After the ancestor of metaphysics dressed as a fake pregnant cannon fodder

"Excuse me, do you need my help?" The waiter saw the girl staring in one direction, followed her line of sight, and saw two men with outstanding looks. His heart felt like he had overturned the vinegar jar, and he couldn't help but speak. road.

The girl turned her head, looked at him pitifully and said, "Little brother, who is that gentleman over there? I think he looks familiar. I feel like I've seen him somewhere before. You can take me there and talk to him." Words?"

The waiter just felt like his heart was broken, and he didn't want those two guys to touch the girl at all, they didn't deserve her at all!But the girl clearly wanted to make friends with them. He couldn't make such a beautiful girl sad, so he could only bear the pain in his heart and said: "I'll take you there, but it doesn't matter if you don't know each other, you are cute, they will be very happy If you are friends with you, no one will dislike you."

The girl bowed her head shyly, and said softly, "Oh, I'm very embarrassed for you to say such a thing."

The audience in the live broadcast room hurriedly comforted her: "Xiao Ke is very cute and beautiful, and has a good personality, how could anyone not like you!"

"I'm jealous, which man is it that makes Xiao Ke show such a shy expression!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

"Xiao Ke, you are our goddess, don't be fooled."

"The waiter brother must be heartbroken, and I am also heartbroken. I really hate myself for not being a rich and handsome man, so that I can drive a Rolls Royce to pick up Xiaoke."

Xiao Ke always pays attention to the news in the live broadcast room. Seeing that everyone is going crazy for her, she feels more and more proud, but with an innocent expression on her face, she said: "I don't want to find a rich boyfriend, as long as Just be self-motivated, I won’t go with you even if you drive a Rolls-Royce, this kind of thing still depends on fate.”

"Maybe one day you will see me at a certain stall in the vegetable market~"

He covered his mouth and snickered.

"Ah, ah, Xiao Ke, I love you, and I am willing to go to the vegetable market to sell vegetables for you!"

"Xiao Ke is such a good girl, she looks so good-looking and doesn't worship money, Xiao Ke, you will always be the fairy in my heart!"

"Compared to Xiao Ke, my girlfriend is so ignorant. She always goes to big shopping malls when she goes out on dates. Although it doesn't cost me, the things there are so expensive!"

"That's right, those women who are not too young but good-looking all want to lose a rich man. They would rather find an old man than be with an honest man who treats them sincerely."

["Wan Lai Cong Zhong" gave a kaleidoscope to "Lovely Coco", hoping that Coco will be happy forever! 】

In the live broadcast room, the colorful banners exclusive to the boss floated over, instantly detonating a more enthusiastic atmosphere, and gifts of all sizes began to float out. Xiao Ke looked at the straight-up numbers and smiled even sweeter.

"Brothers, don't give me a reward. Save money to buy gifts for your girlfriends. Girls just want to coax you with your heart. If you give me a reward, the sisters will be unhappy when they see it. If it's because I let you If we quarrel, I will suffer to death!"

"No, no, no, I don't have a girlfriend. You are enough for me."

"As long as you live broadcast every day, I will watch every day. What do I want a girlfriend to see you?"

"If you have money, you should spend it on a cute and kind girl like you."

In less than a minute, the number of rewards has exceeded one million, and Xiao Ke looked at the man in front of him very proudly.

No one can not be tempted by her, and this man will also bow down under her skirt.

Min Yu saw the waiter leading the girl with heavy make-up and winking eyes towards this side, frowned displeasedly, and said, "Is there something wrong?"

The waiter smiled and led his goddess to Min Yu's table, and when he heard this sentence, seeing the obvious impatient expression on Min Yu's face, his heart felt as if it had been cut by a knife, and it hurt so badly.

This person actually talks to his goddess with such a tone and expression, the goddess will definitely be sad!

Can't he see the stars shining in the goddess' eyes?The waiter felt that if he was looked at by her like that, even if he died in the next second, he would be happy.

"Sir, this girl said that you seem to have met somewhere, so she came over to say hello." The waiter endured the pain in his heart, and said to Min Yu.

Xiao Ke hurriedly adjusted her sitting posture so that she could face Min Yu with the most beautiful two-thirds of her face, her eyes blinking, she hesitated to speak, she was very charming.

