After sitting at the same table with the mean school

The first monthly exam after resuming classes came when everyone was in a hurry.

Seats were not arranged according to the results of the monthly exam this time, and the seats were arranged randomly out of order. Xia Xingyao's exam room was on the second floor of Mingde Building, which happened to be the same exam room as Wu Zhe.

In a small monthly examination room, it is possible to have two talents, crouching dragon and phoenix chick at the same time.

I have to say that it really attracted the girls from several nearby examination rooms to admire the handsome guy.

There are nine exams in the monthly exam, each with [-] points.

It's okay when you take the language test.Chinese is a course that depends on accumulation. If there is accumulation, it is not a big problem to do the college entrance examination questions in the first year of senior high school. Xia Xingyao wrote so fast that half of the writing time did not pass.

He saw the Chinese composition question, which was another half-proposition.

"Who are you________"

Can't blame him.He was really brainwashed. When Xia Xingyao saw this title, his mind was full of "You are the joy of youth".But he didn't dare to write such a sour sentence. First, he must not get a high score, and second, Wu Zhe would definitely make trouble for him.After pondering for a while, he settled on patriotism as the theme, and then started running towards the motherland in the direction of positive energy.

After the composition is finished, there are still 10 minutes left for the Chinese test to end.

Xia Xingyao deeply felt that his sword was not yet old, and he scanned the examination room with complacency.Wu Zhe's position is at the back of the classroom on the right side. He is lowering his head and is still filling out the test paper seriously.The deep black hair is dyed a warm orange by a ray of sunlight, the colors are intertwined, colliding, and jumping, which is best described by the word youth.

Xia Xingyao suddenly felt in a trance.

Like this, with a few seats apart, taking exams together, going to class together, and leaving school together, it is really the most beautiful and clean day.

Maths for the exam is very easy.

After Xia Xingyao finished writing, he looked up at his watch, only four or ten minutes had passed.He hastily checked it twice, but he didn't want to look at it, so he turned to look for Wu Zhe's figure. ——Uh, Wu Zhe's seat is already empty.

Xia Xingyao shook the paper, stood up quickly and handed it in.

The invigilator called to him: "Hey, classmate, you can hand in the paper an hour earlier, it's only 10 minutes..."

Xia Xingyao said "ah", wondering: "But didn't someone leave first?"

Invigilator: "That's for the bathroom."

Xia Xingyao said decisively, "Then I'll go to the bathroom too."

Although the exam was really simple, four to 10 minutes was really too fast. Most people in the same exam room hadn't finished writing, so they could only watch Xia Xingyao pretend.

Xia Xingyao picked up the coat that was on the back of the chair, quickly walked out of the classroom door, and then found Wu Zhe's figure at the stairs.Wu Zhe was leaning against the wall, looking down at his phone

Seeing Xia Xingyao coming out, Wu Zhe raised his chin slightly: "I've been waiting for you for half an hour."

Xia Xingyao: "..."

So you only wrote for 10 minutes?

Xia Xingyao hehe: "Really, I don't believe it."

Wu Zhe: "Not only did I only write for 10 minutes, but I can also recite the answer for you now."

Xia Xingyao: "Really, I don't believe it."

Wu Zhe: "BABCB, CABDA."

Xia Xingyao said "ah": "...Wait, the first question is B? Isn't it? I clearly remember it is C."

Wu Zhe patted him on the head lightly, and dragged him downstairs: "You can believe whatever you say."

Xia Xingyao: "..."

Xia Xingyao had a good foundation in liberal arts, so he was quite confident in taking the history and land administration exam in the next two days.

After three days of the exam, the test results came out quickly. In the evening, the math and English scores could be found on the educational administration website.

There are a lot of perfect scores in mathematics, and there are also many scores of 9798 in English. This is the score inflation caused by too simple questions.

Early the next morning, all the grades of the nine subjects were released.

If one word were to be used to describe Xia Xingyao's achievements, it might be dimensionality reduction and crushing.He is about fifty points taller than No.2 in class one.But this time the first grade was not Xia Xingyao, but Zuo Mingyu, a girl from the third class next door. She scored two points higher than Xia Xingyao.

