immoral just now, and looked at Gu Zheng with a smile, "Please, General Gu."
Everyone: ...your sister is still on the ground.
"Second Princess, she..." the straightforward General Gu said very straightforwardly.
"Which is more important, family or country?" Pandora smiled coquettishly.
"Nature is the country." The upright boy will always be so upright!
"General Gu, please." Pan Duo stretched his hand and made a "please" gesture.
Crowd: ? ? ? ?
Gu Zheng looked at him incomprehensibly.
Pandora chuckled, and pointed to Pan Lingling on the ground, "Home." Then she pointed to Gu Zheng, "Guo."
Everyone: ...such serious nonsense...but it seems very reasonable.
"General Gu, why don't you keep father waiting for a long time?" Pandora corrected her posture, looking very majestic.
Gu Zheng thought about it for a while, then nodded solemnly, "What the eldest princess said is true. Second princess, I will take the first step."
Pan Lingling: Pan Raoyu, you bitch! ! !
The strong general was at the forefront of the team, followed by Pandora.
Before he left, he did not forget to turn his head and cast a look at Pan Lingling with extreme contempt.
This was the first time in Pan Lingling's life that she was angered! ! !Still being angry with that monster of the eldest princess! ! !
Pandora said, it’s okay, once you are acquainted twice, and you get used to it three times.
The civil and military officials of the whole dynasty are waiting for him.
Gu Zheng has won countless battles and received countless awards.
But this man has never been proud and complacent. He is always concerned about the safety of the border.
With such an honest man, the emperor can rest assured to marry his daughter to him.
Married to Gu Zheng, why don't you listen to the princess after marriage?
Yes, listen to the princess.
No one expected that the person following the General after this review was not the Second Princess, but the Eldest Princess!
But with the temperament of the second princess, how could she take the initiative to let General Gu out?
Could it be that the second princess has empathized with each other?
The emperor originally thought that Gu Zheng was destined to marry Pan Lingling, and the empress also meant the same.
But what is the meaning of this appearance in front of you?
Pandora stepped forward before everyone could speak, and bowed to the emperor in vain, "Father, I implore my father to grant marriage to my son and General Gu."
Manchu civil and military:! ! ! !
The emperor was stunned, "You are..."
Pandora chuckled, and took Gu Zheng's hand with lightning speed...and put it on her chest!
Everyone:! ! ! ! ! !
Gu Zheng was completely dumbfounded.
"You have all seen that General Gu is contemptuous of Ben Gong. If General Gu does not marry Ben Gong... then he will be punished for offending the princess."
Everyone: Hey hey hey! ! !Obviously you forced them! ! !What else is there to ask... Who will the emperor choose between a general who can support the entire border and a princess who is useless!
Yes, isn't it obvious who the emperor will choose?
Pandora looked at Gu Zheng coldly, "General Gu, do you want to admit it?"
Gu Zheng woke up suddenly!Take a few steps back!
"Princess, please forgive me if I offended you. But marriage is a trifling matter! If the princess is unhappy, you can punish me."
To put it bluntly, you can beat, scold, kill, or scratch as you please, but I will never marry you!
"I understand." Pandora smiled happily, "General Gu wants to marry the second princess, right? Then I'll be here to wish you... you'll be married in the end."
Everyone was shocked by his speech again!
"Father, the sons retire."
Pandora came suddenly and went even more suddenly.
On the way, I suddenly met the second princess who finally got up.
"Sister Huang, why did you treat Lingling like this just now?" Pan Lingling's eyes were wide open, blinking with tears.
Pandora smiled coldly, "Because your whole body is not pleasing to the eye."
Pan Lingling's eyes widened in shock!
This person is really her eldest sister?Pan Raoyu?That useless woman?
"You like Gu Zheng? Want Gu Zheng? Go ahead and ask for it. But remember one sentence, the higher you climb, the harder you fall."
After finishing speaking, Pandora swept over with one sleeve, as if a hurricane was brought up, and Pan Lingling fell face down hard!
It's really not good to use heat and violence if there is a disagreement.
Well, not good.
Can't you just play Gongdou honestly?
Pandora said that playing palace fights with such a woman is not belittling one's IQ?