This expression of hers is the most unbearable for men. Every time they look at them with this expression, they will meet all her demands like crazy.

Min Yu looked at her and was not confused, but felt very weird. Although this girl's appearance was not ugly, her makeup was weird, and she was not beautiful enough to bewitch people's hearts.

He said softly: "I'm sorry, I don't know you, please don't disturb me and my friend's dinner. And you can go to the hospital if you have cramps in your eyes. Blinking like this won't relieve the symptoms."

When Qi Yuqiu saw the girl winking at Min Yu, he was very angry, and dared to attack Min Yu in front of him, he simply didn't take him seriously!

But after hearing Min Yu's words, he calmed down. Min Yu was full of evil spirits and determined, so such a small number of magical charms had no effect on him.And with him here, trying to seduce Min Yu with magic?There are no doors.

The girl's expression froze, why didn't this man fall for her?Is she not beautiful enough?

No, no, no, he must be trying to get his attention in this way. A man who can remain calm under her beauty is really... more and more interested in her!

In Xiao Ke's eyes, there is a look that is bound to win.

She lifted her skirt, slowly approached Min Yu, and said softly: "I seem to have something in my eyes, can you blow it for me?"

"Ahhh what dog man is he who can blow Xiao Ke's eyes, I'm dead, I'm dead!"

"You're just jealous, get out of the way and let me do it!"

The people in the live broadcast room went crazy when they heard Xiao Ke's words, and someone even smashed ten kaleidoscopes in one go, asking Xiao Ke to use the money to go to the hospital to find a doctor, and not to let the dog man approach her.

The restaurant has been paying attention to the people here, with angry and jealous expressions on their faces, they are not bad, why didn't the girl choose them!

Qi Yuqiu saw that she was so blatantly seducing Min Yu, and she was still so close, his eyes started to burn, he patted the table and said: "Your eyes are uncomfortable because the sticky hair and powder fell into it, and you can't blow it out. Hurry up and go to the bathroom to wash yourself!"

Xiao Ke was startled by this roar, and his leaning body almost fell off the chair. Min Yu moved to the side very quickly, avoiding her throwing him into his arms.

Xiao Ke's forehead hit the corner of the table all of a sudden, tears welled up in her eyes.

"Xiao Ke, are you okay?"

"Ah! Xiao Ke's forehead is red from pretending, blow it!"

"What's the matter, who is so fucking, didn't you see Xiao Ke fell down, don't you know how to reach out to help?"

"Probably blind and deaf, unable to see or hear."

The waiter standing on the side walked over quickly, glared at Min Yu and Qi Yuqiu fiercely, then bent down gently, and helped Xiao Ke up.

Xiao Ke's eyes were red, and she couldn't shed a tear in her eyes. In the eyes of others, she was really pitiful.

Is there something wrong with this man?How can I watch such a beautiful girl like her knock on the table?

A man sitting next to him said: "You are a big man, how can you watch the little girl get hurt?"

Qi Yuqiu glanced at him: "You can't just watch her fall, you help her up."

The man was about to get up as soon as his eyes lit up, completely ignoring the darkened face of his wife sitting across from him.

"What are you doing? You dare to flirt with me in front of my face because of how pretty the little girl is?"

The man glanced at Xiao Ke in embarrassment, and whispered: "I am not my wife, I just think she is pitiful, a little girl is being bullied by two big men, why can't she help?"

"Is someone bullying her? Why didn't I see it? I saw that she wanted to seduce others, but they ignored her. Why, do you think it's a pity that she didn't come to seduce you?"

"I'm not, I'm not..."

It can be seen that the couple quarreled for themselves, and glanced at Min Yu, look, how many people lined up to help me.

But what a nuisance this shrew is!

She said softly and weakly: "You guys stop arguing, it's all my fault, I didn't sit properly, and I didn't bleed, it didn't hurt at all, big brother, don't worry about me."

"Brother, this sister has a bad temper. You should be more considerate of her and don't quarrel with her. Whether it's outside or in life, you still have to save a little face for girls."

The man was already holding his breath, but when he heard Xiao Ke's gentle and gentle words, he suddenly became angry and pushed his wife: "This is a big crowd, I have endured you for a long time, can't you save me some face?" ?”

Now it was a hornet's nest, the two wrestled together, and several waiters rushed over and pulled them away.

