[Quick Transmigration] Pandora's Blessing

The headline on the front page... President Shan is looking for the young master?

No, no, the headline on the front page reads, Mr. Shan is in the hospital.

Things like being caught raped and having your balls kicked before you can do anything... It's enough for them to laugh for a year!

Although Mr. Shan wants to block the news.

Although only the two of them were in the box at the time, no one knew what happened.

However, as long as it is a man, it will understand.

At that time, Mr. Shan was carried out on a stretcher like a bird!

Her body curled up like a shrimp, her hands hugging her stomach... Well, because of the good face, I can't cover my eggs in public.

...Could it be that Mr. Shan still comes to his aunt?

Mr. Shan said that he would never want to eat eggs in his life.

Pandora said that the uncle likes to eat eggs very much.

Well, I can't run away for the rest of my life.

Oh, the so-called kicking the eggs did not really kick them, otherwise they would not be sent to the ward, but directly sent to the morgue.

But this incident made everyone refresh their understanding of Pandora's strength and insanity.

No matter how beautiful it is, I dare not ask for it!If you don't agree with each other, you will be cut off from your children and grandchildren!

It's okay to cut off children and grandchildren!Turn your third leg into a phantom limb in minutes!

And who knows if he will break all five limbs!

...yes, he will.

Then, I am afraid that no club will dare to provide Mr. Shan with "service staff" like Mr. Niulang. Who knows if it will cause fire and bring harm to the fish in the pond!

They are really forced!It was Mr. Shan that little bitch who forced them!Please, Uncle Pan, spare their lives!

Mr. Shan: ...

Yes, everyone is innocent.

The reason why Pandora is really angry and who is angry is not here.

Hmm...here?

Forget it, anyway, he came out and beat him every time.

For the original Shan Zong, Pandora still has a little bit of conscience, and she accidentally vented her anger on him, and was almost kicked half-legged, so she should take care of it.

...That's right, it's actually just for favorability and tasks.

What are you giving three meals a day, what are you bringing gifts and flowers every day, what are you helping him to bathe and wipe his body every day, what are you urinating shit every day...the last one is not there.

Oh, the three meals a day are all ordered by each hotel, and they are all big fish and meat... Yes, most of them went into Pandora's stomach in the end.

The presents and flowers are because I want to visit Mr. Shan, but I am afraid that he will feel ashamed, so I am so polite that no one will be able to... Yes, among them, the beautiful and interesting Pandora is placed in his house.

As for taking a bath and wiping... At first, Shan always refused, um, despised him, obviously because he disliked his integrity.

But he really refused later, all kinds of rejections, wholehearted rejections, and crying rejections.

why?

Pandora will flirt!

And focus on taking care of his injured ball!

That feeling of heaven and hell for a while, white for a moment and black for a moment... Tsk tsk tsk, whoever tries will know!

Guaranteed to come out the moment before!The next moment I really want to shit! ...Oh, shit, the kind of shit you wipe your neck with a knife!

We are all men, so we are naturally very aware of men's weaknesses and fatal points... really fatal points.

Don't ask Mr. Shan what his life is like these days.

He just wanted to say that the baby was suffering, but the baby didn't cry.

……

If he cried out, the surname Pan Juebi would pick out his eyes!Absolutely will!

...yes, he will.

When it comes to going to the toilet, Pandora thinks it's dirty, so we just watched our frail Mr. Shan move to the toilet with every step, twitching, kicking and howling.

During the process, Pandora maintained a cheerful face...and a bold laugh.

Don't ask Shan Zong's psychological shadow, you can't ask for it.

Mr. Shan said that the baby is suffering, and the baby will never cry!

He actually thought about finding foreign aid, and even thought about the possibility of calling the police!

but!

All said!

This is the fun of your young couple, how can we outsiders join in the fun!

Mr. Shan, you are so naughty!

Mr. Shan:? ! ! ! !

Yes, those people are afraid of death.

Pandora smiled so coquettishly at you...the bottom hurts...it hurts. _(:3)∠)_

When will such a hot day be the end!

Mr. Shan's inner villain can literally flood the whole world with tears!

Pandora said that when your life is over, then this kind of life can stop.

Is it okay to doubt life every minute?

These days, our Shan Zong is really isolated from the world, and we can't see anyone except Pandora.

real!Anyone!Can't see it!

Not even nurses and doctors!

Shan always wanted to ask, what happened when he was in a coma!

It's very simple, Mr. Shan just got kicked out of his balls, it's not a big deal, just lie down for a few days and he'll be fine, what doctors and nurses are needed?

Isn't having your beloved Pandora goblins enough?

Mr. Shan, you are really hungry!

Well, doubt life every minute.

If it wasn't for Mr. Shan being rich, he lived in a high-end VIP ward, which would increase the total income of the hospital this month, increase the national per capita GDP, and increase the Engel coefficient of the medical staff by the way...

In fact, they also want Mr. Shan to be discharged from the hospital as soon as possible!

Watching Pan Yaoxie come and go every day, although it is very eye-catching...but it is also very scary!

Because Mr. Shan is screaming every day!Sharp screams!It screamed like being blasted!

... As for whether you were really raped... Everyone should think about it in their hearts, and don't say it, um.

Later, the entire floor where Mr. Shan was located was empty.

In the name of Mr. Shan, Pandora compensated them for their spiritual loss with Mr. Shan's money.

With this money, the medical staff on that floor can collectively go on vacation!

Yes, the current Mr. Shan, even if his throat is broken, no one will hear him.

... Seems like something is wrong?

Are we talking sweetly about love?It's not a horror movie, is it?