However, hot violence is prone to problems, and if it is not good, the parents will be found!
After Pandora left, Pan Lingling got up from the ground, took out a small handkerchief to cover her face, and ran into the hall with tears in her eyes.
It looks like being bullied!
...Oh, she was really bullied.
Pan Lingling was well aware of the reason why small works would die if they were happy, so she didn't rush to file a complaint. Instead, after saluting the emperor, she saluted Gu Zheng in a proper manner.
"General Gu, Lingling is here to congratulate the general on this great victory. Lingling won't bother the royal father and the ministers to discuss matters. Lingling will leave."
That little girl is very wronged, just waiting for someone who pity her to stop her!
Of course, this person could never be the General Gu she expected.
"Wait!" The emperor roared flatly! "What's going on with your face?"
Pan Lingling seemed to be frightened, her shoulders trembled, "This... Lingling just fell down accidentally."
"Falled? How do the palace people do things! Just watch the princess fall like this? Pull them all out to hit fifty big boards!"
"Father!" Pan Lingling exclaimed! "No! Father! It has nothing to do with them! How dare they disobey the emperor...ah."
Pan Lingling seemed to have said something wrong, and quickly covered her cherry mouth!
Pandora: The drama is too much, bad review!
"What imperial sister? What did Ah Yu do to you?" The emperor asked with a serious expression, his face straightened.
"No, it's nothing. Father, don't be angry, Lingling is playing with Huangjie. Huangjie didn't make Lingling fall on purpose."
When Pan Lingling was speaking, she was very careful and tightly covered her face, for fear that others would not know that she was nearly disfigured by someone!
At this time, there is really no need for Pan Lingling to say anything.
Think about it, when you fall during a dispute, in most cases, your buttocks should land first, and of course there are cases where you bruise your hands and twist your feet.
But landing on your face...it's not like knocking you down, such a difficult way of falling...Only certain special groups of people can do it by using the flat fall skill.
Let's make another assumption.
When two people quarrel face to face, if you want to make the other person fall, you should push. No one will pull the other person towards you, right?
Even if it is pulled, then it should be two people falling together.
Of course, the assailant may avoid it, but at such a critical moment, the person who is about to fall will subconsciously grab the nearest thing to keep his balance. It is basically impossible to face the ground completely without hindrance.
If not face to face, push from behind.
Well, this reasoning leads to conclusions.
The princess did it on purpose!Deliberately let the pure, lovely, beautiful and moving second princess fall face down!The purpose is to smash her delicate little face! ! !
Pandora: Are you an idiot?Lao Tzu's face is ten thousand times more delicate than hers!
Yes, other issues can not be pursued, but the issue of face is absolutely unquestionable!
"You two sisters have always had a good relationship. What is the conflict this time?"
The emperor gave a fatherly smile.
Well, because family ugliness should not be publicized, in front of the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty, it is impossible to confront the two princesses, right?
"Could it be because of General Gu standing there? You two little girls really don't know how to be ashamed!"
Pan Lingling also showed a cooperative smile, "Father, don't be angry, Lingling will definitely reconcile with Huangjie. If Huangjie really likes General Gu... Lingling, Lingling is willing to bless them."
Pandora: Hehe.
"You guys give way and go like this, it doesn't seem like you have a bad relationship? But we still have to listen to Gu Aiqing's opinion on this matter."
In the eyes of the emperor, and in the eyes of everyone, Gu Zheng and Pan Lingling were obviously more familiar and closer. If the second princess offered an olive branch, General Gu would definitely accept it.
think too much.
I saw Gu Zheng with a serious face, and made a big gift to the emperor and the second princess, "Return to your majesty, how can you get married if the country is not peaceful! I only want to serve the country with this body for the rest of my life!"
emperor:……
Pan Lingling: ...
Manchu civil and military: ...
Translation: Fuck you idiot.
Both princesses refused. He really didn't want to marry a wife.
After all, if the princess is rejected, which girl from another family would dare to fight with the princess.
Unless the two princesses are married, otherwise, as long as they like General Gu for a day, General Gu will not even think about developing anything with girls from other families.
……
What about the boys?
