After sitting at the same table with the mean school

Xia Xingyao was the only one in the physics group who wanted to participate in the Tsinghua competition camp.One is that half of the people have already left with flying visas, and the other is that most of those who want to study physics are more yearning for Peking University. Xia Xingyao is a strange thing.

Ji Yaya originally wanted to send him to Beijing, but he sternly refused.He carried his luggage, and got into the taxi called by Didi together with Wu Zhe.

Ji Yaya stood beside her and told the two children to pay attention to safety, and she must pay attention to safety.

Xia Xingyao got in the car and complained to Wu Zhe: "Those who know know that we are going to Beijing, but those who don't know think that we are going to Gambia to build a big Africa."

Wu Zhe taught a lesson: "You have a little experience of a mother's heart. Always ask her for things, never say thank you, reflect on yourself."

Xia Xingyao: "...Wu Zhe, why do you deserve such a beating? You are the only one with a long mouth."

Wu Zhe was surprised: "I found out that adding '呀' at the end of a sentence seems to make people angry."

"You're quite right."

The two of them just went 'what' to 'what' and went all the way to the airport.Then I went to Beijing.

At the arrival level of the airport, Wu Zhe was picked up by the team leader teacher of the national team.

Wu Zhe was a little worried about Xia Xingyao, and wanted to ask if he could go together, but he saw a huge Bentley logo on the car that came to pick up Xia Xingyao.

Wu Zhe: I wipe it.

No way, Xia Xingyao is really a little capitalist with no bottom line, no wonder he tricked me every day.

The competition camp is self-care. The uncle who came to pick up Xia Xingyao took him to the reserved hotel.It is a five-star hotel. It is not too close to Tsinghua University. It is five kilometers away. Because it is one of the better hotels nearby, the price is relatively expensive.

Xia Xingyao went to the school to sign in in the afternoon.

There were more than 200 and almost 300 people from all over the country participating in this summer camp, which is quite a number. At the beginning, a temporary class was assigned to everyone.After class division, the teacher took everyone around the garden.

This is not Xia Xingyao's first visit to Tsinghua University.

From a very young age, he knew that he might go to Tsinghua University or Peking University in the future, but before he met Wu Zhe, he had no preference for the two schools.

Now it may be Aiwujiwu.

Listening to the teacher's introduction that "Tsinghua Garden covers an area as big as the four next door", "The next door is only one street away from a world-class university" and other introductions about falling in love with the next door, Xia Xingyao became firm again belief.

Xia Xingyao took a photo in front of the second school gate and sent it to Wu Zhe.Wu Zhe:

-. . .

- far away

-How many days will you hold this competition camp?

Xia Xingyao:

- three days, what's the matter?

Wu Zhe:

- only three days? ? ? ?

- i still want us to go home together

Xia Xingyao:

-...

-fine

-I can wait for you

The competition camp said it was a summer camp, but it was basically an enhanced version of the exam.In addition to visiting Tsinghua Garden when I reported for duty on the first day, the next few days included lectures and exams.

Test!

It's a test all day long!

Damn it's either you take the test or I take the test!

What are the tests.

On the second day of the written test, the first question is to use a calculator to solve transcendental equations.

When he arrived at the examination room, Xia Xingyao found that his calculator was broken.But the teacher didn't have an extra calculator for him. Fortunately, the classmate next to him lent it to him for a while, otherwise it would be over.

When he was sitting in the examination room writing hard, he wondered if Wu Zhe had also started his examination.

When he returned to the hotel at night, he did receive Wu Zhe's very annoying WeChat message.

- the question is too simple

-Xia Xingyao, can you believe it, I feel that the gold medal score line is going to be 42 this time

Xia Xingyao:

-?

- How much is the perfect score?

Wu Zhe:

-42

Xia Xingyao:

- don't know why, i feel like hitting you

Wu Zhe:

- Brother Zhe, every word is from the heart

- I do the questions, from the bottom of my heart

Xia Xingyao: "..."

The next day was the interview for the physics camp.

The interview started again with Tsinghua-style blind questions, which was as wild as the last time.

The difference was that the three professors interviewed looked at what was written on Xia Xingyao's resume and asked some other questions.

such as……

"Student Xia, did you sign an agreement with the neighbor before?"

Xia Xingyao stood firmly in line: "But I personally yearn for Tsinghua University more, that's why I came here."

The professor was very moved: "Good!"

Xia Xingyao then felt that he did a good job in the interview.

After returning to the hotel, he called Ji Yaya about the interview, and told his father that he would book the hotel for two more days.

Xia Mingcheng asked him how he did in the exam.

He quickly added, "If not, I think Jingzhou University is not bad."

Xia Xingyao: "I don't think so."

Xia Mingcheng: "It's okay, as long as we can read a book."

For some reason, as a typical Chinese father without children, Xia Mingcheng always misunderstood Xia Xingyao's achievements.

When he was in junior high school, Xia Mingcheng was always worried and wanted to donate a building to Jingzhong, because he always thought that Xia Xingyao might not be able to go to high school—then Xia Xingyao won the first place in the high school entrance examination and went to Jingzhong by himself; , Xia Mingcheng always felt that Xia Xingyao had studied very hard, and would persuade him every time he called, and he would be satisfied if he could read a book. ——If you can’t do this, go abroad to study in a fucking pheasant university.

Xia Xingyao didn't bother to explain now.

Wu Zhe also finished the second day's IMO exam.

