After sitting at the same table with the mean school

Living here alone, there is a serious problem that no one cooks.Last night, the two of them ate some snacks to fool them. In the morning, they were awakened by hunger. Xia Xingyao pushed Wu Zhe to wake him up: "Wu Zhe, Wu Zhe, went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables."

Wu Zhe opened his eyes, very confused.

The vegetable market is an area that male high school students who are about to grow up have never set foot in.

To be honest, Xia Xingyao hadn't visited the vegetable market very much, but there was no such large chain supermarket nearby that sold fresh food. If he wanted to buy vegetables and cook for himself, he could only go to the vegetable market.

In order to avoid showing cowardice, Xia Xingyao dug out the vegetable basket that had not been used for many years from the storage room, and put on the straw hat again.Wu Zhe laughed at him: "What kind of country boy are you dressing up as a sheep herder?"

Xia Xingyao squinted at him from under the hat: "You can pick up the fish later."

Wu Zhe: "..."

The vegetable market is quite far from here, about one kilometer away.Wu Zhe simply pushed out one of the bicycles parked under the shed.Of the two bicycles, one was so old that it could have been sent directly to the recycling bin. It was Ji Yaya's when she was in middle school.A slightly rideable one was bought by Xia Xingyao during the summer vacation of the third year of junior high school. Wu Zhe stepped on it and asked Xia Xingyao to hurry up and get into the back seat without talking nonsense.

Xia Xingyao carried the basket: "Drive!"

Wu Zhe was speechless: "...Do you want to die?"

The bicycle was speeding along the road that was whitened by the sun by the sea, and the warm sea breeze brushed over the boy's shoulders.

At □□ o'clock, there are not many people in the vegetable market, and some vendors have closed their stalls.

Xia Xing walked and looked at it, haggling with others in a vague way, asking if it was new, and asking them to add green onions for him.He and Wu Zhe were strangers, and they were boys at such an age. The aunt who sold tomatoes smiled and asked, "Whose family are you from? School is on holiday?"

Xia Xingyao said: "It belongs to Mr. Ji's house who lived here before. The school is on holiday."

"Ms. Ji moved to the city, why did you come back here?"

Xia Xingyao smiled and talked to others, and was praised several times.

Wu Zhe squatted down to pick tomatoes.As soon as he saw the tomato, he remembered that Xia Xingyao laughed at him for a long time when he dumped the chopped tomato into the trash can during the breakup kitchen yesterday.He smiled and picked a few, and after weighing them, the aunt really gave some shallots.

Most of the vegetable market sells seafood.

Xia Xingyao squatted in front of the two big basins, and sincerely asked the seafood seller: "Is this fresh?"

Uncle said heartily: "It's all washed, it's cheap."

Xia Xingyao: "Huh?"

Anyway, he didn't understand, so he asked his uncle to pretend to be a little bit for himself.

It was very cheap at the checkout, and Wu Zhe lamented that the seaside city's seafood really deserved its reputation, and such a big bag only cost so little.

In Jingzhou, a large lobster costs several hundred yuan.

After returning home, Xia Xingyao searched for tips on how to cook seafood.The two of them squatted in the kitchen shaving the shrimp thread. After working for a long time, Xia Xingyao held the shrimp, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt something was wrong: "...Why doesn't it jump? I feel like it's dead."

Wu Zhe hesitated: "Is it okay?"

After eating a seafood feast made by himself, Xia Xingyao sat down on the sofa contentedly and continued to play in the solo kitchen.After playing for a short time, I felt pain in my stomach, rushed to the toilet, and had diarrhea.

Xia Xingyao was not the only one like this, Wu Zhe also rushed to the bathroom on the second floor, and when he went upstairs, he stepped on the wooden stairs frantically and creaked.

A floor away, Xia Xingyao asked melancholy on WeChat:

- how can i have diarrhea

Wu Zhe is very weak:

- there must be something wrong with the seafood...

Xia Xingyao suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

all washed

are dead

Damn, he really bought all dead seafood!

No wonder it's so cheap.

Because Xia Xingyao ate more than Wu Zhe, his diarrhea lasted longer.By night, he had already gone to the bathroom six or seven times, and he was about to collapse while lying on the sofa.Wu Zhe panicked, quickly got him on the bicycle and took him to a nearby clinic.The doctor heard that he had eaten dead seafood, so he laughed and prescribed Xieliding and Norfloxacin to Xia Xingyao.

On the way back, Xia Xingyao didn't even have the strength to argue with Wu Che anymore, and he was dispirited.

Xiaoxia collapsed in the middle of cooking before he was halfway cooking.

