After sitting at the same table with the mean school

Wu Zhe was called up to study for self-criticism.

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After Wu Zhe finished reading, Xu Yi was also called to the rostrum.

Xu Yi is the boy who recited "The Preface to the Pavilion of King Teng" until tears filled his eyes. An art student majoring in broadcasting, when he came across the memorization...won't he be unable to suppress his instinct?

He also read a self-criticism on stage, which was very solemn and serious like a news broadcast draft.

The last one was Xia Xingyao.

When Xia Xingyao took the stage, the sophomore side was shocked.

No way, the god of learning also came to the stage to read the self-criticism? ... Or did you come on stage to accept the praise? ... No, Zheshen is so awesome, and he didn't accept praise when he came to the stage.

Disturbed and confused, the students below listened intently, Xia Xingyao said: "Dear teacher, dear students, I write this review with 12 points of guilt and 12 points of remorse. I fully understand Got to my own mistake..."

Is it really a review? !

I heard Xia Xingyao hurriedly read: "I am very ashamed, as a student I failed... so I have to abide by the school's rules... I will never play games with Wu Zhe again..."

He stood on the rostrum to read the self-criticism. To be honest, he was a little ashamed, so his voice was not loud, and he kept his head buried in the whole process and spoke very fast.After reading, he ran off the stage as if he was fleeing for his life. Li Daguang didn't even grab the corner of his clothes, so he had to cough twice on the stage.

Xia Xingyao fled to the stage quickly, still in shock, when he suddenly heard a burst of intense applause slowly from below.

"...?"

No, read a self-criticism. Why do you applaud? !

Xia Xingyao felt very puzzled.

After the flag-raising ceremony was over, everyone disbanded and walked slowly from the playground to the teaching building.

Because Xia Xingyao had just lost face, his six relatives walked with their heads buried in denial, when the shoulder was suddenly patted by someone behind.

He turned his head and saw that it was Xu Kunming from class three.

Xu Kunming smiled at him friendly: "Mr. Xia, do you know the monthly test scores?"

Xia Xing shook his head.

After concentrating on the competition, he didn't care much about the test results in the monthly test.

Xu Kunming smiled: "You are number one again, two points higher than me."

Xia Xingyao showed him a look of three parts surprise, three parts joy and four parts embarrassment: "Oh...haha, that's okay."

Xu Kunming: "..."

Xia Xingyao: "..."

if not?What to say then?

The atmosphere was very awkward, and Wu Zhe came to the rescue.Wu Zhe chased after him, patted Xia Xingyao on the back, and asked, "What are you talking about?"

Xia Xingyao: "Monthly exam."

"Tsk." Wu Zhe smiled, "My brother Xia is an eternal god."

Xu Kunming also laughed, but the smile didn't reach his eyes: "Brother Xia is not a mortal, even if he goes to the competition, he is still the best."

Xia Xingyao tilted his head: "It's only two points higher, so is it considered a top performer?"

Xu Kunming: "..."

Wu Zhe coughed and said very seriously, "It's really not counted if you are only two points higher. Xia Xingyao, you have regressed."

"..."

They walked downstairs to Zhishan and found that the latest monthly exam rankings had been posted on the bulletin board.

The ranking is called the "Honor Roll", and only the top [-] in grade and the top [-] in each subject are posted.

Xia Xingyao's name was high on the first list, with a total score of 750, and he got 703 in the exam.Mathematics 146, maybe I don’t know where to prove that I have deducted points for not writing well; my Chinese performance is stable, and I am the first in the grade.

Wu Zhe put his arm around Xia Xingyao's shoulder, looking for his name.

Xia Xingyao searched carefully for a while, and called him: "Wu Zhe, you are 79, have you seen it?"

Wu Zhe accurately positioned his ranking and expressed his satisfaction.

Most of the people in the first class are nowhere to be seen on the list.

After everyone concentrated on the competition, they didn't pay much attention to the in-class exams. A lot of people just read the books before the exams. This time, there were only four people in the class who could squeeze into the top [-]. Wu Zhe really counted. I did well in the exam.

Although this test is of no use to him.

After all, it has been guaranteed.