He told Xia Xingyao more confidently:

-It's over, the gold medal line is really going to 42

- The difficulty of this question is only national final

Xia Xingyao:

- really , i don ' t believe it

Wu Zhe:

- even i feel you can get a 6 if you take the test

Xia Xingyao:

-?

- why is it 6 points

Wu Zhe:

- One point for each question, no money will be given to you for free

Xia Xingyao:

-thank you

The last day of the summer camp is the closing ceremony, and when the camp is closed, outstanding campers and the like will be announced—actually, the list of discounts will be announced.

Then Xia Xingyao understood the cheating nature of this summer camp, because he took another provincial team down.

And among the [-] people, there are only [-] people who get a provincial or unconditional discount, which is very small.

Xia Xingyao: "..."

Feed the dog with blood, thank you.

He went back to the hotel and got sulky for a while, then went to swim in the swimming pool on the top floor, lying on the edge of the pool and voicing complaints with Wu Zhe.

"When they asked me if I loved physics, I told the truth and said that I chose the physics competition because of my good grades in physics... I feel that the professors in the School of Physics should be dissatisfied here."

"Can't hear the truth, can't bear the slightest blow, the current professors are too fragile."

"...But I regret it a little bit. During the interview, I should have said that I am invincible and love physics, and I want to contribute to the progress of human basic science in the future."

"But I'm very honest, Wu Zhe, don't you think people should be honest?"

"..."

After a while, Wu Zhe sent a voice, lazily:

"What to do, let's work hard in the league."

"Wait until you get the first place in the national exam and the first place in IPhO, and then tell them that my physics is all based on my talent, and I just learn it casually. Isn't it very cool?"

Xia Xingyao was really comforted:

"I kind of like this plot."

"Yeah. I like it too. Xia Xingyao."

Wu Zhe replied.

Xia Xingyao adjusted his mood quickly, and he was already in a good mood when he returned to his room.

Just think of this summer camp as a trip, and don't think about the bad exams, it's actually quite comfortable.

Of course, it is more comfortable to play games.

Considering that Beijing is the capital where no black Internet cafes can be found, he had no choice but to send Wu Zhe an invitation to Glory of the King.

Wu Zhe: "???"

Xia Xingyao:

- Play two games with me.

Wu Zhe:

- wait i ' m looking for earphones

After a while, Wu Zhe sent a reply.He complained very aggrieved:

- My earphones were washed by the washing machine, so I can't connect to the mic

It was Xia Xingyao's turn to ask questions.

-? ? ? ?

Wu Zhe said sadly:

- used it for two years, now it's time to die

-I will bury it on the streets of Seoul in memory of Seoul Powerful Drum Washing Machine

Xia Xingyao:

- Last time my mom washed my earphones twice and they didn't break. What's the matter with you?

Wu Zhe:

-It can only be said that the apple is too hot, it has nothing to do with me

-Is this my problem?

- If the washing machine is broken, can the earphones cause problems? This wave can only be said to not work well with the washing machine

Xia Xingyao:

-………………

Xia Xingyao suddenly had a great idea.

He lay on the bed and began to look up AirPods, Wu Zhe's birthday, wouldn't it be wonderful to send a new AirPods!

And the name can be engraved on the AirPods box, which is very unique.

Xia Xingyao, why are you so smart.

Xia Xingyao made very quick decisions and quickly selected an AirPods Pro.When custom engraving, he began to hesitate, what is better to engrave.

There are currently three alternatives.

One is "HUAWEI".

One is "Stupid Wu Zhe".

Another one is "Xia Xingyao is my father".

Xia Xingyao thought about it and weighed it carefully.

I always feel that there is something wrong with engraving Huawei; engraving the last two... It seems that it is not suitable for birthday presents.

Difficult.

Eventually he wanted to engrave Maxwell's equations.

Because the Hamiltonian of Maxwell's equations looks a lot like a heart.

——Actually, it doesn't look like it at all, it's just an inverted triangle.

Never mind, I feel like it.

Thinking so, Xia Xingyao edited Maxwell's equations and entered them into the lettering box.

Then Spicy Chicken Apple told him that the Hamiltonian operator could not carve it out.

What a broken thing, it's too unintelligent!

Also sell so expensive!

Can't even engrave a formula!

Xia Xingyao could only settle for the next best thing, saying "Wu Zhe is an idiot".

But in the end, I was still afraid of being beaten.

At the last second, it was changed to "Wu Zhe IMO Full Score Commemoration".

The next afternoon, Xia Xingyao received the AirPods from Apple, and found that the prophecy engraved on it had come true—Wu Zhe really got full marks in the test.

The information about IMO on the Internet is slower than Xia Xingyao's first-hand information.

Wu Zhe live-streamed the award ceremony for him on WeChat, of course most of it was casual chatting, and a small part was "Hey wait, it seems that I was called just now and I will go to receive an award".

Wu Zhe said that "the gold medal line needs to reach 42", but this time only two people got full marks.

One is him, and the other is an American player with a rather long name.

The gold medal line has only reached 30, which is considered a moderate score in previous IMO competitions, which proves that this year's topic is not particularly easy.

After Wu Zhe received the award, he was called to take a photo with other students from the national team.

After taking photos, I have time to chat on WeChat.He took a photo of the gold medal and sent it to Xia Xingyao, not to show off, but to share:

- this medal is not made of gold

- i'm so sorry

Xia Xingyao:

-? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Wu Zhe:

- i just took a bite and it smelled weird

Xia Xingyao:

- no , what do you mean

- Don't give it to me, I'll help you sell scraps, two yuan a catty

Wu Zhe:

- do you want it, remote

- then come back and give it to you