After this battle, Xia Xingyao felt that it was okay to order takeout to solve his life.But here is far away from the urban area, and there are not many stores that have opened Meituan or Ele.me. He was lost in thought when he posted a full version of "XX Seafood BBQ" on Ele.me.

Dinner was white porridge that Wu Zhe had boiled for more than two hours.

At □□ o'clock, Wu Zhe opened the window, and the evening breeze brought in the coolness of the seaside.Xia Xingyao moved the stool and wanted to go to the yard with Wu Zhe to watch the stars, creating a little romance.

But it didn't take long to watch it, and I was bitten by mosquitoes and was about to die of anger.Xia Xingyao returned to the room, angrily found a large bottle of insecticide, and sprayed it all over the yard. There was a particularly strong smell of insecticide in the yard.

Wu Zhe was very skeptical: "But... can insecticide kill mosquitoes?"

And the mosquitoes didn't grow in the yard, they flew from other places.

Xia Xingyao was sluggish for two days, and finally broke free from the fear of diarrhea and regained his spirit.Xiao Xia, who remembers eating but not playing, decides to take Wu Zhe to eat fresh seafood barbecue - fresh!It's not dead, so nothing will happen, right?

Seafood barbecue restaurants only set up their stalls in the evening and start business. It takes about ten minutes to ride to the beach where the barbecue restaurants gather, not far away.Before setting off, Xia Xingyao repaired the mother's bicycle that was falling apart, and found that it could still be ridden, so he rode it to lead the way.When they were riding on the road, they met a large group of boys and girls who were also riding bicycles towards the night market city. They should all be local children nearby, laughing and laughing constantly.

As soon as Xia Xingyao got close to the barbecue beach, he smelled the fresh and sweet aroma. He couldn't hold it anymore. He was very excited. Scallops, octopus, lobster, and small sea fish were so fragrant that they exploded.

This seafood barbecue Xia Xingyao was full again.After eating, Xia Xingyao took Wu Zhe to the beach for a walk to digest.The waves are slowly rising and falling, and the sun is about to set but has not yet set, rendering the sea surface a brilliant orange.

Wu Zhe took Xia Xingyao's hand, stepped on the smooth and fine sand, and the two chatted all over the world, about Baby Rudin they watched during the day, about the games they played in the afternoon, and about their experiences before and after they met each other.

Life has never been so slow, nor has it been so full.

Xia Xingyao faced the sea, took two steps forward to embrace the sea, and happily proposed: "Let's go swimming and surfing tomorrow afternoon!"

Before Wu Zhe could answer, suddenly a big wave came over and wet his clothes.He wiped his face, opened his eyes and saw that Xia Xingyao was also wet all over, turned his head, his eyes were in disbelief, and there was a kelp hanging around his neck.

Wu Zhe opened his eyes wide: "...Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Xia Xingyao tore off the kelp and started chasing Wu Zhe with it.He was wearing a pair of plywood slippers, which were full of sand and slipped easily when he ran fast. Suddenly, he was stirred by a glass bottle buried in the sand and fell to the ground.

He fell on the sand, covering his face with his fingers weakly, and moaned|groaned "Hey".

Wu Che turned around and heard his miserable voice, so he couldn't help running over, knelt down and squeezed his ankle, a little nervous: "What's the matter, are you okay?"

Xia Xingyao put the kelp in his hand around his neck, got up and patted the sand on his hands, and laughed loudly: "Hahahahahahaha!"

Wu Zhe threw away the kelp and ran over to strangle him.

The two rows of wet footprints on the beach were washed away by the rising and falling tide.

Because the clothes were wet by the waves, the two of them were ready to go back after walking for a long time.On the way back by bike, the dilapidated mother's middle school bike that Xia Xingyao had repaired suddenly broke down.

Literally falling apart.

Xia Xingyao was riding, and almost lost control of the direction and fell down. Fortunately, his legs were long enough, so he stopped with the foot brake after dozens of meters.The handlebars were dislodged when I stopped, and I was just confused.

Wu Zhe parked the car next to him, almost dying of laughter, and asked, "What should I do?" He patted the back seat of his car, "Get in the car, my husband will take you home."

Xia Xing glared at him.Only a few hundred meters away from home, he straightened the car a little and decided to push it back.Wu Zhe also got out of the cart and walked back slowly under the moonlight.

Xia Xingyao: "Wu Zhe."

Wu Zhe tilted his head: "Huh?"

Xia Xingyao chuckled and said, "Call me, husband, listen."

"..."

The days of summer vacation are really good.

In a blink of an eye, Wu Zhe's birthday was coming up.

Wu Zhe was about to get rid of his status as a minor.The way he looked at Xia Xingyao was three parts arrogant, three parts disdainful, and four parts obsessive.When he thought that Xia Xingyao's birthday would be a week after his birthday, he couldn't wait to do something discordant.