The two walked upstairs, and Wu Zhe said as he went upstairs, "Thank you, Teacher Xiao Xia, for teaching me Chinese, although I still haven't got an average score."

Xia Xingyao complained: "You don't need to say the second half of the sentence, do you? It seems that I am useless."

After October, the wind of early autumn brings rustling coolness.The school uniform gradually changed from short-sleeved to long-sleeved jackets, and the autumn rain fell layer by layer. Ji Yaya suddenly told Xia Xingyao that she was going on a business trip for a while.

Xia Xingyao asked: "...Why do you need to travel for this job?"

After 2 minutes, he received a call from his dad.

Oh.

It turned out to be a business trip to spend the damn wedding anniversary with my dad.

This damn sweet love.

Xia Xingyao was speechless and asked, "When will you be back?"

"A week."

"Row."

Ji Yaya was very worried about Xia Xingyao, and explained a lot of precautions for living alone.Just when Wu Zhe next door came to ask Xia Xingyao to borrow a calculator, Ji Yaya glanced at Wu Zhe, then at Xia Xingyao, and suddenly said, "Otherwise, you two should be a companion, Yaoyao, you sleep in my bedroom. Let Xiao Zhe sleep in your bedroom."

Xia Xingyao felt that his mother had come up with all sorts of bad ideas, and asked, "Is there any benefit?"

"The advantage is that if a thief comes in, there will be another person to fight with you." Ji Yaya also learned Xia Xingyao's usual tone, and asked, "Isn't it good?"

"...Wu Zhe," Xia Xingyao turned his head and asked in a discussing tone, "Tell me, is this a good idea?"

Wu Zhe smiled falsely: "I can."

"...?"

Ji Yaya said, "Look at you two, I'll just come up with an idea."

"That's outrageous, Mom."

Ji Yaya flew away happily, and Xia Xingyao lived alone.The day before, he went home with Wu Zhe after evening self-study. When he opened the door, there was no one in the house and no lights. He felt a little lonely.Lying on the bed and watching WeChat, his mother sent him a hundred small videos, all of which were "Xia Mingcheng gave me a little surprise", "Romantic promise of 999 roses", "Son! See if your dad is handsome" And "What kind of romance is an old couple playing?"

Xia Xingyao: "..."

Can't you be my son?It's thanks to you that you can raise and kill single dogs.

The next day, Xia Xingyao felt a little lonely.He sat at the desk and wrote the topic until one o'clock in the evening, propping his chin up and looking at the lights in the opposite window.

After thinking about it, he opened WeChat and sent Wu Zhe a message.

Xia Xingyao:

-.

Wu Zhe:

-?

Xia Xingyao:

-What are you doing

Wu Zhe:

- brush the question, brother

Xia Xingyao:

- Stop swiping, fighting landlords

Wu Zhe:

-...

- then you open the room

Xia Xingyao quickly opened a Happy Landlords room and invited Wu Zhe to join the game.

Fighting the landlord at one o'clock in the morning, the two of them were very leisurely, and they started to interact wildly after matching into the game.Xia Xingyao poured coffee for Wu Zhe one after another, and Wu Zhe kept uttering, "Are you gg or mm", "You play cards too well", "Hurry up, I'm waiting for you!" Thank you all."

The two were equally bored, and when it was two o'clock, Wu Zhe couldn't bear it anymore, so he asked on WeChat:

- are you particularly lonely

Otherwise, it would be so boring, fighting landlords until two o'clock in the morning.

Xia Xingyao was slightly taken aback.

-?

Wu Zhe:

- Do you need daddy to come and accompany you?

Xia Xingyao:

-No, just take care of yourself as an old man

Wu Zhe:

- it's ok , i ' m willing to take care of you

Xia Xingyao:

-...

The autumn rain was falling outside the window, Xia Xingyao casually threw the phone away, and fell asleep with the sound of the rain. The lights of 1104 also went out after a few minutes. Wu Zhe looked at the slightly fluorescent chat box, and felt for the first time that there was something... wrong about what he was saying.

morning.

The rain was murmuring and the sky was gloomy.