"All right, all right, Mr. Zhao, get out of our company tomorrow! Get out of the way! If I have money, I'm afraid I won't be able to find a gentle and caring little padded jacket? I can find ten of them a day!" Laughing angrily, a little boy who eats soft food, and is not professional at all, did she pay for the crime?

This kind of thing has never happened in the restaurant, and everyone is watching the farce.

Little sees that the woman left angrily, hurriedly oops, and apologized to the man: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't talk too much, it's all my fault, big brother, you should hurry up and apologize to your sister, coax her more, bear with me It's over, don't let her do something stupid."

The man who was a bit regretful at first stroked his hair, panting, "Let her go!"

Xiao Ke covered her mouth and smiled.

Min Yu's face turned sour, it was rare to go out for dinner with Qi Yuqiu, and to meet such a lunatic, the good atmosphere was disturbed.

He directly dialed the boss's phone number, told him what happened, and reminded the boss to find someone to deal with it quickly.

After hanging up the phone, Min Yu rubbed his forehead and signaled the waiter to quickly take the crazy woman away. If he had known this, he should have taken over the entire restaurant without hesitation, and such a bad thing would not have happened.

"You, you want them to drive me away?" Xiao Ke couldn't believe what he said.

"Girl, we don't know you. Do you know that it's annoying for you to come up and interrupt our meal?" Qi Yuqiu snorted coldly, "Also, don't think that this little trick can deceive everyone's eyes. Fans should wake up."

Xiao Ke, who was still pretending to be sad, froze immediately when she heard his words. She suddenly remembered that everyone on the Internet seemed to be saying that Qi Yuqiu is a half fairy, did he see something?

no, I can not!

"What nonsense are you talking about? What kind of trick did I use? Don't swear." She said in a sinking tone.

Seeing that Xiao Ke was angry, the people in the live broadcast room became more and more angry, and began to insult without any choice of words. Xiao Ke deliberately moved the camera to Min Yu and Qi Yuqiu, and as soon as Qi Yuqiu's face was revealed, someone recognized him.

"Oh, it's Qi Yuqiu. There are rumors on the Internet that he is a half-immortal. I think it's just a whitewashing notice. If he has no quality, he has no quality."

"Hehe, I'm not surprised what happened to him, Xiao Ke hurry up and stay away from him."

"The little fresh meat nowadays is really more disgusting than the other, even worse than a little boy, what else is there but a face?"

"Get out, stay away from my cocoa house!"

"Who is this man with him? He looks like a dog, why is he so innocent?"

When Xiao Ke was taking pictures of Min Yu, Qi Yuqiu happened to see the screen. Seeing someone scolding Min Yu, he snorted coldly and said, "Everyone is being played around like a pig's head, and there is still a face here to beep beeping here. It's time to go to the bathroom and flush the paste in your mind."

"Oh, you're still swearing. With your quality, it's better to get out of the entertainment circle as soon as possible!"

"Our family, Keke, is kind and beautiful. Can't we say we've been bullied by you?"

"Kind and beautiful?" Qi Yuqiu sneered, "Are you sure she is kind and beautiful?"

"Hehe, among other things, Keke's face is still dark? Our Keke is the only one who dares to live broadcast without using a beauty filter, and is recognized as a goddess."

Qi Yuqiu shook his head, only weak-willed people would be fascinated by Xiao Ke's charms, and would be pissed off every day.

"I didn't want to be a good person, but I can't help it. I feel embarrassed seeing you all blind." Qi Yuqiu took out a talisman.

The yang evil on Min Yu itself has a certain ability to restrain evil things. Xiao Ke stayed by his side without knowing it for a few minutes, and the things on his body were about to lose their effectiveness. She only felt a slight fever on her body, and her face was itchy.

"You, what did you do to me? I didn't offend you, why did you treat me like this." She half-covered her face, looked at Qi Yuqiu resentfully, and took pictures of her slightly flushed face from time to time.

However, the scolding of Qi Yuqiu that she expected did not happen, and everyone in the live broadcast room fell silent.

At this moment, the people who were watching the live broadcast were dumbfounded. The girl on the screen hadn't changed. She still had the same face, ordinary and not outstanding. Perhaps with a light makeup, she could be called Xiaojiabiyu.But she was wearing thick foundation and strangely colored blush, and thick eye makeup on her eyes. She didn't look like a living person, but a female zombie in a zombie movie.