Pan Lingling also resigned, and how to award rewards is not her concern.
She is busy, busy going to sue the queen!
Just now, I just wanted to blackmail Pandora in front of the emperor and Gu Zheng. In fact, the problems between these women still have to be found with the master of the harem, their own mothers.
The queen never regarded the eldest princess as her own daughter, so she didn't politely ask someone to pass him over.
But the only eunuch beside the eldest princess said that the eldest princess had already fallen asleep.
Putting on airs for the queen?Could it be that she should invite her in person?
The queen directly sent a few nuns to kidnap people.
There were no people in the eldest princess's palace, so there would be no problem if no one saw the princess being raped by the nanny.
After all, "that" eldest princess was supposed to be the most cowardly, and also the most obedient to the empress.
Yes, "that" princess, not "this" princess.
Pandora beat up the group of disrespectful witches and threw them out.
There is no one here for the eldest princess, no matter what happens, no one else knows.
It doesn't matter if someone is rough on him or he is rough on others.
Moreover, even if it is said that the eldest princess beat up all the nuns, who would believe it?
The eldest princess looks so slender, and look at those big and round mothers!
You said that the nuns stood still and were beaten because of their status as the eldest princess?
Pandora said, do you think only Pan Lingling can cry?
……
Well, yes, don't compete with the perverts from Jialan Pavilion in acting, absolutely not.
This is the most heartfelt warning.
Pandora said, look at me with thin arms and legs, even if I beat those old witches standing up, I can't beat them.
Helpless, the queen can only go out in person.
The eldest princess doesn't necessarily want to beat the queen!
Pandora: If you don't beat her, how about beating her?
The queen and the second princess rushed to the eldest princess' bedroom aggressively.
Someone is actually sleeping.
"Nizi! Don't let me get up yet!" The queen wished she could poke him to death with a fingernail!
"Queen, am I a daughter or a son, you have to think clearly about what to say." Pandora was in a provocative sleeping position, her eyes were tightly closed, and she didn't even bother to look at her.
The queen's breath was blocked in her throat, and she quickly pushed back the palace people.
"Are you crazy! If this matter gets out..."
"With the empress buried with me, why not do it?" Pandora lazily opened her eyes, her eyes were seductive but extremely cold.
The queen was frightened by his glance.
The eldest princess, the eldest princess she gave birth to was not like this.
How could there be such eyes!
"Queen, do you feel that you owe me too much? It's okay if you don't want to pay it back. I will ask for it myself. First of all... it is to take away from your daughter what she values most. At present, Gu Zheng." Pandora smiled coldly.
The second princess tightly grasped the queen's sleeve, "Mother's queen! I want to marry Gu Zheng! I must marry Gu Zheng! Quickly think of a way and let the emperor marry you immediately!"
The queen patted her hand reassuringly, "Don't worry, the queen mother will definitely let you get your wish. Hmph, with her body, does she dare to marry someone? After entering the bridal chamber, the other party will not be scared to death by him!"
"I won't bother you about the bridal chamber. I can assure you that your beloved General Gu will love my body very much. I wish I could die in this body, even if I ask him to go out." Pandora grinned, The smile is particularly flamboyant and evil.
"You you you...you have no shame! You really are a monster!" The second princess stomped her feet resentfully.
But she didn't dare to go forward and do anything to Pandora.
After what happened just now, Pan Lingling has a new understanding of Pandora's force value.
All in all... don't let this monster get close!
"You...have you already..." The queen narrowed her eyes and examined him.
How could a boudoir woman say those words just now?
What's more, the eldest princess is different from ordinary people, and she dare not explore the matters of men and women.
Ordinary women, only before they get married, will be taught that knowledge by their mother or female elders.
How can there be such remarks if you don't even know how to do it?
Therefore, the queen decided that the eldest princess must have had an affair with someone before she could say these words, and she said these words firmly.
It's almost like... He has experienced hundreds of battles and read countless people.
Pandora said that I really want to have an affair with someone, but the only one who can have an affair is missing parts!
It's a really sad story.
"No. My body is still pure and clean, no matter the front or the back. It's protruding, it's concave, it's all there." Pandora smiled meaningfully at the queen.
The queen blushed at what he said.