Xia Xingyao packed up a long-sleeved sweater and went out, the fleece one, with four letters printed on the chest, "JZZX" the pinyin abbreviation of Jingzhou Middle School.He put on the hat of the sweater, his head was tucked into the hat, his face was small, his eyes were big, and his expression was pale and haggard.

Wu Zhe closed the door behind him, looked him up and down, and wondered, "It's not autumn yet? Why are you dressed like this?"

Wu Zhe himself has a fire in his own stove, and the firepower is so strong that he doesn't feel cold at all when he only wears short sleeves.

Xia Xingyao sneezed and rubbed the tip of his nose: "I don't know. I might have caught a cold while sleeping last night."

"...You're going to catch a cold without Auntie." Wu Zhe shook his head and asked, "Have you taken your medicine yet?"

"I took a cold medicine." Xia Xingyao wrinkled his face, "I don't want to take medicine. It's uncomfortable."

"Then you want an injection? The spanking kind."

"...just let me be natural, okay?" Xia Xingyao supported the wall of the elevator, bickering with Wu Zhe listlessly, "I'm young, with good health, and occasionally catch a cold, so I don't care."

Wu Zhe: "..."

In the classroom, Xia Xingyao began to sleep.Wu Zhe remembered something, pulled off his hat, and asked, "Have you had breakfast?"

Xia Xingyao said vaguely, "...I have no appetite."

Wu Zhe stood up and left the classroom, and came back 10 minutes later, carrying two cans of eight-treasure porridge and a sweet bun in a plastic bag in his hand.He put the bag on Xia Xingyao's table, and said casually, "Eat when you're hungry."

Xia Xingyao pulled up his hat a little bit, completely covering his head, in a state where he didn't want to speak at all.Wu Zhe saw that there was a cup on the table, so he went to get him another bottle of hot water, but he was still sleeping, looking very uncomfortable.

He fell asleep like this in the early self-study, and the English class representative who led the reading on the stage turned a blind eye.But the first class was Xu Shufen's Chinese class, so he couldn't sleep all the time, but Wu Zhe still didn't wake Xia Xingyao up—either he didn't wake him up, or he didn't wake him up at all.

In this class, Ms. Xu Shufen talks about "Sleepwalking Tianmu Yin Liu Farewell".

She walked in from outside the classroom with the lesson plan between her hands, wearing a long skirt that was elegant and gentle, stood still on the podium, looked around first, and locked her eyes on Xia Xingyao who was completely wrapped up and lying on the table, and asked softly: "What happened to Xia Xingyao?"

Wu Zhe lowered his voice and replied, "I have a cold."

"Oh..." Ms. Xu Shufen asked, "Are you still awake?"

Wu Zhe tentatively said, "Why don't I call?"

Having said that, I have absolutely no desire to try.

"Forget it, if you feel uncomfortable, you can lie down and rest for a while." Ms. Xu Shufen said straightforwardly, "Drink more hot water."

Xia Xingyao woke up around 10 minutes into class, and slowly raised his head from the table. The hat slipped off his head, revealing a face covered with red marks from sleep.

He turned his head and asked hoarsely, "After school?"

He was stupefied in sleep and hadn't fully woken up yet, his eyes looked wet and confused, and Wu Zhe's heart skipped a beat suddenly.

Xia Xingyao whispered, "Why is it so dark..."

Wu Zhe asked: "It is 2335 A.D., you are the last human on earth, do you remember?"

Xia Xingyao shook his head vigorously, rubbed his temples vigorously, and finally woke up completely.

On the podium, Ms. Xu Shufen was explaining that "the clouds are so green that they look like rain, and the water is so thin that they give rise to smoke". Xia Xingyao listened to it, his head was really dizzy, and he lowered his head and began to draw ghosts on the book.

Wu Zhe pushed a small note to him.

Xia Xingyao was vividly drawn on it, wearing a sweater jacket, in the style of a girly manga, with a red face, slightly opened eyes, and a pitiful expression.

Wu Zhe wrote: Does it look like you?

Xia Xingyao supported his head with his left hand, and wrote on the note with his right hand:

more like you

Wu Zhe:

?

Do you mean husband and wife?