He already has a very perfect plan.

Xia Xingyao also has some plans.

He won the first prize in the examination, and many learning apps invited him to give lectures, and the remuneration was very generous.He had previously been too busy playing, and had not accepted these invitations.But in order to prepare a birthday present for Wu Zhe, he decided to accept an invitation from a famous app to do a live broadcast.

The agreed live broadcast time is from eight to nine in the evening.The bedroom is not particularly suitable for live broadcasting. Xia Xingyao cleaned up the living room on the first floor, took the phone and used the front camera to adjust the lens, and found that the effect was good.

He took two books from upstairs and put them on the tea table, knelt on the carpet and started the live broadcast.

Because he had gained a lot of attention in various short videos and Weibo by relying on his face, the live broadcast platform made publicity very early.As soon as the live broadcast started, many enthusiastic viewers poured in.

Xia Xingyao blinked unnaturally, and greeted the audience: "Hi everyone, my name is Xia Xingyao, and I am No. 1 in science in the college entrance examination in XX province this year."

The bullet screen was very enthusiastic and brushed up the meaningless words such as "Hello, boss" and "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".

Xia Xingyao glanced at the outline he wrote: "Thank you XX tutor for inviting me to share my learning experience. Then I will first share with you my learning experience in various subjects. First, Chinese..."

After speaking the language, he reached out and scooped it up on the tea table, took a sip of water, rested for a while, and asked the camera: "The language is over, do you have any questions?"

[I want to know what books the boss is reading when his Chinese is so advanced]

Xia Xingyao leaned over to look at the barrage, and took out a book from the table: "...the book you usually read?" He showed the cover of the book to the camera, "The third year of high school is quite busy and I don't have much time to read. I’ve been writing test papers. I’ve been reading college mathematics textbooks recently, and I haven’t read much literature.”

He answered a few more questions about Chinese reading and composition, and the topic turned to mathematics.

[Why did my little brother get 149 in mathematics! 】

[This year's volume is so difficult QAQ]

[Wuuuuu Mathematics can only take a fraction of you, cry and provoke]

Xia Xingyao smiled: "Mathematics seems... quite difficult. In fact, my math scores were not particularly good in school, and sometimes I could only get more than 130 points..." He propped his chin in thought, his eyes lit up, "Why don't I ask the classmate who got a perfect score this year to share his experience with you?"

Barrage:

[I can only take more than 130 exams... the troubles of learning gods]

【? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

【Full marks! ! ! 】

[Isn't there only one full score in Mathematics XX province this year? ? ? 】

【May I? ? ? 】

Xia Xingyao waved to Wu Zhe who was sitting beside him playing checkers as quietly as a chicken: "God Zhe, come quickly."

Wu Zhe raised his head and made a gesture of crossing his hands to refuse him.

Xia Xingyao was very sorry, and turned to look at the camera: "No, he doesn't want to come. He is rather shy."

"This year there is only one perfect score. I am at the same table and we spend the summer vacation together. Then let me talk about my math experience. I think preview is very important when it comes to mathematics..."

After Xia Xingyao finished talking about what was written in the outline, his mouth was dry. When he saw the barrage, he was all paying attention to his deskmate, which was a bit funny.

"My tablemate is very good at mathematics.... What is his total score in the college entrance examination? Second, second in the province."

【! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[? ? ? ?Xueshen at the same table]

[kneeling]

【My mother is too big】

"Why so powerful? Let me ask him." Xia Xingyao raised an eyebrow at Wu Zhe.

Wu Zhe glared at him and lowered his voice, "Because you are mentally handicapped."

Xia Xingyao was very wronged: "He scolded me. Don't talk to him anymore. Let's continue to speak English..."

[The little brother at the same table has a nice voice]

【Bold!To call the number one scholar a mentally handicapped ==]

[I found the interview with the second place by searching... It's the competition leader who recommended to Tsinghua University in the first year of high school]【! ! ! !The god of learning will only be friends with the god of learning, and the bully of learning only exists in novels QAQ]

After finishing the lectures on several subjects, Xia Xingyao went on to talk about some study skills and methods in line with the outline of the live broadcast platform.These things vary from person to person, and it may not necessarily work for others, but he is still very serious when he talks about it.Seriously, his voice is a little laughing, gentle, and good-looking. The barrage sent a lot of hearts and flowers, and some people gave him gifts.

Finally, there is a free question-and-answer session.

Ask him wild questions.

【Which school did the little brother volunteer to fill in】

"The volunteer is Tsinghua Yao Class, and I will be at the same table."

【Brother Xingyao seems to have been at the same table as Cue, do you have a good relationship?】

"The relationship is very good, very good."