But this means that Mr. Xia didn't study comprehensive for a whole semester, and when he came back to take the exam, he was parachuted into second place.

Concierge is just one word, I have to say it a hundred times.

The day when the monthly exam results are released is Thursday, and the school is closed on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, and the exam room is reserved for the college entrance examination.The annual college entrance examination has always been a major event in life that everyone is worried about.

And how can such a precious vacation time-there is no training for the competition group!

The school during the college entrance examination is different from usual.

Mingde Building and Zhishan Building were closed as examination rooms, and the library was also closed as a test paper transportation and storage center. Therefore, the physics group students who stayed in the school for training were locked in the Science and Technology Building. Can't leave all day.

The problem is, the science and technology building, damn it, there is no bathroom.

Usually, when we go to the bathroom, we go to Mingde Building by taking the covered bridge on the fourth floor.Now Mingde Building is sealed off, no one can enter or leave, and the same is true of Zhishan Building, which is a little further away. For a while, everyone didn't know where to go to the toilet.

People have three urgencies, they are simply suffocated.Xia Xingyao studied by himself all morning, and at noon, he packed up his things decisively and went home.

Anyway, it's self-study everywhere.

But self-study at home has a particularly unstable factor.

Xia Xingyao concentrated on his self-study until after five o'clock in the afternoon. When he looked at his phone, Weibo was trending. "College Entrance Examination Mathematics", "National One Volume Mathematics" and "College Entrance Examination Mathematics Difficulty", the hot search was an inexplicable arithmetic sequence question. He glanced at it, and all the hot searches were crying and howling that the question was too difficult.

He has always been very puzzled, why derivatives and conic sections, which are really difficult in mathematics for the college entrance examination, are not very popular, but are relatively simple multiple-choice questions, and people say "too difficult" again and again.

While looking at the hot search, suddenly someone's WeChat arrived.

Ding ding dong, several times in succession.

Wu Zhe sent him the math paper for the college entrance examination.

Xia Xingyao:

-?

Wu Zhe:

-do or not

Xia Xingyao:

-? ? ? ?

Wu Zhe:

- Make a standard answer

Xia Xingyao felt that Wu Zhe was indeed quite confident, and the standard answer was the standard answer when he opened his mouth.

But the winter camp of the national finals can get full marks in the exams, and the math papers in the college entrance examinations... It seems that it is nothing to him.

Wu Zhe is a person who can pretend to be convincing, which shows that he is really cool and doesn't need to pretend.

Xia Xingyao was about to change his mind, so he sent a "." with a small period:

- do it now

Wu Zhe:

-Come

Xia Xingyao used a small printer to print a copy of the picture of the test paper on the phone.After typing the next two sheets, there was no more A4 paper. He was looking for paper everywhere, and suddenly someone rang the bell at the door.

He pulled on his slippers and ran over to open the door. Wu Zhe stood at the door holding two pens and a few pieces of paper: "Do it together."

Xia Xingyao turned around, typed out two papers, and shared one with Wu Zhe. The two of them occupied both ends of the desk and began to write the papers.

——Before we started, Xia Xingyao had an unfeeling request: "Brother Zhe, god Zhe, if you can turn the pages softer and write questions slower, then you are the best male classmate in the world." gone."

Wu Zhe: "How do you say that?"

Xia Xingyao: "You fucking slow down, or I'll be under too much pressure."

Wu Zhe: "I'm under a lot of pressure when you sit next to me. My heart rate is [-]. I'm excited and scared."

"..."

Please don't just come here.

Xia Xingyao lowered his head and began to write quickly.

He blocked the movement of Wu Zhe opposite him, and it was difficult to be disturbed by the outside world once he was focused.

From childhood to adulthood, Xia Xingyao has always learned mathematics very well - referring to mathematics in class and mathematics in exams.

When he was in junior high school, he got perfect marks in all the exams—a record that shocked his junior high school math teacher.As long as it is a formally graded exam, he will get full marks. Once the exam is over, he can make standard answers, that's how stable it is.

After high school, it wasn't so exaggerated. Jing Zhong's math problems were sometimes quite difficult, but he was never afraid. When the difficulty was high, it was not lower than one hundred and three. Bai Wu couldn't run away.

It can be said that he is very confident in mathematics.