In this day and age, no matter how easy it is to talk about that kind of thing, even giving some small gifts in private will be talked about.
The second princess couldn't understand what Pandora was saying at all, so she couldn't help turning her suspicious gaze to the queen.
"After you get married, the queen mother will teach you." The queen gave the second princess a look and told her not to ask any more questions.
"Oh, get married? With whom? After getting married...it's too late."
Pandora flicked her sleeves lightly and sat up.
He sat and they stood.
He was obviously looking up, but he felt condescending.
Pandora will not let Pan Lingling keep her chastity until after they get married.
Pan Lingling seized on the weakness of the eldest princess and framed her because the other party could not marry a man for life.
Well, Pandora is doing the same thing.
Doesn't Pan Lingling like men?Isn't it impossible to live without a man?
Very well, he will fulfill her.
As the eldest sister, of course I have to carefully choose a good husband-in-law for this younger sister.
"Ayu, listen to your mother, you are destined to be unable to marry. As long as you obediently obey your mother and help your sister, if we are regents in power, you can live a rich life, right?"
"Queen. If you want to be a regency and take power, first...you have to have a son."
Pandora was full of smiles, not hiding her malice.
The queen was almost congested by these words!
It seems that this person is going to tear face off with her?
Then tear it up!
She can't believe it!
A powerless princess with such an ominous body, what kind of disturbance can she cause!
"Pan Raoyu, you have to think clearly! Going against Ben Gong will not end well!"
"Leave this sentence to you mother and daughter. You don't dare to tell the truth to others, but I dare. Queen, remember, it's not you who catch me, but I who catch you The handle. If it falls into your hands, you will give me a good death? Since it is death anyway, why should I care about the secret being known by others? If you make me anxious, I can’t guarantee what rumors the emperor will hear. "
The queen couldn't help shaking, and the second princess quickly supported her.
"Queen... what should we do?"
"Pan Raoyu, do you really want to confront Bengong?"
Pandora stood up and walked in front of them step by step.
Now you can look down.
Pandora is taller than them.
Thank you for this body that is neither male nor female.
"Queen, it's obvious that you insist on my death, right? You want to execute me secretly after Pan Lingling gets married, right? Unless I know the times and stay far away from the palace in advance, such as staying with a green lantern in a certain temple. If it doesn't matter to you, you won't be able to silence yourself."
Pandora's cold eyes fixed on the queen, her pupils trembled and she felt extremely uneasy.
"Pan Raoyu, you have to know, this palace really wants to kill you, you can't hide at all."
"Why should I hide? If you want to kill me, don't I want to kill you? It's not certain who wins the battle. Think about General Gu Zheng and Gu, who has fought many battles with less victory....When have you ever been afraid? ?”
"You want to kill me? Pan Raoyu, you unworthy descendant! I'm your mother! It's your God! It's only natural for you to obey me! Even if I want you to die, you should be grateful to die for me! "
boom--!
The second princess widened her eyes in horror!
blood.
Blood all over his face.
Porcelain shards all over the place.
Pandora sneered, "Not only do I want to kill you, I also want to kill you with my own hands. And... I dare to kill you. Queen, if you want to die, remember to stay away from me. You should know that the desperate man who is in a hurry You can do anything."
The queen held her head and looked at Pandora like a monster.
I have always called him a monster before, which just means disgust.
And now... stands for fear.
"I have nothing but this life. So I can afford it. Killing you two, even if you die, is a profitable business."
Pandora smiled, returned to the bed, lay down leisurely, and pulled down the bed curtain.
"Empress, Second Princess, please don't send me far away."
The second princess hugged the queen's arm and quickly helped her out, even though she was out of the palace gate, she still couldn't help shaking.
Is it scary?
There is something even more terrifying waiting for them.
Unless these two people can put all their eggs in one basket and risk being questioned by the emperor, they will kill the eldest princess as soon as possible.
What about the wound on the Queen's head?
How can I say it, of course I accidentally knocked it.
How many people will believe this statement?
When the second princess met the eldest princess, her face was bruised.
When the queen saw the eldest princess, her head was smashed.
What magical powers does the princess have?Or was she born with a cursed physique?