……

Do you have any comments on the first article? [Smiling] After seven days of hopeless days... finally!finally!finally!

There are always visitors!live!A living panting man!

Hey, if this continues, Mr. Shan can change to another ward and be directly transferred to a psychiatrist.

The moment the door was opened!

Mr. Shan's eyes radiated the light of hope!

That is the desire for life!The desire for freedom!For love... Bah!

It was Pansy who came.

Well, she is the only one who is not afraid... In fact, she does not understand the horror of Pandora at all.

Mr. Shan looked at Pan Xi with hot eyes like never before!

She seemed to be wearing a golden armor!Stepping on colorful auspicious clouds!Backed by the light!There is also a big golden circle on the head!

...Sent directly to the mental hospital?

The little angel Panxi really smiled like Maria reincarnated. In short, Shan Kuai cried, thinking that she is the Guanyin Bodhisattva who saves the suffering!

...Is it Maria or Avalokitesvara?

Seeing him like this, Pandora looked disgusted, and slapped President Shan on the thigh.

Mr. Shan was dead in a second.

The little angel Pan Qian was full of confusion again, "Brother, what's wrong with Brother Shan? Is it still hurting?"

Pandora smiled, a particularly beautiful smile, "With me here, how can he still be in pain?"

Mr. Shan: ...

Well, the baby is very wronged.

Well, you should feel wronged slowly.

Pan Xi looked at Boss Shan suspiciously, "But Brother Shan's face is pale. Brother, why did Brother Shan stay in the hospital for so long? Was he injured? Bleeding? Broken?... Where did he get hurt?"

As soon as Mr. Shan heard this, he turned back to the light in an instant, and grabbed Pandora's hand!

Really going to cry.

Mr. Shan is so pitiful.

Because Pandora will say it, and it will.

...yes, he will.

So Pandora, the evildoer, laughed and turned into a man-eating flower, extremely inhumane, inhuman, and conscienceless, he pulled away Mr. Shan's hand, and gave him a meaningful look at the end.

Well, we can interpret this look as... You can go at ease.

Turning her head, Pandora said to Pan Xi.

"Brother Shan, you hurt the most important part of a man. Not only may you not be able to have children in the future, but you don't even know if you can satisfy your wife. Hey, good luck tricks people. It seems that your brother Shan is destined to find This man has lived his whole life. Oh, God is jealous of beauty."

……

Mr. Shan was lying on the hospital bed like a rag doll passed by 1 people, staring at the ceiling hopelessly, seriously considering... which way to die is more straightforward and not ashamed... Forget it, can you die in this life? All the people who lost it have been lost, even the evening festival is gone!

Although Pan Xi didn't quite understand what Pandora meant, she probably could understand it, and she couldn't help turning her sympathetic eyes to the man on the bed.

"Brother Shan is so pitiful. But it's okay, my brother won't dislike you!... Brother Shan, don't you want to cry? It's okay! You cry! Just cry! My brother will definitely not dislike you!"

That's right, a professional make-up expert!

Pandora said, silly white sweet goodjob!

Mr. Shan said, let me die quietly by myself.

Pandora said, what are you talking about, I haven't played enough yet.

Mr. Shan said that this is the sixteenth floor, and he will definitely be freed!

Pandora said, you can try it, I guarantee you will still be alive if you are smashed to pieces. [Smiling] Okay, I feel sorry for Mr. Shan for a second.

One.

"That...Brother Shan, just say what you want to eat, and you are welcome to eat whatever you want. You... want to eat more."

... Sister, isn't your eldest brother Shan getting a terminal illness and going back home soon?

But these words are really a comfort to Mr. Shan.

Because now... he really wants to open up.

Life is so hard.

Since you can't die well.

Then live as long as you can!

Now that you have decided to live, don't treat yourself badly!

Anyway...he couldn't resist that little goblin. qaqPandora smiled, and patted President Shan's thigh again, "Pan Xi, don't worry, with me taking care of him, how dare he think about it?"

Mr. Shan: The country owes me an euthanasia.

"Well! I know brother, you will never abandon Big Brother Shan! Even if Big Brother Shan did something wrong, you will forgive him!"

Mr. Shan: ...?What did I do wrong!What did you do!What are you doing? Shrink!I am the victim!Victim!Victim! (╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴...Send it to a mental hospital?

Pandora smiled so hard that her eyes narrowed, "Of course, this uncle is so kind-hearted, magnanimous, merciful, and magnificent..."

……

President Shan rolled his eyes! ! !

Mr. Shan passed out! ! !

Mr. Shan... Forget it, who cares about him.

Pandora put the quilt over Mr. Shan's head... yes, over the top of his head.

Then he smiled and said to Pan Xi, "Your brother Shan likes to sleep like this. You see that your brother Shan has already fallen asleep, you can go."

Pan Xi didn't feel that something was wrong at all, but she nodded vigorously, "Brother, you are so kind to Big Brother Shan! I will make an announcement later that I should go, and I will come to see Big Brother Shan when I have time."

Pandora smiled kindly, "No need. When you are free, your eldest brother Shan will leave (return) to the courtyard (west)."

Pan Xi thought for a while, then nodded again, "I see, brother, I'm leaving!"

Watching Pan Xi leave the ward, Pandora still maintains a scary and scary... no, no, no, charming and charming smile... patted Mr. Shan's thigh every now and then.

Well, there lay a nearly yellow... um, white? ... balls.

Well, children who don't understand are good children.

Well, because Pandora couldn't beat "that person", she angered his boarding body.

Well, he is not heartless, shameless or vexatious at all.

Well, he's not wrong, of course.

【Smile】