Using such a face to wink and make a soft expression, the person in front of the screen thought of how crazy he was for her, spent all his time, and kept saying that he loved her, and couldn't help feeling a little retched, wishing to go back and put himself Crack the skull to see if it really contains paste.

Then, the comments flooded in wildly, only this time their anger was directed at Xiao Ke.

Xiao Ke panicked, she touched her face, and turned her head to look around in horror. Those people who were looking at her with obsessive eyes just now looked at her with frowns, looking confused.

They couldn't understand why they were so obsessed with this girl just now that they almost lost their minds.

"Why, how could it be like this, how could it be like this!" Xiao Ke, who was used to being sought after by everyone, couldn't accept these strange eyes for a while, and said in a daze.

Qi Yuqiu sneered and said, "Why is this happening, don't you know very well? Oh, and those who curse, the less firm the mind of this kind of little trick, the more easily influenced, half of the reason for being deceived lies in yourself, If you have time to swear, you might as well reflect on it, watch less live broadcasts, read the Tao Te Ching twice more to calm down, and then go to an old Chinese doctor to prescribe a prescription to nourish your body, otherwise you will have a good life in the future if you fall into the root of the disease."

After hearing this, many people hurried out of the live broadcast room, rushed to the Chinese pharmacy and at the same time did not forget to pay their respects to Qi Yuqiu's Weibo.

The waiter's little brother also woke up, remembering the good thing he did just now, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.

He actually let such a crazy woman in, and brought her in front of the guests and let her go crazy.

He knew the person sitting in front of him. He was the president of the Min Group, Min Yu. He actually offended Min Yu!

"Yes, I'm sorry!" The waiter bowed deeply to Min Yu, sweat dripped from his forehead on the carpet, "I'm taking him out right now, and I'm very sorry for disturbing your meal."

At this time, the manager finally rushed over, apologized to the guests, and waived the orders of everyone present, and delivered a dish that could not be ordered on weekdays.

"Boss Min really caused you trouble. I will deal with these people later and give you an explanation." The manager nodded and bowed.

Xiao Ke hurriedly turned off the live broadcast.Desperately, she was kicked out. Before leaving, she gave Qi Yuqiu a fierce look, and shouted viciously: "You wait, you wait for me, sooner or later I will make you two dogs kneel on the ground and beg me !"

"Crazy, that's it." Qi Yuqiu shook her head, she was still not sober at this point, she probably didn't know what price she had to pay for the momentary false glory.

After the people left, the restaurant finally returned to normal.

Min Yu coughed, looked at Qi Yuqiu and smiled, "Are you still angry?"

"Why am I angry? I'm not angry." Qi Yuqiu said.

Min Yu poured water for him, gently squeezed his hand, and said in a low voice: "In my eyes, I can only see you, no matter how good-looking other people are, I can't see them either."

Qi Yuqiu turned his head away and snorted, this guy comes again and again, and he doesn't feel ashamed at all to say such things in public!

With disgust on his face, the gloom in his heart dissipated.

When Min Yu picked up the food for him, Qi Yuqiu pawed it a few times uncomfortably, and looked at the glass window casually.

The black glass reflected the two people sitting opposite each other. Min Yu looked at him intently with a smile in his eyes.

Qi Yuqiu's heart skipped a beat, that strange feeling came again, he quickly withdrew his eyes and lowered his head to eat.

Whether the food in the restaurant was good or not, Qi Yuqiu didn't eat it at all. When he was sent back to the studio in a daze, he sat in his office and sighed for a long time.

The ball is over.

His majestic Qingyang Mountain Master Uncle was actually bewitched by male sex, really...

He rubbed the bottle at hand, the talisman paper on the mouth of the bottle fell off, and Qing Lin floated out.

Qi Yuqiu stroked his chin and looked at the kid who seemed to be more docile, and narrowed his eyes.

Qing Lin stood obediently, not daring to move when she was stared at. She could see the things outside and hear the sound in the bottle, but she couldn't move or speak, that's something a ghost can bear!

In comparison, he would rather memorize all the books honestly.

"Tell me, you like Sheng Yuke, why do you like Fa'er?" Qi Yuqiu asked him.

Qinglin let out a groan, covered her face and said shyly, "This, how dare you say that!"