But Wu Zhe was too exaggerated.Compared with him, Xia Xingyao felt that his mathematics was not very good.

However, there is a specialization in surgery, and thinking about other subjects, Xia Xingyao felt balanced again.

The multiple-choice questions, fill-in-the-blank questions, and big questions in the National College Entrance Examination Mathematics Paper are all easy—well, so to speak, are there any difficulties?Xia Xingyao really couldn't think of it for a while.He made the paper by pushing it flat, like a steamroller, which felt very refreshing.

It is a little difficult to write all the way to the conic section, but it is only difficult to calculate.However, the calculation requirements in physics competitions are very high, and he has been trained for a long time, and he quickly proved the nonsense of "a straight line passing through a point on an ellipse" within a few minutes of writing.

There is only one derivative question left, and I will write it at the end.He took a deep breath and read the question carefully.

It was a proof question involving exponential functions. When he saw e^x, his mind was full of Maclaurin series.The derivative question is not difficult, but the proof process is a bit cumbersome. He also made a small calculation error in the middle, so he overthrew it and started it all over again.After finally finishing writing, he was about to check it from beginning to end, when Wu Zhe suddenly said, "Candidates please pay attention, there are still 15 minutes before the end of the exam."

"...Huh?" Xia Xingyao looked up, "I've been writing for so long?"

"Ah."

"When did you finish writing?"

"I...an hour earlier than you?" Wu Zhe said modestly, "I only painted a beautiful portrait for an hour."

The beautiful portrait refers to his beloved pig Makabaka.

Xia Xingyao: "..." He took the A4 paper on which Wu Zhe wrote the answer, "Let me check."

Multiple choice is ok.

Fill in the blanks is no problem.

big question...

This was the first time Xia Xingyao saw the answers to the math test paper written by Wu Zhe carefully.

Although this character is ugly, but it is quite handsome when writing letters and numbers. I have to say that I will definitely be a talent for writing English papers in the future.

The big title is written very clearly and meticulously from beginning to end. ——And this very pretentious person also marked the score points behind the answer, and really managed to disguise his answer as a standard answer.

Xia Xing looked down from a distance.

Some points may be deducted for writing sloppy.The final proof of the conic section is a little different from Wu Zhe's answer because it was calculated by violent hands instead of ingenious thinking.

There are three kinds of answers for Wu Zhe’s derivative. One is to construct auxiliary functions—although he didn’t say how this function came about, but it’s very ingenious; Nanny-level proof of understanding; there is also a magical idea starting from the concept. This method is written very briefly, and Xia Xingyao feels that he is too lazy to write.

"How is it, how many points?" Wu Zhe asked with interest while propping his hands on the table.

Xia Xingyao's previous questions were basically correct, but what was funny was that the simple elective questions were wrongly written - the second question was that he misunderstood the conditions of the question.

After summing it up, I deducted some points: "One hundred and four." He looked up, feeling that it was acceptable.

"That's all right. Check again, maybe higher."

Wu Zhe smiled, and began to collect the draft paper on his desk.

Xia Xingyao inadvertently saw that there were no traces of calculations on his draft paper, only two pieces of paper with cartoon pigs drawn on them.He was confused, "Wait...you don't draft the papers?"

Wu Zhe: "...Why do I have to draft the paper when I write the paper?"

"????"

clothes.

Xia Xingyao applauded.

it is good!

So awesome!

Ji Yaya wasn't at home tonight, so Xia Xingyao had to handle dinner by himself.It was almost eight o'clock after finishing the paper, and already hungry, Xia Xingyao knocked on Wu Zhe's table: "Go out for dinner?"

Five minutes later, two people appeared in the fan shop downstairs.

then.

Three or ten minutes later, two people appeared at the uncle's house.

Why on earth is this, why I was able to walk from the fan shop downstairs to my uncle's house, I didn't say anything about it, it can only be said to be an unsolved mystery.Xia Xingyao touched the mouse that he hadn't touched in a semester, smelled the charming fragrance from the oily and slippery case, and sighed: "It's been a long time."

Wu Zhe: "I was so excited that my blood pressure went up when I came here."

"?"

"Going from 120/90 to 160/120."

"Do you still have numbers, so accurate?"

