mirror cadre

Osamu Dazai has taken Akutagawa Ryunosuke seriously for a long time and knows him very well, so there is no doubt that he was arrested on purpose.

The problem is, it’s a deliberate problem, and it’s a shameful problem. It’s definitely more interesting to see the scene of the kid locked in the interrogation room in a state of embarrassment than to lazily bask in the sun in Yokohama’s sunset.

It's like watching cats fighting and jumping up and down is much more interesting than watching cats lazily flicking water with their tails.

When Shirasawa arrived, he saw Nakahara Chuya's locomotive. The other party should have gone to the place to laugh at Dazai, but it didn't matter, as the so-called first come, first served, Shirazawa was willing to line up to laugh.

He walked down the stairs to the interrogation room, and he could hear the sound of fighting inside. Oh, from the sound, it seemed that Dazai was being beaten unilaterally, so it should be the skill and fighting level of a caterpillar.

When he reached the middle of the stairs, Shirazawa stopped, lazily raised his leg to step on the opposite wall, leaned his back against the wall behind him, and placed the living doll with two-color hair on the raised leg. Sit in a sitting position, and wait for the noisy fighting inside to end completely or Zhong Yuanzhong to come out.

There must be the sound of fighting, and the conversation inside is very vague, Shirazawa Zhizi only heard the threat that Nakahara Chuya suspected at the end, very handsome.

Zhong Yuan Zhong also said: "This time I will let you go, quickly finish what you have to do, and then disappear for me!"

Ok?

Bai Ze Zhizi casually tilted his head, looked down, moved his back against the wall,

It sounds like Chuya has been tricked again. When you know this well, it’s actually better to pretend to be stupid and beat the other party up. After the beating, pretend that you persuaded me and wave away, but I don’t know. What is the reason for beating Dazai.

He shook the living doll with his hand, and thought seriously: "What excuse should I use later, in a bad mood? No, it's too childish."

"But the reason doesn't seem to be important, let's think about it while fighting~"

Seriously speaking, if you are facing the enemy openly, it is very bad to make an appointment immediately after the enemy has just fought with others and take advantage of his weakness. However, when the enemy is Osamu Dazai, any potential for fighting The rules seem to be set aside for now.

No way, Osamu Dazai's supernatural power is a disqualification in the world, and he can be immune to all supernatural powers. Shirasawa Nakoko can't use supernatural powers to restore his state, and if you think about it with your legs, you know that Osamu Dazai was arrested on purpose this time. He wouldn't just stay in the interrogation room honestly until all the states recovered and fight with Bai Ze Zhizi before leaving.

Huh, but before the heart stops beating, the supernatural power fails and the human body dies completely, there is a very short period of time, which can be considered, but not adopted.

There was the sound of light footsteps, it should be that Nakahara Chuya finally finished laughing and was about to come out, Bai Zezhizi rubbed the hair of the living doll, straightened his back slightly, and stood up lazily and seamlessly Prepare to taunt.

Chuya Zhongya's footsteps stopped: "Huh?! Don't go too far!"

Shirasawa Nakoko embraced the living doll, and together with the living doll, they looked down the dimly blurred stairs.

The overly lively Dazai sound came: "Where is it too much, come on, chuuya~"

Uhm, Dazai went into the pit again, Chuya, you should leave immediately after the fight, and you must not stay.

After writing down this rule, Bai Ze Zhizi straightened the collar of the two-color living doll, smiled slightly, tilted his head and said in distress: "If there is a fight later, where should I put my brother? Take my brother to fight, brother I will definitely be angry, but if I put my brother in a place far away from the battle, my brother will definitely be even more angry~"

What a happy distress, Bai Ze Zhizi picked up the living doll, retracted his legs, he held the living doll in his arms with his arms, and then squeezed his fingers with his eyes down.

The warm-up exercise started, and the white-haired port Mafia cadre casually continued to walk down the stairs, listening to the increasingly clear conversation below with very light footsteps.

Osamu Dazai still said lightly: "But Chuya let me out, I will definitely be punished, oh yeah, but I can help you pretend to be someone from a detective agency to save me."

Zhong Yuan also raised his eyebrows: "Don't even think about it."

"Huh, really?" Osamu Dazai sighed, "You will be punished~"

So Zhongyuan Zhong also paused, turned around impatiently, and walked towards the stairs, his black coat drew a handsome arc: "I know, I know, don't think it's over like this, let's not be an example."