Qi Yuqiu was surprised: "Why are you embarrassed to say that?"

"Oh, brother Qi, you are really..." Qing Lin covered her face with her fingers, revealing her eyes, "I-I just want to be with him~"

"Which one is that? Don't act like a ghost, talk carefully!" Qi Yuqiu couldn't help scolding him, his head was full of confusion.

Qing Lin stood up smartly, and said seriously: "I just want to sleep with him, to sleep on the same bed."

"Oh, I just want to sleep on the same bed, just like it?" Qi Yuqiu rubbed his chin and closed his eyes again, Min Yu wanted to sleep in the same bed with him, but he didn't have this idea for Min Yu so far, the two of them slept in the same bed How crowded, what if someone sleeps dishonestly and kicks them out in the middle of the night?

"Okay, Sheng Yuke doesn't want to sleep with you, so stop thinking about it and study hard!" Qi Yuqiu coughed and said seriously.

"Brother Qi, who was that man who came to look for you just now?" Qing Lin let out an ooh, then leaned forward with very narrow eyes, and asked shyly.

Qi Yuqiu squinted at him: "What do you want to do?"

"I, I, I was just asking!" Qing Lin lowered her head, twisted a few times, and said embarrassedly, "He looks really good-looking."

Qi Yuqiu felt uncomfortable when he heard this, what's wrong with looking good, what can you think about looking good?

"Better looking than brother Sheng Yuke, I've never seen such a good-looking person!"

"Oh, he has such a temperament. Although the top button is not fastened, he still looks so restrained. I really want to go up and take off his vest shirt."

"Such a top quality, the people who chased him must have lined up to the seaside."

"Oh, brother Qi, you don't like masculinity, you don't understand!"

Qinglin sighed softly at the end, it is really lonely to have no one to share the joy of seeing the best!

I understand, I understand your size!

With a dark face, Qi Yuqiu stuffed the kid into the bottle, and added a talisman to seal his vision and hearing. He even wanted to take off Min Yu's clothes, so he dared to reach out and chop your hand off!

Min Yu's face can really attract bees and butterflies!

At two o'clock, Liu Hao knocked on the office door,

"Mr. Qi, Lin Cheng is here."

Qi Yuqiu immediately shook off the messy thoughts in his head and opened the office door.No masculinity or femininity is as important as work.

In the reception room, a chubby middle-aged man was sitting at the main seat, with a somewhat impatient expression. Seeing Qi Yuqiu push the door in, he frowned and said, "Aren't you going to call your master here? Where is he?"

Lin Cheng was very disappointed when he found this small studio nestled in the corner. How could a real master nest in such a small place?He also went to the doctor in a hurry. Someone recommended this place in the help post on the forum, so he asked for his contact information. Now it seems that this time should not be wasted!

Liu Hao's expression remained unchanged, and he extended his hand to introduce: "This is our Master Qi."

"Him? You said he was a master?" Lin Cheng laughed angrily. A kid who didn't know if he had grown up yet dared to call himself a master.

Are today's young people so impetuous?Come out to bluff and deceive, at least spend money to hire an elderly person to pretend to be a facade. Being a liar is so unprofessional, and the people under the overpass even know how to put a fake beard on themselves!

"Okay, I'm unlucky, I wasted my time!" Lin Cheng didn't want to say any more, he got up and wanted to leave.

Qi Yuqiu stretched out his hand to stop him, and said with a smile, "You think I'm a liar before you speak?"

"You are not a liar, you are here to trick me." Lin Cheng's tone was very bad after being tricked by several young people.

Chang Xian, who was sweeping the floor outside, couldn't see others talking about Qi Yuqiu, and said unconvinced: "My husband can even deal with ghosts, and your weak chicken can handle it for you without using a single talisman. You are still judging people by their appearances even when you are in trouble! "

"Hey you kid, what are you talking about?" Lin Cheng pointed at Chang Xianjian and said with a dark face.

Qi Yuqiu waved his hand at Chang Xianxian, and said: "You can go, we don't buy or sell by force, but if we come to you for the second time, the price will double. You have to think clearly, tonight, how much money will you have? Do you want to be beaten in the middle of the night?"

The author has something to say: an update is coming!

I really miss my once-full manuscript box

Thanks to Qiushui Anzhi Yuzhile for dropping the nutrient solution

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!