...Oh, born with a curse.
But it's up to others to believe it or not.
As long as there are no strange rumors in the emperor's ears, it will be fine.
Pandora said that it doesn't matter what rumors are outside, as long as he achieves what he wants.
Frightening words are nothing to Pandora.
And what chastity, innocence, reputation... why are you here?What can I do!
His men have become like that, what else can he expect?
The big deal is that everyone will die together!
Before that, Gu Zheng had to be snatched away.
After all, the eldest princess' obsession all comes from that person, so...do you really want to marry him?
……
Eunuch Pan, come here, let's talk about life.
Eunuch Pan really came.
He had to come and pick up the wreckage in this place.
He is the only palace servant who can enter the eldest princess' bedroom. If he doesn't clean up, who will clean up?
When Pandora heard the noise beside the bed, she immediately stood up and lifted the bed curtain, "Clean up slowly, you come up."
Eunuch Pan raised his head and looked at him blankly, "Princess, it's unreasonable."
"This is an order, you come up." Pandora looked back blankly.
You can't be in the same room with facial paralysis, it's easy to be infected!
"Yes, princess."
The only advantage of this Eunuch Pan is that he is obedient, very obedient, very obedient.
It's like a moving puppet, with no self-thought at all!
Eunuch Pan climbed halfway on the bed, and Pandora threw him down on the bed without any hassle.
Eunuch Pan still had no expression on his face!
Pandora stroked her forehead helplessly.
Then began to take off his clothes.
Eunuch Pan blinked and held his hand, "Princess, it doesn't make sense."
"Fuck you!" Pandora slapped his hand away!
...Don't worry about it, anyone who wants to abstain from sex will have the idea of dying with the world.
Seeing that the Eldest Princess was angry, Eunuch Pan lay down obediently, and then said, "Princess, the servant has never seen his mother before."
Pandora: (╬ ̄dish ̄)
This is living and dying!
Pandora was furious!Bow down and kiss his lips hard!
Eunuch Pan: ...
Surprised, of course there are.
After all, the one above is a princess.
Oh, the most important thing is that he is a eunuch, even if the princess wants to do something, he can't satisfy her.
Pandora said, it's okay, I can satisfy you!
...that's weird.
Pandora's little bird can be used.
But both himself and the body used for time travel are big birds!big bird!Big~big~bird!
He really can't handle this little bird! [Touch the forehead] Very good, *turns into a lily in a second.
Pandora felt very tired.
Alright, let's have a deal.
It's really annoying to think about it.
Pandora kissed harder and more violently!
Eunuch Pan is still laying down like a dead man.
Is rape fun?
Pandora felt even more tired.
Lao Gong wants too much, some people will not be able to bear it.
But no x life at all!As long as it's a man, it can't stand it!
Not to mention Pandora, who will die if you don't have sex!
With a mentality of venting her anger, Pandora tore Eunuch Pan's clothes with a ferocious face.
It should not be about wanting to do something (love), but about wanting to do something (case).
Intentional injury or intentional murder... You will know this after you have to do it.
Eunuch Pan said that if the princess is not a princess but a prince, then his behavior is understandable.
But...you are a princess, to a eunuch...what are you playing?
……
Is it the prince to understand?
Eunuch Pan, you know a lot!
Pandora is really venting her anger!The anger of hatred (?)!
He left rows of neat teeth marks on Eunuch Pan's body.
That's right, it's very neat, and they're all aligned so that every one of them is white and lovely... The sharp teeth like beasts can leave clear marks on the opponent's skin.
He chewed and scratched at the same time!
The scratches were like the mad dogs I met!
However, from the beginning to the end, Eunuch Pan kept the expression on number [-] unchanged.
Pandora said that this kind of person in our Jialan Pavilion will be tortured into a fool by the boss!
Pandora felt that compared to someone, she was really gentle and kind.
Ok.
The gentle and kind Princess Pandora got out of bed and fetched the teapot and cups.
Tired of playing, sit down and have a cup of tea?
Hehehehe.
The gentle and kind Princess Pandora aimed the spout at Eunuch Pan's little daisy without saying a word.
Eunuch Pan's expression finally changed!
Oh, it didn't fade away.