He heard Dazai Osamu's voice that seemed to be thinking very seriously: "Hey, I obviously agreed, but pretended to forget it, isn't that even more excessive?"

A hashtag came out of Nakahara Chuya's forehead, and his voice subconsciously increased: "You bastard——"

Osamu Dazai dragged out the ending: "What I promised~~~"

The hash mark on the forehead expanded, Nakahara Chuya turned around, moved his toes into a horoscope, and stretched out his finger to Osamu Dazai: "This is not an example~"

The overly soft and deliberately coquettish voice expanded in the empty room, and then bounced back by the walls, even the vibration of the echo seemed to be clear.

It is Dazai's request to rule out evil tastes when the young lady of the horoscope speaks.

There was silence all around.

The hashtag on the forehead was enlarged and accentuated again, and Zhongyuan Zhong also emphasized: "Hello..."

There was an obvious laughter from above the stairs, and the sound of left foot stumbling and right foot almost at the same moment, and then a series of movements of human body rolling down the stairs.

and many more……

Zhongyuan Zhong also turned his head subconsciously, and saw a group of black and white unknown objects rolling down from the top of the stairs, because the stairs were very steep, and the unknown object rolled very fast, and the sound of cries of pain was also knocked by the stairs: " Zhongye—”

It was Shirasawa Nako's voice.

Nakahara Chuya subconsciously wanted to jump to the top to stop, but at this moment, Bai Ze Zhizi bumped into him and stopped the tendency to continue rolling down.

The living doll with two-color hair was well protected, without any damage at all. Shirazawa Zhizi hugged Nakahara Chuya's leg and looked up at him: "Pfft, Chuya."

Nakahara Chuya: ...

The anger value seemed to skyrocket again, Zhong Yuan asked stiffly, "What are you laughing at?"

Bai Ze Zhizi sensed something bad, he forced his smile to stop, obediently raised his face to look at Zhongya Zhongyuan, and said as seriously as possible: "Actually..."

"puff----"

In fact, I held back it at first, after all, people have the consciousness of saving their lives, but Nakahara Chuya's foot moved, and Shirazawa Zhizi could feel the tip of his shoe turning, so he didn't hold back.

"Pfft." Osamu Dazai also laughed.

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't move either. He lowered his head and saw Bai Ze's white hair trembling wildly. He couldn't stop laughing and asked calmly, "Bai Ze, do you want to fly?"

At this time, as long as he lifts his leg, he can definitely kick Bai Ze Zhizi away. Not only can he fly away, but with the strength after becoming angry from embarrassment, he can definitely break the roof by the way.

You'll die that way, you'll definitely die.

Baize Zhizi grabbed his trouser legs and stood up, then raised the living doll up: "When you kick me, can you be gentle and don't point at the living doll~?"

"--puff."

Of course, he didn't really plan to be kicked to see the fresh air and seagulls in the sky. After he couldn't help laughing again, he quickly jumped up sideways to avoid Chuya Nakahara's kick and kick, and at the same time, the disaster was diverted. Pointing at the culprit: "Why did you hit me? You should have kicked Osamu Dazai away. It's okay to kick him first and then me. In short, hurry up and kick him!"

Jumping once was not enough, Shirasawa Chiko turned over and jumped down the stairs, threw the living doll over with his legs in the air, and caught it the moment it landed.

Osamu Dazai dodged in advance to avoid being hit by him with precision: "Bai Ze is too good, I can't wait to fight as soon as we meet, oh oh oh, it's more fun to roll the stairs~"

Zhong Yuan also retracted his legs, stood on the stairs and looked down with a sneer.

Bai Ze Zhizi smiled and took a hashtag: "You are the one who likes rolling stairs, okay, Dazai Caterpillar."

"What, what?" Osamu Dazai dragged out his final voice, twisted his wrist, turned his head to look at Shiraizawa Zhizi, and said in a tone of sudden realization, "Bai Ze is still so naive, he can only say some malicious and cute refrain .”

"Sure enough, no matter what time it is, it's a childish white-haired brat."

"Chuya kick him, he's provoking you on purpose." Shirakawa continued to mislead others, he slowly raised his hand, "It's really not what I want to laugh at, it's all Dazai's problem."

Undecided when things happen, Dazai mechanics means that in the face of anything, you can throw the blame on Dazai in order to get out of the body.