【How did I know you】

"At the beginning of the second year of high school, I was transferred to the competition class because I was studying physics competitions, and then he was a math competition student. We were in the same class and we were at the same table. At the beginning, I didn't like him because he... …It's very annoying, understand, it's the kind of, 'hehe you mortals', like a second disease. After getting along for a long time, I found out that he is mentally handicapped."

[Big brother, did you ever engage in competitions! 】

"I did it. I only won the provincial first prize in the physics competition. I'm not very good. My tablemate is very good. IMO gold medal is perfect."

[? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! 】

【It's too cool】

[That is to say, the little brother at the same table is the second in the province in the IMO gold medal college entrance examination? 】

Xia Xingyao said: "Don't talk about him, his face is already very red when he is secretly watching the barrage next to me."

[If your face turns red easily, it may be vitamin C deficiency]

Xia Xingyao: "..."

【Have you ever been in love】

Xia Xingyao smiled and glanced at Wu Zhe, who was watching the live broadcast with his mobile phone in his hands: "We've talked about it, and we're still talking about it."

[My little brother and his girlfriend must be excellent too]

"He's pretty good."

【Will falling in love affect your studies? 】

"It doesn't seem to affect my studies very much. It doesn't affect my partner's studies either. He only scored more than 500 points in the exam at the beginning of his third year of high school. After falling in love with me, he scored more than 700 points in the college entrance examination. He has made great progress."

【……………Then can you dump your partner and talk to me】

"Can you dump him? No. My partner is watching my live broadcast now, and he will be angry later."

【How to coax when you are angry】

"No, can you stop asking questions that have nothing to do with study? How to coax? Just give me a kiss. Okay, stop asking these questions, students, don't you have any questions related to study?"

【Did you skip class】

"...Escaped, went to the Internet cafe with my partner to play games, and was caught by the dean to write a self-criticism. But don't imitate me, I was competing in my studies at that time. It was because I didn't study hard that I only passed the provincial one. "

[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, will the god of learning be caught and write a review! 】

"Yes, and then the review was written by my partner."

[………Stop showing affection!Can't take it anymore! ! ! 】

Wu Zhe touched his ears.

He listened to Xia Xingyao's teasing words, and suddenly stood up and hid in the kitchen.

Staying with Xia Xingyao again, he was a little worried that he would do something in front of the camera.

The live broadcast lasted for an hour, Xia Xingyao turned off the live broadcast and ran to the kitchen to find Wu Zhe who had been hiding there for a long time.Wu Zhe sat cross-legged on the floor, drinking water to relieve his worries.

Xia Xingyao: "...What are you doing?"

Wu Zhe said with a heavy tone, "I'm shy."

Xia Xingyao: "..."

After getting the money for the live broadcast, Xia Xingyao decided to prepare a birthday present for Wu Zhe.

But he didn't really know what to prepare.

Picking and picking, he thought, since he is an adult, it is better to buy a ring. …He wanted to buy a pair of rings again, but he always felt that giving a pair of rings as a birthday gift was a bit strange, so he decided to buy one.He chose a very restrained style without so many diamonds, chose the lettering, asked the official website to send it to SF Express, and carefully noted that they should not write it as a ring on the outer package of the express delivery.

SF Express delivered very quickly.

The courier called him at noon the next day, and he hurriedly rode out to pick it up, then removed the outer packaging as if guilty of guilt, leaving only a small jewelry box, which he carefully put into his pocket.

On Wu Zhe's birthday, Xia Xingyao enthusiastically invited him to go swimming and surfing together.

The two of them went out at noon, and after swimming for three hours, they were all sunburned.Xia Xingyao complained: "It's all your fault for not coming out in the morning."

Wu Zhe was very wronged: "You are the one who is lying on the bed! You have admitted that you are one of the four-piece suits on the bed, and you still blame me."

Xia Xingyao imitated Zhu Heheng and ran away suddenly.

Wu Zhe saw him squatting on the beach digging sand and wanted to go over to see what he was doing, but he suddenly turned around and shouted fiercely, "Wu Zhe don't come here!"

Wu Zhe stood there with his arms folded, thinking that he was probably planning some kind of birthday surprise, and waited patiently for a long time.

When Xia Xingyao finally got the sand done, he walked over and pulled Wu Zhe over.The two squatted in front of Xia Xingyao's birthday cake made of sand, and Wu Zhe smiled: "Is it so cute?"

Xia Xingyao took his hand and scratched the sand, revealing the ring hidden inside.

Xia Xingyao was a little nervous: "...you try it, I bought it according to the thickness of my finger."

Wu Zhe stared at the ring for a while, then pinched it up, and looked at the words engraved on the ring ring in front of the sun.

Xia Xingyao carved an Euler equation inside, with a star next to it.

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