So, carry a blood pressure monitor with you, suddenly take it out to read the number, scare others to death with your own high blood pressure, and defeat others without fighting.

Wu Zhe: "Of course." After a pause, "If you want to ask me what I rely on to raise my blood pressure, I can only say that I rely on general points."

"..."

Then you are really good at math.

At the critical moment of the college entrance examination, Comrade Li Daguang must be busy with a lot of things. It is impossible to come to his uncle's house to catch the important criminal. Xia Xingyao put 120 hearts in his stomach and started to have fun.

Xia Xingyao must play the mid laner hero today, let Wu Zhe play alone in the bottom lane, and play with passers-by support.

In the first game, Wu Zhe, who had been recommended for N for a long time, finally practiced his second ADC (shooter) hero, "Daughter of the Void-Kasha", very proudly selected, and showed off to Xia Xingyao: "See , Champion skin, do you have it? Kai'Sa, do you know it?"

Xia Xingyao: "Although I don't know how to do it, I can be your father."

After the words fell, Xia Xingyao decisively locked "Void Walker-Kassadin", Kassa's biological father in the game, dear.

Wu Zhe: "..."

As soon as she entered the game, Kai'Sa started calling "Father".

Wu Zhe was so embarrassed that he quickly changed the subject and lied to his teammates by typing in the dialog box.

-Brothers, I take the college entrance examination today, everyone should play hard

Three teammates:

-?

-?

-? ? ?You played with your mother during the college entrance examination!Hurry up and learn!

The two heroes Kai'Sa and Kassadin are very difficult to play in the game.

Wu Zhe's proficiency with Kai'Sa was not high, which became the breakthrough point for the opponent.Maybe his teammates really thought he was going to take the college entrance examination, but they actually held back and didn't spray him.

Only at the end, the top lane teammate complained:

-Kasha, did you choose B in all the mathematics in the college entrance examination?

Wu Zhe:

-?

Xia Xing understood in seconds:

-Because ADC doesn't work

Wu Zhe: "...???"

Online teammate Wu Zhe has no way to fight, but there is always a way to conquer offline.He flicked the mouse, stood up and grabbed Xia Xingyao's neck: "Say one more thing, can't I say one more thing?"

Xia Xingyao was poor and humble, could not be moved by might, could not be subdued, huddled in the gaming chair, and looked at Wu Che stubbornly with his neck stuck.Wu Zhe pressed on him, his heart was pounding, his ears were red, but his expression was normal and calm, and he uttered three words: "You can't."

Wu Zhe sneered: "Try to see if I can do it?"

Xia Xingyao: "You have the ability to let me try."

Wu Zhe didn't know what the hell he was thinking of, his ears turned red, he let go, sat back in his chair, and then looked at Kai'Sa's data and fell into mourning: "I... really can't."

Xia Xingyao: "..."

Wu Zhe felt that he could only play Draven.

He decisively threw himself into Delevingne's arms again.Because he was assisted by passers-by in the bottom lane in the last round and had a cerebral hemorrhage, this round he begged Xia Xingyao, who was his father in the first round, to come and support him in the bottom lane.

Xia Xingyao: "I want to play Nami."

"Play! You can play anything!" Wu Zhe was full of confidence.

Not long after, Wu Zhe discovered that Xia Xingyao's Nami caused him a cerebral hemorrhage more than the passerby's support in the previous round.Especially Xia Xingyao's own dubbing, "Look at my Super Bubble!", made him dizzy.

After dying for the eighth time, Wu Zhe finally cursed without a subject, "I'm so sorry for you."

Scold the opposing jungler.

Xia Xingyao was very sensitive, and immediately felt that he was scolding himself, and his mouth was faster than his brain, and he said back: "If you have the ability to insult me."

Wu Zhe: ".........?"

Xia Xingyao's eyes widened, and he quickly apologized in embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, let's play jungler."

I really like what the famous professional player Ji Mugong once said. At our age, love and career can come later, but junglers can’t.

I also like a sentence that the famous philosopher, thinker, and educator Eustio once said, women and children can make mistakes, but junglers can't. (*)

The author has something to say: (*) Gimgoon, the top laner of the FPX team, and OTTO, the anchor of Douyu LOL