Dazai covered his chest, and said lightly: "Oh, I'm so sad, is this how Bai Ze treats his savior?"

Savior?Bai Ze Zhizi raised his chin, equally nonchalantly: "Save your life, is it the grace of not killing that bomb/bomb back then?"

When it comes to bombs, Shirasawa Ikko looks at Nakahara Nakaya.

Zhong Yuanzhong also turned away his murderous eyes, and began: "What are you talking about with him, let's go."

"Okay, okay, since Bai Ze doesn't acknowledge the grace of saving my life, it's you who saved my life." Osamu Dazai tilted his head, with a smile in his kite-colored eyes, "Bai Ze can use my The grace of saving life can be exchanged for a promise, such as Zhong Ye Nei Ba Zi..."

This is a bit tempting.

Even if he didn't understand what Osamu Dazai was talking about, Shirasawa Chiko still took the bait: "For example, let you wear a cat-eared maid to bow deeply and apologize in a delicate voice?"

Dazai Osamu raised a finger as if suddenly realized: "You actually want to see a maid outfit? It's really too much, Bai Ze."

Bearing the red killing intent above him, Bai Ze Zhizi mechanically smiled and said, "It's not Chuya, but I want to see Dazai."

He imitated Osamu Dazai's ending sound just now: "I want to see Dazai wearing a maid to apologize~~~"

"I see." Osamu Dazai smiled, "How many sleeping pills did Bai Ze take before coming here? It's already fully effective."

Tch-no fun.

Bai Ze Zhizi lowered his eyes and hugged the living doll tightly in his arms: "If you can't do it, bastard, go to hell."

Hey, wait, this sentence seems a bit familiar, usually it is the information conveyed by Yumeno Hisaku and Izumi Kyoka with their eyes, and suddenly I understand them a little bit, so the next tea party will be advanced~!

Osamu Dazai refused with a smile: "No."

Um?Normally, when this kind of topic is mentioned, shouldn't Osamu Dazai agree with joy?

"Bai Ze is too good, I definitely don't remember it at all." Osamu Dazai said, "When I greeted the beautiful Miss Yu in the sea before, Bai Ze suddenly threw an object high in the sky, and the thrown object just hit my head. It hurts. pain."

Um?Sea, high-altitude parabolic, Dazai Osamu, Shirasawa Chiko was taken aback for a moment.

Osamu Dazai smiled: "So Chuya should kick Shirasawa away first."

Bai Ze Zhizi also smiled: "No, don't, let's kick Dazai first, he lied to you to speak in the tone of a young lady, and he wants to see your cat's ears apologize softly, if you don't kick him away immediately, you can't justify it ?”

Osamu Dazai continued to smile: "The guy who still plays with dolls as an adult is really a 'doll'. He is really childish. Does Chuya really not kick him away? Childhood is contagious~"

He paused, thumped his hand, and dragged his voice: "I see, Chuya is so short now, must be infected by Bai Ze's childishness?"

"He was saying that you are short, right now, kick me out immediately. From this angle, the entire Mafia port can definitely be seen, and no one will laugh at you for being short again." Bai Zezhizi tilted his head, and was about to Continuing to speak, Chuya Nakahara grabbed him by the back of his collar.

Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't bear it anymore: "Hey, let me tell you, shut up."

Osamu Dazai blinked: "Hey, why is Chuya standing on the steps talking?"

Nakahara Chuya: ...

The urge to kick flying people seems to be too much today, Zhongyuan Zhong also turned cold, grabbed Bai Ze Zhizi by the back collar, turned around, and forcibly pulled him up the stairs: "If you continue to talk, I will really kick you flying!" Two bastards, so."

He paused, and turned his head: "Get out of here as soon as possible, bastard Dazai."

"... Before he gets out, can you let me stand up first?" Bai Ze Zhizi sat on the stairs, with Nakahara Nakaya's hand on the back of his neck, he carefully protected the living doll in his arms , raised one hand, "Ass/butt really hurts, I just rolled off it, why don't you keep rolling up~"

Zhong Yuan Zhong also said word by word: "You too, shut up!"

Shirasawa Zhizi shut up obediently, and stared at Osamu Dazai with a subtle smile on his face.

——Until he was dragged out of Osamu Dazai's sight by Chuya Nakahara.

It's too much in the middle~