He just looked puzzled.
A look is like never seen before!
...Who wants to see this kind of world...
There was still warm tea in the teapot, which should have been replaced by Eunuch Pan not long ago.
Self-produced and sold! [shoulder clap]
The gentle and kind Princess Pandora pokes the mouth of the pot into it with a smile!
The mouth of the pot is thinner than a finger, so it's not a big deal.
...but it bends! ! !
And when Pandora moved her hand, the warm tea rolled down the intestinal wall.
Eunuch Pan clenched his fists instantly!
I don't think it's a dead person!
A man is really dead if he doesn't feel it when he is stimulated!
It's a pity... hey.
The big thing that usually salutes Pandora at this point is gone.
Sad.
Sad.
Angry! ! !
Pandora took out the teapot and pointed the spout at Eunuch Pan's face.
"Bear my wrath."
...Come on, Comrade Pandora!Your family is innocent!He might not choose to be a eunuch himself, hey!
It's useless.
Pandora in rage!
A man in rage!
It is to abuse each other viciously!
The tea soaked in chrysanthemums was poured on his face, which was equivalent to someone shitting and peeing on his face.
It's extremely insulting.
but……
It is impossible to hate each other.
It is an emotion conveyed from the depths of the soul.
If Eunuch Pan had the tools to commit crimes, he must be in a state of pain at this moment.
Yes, unfortunately, no... hey.
Angry Pandora pokes the teacup in again!go in!
The difference in size is slightly larger!
bleeding!Really bleeding!So much blood!
Eunuch Pan's face was slightly pale, but he didn't resist, not even a little bit angry.
After that, Pandora didn't do anything else, but lay on his body, quietly looking at that face.
Hey, why aren't you angry?
It's you, the eunuch, who are used to bowing down to people and being treated like livestock.
Or... because the target is me?
"Fatty, do you like men or women?"
…Princess Pandora, your father-in-law is currently fighting with his own sphincter, and there is no time for your sudden girlish heart!
"Slaves...don't like..."
Eunuch Pan gasped in pain.
Yo yo, so poor.
Such a crazy Pandora. 【stand hands】
"Fatty, do you like men or women...or me?"
Very good, this guy is very self-aware and classifies himself as the third gender!
Eunuch Pan was taken aback, and even temporarily forgot the pain, "Princess?"
A princess asked an eunuch "do you like me"... I was too tired to complain.
bring it on!Eunuch Pan!Dump him with a face of "gender inappropriate"!
...But that is absolutely impossible.
Eunuch Pan is a slave without self-thought, and it is precisely because of this that his instincts are more prominent.
Without knowing it himself, he blurted out, "I like...you."
Pandora smiled, a very beautiful smile!
It's a sincere smile!Not the "kill you" kind of laugh!
"Good boy, reward you."
The gentle and kind Princess Pandora took Eunuch Pan's hand and stuffed it directly into her clothes.
Well, there are two big lumps.
Hey, if Eunuch Pan was still Pan Gonggong, these two lumps would be... Hey, everyone understands!
Yes, that's in Lily.
It's nothing more than a D cup and an A cup.
"Is it comfortable? Is it soft? Do you like it?" Pandora asked him with a smile.
Eunuch Pan looked at him expressionlessly.
Oh, this is a habitual expression, and it does not represent his true inner thoughts!
Eunuch Pan said that he always felt something was wrong?
Yes, for example, there are more people in front of me, but I am missing something, so I feel full of disobedience!
"Princess."
"What?" Pandora grabbed his hand and played with her body together.
After all, the girl's body... When he once owned it, he was taken away by someone without even touching a hair.
Boobs are like playdough.
……
The policeman Shushu is this person!
"It seems that something is holding the slave."
Eunuch Pan said expressionlessly.
Pandora stopped in an instant and looked back blankly.
The two looked at each other...at each other...for a long time.
suddenly!
Pandora grinned slowly!
He showed a very ferocious smile!
then!
Pull out the teacup from the little daisy!
No matter how vicious!poke in!
Eunuch Pan: ...Why is it always me who gets hurt? [Expressionless] Pandora: Because you have nothing to stand against me! 【Noble sneer】
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